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Re: SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON MAN

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Submitted by Uncle Ernie on October 10, 2002 at 02:32 PM
In Reply to: SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON MAN submitted by ART WHOLEFLAPPER on October 09, 2002 at 07:22 PM

Subject: Re: SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON MAN

>I USE TO SIT NEXT TO MY RADIO, IN HOPES OF BEING ENLIGHTENED, AND THEN I REALIZED THE RADIO REALLY WAS'NT MY FRIEND, SO I LOOKED TO THE RECORD PLAYER, WHO HAD BEEN SITTING QUIETLY IN THE CORNER FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. AND I SAID TO HIM "DEAR FRIEND" AND HE BEGAN TO WEEP SO I COLLECTED THE TEARS AND TOOK THEM OVER TO THE CELLOFAN TO DRY...I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SPOT WHEN IT HIT ME LIKE A WET FIST! THEY HAD TORN IT DOWN AND BUILT SOME SORT OF THEATRE...A FIRESIGN THEATRE. WELL SIR WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT GOD HELP US!

Let me scare you with a little story!

A fruit under went a 'Danish Operation' and became a Nun. Now every morning he/she went for a dip in the high speed drainage canal just outside of the Nunnery. And one morning unable to kick her habit he dove in and was dragged down by the heavy black garments and drown, only to be found by a fisherman of a different face er faith who happened by. Now he was a common man this fisherman and when he asked his god or devil why this had not happened to him, he got no reply and so, he took her shoes and walked away preferring not to get involved!

What then are we afraid of? Fear like pain may be just god's way of hurting us? Good bless you and god night and please don't touch that dial!

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>>I USE TO SIT NEXT TO MY RADIO, IN HOPES OF BEING ENLIGHTENED, AND THEN I REALIZED THE RADIO REALLY WAS'NT MY FRIEND, SO I LOOKED TO THE RECORD PLAYER, WHO HAD BEEN SITTING QUIETLY IN THE CORNER FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. AND I SAID TO HIM "DEAR FRIEND" AND HE BEGAN TO WEEP SO I COLLECTED THE TEARS AND TOOK THEM OVER TO THE CELLOFAN TO DRY...I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SPOT WHEN IT HIT ME LIKE A WET FIST! THEY HAD TORN IT DOWN AND BUILT SOME SORT OF THEATRE...A FIRESIGN THEATRE. WELL SIR WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT GOD HELP US! > > > > Let me scare you with a little story! > > A fruit under went a 'Danish Operation' and became a Nun. Now every morning he/she went for a dip in the high speed drainage canal just outside of the Nunnery. And one morning unable to kick her habit he dove in and was dragged down by the heavy black garments and drown, only to be found by a fisherman of a different face er faith who happened by. Now he was a common man this fisherman and when he asked his god or devil why this had not happened to him, he got no reply and so, he took her shoes and walked away preferring not to get involved! > > What then are we afraid of? Fear like pain may be just god's way of hurting us? Good bless you and god night and please don't touch that dial! > >> >

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