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SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON MAN

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Submitted by ART WHOLEFLAPPER on October 09, 2002 at 07:22 PM
Subject: SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON MAN

I USE TO SIT NEXT TO MY RADIO, IN HOPES OF BEING ENLIGHTENED, AND THEN I REALIZED THE RADIO REALLY WAS'NT MY FRIEND, SO I LOOKED TO THE RECORD PLAYER, WHO HAD BEEN SITTING QUIETLY IN THE CORNER FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. AND I SAID TO HIM "DEAR FRIEND" AND HE BEGAN TO WEEP SO I COLLECTED THE TEARS AND TOOK THEM OVER TO THE CELLOFAN TO DRY...I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SPOT WHEN IT HIT ME LIKE A WET FIST! THEY HAD TORN IT DOWN AND BUILT SOME SORT OF THEATRE...A FIRESIGN THEATRE. WELL SIR WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT GOD HELP US!



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