What happens if you take old Ed Wood footage, old stock
footage, new amateur footage, and cut it into something
resembling unfilmed stories by Ed Wood and mix in
narration by Phil Proctor?  

We don't know either, but here they are:

Ed Wood's "Devil Girls" trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n--3jeJU0ZM

Ed Wood's "The Vampire's Tomb" trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVEehm2JOSQ

More at http://www.youtube.com/terminalpictures

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