Phil Austin's essay, "The Imaginary Dog Awards" leads off the features in
this month's The Bark Magazine. (Issue #49, on sale now, presumably anywhere
a dog can buy a magazine.)

The Bark has been called the New Yorker of Dog Magazines, which is, I
suppose, recommendation enough.  In other words, it's not going to be an
essay about where to buy dog collars.

I suppose the New Yorker could be called The Bark of Human Magazines.
I like symmetry.