TO ALL FIRESIGN FANS:
FRED WIEBEL HAS ONCE AGAIN VIOLATED HIS AGREEMENT WITH FIRESIGN NOT TO SELL
ANY PRODUCT WHATSOVER THAT CONTAINS OUR PERFORMANCES.  THE FIRESIGN WORK IS
WHOLLY AND COMPLETLY OWNED BY THE FIRESIGN THEATRE AND OUR PRODUCT IS
AVAILABLE ONLY THROUGH LEGITIMATE SOURCES.  OTHERWORLD MEDIA HAS ASSUMED
CONTROL OF THE EXISTING LODESTONE PRODUCT AND WILL MAKE THEM AND OTHER NEW
AND PREVIOUSLY UNAVAILABLE WORK AVAILABLE IN LIMITED, HIGH-CLASS EDITIONS IN
THE COMING YEAR.  IF YOU WISH TO SUPPORT THE FIRESIGN THEATRE YOU WILL
BOYCOTT ANY AND ALL RIPPED-OFF PERFORMANCES FROM WIEBEL.  HE IS A THIEF,
PURE AND SIMPLE.
DAVID OSSMAN

Holy Mudhead, mackerel!  Morse Science High!
It's....disappeared!
  -- Firesign Theatre