These fake ads were first aired on NPR
in 1997, and some of them became part of
"Give Me Immortality Or Give Me Death".
Read about it on Firezine.net

APRIL FOOLS

Courtesy Firezine Archive

'The "Everything You Know Is Wrong" Expo' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (462k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (462k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (582k) 'News Bite #1' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (584k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (584k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (737k) 'Darwin Breweries' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (351k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (351k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (429k) 'Unconscious Village' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (376k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (376k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (476k) 'News Bite #2' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (561k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (561k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (708k) 'US Plus' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (396k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (396k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (499k) 'Dr. Sy Borg' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (422k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (422k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (533k) 'News Bite #3' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (581k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (581k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (732k) 'Anythynge You Want To' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (442k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (442k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (562k) 'Chef Troofle' 16 Kbps RealPlayer Streaming (362k) | 16 Kbps RealPlayer Download (362k) | 96 Kbps MP3 Download (454k)