A Firesign Chat
08/20/2026




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 20, 2026 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Tweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
||||||||| New notice: 'This Chat No Longer Functions. The Firesign Chat Is Now Located At >> http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137?channel=#FST'
||||||||| "Hey Tweeny!" ... Tweeny turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 20, 2026 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Mutt coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mutt: In case anyone sees this - I can’t leave a message on the new chat site. In an effort to preserve the old chat archive (text) I have begun uploading these to Internet Archive.org. So far have 2002-2014 uploaded. Most were captured but not all. I will cycle back to try and fill holes. Will keep uploading until all archived chats are saved. Just an fyi.
||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "They never come up into the hills."
Mutt: As this thursday chat willbe archived hopefully somebody will see this,
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mutt: If this is a problem please let Tweeny or Cat know and they will inform me at next thursday chat
||||||||| It's 2:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Status: 500 Internal Server Error Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 - dead from
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Mutt
URL References:
http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137?channel=#FST



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