||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 23, 2026 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: 'This Chat No Longer Functions. The Firesign Chat Is Now Located At >> http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137?channel=#FST ' ||||||||| At 8:00 PM, Tweeny runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 23, 2026 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Deputy Dang sashays in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Deputy Dang: Howdy, pardners! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Deputy Dang: /help Deputy Dang: Catherwood, do you have any door knockers ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Deputy Dang and yells "My ears are burning..." ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Beet in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Deputy Dang: Howdy, Beet! Beet: Well, hello again! Beet: hi Deputy. Beet: No link to hear show. Deputy Dang: Yeah. It's on a lung machine, but isn't really alive. Beet: Going back to gamebird. Deputy Dang: Same same ||||||||| Deputy Dang is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 8:00 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. llanwydd: are we alll here? ||||||||| It's 12:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Status: 500 Internal Server Error
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- dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mutt into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. Mutt: Any minute now. Mutt: Zvbxrpl ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Status: 500 Internal Server Error
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- dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Status: 500 Internal Server Error
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- dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Deputy Dang
llanwydd
Mutt
