Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
04/30/2026

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 30, 2026 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 30, 2026 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging Deputy Dang by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Deputy Dang: Are we having fun, yet?
||||||||| Tweeny sneaks in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New notice: 'This Chat No Longer Functions. The Firesign Chat Is Now Located At >> http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137?channel=#FST '
||||||||| Tweeny departs at 8:00 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mutt close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule.
Mutt: Hiya Deputy!
||||||||| 8:00 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Mutt: Oh well.
llanwydd: howdy folks
||||||||| Beet enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Mutt: Hey Llan. Chat is malfunctioning again
Beet: Hello,Folks!
Mutt: Hiya Beet!
llanwydd: hey beet
Mutt: I got the error message again so we’ll see how long this lasts
Beet: hey, Mutt, llan.
Mutt: Hiya Beet!
Mutt: Hey Llan. Chat is malfunctioning again
Beet: No link for the audio.
Mutt: Now it’s repeating earlier texts
llanwydd: I hope cease shows up
Mutt: I think chat is seriously broken
||||||||| 8:00 PM: llan jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Beet: If Cease and Tweeny are absent, I think we're cooked.
Mutt: Yup
llan: I can contact both of them of them by email
||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I have proof I've been to ancient Greece, look at this grape!"
Mutt: I think chat is seriously broken
Beet: Error messgae again. I think that's it.
Mutt: And repeating old texts again.
Beet: I think I'm going to bail. Hope this is back up next week. G'Nite all.
Mutt: Beet the chat has moved. Look for link at top of page
llanwydd: where is tween when we need him
Mutt: Hes on the other link. See top of page
Mutt: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137/?channel=#FST
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llan - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mutt - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Deputy Dang
llan
llanwydd
Mutt

URL References:
http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137/?channel=#FST
http://gamebird.ehhh.us:1137?channel=#FST