||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 09, 2023 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus T Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 09, 2023 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus T Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Rufus T Firetween sneaks in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Tweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| DJTweeny sneaks in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music – ZERO OHMS-SPATIAL GLACIAL NEBULOUS Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| DJTweeny leaves to catch the 8:00 PM train to Hellmouth. ||||||||| Catherwood leads DJ Tweeny into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the couch. llanwydd: anybody here or is it just us? DJ Tweeny: Hey llan ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJ Tweeny: Hey Johan llanwydd: firesign chat, where it is always 8PM DJ Tweeny: Marsh Of Mists reminds me of the seque in the middle of CLose To The Edge DJ Tweeny: "In her white lace..." johan amadeus myjetski: holy surprises, batman! llanwydd: one of the greatest songs ever recorded johan amadeus myjetski: DJT - when i first began this ambient music, the drifting segue in CttE, stretched out to a whole album, was the idea i sold to recordlabels DJ Tweeny: wow, cool DJ Tweeny: You're welcome to post links to your albums here johan amadeus myjetski: well,okay: johan amadeus myjetski:https://zeroohms.bandcamp.com/ ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Cease', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJ Tweeny: allo Cease llanwydd: Hi Cease johan amadeus myjetski: hey Cease! Cease: Hi gang. This sounds like Doc Technical music. llanwydd: makes me nostalgic for Hearts of Space llanwydd: I dont think it will be back Cease: On the Doc Technical front, he is now hard at work on my play, promises delivery by March. johan amadeus myjetski: HoS has played my stuff a few times DJ Tweeny: It's johan's music, Cease Cease: Aha! llanwydd: excellent! DJ Tweeny:https://zeroohms.bandcamp.com/ llanwydd: is it the one with the french chef, cease? Cease: So much talent in this little group Cease: yes llanwydd: COOL! Cease: it's been Years in the making, but Doc promises it'll be done by the time I go to Vegas, March 19 Cease: I have to make credits and they'll be in order they appear in the play, so Tween will be the first, after me. johan amadeus myjetski: i always knew i felt at home in this grouping of individuals... ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cease: You have several voices, Llan, so I'll just list you the first time you appear, as Ducasse in Act 1 ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Beet waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Hello Cease: Hey Beet DJ Tweeny: Yo Beet ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJ Tweeny: You missed some of johan's music - https://zeroohms.bandcamp.com/ Beet: Hi, Dr Tween, Dr Cease. Beet: I'll definitely listen later, thanks. johan amadeus myjetski: hi beet! Beet: Howdy, j.a.m. ||||||||| Elayne enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Cease: hi El Elayne: Evenin' all! DJ Tweeny: Hey Elayne Elayne: Hey Cat! Beet: Hey, Elayne. Elayne: Hey Kurt! Elayne: Hey Beet! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "May I take your hat and goat?" Elayne: Who's the Bandcamp expert here? Elayne: I was all set to buy something and deleted the reminder email I've had in my inbox for like ages, and now I can't find it, and I don't remember what it was. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “DEAR FRIENDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' DJ Tweeny:https://zeroohms.bandcamp.com/ Cease: Merl, if he shows up Elayne: So I need to figure out like the two most recent offerings on Bandcamp. johan amadeus myjetski: i'm somewhat knowledgable, Elayne, but far from expert Elayne: Thanks Johan, do you remember the two most recent Firesign offerings? Elayne: That's really all I need to know ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Zen Cosmos jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" llanwydd: hey zen Cease: HI Zen Beet: Hi, Zen Zen Cosmos: 128K url is not working tonight, I had to use the 16K one Cease: One is In the Water Elayne: The last one I bought was Fools in Space, so it's the two after that Cease: the live stuff is fairly recent. Elayne: Cat, do you mean Before They Changed the Water? Pretty sure I have that too Elayne: I think Anytown USA is one of the ones I need Elayne: There was one other, looking through Bandcamp now for release dates Cease: Yeah that's Very Recent johan amadeus myjetski: looks like "no Band is an Island" is the latest ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Deputy Dang should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Deputy Dang enters and sits at the bar. Cease: Dang Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! DJ Tweeny: Zen Cosmos: 128K url is not working tonight, I had to use the 16K one << I'm listening to it here. What player are you using? DJ Tweeny: Howdy Deputy johan amadeus myjetski: hey zen, DD Beet: Greetings, Deputy. DJ Tweeny: Hi Zen Rufus T Firetween: ** Read about DEAR FRIENDS at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln Zen Cosmos: VLC player didn't accept the 128K url... DJ Tweeny: Try removing the .m3u from the link DJ Tweeny: VLC is a little finniky that way Cease: that's proctor doing his mother's voice Zen Cosmos: it worked without doing that until tonight... Cease: of all the fireguys, he's the one who talked about his mother the most Elayne: Back from my Bandcamp sojourn. I think I'm just missing Anytown USA at this point. Thanks all. Cease: always here to help, El. Elayne: Well, that was more exhausting than it had any right to be. That threshold of 65 years old really creeps up on ya. Cease: Doc promises my new play will be ready by March. Unfortunately without your voice Elayne: Time to break out the smokables and call it a night. Next week, all! ||||||||| At 8:00 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Cease: smoke on, el johan amadeus myjetski: 65 won't be creeping up on me anymore... 8-| Beet: Have a nice night, Elayne. See you later. johan amadeus myjetski: nite, E! Deputy Dang: Ah, I see... you are... a sailor... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging Merlyn by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" johan amadeus myjetski: he's weird with a beard... Beet: Howdy, Merlyn. DJ Tweeny: Hey Merlyn Cease: Hi Merl Rufus T Firetween: ** Read about DEAR FRIENDS at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln Merlyn: hey all johan amadeus myjetski: hey Merl! Rufus T Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/duke-of-madness-motors-the-complete-dear-friends-radio-era-1970-1972-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc?rq=duke%20of%20madness Cease: every fan should have that. Rufus T Firetween: indeed Beet: One of the most phenomenally complete documents concerning Firesign. johan amadeus myjetski: Dear Friends double lp was the first FST that i bought Cease: and speaking of stuff every firefan should have, check out bruce snyder's calendars. they are amazing! johan amadeus myjetski: followed quickly by Two Places at Once Cease:www.designandtime.com Cease: Proctor was peddling them for a donation at the kpfk pledge drive during their Sexy Boomer show on Tuesday johan amadeus myjetski: love the TV Glide Beet: Gotta get one Rufus T Firetween: One of my all-time favorites here Rufus T Firetween: such a great parody of late-night record ads ||||||||| It's 2:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... johan amadeus myjetski: if i wasn'tJ.A.M., i would be Don G. O'Vanni Rufus T Firetween: This one is also a favorite : It's because they're sad. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:00 PM, dragging Deputy Dang by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" Rufus T Firetween: great 'infomercial' parody Rufus T Firetween: wb Deputy Deputy Dang: They're called blue because they're sad. Unless they have milk. johan amadeus myjetski: i remember the chinchilla infomescials on tv in the late 60s Deputy Dang: thank you. I don't know what happened. Rufus T Firetween: they actually had chinchilla ads? johan amadeus myjetski: DD experienced the 'winking out' phenoena Deputy Dang: Chia pet ads? Merlyn: ya johan amadeus myjetski: absolutely, they had chinchilla ads! Rufus T Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “LANIER AND VIRTUAL PETE” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#TRILOGIES ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s ”LANIER AND VIRTUAL PETE (Part 2)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Rufus T Firetween: johan amadeus myjetski: absolutely, they had chinchilla ads! << wow, so it was a real parody johan amadeus myjetski: can i have some of your purple berries? Cease: love the csn version too, but grace's voice takes this to another level johan amadeus myjetski: probably keep us both alive... Cease: the way she sings "you don't need us" still sends chills johan amadeus myjetski: i love both versionstoo, but you're right GS's voice elevates this version into another dimension Cease: written by kantner, crosby and stills Cease: pual krassner has a funny story about being mistaken for paul kantner. Deputy Dang: due to typographical error? Cease: he was coming home from the cannabis cup in amsterdam and paranoid he hadn't gotten rid of all cannabis. fearfully he approached customs guy in us and the guy thanked him for all the greatg music. Cease: mistaking him for paul kantner johan amadeus myjetski: a topographical erratum? Cease: just from pasport name Cease: passport said Krassner but customs guy read krantner Cease: so paul concluded he brought back a key if he knew that would happen johan amadeus myjetski: that's a PCAI Cease: could have johan amadeus myjetski: Van the man! Rufus T Firetween: There's a concert Krassner did wher the guy who voices Homer Simpson introduces him and says "Let's hope he opens with Crown Of Creation..." Beet: FFavorite Joni album Rufus T Firetween: 'Irony Lives' is the Krassner album, and it's great Cease: yes, that's on one of his albums Cease: they're all great Beet: Just purchased the 2023 calendar. Rufus T Firetween: FOX wouldn't let them use the opening introduction from Homer though, but it's available on the net Cease: good for you, Beet Cease: tis indeed, tween. i wonder if his website still exists Beet: I like his work immensely. Great artist. Cease: he contributed a joke to my play Neal Amid. well, it was his idea and he allowed me to use it. Cease: the drug czar. Cease: actor's fucked up the joke, which is supposed to be paul thinking czar is a new drug Tweeny: looks like paulkrassner.com is gone :/ Cease: i'm surprised one of his friends didntg keep it up Tweeny: lol at the drug 'tzar' Cease: i have to find a way to keep the bitsite up and running after i'm gone. Tweeny: If anyone has a copy of Irony Lives and would like the Homer Simpson opening to add to it, I can provide it Merlyn: ok Tweeny: I downloaded it from paulkrassner.com ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "What you don't mean won't hurt you." Tweeny: It was a free offering Tweeny: and it's hilarious hearing Homer Simpson introduce Krassner Cease: it is indeed Cease: homer confuses him with kantner too Rufus T Firetween: yep, that's the point Rufus T Firetween: why Homer says, "Let's hope he opens with Crown Of Creation" johan amadeus myjetski: love the voices on Crow of Creation johan amadeus myjetski: Crown Cease: crow? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cease: this would make a great bit of animation: crow of creation. johan amadeus myjetski: Crow of Creation would be kinda blue, wouldn't you think? Cease: maybe i'll ask chat gpt to make one for me Cease: the crows in fritz the cat flick Deputy Dang: These are really great, Cat--thank you so much! Cease: maybe people turhing into silver crows, ala eykiw Cease: the collage, dang? Rufus T Firetween: One more left ;) Deputy Dang: the synthesis, yes ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Offer not good after curfew in sectors R or N." Cease: my idea is not to make ungreat things Beet: So far, so good. johan amadeus myjetski: i'd say you were successful thus far, Cease Cease: good batting average, eh Cease: i worried about this trilogy having bits that were too long Deputy Dang: And there's always _something_ I haven't heard before. Thank you again! Rufus T Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s ”LANIER AND VIRTUAL PETE (Part 3)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Deputy Dang: Noone understands this. Cease: this is a funny canadain radio show called because news. Beet: Reaaly good Beet: Whoever Craig is, he nailed it Cease: most of my life is looking for new material for my collages Rufus T Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “LANIER AND VIRTUAL PETE” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#TRILOGIES Cease:https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=Craig+Lauzon,+canadian+comedian&si=AEcPFx7cBWmhotqAqJms-tchDs3rjTmrvFCDdTcTp-3woUhF-CBbT59c6th_niiwuPAX_D2O08xhwFFJRU54xjpfMl7GPubH0Ml_DgPuxF9S2ppEvTtHrww%3D&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwjL6NvX_Yn9AhWGATQIHTfXCH8QnZMFegQIKBAC Cease: well known tv comic Cease: well known in Canada that is Cease: the advantage i have over y'all in making these things is that i have daily access to the funniest stuff in canada. outside of canada, it's mostly unknown Beet: I hadn't heard of him. Cease: i owuld be surprised if you had johan amadeus myjetski: is he saying AI is like Soylent Green?!? Ai is people... Deputy Dang: There's two choices... the false dichotomy, and its twin. Cease: i was thiinking of using that in this, jammy Cease: i went with the bozos bit. this is afterall a firesign-based collage Cease: this is from the Digital Diner. Merlyn: ok Cease: We going to start playing them next week, Tween? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bottles disembarks at 8:00 PM. Bottles: Hey Beet: Howdy, Bottles. Cease: Hi Bottles Bottles: Hi Beet and Cease! Rufus T Firetween: Cease: We going to start playing them next week, Tween? << Whatever you like Mr. FST Chat Show Program Director :) Rufus T Firetween: Hey Bottles Deputy Dang: Oh hey, Bottles! johan amadeus myjetski: dropping out of chat while consuming mass quantities aka supper. but will be listening, of course! Rufus T Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “LANIER AND VIRTUAL PETE” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#TRILOGIES Cease: How's the new play coming, Bottles? Beet: bon apetit, Jam. Cease: please do, jammhy Rufus T Firetween: Hope it was a good meal johan Bottles: Hi Rufus, Dang & all Bottles: Recording it tomorrow, Cease. Rufus T Firetween: And BTW folks, the warm-up music was from johan :) - https://zeroohms.bandcamp.com/ Cease: wonderful news, bottles Beet: What is his name on the albums, Cease? Cease: there is so much talent here it's ridiculous Bottles: Borrowed/stole a bunch of arcs from Shakespeare. Bottles: Awesome, Johan! Cease: beet? Beet: I guess I should be asking Dr tween. Cease: paul krassner? Beet: j.a.m.'s name on his albums. Rufus T Firetween: Zero Ohms is his band name Beet Cease: otherwise what;s the point? i love that. Beet: OK. thanks. Cease: health care poverty is impossible in canada, and most of the civiilezed world Cease: thakns to Tommy Douglas, the designated Greatest Canadian. Cease: Doc Tech played him in my play Radio Free Booze Cease: i dont have a liink for that. could you put thsat on the archive site, Tween Cease: Elyane is in it. Also the late lamented Dexter Fong Bottles: Great names, Zero Ohms & RadioFree Booze! ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Not Ed should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Not Ed enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Cease: Hi Not DJ Tweeny: Hey Not Ed Not Ed: Hey Cat Beet: Hey, look, it's Not Ed!. Howdy. Merlyn: hi Not Bottles: Hello Not. Rufus T Firetween: Cease: i dont have a liink for that. could you put thsat on the archive site, Tween << I don't think I have the link Not Ed: Heh getting sound up : ) Rufus T Firetween: email me Not Ed: Hey Bottles Not Ed: Hey Merl Not Ed:Tweeny! Not Ed: Izzat Rufus & Beet Not Ed: DDang & JAM? Not Ed: Anyway great to see yaz Cease: How't it goin, Not? Cease: You in Seattle? Not Ed: Yes Not Ed: Chilly here but warm inside you? Cease: Cold and wet. Usual Feb. Not Ed: Yepsk Not Ed: suxors Not Ed: kids used to say "that suxors" - don't axe me why Cease: language has to evolve Not Ed: true troo Cease: otherwise we'd all be speaking the ur language of thousands of years ago Bottles: I love that city name Ur. Not Ed: Yeah Bottles Not Ed: Dr X Not Ed: oh Dr Whiplash Not Ed: nice Cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “DEAR FRIENDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' Cease: it's great my collage ended with a DF bit Not Ed: groovy DJ Tweeny: That works johan amadeus myjetski: what a GREAT pair of collages, Cease! thanks for the laughs, chuckles, & guffaws! DJ Tweeny: "all spades are groovy..." Not Ed: Hey JAM Not Ed: they sure are DJ Tweeny: FST would not pass inspection for PC humor these days ;) johan amadeus myjetski: hey Not! Not Ed: indeed T Bottles: I missed most of the collages tonight.. Cease: i do my best Cease:tween will post them online soonest Not Ed: Me too Bot but I had to stop by to see y'all - caught up a lil bit DJ Tweeny: Bottles, the archive will be up by tomorrow evening at www.kurtericson.net/firesign johan amadeus myjetski: Flotsam's Mistake, & Jettsom's Jest Cease: partrs 2 and 3 of a collage trilogy i made of proctor's interview with jaron lanier on a recent episdoe of his new radio show Not Ed: lol Not Ed: to wit Rufus T Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “LANIER AND VIRTUAL PETE” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#TRILOGIES johan amadeus myjetski: "to wit", NotEd? that could be a long way... ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "May I take your hat and goat?" Cease: this is kind of synchronistic Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone short pants ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone short pants. Merlyn: ok DJ Tweeny: Cat's collages are already available Cease: that tween would play htis particular cut so soon aftrer the end of my collage Not Ed: lol J Not Ed: funny spores! DJ Tweeny: just the playlist for Dear Friends Not Ed: deja vu Cease: this is the cut i played on the japanes national radio station in 75 Cease: i think it's about as good as radio gets ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Won't spurt like the hosers!" Bottles: You were on radio in Japan? Cease: yes DJ Tweeny: their version of NPR Cease: i love that piece. it is collage at its finest Bottles: I once visited Radio France, but they didn't do tours or anything. Bottles: Beautiful facility tho Cease: wow johan amadeus myjetski: i wuv pwogwams wiff Elma Fudd! DJ Tweeny: lol Beet: lol Rufus T Firetween: ** Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net where I play Firesign Theatre and take your music requests - RFR Archives at www.kurtericson.net/txroadkill/roadkillshow Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone fuddlesticks ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone fuddlesticks. DJ Tweeny: johan and cease are regulars, and we have fun :) johan amadeus myjetski: we sure do, djt! Not Ed: Hooray DJ Tweeny: It's a request-based show Beet: I'll try to remember. Cease: i always learn of new music Not Ed: lol johan amadeus myjetski: plus a little FST, too! DJ Tweeny: This is definitely NOT politically correct Not Ed: Hooray DJ Tweeny: yep, always start the show with a little FST, and of course you can request your favorite bits Not Ed: The "hung up" 2020s ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' johan amadeus myjetski: maybe that's why i can't hear anything - they hung up! Not Ed: Thanks Tweeny, Merl, Rufus, vegetables... johan amadeus myjetski: thanks for the airplay, Kurt! DJ Tweeny: yw johan :) Not Ed: Good to see the rest of yaz! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "No, no my boy, you're confused. The horizon's moving up!" johan amadeus myjetski: thanks EVERYBODY for the n'yuks, yuks & chuckles snickers & smiles! nite all! love, love, love to all! DJ Tweeny: johan, you're pefectly welcome to request some of your own material ans long as it isn't too long ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Not Ed: Right on! Beet: This was a lot of fun. Nice to see everyone. Great collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for guiding, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I have proof I've been to ancient Greece, look at this grape!" DJ Tweeny: *as long Cease: next collage wil be about mushrooms. Not Ed: Thanks Cat-man! Rufus T Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Bottles: Thank you Kurt and Cat for the show! And Merlyn for 'lectronics work! Deputy Dang: Thank you all (and you know I mean you especially). ||||||||| Bottles leaves to catch the 8:00 PM train to Hellmouth. ||||||||| "8:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Deputy Dang, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" DJ Tweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Cease rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 4:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Beet - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| DJ Tweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Rufus T Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJ Tweeny
Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Not Ed
Rufus T Firetween
Tweeny
Zen Cosmos
