||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 10, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| It's 8:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 10, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Not Ed', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a break and plenty of time. ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a break and plenty of time. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Johan, a little early aren't we? johan amadeus myjetski: yeah my reality is being a little real. be back in 30 mins, if the creeks don't rise. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| DJTweeny sashays in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 1:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'johan amadeus myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music – THE BAND-THE LAST WALTZ Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' johan amadeus myjetski: i'm another dea than the hundreds of thousands of my followers that've come to see me jump into this big... oh wait, that's someone else.never mind. Rufus_T_Firetween: heh johan amadeus myjetski: i've always thought this tune was so very sad ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Let the air out of your shoes and prepare yourself for a period of simulated relxation." johan amadeus myjetski: h'orns! Rufus_T_Firetween: haha ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bottles inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. johan amadeus myjetski: hey bottles! DJTweeny: Hey Bottles ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bottles. close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. Bottles. : Hiyas yall Bottles. : I love the Band. johan amadeus myjetski: i said hey chester you know i'm a peaceful man.... ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads Cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: Hey johan amadeus myjetski: that's garthg hudson on the soprano sax! DJTweeny: allo Cease johan amadeus myjetski: evenmin' cease! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "And while we're on the subject..." Bottles. : i'll be in and out, Dinner et al. Bottles. : Love Garth's playing. Genius. Bottles. : Hiya Cease! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Some beautiful and tasty sax there Cease: Hi wonderul bottles ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Deputy Dang', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... johan amadeus myjetski: i never had a bar of scotch ever before DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Cease: Hey Dang ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ModeratelyGinchy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! DJTweeny: Hi Ginchy johan amadeus myjetski: Hi deputy! ModeratelyGinchy: Hey, I better go stunt some trees Cease: Lot of my stuff onthe show tonight. I advertised it as a Catapalooza ModeratelyGinchy: Hi DJ! Cease: Ah, my favourite Ginchy ModeratelyGinchy: Hi everyone! DJTweeny: That it is johan amadeus myjetski: Hi ModGinchy ModeratelyGinchy: *waves* to Cease ModeratelyGinchy: myjetski, hi! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Deputy Dan has no friends." Cease: Moderation in the defense of Ginchy in no virtue. Exremism in the defense of Ginchy is no vice, ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Beet', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Cease: Hi Jammy Beet: Howdy, Folks. DJTweeny: Yo Beet Cease: Beet johan amadeus myjetski: hi beet! Cease: New collage tonight. About Mars johan amadeus myjetski: i recently re-tired my car Beet: Evening, Dr Cease, Dr Tween, J.A.M. Bottles. : Cool. Cease: Me too ModeratelyGinchy: damnm I nissed that ModeratelyGinchy: omething about my defense? Beet: Hi, Bottles. ModeratelyGinchy: Oh well ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Phil and Ted Bonnitt's podcast Phil and Ted's Sexy Boomer Show 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out The Boomers at >> https://player.fm/series/phil-and-teds-sexy-boomer-show' Cease: Great Fleetwood Mac song, Ginchy Bottles. : Hi Beet. Missed what Grinchy? ModeratelyGinchy: Yeah, love KPFK ModeratelyGinchy: Not important, something scrolled screen ModeratelyGinchy: *off screen Cease: Good to hear, Ms Moderate Bottles. : Used to work at KPFA. What a den of vipers. ModeratelyGinchy: Oh??? ModeratelyGinchy: WOw Cease: This was recorded Tuesday, elecrtion day in your country ModeratelyGinchy: That's disappointing to hear DJTweeny: hah Beet: The United Snakes? ModeratelyGinchy: I love this Bottles. : People on the board fighting over taking over the station license Cease: I remember the Cuba missile crisis. It's in my new play ModeratelyGinchy: Have been on a news moratorium since voting day here. DJTweeny: smart cookie Ginchy ;) Cease: Hey Moderate my dear Ginchy, this is a tiny frament of the new radio show the lads have.Will have much more to come ModeratelyGinchy: Huh. I guess that makes sense. It's sad though. I always thought of them as a champion of the do-gooders Bottles. : Excellent johan amadeus myjetski: i remember the cuban missle crisis, too ModeratelyGinchy: Oh, it's great Beet: You don't want to know which side of the Duopoly is pretending to lead? ModeratelyGinchy: the show, I mean ModeratelyGinchy: not the Cuban Missile Crisis ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out PINK HOTEL at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-rv' Bottles. : They once were, but the moderates wanna made it an all- Democratic format. Deputy Dang: I don't think I've heard this before. Beet: Hi, Deputy. DJTweeny: It's from the PInk Hotel Burns Down compilation album (out of print) DJTweeny: This was the precursor to EOBE Deputy Dang: Ah. Howdy Beet! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead!" johan amadeus myjetski: why'd it have to be snakes? ModeratelyGinchy: So glad to hear someone make that differentiation, Bottles. I have some serious grudges with the Dems. ModeratelyGinchy: But try to keep it on the DL DJTweeny: There's a new Indiana Jones movie in the works Bottles. : They were actually trying to bankrupt the station so they'd have to sell the east coast stations for millions. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "...And no Buddhist writers either!" Deputy Dang: The electronic voiceover told me it was in the same timeframe as EOBE. Beet: I saw a video of an anti-war guy calling down Bernie Sanders for sending billions to our proxy war. Very entertaining. Bottles. : Proxy war where, in Ukraine? Beet: Yes. Bottles. : Aha. ModeratelyGinchy: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: EOBE Liner Notes - https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln ModeratelyGinchy: 2.5 kids ModeratelyGinchy: i was the half ModeratelyGinchy: brilliant johan amadeus myjetski: a george harrison song: it's not a pity Cease: well observed, MG Rufus_T_Firetween: Pink Hotel Liner Notes - https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln ModeratelyGinchy: The layering means I always have something new to discover as I listen. Cease: Foremr Firesgin honcho Michale Packer once playhed this for me on the phone. Said it would never be released. Rufus_T_Firetween: "8. The Pink Hotel Burns Down or What Good is a Halfling in a Holocaust? TFT invites you to play alone on the Road to Bonus City with Armistice Brooks, Ol' Grizz the Leatherback, Earl-the-Halfling, and the Dustmaster... or is your game over? (August 1981 - Opening scenes of an unfinished album)" Cease: MG, that is true. There is really no end to what we can discover in Firesignland DJTweeny: So, several years before EOBE Bottles. : The Firesigns never made a board game, did they. Beet: Cool Bottles. : That would be fun ModeratelyGinchy: YAY! ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s DINING ON MARS WITH THE FIRESIGN THEATRE 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Cease: I am so looking forward to your enjoyment of this, chatters Cease: I am wondering if I'm runing out of steam here Beet: It sounds pretty interesting. Cease: hasnt started yet, beet ModeratelyGinchy: ohhhh ModeratelyGinchy: I cry every time I hear that song Beet: Your summary I mean. ModeratelyGinchy: yes, great summary johan amadeus myjetski: dropping out of chat for supper preparation; keepin' my ears on Cease: good for you, jammy Beet: Bon Apetit, J.A.M. Cease: did you eat well, MG? ModeratelyGinchy: Oh heck no. BBQ chips ModeratelyGinchy: lol ModeratelyGinchy: So were you motivated at all by the Mollusk? ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "A fair for all and no fair to anybody!" ModeratelyGinchy: in the topic choice? ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I think we're all Bozos on this bus." Cease: to the extent i can, i try and eat stuff that tastes good. Cease: i will not live lnog enough to eat on mars. but maybe my grandkids? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “DINING ON MARS WITH THE FIRESIGN THEATRE” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC's Ideas programme ponders dining on the red planet: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/dinner-on-mars-how-to-grow-food-when-humans-colonize-the-red-planet-1.6604758 Beet: They will have to bring their lunchboxes. Bottles. : Don't wanna go to Mars til the Earth is uninhabitable. Beet: Do kids have lunchboxes anymore? ModeratelyGinchy: So Cal has left me with a distatse for desert for life Bottles. : Mmm, fermentation.. Rufus_T_Firetween: Bulletproof lunch boxes Cease: i can understand that, MG Cease: i too go tired of heat Beet: I'm counting on the spaceships to whisk me away in a timely manner. Bottles. : ..inside their bulletproof backpacks Rufus_T_Firetween: yy Cease: move to vancouver. we get rain. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Don't worry about the flies, we won't weigh 'em!" ModeratelyGinchy: I tikd you. I am working on it. ModeratelyGinchy: told Cease: anyone remember the joe dimaggio coffee makers? ModeratelyGinchy: how long do you work on each of these, Cease ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "And you can believe me - because I never lie, and I'm always right." Bottles. : .? No Cease: a few weeks
Bottles. < . Cease: a lot of it is where the inspiratin leads. what Firesign stuff I can find that folds into this other stuff Cease: so i rely upon my vast memory and collectoin of thier stuff. ModeratelyGinchy: Wow. So significant time on research and then there's the editing. Cease: but i don't know from week to week what will inspire me. Cease: yeah, 2-3 weeks for each collage. Cease: it's kind of a job. this is what radio was to me as a kid. a wonderufl kaliedesopce of sound pleasure Cease: a mixtgure of interesting stuff Bottles. : Audio mixing is fun, eh Cease. ModeratelyGinchy: I love narrative radio and old time radio. Orson Welles... learned about all he did with sound. Then found FST and it all together for me. Cease: Ossman told me that these are going into the Library of Congress. I'll believe it when I see it, but it's a worthy gosl. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Cease: Indeed, Bottles ModeratelyGinchy: *all came together Bottles. : I thought th Bottles. : oops sorry Bottles. : Brain fart ModeratelyGinchy: Did you do any psychedelics, Cease? Seems you'd have to in order to put these together. Cease: No ModeratelyGinchy: Kind of amazing. ModeratelyGinchy: My brother used to sing this to me Cease: I ;seek to amaze Cease: Wow ModeratelyGinchy: lol Bottles. : Old Peter Green! Love it Cease: He was great ModeratelyGinchy: yeah, he died way too young Cease: that can be said of almost everyone, MG ModeratelyGinchy: May be... but that really does seem young to me Cease: just read bio of Nicky Hopkins who also died young Cease: love this song Cease: Norrth Sea Bubble, Billly Bragg Cease: anyone remember velikovsky? ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Scalp 'em, Tantric!" Bottles. : Not I Bottles. : A town in Siberia? Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worlds_in_Collision ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Bunnyboy, just back from Hellmouth." Bunnyboy: Lo dere Bottles. : Oh, the place where the meteor hit? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “DINING ON MARS WITH THE FIRESIGN THEATRE” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Bottles. : Hi BB Cease: Bergman took this shit way too seriously. he had a show on krla in early 68 where he riffed on velikovsky Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC's Ideas programme ponders dining on the red planet: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/dinner-on-mars-how-to-grow-food-when-humans-colonize-the-red-planet-1.6604758 Beet: Hey, Bunny Cease: Hey Bunny. No Time NO HOP DJTweeny: Hey Bunny ModeratelyGinchy: Ha, I remmber KRLA Cease: we're going to listen to my play Red Shiftr tonight. I tihnk you[re in it Bottles. : All of us? Cease: Us is a wonderful idea ModeratelyGinchy: Wow... that book... don't let the Trumpsters and anti vaxxers get hold of it ModeratelyGinchy: oh wait ModeratelyGinchy: ey don Bunnyboy: If only the GOP had settled for a Red Shift… ModeratelyGinchy: they don't read books Cease: lol ModeratelyGinchy: brb ModeratelyGinchy: cat Cease: you may be right, MG ModeratelyGinchy: wnts to eat Bunnyboy: It worked! #InsideBaseball Cease: but i think books are not much of a thing any more DJTweeny: well, Kindle these days DJTweeny: people still read books, just digitally Cease: My daughter was the only person she knew who read books Bunnyboy: Books will survive us all. DJTweeny: That's sad Bottles. : Audiobooks are great at bedtime. Cease: i hope so, bunny Beet: I was proudof myself that I read all of Proctor's book. Cease: i dont have a kindle but may have to get one, as some books i want to read are only digital Bottles. : I read quite a bit ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Now playing: XM RADIO BROADCASTS 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Free Downloads!! at http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/' Deputy Dang: That was great, Cat! Cease: Thanks, Dang Bottles. : Yeah! I love the theme of Mars! Cease: Beet, good for you. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "It goes in - it must come out." Cease: Glad you like it, as it were, Bottles Cease: I try and create collages that people will like. That is my idea of radio. Bottles. : They're all awesome! Cease: If you can make beauty, do so. Bottles. : Not everyone groks FT. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Indonesia for the Indonesians!" Cease: We are obliged to do so, to the universe Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about FIRESIGN XM RADIO PERFORMANCES at >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/ Bunnyboy: “Say, what’s the big idea?” Cease: Yeah, but those that do can do a lot of good new work by mixing them with other struff. thsat is what radio is for Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Bottles. : That's for sure, esp. Public radio is a big mix. ModeratelyGinchy: Cease: I know you have your site, but any interest in a YouTube channel for these? Bottles. : U never know what you'll hear next. Cease: You mean the collages, MG? They are audio, eh? Bunnyboy: Audio is all over YouTube! ModeratelyGinchy: Yeah, but lots of people put on audio stuff... just stick up a basic piece of art and run it. Bunnyboy: Title card or slideshow ModeratelyGinchy: Other than a still image and a thumbnail, it doesn't have to be video Cease: My collages are almost enitrely mixtures of stuff owned by other people. Bunnyboy: No product placement! ModeratelyGinchy: Agreed Bunny Bunnyboy: Unless you’re selling something. ModeratelyGinchy: ahhh ModeratelyGinchy: well, true, I guess if you ended up trying to monetize (or get paid), then you would run into compyright claim Cease: i'm sure firesign would happiloy have it but the cbc's idess programme etc would probably considre it theft ModeratelyGinchy: but if not getting paid, no problem ModeratelyGinchy: of course the you might not want the hassle ModeratelyGinchy: lol Cease: i'm old and even as a young person i tried to avoid hassle. i quote my age because there isnt much time left so what battles i fight zare severerly limited Bunnyboy: Of course, there is fair use… ModeratelyGinchy: Well, you'd likely not get a cease and desist from FST ModeratelyGinchy: and, yeah, under commentary you can do a lot ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cease: if tween keeps these on the archive site, that's enough Bottles. : Ni publis stations in Canada? Bunnyboy: Catherwood should leave the room more of them. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Bunnyboy and yells "My ears are burning..." Cease: yes Cease: how's it going, bunny>? Bottles. : Oops, i meant public! Bunnyboy: Often ModeratelyGinchy: or maybe pubis stations? Bunnyboy: All swell! You? ModeratelyGinchy: ha ha Bunnyboy: You can’t get there from here… Beet: Nice to see you again, Bunny Cease: well, we do what we can. Doc Tech is supposedly now producing my new play now so i'm happy about that Bunnyboy: Try s0pankmeehere Cease: you were in at leasdt one of my plays, bunnyh Bottles. : Spank me here, Bunny? Bottles. : Or was that a typo? Bunnyboy: Thanks, Beet! ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'llan', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llan: howdy Bunnyboy: Red Shift! Bottles. : Hi llan. DJTweeny: Hey llan Bunnyboy: hiya llan! Cease: hey llan llan: good evening. hows everybody? Beet: Hey, Llan Cease: we're much better now that you are her DJTweeny: Doing well llan, and you? llan: lol ModeratelyGinchy: Oh ModeratelyGinchy: BobbyBunny llan: I am doing well. thanks for asking Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net llan: I was waiting for hurricane floods but that never happend llan: we got some heavy wind, thats all ModeratelyGinchy: let's go out to the lobby Beet: Nice for you. DJTweeny: Cease: we're much better now that you are her << llan had a sex change operation? llan: lol Bunnyboy: MG: That film is in The National Film Registry! Beet: Get the pronoun right. Cease: speaking of the lobby, the firesigns did their last mushroom show from the lobby of the station they were locked out of Cease: here johan amadeus myjetski: i thought sex NEVER changed throughout his&kerstory llan: if thats as close as you can get to the studio... Bottles. : Is Mark Time Ossman's writing mostly, Cease? ModeratelyGinchy: So Cease, the one we listened to about a month ago with Penn Jillette... that was one of yours? Cease: let's assume so, bottles Cease: yes MG ModeratelyGinchy: ahh.. okay... thanks Cease: i ttried to send it to Penn but have been unsuccesful Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html Bottles. : Johan that reminds me of a joke Bunnyboy: Muh family needs feeding. Ta! Cease: famous people get unsolicited shit all the time i can understand why he ignroes it Beet: See ya Bunny. Bottles. : 2geezers were talking. One asked, Getting any on the side? ModeratelyGinchy: <---decidely unfamous... so, wouldn't know ||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Cease: by bun Bottles. : The other said, Its been so long that I didn't know they'd moved it. Bottles. : The end. ModeratelyGinchy: lol DJTweeny: haha ModeratelyGinchy: That cracked me up Bottles Bottles. : Excuse my crudeness. ModeratelyGinchy: appreciate it Beet: That was pretty clean, actually. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "And while we're on the subject..." ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s play RED SHIFT 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com' ModeratelyGinchy: YAY! Cease: Here's Aistom Bottles. : A Moms Mabley type joke Cease: He was wonderful in this. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RED SHIFT” at >> http://seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg DJTweeny: Austin, even johan amadeus myjetski: Rumi said death is when you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief... ModeratelyGinchy: killer quote myjetski Cease: well quoted, jammy ModeratelyGinchy: this is really cool, CEASE ModeratelyGinchy: socislist millionire Cease: i'm a good playwrite, in my opionion. firesign's too ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Indonesia for the Indonesians!" ModeratelyGinchy: love it ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Wake up - and consider your only logical choice." Beet: I like that oneJ.A.M. llan: that was a really cool effect in that WotW clip Cease: Good writing meets good acting. llan: for sure Bottles. : Good job! Cease: Yeah Botttles, This is Really Good Bottles. : Recent? Cease: Doc Tech's first production for me. He then did a coyple of my short pieces and now is at work on my new lnog play johan amadeus myjetski: Cease, you're an amazing playwrite, & i'll hear no other opinions Cease: This is 20 years old ModeratelyGinchy: who is Doc Tech? Cease: The guys who produced this. Also a major pillar of the Firesign web presence ModeratelyGinchy: wo, well, you're prescient then.... did you see Musk coming? ModeratelyGinchy: ah ModeratelyGinchy: play ModeratelyGinchy: okay ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Not to be torturing me!" Cease: Sand resonate telepathy. I like that Beet: Someone interject Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Beet and inquires "Someone mention my name?" Bottles. : I really admire actors. Cease: I was very producttive with radio plays from 1996-2002, ModeratelyGinchy: I"m dying ModeratelyGinchy: My side hurts Cease: Melinda and Phil, when I met them in 1995 told me to do radio plays so I did. Cease: Stop dying, MG johan amadeus myjetski: you wer ordained, then ModeratelyGinchy: A great way to go, laughing Bottles. : Best way to die. Cease: best thing is to not die Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com johan amadeus myjetski: it is said john coltrane died laughing at a tv show Cease: but i msut say, this play is pretty good Beet: And then just continue laughing when you get to the other side. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber ModeratelyGinchy: I"ve already beat the repar once.... So I'm good :) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Bottles. : Or a local reggae singer, riding home from a gig, they were smoking up a storm naturally, when they realized he'd died. Not a bad way, painlessly. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Bottles' SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater ModeratelyGinchy: Oh, they are on YT Cease: teh repar? ModeratelyGinchy: Wow, that's strong stuff, Bottles ModeratelyGinchy: Thanks for those links Bottles. : We're just lucky the quality of actors who wanna be on the air. ModeratelyGinchy: Sorry ModeratelyGinchy: Reaper Cease: You are, Bottles Cease: This is really good llan: I heard a line a moment ago that I recorded years ago when Cat was considering an edit but it never went in llan: remember that Cease? ModeratelyGinchy: I just love this Bottles. : And these are all online, right Cease? llan: reemreal.com bottles llan: seemrea.com llan: one more try llan: seemreal.com Cease:http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm llan: thanks cat Bottles. : I've listened to a few there Cease: i'm a pretty good play write, thank to Firesigns johan amadeus myjetski: if you carrying pictures of chairman mao, you ain't gonna make with anyone anyhow... llan: you are indeed, cat Cease: lol jammyh johan amadeus myjetski: if you go Cease: i like thatr, unmarked or mard Bottles. : Ooh, think I overate. ModeratelyGinchy: Speaking of brown out Bottles. : I better lie down ModeratelyGinchy: we just went out again ModeratelyGinchy: Hope the food was good, Bottles Cease: thankfjhully you;re back on MG ModeratelyGinchy: Well, still on Bottles. : Teriaki casserole is usually goo. ModeratelyGinchy: We lost power for 6 hours the other day ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Hello, we're glad you made it!" Bottles. : Good i mean ModeratelyGinchy: hopoe it's not a repeat Cease: ddi you enjoy it, bottles> johan amadeus myjetski: all this talk of mars without a phillip k dick sample Bottles. : Oh yeah ModeratelyGinchy: mmm teriaky Cease: thanksx for pkd ref Cease: want to heere a funny story abvout terryaki? ModeratelyGinchy: yes johan amadeus myjetski: teriyaki is beaten only by barbeque sauce... Cease: growing up in LA, i thoght terryiaki meant with pineapple Cease: then i moved ot japan and no pineapple was involved. ModeratelyGinchy: Doesn't it include pineapple (and thanks for the correct spelling) ModeratelyGinchy: DId not know that ModeratelyGinchy: But an LA person here johan amadeus myjetski: i spent a month in hawaii in the 80s, & found more variations of teriyaki than you might think possible Cease: not in japan MG the thing about food is, it depends on how good the ingredients are Cease: whatg did you learn, jam? Cease: his is wondeful writring and acting. i'm impressed Cease: this johan amadeus myjetski: the only generality you can make about teriyaki is most of it is a blend of soysauce & a sweetener (could be pineapple, but dozens of other things) Cease: this father-son dialogue is one of he best acts i'v ever heard ModeratelyGinchy: Buddha beer ModeratelyGinchy: ha johan amadeus myjetski: everybody has their own view of what teriyake is, should be, even could be Cease: MG, is th is the first time you[ve heard my plays? Deputy Dang: I'm really enjoying this one a lot! ModeratelyGinchy: Whose song? Cease: good for you, dang Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s play CAST at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#PLAYS Cease: i wrote it. ModeratelyGinchy: No kidding? ModeratelyGinchy: It's awesome!! ModeratelyGinchy: boddhisatva boogie Cease: MG, that's the idea, eh> johan amadeus myjetski: steely dan bodhisattva is a great song! johan amadeus myjetski: who was that dinkin' jane? Cease: as ceators of stuff, let's make the best stuff we can, make the world expand with beauty ModeratelyGinchy: nine fold ModeratelyGinchy: cool, we've gained one llan: wonderful thought, cease johan amadeus myjetski: ABSOLUTELY, Cease! a very important principle which we must live by ModeratelyGinchy: nice thought ModeratelyGinchy: have RAPH Beet: I don't know that I have heard this one before, Cease. Great job! ModeratelyGinchy: RALPH Rufus_T_Firetween: Great Ralph Spoilsport bit llan: lol ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' johan amadeus myjetski: lol! great segment, cease! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "This is W.A.L.T.E.R ... this is W.A.L.T.E.R. ..." Cease: it's been up online for 20 years. http://seemreal.com/redshift/index.htm Rufus_T_Firetween: Hope to see you guys Tuesday johan amadeus myjetski: entropyic dust... Cease: there is no all. i think that's a profound tihought llan: I might stop in tuesday johan amadeus myjetski: check out circe link's cover of bowie's life of mars, DJT Rufus_T_Firetween: love Circe's covers Rufus_T_Firetween: Please do request it johan amadeus myjetski: you know i will! johan amadeus myjetski: GREAT play Cease!!! thabnks! DJTweeny: Wonderful play, Cease Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Deputy Dang: Outstanding! Thank you! Beet: My God, I do love the Firesign as I do love this chat. Nice to see everyone. Great collage and play as usual, Dr Cease. Thanks for M.C.ing Dr Tween. G'Nite all. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Gee Mom, isn't that bridge built yet?" johan amadeus myjetski: nite all! llan: great! llan: thanks tween and cease Cease: i do what i can llan: nite everybody ||||||||| llan rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llan?! It's 8:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Deputy Dang: Goodnight all ||||||||| "Hey Deputy Dang!" ... Deputy Dang turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Cease: Off we lflee ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Tweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| It's 4:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| ModeratelyGinchy - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dr. Pedal plummets into the garden at 8:00 PM. Dr. Pedal: DR. Dali's melted watch is Ohmish and doesn't believe in daylight savings time! so for everywhere else except northern Indiana .. I'm LATE! Dr. Pedal: This week I learned just how dangerous comedy can be when I was fired from my JHob as a "greeter " at walmart because I told the wrong joke to the wrong person so he called in and had me terminated! Dr. Pedal: In my defense I know It was such a good joke that person is now repeating it! Dr. Pedal: So DJ Tweeny, were you ever cured of youer Shortness of pants? ||||||||| It's 4:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles.
Bunnyboy
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Dr. Pedal
johan amadeus myjetski
llan
ModeratelyGinchy
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
