||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 03, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 03, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. ||||||||| 8:00 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tweeny into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and guiho;;iutuih;oughg; plummets into the garden at 8:00 PM. guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: hey tween ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'johan amadeus myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi llan lol guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: hey jammy johan amadeus myjetski: hi there guiho! ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music – ELECTION MUSIC Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi johan johan amadeus myjetski: hullo rufus! Rufus_T_Firetween: Two versions of Politician, one from Cream and one from Los Lobos johan amadeus myjetski: i voted early DJTweeny: I did a mail-in ballot DJTweeny: Papoon and Campaign Chronicles this evening johan amadeus myjetski: oh good! i was concerned we might go up against the wall of science & have to break the president... johan amadeus myjetski: i was ready.... Rufus_T_Firetween: haha johan amadeus myjetski: like gerald bostock, i've come down from the upper plane to mend your rotten ways. my father was a man of power, whom everyone obeyed, you know.... ;) Rufus_T_Firetween: This is Little Feat with 'Apolitical Blues' Rufus_T_Firetween: oop ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:00 PM, dragging Deputy Dang by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Rufus_T_Firetween: ehhh, changed tracks in iTunes w/o meaning to :( DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Not responsible! Park and lock it!" Rufus_T_Firetween: Luckily just during the music opening Deputy Dang: I stopped in to say high, but won't be in the chat tonight. I will be listening to the show, though. Well, unless I fall asleep. (I get up between 3-4am most days. Ugh) DJTweeny: and early riser DJTweeny: rest well... DJTweeny: *an Deputy Dang: Good morning, good evening, and good night. :-) johan amadeus myjetski: and in case i don't see you, where did you go? Deputy Dang: anon! ||||||||| Cease bounds in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: allo Cease johan amadeus myjetski: dr cease! Cease: well. it was amazingly easy to open the sound tonight DJTweeny: This is Joe Walsh 'Vote For Me' DJTweeny: kewl, Cease Cease: people have been called me doctor since before I can remember. it's the pedantic thing, sort of Cease: always love joe walsh DJTweeny: You're a foot doctor? Cease: lol ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cease: i have a friend from jr. high who became a foot doctor. Cease: he plays Mr Bronfman in my play Neal Amid. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: cool johan amadeus myjetski: yo beet! Cease: hey beet DJTweeny: Yo Beet ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PAPOON at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-rv' Beet: Howdy, pardners. johan amadeus myjetski: who puts the pap in papoon? Beet: Hi, Tween, Dr Cease, J.A.M. Cease: she bop she bop Beet: Gus Hall? Cease: mr communism? Beet: Yes. Beet: I certainly hadn't remembered this name. Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Hall Cease: it is a blast from the past. or an oblast johan amadeus myjetski: a fifth of a columenist? Beet: technically Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT at >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln Cease: remember art buchwald? Beet: Very funny guy. Cease: this kind of reminds me of his humour Rufus_T_Firetween: Doc Technical has removed the old out of date automated chat ads. He asks us what we might want to replace them (if anything). Cease: good news Rufus_T_Firetween: I remember Art, Cease johan amadeus myjetski: replace them with chinchilla farm informercials? no, no.... how about... Cease: Certainly links to their products Rufus_T_Firetween: Their _current_ products, yes Rufus_T_Firetween: What's now being offered at Bandcamp etc Beet: I just had a thought that we might be able to use the posters of that fantastic artist whose name escapes me. They are hinting at several aspects of Firesign that people might want to investigate. ||||||||| It's 1:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| guiho;;iutuih;oughg; - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rufus_T_Firetween: Still some stuff at CafePress in the way of t-shirts and coffee mugs and so forth Cease: the4 guy with the calender? h'e fantastic. best firesign based art i've ever seen. Cease: Bruce Snyder? Beet: Really amazing. Beet: Bruce Snyder Beet: Maybe we could get him to agree to let us use one or two. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE WATER– Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/beforetheychangedthewater?rq=before%20they%20changed%20the%20water Beet: Crank up the Mantovani. Cease: It's kind of post halloween so I should anounce or predict collage next week, abut mars. Cease: we should also listten to my play Red Shift which is also based on war of the worlds Beet: Cool Tweeny: sound good Cease: ossman/wollcott did a wonderful revision of this Cease: they did name their son "orson" after all ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Wake up - and consider your only logical choice." Beet: I'm sorry to report that I didn't write in Papoon for any government office when I voted. Rufus_T_Firetween: We really should use him as a write-in candidate lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT at >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln Beet: Probably better than the current offering. Cease: is this the edited version? oh i guess not. Rufus_T_Firetween: Nope Rufus_T_Firetween: Just playing the CD Rufus_T_Firetween: The Program Director will understand Cease: aha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space Cease: mr presidents Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah, I might have inserted the edited version if I'd thought of it :/ Cease: whatefer works, tween Rufus_T_Firetween: forgot they used the bit from Lawyer's Hospital on this release Cease: i'm sure li sent you a fuckless version of this Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes, I have an edited version Cease: austin seemed to really like doing nixon Cease: i think his shakespeare background gave him a great angle on nixon Tweeny: Excellent Nixon parody Cease: this is really funny Cease: anyone here heard their new radio show, tuesdays 3-4 on kpfk? Cease: ossie and proc,together again on the radio ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Not Ed, just back from Washington." Not Ed: Porque? Rufus_T_Firetween: I have not Not Ed: Hey all Not Ed: Beet & C Cease:https://www.kpfk.org/on-air/phil-and-teds-sexy-boomer-show/ Not Ed:Tweeny! Not Ed: JAM waz real Cease: Hi NOt Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Not Ed Not Ed: Ruf Ruf Ruf Cease: I thnk we can rebroadcast to some extent, tween. Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, get permission and let's do it Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT at >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln ||||||||| Catherwood leads NotInsane in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Not Ed: Ruf Ruf Ruf Beet: Hi Not Not Ed: Yo Beet Cease: Hi other Not NotInsane: I found 15 episodes of Sexy Boomer podcast on KPFK archive here https://www.kpfk.org/archives/ DJTweeny: Welcome NotInsane Not Ed: Oh hey Notin Cease: yeah, good show NotInsane: Yo. Nice to be "here" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT at >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln Not Ed: loved proctor's interview with Penn Beet: Hey, NotInsane. Are you part of the campaign? NotInsane: I am very concerned about bacterial gerrymandering this year NotInsane: no, no connection, just failure to be insane Not Ed: campoon? NotInsane: Bosonaro tried to get the scorpions to scare away voters last weekend in Brazil. Not cool. Not Ed: catherwood get everyone a bag of hard-boiled eggs and nuts ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a bag of hard-boiled eggs and nuts. NotInsane: oh yeah WAZ REAL everyone? Cease: it would be his nature to do so, not NotInsane: yeah luckily if you push him hard enough he will fall right over! Not Ed: what is reality? NotInsane: NOT INSANE! hey I think the internet is talking to me!? Not Ed: NoT iNsAnE ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: which will win, sanity or insanity in terms of solving problems ahead? i want a survivable world for my grand kids Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Cease: and everyone's grand kids NotInsane: Nixon should have changed his name to Enron NotInsane: Austin Tx has a very heavy bat vote Not Ed: Lron? Rufus_T_Firetween: GW Bush certainly should have Rufus_T_Firetween: yy NotInsane :)
Rufus_T_Firetween is from Austin NotInsane: Elron Hoover I once... Not Ed: Aha Not Ed: Yes! NotInsane: F'ing Illinois Bastiges... Billvilians can tell ya about those Elmers Beet: Johnny Dangerously reference? NotInsane: sorry Faraghing.. yes I believe that is true Not Ed: foul play in the air! Beet: One of those sleepers. Not Ed: indeed! NotInsane: kara-firmed NotInsane:https://youtu.be/86Ry3ot67O0 NotInsane: * KANG-firmed Beet: Love that guy. Not Ed: they were right! ||||||||| guiho;;iutuih;oughg; waltzes in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Not Ed: 4 more beerz Cease: now more than never NotInsane: yo, guiho;;iutuih;oughg; by old pal!! DJTweeny: wb guiho Not Ed: ever more plus extra Cease: hello againl, guibo Beet: Hi, guiho NotInsane: *my ... I'll just show myself out... Cease: we always need more extra Not Ed: Hey "G" Cease: you may remain, notinsne Not Ed: Snot Inane? NotInsane: I had a real-life stepbrother tell me once "the more the good, the more the better" - I think that might be tautological but I didn't challenge the young fellow Beet: Pithy Cease: good idea, notinsane NotInsane: I jotted it down. . . guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: sounds like a quote from yogi berra DJTweeny: haha Not Ed: Definitely great with pith Not Ed: or whatever Not Ed: I'll be right back NotInsane: same home town. Step bro from not too far from "the Hill" Beet: that was fun guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: well if you gotta take a pith... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Not Ed: break time! NotInsane: the great thing is that they make helmets just for that purpose ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Everyone knew her as Nancy." guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: lol Cease: still not insane? NotInsane: are dish nuts like truck nuts? ew. ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! ** – www.firesigntheatre.com ** Currently playing: Firesign on National Public Radio in 1980 THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Visit The New Firesign Theatre Web Site at >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/' Not Ed: sounds GREAT Tweeny Not Ed: excellent choice NotInsane: hey it's the God Bless Vespucciland theme! Cease: over the years, there have been various firesign products for sale. this was one of them. guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: yeah, I had a papoon button DJTweeny: Cat's choice :) ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I hate rich people. I hate them and their stupid problems." NotInsane: OMG I am a butter collector from way back. Ask my mom about that one time at that one restaurant when I was later found to have a grease stain on my good pants, and a couple of pieces of paper in my pocket that said "butter" ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "johan amadeus myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as johan amadeus myjetski enters and sits in front of the fireplace. NotInsane: LOL I did that. Beet: Great memory. Cease: i can't believe it's not DJTweeny: I remember seeing Papoon For President bumper stickers in D.C. johan amadeus myjetski: sorry i had an impotent phone call to take Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES at >> https://www.discogs.com/release/11871392-The-Firesign-Theatre-The-Cassette-Chronicles NotInsane: myjetski - a wilting flower? johan amadeus myjetski: but i'm back, & i'm beautiful
Beet Good to hear. NotInsane: j.a.m.-#recognize guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: never did that but I once had a disaster with a couple of soft boiled eggs in my coast pocket Not Ed: JAM JAM JAM NotInsane: SOFT boiled?! well, that sounds more like the one time a buddy passed out on his 21st birthday and the next day was found to have just one shaved eyebrow... Cease: aren't they in everybody's pocket? johan amadeus myjetski: hi Not! Ed ! hi Not Insane! Not Ed: Catherwood get everyone a nuke burger ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a nuke burger. Not Ed: Right arm JAM guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: I see I said coast pocke but I hope you got it johan amadeus myjetski: hmm... i may go nuke me a burger... Not Ed: Yum me too NotInsane: in alternate universe, I would wear an onion on my belt, as was the fashion of the time guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: spelling is a lost caws wehn you take ambient Not Ed: what about my pickle? Cease: thankfullly, not this time, not johan amadeus myjetski: which led to the concept of looking through a glass onion... NotInsane: I am considering frying up a beyond patty.. I get some onion water boiling in the pan and set the patty on there to make it taste more like a white castle lol! Not Ed: I love that song NotInsane: not ed - she's out in the audience? '77 baby snakes? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live Not Ed: Noted must hear Glass Onion tonight Beet: Anyone heard the newly remastered Revolver? guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: never had white castle but I should think a royal residence would be serving something classier than burgers ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "There's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut." NotInsane: have heard part of revolver. Giggling tracks are nutty. guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: I wouldnt eat a glass onion if I were you johan amadeus myjetski: heard a sampling of two songs - sounded amazing, i thought Cease: loved revolver. NotInsane: no no, you look through them Beet: New experience guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: well, maybe if i WERE YOU NotInsane: if you don't like it, you can eat it guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: i KEEP HITTING TH SCHIFT KEY Not Ed: Eat it lol johan amadeus myjetski: there was that friend of Hemlock Stones who ate watches, he would have eaten a glass onion Not Ed: Pretty schifty of U NotInsane: guiho;;iutuih;oughg; it's good to SHOUT SOMETIMES!!!!!!!! #CapsLockRebellion ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Bottles jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" johan amadeus myjetski: i have a short schrift key... NotInsane: EAT IT RAW! RAW RAW RAW! Bottles: Hey yall Cease: hey, my favourite liquid container, dearest bottles guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: they raise glass onions in the petrified forrest Not Ed: Hi Bottles waz real johan amadeus myjetski: hey bottles!! Bottles: Whazzup Cease? ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Swell pizza!" guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: takes half a million years to make a glass onion Not Ed: heavy...yet fragile NotInsane: hey Catherwood, is that the imperative form, where you are directing the pie to expand? ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to NotInsane and inquires "Someone mention my name?" Cease: high again, dearesat botttles Not Ed: does it smell bad inside? Cease: pi never stops expanding johan amadeus myjetski: inside what? NotInsane: Or perhaps are you commenting to the effect that the pizza is delightful, in that fragment? Not Ed: I wonder who's Kissinger now guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: smells like petroleum Bottles: Not Ed! That's gross. johan amadeus myjetski: HAHAHA! Not Ed: that's disgustingly reassuring "G" johan amadeus myjetski: reeks like money? NotInsane: I saw a nice cartoon recently where The Grim Reaper aka Death is playing The Claw machine and gets a recently deceased person and exclaims "IS HENRY KISSENGER EVEN IN HERE?: ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "They never come up into the hills." Cease: not teen spirit? Beet: Hi Bottles johan amadeus myjetski: notinsane: sounds like the animaniacs Not Ed: Sorry distracted guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: teen spirit smells like gin Cease: i wasa driiving through the hills of encions when i first heard dwarf. it was foggy and i had neverf been to my firend's new house before so easkily lost. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Get on it and do it every day!" NotInsane: I think Teen Spirit is actually 45% gin and 45% petroleum guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: lol Bottles: Hi Beet. Cease: they never come up into the hills was true Cease: how's it going, bottles? NotInsane: Did Jerry Brown ever work for Gerry Ford Ford? DJTweeny: Hey Bottles Bottles: Pretty well, Cease. I took the day off. & you? guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: no he worked with tennessee ernie ford johan amadeus myjetski: no, there were no brown-fords Bottles:Tweeny! How r u? NotInsane: I genuflect to the obviously popular Bottles! Whazzz Real!? Not Ed: Ernie Fnord? DJTweeny: Good thanks, nice Fall weather down here DJTweeny: and you? Rufus_T_Firetween: Check out SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Not Ed: Didn't he invent the motorized pickle? NotInsane: I would visit Tennessee Ernie Ford Fnord if I could find a nearby Fnord dealishit DJTweeny: Bottles's radio theater show ^^ Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone Welsh items. ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone welsh items. NotInsane: *dealershit guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: lol Cease: My father was a Ford dealer. Competitor of Ralph Spoilsport DJTweeny: really good dealershit? NotInsane: I GOT A RAREBIT! Not Ed: Yay! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "The future ain't here yet, man!" guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: I JUST GOT A RAREBIT Bottles: Hi Not Insane. guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE Not Ed: There goes mind! NotInsane: good odds on this Welsh giveaway. come back next week for a chance to win that REALLY bid disease! guiho;;iutuih;oughg;: WHATS HER HAME nOT? Not Ed: Billy Beer Cease: your election wil occur before we char again DJTweeny: We bought Billy Beer to use as slug bait lol Not Ed: election? hahaha ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and G waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: really awful stuff DJTweeny: Hello G Cease: Hi G Not Ed: truly pivotal Bottles: Yeah a lot hangs on this election, Cease. EVERYBODY VOTE. Except Canadians. johan amadeus myjetski: G-man! NotInsane: I dunno. Nancy Jo maybe? *big ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?" Beet: 'Lo G Not Ed: Hope the kidz vote! Cease: I live in Canada where it's a little better with free health care and all. Not Ed: That's cool Cat Bottles: No kidding. NotInsane: I dunno catherterwad, narrow eurethra?? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES at >> https://www.discogs.com/release/11871392-The-Firesign-Theatre-The-Cassette-Chronicles NotInsane: (sic) Cease: I was born in Saskatchewan when Tommy Douglas was premier. He's why Canada has heath care Bottles: Hello? DJTweeny: The random FST quotes Doc Technical has put in seems to be working well. Maybe we could make suggestions for our favorite quotes? Cease: Hey Bottles Bottles: text wasn't showing up for a minute. Beet: I'm thinking about liquidating my CIA stock. Bottles: What about your FBI stock, Beet? NotInsane: I liquidated some veggie stock the other night and made a delicious asparagus soup with it Beet: Holding on to it. DJTweeny: JFK was thinking about liquidating the CIA Bottles: Anyone watching the series? G: well, folks, I am passing out. maybe I should pass in.great show, guys good to see you allbut I mustdie until next week when I hope you will have a necromancert waiting for me Cease: which series? Beet: 'Bye G. NotInsane: G - JAUNDICE? DJTweeny: rest well G Cease: basewball thing> Bottles: The world series is the best thing about election season G: nite NotInsane: have a good inoculation! ||||||||| G leaves at 8:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Beet: When I watch, I make the Astros lose. Beet: Not suprstitious or anything. Bottles: The Phillies have a longhair so I'm momentarily for them. NotInsane: I am super-duper stitious. But I'm a professional crastinator. Beet: superstitious Cease: i stopped watching sports when the jays collapsed to the mariners but i think a phillies win would be good Not Ed: Duck or bust! Beet: But they're not from Texas. Bottles: Yeah its been awhile, and they've been around forever. Cease: bottles, you and me remember a time when long hair on men was comon Not Ed: fly your freak flag Cease: i 'm thikning of the csny song, Almost Cut My Hair NotInsane: Dock Ellis or bust! Bottles: I still see a lot of them in calif Cease. Cease: i hgave very little hair, and try and use its properfrties to keep my ears from freezing Cease: bottles, you are in a colder part of california Bottles: well, not so much with the summer heat. It snows rarely here. Blocked on 3 sides by mts. Rufus_T_Firetween: Bottles: The Phillies have a longhair << A Siamese? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Not Ed: chilly here in Seattle brrr Cease: WE had sleeet, almosrt snow today Beet: Wow Not Ed: rainy ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "This is Major Hit in the cockpit of the Enola McLuhan." Bottles: Dagnab wifi.. Bottles: Not so cold here. Not Ed: dang it Beet: Too bad these are out of print. Not Ed: that's good B Bottles: Gotta reboot the chatroom. Rufus_T_Firetween: Bottles: The Phillies have a longhair << "I say long hair, short hair, what's the difference once the head's blowed off?" ~ Farmer Yassur from the National Lampoon Woodstock parody Lemmings Bottles: Not so cold here. Bottles: Dagnab wifi.. johan amadeus myjetski: nite all - see you all hext fireweek! Not Ed: Fazzinatin' Beet: 65 here. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Boggles inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Not Ed: Take care JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Boggles Not Ed: Hi Bog lol Beet: See you next tim j.a.m. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space Beet: Hello Boggles. Cease: Boggtles Boggles: Catch the latest play at kkrn.org at 8 pm Boggles: Or http://kkrn.org/broadcasts/4507 Cease: I am looking forward to this, bod/bot, Your work is always something to look forward to Boggles: Thanks - we had to throw together something, at the last minute Cease: You are an asset to those of us with ears Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES at >> https://www.discogs.com/release/11871392-The-Firesign-Theatre-The-Cassette-Chronicles ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' NotInsane: hair is overrated, man. Oh wow. For sure. Boggles: Thank you Kurt! Not Ed: Ty Tweeny & Co.!! DJTweeny: Was fun tonight folks, thanks for being here :) Not Ed: Good to see hear read you ALL! Not Ed: Adios! Cease: at one time, it was a political staement. Boggles: You never used to see athletes with long hair &beards. Boggles: The youngest Phillie looks like early ZZ Top. Cease: i'm thankful for every hair i have Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Boggles: I wish Daffy woulda beat Reagan. Beet: This was fun. Nice to see everyone. Looking forward to the next collage, Dr. Cease. Thanks as ever for guiding, Dr. Tween. G'Nite all. Boggles: Did Daffy ever date Daisy? Cease: I tune in to kkrn now boggles Boggles: Audios yall. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Boggles: We doubled our broadcasting signal, so maybe you can hear us direct, Cease. ||||||||| It's 3:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| At 8:00 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NotInsane - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Boggles - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Tweeny departs at 8:00 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| It's 3:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| guiho;;iutuih;oughg; - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Boggles
Bottles
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
G
guiho;;iutuih;oughg;
johan amadeus myjetski
Not Ed
NotInsane
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
