||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 13, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| It's 6:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| It's 6:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween bounds in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 13, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Tweeny sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music – THE CARS-SHAKE IT UP Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... llanwydd: hey tweeny ||||||||| Catherwood escorts johan amadeus myjetski in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llanwydd: hey jam DJTweeny: Hey johan DJTweeny: llan ||||||||| Cease waltzes in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Cease: hi folks johan amadeus myjetski: hey cease, djt, & llan! DJTweeny: allo cease johan amadeus myjetski: i'll be in & outof chat tonight, but listening johan amadeus myjetski: this is a softer sound than i'm used to hearing from the Cars ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Beet', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Beet: Good evening, friends! DJTweeny: Yo Beet Beet: Howdy, Dr Tween ||||||||| Catherwood ushers ModeratelyGinchy into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi Ginchy Beet: Hey, Ginchy ModeratelyGinchy: Evening all! ModeratelyGinchy:Tweeny, Beet! ModeratelyGinchy: Gotta love the Catherwood bot. ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to ModeratelyGinchy and says "oh, fuck off ModeratelyGinchy!" ModeratelyGinchy: It never loses its cues. llanwydd: hey ginch DJTweeny: This music sounded video-gamish to me ModeratelyGinchy: Hey llanwydd Beet: Hello to Dr Cease, Mr. JAM, and Mr Llan. DJTweeny: in preparation for EOBE llanwydd: cool! great album ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ModeratelyGinchy: Yay! Beet: Once again, Catherwood gets the time wrong. ||||||||| Catherwood says "Nonsense!! It's 8:00 PM, on the dot!" ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's EAT OR BE EATEN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out EOBE at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-rv' Beet: I love this album. Cease: wgt cant u chat? Cease: oh, now i can johan amadeus myjetski: Beat or Ear Beaten! love it! DJTweeny: hah Cease: yeah johan amadeus myjetski: shouldn't 'shrink wrap' be more accurately referred to as 'shrunk wrap'? johan amadeus myjetski: 'cos the shrink shrunk Beet: I ran a shrink wrap machine once. ModeratelyGinchy: *lol* Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about EAT OR BE EATEN at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln Cease: good album ModeratelyGinchy: Cat, can you link to your play site? llanwydd: I shrunk a skunk onke ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll get it for you Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Cease:tweenm, can yo post the lhinblk? ModeratelyGinchy: TY! Rufus_T_Firetween: just did johan amadeus myjetski: 'honey i shrunk the skunk, eh, llan? llanwydd: lol ModeratelyGinchy: I wonder if thenationaltoilet.com is available? Rufus_T_Firetween: Could be a good parody site llanwydd: I never had it delivered johan amadeus myjetski: if the "occupied' sign is displayed, then it isn't llanwydd: lol johan amadeus myjetski: avaiulable, that is ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" ModeratelyGinchy: Ha! Cease: Gesat to hear from. i'vew no been iun good shape recentrly. you mkae me happy Beet: That's easy for you to say. johan amadeus myjetski: a bit tricky to type, though Cease: no bet nolt easy for me, but i try ModeratelyGinchy: The domain is available! johan amadeus myjetski: then you're flushed with success, Rufus_T_Firetween: lots of great faux commercials on this album johan amadeus myjetski: this album reminds me why i don't play video games. ModeratelyGinchy: Made me laugh, myjetskki johan amadeus myjetski: ;), ModGinchy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE WATER– Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/beforetheychangedthewater?rq=before%20they%20changed%20the%20water llanwydd: thanks for the heads up, tween ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" llanwydd: definitely going to check that out Rufus_T_Firetween: They've still got to find a vendor for some of their older albums, but lots of great offerings at the new www.firesigntheatre.com web site ModeratelyGinchy: Yeah, I found some that lead to a dead link. llanwydd: as I remember this is a pretty short album llanwydd: or seems that way Rufus_T_Firetween: a lot of the links at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com are dead Rufus_T_Firetween: they use to have a lot of albums at Laugh.com, but they no longer support FST Rufus_T_Firetween: I'm not even sure they're still in business Rufus_T_Firetween: but I've been checking the new site to see if they're offered there and changing the links I post appropriately llanwydd: I was disappointed when I bought 2 Places for a friend and it had the laugh.com logo over the cover photo ModeratelyGinchy: making my Christmas list. Last year I got The "Firesign Theater's Big MysteryJoke Book" from 1974 and the CD box set, "Box of Danger." Rufus_T_Firetween: Box of Danger is out of print at the moment, apparently llanwydd: I used to have BMJB as well as the Big Book of Plays llanwydd: I think BBoP got stolen ModeratelyGinchy: Wow. Lucky I got it then. Rufus_T_Firetween: Duke Of Madness Motors is still available at the new web site ModeratelyGinchy: What are BMJB and BBoP? Sorry.
Rufus_T_Firetween scratches his head johan amadeus myjetski: mentally delayed thought: "the Band Next Door" would be a good name for a band... Rufus_T_Firetween: Where are you getting that? llanwydd: Big Mystery Joke Book and Big Book of Plays Beet: BMJB first bought in Cambridge, Mass in 1972. Rufus_T_Firetween: ah, thanks llan johan amadeus myjetski: all this talk of bugs puts me in mind of Naked Lunch Beet: Correction: it was Joke Book I first bought. llanwydd: I read most of BMJB in a college bookstore before I ever heard firesign Beet: I'm all mixed up: aged memory. ModeratelyGinchy: I think I might have the book of plays somwhere too... dog eared... not sure where it is but now i have to go looking. llanwydd: virtual reality as they say ModeratelyGinchy: Having internet issues Beet: It is a wonderful publication. ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Now playing: from the DOMM Radio Hour Hour broadcast collection “A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE INQUISITION” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/duke-of-madness-motors-the-complete-dear-friends-radio-era-1970-1972-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc?rq=DUKE%20OF%20MADNESS' Beet: Fabulous llanwydd: sounded like she said lay its egg instead of the usual lay his egg ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Now playing: from the DOMM Radio Dear Friends broadcast collection “A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE INQUISITION” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/duke-of-madness-motors-the-complete-dear-friends-radio-era-1970-1972-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc?rq=DUKE%20OF%20MADNESS' johan amadeus myjetski: just how lowdown are those payments? johan amadeus myjetski: serrious question: how did it come to pass that that DO wasn't on EOBE ? Rufus_T_Firetween: He was working for NPR, right Cat? Cease: kind of Rufus_T_Firetween: Was there another reason? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space Cease: thw letter I Beet: Maria? johan amadeus myjetski: gotta run - nite all! Beet: See ya JAM ModeratelyGinchy: Night Cease: by jAM Cease: what books have you read recently? Cease: i'm oing to re-read Febels with acuase, liveral sartire in postwar amercia Cease: Rebels ModeratelyGinchy: Who? ModeratelyGinchy: LOL ModeratelyGinchy: Just catching up... internet is in and out here ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Sorry to hear Ginchy :/ ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Not Ed inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: book by Stepehn Kercher. REad it some yeqrs ago. Want to read it after seeing Lenny Bruce character in the Marvelous Mrs whefre she fucks Lenny Beet: If it goes in it must come out. Cease: Hi NOt. You're just in time for my collage. Lucky you Not Ed: Pork? DJTweeny: Evenin' Not Ed Beet: Hey,Not. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/duke-of-madness-motors-the-complete-dear-friends-radio-era-1970-1972-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc?rq=duke%20of%20madness Not Ed:Tweeny! ModeratelyGinchy: I saw that book on someone's FB page. Must be a sign to pay attention to it. Not Ed: Hey Beet Not Ed: JAM, C, llan, Ruf ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Not Ed: MGin hi Not Ed: Julia lol ModeratelyGinchy: Hi "Not Ed." I'm not Mrs. John Q Smith. ModeratelyGinchy: Though I am from Anytown. Not Ed: Nice to meet me (you) Not Ed: Who isn't? ModeratelyGinchy: LOL Not Ed: Youth sex teams! Ahh different times. ModeratelyGinchy: Yes... funnier times. ModeratelyGinchy: *sighs* ModeratelyGinchy: Oh no ModeratelyGinchy: I'm dying Not Ed: definitely sighworthy but there they are Not Ed: I'm not dead yet ModeratelyGinchy: luckily just dying laughing DJTweeny: and you're grateful Not Ed: I caught that Tweeny lol Not Ed: achoo Cease: best way to die Not Ed: I agree C well said ModeratelyGinchy: Ha... sure it does. ModeratelyGinchy: Yay Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Beet: cool ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s TOMATOES A LA FIRESIGN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' ModeratelyGinchy: Love the title Not Ed: catherwood give everyone a wet kiss ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a wet kiss. ||||||||| It's 2:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ModeratelyGinchy: Missing MyJetSki Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a hot kiss at the end of a wet fish ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a hot kiss at the end of a wet fish. Not Ed: that's better Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “TOMATOES A LA FIRESIGN” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Rufus_T_Firetween: catherwood, give everyone a kiss at the end of a wet fish ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a kiss at the end of a wet fish. Beet: The most wonderful nightshade. Not Ed: Czech this out later Cat (and anyone else) it's short - Art and Bill Gates (animator/filmmaker Bruce Bickford) https://youtu.be/N8t71M393_I ModeratelyGinchy: Will have to look at it later. Not Ed: Pls do ModeratelyGinchy: how do you make these? ModeratelyGinchy: Cat ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Not Ed: This is great ModeratelyGinchy: is that a real commercial? ModeratelyGinchy: or....? Rufus_T_Firetween: ModeratelyGinchy: how do you make these? << It's from an old family recipe ModeratelyGinchy: *lol* ModeratelyGinchy: from bangor to might maine ModeratelyGinchy: mighty Cease: i try and do great collages ModeratelyGinchy: So cool ||||||||| Bottles tiptoes in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Cease: hi bottles, my favourfite liquid container Bottles: Hiyas. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ModeratelyGinchy: Hi Bottles! Bottles: Oh, vegetables is the theme, Cease? Cool. Bottles: Hi Ginchy. Cease: ywa bottles Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Bottles Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “TOMATOES A LA FIRESIGN” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Bottles: Rufus! Hola. Cease: always good to see you here, bottles Bottles: Some hearings today, eh? Not Ed: Izzat Bottles Not Ed: Hihihi Beet: Hi, Bottles. Bottles: Hi Not Ed. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Bottles: I think I got kissed by a brown recluse spider. ModeratelyGinchy: Oh no. Not Ed: Ouch really? Rufus_T_Firetween: ehhhhhh :( ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Bottles: Gotta get it checked tomorrow ModeratelyGinchy: Yeah, thought I had one on my ankle and still have a hole there. Not Ed: Cool Rufus_T_Firetween: indeed you should ModeratelyGinchy: never went in though it still hurts. You should go. Rufus_T_Firetween: We had those in Indiana, but never got bitten Bottles: I dunno, Not Ed, it itches but doesn't hurt yet. Big red circle, kinda scaly. Looks like the pics online. Bottles: Some of the images online are horrible. Not Ed: ohhh ok thanks Bots Cease: bummer, bottles Cease: ii want only your happinss, not your unhappiness ModeratelyGinchy: Worst part is they're hard to tell from other spiders. Black widows (I house a nation of them in my yard) are way easier to identify llanwydd: sdfbghjkl,hgfxdsdhfjk/,mnbv Rufus_T_Firetween: gesundheit llanwydd: lol Bottles: Didn't see it, it just showed up on my elbow llanwydd: didnt mean to miss the collage Bottles: Its still running llanwydd Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “TOMATOES A LA FIRESIGN” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES llanwydd: love the title Rufus_T_Firetween: You can catch the whole thing in the archive llan llanwydd: I know. I check out the archive often Bottles: Excuse me for eating in front of everyone. Beet: No belching, please. llanwydd: its alright bottles Beet: Actually, I just belched. Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: Check out SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Bottles: We had a DJ who used to eat on microphone.. Ecch. ModeratelyGinchy: Going there now..... ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" llanwydd: I was a dj once and I never took a bite on the air Rufus_T_Firetween: That's Bottles' show Ginchy Beet: Let's hear it for pasta! llanwydd: although I ate behind the microphone sometimes Cease: you are a national treasure, bottle ModeratelyGinchy: oohhh ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ModeratelyGinchy: Okay. Thx. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s FST FREE TIME WITH THE CAT MAN broadcasts at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FREE_TIME llanwydd: catherwood, refill our glasses please ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear llanwydd Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Bottles: No play for next month, so Gemini - I mean Jim & I have to write another one. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ ModeratelyGinchy: Saving all these links this time. llanwydd: I guess catherwouldnt Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl Rufus_T_Firetween: apparently not llan Rufus_T_Firetween: catherwood quit being mean to llan ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Rufus_T_Firetween and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Rufus_T_Firetween!" Bottles: Screenshots work good for multiple links Ginchy ModeratelyGinchy: Good idea, Bottles. Cease: my producer doc technical tells me my new play is happening. i'm very happy. tween adn llan are in it. ModeratelyGinchy: heavy on the 30 weight Cease: Moderately, do you want to be in my play? I need female voices ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Rufus_T_Firetween: great idea Cease Cease: i did several plays with the firesign theatre. i am in that league ModeratelyGinchy: Oh, gosh. I'm certain I'd be a horrible actor... but I'd lend my voice to the best of my ability. Cease: i havw nor heard hre voice, but ModeratelyGinchy: Well, no one has said it's grating ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: hey, gnchy, I'm a terrible actor. But s good playwrite ModeratelyGinchy: That would be very cool... a brush with greatness... up there with my McCartney story Rufus_T_Firetween: Have you invited Bottles, Cease? ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' ModeratelyGinchy: Thanks to everyone for letting me laugh. It's such a great mental health break once a week! Cease: Phil Austin told me I can'rt act (true) and can't direct (very true) but I can write so he wanted to star in my plays, OIther Freisngs too Cease: yes it is, Ginchy ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ModeratelyGinchy: Well, despite what LA says, it kinda all starts with a writer ||||||||| Bottles says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bottles exits at 8:00 PM. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Bottles, just back from Hellmouth." ModeratelyGinchy: *lol* Beet: The insanity of The Firesign is the one truly sane spot of my week. Bottles: You heard me Cease, when we were working out Tunnel. ModeratelyGinchy: agreed Cease: Bottles, we should do someting togetrher, eh? Cease: you and I are both reslly good writers for the ear Bottles: My audio went dead, gotta refresh it again. DJTweeny: fun collage, Cease ModeratelyGinchy: super fun Cease: they're all fun, eh? Bottles: You heard me Cease, when we were working out Tunnel. llanwydd: sure did tween ModeratelyGinchy: Thank you all again! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ModeratelyGinchy: See you in email Cat! Not Ed: awesome to see you all - er - read you all : ) Beet: Very wonderful meeting tonight. Nice to see everyone. Fabulous collage as usual, Dr Cease. Thanks for guiding, Dr. Tween. G'Nite all. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" llanwydd: yeah, great collage, cat Not Ed: thanks Cat Cease: i try land make onlyh great collages llanwydd: nite folks Not Ed: Thanks Tweeny & Rufus ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Not Ed: Later EVERY 1 ModeratelyGinchy: ANd now back to the freeway... which is already in progress Bottles: Darnfree server.... ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: off we fly ||||||||| Bottles leaves at 8:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Cease - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| ModeratelyGinchy - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Cease
DJTweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
ModeratelyGinchy
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
