||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 15, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 15, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| DJTweeny is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 8:00 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bottles should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bottles enters and sits in the comfy chair. Bottles: Hey Tweeny and Rufus! What's on tap tonight? Before they changed the Water? ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hey Bottles ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Tweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Lots of Proctor provided by Cat ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. llanwydd: good evening ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music – EMERSON LAKE AND PALMER-TARKUS Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hey llan Bottles: I'm listening to Gene Parsons and 2nd Hand Grass - new live recording. llanwydd: love this song DJTweeny: some of ELP at their best ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Cease: Hi all DJTweeny: allo Cease Cease: i used to be a fan of this kind of music. Cease: oh what a lucky man, etc. Cease: fond of his previous band, The Nice. they had a great versikon of My Back Pages that kind of anticipated Jarrett's ultimate versionh of that song llanwydd: I had that album too, cat Rufus_T_Firetween: 'The Nice' ;) Emerson used to pour lighter fluid on fully mic'd pianos and set them one fire (see Jimi) llanwydd: they seemed to like dylan Cease: they weren't alone in that. llanwydd: I actually heard the live version of this before I heard this studio version Cease: see: jimi hendrix Bottles: Hi Cease & llanwydd Cease: Bottles! Cease: Howd you get in here? Bottles: Snuck in the back way. llanwydd: a friend of mine loaned me Welcome Back My Friends after he gave me a couple of chocolate chip cannabis cookies to eat and then I went home and had an amazing experience with the album Cease: is that elp? Cease: i always preferred the peanut butter cookies Bottles: My friend gave me a homemade one and it's lasted 4 evenings - just one bite does it. Tweeny: Welcome Back My Friends to the Show That Never Ends – Ladies and Gentlemen - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_Back_My_Friends_to_the_Show_That_Never_Ends_%E2%80%93_Ladies_and_Gentlemen Bottles: My friend has a huge tolerance, had a whole one and it kicked his butt. Tweeny: so to answer your question Cat, yes Cease: my fave dylan covers are jarrett's back pages and jimi's watchtower DJTweeny: Jimi made Watchtower come to life, for sure Cease: there's lot of music to re-explore. why i try and attend your tuesday shows, tween Bottles: This room got me spoiled, where you can discuss what we're listening to. DJTweeny: I get educated by the chatters on Tuesday as well Cease ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Too bad more Firesign fans don't join us :/ ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Billville." Beet: Hello chatters. DJTweeny: Yo Beet Beet: Hi, Dr Tween Cease: The Beet goes on Beet: Greetings, dr Cease llanwydd: hate it when my computer freezes while Im telling an interesting story llanwydd: Hi Beet ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Beet: Hi, llan,Bottles. llanwydd: fuck off catherwood, we knowwhat time it is ||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ! My watch keeps perfect time! It's precisely 8:00 PM!" DJTweeny: haha Bottles: Howdy Beet. ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski steps in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: Catherwood not so accurate ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Beet and says "oh, fuck off Beet!" Beet: Thank you. Cease: hi jammy Bottles: Is this from a collage? Beet: Hi, Mr j.a.m. DJTweeny: 'Fuck you? Thanks!' ~ Carlin johan amadeus myjetski: hullobeetbottles, & cease! DJTweeny: This is from Doc's 'Dear Friends Too' compilation ||||||||| Elayne bounds in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Elayne: Evenin' all! DJTweeny: Hey Elayne johan amadeus myjetski: hi Elayne
Elayne lays down the heavy door knocker. Elayne: I have no idea why I was carrying that. Beet: I used to enjoy menthols for a change of pace evert once in a while. ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s MAGIC 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Beet: Hi, Miss Elayne. johan amadeus myjetski: do you know how they got menthol taste in cigarettes? Elayne: Hope y'all are doing well, getting ready for My Favorite Season. Sleeping with the windows open tonight, at last! Bottles: Hi Elayne llanwydd: Hi elayne johan amadeus myjetski: ji llan ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Bottles: Hi Johan. I give up, how do they? johan amadeus myjetski: hi llanwydd: ji hi to you too llanwydd: is that like hai lai? Beet: how did they get menthol in cigarettes? johan amadeus myjetski: a drop ot two of formaldahyde. no joke - embalming fluid. Beet: Wow! Cease: there needs to be a break between my intro and the begininng of this. my voice is unrelieved. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “MAGIC” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Bottles: Whoa - glad I don' smoke Beet: Not to be racist or anything, but a lot of black guys liked Kools. Rufus_T_Firetween: Penn Gillette on CBC's morning show Q, https://www.cbc.ca/listen/live-radio/1-50-q/clip/15857571-magician-penn-jillette-often-reveals-secrets-behind-tricks llanwydd: please dont apologize, beet Cease: i smoked from 71-87. that'be because of japan. booze too. Cease: the land of bad habbits. Cease: good food though. Beet: Thank you. llanwydd: if its true, its true johan amadeus myjetski: it's probably great american marketing. focused upon certain quarters of the public. llanwydd: is japan a land of smokers cat? Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil and Ted Bonnitt's podcast Phil and Ted's Sexy Boomer Show https://player.fm/series/phil-and-teds-sexy-boomer-show llanwydd: interesting. I know they are very tough on drugs Cease: it was when i lived there. that was long ago, dont know now. johan amadeus myjetski: land of bad hobbits? Cease: one of japan's nicknames for itself is "a paradise for drunks" DJTweeny: iwti johan lol Cease: Yopporai Tengoku Beet: Oh, yeah. Love this song. Cease: my favrt police tune llanwydd: wow. you heard the song before I did Beet: Really nice chord changes. DJTweeny: I used to drink warm Saki in the winter johan amadeus myjetski: sting's a truly amazing sonfwriter llanwydd: there must be a time delay on my audio johan amadeus myjetski: songwriter DJTweeny: the 128k feed had a 5 second delay DJTweeny: he 16k feed is much longer DJTweeny: *the DJTweeny: from source DJTweeny: might want to tighten up the buffer on your player llan Cease: you'll notice proctor is saying the opposite of what penn just said. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" johan amadeus myjetski: id that delay for inserting psychic subliminal suggestions? DJTweeny: johan has found us out! llanwydd: never thought of that, tween llanwydd: what is a buffer? johan amadeus myjetski: Ukraine, llan llanwydd: not that I would remember your explanation if you told me llanwydd: ah ukraine! course ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: What he does after putting the polish on. johan amadeus myjetski: "i'm not a doctor but i do play one on tv..." Beet: Buffer DJTweeny: It's a setting in the Preferences of the player which gathers data before it is played. They use that for 'iffy' connectionsso there is no interruption johan amadeus myjetski: buffer = more buff than me? oh, my! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: catherwood, please bring johan some buff ||||||||| Catherwood gets johan some buff. johan amadeus myjetski: ah, i feel SO much buffer! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging ModeratelyGinchy by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" ModeratelyGinchy: May I sit here in the waiting room? Beet: Hey, Ginchy ModeratelyGinchy: Hi Beet! johan amadeus myjetski: Hi ModG! Bottles: Why don't you wait in the sitting room? Beet: You can wait here in the sitting room ModeratelyGinchy: Hey myjetski ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" johan amadeus myjetski: Why don't we do it in the road? Cease: Hi Mod ModeratelyGinchy: Hi Cease! johan amadeus myjetski: always loved this song! Beet: Nobody will be watching us. Cease: My first mixture of Marx Bros and Firesign, that I can recall johan amadeus myjetski: a GOOD fit, cease, imo Cease: tis johan amadeus myjetski: that sounds like something Picasso might've said Cease: bergman's uncle wrote for them. Cease: proc's uncle worked for a bunch of comedians in flicks. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ModeratelyGinchy: uh oh llanwydd: hi ginch ModeratelyGinchy: hi llanwydd johan amadeus myjetski: reality tv = no reality at all ModeratelyGinchy: amen llanwydd: picasso would have said drink to my health. I cant drink anymore ModeratelyGinchy: Who is being interviewed here? ModeratelyGinchy: Sorry missed the opening. Sounds familiar ||||||||| Cease: penn by tom power, cbc morning radio show.
It's 1:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bottles: Penn Gillette ModeratelyGinchy: That's what I thought ModeratelyGinchy: thx Cease: was elayne here or is she being born here, a kind of heaven Cease: this is from the firesign's last performance, on portland's KBOO Cease: bergman in vegas is from ihs podcast. llanwydd: she is dead from the plague llanwydd: she who is not busy being born is busy dying Beet: She was such a nice lady, too. ModeratelyGinchy: oooh wow Cease: bergman said, "we should get paid for doing this" all his life, yet died in economic difficulty ModeratelyGinchy: what year? Cease: 2010 ModeratelyGinchy: thx Tweeny: Hi Ginchy Cease: their last tour before pete's death. llanwydd: not so cat ModeratelyGinchy: Hey Tween! ModeratelyGinchy: Still hurts me... those who make us laugh should never be allowed to die ModeratelyGinchy: we need them too much Cease: hey. i had a dream on tuesday night that i was watching a firesign movei. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" llanwydd: he died after I moved to florida and I haave been here since 2011 Bottles: Awesome dream, Cease Cease: tnhis show is from 2010. right after it, he started the podcast. i was at the table where it was being born. bar table. llanwydd: I thought it was from 2112 ModeratelyGinchy: how did you all get so close to them? Stories there. Cease: no tghe dream was, it was a really good flick. like Jeff Bezos spent the knid of money on it. very well shot Cease: very saturated colours. then ossman was in the room with me and saying he didnt recognize the flick at all. ModeratelyGinchy: I wonder if he was really visiting. Cease: it had all of them but they knew noting about it. latger austin and bergman came in and were confused at seeing themselves in a flick they'd never been in. llanwydd: dont remember ever dreaming about firesign but I probably have Bottles: Wow. Heavy. Cease: then we learned from the tv guide that it was from a new comedy channel, Deep Fakes Bottles: I did once, llanwydd Cease: it was to be the firstr of 3 artifical firesign movies. Cease: at the end of the dream, ossman was on the phone with his wife about going to meet his lawyer Bottles: So - what was faked? llanwydd: I have dreamed over and over of Yes. meeting them, seeing them in concert, etc johan amadeus myjetski: some gurus0 say dream are more reality than reality tv Bottles: Bootlegged? Cease: at the beginning of one of the proctor interviews with penn, penn talks about Deep Fakes. Cease: created by algorithym, not the actual lads. Bottles: Oh. llanwydd: I hate algorithms Cease: thatr's what inspried the dream no doubt. but the flick itself was Beautiful! llanwydd: they kept me out of my email account for months once Cease: when elayne and i drove down to visit the ossmans in early 93, he told us about his idea for a Dwarf movie. Bottles: Gotta go out to my car, excuse me.. ModeratelyGinchy: Hi Bottles ModeratelyGinchy: Love Bride of Firesign johan amadeus myjetski: bees guarding it for the spiders, bottles? ModeratelyGinchy: Don't speak old... Beet: Is that where your stash is? llanwydd: I read this poem long before I heard the song ModeratelyGinchy: lol Beet: Penn is undoubtedly a genius. Bottles: How'd you know, Beet?? llanwydd: they didnt even pay royalties to coleridge Beet: Now, that's not very nice, Bottles. And I do know that. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “MAGIC” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Rufus_T_Firetween: Penn Gillette on CBC's morning show Q, https://www.cbc.ca/listen/live-radio/1-50-q/clip/15857571-magician-penn-jillette-often-reveals-secrets-behind-tricks Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil and Ted Bonnitt's podcast Phil and Ted's Sexy Boomer Show https://player.fm/series/phil-and-teds-sexy-boomer-show johan amadeus myjetski: btw, cease, this is a fabulous collage, definitely in your top 10, imo! Cease: thanks jammy llanwydd: yeah this is fun, cat Beet: Very cool. johan amadeus myjetski: you could've called this collage, 'wgat is reality' johan amadeus myjetski: what is reality johan amadeus myjetski: i'm going to rewatch that 80s film "FX".deals with appearances being accepted as reality Beet: Nice tune. llanwydd: reality is no fun llanwydd: thats why I come here johan amadeus myjetski: no one can stand too much reality, that's a fact ModeratelyGinchy: Cool song. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: this was penn's dreeam. tgo be carny trash. Cease: frfom the Band's Cahoots album, MG Rufus_T_Firetween: 'Reality, What A Concept' ~ Robin Williams ModeratelyGinchy: A new album to find ModeratelyGinchy: Never herd this by them Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Cease: I eally hope Penn hears that. johan amadeus myjetski: dropping out of chat to fix a late supper before it gets any later. will be listening! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “ANTS AND STAMPS” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS ModeratelyGinchy: great funkBye jetski ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s ANTS AND STAMPS 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Beet: Bon appetit, jam ModeratelyGinchy: jam, makes sense Cease: eat well, Jammy ModeratelyGinchy: Oh, Kathleen ModeratelyGinchy: love her ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: R.I.P. Bottles. ModeratelyGinchy: What did it tak to gt that far in terms of travel at that time. Wasn't it expensive? ModeratelyGinchy: Ooops Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “ANTS AND STAMPS” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Cease: new play in works, featuiring Tween and other chatters. Beet: That should be good. llanwydd: can I be in it, cat, or am I already? llanwydd: or how new is it? Cease: stil the vegas/egypt play. hope doc can actually produce it this year. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llanwydd: cool ModeratelyGinchy: One of my favorites as a kid. Harrison was soooo cool. ModeratelyGinchy: The BF is wondering what is so funny in here. llanwydd: hard rain falling here on the east coast of FL llanwydd: I just looked at ninos locations. he doesnt seem to now where we are Cease: i got rained on when i went downtown today and didnt mind at all. ModeratelyGinchy: Send some West! Cease: our air has been so bad van was last week declared as having th worsrt air in the world. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: tgoday's rain is a mirac le. llanwydd: here in fl it rains so hard it feels like pinpricks Cease: we arent all dieing of smoke now. Cease: this is oddly synchornistic. Rufus_T_Firetween: Nino has long since lot his psychic powers... Beet: Haven’t you hd a drought in B. C., Cease? Cease: foreest fires in wash and here in bc make our sun a distant red disc. Rufus_T_Firetween: and Merlyn is no longer able to compute, if breathe :/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Doc in in charge of the chat now, and he's super-busy with other things Cease: i know not of that, tween, and if we were supposed to know, we'd know Rufus_T_Firetween: We thank him for keeping the chat going llanwydd: what is wrong with merl, tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: He had a stroke in the summer of 2021 Rufus_T_Firetween: and has not been heard from since llanwydd: I did not know that Rufus_T_Firetween: I talked to a family member who said he was getting out of therapy, but he hasn't responded to emails since then ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** now playing: Firezine's “A VISIT TO PLANET PROCTOR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out VISIT at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue5/fz5_04.htm' Beet: All best to our dear Merl. ||||||||| Current chatters enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. ModeratelyGinchy: This is all so amazing. Thank you. DJTweeny: Hi Current llanwydd: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about A VISIT TO PLANET PROCTOR at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue5/fz5_04.htm Beet: Howdy Current llanwydd: I concurrent ModeratelyGinchy: *lol* Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com ModeratelyGinchy: curr, curr, curr Rufus_T_Firetween: do subscribe ^^ johan amadeus myjetski: i thought i heard buddhist writers a few minutes ago. ModeratelyGinchy: I love this ModeratelyGinchy: Prisoner of the 20th century Cease: as Proc said earlier, firesign is here to get us out of prison DJTweeny: 'To every season, curr curr curr...' ModeratelyGinchy: *lol* Tweeny ModeratelyGinchy: God this is like hearing my own brain ModeratelyGinchy: well, not the left wing causes ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ModeratelyGinchy: Enh... lost my brother to a murderer and him being male and white... well, he never got the justice of being important enough to police. ModeratelyGinchy: Sorry ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ModeratelyGinchy: I need to pay attention to message v cat ModeratelyGinchy: chat Beet: Terrible. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “Where's My Fortune Cookie?” >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor’s Audio Book of his recent autobiography “Where's My Fortune Cookie?: My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory” is now available! >> https://tinyurl.com/y2k7ks5v Beet: Phil is amazing. Cease: proc's first wife was a friend of the woman who was killled by the mansonites. Rufus_T_Firetween: Condolences Ginchy :( Cease: if we look around us, in real life and on line, we will all encounter folks who have had hidesous things happen to them ModeratelyGinchy: Oh,, thank you. Sorry. Wasn't meant to be public. Just commiserating that how one appears to society gets different kinds of attention after a crime. ModeratelyGinchy: Why laughte is so essential ModeratelyGinchy: and smart comedy so vital Cease: tiz, mg Cease: firesign is endlessly helpfull in that respect Beet: They have pulled me through a lot of my adult life. Cease: i really should have cut this up. a bit much, one after another and another Cease: indeed, beet ModeratelyGinchy: I always know I've found a twin soul when I make a statement from one of their albums and someone else finishes it. We were shooting something recently and about 13 people kept the skit going around a circle on break ModeratelyGinchy: from Don't Crush That Dwarf Beet: That's great. ModeratelyGinchy: Ha ModeratelyGinchy: It's tapped Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/ Rufus_T_Firetween: That's great, Ginchy :) Rufus_T_Firetween: You have an enlightned workplace llanwydd: catherwood bring everybody a virtual martini ||||||||| Catherwood hands everybody a virtual martini. Cease: I think MG is tapped lnto the good stuiff ||||||||| It's 2:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Current chatters - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: its roaring pouring outside llanwydd: I expect my house to float away Beet: Is there lightening and thunder? ModeratelyGinchy: amazing llanwydd: for some reason no Cease: icve used this in several collage, if anyone has noticed. llanwydd: just really really hard rain ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' ModeratelyGinchy: So your collages are here: http://www.seemreal.com/? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Cease: he ones tweeny has archived, yes Cease: there are more. let's hope there is always a "more" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com ModeratelyGinchy: LOL ModeratelyGinchy: Okay, cool, will check it out after Rufus_T_Firetween: This is no longer available :/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Firezine doesn't have a site for their material anymore ModeratelyGinchy: Is it okay to record these for later playback? ModeratelyGinchy: Or no? Beet: Enjoyed this one tonight. Nice hanging with everyone. Usual excellence in collages, Dr Cease. Thanks for your guidance, Dr Tween. G’Nite all. ModeratelyGinchy: Yes, thank you! ModeratelyGinchy: Night all! Rufus_T_Firetween: You can right-click and download these shows, yes ModeratelyGinchy: Awesome. ModeratelyGinchy: Thank you! johan amadeus myjetski: nite all : Thanks Kurt and Cat! Have a great week yall. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... DJTweeny: Thanks to Phil Proctor for making all the great material we used this eveing :) Cease: dont know what we'll do next week, but it'll be good DJTweeny: *evening llanwydd: thanks again, cat and tween. great show. DJTweeny: Until Last Time, Again... llanwydd: nite everybody Cease: bye ||||||||| Cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Cease exits at 8:00 PM. ||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Not Ed tiptoes in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Not Ed: BBye! ||||||||| 8:00 PM -- Tweeny left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| ModeratelyGinchy - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
ModeratelyGinchy
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
