||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 11, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 6:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 11, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sashays in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| LegacyTweeny waltzes in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Zen Cosmos', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music JEAN-LUC PONTY Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hey Zen ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bozo in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hello Bozo Bozo: Good evening Zen Cosmos: heads up, the 128K version of VLC playback is not working...had to switch to 16K DJTweeny: I'm listening to it here :/ DJTweeny: So it's definitely working Zen Cosmos: my cut/paste did not work... Bozo: Neither work for me DJTweeny: yeah /tweeny is definitely working (128k) DJTweeny: just clicked on the link and loaded it into iTunes also, no problem DJTweeny: maybe you copied the link wrong? DJTweeny: too much or too little? ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving johan amadeus myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: just clicking on the link works fine here DJTweeny: Hey johan DJTweeny: maybe right-click on the link and choose Copy? johan amadeus myjetski: everybody has to die, but you don't have to be there when it happens! DJTweeny: yes indeed :) johan amadeus myjetski: evenon' all!@ johan amadeus myjetski: all! DJTweeny: fiddle player for Mahavishnu Orchestra Zen Cosmos: the 128K version sent me to another podcast on the VLC network, please recheck/reload... ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hey Cease DJTweeny: don't know what to tell you, works fine here johan amadeus myjetski: hello dr cease! DJTweeny: You have the 128k feed OK johan, Cease? Zen Cosmos: electric violin? DJTweeny: Jean-Luc Ponty, so yes Zen Cosmos: kewl johan amadeus myjetski: yes. but i listen through itunes. dunno why, but that works well for me Zen Cosmos: I recommend Guarnieri Underground Cease: Hi folks Zen Cosmos: electric violinists for G. U. was also part of The Children of the Revolution Cease: Can't open soundagain so will use old computer ||||||||| old computre enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. johan amadeus myjetski: hi yas olde! Cease: ah there's Ponty. great tune Cease: saw him with mclaughlin once. DJTweeny: ye olde computre Cease: 73 or 74? DJTweeny: Yeah, violinist for Mahavishnu johan amadeus myjetski: me, too, cease! a concert that changed my life ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: i remember hearing is King Kong album blended with Bozos on an LA radio station once, maybe 72? DJTweeny: dunno, these are from a greatest hits album DJTweeny: but early-mid 70s sound right DJTweeny: *sounds johan amadeus myjetski: i saw them in march of 71. in colunbia SC ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Zen Cosmos:https://www.allmusic.com/artist/guarneri-underground-mn0000764872/discography/all DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: they seemed to be competing to see who could play the fastest ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cease: Billy Cobham on drums, as I recall ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bozo - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... johan amadeus myjetski: the concert's headliner was It's A Beautiful Day, a band who also had an electric violinist Zen Cosmos:https://www.allmusic.com/artist/children-of-the-revolution-mn0000778859 Cease: as long as I can get sound, doesnt matter which computer DJTweeny: yeah, he played for Mahavishnu Cease: i guess we're no longer all bozos on this bus ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom. Elayne: Evenin' all! I'm expecting a special guest tonight and I'll need your help. johan amadeus myjetski: hi Elayne! Cease: Hey El Elayne: His real-life name is William Brown. Not sure what handle he's going to use tonight. Cease: Watching the Sandman? Cease: You turned me on to that when I visited you in 05 Elayne: David sent him to interview me, but you all know I have a crappy episodic memory, so that's where you come in. Cease: Just re-read Season of Mists today in prep for getting Netflix next week Elayne: Did I, Cat? I don't remember. SEE? Cease: I have a great memory. Elayne: I honestly don't remember much about the comics either, I read them so long ago. But I've seen about half the first season and I'm loving it so far. So happy for Neil! DJTweeny: Hey Elayne Elayne: Hey Kurt! So I'm hoping you and Cat can help fill William in on, like, stuff. DJTweeny: Someone logged in as Bozo, but has left Elayne: I've already sent him to the FALaFal archives: https://doctechnical.com/falafal/ Cease: where is this from, tween? DJTweeny: That was from Dear Friends Too ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Elmertown." DJTweeny: Doc's compilation Beet: Howdy, all. Cease: ah DJTweeny: Yo Beet johan amadeus myjetski: hi beet! Cease: hi beet Elayne: Hey Beet! ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s RADIO NOW LIVE! 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out RADIO NOW at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-rv' Beet: Hi, Dr Tween Beet: Hi, Miss Elayne. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Bottles', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Hey, Dr Cease DJTweeny: Evenin' Bottles Cease: Hi bottles ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" johan amadeus myjetski: hiya bottles! Beet: Hi, Bottles Cease: got so i'd drink anything. Cease: Tang for me these days Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about The Firesign Theatre Radio Hour at KBOO Radio at >> https://kboo.fm/program/firesign-theatre-radio-hour Bottles: Hi all yas Elayne: Evenin' Bottles! Bottles: Hi Cease: How are things in Shasta county? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about RADIO NOW LIVE! at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln johan amadeus myjetski: the astronauts drank Tang. they said so on tv, so it must be true DJTweeny: you betcha Bottles: Very very warm, Cease. And in the northwest? Elayne: Well, Tang certainly said so. And Tang's for the memories! Cease: Bottles is responsible for the Last Tunnel to Fresno Mushroom play rebirth we heard here a few months back DJTweeny: tang and caprain crunch, a healthy breakfast Bottles: Yum. Cease: we had a pleasently cool, rainjy day yesterday. but they are rare Rufus_T_Firetween: Check out SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Elayne: Poor Vancouvr residents, y'all don't have air conditioning up there... johan amadeus myjetski: breakfast of weiners! johan amadeus myjetski: winners DJTweeny: yy johan Elayne: I prefer sausages. With eyes! Cease: only in stores, which are so cold I need a sweater to shop DJTweeny: haha Elayne: I'll tell you what I tell my mom, Cat. They'r enot cold, you're old. :) Cease: could be, El Cease: I must be a Cat's eye, among agies Cease: age ease johan amadeus myjetski: amongst Texas A&M fans? ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bottles 2 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bottles 2 enters and sits on the divan. DJTweeny: Bottles has a doppelganger? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cease: she's in 2 places at once Cease: so am I old computre: me Cease: and me Elayne: I'm not johan amadeus myjetski: what am us, anyway? Bottles: I switched to my phone. johan amadeus myjetski: Hi not! johan amadeus myjetski: that rich compote... Cease: no, you're definitely not Ed Bottles: I love that word Doppelganger. I want one. Maybe they have them on Amazon Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Elayne: Well, this is disappointing. No William yet... johan amadeus myjetski: she blinded me with science! johan amadeus myjetski: it turned them on, but could it get them off? ||||||||| Catherwood leads Regular Boinklyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. johan amadeus myjetski: he reg boink! Cease: HI Regular Regular Boinklyn: Why, yes. i am. Thanks! Beet: Hey Boinklyn Cease: Are you the William that Elayne seeks? Elayne: Welcome Boinklyn! johan amadeus myjetski: homeless stadium becomes the valley of the dolls! Regular Boinklyn: Thanks, but I am not the william you are looking for. Cease: good one, jam DJTweeny: Hey Regular, where's Ethyl? Regular Boinklyn: She’s out with Juicy looking for you know who DJTweeny: Regular is using a Jedi Mind Trick on us! Cease: Dick Privates Elayne: Okay, if he doesn't show by 9:30 Eastern time I'm out of here. Sorry to bother y'all. johan amadeus myjetski: if i had a buzz on, your jedi mind tricks would not work on me.... Regular Boinklyn: I have one, Cease: no problem, El. If he shows up later, I'll pretend to be You DJTweeny: Never a bother to have you here Elayne :-) Regular Boinklyn: And the trick is baxkfiring on me! ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Not Ed: Waz real? DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed Cease: Here4's the REAL Not Cease: Elayne was pretending to be YOu earlier johan amadeus myjetski: hi not! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: Hi, Not. Elayne: If he does show, just be nice and answer his questions and be my Dr. Memory for me. :) DJTweeny: Whazz real? Elayne: Thanks all! Cease: will do, El. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| Elayne says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elayne exits at 8:00 PM. johan amadeus myjetski: what is reality? Not Ed: Hey Beet Not Ed:Tweenyz real Regular Boinklyn: Catherwood give everybody some reality ||||||||| Catherwood hands everybody some reality. Cease: semen? Not Ed: Cease lotsa Bottles JAM Not Ed: Ruf! Cease: i hadnt noticed that line before. the whore of babylon coming out of the sea, man. johan amadeus myjetski: what do you say to a drunken semen/ Cease: always new things to learn when listening to Firesign. Not Ed: Leg, Reg hey Not Ed: Pork? Not Ed: Catherwood bring everyone no pork ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone no pork. Not Ed: Kind of Zen Cease: indeed johan amadeus myjetski: porking beans? Cease: our Zen seems to have faded away Not Ed: lol JAM Regular Boinklyn: Not Ed: capital of Australia? Not Ed: indeed C Bottles: Who's porking Beans? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about RADIO NOW LIVE! at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: Catherwood, pork some beans ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Rufus_T_Firetween and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" Not Ed: Bottles! Not Ed: Canned berries, Reg : ) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live Bottles: Hi Not Ed Regular Boinklyn: No, I’m afraid the capital of Australia is pork Bottles: Beans never tells me who's porking her
Not Ed is pondering the manifold manifestations of pork in the visible universe.... johan amadeus myjetski: no gristle in MY pork! Not Ed: LOL Not Ed: Double my now please Not Ed: going away yet not far - dinner (and a rolling movie) - back in a bit Cease: see ya, not johan amadeus myjetski: i'm contemplating on the ramifications of practicing nude radio Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Rufus_T_Firetween: lol johan Rufus_T_Firetween: that has to be some sort of skit Bottles: Nude radio works. Rufus_T_Firetween: Would be a great name for a radio series Bottles: You don't need clothes, makeup or anything on radio. Cease: pretty sure it's been used. johan amadeus myjetski: an on-air description that can side step the censoriality Cease: we can't have nudity, on the radio, as the Oz Film Festival proved johan amadeus myjetski: your censoreality, my censoreality.... Cease: saw the Zappa documentary recently. he had a studio and was asked to do something pornographic on the radio. he did and went to jail because of it. early 60s Bottles: ha! Good one ajohan. Beet: catherwood bring chamagne for everyone. ||||||||| Catherwood hands chamagne for everyone. Beet: champagne Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space johan amadeus myjetski: I heard Zappa was trying to make a prono film, & got busted Bottles: Ooh yes champagne! Cease: pretend porn. Bottles: He did in Kookamonga johan amadeus myjetski: sham-pag-knee! Cease: it was a set up, to get rid of his studio in that town. Cease: where's Mel Blanc when you need him? johan amadeus myjetski: that sounds plausible, cease... Cease: accoridng to the Zappa biopic Bottles: He wasn't trying to make a film Beet: What part of it was fake? johan amadeus myjetski: gotta see that biopic.. Bottles: The cops called and hired him to make a soundtrack for a porn film. Cease: just sounds ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Zen Cosmos: I listen unless a comment is needed... Cease: definitely worth watching. y'all know his firesign connectionk eh? Bottles: So he and his wife grunted and moaned, and they got busted for a porn soundtrack! Cease: his widow has a big part in the biopic and she talked about his groupies. Cease: he used to stash them at Austin's place, which was nearby Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE WATER– Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/beforetheychangedthewater?rq=before%20they%20changed%20the%20water johan amadeus myjetski: oh, yeah, - i always wanted to see FST open for a Zappa concert, but i don't think that ever happened. but in a parallel reality.... Bottles: Austin hid Zappas groupies? Cease: yep. he told me that. Bottles: What did Austin get out of it? johan amadeus myjetski: groupies? Cease: you can ask him. in a seance perhaps Bottles: That would be fun. Comjure up Austin and Bergman. Cease: you know the early Mushroom play The Seance? we've heard it here a few times. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Bottles: I was thinking of that, from Magic Mushroom was it? DJTweeny: Yeah, it's in the new Mushroom collection Bottles: "Number Pleeeease?" johan amadeus myjetski: ah, now THAT was refreshing! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “PHIL MANCHU” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s PHIL MANCHU 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Rufus_T_Firetween: Bottles ^^ Bottles: Yas? Bottles: Yep its a great collection. Pretty well recorded too, for live on 67. Cease: we did our best, bottles Bottles: Cease i just finished a shortie for kids to perform. We needed to fill 5 minutes Cease: kids? Bottles: So its about a couple kids in 1959 planning to break in a house and steal their color TV. Cease: was their colour tv in 59? Bottles: Yeah we recorded some kids performing their own plays in the las couple months. Bottles: Probably not. Bottles: But this woll give them something to do for 5 minutes in the summer. Bottles: Altho summer vacation is almost over LegacyTweeny: Color television - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_television LegacyTweeny: "In the United States, competing color standards were developed, finally resulting in the NTSC color standard that was compatible with the prior monochrome system. Although the NTSC color standard was proclaimed in 1953 and limited programming soon became available" ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in front of the fireplace. johan amadeus myjetski: that takes care of the little gooks; what about the big googs? llanwydd: hey there LegacyTweeny: so yeah it was available as early as 1953 ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cease: hi llan Bottles: First color show I remember was Bonanza. Beet: Hey, Llan Cease: me too, bottles llanwydd: I have some stills somewhere from the original Ben-Hur and the 1930 film Hells Angels. They were given to me by someone who was involved in the restoration of the color scenes in those films Cease: my parents got a colour set in 64 Bottles: Hells Angels was great! Jean Harlow, was it not? llanwydd: yeah johan amadeus myjetski: wei wu wei llanwydd: they guys name was warren rothenberger. big-time hollywood cinematographer Beet: The first show to come on our '59 color TV was Sing Along With Mitch. llanwydd: we didnt get color till the 70s Bottles: Oh god, Mitch Miller hated rock n roll. llanwydd: would have been a luxury we didnt need Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “PHIL MANCHU” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Beet: Very mainstream johan amadeus myjetski: very square Beet: yup johan amadeus myjetski: despite his goatee Bottles: He probably played his oboe well - or was it a bassoon? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" johan amadeus myjetski: i *think* it was the oboe johan amadeus myjetski: the ill winds that no one blows well Bottles: Oboe is a great instrument. Like the old Dracula theme was oboe. Eerie. Bottles: Swan Lake I think ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" llanwydd: I wonder how many people actually did live in greenhouses back in the 60s johan amadeus myjetski: true enough. & the whole orchestra tunes to the oboe. but did you rewalize oboists have the highest rate of suicide of any instrument in the orchestra? llanwydd: it is a rather gloomy instrument ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: thjis is one of the earliest firesign plays, pre-mushroom i believe llanwydd: who dun did it! LOL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ johan amadeus myjetski: chitterlings would be eaten by anyone if they smelled them cooking... johan amadeus myjetski: NOT! Rufus_T_Firetween: mmmmmm pig intestines Bottles: Whats it called, Cease? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: one of the boarding schools I went to served scrapple for breakfast, which is not dissimilar Bottles: Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer... Cease: Charlie Chance Bottles: Thanks. Beet: Cool ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s WILD DUCK 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' llanwydd: cool Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Bottles: This The Byrds? Cease: yep Cease: you can recognize crosby's voice Cease: firesign recorded in the same studio as them, and were on one of their albums. had the same producer llanwydd: firesign was on a byrds album? didn know Cease: yep. Draft Morning. Cease: they were on varius other people's albums in the early days Cease: also on Chad and Jeremy's Of CabbagesandKings Bottles: Cool. Cease: they even lived with Jeremy in Encino. Cease: Austin was on a David Cassidy album. Bergman was on the Child's Garden of Grass ablum Cease: busy guys DJTweeny: cool collage Cease, thanks Cease: phil's readings from his autobi are very collageable ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Cease: i ussed that Duck and Cover, the San Francisco treat line in my play CAST johan amadeus myjetski: nite all hope to see you on tuesday! nite all, & thanks! Bottles: Adios Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: by jammy Beet: Good one tonight. Nice to see everyone. Loved the the collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for leading, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. Bottles: Thank you Cease and Tweeny! Great show! Cease: lotws more where that comes from Beet llanwydd: yeah, thanks cat and tween ||||||||| Around 8:00 PM, Bottles walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| old computre rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cease: off we go. ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| llanwydd rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Regular Boinklyn - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles 2 - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Betty Jo Bialoski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| It's 4:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Betty Jo Bialoski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 4:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| LegacyTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Bozo
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski
LegacyTweeny
llanwydd
Not Ed
old computre
Regular Boinklyn
Rufus_T_Firetween
Zen Cosmos
