||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 28, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the divan. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 7:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 28, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Bottles bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Bottles: Test test ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:00 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Bottles, about an hour until warm-up music... ||||||||| 8:00 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| Tweeny enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music BIRTHDAY MUSIC Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's johan amadeus myjetski, just back from Billville." DJTweeny: Hey johan johan amadeus myjetski: hi djt : Just getting my wires uncrossed Tweeny..your solution worked! Thanks. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bottles gets out at 8:00 PM. DJTweeny: kewl :) DJTweeny: wb Bottles DJTweeny: got the audio Bottles? Bottles : Yepl 2 separate computers but whatever works. DJTweeny: kewl Bottles : Gotta start dinner in the meentime.. DJTweeny: I think Cat has to do it that way sometimes DJTweeny: mange bien johan amadeus myjetski: i found chat in browser, audio in itunes works well for me. your milage may vary... Bottles : Hendrix? ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... llanwydd: well, well. arent we all early tonight johan amadeus myjetski: don't think this is Jimi... Bottles : no, tone sounds more like Zappa, but I doubt it Bottles : Definitely not Zappa either.. johan amadeus myjetski: no, this is older. i recognize it but can't call it to mind llanwydd: sounds like bowie to me johan amadeus myjetski: uriah heep i think llanwydd: not too familiar withUH Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey llan llanwydd: or bowie for that matter Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes, 'tis Rufus_T_Firetween: Heep llanwydd: Hi Tween Rufus_T_Firetween: *was ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Cease, just back from Hellmouth." johan amadeus myjetski: hi llan! hi cease! Rufus_T_Firetween: Heep's 'Magician's Birthday' Rufus_T_Firetween: allo Cease ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving JoeWalsh_ILBT coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Rufus_T_Firetween: Mr. Walsh JoeWalsh_ILBT: Here I am, baby! Rufus_T_Firetween: I think this Wonder tune is mis-labeled. Was supposed to be his 'Happy Birthday' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Hello, my buddies. Rufus_T_Firetween: This is Weird Al JoeWalsh_ILBT: Al Yankovich, nice! Rufus_T_Firetween: Yo Beet johan amadeus myjetski: hiya beet llanwydd: hey beet Beet: Howdy, Dr Tween JoeWalsh_ILBT: I'll have to request ILBT next Tuesday. johan amadeus myjetski: this sounds like weird al Beet: Hi, llan Rufus_T_Firetween: 'tis Beet: Greetings JAM ||||||||| Deputy Dang tiptoes in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Cease: I'm not getting any sound will have to unleash the old computer Rufus_T_Firetween: Howdy Deputy llanwydd: hey dd Rufus_T_Firetween: ehhh Cease: good to see lots of folks here this early Beet: Yo, Deputy. Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! Cease: you new hear, joe? Beet: Hi, Dr Cease. Beet: Hi, JoeWalsh Deputy Dang: Cease, if you unleash the old computer, I will ask, "you old hear, Cease?" Beet: The Classic johan amadeus myjetski: hello joewalsh! Cease: life's been good to me so far, mostly johan amadeus myjetski: more happy to you! ||||||||| Catherwood leads old computre inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. llanwydd: lol Cease: ah, Beatles ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Beet: Perfectly timed. Cease: Beatles, Bottles, what more could one want? johan amadeus myjetski: geo. harrison Rufus_T_Firetween: This is George Harrison ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music BIRTHDAY MUSIC Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Bottles : Yes Dagwood was a millionaire, but he gave it up to marry Blondie the flapper. Bottles : Hi Cease, there were a couple songs before the Beagles that had me stumped. Deputy Dang: Excellent! Congratulations to all birthdays before mine! Beet: Happy Birthday, Phil !!! ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s PHIL'S MINIATURES 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Cease: The whole Footnotes is 14 episodes long. We heasrd #1 last week, Free Huey, President Dewey. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: We'll be playing them all in order, just like Phil's life. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “PHIL'S MINIATURES” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Cease: We just heard Scaled Down Danger as part of my Tunnel collage. Cease: Did you hear that, Bottles? Cease: I used a few bits from your production Beet: Hi, Bottles. llanwydd: us tiny florida people llanwydd: I remember some radio stations would not play this song llanwydd: absolutely true. some short people apparently complained Beet: I always felt a little weird about this song. Kind of an insult but Iliked the tune. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hadn't heard that ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cease: sounds like the Eagles backing Randy. Was that you, Joe Walsh? llanwydd: one article I read in a newspaper had the most typographic errors I have ever seen in one sentence Cease: Germany is a colony? Cease: reading a zippy comic on the "radio" is a different expereince than seeing it. Deputy Dang: Germany is a colon : y? llanwydd: something about a certain radio station's decision to "an the playing of the hig song, Shot People." llanwydd: I imagine some shot people have some reason to live llanwydd: wouldnt it be cool if phil stopped in tonight Bottles : Has he dropped in before? Cease: it's just randy's sense of humour. I mean, Sail Away promotes slavery. Do we really think Randy is pro slavery? llanwydd: yes he has Cease: long ago, bottles. Rufus_T_Firetween: of course Bottles : Naw, he's fulla sarcasm. He probably hates LA. Rufus_T_Firetween: He also has a song called Rednecks Cease: speaking of trees, is anyone else watchging new Attenborough series, gleen planet? Cease: Both eductional (about trees, et al) and beautiful llanwydd: I have not seen that Bottles : Is Rednecks the one that says Don't know their ass from a hole in the ground? ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits on the couch. llanwydd: hi elayne Cease: its on pbs now. 3 episodes thus far. Beet: Green Planet is great. Elayne: Evenin' all! And Happy birthday to Phil!!! Cease: Hi El! Bottles : Not the SAttenborough show = it's lovely. Deputy Dang: Don't know their hold from an ass on the ground. Deputy Dang: hole Beet: Hi, Miss Elayne. Bottles : Hi Elayne! Elayne: Heya Bottles, haven't seen you in awhile! Bottles : Yeah, I had a few tech problems jwith chat. it's all good now. Beet: Nice to have the ladies among us. Cease: is that like Jewish chat? Elayne: Glad to hear it, Bottles! Bottles : Jewish chat, Cease?? Cease: where is that lady who has been here a lotrecently? DJTweeny: Hey Elayne llanwydd: yeah, I cant type in hebrew either DJTweeny: and Happy 82nd Birthday Phil Proctor :) Beet: You have to start with the last word. Elayne: I think Hebrew typewriters were just coming in when I left yeshiva llanwydd: lol Bottles : YAY! Everybody buy Phil a drink! Elayne: Probably a lot easier now with computers, just copy and paste Cease: Amen to that
Elayne buys Phil any drink he likes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Beet: Catherwood get Phil a drink. ||||||||| Catherwood gets phil a drink. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “Where's My Fortune Cookie?” >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Cease: Lemon Ice Tea for me. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor’s Audio Book of his recent autobiography “Where's My Fortune Cookie?: My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory” is now available! >> https://tinyurl.com/y2k7ks5v Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/ Elayne: ברכות ליום הולדתך llanwydd: excellent! Elayne: That's "Happy Birthday" in Hebrew Beet: cool Cease: do you know that manhattan store, el? Elayne: Like I said, so much easier with copy-and-paste computer stuff Elayne: Sorry Cat, what Manhattan store? Cease: apparently a big centre for Phil's childhood Cease: Mott's Miniatures Cease: proc just referrect to it. Elayne: Oh, in the audio I'm not playing because I won't be here that long? ||||||||| Catherwood leads Not Ed into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. Not Ed: Pork? Cease: aha Cease: hi not Beet: Hey, Not ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Tweeny: allo Not Ed Tweeny: Phil Proctor at Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Proctor Elayne: Nope, never heard of it, but I never collected dolls Bottles : Hi Not Ed Not Ed:Tweeny! Tweeny: Phil's 82nd birthday is today :) Not Ed: Hey C & Beet to boot Not Ed: Bottles! Not Ed: Cheersz Elayne & llan Beet: White Rabbit Cease: a hive of b's Not Ed: Rufus! Elayne: HeyNotEd! Bottles : How goes it yall? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Not Ed: DDang darn! Not Ed: this is the Left place 2 B Not Ed: Yes happy birthday Philbert Procmer! Bottles : I could never understand the fascination of model trains. They just go around and around. Not Ed: lol Cease: i had. loved it. phil austin too Not Ed: that they do that they do etc. Cease: he later worked on the railroad. Not Ed: interesting C Bottles : I have a friend whose husband moved out, and left his massive train layout. Not Ed: oh wow Bottles : Takes up the whold attic. Cease: like phil's love of miniatures. building a little world you have control over is great for any kid. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Cease: very empowering. Beet: Some people would fill up entire cellars with train landscapes.
Not Ed proclaims Cat King of Infinite Space! Cease: this was my first play. stolen from disneyland Bottles : There was an Ace hardware in Berkeley with a half finished train layout in the front window. Never got finished. Not Ed: Shwink wrapt johan amadeus myjetski: i painted soldier figurines, for war gaming. Beet: The music is hypnotizing. Not Ed: Hey JAM Not Ed: I painted star trek ships and fantasy minis too Not Ed: yeah Beet it's trippy johan amadeus myjetski: hi Not! i'm in & out of chat tonight - fixing supper Cease: is it broken? Not Ed: ah fair enuf JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Proctor's page at the new FST web site >> Phil Proctor - https://firesigntheatre.com/phil-proctor ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! johan amadeus myjetski: lol, cease! it's a southern colloquilism to say 'fixing' to mean preparing to do anything Bottles : Is what broken, Cease? Cease: "if i had been more of a capitalist" applies to all firesign Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone edible joints. ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone edible joints. Cease: his dinner Bottles : Oh, right.. johan amadeus myjetski: i am 'fixing' supper, bottles Bottles : Great album, Surrealistic Pillow. Not Ed: Good stuph Cat Not Ed: Yeah B Tweeny: johan is fixin' to fix supper Not Ed: haha Beet: This is a very cool one, Cat. johan amadeus myjetski: is that the album with Lather? Cease: it was a lot of tun putting together this whole series. like swimming inside phiil's head for a few months Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah Bottles : No, Lather was on the next album ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Rufus_T_Firetween: and Somebody To Love ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Bottles : Crown of Creation Rufus_T_Firetween: Really? I thought that was Pillow Rufus_T_Firetween: Ah, right you are ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s DON'T CRUSH THAT PHIL 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' llanwydd: cool Not Ed: More more I'm still not satisfied! Cease: there are 14 of them, not. we're only on #3 here Not Ed: Yes! Not Ed: Ty Cat sir! Bottles : I looked up Ringball - isn't it the Mayan version of basketball sort of? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “DON'T CRUSH THAT PHIL” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Cease: sort of Rufus_T_Firetween: Not Ed ^^ - the collection is there Bottles : ..except they couldn't use their hands. Cease: from Short people to Dwarves. Not Ed: Phil P. narrates the Audible version of his auto-bio (honk honk!) Where's My Fortune Cookie? (My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory) - https://www.audible.com/pd/Wheres-My-Fortune-Cookie-Audiobook/1982699221 johan amadeus myjetski: loved the movie, never connected with the tv show Not Ed: are there "short dwarves"? Cease: yes, these collages are based on that. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Beet: M*A*S*H Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “Where's My Fortune Cookie?” >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor’s Audio Book of his recent autobiography “Where's My Fortune Cookie?: My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory” is now available! >> https://tinyurl.com/y2k7ks5v Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/ Not Ed: Yay Rufus! Deputy Dang: See?! Not Ed: this is paced very well ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Not Ed: cracking up here lol Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Proctor at Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Proctor Bottles : Yeah, great work, Cease! Cease: you see how easy it is to match phil's autobiography with other firesign stuff? Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Proctor's page at the new FST web site >> Phil Proctor - https://firesigntheatre.com/phil-proctor Deputy Dang: Is all that Marching to Shiboleth audio, or is there any associated video? ||||||||| It's 1:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: yeah, i often have trouble with pacing in my longer collages Bottles : Oh, not the dentist! I had an ordeal yesterday at the dentist. Deputy Dang: @Cease, yes; I was surprised how much of his words had such direct correlations to parts in the albums. (I only know them as albums, not plays or shows or etc). Bottles : The anesthesia was good though, once it kicked in. I'd eaten a CBD gummy before I went. Not Ed: Arlo still posts on Facebook. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Not Ed: Yummi gummi Cease: yeah, he's one of my "friends" Not Ed: yes? Rufus_T_Firetween: Hope the dentist did a good job Bottles Cease: did y'all see my facebook post this afternoon about the origin of "ant proof casters?" Bottles : Yeah Rufus, they fixed a filling that had come out. Cease: i just discovered it in a book i'm reading now, Life on the Rocks, about saving coral reefs Cease: that was from my last long play, Box of Time. Cease: new one in production now, with Tweeny and Llan, among many others. Bottles : Did you see the Jack Nicholson dental scene in Little shop of Horrors? Bottles : WC Fields had a great Dental scene too ||||||||| Catherwood leads Bunnyboy into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. Bunnyboy: Separate, but equal! Beet: Hey, Bunny. Bottles : Hi Bunnyboy ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Hey Bunny Cease: my parents had a reel to reel befofe i was born. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Cease: hi bunny ||||||||| zen cosmos tiptoes in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Not Ed: Bunny Bunnyboy: Different space, same place. Deputy Dang: As did Tim Conway and Harvey Corman. Cease: hi zen DJTweeny: It's Phil Proctor's 82nd birthday :) DJTweeny: Hi Zen Bottles : My 3rd grade teacher brought a wire recorder to class, Cease Beet: Hi, Zen. ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s FREE TIME WITH THE CAT MAN – FOOD 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Cease: they loved to play with the pronunciationof my last name. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cease: but then they loved to play with sounds, period Bottles : Oh,I remember that, Dang! Hilarious~ zen cosmos: I'm listening... Cease: this is from Austin's Daily Feed collection. we should listen to that soon Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s Free Time With The Cat Man broadcast “FOOD” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FREE_TIME Not Ed: Tanx Ruf ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Bunnyboy: Wow! FST.com is all fresh and stuff! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cease: Yeah Taylor and Proc's daughter have done a good job. Not Ed: 3 cheers for T & PD Bottles : Did Bergman ever do a solo LP? Not Ed: we wish Bottles : Or was his radio show enough to handle, I guess Beet: THE TIME IN ROMNEY IS 10 O'CLOCK ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-ln Cease: yes bottles. Rufus_T_Firetween: Starting in 2001, Peter Bergman wrote a thrice-weekly radio commentary for KPCC and other public radio stations. 15 of his sardonic observations on the news, and interviews with prominent (albeit imaginary) newsmakers, have been collected on the True Confessions of the Real World CD. "I have access to a lot of important people," Bergman notes, "like GOP marketing consultant Bleach Lincoln, super agent to the stars Buddy DeMorte, and Dr. Presley Coil, with the federal Department of Approximate Rocket Science. On the show they share their expertise on everything from Star Wars to Enron to the war on terror." Not Ed: Interesting Rufus_T_Firetween: As close as Bergman came to a 'solo album' ^^ Cease: they all did stuff like that. Cease: the daily feed, wihich began this collage, is austtin's radio bits just like pete's. Bottles : I think I heard some of his 2000-something RFO shows. Cease: pp and do have also done them too. Cease:http://radiofreeoz.com/ Cease: it's at this link, bottles Bottles : Cool Cease: 2010-2012 Bunnyboy: Gotta feed the fam. Cheers! Cease: by bun Bunnyboy: Stay cool, and dry, and well! Beet: See ya', Bunny. ||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bunnyboy?! It's 8:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Not Ed: Laterz! johan amadeus myjetski: nite, BB johan amadeus myjetski: chocolate & garlic, yuck! but i'll tell ya a flavor combo that *does* work: garlic & cinnamon... Bottles : Did he say Illinois Roosevelt? That's great. Cease: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Bottles : Maybe I just heard it funny Not Ed: haha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE WATER– Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/beforetheychangedthewater?rq=before%20they%20changed%20the%20water Not Ed: Spools in Face! Bottles : Drools in Space Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, screwed up the Fools In Space link :/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space Rufus_T_Firetween: Foods In Space?
Not Ed dribbles rather than drools. It's rather disgusting actually. Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Not Ed: I also pass. Not Ed: If you know what I mean. Not Ed: Cuz I don't.
Tweeny passes on that one ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bottles should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bottles enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Not Ed: (Tweeny is wise) Tweeny: wb Bottles Bottles: Thanks Tween, I just got on my other pooter Deputy Dang: lolol Deputy Dang: new kind of spell lolololol Beet: Some pooters are better than others. Deputy Dang: I really appreciate that great guy upstairs. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s Free Time With The Cat Man broadcast “FOOD” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FREE_TIME Deputy Dang: where can I acquire groat clusters? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Deputy Dang: preferably edible ones... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s play CAST at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#PLAYS Cease: any bird food store should have them Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone buttered groat clusters ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone buttered groat clusters. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Beet: Yum Rufus_T_Firetween: and for Bottles >> Check out SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Not Ed: Dee-lish Cease: that's Sapporeo beer. the first beer i had when i first went to japan. not bad Deputy Dang: 🖕 lol Cease: big red star on the bottle ithought it was chinese communist beer johan amadeus myjetski: ever had an australian beer called "tewes johan amadeus myjetski: '? Not Ed: I only drink Fitgers Cease: this one's for you, zen cosmos Deputy Dang: I had tewes while I was there, but that was ore than a dozen years ago. Beet: Om Om On The Range. Cease: and speaking of gary snyder, here's his most famous poem Cease: firesigns loved to perform it. johan amadeus myjetski: love ol' smokey the bear! Not Ed: A tall glass of hot meat? Cease: forgot to include that, not ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Deputy Dang: A hot glass of tall meat Not Ed: Hey yeah! johan amadeus myjetski: my moksha *is* smokey the bear Not Ed: lol DD Bottles: We went camping last weekend - saw NO wildlife whatsoever. Bottles: Kinda scary. Deputy Dang: ??? not even trees? Not Ed: Hey Firepeeps I have to head out - will you all take good care? I know you will! Cease: you're far from the fires, i hope Not Ed: thanks Tweeny & Ruf & Merlin 2 johan amadeus myjetski: nite, Not! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cease: will do, not. good to see you again Bottles: Oh yeah, a couple hundred miles from Yosemite. Beet: See you next week, Not. G'Nite. Not Ed: Cat your collages really blow my mind! : ) Deputy Dang: Next time, take some mushrooms... you'll see wildlife, regardless. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Not Ed: Later! Deputy Dang: I think I talk a lot about myself here. l-/ Bottles: Definitely take your advice, Deputy, Bottles: Bye Not Ed johan amadeus myjetski: if i can't look back, can i look sideways? Deputy Dang: You can look, but don't touch! Deputy Dang: Farewell Not Ed! Deputy Dang: I hope to see you or your twin again soon. Deputy Dang: How did that music (Je taime?) become so popular? Beet: Very sexy suggestive music. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s Free Time With The Cat Man broadcast “FOOD” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FREE_TIME johan amadeus myjetski: dave's not here Deputy Dang: No, man, I'm Da... oh, wait... you're right... Dave's not here. johan amadeus myjetski: lol,DD ||||||||| It's 2:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Deputy Dang: I saw a Youtue video recently of a local political "protest" where some who was definitely having a meth-o-something experience. It was funny if you can ignore her railing/going off to a 10yo girl who was there with her mom. Rufus_T_Firetween: I almost played Leg Of The Crow for the opener Deputy Dang: I don't think I'm familiar with that... Hmmm... I guess that means I'm _not_ familiar with that. Beet: I tried Vietnamese food once. Basically stir-fry. johan amadeus myjetski: i don't think, therefore i'm not... Beet: Lucky you. Rufus_T_Firetween: It's a bit from the Dear Friends radio series. Doc included it on his Dear Friends Too collection Deputy Dang: double plus good zen cosmos: Happy Birthday Mr. Proctor Beet: Amen. Rufus_T_Firetween: DD knows Newspeak Deputy Dang: Ah. I have the Dear Friends album, but not the radio shows. johan amadeus myjetski: good vietnamese is mostly fresh vegetables. a few dishes have chicken Rufus_T_Firetween: The radio shows are part of the Duke Of Madness Motors collection Cease: they're on the Duke of Madness Motors collection Cease: well worth the investment. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln Deputy Dang: Isn't there a song on Eat or Be Eaten? No... Fighting Clowns? called Oh Afghanistan? Deputy Dang: Right after the hot tub scene? Bottles: Sounds right. Cease: yep Rufus_T_Firetween: album_domm_300x412.png Duke of Madness Motors: The Complete "Dear Friends" Radio Era 1970-1972 (Paperback Book + DVD-ROM) - https://firesigntheatre.com/store/duke-of-madness-motors-the-complete-dear-friends-radio-era-1970-1972-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc?rq=duke%20of%20madness << new store link ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Deputy Dang: lol unkindest cut of all... Bottles: Thank you Tweeny and Cease! Rufus_T_Firetween: HAPPY 82ND BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR :-) Deputy Dang: I have the book and DVD ROM. Sadly, I don't have an active AV system, and my current laptops don't have cd/dvd support. Deputy Dang: Happy Birthday to everyone 81 or over! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: actually it is closed now. next week, new collage about the moon. johan amadeus myjetski: thanks all! Beet: Very enjoyable Thursday evening. Nice to see everyone. Fabulous collages, Dr Cease. Thanks for the leadership, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. Cease: Bye ||||||||| Bottles leaves to catch the 8:00 PM train to Hellmouth. Deputy Dang: I love you man! Cheers until next week, and then on and on and on. Cease: and on and on Cease: to the moon, alice's restaurant zen cosmos: adios Deputy Dang: gesundheit! ||||||||| Cease is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 8:00 PM. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Deputy Dang leaves to catch the 8:00 PM train to Funfun Town. ||||||||| Tweeny leaves at 8:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Hueypettoowy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Hueypettoowy: The bombay doors are open and swinging, baby! ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold ||||||||| JoeWalsh_ILBT - dead from the common cold ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| zen cosmos - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Bottles - dead from jaundice ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Hueypettoowy - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. ||||||||| llanwydd rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| It's 3:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| old computre - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Bottles
Bunnyboy
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
Hueypettoowy
JoeWalsh_ILBT
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
zen cosmos
