||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 07, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 07, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Tweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| "Hey Rufus_T_Firetween!" ... Rufus_T_Firetween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and DJTweeny waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. : test ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood enters with johan amadeus myjetski close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi johan ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: warm up music HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINGO STARR Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' johan amadeus myjetski: hi Rufus! DJTweeny: sizzling hot here, going to be 106 w/o the heat index on Sunday johan amadeus myjetski: we call it hot here, too, but it's mid-80s Rufus_T_Firetween: heh, sweater weather Rufus_T_Firetween: Ringo's birthday today johan amadeus myjetski: thre was a one minute youtube yesterday of ringo giving his world view for his birthday. love & peace, mostly. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. johan amadeus myjetski: hullo Cease! Cease: Hey all Cease: Got the sound Rufus_T_Firetween: allo Cease Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl johan amadeus myjetski: an old tibetan monk told me sound was consciousness... Cease: Ringo, eh? Spent a lot of time listening to Octopus's Garden for last week's collage johan amadeus myjetski: so, if you got sound, that's good. very goodindeed. Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah, Ringo's birthday is today Cease: something happened to my computer a while back and it's taken me awhile go get everything back on track, as it were ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Bottles coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Rufus_T_Firetween: glad you have it working again DJTweeny: Hi Bottles Cease: I'd rather have bottles infront of me than frontal lobobotimes ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's ModeratelyGinchie(MG), just back from Hellmouth." Cease: kind of a tom waits quote johan amadeus myjetski: greetings, Bottles! Cease: Hi MG DJTweeny: Hi Ginchie ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Hello everyone. Are newbies allowed? ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Hi! DJTweeny: absolutely! johan amadeus myjetski: warmly welcomed, MG! ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Cool ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Looks like fun DJTweeny: Come one come all... ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Was listening to Catherwood in the pool today ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to ModeratelyGinchie(MG) and inquires "Something I can help with?" ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Just roll a couple bombers and leave em on the table, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside ModeratelyGinchie(MG) and queries "Did you want something?" johan amadeus myjetski: none for me catherwood, i'm tired of waking up on the floor ||||||||| Catherwood fors johan amadeus myjetski i'm tired of waking up on the floor. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): LOL
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) lol ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Just found the merch link - lots I didn't know I could buy. Rufus_T_Firetween: Typing : at the beginning of a sentence in here is the same as typing /me in an IRC chat johan amadeus myjetski: i'd like to hear Ringo sing What a Wonderful World ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and morlog plummets into the garden at 8:00 PM. DJTweeny: aloha morlog morlog: hey there johan amadeus myjetski: hey morlog Cease: Morlog ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Catherwood do you have a watch? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 8:00 PM!" morlog: hey there Rufus_T_Firetween: This is from NPR 8/21/02 morlog: stupid andro8 browser ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Forgive me but... the links to the stream... are they live? I got a 30-second portion Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes, this is live ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Beet steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Rufus_T_Firetween: Listening to the 128k stream here and it's working fine Beet: Howdy, gang. DJTweeny: yo Beet johan amadeus myjetski: pulse... check, deep breath... yep i'm live! Cease: I'm thinking of putting all the mutt and smutts together. maybe in a week or 2, with the new (to me) stuff on Water Cease: Hey Beet Beet: Hi, Dr Tween DJTweeny: That'd be cool, Cease johan amadeus myjetski: greets, beet! Beet: Greetings, DSr Cease. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): I will try again. Thanks, Rufus Beet: Dr. ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Deputy Dang coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Got it johan amadeus myjetski: hi DD! Beet: Hey, JAM morlog: ha DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy morlog: ay question while im still sobe Cease: DD morlog: ahhhhhhh Deputy Dang: Howdy pardners! I apologize for not joining the chat for the last few weeks. DJTweeny: You're excused ;) DJTweeny: Hope everything's OK with you Beet: Howdy, Deputy ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" morlog: i have no pez ModeratelyGinchie(MG): I'm just ordering two of those now DJTweeny: kewl ModeratelyGinchie(MG): cool ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s BOOM DOT BUST 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Boom Dot Bust at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-rv' johan amadeus myjetski: Doom Bot Rust! ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanguidd inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: LLan llanguidd: good evening, dear friends Cease: I once had the script for this. Don't know what happened to it. johan amadeus myjetski: llan! ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Got a 503 Service Unavailable message when trying to order. Bummer. llanguidd: is this about the guy with the lewd nose: Rufus_T_Firetween: ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Got a 503 Service Unavailable message when trying to order. Bummer. << FST is migrating to a new web site, so a lot of the links posted here may no longer be valid. Try shopping at the new www.firesigntheatre.com site DJTweeny: Hey llan Beet: Hi, llan. Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll remind Doc Technical that the ads here need to be updated or removed ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Thanks Rufus but I went through there -- got to the purchase button button and received the 503 ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Will keep checking back - though if you have another link, let me know. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): thx
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) lol ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne gets out at 8:00 PM. DJTweeny: Hey Elayne Elayne: Evenin' all! Cease: Hi El johan amadeus myjetski: Hi El! Beet: Hey, Elayne. Elayne: Nice to see chatters new and old this evening!
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) waves
Elayne waves back morlog: hey there Elayne: I think Deng and morlog are also new(ish), yes? Rufus_T_Firetween: ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Thanks Rufus but I went through there -- got to the purchase button button and received the 503 << I've alerted Doc Tech, thanks for letting us know Elayne: Sorry, Dang, dang it! morlog: kind of Rufus_T_Firetween: morlog is a friend of mine from a music chat Elayne:Tween, is DocTech the one to alert any more if it has to do with the new site? Cease: If not Doc, who? ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Hey! The sale is going through this time! Cease: Maybe Proc's daughter. johan amadeus myjetski: Doctor Who?
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) crossing fingers DJTweeny: afaik El Elayne: Per DocTech's recent email to me, "Kristin Campbell and Taylor Jessen are taking the site reins." DJTweeny: He's in contact with them and has been working on the migration Elayne: Oh, that Kristin! Thanks Cat, I didn't put two and two together there. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Seems it was just a temprary glitch DJTweeny: Ah, then I will get with Taylor as well Cease: Yes. I have Taylor's address, not hers. He's usually pretty good at gettng back to me and sometimes he visits here
Elayne gives Tween a thumbs-up. DJTweeny: So it's working now MG? Cease: Austin sure could write good songs! ModeratelyGinchie(MG): It is, yes! Rufus_T_Firetween: OK, I'll let DocTech know ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Sent successfully. Cease: You purchase will be appreciated ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Cease: More great music from Austin. Cease: Great to see him getting jazzier later in his career Elayne: I had no idea David hated Weirdly Cool so much. I almost feel guilty for having that party when it came out. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Might go poor... there's a lot I still don't own. Elayne: I know the feeling, MG! Cease: You heard him complain about it? Yeah that was a surprise to me too. Elayne: Fortunately the internet makes it easier than ever to own stuff, and lots of stuff is still free! DJTweeny: Hey folks, the private message system doesn't seem to be working. I've altered DocTech Elayne:https://doctechnical.com/falafal/ ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Altered? B-roll booty? Elayne: Don't alter DocTech, I like him the way he is!
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) lol Elayne: I miss him, but That Darn Pandemic has still put paid to any plans to travel up CT-way to see him and Lili. Cease: Have so much Firstuff it needs to be in my will. Cease: When Dex died, his wfe called me to see if I wanted his Firestuff. DJTweeny: Dang apparently my PM didn't go to you. Just wanted to let you know I'm sorry about the situation. Elayne: I was just thinking that, Cat. I want to bequeath stuff, but that necessitates contemplating my own demise and I'm not quite ready to do that yet. Cease: We're at the point of updating the will me made 16 years ago. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Wow. Must be cool to own original stuff. Cease: One really can't bequeth stuff your own age Elayne: Well, NY baseball awaits. Mets shellacking their opposition, Yankees-Red Sox... well, let's just say (as I always do), not the final score. Elayne: Next week, all! ||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Bye Elayne Cease: Have fun, El. My team not so good ||||||||| morlog tiptoes in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Beet: G'Nite, Miss Elayne. Nice to see you. DJTweeny: wb morlog Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about BOOM DOT BUST at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln morlog : stupid android browser DJTweeny: those androids are none too smart Cease: but they dream of electric sheep DJTweeny: I use FIrefox, even on Android DJTweeny: *Firefox morlog : me too DJTweeny: ah, OK DJTweeny: haven't tried it with the chat morlog : on android it sucks Deputy Dang: I'm not an android, so how do I explain my dreams? Tweeny: heheh Deputy Dang: Shocking, I say! Showkcing! Tweeny: you dream of electric sheep? Deputy Dang: Well... sometimes... johan amadeus myjetski: aye, sheep, now there's an aminal! Cease: Ewe too Deputy Dang: Maybe it's the Dos Equines. morlog : i like goats better ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and androidtweeny sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cease: did a collage about goats Beet: I'm with Firefox also. Deputy Dang: I like goats butter. androidtweeny: hewwo ModeratelyGinchie(MG): <--- FF too Beet: hi, android. morlog : fire farter? Beet: gas explodes. androidtweeny: we'll see if I stay conneced morlog : hey there androidtweeny johan amadeus myjetski: only if you can afford it, beet... Beet: Eat some beans. morlog : its the typing and page refreh thats the issue on android ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Deputy Dang: I depends on the gas. Most combust, but many comboomdotcom. Deputy Dang: It Cease: stayed at that pyramid in vegas a few years ago. deilghtful place. johan amadeus myjetski: palinfrome gas? Deputy Dang: Luxor? Cease: yep ModeratelyGinchie(MG): did you shop at ankh pharoah's? androidtweeny: I have to make the type really huge to use the text box Deputy Dang: Yes, I had to zoom in to use my phone. That's why I don't usually chat when I'm on my phone. Rufus_T_Firetween: exactly Deputy Deputy Dang: I haven't looked at the code, but I'm guessing it could be made "mobile friendly" with some magical CSS. Beet: Making money from Evil. Has that ever been tried before? Cease: lol beet johan amadeus myjetski: that's not the question, beet, rather ask: has it been done successfully? Cease: i was at chat while out a few weeks ago. couldnt listen and chat at the same time. Rufus_T_Firetween: Deputy Dang: I haven't looked at the code, but I'm guessing it could be made "mobile friendly" with some magical CSS. << That would be up to Doc at this point, and he hugely busy with the new site. If someone wants to volunteer however... Cease: in fact, i couldnt listen at all. Rufus_T_Firetween: sux, Cease ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Rufus_T_Firetween: glad it's working now Cease: i'm on one of my home computers. i expect sound from them. the phone is too obscure to me to care about. Deputy Dang: Okay, I'll look at the rendered code to see what's there. Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl Cease: merchant of hamlet morlog : ive wanted to ask for the code so i can maybe fix it but i dont have a means to do so right now Cease: i'd like to see that. llanguidd: none dare call it evi.l..for if it Deputy Dang: One of the browsers has an option/setting where you can see how it renders on different devices. I used to teach it, back before the world ended. Rufus_T_Firetween: heh Rufus_T_Firetween: nice feature llanguidd: begin the begin is and RlE.M.song Deputy Dang: Ctrl+Shift+M on Firefox llanguidd: I mean REM johan amadeus myjetski: alas poor Guildenstern, i knew his well, horatio - good water Rufus_T_Firetween: haha llanguidd: the grass is always greener under the astrodome Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about BOOM DOT BUST at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" johan amadeus myjetski: but, uoi can't grow good hotdogs indoors johan amadeus myjetski: you, not oui Rufus_T_Firetween: from 2010 :) johan amadeus myjetski: exposed, rufus! Rufus_T_Firetween: "which mustard?" johan amadeus myjetski: brown... Rufus_T_Firetween: "It's important." johan amadeus myjetski: that's important johan amadeus myjetski: LOL! Deputy Dang: oui can't grow good hedgehogs indoors Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Yay johan amadeus myjetski: lol, DD!
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) claps johan amadeus myjetski: not even good hedgefunds ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – WWW.FIRESIGNTHEATRE.COM ** Now playing: from the DOMM Radio Hour Hour broadcast collection “WE'RE HAVING AUTHORIZED POSSESSED MOLLUSKS FOR DINNER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?' Deputy Dang: But if you're interested in growing mushrooms, I can share legal sources. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): I'm interested. If you can link publically.. would appreciate it. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: I'm not sure the new site has either of these yet, let me check... ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Wow, from my past KRLA. Cease: This is from their KPPC show. the KRLA show was 67. johan amadeus myjetski: japanese logger? Rufus_T_Firetween: Nope :( Neither of tonight's offerings are available yet at the new web site ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Just heard the call sign ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Oh ty! Rufus_T_Firetween: However, they do have several new offerings: Cease: the mushroom shows are from that. we play them here. new firesign product ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE WATER– Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/beforetheychangedthewater?rq=before%20they%20changed%20the%20water Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| androidtweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Cease: it did sound like the KRLA call sign. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Thx, Deputy Dang Deputy Dang: I only (re)learned tonight that they were on KMET in LA. KMET is where I discovered Dr Demento when I was in high school. Cease: yes i used to listen to that show on sunday mornings. i was a student of radio at USC at the time. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): I listened to it, too... also discovered Dr. Demento there... though friends in TN were listening too... syndicated. Deputy Dang: Back then, Weird Al Yankovic would play live in the studio. Cease: i only recorded their jack poet ads, not the shows, alas. the jack poet things have been endlessly re-issued, but the shows seem lost. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): I thought I saw the remaining members would come to Fox Theater in my hometime pre-Covid. Was that just a rumor? Deputy Dang: I lived in FL, but had a pen pal (remember those?) in LA who would put a tape recorder next to his radio and then send me cassette tapes. Cease: Weird Al was born in 59 so it's unlkely he was on dr demento in 68 johan amadeus myjetski: that's some class! ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Very cool. I have a nephew who is making a living off doing mix tape cassettes and selling them. Here's to mechanical royalties, again. Deputy Dang: These tapes were in the late 70s early 80s. Cease: i used to live in sapporo. great place. llanguidd: I didnt discover dr demento until 1973 llanguidd: wnew nyc Cease: this is the Berkely concert. Deputy Dang: MG what??? making a living??? ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: 74. Cease: this is an interesting mix. johan amadeus myjetski: if you haven't got what it takes, it takes what you got Cease: sounds like one of mine. ||||||||| Bottles rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" llanguidd: wondah why dey be called chappy knees ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bottles coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) lol Deputy Dang. Well, it's a sidegig Deputy Dang: I'm waiting for them to come out with Tetrahypercannabinol, so it doesn't make me so drowsy. Deputy Dang: But I suppose it will give me more dry mouth. :-/ Cease: Make butter, Dand. no dry mouth llanguidd: just make a pot of coffee with a coffee of pot Deputy Dang: Hmm... does that "work"? llanguidd: it can llanguidd: you would need to maked irish coffee Cease: i'm sliding on butter now. llanguidd: you lucky Canabian johan amadeus myjetski: anybody for half a cup of jamacian coffee? llanguidd: sure Deputy Dang: I'm thinking about the termperature needed to estherize (sp?) the active ingredient. It's significantly higher than 212F/100C. Deputy Dang: I mean, not moltenly more, but significantly. johan amadeus myjetski: Catherwood, give everyone half a cup of Jamacian coffee ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone half a cup of jamacian coffee. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llanguidd: esherize? does she swim? llanguidd: esther gets around Deputy Dang: Canabian, lol. Deputy Dang: that's what i'ze hear, too. Cease: we use that terrm a lot here. morlog : how about hawaiin coffee Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease would be a Canabian, ehh llanguidd: ever hear the expression Beester? Cease: there is a firesign character named Beester Rufus_T_Firetween: I hear Hawaiian coffee is quite tasty morlog johan amadeus myjetski: MauiWowie to go, please Cease: indeed, tween llanguidd: Beester is a strain of cannabis and also a British Columbian person johan amadeus myjetski: i did not know that, llan llanguidd: both grown in the same place ModeratelyGinchie(MG): I just thought they called British Columbian people 'wealthy' Rufus_T_Firetween: haha ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" llanguidd: lol Cease: lol, MG Cease: only the land owners johan amadeus myjetski: how can you grow twothings in the same place, when you're not anywhere at all? ModeratelyGinchie(MG): When I dream, I surf realty sites for BC Rufus_T_Firetween: "Cease's a lumberjack and he's OK...."
ModeratelyGinchie(MG) lol johan amadeus myjetski: lolol Cease: drugs didnt do nothing for me. meaning they did something. maybe everything. just not nothing Deputy Dang: I'm partial to warm weather, but I don't think that's going to be a problem in the near future. I should look into American expatriot procedures for Canabia. johan amadeus myjetski: very Zen, Cease ModeratelyGinchie(MG): <---has looked into it during prvious election ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." ModeratelyGinchie(MG): ABout $2K to apply Cease: i was born here so moving here has never been a problem for me. ModeratelyGinchie(MG): and best if you're bringing in a business ModeratelyGinchie(MG): even small business johan amadeus myjetski: DD, it takes 6 months to go through the procedure to expat to Canada. looked into it myself 3 years ago Cease: lots of yanks moved up during viet. actually, almost an equal number of canadians moved to the states. usually canucks move south for jobsa and weather ModeratelyGinchie(MG): In So Cal and the ground is very nearly lava... so, would love to go north Cease: Vancouver is well worth moving to. Cease: we had a heat dome end of june last year that was vancvouer suddenly bcomes death valley Deputy Dang: I've only been to Montreal for a day trip, and Niagara Falls for a different day trip. That makes me an almost-expert, right? ModeratelyGinchie(MG): a day tripper :smiles Cease: better Beatles song than proof of expertise, dang johan amadeus myjetski: higher ground takes on a whole new meaning... Deputy Dang: lol both of these days were before weed was legal, even in CA ||||||||| It's 2:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| morlog - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Is it dengue fever? ModeratelyGinchie(MG): Dinner calls... was fun. Thanks for being kind to the newbie! Cease: come visit us again. we're here every week Rufus_T_Firetween: We're here every Thursday :) Deputy Dang: Hve fun MG Beet: See ya, MG johan amadeus myjetski: nitey-nite, MG ||||||||| Bottles walks away to The Sitting Room. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! ||||||||| It's 2:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ModeratelyGinchie(MG) - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... johan amadeus myjetski: i'm going to fall out of chat now, thanks everyone! se ya next fire week! Cease: new collage next week, jam johan amadeus myjetski: looking forward Cease! Beet: Nite, JAM Cease: this is proctor being interviewed by a st, louis dj ||||||||| Zen Cosmos tiptoes in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Cease: just in time, zen DJTweeny: Hey Zen, a tad tardy tonight ;) Rufus_T_Firetween: BANNER: ** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign Beet: Hi, Zen. Deputy Dang: wb Zen! Cease: syncrhonistic appearenace here, zen Cease: zen Cease: this is one of my hour shows for firesign radio. Beet: This was fun. Thanks to all. See you next week. Cease: new collage next week Rufus_T_Firetween: and apparently was based on a FST DOMM file, as it had the same metadata :( Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Deputy Dang: Thank you all! I know I'm not always as chatty as I should be, but you're all important to me, and I'm glad when I'm here. Cheers! Cease: we're glad when you're here too, dang Rufus_T_Firetween: llan has suggested that we change this chat to Zoom DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cease: i dont think that would be any mroe successful than mvoing the day, tween. anyway, we'll speak anon ||||||||| Cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Cease exits at 8:00 PM. DJTweeny: Let's talk about it next week Deputy Dang: I'm not adverse to using Zoom. Deputy Dang: Okay. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from jaundice ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| KnoxPooley enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| It's 3:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanguidd - dead from The Plague ||||||||| morlog - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Around 8:00 PM, Tweeny walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
androidtweeny
Beet
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski
llanguidd
ModeratelyGinchie(MG)
morlog
morlog
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
