||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 02, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood leads Not Ed into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| It's 7:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 02, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Tweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com ** Currently playing: warm up music – JOHN LENNON-ROCK 'N' ROLL Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Cease enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Rufus_T_Firetween: allo Cease ||||||||| Catherwood ushers johan amadeus myjetski into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hey johan ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bot', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Cease: Finally got in. Cease: HBI Bot DJTweeny: Hi Bot johan amadeus myjetski: jola! ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' johan amadeus myjetski: greeets, bot Cease: John Lennon was good even when he wasn't. johan amadeus myjetski: met him in '74 ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Beet: Hi all. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: cool DJTweeny: Yo Beet Beet: Howdy,Dr Tween johan amadeus myjetski: camping on the beach in Bahia Honda, FL. in the keys. in the campsite next to us. ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bottles coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. johan amadeus myjetski: yoyo, beet! DJTweeny: wow Beet: Hey, Jam. Bottles: Love this album johan amadeus myjetski: hiyas, bottles! DJTweeny: Hi Bottles ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com ** Currently playing: Firesign on National Public Radio in 1980 THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Visit The New Firesign Theatre Web Site at >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/' Beet: Hello, Dr Cease. Bottles: Hey yal Beet: Hi, Bottles. johan amadeus myjetski: hi cease! Cease: hey bottles. you must be enthused about your Firesign show tonighrt, eh? Cease: Bottl3w is going to premiere a long lost firesign play tonight. Cease: bottles is kind of the whole idea of, passing it along. Cease: so they dont dissappear Beet: This is great news. Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease: Bottl3w is going to premiere a long lost firesign play tonight. << during your collage? Rufus_T_Firetween: Lili's play is next week Bottles: That's at https://kkrn.org/broadcasts/4309 Rufus_T_Firetween: ah OK Bottles: It's listenable at that link Bottles: But don't listen till Tweens show is over! Bottles: Not getting updated chat. Bottles: Am I all alone in this bus? Tweeny: working here Bottles: Oh goody. Beet: All good here. Bottles: Cat helped me on the play, providing some FT sound bites saying Here. Bottles: And supplying the Firesign script. Bottles: Because I didn't know about, being unrecorded on LP. Cease: Uh,helped.that's what i do, eh? Bottles: You made it possible, Cease! Cease: my idea was, the play has dissappeared but bottles and her actors coyuld recrewate it. Cease: they did Cease: i boughtr it into possibility, lili Bottles: Exactly. Never woulda been done if not for you! Cease: i resurrected the dead. what more can one do? Bottles: All I did was assemble it. Bottles: Carter wasn't a nutso. He was a legumo. Tweeny: lol @ 'legumo' The peanut farmer who was a nuclear engineer for the Navy? Bottles: Yes, this commentator called him a nutzo. Bottles: How many cups of coffee did these guys chug before these recordings? Cease: they drank a lot of brandy, i know that. Bottles: Amy Cart should run for prez. Bottles: Carter that is. DJTweeny: /me voted for Carter DJTweeny: in '76 Cease: I'm a canuck so never voted in US elections Cease: my basevball team the Torontoi Blue Jays are winning these days. I'm happy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES” at >> https://www.discogs.com/release/11871392-The-Firesign-Theatre-The-Cassette-Chronicles Bottles: So did I. But the hostage situation screwed it all up Beet: It's nice to have a winning baseball team. Rufus_T_Firetween: or ringball, for that matter Bottles: You need a Vancouver team. Bottles: A Vancouver rainfall team! Bottles: Dang smellcheck! Dumbbell team Bottles: Ring ball! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out PINK HOTEL at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-rv' Bottles: We have enough dumbbell teams. DJTweeny: This bit starts out the new Mushroom shows Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php DJTweeny: Laugh.com has apparently gone down, so FST has to find a new manufacturer/vendor for a bunch of their CDs Bottles: That might be a good cottage startup. Rufus_T_Firetween: new link >> ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc DJTweeny: It's going to take a while to get everything ironed out during the transition to the new site Beet: Sorry to hear about laugh.com. Made many purchases there. Bottles: Artunian. Where have I heard that name before? DJTweeny: Mark Time episodes, Bottles? Bottles: Maybe, or maybe he was a tunnler Bottles: Tunneler. DJTweeny: Prince Arcturis is what I was thinking of Tweeny: What a great soap opera parody Tweeny: one of my favorite FST bits :) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... llanwydd: good evening dear friends DJTweeny: Hey llan Beet: Hey, llan DJTweeny: just in time for Cat's new collage llanwydd: Cool llanwydd: I love pink hotel DJTweeny: me too Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net llanwydd: that soap opera parody is my fvorite part DJTweeny: it's excellent ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s SAINT FIRESIGN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' llanwydd: st firesign COOL llanwydd: same usual trouble with my audio llanwydd: dont know why the hell that happens Rufus_T_Firetween: ehhh :( Rufus_T_Firetween: the stream is working fine Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “SAINT FIRESIGN” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#jukebox llanwydd: managed to find saint firesign on tweens cat page llanwydd: sxe llanwydd: mkl, Cease: i hope y'all enjoy tihs llanwydd: gbhnjmoipk,ol[p.;[/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, it's posted Rufus_T_Firetween: gesundheit ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Bottles: Sometimes I have to reload the page.
Rufus_T_Firetween suspects llan has a cat llanwydd: lol llanwydd: I dont know if I am on the same part of the collage as everyone else Rufus_T_Firetween: I have chat friends who do and they often decide to help with the typing llanwydd: raze the level of the house is what I just heard Rufus_T_Firetween: It's about 27 minutes in now llan Rufus_T_Firetween: oops soory 13 Rufus_T_Firetween: *sorry Rufus_T_Firetween: I was looking at time left ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Rufus_T_Firetween: 14:30 now Rufus_T_Firetween: 16 now Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “SAINT FIRESIGN” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#jukebox Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Bottles: Cat's collages blend together. What a great road trip CD these would make as a Car collage marathon. Bottles: Cat collage I meant. Bottles: I just War spelled backwards is Raw. Bottles: Kinda makes you think. Rufus_T_Firetween: "Raw Raw Raw, that's the spirit..." Cease: hi bottles i hope you enjoy this Cease: bottles, youy and me can do good things, eh? Bottles: But don't think too hard..Don't want to blow a cerebellum. Bottles: Yes Cease. Cease: proimote today'd show, pleased, botgtles ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Bottles: Ha, Rufus, exactly. Cease: wil be on soon, eh? Bottles: Thoroughly enjoying it Cease. Cease: good, bottlles Cease: you know i spend all week creating these shows, eh? Rufus_T_Firetween: a good occupation Bottles: Perfection is time consuming. Beet: Hardest working man in show business. Rufus_T_Firetween: nice work, Cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out PINK HOTEL at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-rv' ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Beet: Enjoyed the services this evening. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for the usual excellent guiding us bozos, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| "Hey Cease!" ... Cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Bottles - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Bot - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Around 8:00 PM, Tweeny walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Cease
DJTweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
