A Firesign Chat
04/21/2022




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 21, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's Lulu, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lulu - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 3:00 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:00 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny falls out at 3:00 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music – HOWARD JONES-DREAM INTO ACTION
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||||||||| 3:00 PM: johan amadeus myjetski jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
DJTweeny: Hey johan
johan amadeus myjetski: Hey! love HoJo!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Kelraith inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hiya, Kel!
DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith
DJTweeny: you made it on time :)
Kelraith: escaped from work
DJTweeny: cool
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: hey
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Llan!
DJTweeny: Hey llan
llanwydd: hows everybody tonight
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies tween in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| tween leaves at 3:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's Tweeny, just back from Billville."
||||||||| Bottles sashays in at 3:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi Bottles
johan amadeus myjetski: tween makes the journey out & in
DJTweeny: Doing fine llan, and you?
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Bottles!
Bottles: Hey yall.
llanwydd: great, tween
llanwydd: howdy bottles
Kelraith: Howard Jones?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes, as the top of the chat screen says ;)
llanwydd: didnt he have a chain of hotels and some clam restaurants?
Kelraith: Nice
Rufus_T_Firetween: all orange and everything
llanwydd: lol
Kelraith: I think that was Howard Johnsons
johan amadeus myjetski: yeah, orange & anti-nlack,or something
johan amadeus myjetski: oh, no, that was Denny's.sorry!
llanwydd: lol
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's Cease, just back from Elmertown."
johan amadeus myjetski: hi Cease!
Bottles: Yo Cease
DJTweeny: allo Cease eh...
llanwydd: Hey C
Cease: aha. sound
Rufus_T_Firetween: BANNER: ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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Cease: you hasve good taste, tween
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
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||||||||| JZip enters at 3:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Have Jones's vinyl from the old days
Cease: i saved a lot of money by not having to pay for this problem solved
JZip: I don't actually have a goat. Don't tell Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to JZip and asks "Something I can help with?"
johan amadeus myjetski: JZ, yo!
Rufus_T_Firetween: good electronic pop from around 80, which goes well with Fighting Clowns
Cease: its great when yhou walk linto a repair shop and the person says, you can solvew thisw yourself, yo dont have to pay for this
DJTweeny: Hi JZip
johan amadeus myjetski: & if you did have a goat, you wouldn't have a hat.cos the goat ate it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: good to hear, Cease
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Evening, folks.
JZip: Hello, dear friends.
DJTweeny: Yo Beet
Cease: hey beet
Beet: Hello, Dr Tween
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi beet!
Beet: Evening, Dr Cease
JZip: That's why I don't have the goat. I'm fond of my hat.
Beet: Hi Mr. JAM
johan amadeus myjetski: lol!
Bottles: Hi Beet and Jzip
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 21, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Beet: Howdy Bottles.
Beet: Hi, Jzip.
johan amadeus myjetski: a long, strange trip
Rufus_T_Firetween: This is from Doc Technical's 'Dear Friends Too' compilation
Beet: Doc does a great job.
johan amadeus myjetski: a waff twack?
johan amadeus myjetski: said elmer phd
llanwydd: my computer froze
Beet: Hi, Llan and Kelraith. Just noticed you're here.
DJTweeny: /me gives llan's computer a blanket
llanwydd: lol
JZip me thinks it's :me
DJTweeny: 'tis
JZip me thought so
DJTweeny: I use IRC all the time
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's FIGHTING CLOWNS
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out FIGHTING CLOWNS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-rv
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JZip thinks so
Beet: Tune me up.
DJTweeny thanks JZip for pointing that out
JZip: Ah! THere's no me! And I'm not even on acid.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
llanwydd: the queen turned 96 today. I thinks thats pretty cool
JZip: From the laugh track to the laughter of the damned.
johan amadeus myjetski: this sounds distinctly Tom Waits-ish!
Bottles: Mingus would be 100
Bottles: Its his birthday today or tomorrow.
DJTweeny: It does, doesn't it?
JZip: Quite timely.
johan amadeus myjetski: Mingus is my fave jazzer
Beet: Mingus a force of nature. Happy birthday.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about FIGHTING CLOWNS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live
JZip: Russki Pow!
llanwydd: I would not have thought of tom waits
llanwydd: and I have herd this many times
Cease: hi new folks franh lebowitz has some funhjy tales of miingusl she used to work for his wife
Cease: i did a cou0le of collages aboyut thatr, as you can find in the archives, rigfht tweeny?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/
Bottles: Liebowitz is one of the women anywhere
johan amadeus myjetski: they shipped out in an hour? wow, we only shipped out in a ship...
Cease: lol
Bottles: Funniest is what I meant
Rufus_T_Firetween: 'A Franticle For Lebowitz' in 2 parts
Cease: she's great
Bottles: Happy doesn't sound too funny. Kinda wistful.
Cease: austin wanted to be a rock singer, and came pretty close
Cease: hi bottles.
Bottles: He was one. Austin sang country kinda stuff too
Bottles: Hi Cease.
llanwydd: he should have played on austin city limits
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cease: he's from fresno, country mujsic land in those days, 50s
Tweeny: Roller Maidens is full of great Austin country music parodies
Cease: it lis essenrtilal, trween
Cease: to the extent thatr where we come from deterkmines our art. reasly? does berman's humour derived from shake hieights?
johan amadeus myjetski: lose one for the gripper!
Cease: my humour coes from growing up in la and hearinbg firesing on the radio in the late 60s
llanwydd: my sense of humor is more than a little influenced by early george carlin
llanwydd: the earlier funny stuff
||||||||| 3:00 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
llanwydd: I am not quite as ribald, though
Cease: hey el
llanwydd: Hi E
Bottles: Rocky & Bullwinkle were my comedy influences
JZip waves
llanwydd: cool
Elayne: Happy belated 420, although I'm withlut supplies so I can't really celebrate. Even David Ossman scoffed at my situation today. :)
Bottles: Hello Elayne.
johan amadeus myjetski: my early sense of humor came from Capt. Kangaroo. Mr. Greejeans playing double bass like a guitar...
Elayne: Good to see you here, Bottles!
Beet: Hi, Elayne.
DJTweeny: Evenin' Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski: hi Elayne!
Elayne: Hey Beet, Jzip, Cat, Llan, JAM!
llanwydd: 420 is like any other day for me
Cease: any news, el?
Elayne: And of course TWEEN! Hope all's well, Kurt!
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Elayne: What could be news, Cat?
llanwydd: no news is...
johan amadeus myjetski: oh 420 the OTHER guy's birthday
Cease: you';re in news york city, if there's no news, make some p
Elayne: Recreational dispensaries opened up across the river, so wondering if I should travel to Paramus, make a purchase, and visit my dad's grave. Can I get more blasphemous?
llanwydd: whoever would have thought
Rufus_T_Firetween: Elayne: And of course TWEEN! Hope all's well, Kurt! << been having some back problems but much better today, hope you and yours are doing well :)
JZip: You can't get more blasphemous than Paraamus.
llanwydd: I grew up in nj when it was highly illegal
Elayne: Cat, I'm right at the edge of NYC, not going into the City Proper unless I can find me a dispensary or have a medical appointment (kinda the same thing really)
JZip: I mean, it rhymes.
Cease: yeash my daughter's grave is near the grocery store so we often visit
Elayne: With no mask mandates the COVID numbers will probably soar again, and I'm in a few vulnerable cohorts even double-vaxxed and boosted
Cease: i dont understand why people dont visit graves.
Elayne: I hear ya, Llan. Jersey Girl here as well. Went to Rutgers in the late '70s and everything.
llanwydd: you have a view of ft. lee out your window, elayne?
Cease: this is pretty sax
Elayne: They provide some people with peace, Cat, but for me it's just a bunch of skeletons underground
Cease: http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/
Bottles: I lucked out and helped a friend manicure, and got a nice supply
llanwydd: I took a few classes at morris county college
JZip: I don't visit my family's gravesites, but I do drop in on a couple of historical figures, or did when I lived near that cemetery.
Elayne: Llen, I'm well away from the Hudson, I'd have to travel across the street then all the way to the base of Mount Saint Vincent College (which I did a couple months ago when I gave blood) to see the river.
llanwydd: aha
Cease: when i visit bit's grave, i feel in contact with an otherwise hidden part of mind that was her fasther for 19 years
Elayne: The view out of my windows are of houses surrounding ours, a few in Yonkers and most in the Bronx.
Elayne: I'm glad that gives you comfort, Cat.
||||||||| George Leroy enters at 3:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
johan amadeus myjetski: i used to visit a graveyard in memphis that was filled with yellow fever epidemic victims from the 1820s
Cease: i remembre the view from your window, el
llanwydd: not very familiar with the bronx, except the zoo
Bottles: Hi George
Elayne: I'm about a 15-minute car ride from the Zoo, Llan. Robin never wants to go again, but I love it.
Beet: My peeps are in Texas and Arlington cemetary.
George Leroy: Greetings Earthlings!
Elayne: And of course the NY Botanical Garden right next to the Zoo, I love me some Garden.
Beet: Hey, George.
llanwydd: I had a couple ofgreat grandparents who had a farm in the bronx. can you imagine
Elayne: Hello George
Bottles: Speak for yourself George.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hey Geirge!
Elayne: Oh sure, Llan, where I live was definitely farmland a couple generations before mine
Bottles: I'm an earthling in name only
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
johan amadeus myjetski: i'm more an earthoid, meseelf
Rufus_T_Firetween is a humanling
Elayne: I'm just an old Jew bur I'm told I contain multitudes, so I'm assuming Earthoid is one of them
llanwydd: I'm an earth sign
||||||||| Zen Cosmos steals in around 3:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
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Elayne: Evenin' Zen C!
llanwydd: extravirgo
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Z Cosmo!
DJTweeny: Hi Zen
Beet: Hi, Zen
Elayne: Allergies done me in, I'm outta here this week. Stay safe, all.
||||||||| "3:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Beet: Nice to see you, Elayne. G'Nite.
johan amadeus myjetski: Nite Elayne!
Bottles: When do the clowns start fighting?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about FIGHTING CLOWNS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** “Fighting Clowns Of Hollywood: A Memoir” by David Ossman - http://www.bearmanormedia.com/fighting-clowns-of-hollywood-a-memoir-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/fighting-clowns-of-hollywood
Bottles: I'm an earthling in name only
llanwydd: violent juvenile freaks
johan amadeus myjetski: i can't help thinking that a FST / Weird Al collaboration would have been awesome!
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
llanwydd: weird al as nick danger
Cease: but it's a really nice name, bottles
Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll bet Weird Al could do a great Nick Danger parody
llanwydd: sure
Bottles: Yes it is. I just lost my aidio.
llanwydd: aidio sounds like a japanese island
Bottles: Got it back.
johan amadeus myjetski: "Livin' in a Danger Paradise"
Bottles: It's a conjunction of audio and radio.
llanwydd: be back in about 20
Bottles: Did anyone see the Reno 911 when like 20circus clowns in a VW sufficated waiting to go on?
Rufus_T_Firetween: yipes, nope
johan amadeus myjetski: scary clowns...
Bottles: I don't think it made it in tv.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
johan amadeus myjetski: scary bozos...
Zen Cosmos: Afghanistan, Irag, Iran, Syria...they were prescient...
Rufus_T_Firetween: This was released as a single, and included as a bonus track on the CD release
Bottles: Did it sell Rufus? Other than in Georgia?
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha, no idea
JZip: I think I still have that single.
Rufus_T_Firetween: cool
Bottles: Yes! Amy for president.
johan amadeus myjetski: Carter was a nukier physicist
Cease: forget the enthlusiasml of the carrter adminstrartion. i was livling in japan in those days
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
FIREMUSIC
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/
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Cease: actually ilts 9 years old
Beet: Oh, good.
Bottles: Yay.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s FST FREE TIME WITH THE CAT MAN broadcasts at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: Ah, I need to move this from the Collages section to the Catman section in the archive
johan amadeus myjetski: dropping out of chat for a bit, but continuing to listen
Bottles: Sounds like Gilbert & Sullivan.
Cease: you do, tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: 'tis, Bottles
Cease: this is yong proc singing bergman's lyrics lin a yale play, 1960
Cease: beforfe yes bottles, but this is bergman and proctor
Bottles: This recording was made way back in 1960?
Cease: it was austin[s idea to call this Fee Time with the Catman. Not my choice, but it was ihs rasdio station
Cease: yep
Rufus_T_Firetween: for now >> ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “FIREMUSIC” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES
Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll take care of moving it tomorrow
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
Bottles: The Cape of Good Dope?
Bottles: Sounded like that.
johan amadeus myjetski: the university of whales
johan amadeus myjetski: thought he said cape of good rope
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Cease: the mushroom plays are saturated with cannabis references, theuir audience expecrted it
Bottles: He did, Johan, but he meant dope. I mean, you know where rope comes from.
Bottles: They used to make rope from hemp.
johan amadeus myjetski: because rope was made of hemp, rope was a codeword for dope for a while there
Bottles: It still grows wild in the ditches across the midwest.
Bottles: We called it ditchweed.
Kelraith: ?
Cease: b mitchell reid was a fountain of great stories
llanwydd: amazing! I was sure this computer would be frozen by the time I got back
Cease: i was lucky to be getting into radio just when it was exploding as a culturual force, lae 60s
llanwydd: I did that in the 90s
llanwydd: I played oldies and read the news
llanwydd: were you on am or fm, cat?
Cease: both
Kelraith: Is am still around?
Beet: I never understood why girls wshed their hands BEFORE wee wee.
Cease: now i';nm streaming on radio free dishnuts. things are looking up
llanwydd: I did both as well
llanwydd: cool
Rufus_T_Firetween: Did you speak in English or Japanese, Cat?
Cease: beetg, i think that's a secret only women know.
Beet: I can buy that.
Cease: i lived in japan for a long time so i speak some japnanese
Rufus_T_Firetween: I was wondering about during broadcasting
Rufus_T_Firetween: when you were in Japan
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Not Ed disembarks at 3:00 PM.
DJTweeny: Hey Not Ed
Not Ed: Pork?
Beet: Howdy Not Ed.
Cease: i just re read The Cryihng of Lot 49, if youyhaven't read it, please do. it's about a paralelle secret world lin a postal system sounds likje paranoid sciece fiction but actrualyl a profound diessction of reality. early 60s
Not Ed: Hi Tweeny
Cease: hewy not whynot
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “FIREMUSIC” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES
Not Ed: Good 2 C U Beet
Not Ed: Hey C
Not Ed: Yo JAM
Not Ed: llan!
Not Ed: Kel, Bottles, Rufus (!)
Not Ed: Ty for entertainment C
Bottles: Cease, our library didn't have that Pynchon book.
llanwydd: howdy Not
||||||||| It's 10:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| George Leroy - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Not Ed: hey
Rufus_T_Firetween: So Cease, Ossman said they might be interested in putting together an offical Firesign Music release?
Cease: they need a new librarian. i've read that book more thsn 50 times
Not Ed: That would be so fine
Cease: no tween. dont expect too much from taylor. he has enought on ihs firesign plaste
Rufus_T_Firetween: OK
Bottles: Rufus I think I heard that Ossman's release is music by his son?
Cease: let's, the few of us here, calculatre how much of a market thhere would be for a poduct thatr when require a great deal of taylor's time?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Rufus_T_Firetween: Ossman's son ^^
Not Ed: I love this cut
Not Ed: I'm SO in the mood for this stuff C
Cease: this was a particularly productive tine for firesign music productivity
Cease: good, not
Kelraith: gnight... love to sty and listen but ive been up about 20 hours straight
Not Ed: best, Kel
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| JZip - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cease: by zippie
Cease: by jammy
Cease: by kel
Beet: See ya Kelraith
Cease: austin at his country best
Not Ed: he's great!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Not Ed: I can just see him playing that Gibson acoustic he had
Not Ed: Hummingbird
Cease: proc on this and the guys in general are were relentlessly crative
Cease: i remember playihg this for my daughter in the mid 8
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a joint the size of a tuna boat
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a joint the size of a tuna boat.
Cease: 90s. she was not impressed
Not Ed: this is great lol
llanwydd: thanks cathy
llanwydd: just roll a bomber and leave it on the wharf
Not Ed: Bergman was/is my anti-Corp guru.
Cease: inhdeed, not
llanwydd: gee,you are, you.
Not Ed: lol
Not Ed: L Ron or Enron?
Beet: This so cool.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Great stuff, Cat :)
Not Ed: indeedy
llanwydd: elrond
Not Ed: Welcome to Rivendell Mr. Anderson
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
COUSINS
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/
'
Cease: this is my Cousins collage
Not Ed: I had a crush on Patty
Rufus_T_Firetween: I remember the show
Bottles: Not Cathy, Not Ed?
Cease: thius is one of the funniest things iv'e ever head
Cease: the way the joke is exgtendedd, sheerbrillliancds
Bottles: My cousin Eileen and I tried to do the Patty Duke on my toy tape recorder many years ago.
Cease: identiical opec oil ministers
Not Ed: lol right Bottles
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign
'
Bottles: It was wretched, of course.
Not Ed: was it Patty and Cathy? been a while
llanwydd: I bet thats where most of us began our recording careers
Not Ed: tanx Bots
Rufus_T_Firetween: Thanks Cat
Not Ed: good show good time good folks!
Not Ed: ty Cat
Beet: This was a great Thursday. Thanks to everyone. Loved the musical collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for the guidance Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
llanwydd: unless you are old enough to have started on reel to reeel, which was before my time
llanwydd: Nite Beet
Not Ed: Cat should produce the firesign music collection official!
Not Ed: Thanks Tweeny & Rufus * Merls 2
llanwydd: great stuff, cat!
Cease: well,i'mn audtioning for that now, not
Not Ed: Nite nite all!
Not Ed: Excellent
Bottles: That's what I had Ilan, with 3 inch reels. It was pathetic, but it worked.
llanwydd: auditioning? let me know when
Cease: we do what we can
llanwydd: thanks cat and tween
Bottles: Thank you for inviting us Kurt!
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 3:00 PM, Cease runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
llanwydd: nite everybody
||||||||| llanwydd rushes off, saying "3:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Kelraith - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Bottles - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
George Leroy
johan amadeus myjetski
JZip
Kelraith
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
Zen Cosmos
URL References:
http://dishnuts.net
http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES
http://kurtericson.net/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
http://www.bearmanormedia.com/fighting-clowns-of-hollywood-a-memoir-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-rv
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.net/firesign
http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/
http://www.seemreal.com
https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/fighting-clowns-of-hollywood
https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live
https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber



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