Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
03/24/2022

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 24, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 3:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "3:00 PM? 3:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| 3:00 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music – STEELEYE SPAN-TEN MAN MOP
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 3:00 PM, dragging Cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: allo Cease eh
Rufus_T_Firetween: How are things in Van?
Rufus_T_Firetween: We're getting into the 80sF in the coming days
Rufus_T_Firetween: Spring has Sprung
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cease phone in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hello phone
Rufus_T_Firetween: got the stream?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts other computer in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Rufus_T_Firetween: hello other
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's Lulu, just back from California."
other computer: still cant access audio for this chat from new computer so i'm using old one. will also try phone
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Lulu
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
||||||||| Lulu2 tiptoes in around 3:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Rufus_T_Firetween: 2 Lulus
Lulu2: H i. Had to come in again to be on 2 pooters.
Cease: phone says live broadcast but i get no sound from it.nor can i find volume control
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and johan amadeus myjetski plummets into the garden at 3:00 PM.
Cease: one is a candy mint
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey johan
Rufus_T_Firetween: mmmmmm mint
johan amadeus myjetski: love maddy pryor & steeleye span
Rufus_T_Firetween: buy a Mac and end the misery Cat ;)
johan amadeus myjetski: hey everybody!
Rufus_T_Firetween: saw them live in D.C. on the Rocket Cottage tour :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: great band
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:00 PM and Phone bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Rufus_T_Firetween: allo Phone
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
johan amadeus myjetski: Phonie!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Deputy Dang plummets into the garden at 3:00 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 24, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi DD!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Howdy Deputy
Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from Firesign Theatre's LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - “SESAME MUCHO”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check out THE MUSHROOM PLAYS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio'
Cease: hi all
||||||||| Lili bounds in at 3:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
johan amadeus myjetski: hi
Lili: Don't ask.
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
johan amadeus myjetski: Lili
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's morlog, just back from Billville."
Lulu2: This is a birch on my tablet.
morlog: hey there
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey morlog
morlog: its the names at the top that mess up the android browser
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
morlog: have to have them in view to keep it from jumping
Rufus_T_Firetween: It's a custom-built chat morlog
morlog: I know
morlog: something i discovered on my phones browser
Rufus_T_Firetween: might try a different browser
Lulu2: And I can't get audio at all on it or my phone.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ehhh
Rufus_T_Firetween: The stream is working fine :/
Lulu2: Yeah it's android.
johan amadeus myjetski: L. Seed
Cease: on the tuesday show i could hear but not chat
johan amadeus myjetski: Ann Droid, Lili?
Rufus_T_Firetween: thanks, let me take a look
Lulu2: Yeah that Danny Ann Droyd
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's Tweeny, just back from Funfun Town."
Lulu2: Jesus it won't even say damn?
johan amadeus myjetski: with some production values, this could have been Electrician, vol @
johan amadeus myjetski: vol2
johan amadeus myjetski: Lol, lili!
Lulu2: Happy spring house all!
Lulu2: Yous
||||||||| It's 9:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lulu - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Cease phone - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Lulu2: It doesn't like Brooklynese either??
Rufus_T_Firetween: Happy Spring Lulu
johan amadeus myjetski: yous guys
Lulu2: Dead from the fiddlers?? What's that mean?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Lulu2: It's already 80 degrees here.
johan amadeus myjetski: old king cole had his fiddlers three
Lulu2: 2seasons here, rain and smoke.
johan amadeus myjetski: frank zappa had his Grand Wazoo
Cease: great tune
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: KEN JONES INTERVIEW WITH THE FIRESIGN THEATRE
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out KBOO-Mr. Jones's Neighborhood at >> https://kboo.fm/program/mr-joness-neighborhood'
johan amadeus myjetski: seriously, they should have promised the sound guy half a key, & this'd be Electrician vol 2!
johan amadeus myjetski: i hear a tardis!
morlog: Oh boy, ticket to hawaii is getting bought tomorrow
Cease: thats how bergmad got his start. pitcfhing on a kpfk fund raiser in the simmer of 66
Rufus_T_Firetween: very cool, morlog :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: hope it's fun
Rufus_T_Firetween: surf a wave for me
morlog: me too
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Lulu inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
morlog: sure will
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
morlog: may be leaving next week
Not Ed: Porque?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Ed
Cease: hi not
morlog: on thurseday
johan amadeus myjetski: hello, Not!
Lulu: Whereabouts in Hawaii, Morelog?
Not Ed: Hey JAM
morlog: the main island to start
Not Ed: Hey Rufus & Cease
morlog: i want to see as much as they will let me
Not Ed: DDang still here
johan amadeus myjetski: is that Oahu or the big island, morlog?
morlog: the big island
morlog: i dont know much about hawaii
Lulu: I hear the big island is great.
morlog: yeah, I want to check outy the garden island
morlog: not sure if its open though
Tweeny: Hawaii - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii
johan amadeus myjetski: if you're into sightseeing, there's a canyon on Kauai that looks like the grand canyon but it's much smaller of course, but a spectaculr sight
morlog: cool
johan amadeus myjetski: it's called Wiamaia canyon
morlog: I'm going to have a bike and backpacking gear when I get there
Not Ed likes Hawaii
Tweeny: One of our RFD DJs is from Hawaii, she plays great music on Fridays
Cease: that's Me
morlog: cool
Tweeny: sounds like a cool adventure morlog :)
morlog: yeah
Lulu: Wiamaia bay is a surfing destination, isn't it? surfin USA mentioned it.
morlog: ive never tried surfing
Lulu: Me neither.
johan amadeus myjetski: i think that was Hanauma bay, on Oahu, i went snorkeling there in 86
Rufus_T_Firetween: One thing I've heard about Hawaii is that it's incredibly expensive
johan amadeus myjetski: i didn't try to surf either, but snorkeled a lot
johan amadeus myjetski: Rufus, you are joking. incredibly expensive. there are two prices for almost everything. one for tourists, one for kaaminas, or locals
Rufus_T_Firetween: I've snorkeled in the Yucatan in Mexico, was much fun
Rufus_T_Firetween: the water in the Caribbean was so clear
johan amadeus myjetski: you're NOT joking Rufus. sorry . I'm from the Slow Typists of America
morlog: I snorkeled off of conzumel
morlog: and puerta viarta
Rufus_T_Firetween: Could be, johan
Rufus_T_Firetween: Like I said, that's what I 'heard'
morlog: its incredibly expensive everywhere now
morlog: average rent in austin is almost double my income
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
morlog: would rather be poor in paradise
johan amadeus myjetski: the few people i know who fell in love with Hawaii & moved there, all wanted to come home a few years later & found it too costly to try to leave
morlog: im on ssi and own next to nothing
Rufus_T_Firetween: Oh yeah, Austin real estate has gotten hugely expensive, but still cheaper than NY or Cal which is why all the techies are moving here including Elon Musk
morlog: if things dont work out i pack my carry on bag and get a plane ticket back
morlog: would only be stuck a month at the most
||||||||| It's 9:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lulu2 - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Lili - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
morlog: besides that my friend thats getting me the ticket there said they would get me one back
johan amadeus myjetski: it's so expensice just tolive that you can't afford the ticket home
Rufus_T_Firetween: sounds like a fun adventure morlog, and no pedaling invloved ;)
Not Ed: sorry was eating foods - great interview - hey Tweeny
Not Ed: cheers Lulu & morlog
Rufus_T_Firetween: Thank Cat for these Not Ed
Lulu: You can't rent a grass shaack anymore, eh?
Not Ed: Cat-man thank you!
Rufus_T_Firetween: I just play Cat's playlists :)
Lulu: Cheers Not Ed.
Not Ed: A sure bet
Cease: this guy is already quite knowledgeable about fireisng
Lulu: Hey Cease!
Cease: hey lulu
Not Ed: this is a great point
||||||||| "3:00 PM? 3:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Adzak should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Adzak enters and sits on the divan.
Not Ed: Waz real Adz
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Adzak
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about The Firesign Theatre Radio Hour at KBOO Radio at >> https://kboo.fm/program/firesign-theatre-radio-hour
Cease: Proc is great at plugging his book
Cease: Hhi Adzak
Not Ed: Good pitch man
Not Ed: I'd buy a used car from Phil P
Cease: another great radio voice
Not Ed: Yay Taylor
Cease: ken jones
Not Ed: I've had the honor of meeting and interacting with Taylor and a finer man never breathed
Cease: i was gonna cut alll this but tween figured we'd have enough time
Not Ed: true! : )
Cease: indeed, not.
Cease: firesign lucky to have him.
Not Ed: truly
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net
Not Ed: don't break that station!
Lulu: You can almost smell the monoxide coming from Ralph Spoilsport.
Not Ed: haha
Not Ed: it smells like....victory?
Lulu: Or money.
Lulu: Dirty money.
Not Ed: Dark money
Lulu: Needs laundering.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Not Ed: And fluffing!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a plate of meatless hot creatures and a pack of Camels
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a plate of meatless hot creatures and a pack of camels.
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Lulu: I wonder if the Moby Dick bit he mentioned ever got recorded.
Not Ed: Land shark
||||||||| morlog departs at 3:00 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
johan amadeus myjetski: i'm breaking off chat for my plate of meatless bbq creatures. il...wil... return....l
Not Ed: Whoops wrong comedy group
Not Ed: later meatless JAM
Cease: 20 Years Behind tghe Whale. We lisened to it recently
Not Ed: Cool
Lulu: Was it on Mushroom, Cease?
Cease: yes
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Lulu: Oh here we go, the Tunnel reference.
Cease: turns into an opera at the end
Lulu: Did they ever make it ti Fresno?
Cease: via the tunnel?
Lulu: Yes, after the play ended.
Cease: you're the director, lulu. you decide.
Lulu: That would be part 2 I guess.
Lulu: I considered it.
Cease: he just mentioned sthey wrotre tunnel to practice their accents.
Lulu: Oh, crumb, accents aren't our strong point.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Musk has installed Starlink station in Ukraine
Rufus_T_Firetween: *stations
Cease: that can work too. we didnt know that wil we heard this interview
Lulu: What's Starlight, Rufus?
Cease: until
Tweeny: Starlink - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlink
Lulu: I mean Starlink
Tweeny: Elon Musk's satellite internet sysem
Lulu: Oh ok thnx
Not Ed: Ossman is just great here
Tweeny: *system
Cease: he has been talking about this forever
Lulu: Tirebiter ran for VP
Lulu: ??
Lulu: That sounds familiar.
Cease: 76. there may be campaign footage on youtube
||||||||| It's 10:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Adzak - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Lulu: Too much coffee here.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Why The Smothers Brothers got cancelled
Rufus_T_Firetween: getting a bit too real politically
Rufus_T_Firetween: and no doubt that TV didn't want to touch FST with a 10-foot pole
Cease: indeed
Lulu: Can you imagine Bergman as a news anchor?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Would rival SNL's Weekend Update
Lulu: Fer sure.
Not Ed: ossman rolls
Not Ed: Funny stuff and lore
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Not Ed: Firesign didn't appear on TV-- TV appeared on Firesign
Not Ed: hehee
Not Ed: The channel switch!
Not Ed: yes
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a bag of hard-boiled eggs and nuts
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a bag of hard-boiled eggs and nuts.
||||||||| "3:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Deputy Dang, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Cease: they were ready to meet and the cultural time was right
Not Ed: we are all Fire-lucky
Lulu: They said 1967s Mushroom was between 1st and 2nd LPs. I thought Electrician was in 1968?
Cease: in that sense we are.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cease: electrician was written in the summer of 67 and released as a recorxd in early 68. the mushroom plays were wrttien from hallloween, 67 til mid jan.
Lulu: Oh OK.
Cease: does this sound like your station, lulu?
Lulu: Sort of, but we're smalltown, not as slick.
Cease: i think you should have used my shorter version, tween. but ken deserves his promotion
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Ken Jones of KBOO Radio's
“TALKING OVER EACH OTHER”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out KBOO-Mr. Jones's Neighborhood at >> https://kboo.fm/program/mr-joness-neighborhood'
Cease: yeah, portalnd is the nearest big ciity to you. or are more bay-area
Lulu: Good job, Cease!
Lulu: Sacramento is a little closer. Capitol public radio.
Cease: you bought the pharmeceuticals.
Lulu: Around her its farm-o-pseudicals
Cease: my man jose andres is on cnn, feeding ukrainians
Lulu: Jefferson Public Radio is big here, out of Ashland I think.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Not Ed: Cheech & Chong haha
Cease: lulu, did i send you that new yorker article about the ukrainain radio station?
Not Ed: Arf
Lulu: And Chico State has a good station.
Not Ed: Yay Chico
Lulu: I don't think so, Cease.
Not Ed: aRT oF THe iNSaNe
Cease: will do
Lulu: I wonder what year this is from?
Not Ed: Jesus on a locomotive - I'd buy that for a dollar
Lulu: Cause I hear Bergman?
Not Ed: Isn't that a scene in Johnny Got His Gun?
Not Ed: Sutherland
Cease: well the broadcast is dec 2011 but austin wrote this at least a decade earlier.
Cease: did it on the fools in space series, 2001
Cease: i now the book not the flick.
Cease: i read that book on a plane from honolulu to tokyo, my first trip to japan in aug, 1971
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Not Ed: great book
Not Ed: good film too
Not Ed: sutherland plays Christ in the film
Cease: i may have seen it.
Not Ed: Yeah I bet you have
Not Ed: I rem we saw it in 8th grade as a social studies field trip --dig that! (different times) had to get a note signed by parents - most signed, np
Cease: wow
Lulu: Shit. They'll censor that from schools for sure.
Cease: i was in 8th grade when jfk was killed
Not Ed: wow amazing - I was in 1st grade (same age as John-John)
Lulu: American history will make JFK have died from natural cause. War is fun, kids!
Not Ed: truly Lulu
Not Ed: truly 2x Lulu
Cease: like the firesing play they just referred to. jfk killed himself
Lulu: Whoa.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about The Firesign Theatre Radio Hour at KBOO Radio at >> https://kboo.fm/program/firesign-theatre-radio-hour
Lulu: How long did they run at KBOo?
Lulu: Gotta catch my buddy's show, just started.
Lulu: Sayorara.
Cease: by lulu
Cease: no one loses from not hearing this
Cease: therde's almost an hour of the rest of this. it would be hard to play anything else
Not Ed: I'd rather C# than B flat
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign'
Not Ed: Is that it? Is that all there is?
Not Ed: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a gentle nudge doorward
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a gentle nudge doorward.
Cease: always fun
Not Ed: always
Not Ed: Bbye peoples! Stay groovy and keep 'em flying!
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lulu - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phone - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Cease - dead from the yaws
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Covid 19
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| other computer - dead from The Plague
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from Covid 19
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'johan amadeus myjetski', just granted probation at 3:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
Lili
Lulu2
Lulu
morlog
Not Ed
other computer
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny

URL References:
http://dishnuts.net
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.net/firesign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlink
https://kboo.fm/program/firesign-theatre-radio-hour
https://kboo.fm/program/mr-joness-neighborhood