||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 03, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 3:00 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 3:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers DJTweeny into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 3:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| 3:00 PM: johan amadeus myjetski jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" johan amadeus myjetski: get it on Catherwood - bang a gong! ||||||||| Catherwood gets it on - bang a gong. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hey johan ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – STEPPENWOLF Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Lulu waltzes in at 3:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Rufus_T_Firetween: lol johan ||||||||| 3:00 PM: piercedwater jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" johan amadeus myjetski: Hi DJT , Rufus, Lulu! johan amadeus myjetski: Had a blast tueday - thanks again! Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey piercedwater, welcome to our little soirée Lulu: Hi yall piercedwater: thanks! Rufus_T_Firetween: The chatters make it fun, johan :) Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Lulu johan amadeus myjetski: hi pierced h2o piercedwater: haha old nick that stuck DJTweeny: Mizz Lulu is busy these days. Please feel free to post the links to your shows here johan amadeus myjetski: heard that the leader of Steppemwolf jumped the berlin wall from the east as a teen DJTweeny: hah, hadn't heard that one piercedwater: same. havent listened to them as well ||||||||| Catherwood leads Lulu again inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: allo Lulu again DJTweeny: Lulu, you're welcome to post the links to your shows here :) Lulu again: I was on another computer. Not all that busy now, Tweeny. DJTweeny: Was just thinking of the FB links you sent me Lulu again: Thanks. I might later. Lulu again: Ok here are my 2 latest short plays. http://kkrn.org/broadcasts/4196 Rufus_T_Firetween: Scratched Up Radio Theater - https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Lulu again: I haven't heard these songs since like 1970. DJTweeny: It's a small but dedicated Firesign fan crowd here piercedwater DJTweeny: classics piercedwater: Ah ok. Part of my curiousity was about seeing who is here. Seems fun so far :D DJTweeny: old people lol piercedwater: lol piercedwater: so k with me ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 3:00 PM, dragging Cat from Keyv by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" DJTweeny: allo Catman Cat from Keyv: Small indeed Cat from Keyv: Hi Water piercedwater: Hello o Cat from Keyv: Since 1995, every Thursday DJTweeny: You've heard of The Firesign Theatre, piercedwater? Cat from Keyv: Good song, but the book was much better than the group piercedwater: I have not but am looking forward to listening in Cat from Keyv: I wonder what he considers "a lot of grass" DJTweeny: piercedwater is from an IRC music chat I frequent DJTweeny:www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com Cat from Keyv: aha Cat from Keyv: we'll be hearing a lot about grass tonight ||||||||| Catherwood leads Tweeny into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 3:00 PM, then departs. Tweeny: The Firesign Theatre - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firesign_Theatre Cat from Keyv: Dlope Humour of the 70s and a collection of pot poems Cat from Keyv: Dlope? sounds like a city in Ukraine. DJTweeny: Those folks need to put down their rifles and smoke some weed, right? Lulu again: Hey Cat! Rufus_T_Firetween: BANNER: ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) Cat from Keyv: David Ossman considers himself a poet first and a member of the Firesign Theatre a distant second Cat from Keyv: Hi Lulu ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' piercedwater: i like this song ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'SidFudd', just granted probation at 3:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. SidFudd: hi DJTweeny: classic Steppenwolf DJTweeny: Hey Sid Cat from Keyv: watching a baby penguin on the news. much better than watching explosions SidFudd: what have I done with my life? wrong answers only Cat from Keyv: Hey Fuddy ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 03, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat from Keyv: I see the lads have a new product dropping tomorrow. DJTweeny: We're going to be listening to some of Sid's work tonight :) Cat from Keyv: Or have they changed the water already Lulu again: Hi Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Lulu again and asks "Did you want me?" ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 3:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Howdy, folks. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Firesign's new release DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES at https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl' DJTweeny: Hey Beet Beet: Hello, Dr Tween SidFudd: indeed, my hiperati, the new download goes live tonight, probably before 10pm, if you're obsessed Cat from Keyv: Hey Beet Beet: Howdy Comrade Cease Cat from Keyv: I just read a wonderful book about the Beatles called Paperback Writer. If you can find it, do so. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: How about a link Sid? Cat from Keyv: Funniest book I've ever read. There isn't even a 2nd place Beet: I looked into that book. Very expensive johan amadeus myjetski: professer ffudd! SidFudd: New release will be called "Before They Changed The Water" and it'll be on our Bandcamp site Cat from Keyv: that's the live stuff, eh, fudd? DJTweeny: kewl Sid SidFudd: P.S. please don't try to order "Marching to Shibboleth", we ran out. We're pricing out the cost of a reprint as we speak Lulu again: I couldn't find either book, Cat. I'll have to comb the bookstores. Cat from Keyv: heard you and the lads on Jonesy last week. hope to get part 2 next week Cat from Keyv: speaking of bookstores, i see City Lights is doing a Kerouac celebration next Thursday, which would be his 100th birthday. johan amadeus myjetski: "Have you ever heard of flouridation of water, Mandrake? Cat from Keyv: it'll be on the same time as chat so I'll use a different computer Cat from Keyv: it'll be really hard to find, lulu Rufus_T_Firetween: lol johan ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:00 PM and Zen Cosmos steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Lulu again: Yo Zen Cat from Keyv: the book i'm re-reading now, Quin's Shanghai Circus is also very obscure. Beet: Hey, Zen. Rufus_T_Firetween: "Children's ice cream Mandrake? Children's ice cream?" Cat from Keyv: should be famous Cat from Keyv: hey zen. DJTweeny: Hi Zen Zen Cosmos: hey.. johan amadeus myjetski: catherwood, give Rufus a high five ||||||||| Catherwood gets rufus a high five. Cat from Keyv:https://www.amazon.com/Quins-Shanghai-Circus-Edward-Whittemore/dp/1531816991
Rufus_T_Firetween me smokes the high five johan amadeus myjetski: like a boston scrot Cat from Keyv: that's 3 alternative history novels I've read in a row: Another Roadside Attraction (Jesus isn't resurrected, he's mumified), Paperback Writer (Beatles get back togther) and now Quin (spys win ww2) Lulu again: Think all the guys were under the influence when they recorded this? Cat from Keyv: sir fudd would know, lulu Rufus_T_Firetween: Perish the thought Lulu... Lulu again: Since they weren't all talking into the mics, that might be an indicator. Cat from Keyv: ask fudd Lulu again: Elmer? johan amadeus myjetski: Glue? Zen Cosmos: keep meaning to buy the Dope album for CD or mpe download but have yet to do it. Lulu again: Oh, SID Fudd. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Rufus_T_Firetween: In case you didn't know Lulu, Sid is none other than official archivist for FST :) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Deputy Dang inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Lulu again: Ohhh. Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Beet: Hi Deputy johan amadeus myjetski: hi deputy! Lulu again: Hey Deputy Cat from Keyv: Hi Dang SidFudd: wait, ask me what? to what insider info am I meant to be privy? Cat from Keyv: Fudd knows more about the Firesign Theatre than anyone, inclkuding them Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Lulu again: Umm Sid I was just wondering if The Boyz were buzzed when they recorded. Cat from Keyv: Lulu, Fudd is awake. You can ask him now. ||||||||| "3:00 PM? 3:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bunnnyboy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bunnnyboy enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Bunnnyboy: Lo dere. johan amadeus myjetski: Hi BB! Beet: Howdy Bunny DJTweeny: Hey Bunny Lulu again: Hi Bunnyboy Cat from Keyv: Bunny! What a rabbitty treat Cat from Keyv: like lettuce Bunnnyboy: Well, had to check out the fallout… Bunnnyboy: No jokes about Russia! Cat from Keyv: yeah, we might be getting some of that, with Ukraine's biggest nuclear power station on fire Bunnnyboy: It’s good what you done!… Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Bunny Lulu again: oh crap, I didn't hear about that. johan amadeus myjetski: where is our robbing hood? Rufus_T_Firetween: +1 for the TZ ref Bunnnyboy: Oh, we got a Fudd! Thanks for the upcoming treat! Lulu again: Everyone got a desk to crawl under? johan amadeus myjetski: Duck & cover! Bunnnyboy: Turtle’s name? Burt! SidFudd: Lulu: The 4 guys were definitely straight whenever they performed Lulu again: We had a real fallout shelter where I once worked. It had been turned into an office decades before. Beet: No room under my desk. I guess I'm done for. johan amadeus myjetski: had to watch Dr Strangelove, in honor of international affairs. which is no fair to anybody ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! piercedwater: Some of our family considered building a shelter out back Cat from Keyv: When I was a kid in LA in the 50s, the air raid siren would go at 10 on Fridays and we all had duck under our desks Lulu again: Well THAT'S good to know, Sid. Cat from Keyv: Fuddy. No they weren't. I got stoned with Phil and Phl before they went on stage at the Ash Grove on their new year's eve show out of which Dwarf evolved. Cat from Keyv: lulu was asking about these dear freidns out takes and from what i hear, there were defiinitely intoxicants involved when they were recording these radio shows Bunnnyboy: In my curious meanderings, I was saddened to learn that Richard Rollins of Congress of Wonders passed away in 2019. AKA Winslow Thrill. Cat from Keyv: yes i just read that, bunny Lulu again: If one of the Phils would have spelled his name with an F, that might have prevented some confusion. Bunnnyboy: Phil Froctor? Cat from Keyv: the Firesigns want to cause confusion, not prevent it. johan amadeus myjetski: lol,BB! Lulu again: HA! Lulu again: When the Dead toured with Dylan, they called him Spike, since they already had a Bob. Rufus_T_Firetween: Congress of Wonders was wonderful Cat from Keyv: Lol, Lulu Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Rufus_T_Firetween: Sid, have you heard anything from Merlyn? Last I heard he'd had a stroke last summer :/ johan amadeus myjetski: the ghost & the darkness was the Nix & Kissinger Bunnnyboy: /placeholder
Bunnnyboy tries SidFudd: no I haven't heard from Brian in more than a year Bunnnyboy: Ah, Memory! Rufus_T_Firetween: :( Cat from Keyv: Austin had a thing for central California Cat from Keyv: Doc tech told me he also hadn't heard from him. I think they were both involved with the maintenance of this chat Bunnnyboy: Wishing Brian well! Zen Cosmos: Planet Proctor dropped into my email today...still at it... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Cat from Keyv: Phil has been happily sharing his life with us since the 90s Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Bunnnyboy: No product placement!!! Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Cat from Keyv: ploduct and cover Bunnnyboy: Accentuate the plositive! Zen Cosmos: All is flux, nothing is stationary.” ~ Heraclitus ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s PRESCRIPTION POETRY 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Beet: cool Zen Cosmos: “We love, because it’s the only true adventure.” ~ Poet Nilli Gionanni Zen Cosmos: “Without optimism, we’ve already failed.” ~ George Takei ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s PRESCRIPTION POETRY 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Zen Cosmos: “The bad news is – time flies. The good news is, you’re the pilot.” ~ Michael Altshuler Cat from Keyv: Very good, Zen. Beet: I like that one, Zen Rufus_T_Firetween: nice quote johan amadeus myjetski: nice quotes Zen Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “Prescription Poetry” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Cat from Keyv: Sounds like David Graeber and Usula K Le Guin. Zen Cosmos: Dragon Queen speaks- “Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf.” ~ Emilia Clarke Rufus_T_Firetween: hahaha, great Cat from Keyv: Things can be different. Zen Cosmos: ““All national institutions of churches appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.” ~ Thomas Paine johan amadeus myjetski: Love ol' Thom Paine. So revolutionary he scared the rebels. Zen Cosmos: “Sexiness wears thin …and beauty fades, but to be married to a man that makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat!” ~ Joanne Woodward Zen Cosmos: all the quotes were copied from the just posted very late FebruaryPlanet Proctor Cat from Keyv: “the ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently.” ― David Graeber, The Utopia of Rules: On Technology, Stupidity, and the Secret Joys of Bureaucracy ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: Always can rely on Mr. Proctor Rufus_T_Firetween: It was Locke who suggested separation of church and state. He had much influence on The Founding Fathers Cat from Keyv: sounds like Age of Reason Zen, Had a big influence on me in high school when we studied Tom Paine johan amadeus myjetski: "We ought to take him up on the roof & overthrow him" johan amadeus myjetski: curly hpward ||||||||| Deputy Dang leaves at 3:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Cat from Keyv: by dang Rufus_T_Firetween: alcohol is the 'gateway drug' johan amadeus myjetski: hope is the original gateway drug. i became a hopoe feind, myself Cat from Keyv: actually it was pot for me, tween. booze came later when i moved to japan. Bunnnyboy: Beltway, most like… Cat from Keyv: dope was non-existant there but alcohol consumption was expected johan amadeus myjetski: hope Rufus_T_Firetween: The Age Of Reazen? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:00 PM and llanddsend steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: sake, Cat? llanddsend: howdi DJTweeny: Hi llan Bunnnyboy: Lo, llan! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Beet: howdy llan ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SidFudd - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... johan amadeus myjetski: GREAT, cat! congrats! & thanks! Cat from Keyv:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Age_of_Reason Cat from Keyv: hey llan Cat from Keyv: by fuddy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “Prescription Poetry” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES johan amadeus myjetski: llan! Cat from Keyv: this guy can really rhyme. Bunnnyboy: It’s time to rustle up some grub. Cheers, kids! Beet: 'Nite, Bunny
Bunnnyboy slouches to the door. johan amadeus myjetski: bye bunny! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Cat from Keyv: by bunny Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ ||||||||| Bunnnyboy departs at 3:00 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Lulu again: Great stuff Cat. Zen Cosmos: “A bad rendition of you is better than a good rendition of somebody else.” ~ Willie Dixon Cat from Keyv: I met this guy 18 years ago and recorded some of his poetry then. He's amazing Cat from Keyv: It's kind of historic in the now of legal cannabis, but it's still good stuff. Lulu again: It's not legal everywhere. Cat from Keyv: it is in canada Cat from Keyv: hopefully, the rest of the world. maybe not in my life time but certainly in my grandchildren's life time. Lulu again: Kids used to get busted for picking hemp in the midwest. It was worthless. We called it ditchweed. Lulu again: Or Iowauna Cat from Keyv: it should be as legal and easy to acquire as oregano. grow it in your windows johan amadeus myjetski: just put my dog on hemp oil today. seems to really help with the arthritis Lulu again: Great! Cat from Keyv: a plant full of benefits Lulu again: Does hemp oil help humans with arthritis? Lulu again: Stem cells do, but that costs a fortune. Cat from Keyv: certain strains certainly would Zen Cosmos: Phil Proctor will be in this:https://antaeus.org/seasons/2022-season/ johan amadeus myjetski: when nylon was invented by (duPont or Dow, not sure which), the only thing they could make with it was a rope that was waterproof. but mariners wouldn't use it & returned to hemp rope. the company initiated the law against pot in the late 20s. it was illegalized because of the money. all about the benjamins. Zen Cosmos: “First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.” ~ Epictetus johan amadeus myjetski: hemp oilo has anti-inflammatory properties, Lulu. johan amadeus myjetski: oils johan amadeus myjetski: that helps with arthritis Zen Cosmos: and finally- “When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.” ~ Isaac Azimov johan amadeus myjetski: i am living proof of IA's statement johan amadeus myjetski: Deliver us from patriotism & patriots. - johan amadeus myjetski Beet: Oil and gas are fairly central to Ukrainian conflit. Beet: conflict Cat from Keyv: Beet, I don't think so. Beet: Really, Cat? Cat from Keyv: Nothing Putin et al can gain from conquering Ukraine will match the losses Russia will lose Cat from Keyv: Is Russsia invading Ukraine to take over its oil and gas? No, Ukraine gets those from Riussia. Beet: pipeline to germany would supply a large part of Europe with gas and oil. U.S. doesn't want that. Cat from Keyv: Thousands of my fellow Ukrainains will die and Putin et al will gain nothing. Beet: Surely Ukraine suffering not worth anything to anyone else ondoubtedly. Lulu again: Good farmland in Ukraine I hear. Maybe thats part of his thinking. Rufus_T_Firetween: my guess is that Russia's occupation of Ukraine will make their experience in Afghanistan look like a walk in the park johan amadeus myjetski: i have heard that even the nazi ss mutinied in the Ukraine Beet: It's all quite stupid and insane. Lulu again: I think Putin has ambitions to become another Stalin. Rufus_T_Firetween: Well, the Azov Batallion (Ukranian Nazis) are against Russia Lulu again: He's still a soviet. Rufus_T_Firetween: Putin wants the Nazi influence out of Ukraine Rufus_T_Firetween: Putin has said that the break up of the USSR was a mistake, yeah Beet: U.S. supplying Azov with weapons. Rufus_T_Firetween: and as always it's the civilians that get caught in the middle Beet: yes Lulu again: US supplying nazis with weapons? Cat from Keyv:Tween, we have Canadian Nazis. Some of them drove trucks. Doesn't mean we're a Nazi country, any more than Ukraine johan amadeus myjetski: maybe Putin wants another corridor into the North Sea? Lulu again: The Black Sea? Beet: Sounds rediculous, doesn't it, Lulu? Rufus_T_Firetween: If the West had guaranted that Ukraine wouldn't join NATO (putting missiles on Russia's border) none of this would have happened Cat from Keyv: He got away with Crimea and to a lesser extent, the Dombas incursions but he wasn't satisfied. Rufus_T_Firetween: it's all very complicated Beet: NATO is key to Russians being pissed off. Cat from Keyv:Tween, that's like Hitler would have been content with the Sudetand land. johan amadeus myjetski: that corridor thing was what hitler used as an excuse to take a piece of this country 7 a piece of that country. Maybe Putin's up to the same sort of nonsense Cat from Keyv: Rightyflly so, Beet Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah Cat, if he'd been satisfied with putting troops in the breakaway republics for defense of ethnic Russians it would have been a whole different matter Lulu again: I think iz time to step outside for a minute, after Proctor is finished Beet: I must say, Tween, you have a very clear understanding of the poroblems there. Where do you get your news? Cat from Keyv:Tween, the president is an ethinic Riussian. He had to learn Urkainian in order to run for president. His 2nd language Cat from Keyv: This was recorded in a very poor room for recording, at a place in toronto Cat from Keyv: terrible echos from all that hard surface Lulu again: I guess the rugs were on the floor, instead of the walls. Beet: Anyone seen "Ukraine On Fire" by Oliver Stone? Says it all. Cat from Keyv: my father's father was from st. petersburg. my mother's parents and my father's mother were from what is now Ukraine, but wasn't then. Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet: I must say, Tween, you have a very clear understanding of the poroblems there. Where do you get your news? << from lots of sources. I use aggregators like Google News, zerohedge.com Rufus_T_Firetween: also the Libertarian site lewrockwell.com Beet: Two of these I am not familiar with. I will check them out. Thanks. Rufus_T_Firetween: I'm also a fan of Ron Paul - http://ronpaulinstitute.org/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Russia-Ukraine War: A Different Invasion, the West’s Same ‘Madman’ Script - http://ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2022/march/03/russia-ukraine-war-a-different-invasion-the-west-s-same-madman-script/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet: Anyone seen "Ukraine On Fire" by Oliver Stone? << I have not, but I do generally trust Stone's work Lulu again: Democracy Now is a good source for news. johan amadeus myjetski: today's show is brought to you by the letters T and H and not to mention C Cat from Keyv: This is amazing information. should be well known Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes, DN is very good indeed Beet: If you can get a hold on it, I highly recommend it. Lulu again: It's online. Beet: What's online, Lulu? Cat from Keyv: it is indeed, jammy ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: I do really like this narrator, Cat. Zen Cosmos: oops missed one-small print on pdf: “Smiling doesn’t win you gold medals.” ~ Simone Biles johan amadeus myjetski: i heard recently of a little known civilization of people in the steppes near the Caucasus Mountains that used a teepee shaped tent to concentrate large amounts of burning hemp for everybody there Lulu again:https://www.democracynow.org/ johan amadeus myjetski: this was in pre-history Cat from Keyv: i went to my favourite liquor store last week, and when i identified myself as ukrainian, he asked, " is this 1939? Cat from Keyv: beet, you mean the poet, chris lawson? Lulu again: Sounds like a moron, Cat. Beet: Yes. And you know this man? Zen Cosmos: Phil is really pushing his bio book--https://www.amazon.com/Wheres-Fortune-Cookie-Phil-Proctor/dp/138970503X Lulu again: Oh, wait, I understand. Cat from Keyv: no, lulu, a very young man who's had some exposure to history and wonders if now if like distant then. Lulu again: What was Ukraine before it had that name. johan amadeus myjetski: Ford make plastic from hemp into car body panels in the 40s Cat from Keyv: putin's nuclear rattlings are NOT like the Cuban Missile Crisis. I was very much aware then. Zen Cosmos: it was a Rus duchy that later created Russia... Cat from Keyv: U: The Kraine: Border Cat from Keyv: as far as I've learned from family. ||||||||| "3:00 PM? 3:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Not Ed should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Not Ed enters and sits at the bar. Not Ed: Pork? Cat from Keyv: so it's kind of annoying for those of us who know that to hear of The Ukraine Cat from Keyv: hi not at the end of the show Beet: Hey, Not. Better late johan amadeus myjetski: none for me, Not; i have to ddrive Rufus_T_Firetween: a tad late, Not Ed ;) Cat from Keyv: but most people don't konw that, so it's stupid to waste time being annoyed at the ignorance of the multitutdes Not Ed: Hey all - take good care - catch up with yaz next firetime! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Cat from Keyv: hey not, we're stil here for a few minutes Lulu again: Maybe he was referring to the Nazi invasion of Poland, Holland, Austria etc around 1939. Zen Cosmos: Sturgeon's Law 90% of everything is shit, this applies sadly to people; the key is educationg yourself to seek that 10% worth your or indeed anyone's time... Cat from Keyv: if you're not knowledgeable about cannabis, listening to this will fix that Lulu again: I know a little. Cat from Keyv: yes lulu. johan amadeus myjetski: at least open the doors to a different point of view on the subject, Cat Zen Cosmos: idiot Krushchev "gave Crimea to Ukraine and its been screwed up everr since by idiots like Putin who want the USSR to rise from the dead... Cat from Keyv: ok jammy. Lulu again: I heard that the US paper industry put pressure to outlaw hemp, so as to not compete with their forest pulp. DJTweeny: OIl industry also Lulu Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Lulu again: I can see that, Tweeny. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: This was a good ene. Nice to see everyone. Fabulous collage, Cat. Thanks for all you do Dr Tween. G'Nite all. johan amadeus myjetski: nite all! Love to all! later folks... DJTweeny: Join us Tuesday! Lulu again: Kkrn.org has a good theater show on in 2 minutes. Cat from Keyv: Beet, you make it sound like there were bad ones. Cat from Keyv: your plays, Lilil? Lulu again: Yep Cat. Cat from Keyv: OK, let';s all go there right now. Lilii is great DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Lulu again: Or at http://kkrn.org/broadcasts/4196 Cat from Keyv: thanks Lulu again: These 3 are great actors. ||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Lulu - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| piercedwater - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanddsend - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Cat from Keyv - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Lulu again - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers stuart in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| stuart - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bunnnyboy
Cat from Keyv
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
llanddsend
Lulu again
Lulu
Not Ed
piercedwater
Rufus_T_Firetween
SidFudd
Tweeny
Zen Cosmos
