||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 21, 2021 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 4:39 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 7:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 7:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom. ||||||||| "7:49 PM? 7:49 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits in front of the fireplace. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '* WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – PAUL SIMON – GRACELAND Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (8:41 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. llanwydd: Hey Tween Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey llan llanwydd: I remember this came out about 1986 I think Rufus_T_Firetween: Wiki agrees with you Rufus_T_Firetween: some fine 'world music' llanwydd: Ich hatte gefrozented einegennes llanwydd: anon anon anon Rufus_T_Firetween: gesundheit llanwydd: lol ||||||||| "8:53 PM? 8:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits in front of the fireplace. llanwydd: howdy cease DJTweeny: allo cease cease: call me al DJTweeny: OK Al llanwydd: yes we are hearing paul simon tonight llanwydd: when you call me you can call me sdfghjkl;kjhgfddfgyhj cease: i loved simon and garfunkle but just paul, only the al song cease: is that prince's last name, llan? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:56 PM and Beet steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Good evening fellow Fireheads! DJTweeny: lol llan DJTweeny: Hey Beet llanwydd: Howdy Beet Beet: Howdy Dr Tween cease: bet llanwydd: lol cat Rufus_T_Firetween: BANNER: * WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) cease: now we can make borscht! Beet: Hi, Mister Llan Rufus_T_Firetween: oops ||||||||| New notice: '* WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Beet: Hi, Dr Cease ||||||||| Outside, the 8:57 PM crosstown bus from Seattle pulls away, leaving Zen Cosmos coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Cosmos llanwydd: now we can make borscht! LOL! when did the russian come in? Beet: I am thinking you may have another treat for us on the menu tonight, Cat. Yes? llanwydd: Howdy Zen Beet: Howdy Zen. llanwydd: as usual, beet cease: yeah another part of Cant Get You Out of My Firesign Beet: I always look forward to the offerings. cease: not the last one. that'll be next week cease: hey y'all know ab out the sunday show? cease: difrferent shows. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 21, 2021 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Beet: Whuz up? DJTweeny: We're going to try a show on Sunda afternoon and see if more people attend Beet: A much needed experiment. DJTweeny: Since the attendance here is somewhat 'sparse' DJTweeny: *Sunday cease: to quote trhe Firesigh Theattre, Sunday Sunday Sunday Zen Cosmos: Sunday -what time on PDT/PST??? ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" cease: 1:00 Pacific DJTweeny: 4 Eastern Beet: OK ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! cease: let cease: lewt's get out of this mud llanwydd: what do you think would be the advantage of sunday tween? DJTweeny: Sunday afternoon is not a work day late at night llanwydd: true ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: We could try another time if people suggest it Beet: Where are the Bozoettes/ ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “FIREHEADS 6 Part 2” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/' Zen Cosmos: housekeeping question- can not find a commemorative Nick Danger pin made for Phil Austin'd 80th Bday, does anyone no if the notinsane.com is kaput, not on eBay or google search either? Beet: Is there too much testosterone in this chat? Zen Cosmos: I have 200 + in my FB circle who are female and I post this every Wed/Thursday... DJTweeny: Taylor might know, but he rarely appears here DJTweeny: Still hoping Merlyn shows up now that he's home after his stroke DJTweeny: He would also be privy to such information Beet: I sincerely hope he rebounds completely. DJTweeny: indeed cease: yes llanwydd: would you put that a little more simply, beet. do you mean we need a more balanced demographic? Beet: It woyld certainly be nice, but it is a mystery to me why our ladies haven't been showing up. llanwydd: we have had three or four among us over the years llanwydd: maybe five ||||||||| Not Ed bounds in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: would Not Ed: Let's eat! llanwydd: Hi Not Ed Beet: Howdy Not. cease: Not llanwydd: anybody want coffee? cease: this chat was founded by a female, Elayne Beet: Catherwood give everyone a cup of coffee ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a cup of coffee. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:13 PM and Deputy Dang bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Not Ed: Thanks for the coffee. llanwydd: thats right cat Beet: Hey, Deputy ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llanwydd: I wasnt even around in those days cease: Hi Dang llanwydd: Howdy Dang! Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! cease: I know more than is necessary Not Ed: Hey C & DDang & Beet & llan & Zen & Tweeny! Not Ed: Rufussss DJTweeny: Howdy Dang Not Ed: No fussss llanwydd: well you could be our historian or bibliologist or whatever we need, cat Beet: It sounds like the lady is upset. cease: i'd rather wreite plays llanwydd: I didnt come here until 2002 ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage FIREHEADS 6 at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#TRILOGIES
Not Ed was wearing a mask but is now wearing a bib, llanwydd: that is definitely what you are best at cat llanwydd: as far as Iknow llanwydd: good god! who am I to say cease: but these things bleed into each other. it's all audio Not Ed: shoot em and drop em llanwydd: weakest pun I have ever heard proctor make Not Ed: Goo goo it llanwydd: they razzed putin ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Not Ed: right lol ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" cease: llllan, proc makes more puns per day then we do in a life time Beet: I sometimes get stuck in the goo. llanwydd: absolutely true cat Not Ed: foot puns of poundery Not Ed: Proc the Punster Beet: I need a fairly constant diet of puns good and bad. cease: all of the firesign lads are/were relentlessly funny Beet: I always fantasize what it must have been like to be in a room with the four of them. cease: i have been in that room, beet. it is much fun Beet: Positively electric. Beet: Lucky man. cease: all that intelligence bouncing off and on. Not Ed: I wish everyone would spootilize unerisms. llanwydd: funny proctor didnt use as many puns on the albums as he did on stage llanwydd: I am thinking of the hemlock stones play on the pink hotel album Not Ed: he gets riffing live Zen Cosmos: in 96 at a Seattle concert i met all 4 and got autographs on all my cassettes/CDs ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" llanwydd: I got autographs from the two phils in 1981 when I saw them at Town Hall in NYC DJTweeny: light of the silvery and giant rat are pure pun-fests llanwydd: for sure, tween cease: thiis was i think the first firesign play cease: freak for a week ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" cease: you spoke of that in the ossman thing, llan Not Ed: Catherwood get everyone some hard boiled eggs and nuts. ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone some hard boiled eggs and nuts. cease: you in seattle, zen llanwydd: yes I did, cat llanwydd: Hard boiled eggs and nuts!!! HHHHMMmmmm! Not Ed: deeelish! Not Ed: lol llanwydd: I recognize that line, Not Not Ed: plus a shot of wodka Not Ed: right on llan (500 pts) Not Ed: Catherwood get everyone a shot of wodka. ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a shot of wodka. llanwydd: thanks, cathy ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: Coffe chased by vodka. Not Ed: nice mix Mr Cat Not Ed: nice mix too llanwydd: I have five sisters named cathy. Cathleen, Catherine, Catholic, Cathode and Catheter Not Ed: swanky Not Ed: lol cease: Harry Shearer llanwydd: believe it or not, no Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to llanwydd and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" cease: No Catholics? Zen Cosmos: Zen Cosmos has resided in Seattle since 1988... Not Ed: the holiest of holies or The Hollies llanwydd: well then you must know cat from vancouver cease: The first world's fair I went to was in Seattle, 62 Not Ed: NEd in Seattle since 2001 cease: Seattle is a shopping destination for us Vancouverans Zen Cosmos: cat?...sadly no... cease: used to? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage FIREHEADS 6 at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#TRILOGIES Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Can't Get You Out of my Head: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13973190/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ cease: Firesign played Seattle and Whidbey Island a number of times. llanwydd: I have never been west of san antonio unless witchita is further west llanwydd: never been anywhere near seattle or oregon or vancouver llanwydd: or anywhere near the pacific ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" cease: come west, llan. it's nice out here. usually cease: you know, fires and shit. llanwydd: thanks for the invite, cat llanwydd: I might llanwydd: how are the curry restaurants in canada? cease: il ive in a big house. lots of bedrooms. DJTweeny: This is a really good series Cat, thanks llanwydd: yeah, this is really good, cat cease: good i assume, as there are a fuck of a lot of indians in vancouver. maybe 1/3 the city ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from the Box Of Danger collection “THE CASE OF THE MISSING SHOE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOX OF DANGER at >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' llanwydd: a big house with lots of bedrooms? reminds me of newport, rhode island. DJTweeny: I thought the Chinese had bought up Van Beet: Other than Mexican, Indian food is my favorite. llanwydd: I live Misssing Shewww!!!! llanwydd: love llanwydd: I used to have this record cease: we werer very lucky. the previous owner had just buiilt a new house and made us wait 6 monthes to move in. DJTweeny: a really big shew? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" cease: most people didnt want to do that llanwydd: reaaaallllly was, tween cease: we've been lucky in real estate, very unlucky in every other way llanwydd: what is wrong, cat? cease: all is right with the world, llan llanwydd: cool. lol cease: you and tween are going to be in my new play. I'm doing a major recording session on saturday afternoon. cease: new show on sunday afternooon, which is more my morning llanwydd: I am very happy about that, cat! cease: i'm happier than i've been in quite a while llanwydd: like I told you I will have it done soon DJTweeny: Sorry I haven't got the reading to you yet Cat, will try to get it done somethime this weekend DJTweeny: good to hear, cease :) cease: ok tween Beet: Nice to hear, Cat. cease: recodring the back grount restaurant voices on saturday oddly enough at a restasurant DJTweeny: imagine that llanwydd: Julians Spanish Bream Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv cease: i think deadlines are good for me. llanwydd: and his recipe for a pack of paupers pickles cease: by the way, just cuz you;'re here tonight, you can also visit Firesign Chat on Sunday at 1:00 Pacific Time. We'll dive into Dwarf (coming, dwarf) and the story of Phil Austin writing a movie for the Grateful Dead, cease: Be there, or be squared DJTweeny: mark it on your calendar, folks DJTweeny: 4pm Eastern, 1pm Pacific, same old place cease: wil have the dwarf extrras for you by saturday, maybe earlier tween DJTweeny: sounds good, the sooner the better so I can put the show together cease: you can just play the Grateful Firesigns show from the archive, Tween? DJTweeny: Sure DJTweeny: Give me a set list and I'll put it together Zen Cosmos: shout factory- Box of danger is a 404 page not found... DJTweeny: shite DJTweeny: Hope Merlyn comes back soon cease: indeed Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Beet: Enjoyed that. DJTweeny: great collection ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's ALL THINGS FIRESIGN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out All Things Firesign at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl' Beet: This is a good one. Zen Cosmos: looked for Biox of Danger- Amazon lists it but unavaliable, no other sites even eBay cease: the guys were always on. Beet: That's discouraging. cease: i bought this at a record store in berkely Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll email Doc cease: no it isnt beet. being on is good ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Beet: It's ten O'Clack in West Virginia. cease: bergman was flirting with the nurses when he died. as did my dad. Beet: I meant it was discouraging that Zen can't find Box of Danger. llanwydd: eat it alorange llanwydd: lol cease: true Zen Cosmos: found Box on eBay for $100 Rufus_T_Firetween: yipes cease: that's obscene, zen Not Ed: wow Not Ed: nothing wrong with making some bucks on Ebay Beet: Should take Box of Danger to Antiques Roadshow. Not Ed: lol right? cease: funnyt thing about firesign, they are opposed to anyone making money yet occasionally wish they had more Beet: I like when the guy says, "Say Cheese", Peter says, "Limbaugh". llanwydd: sounds like a peter bergman joke. LOL Not Ed: that it does cease: while i'm still sober Not Ed: C they wouldn't be mad at a fan who sold or traded her FT albums would they? cease: no Not Ed: oh ok cease: theyt appreciate having fans. Not Ed: Yeah I sure would think so Not Ed: Sherwood? cease: they exist through fan-age Not Ed: These shows were wonderful - I was so surprised to hear them Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-ln cease: you stilll here, daNG? Not Ed: EYKIW - very prescient Not Ed: Catherwood get everyone pairs of talking Chinese shoes. ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone pairs of talking chinese shoes. Not Ed: inserted up my *bong* Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Rufus_T_Firetween: a chip in your bong? Beet: I've heard of dogs barking referring to feet, but I have never heard of talking shoes. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Rufus_T_Firetween me hates 'smart bongs' ||||||||| It's 10:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Not Ed: time to put the taters in
Not Ed trots off Beet: Sad to see the demise of the Deputy. Beet: Well, see you next time, Not. Have a good evening. cease: Bye not Not Ed: bbye Not Ed: Thanks Cat! cease: wheni was with adbusters we started something claled buy nothing day Not Ed: Good to see you all as unusual! Not Ed:Tweeny, Rufus, et al --best! cease: i dont know if we're migrating to sunday but we will visit that time zone on sunday ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Rufus_T_Firetween: same to you Not Ed Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah, we'll just see how it goes and what sort of feedback we get about the time cease: club firesign cease: osman was a slam poet before there was such a thing cease: when he dies, he wants to be obituated as david ossman, poet. ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rufus_T_Firetween: that's cool :) cease: Austin was way into this character cease: Tacoma was the city nearest Phil Rufus_T_Firetween: I believe one of the Japanese car companies makes a pickup truck called the Tacoma cease: maybe we should replay this next week for halloween, eh, tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: Sure cease: you're right, tween cease: i want to play halloween in hollywood proctor bergman thing for next sunday Beet: Don't recall that one, Cat. cease: its's from HEAT, NPR show frfom 1990 cease: My Firesign collection is vast. Something good has to come of it. Beet: Where do you store all of it, Cat? Rufus_T_Firetween: Have you shared it all with Taylor, Cat? cease: of course, tween. he got the masters cease: i only have cassettes and files on various computers Rufus_T_Firetween: good to know cease: sadly i am the only person with this library, and only one doing anything with it. Beet: Are these prerecorded cassettes, ones you recorded yourself or a mix of the two. cease: ossman tells me i'm the only person doing anythihng with their work but that's very sad Beet: yes cease: it is a resource. you tween, you beet, whomever, the firesign is paint for you to create sistene chapels with Rufus_T_Firetween: :) Rufus_T_Firetween: When I start doing Tuesday shows again, I need to play bits and pieces, like their commercials Beet: Every one of these is small masterpiece. Rufus_T_Firetween: interspersed with the music, instead of whole albums cease: good radio idea, tween ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' cease: come visit us on sunday, beet Beet: I will try to remember. Very likely I will be there. Rufus_T_Firetween: We need a mailing list. Maybe Elayne can help with that Beet: Is she easy to reach? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Rufus_T_Firetween: Pretty sure Cat can contact her Beet: Good show tonight. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for the excellent leadership, Dr Tween. G'Nite. cease: I always do my best, bEet, unless i'm too fucked up. but i'm usually ok ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" llanwydd: thanks, tweeny and cat for another great show DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| 10:59 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). llanwydd: nite everybody ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, llanwydd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Zen Cosmos
