A Firesign Chat
07/08/2021




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 08, 2021 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 2:31 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves to catch the 2:35 PM train to Billville.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 7:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music – CHICAGO VII
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 8:47 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: bon soir ce soir
DJTweeny: Hey llan
DJTweeny: Did you get hit by the hurricaine?
llanwydd: grazed
DJTweeny: grazed is good
llanwydd: my cable went out for a few minutes this afternoon
llanwydd: shortly after lightning struck nearby
DJTweeny: If that's all, consider yourself lucky
llanwydd: this album doesnt sound familiar
Rufus_T_Firetween: Chicago 7
Rufus_T_Firetween: I don't know it myself
||||||||| Cease enters at 8:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
DJTweeny: allo Cease, cooling down there?
llanwydd: chicago used to do that rambling sort of improvisation a lot but those songs didnt hit the charts
llanwydd: HI Cease
Cease: yeah, i'm wearing a long sleeve shirt again.
DJTweeny: sure
Cease: last week it was so hot i was not just shirtless, i wished i could remove my skin
DJTweeny: kewl Cease
llanwydd: i rarely wear long sleeves
DJTweeny: yipes
Cease: you dont need to in florida
Cease: north van is usually rather cool
DJTweeny: air conditioning not a big thing in your part of the world
||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: well sometimes but I lived in ticonderoga for 18 years
Beet: Hello and good evening my Dear Friends. We have another glorious Thursday evening ahead.
DJTweeny: Yo Beet
Cease: and my basement is always cool
Cease: hey beet
Beet: Hi Dr Tween
Cease: this is nice and jazzy
llanwydd: sure as surely, beet
Cease: cool music for a cool north van
DJTweeny: Bride and Two Places tonight
Beet: Greetings Dr Cease
llanwydd: Cool!
DJTweeny: (at Cat's suggestion)
Beet: Hey Mr Llan
Cease: we listened to various versions of Radio Now earlier and BDB last week so BRide was the natural completion of the trilogy
Cease: Ossie does consider it a trilogy, eh?
Beet: Ima big Chicago fan.
llanwydd: most would consider that a trilogy I think
Cease: I had a wonderful 4 days in Chicago in 08.
Rufus_T_Firetween: They called it the Millinnium Trilogy
llanwydd: I have been there
llanwydd: used to have relatives in deerfiled but they moved
Beet: Nice drumming
Cease: Saw a Cub's game at Wrigley, saw lots of great art and architecture and ate as well as a person can eat
llanwydd: deerfield
Rufus_T_Firetween: Immortality/BDB/Bride
Beet: That sounds like great fun, Cease.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
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llanwydd: immortality was IIMM wasnt it?
llanwydd: or however you spell it
Cease: https://seemrealland.blogspot.com/search?q=Chicago
Cease: it was one of the high lights of my life.
llanwydd: Ive forgotten my roman numerals
Beet: Chi town is such a great place.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 08, 2021 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cease: I hadn't been there since 55 so it was wonderful
Rufus_T_Firetween: This is from Doc's Dear Friends Too
Beet: I just had a delicious sandwich.
Rufus_T_Firetween: 'Watching TV'
llanwydd: I saw a barbershop quartet playing in the street when I was in chicago. they were fantastic. never forgot them
Cease: i went to the Field Museum which I vaguely recall visiiting in 55 and was able to talk to them about what was there then.
Cease: made a vid of it, starring Firesign of course.
llanwydd: not playing. singing, I meant
Rufus_T_Firetween: Chicago these days is a good place to go if you want to get shot :(
llanwydd: a vid.. I would love to see it
Beet: me too
llanwydd: has been since the days of capone
Cease: Fuck. I can't find my own vids on youtube.I have to keep better e-files
llanwydd: didnt know you had vids on youtube, cat
Beet: Catherwood bring everyone a salt pancake.
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llanwydd: just lay it on the body politic and put it on the side table
Rufus_T_Firetween: this is somewhat different than the Valentine's Day Massacre, llan ;)
llanwydd: I know, tween just saying. maybe karma?
Rufus_T_Firetween: More than 180 people killed by gun violence on holiday weekend - https://news.yahoo.com/more-180-people-killed-gun-161800858.html
Rufus_T_Firetween: bad truckma, man...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'CptButton', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: I mean the aspect of karma in which the same things keep happening over and over to the same person
Cease: almost as many as died of hear in vancouver
DJTweeny: Hi CptButton
Beet: Hey Cpt
llanwydd: never heard about that, tween. thanks for the link.
llanwydd: Hey Cappy!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah I heard the death toll from the heat in BC was pretty serious
CptButton: Hi JDT, Beet
CptButton: hi ll
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out BRIDE at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-rv
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Beet: That's a good combo
Cease: HI Cap
llanwydd: that sounds almost freaky, tween. just because they werent prepared, I would have to guess
CptButton: Hi Cease
Rufus_T_Firetween: as Cat will tell you, lots of people up there don't have air conditioning
Rufus_T_Firetween: Phoenix temps in BC don't happen
Cease: we were as bad as Vegas. and without all the good food!
llanwydd: kind of like the way north carolina is prepared for snow flurries. Good God Look out!!!
Cease: and texas for your recent cold spelll
Rufus_T_Firetween: The Jet Stream went way north and fried them, just like it went way south in Februrary in Texas and froze the place with arctic temps
Rufus_T_Firetween: no fun for anybody
Cease: we've returned to normal temps here now, but is another heat dome in the near future?
Cease: no one predicted the last one so who can predict the next one?
llanwydd: someday the earth is going to turn into another venus
Beet: I'm hearing that nothing has changed with the way the grid is managed in Texas. Is that right Dr Tween?
Cease: https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2021/07/03/Historic-Western-Canada-Heat-Wave/
llanwydd: funny things happen above the artic circle I hear
llanwydd: the sun goes down so late that vegetables grow to a humongous sie
llanwydd: size
Rufus_T_Firetween: I have a new web domain kurtericson.net, so all the links have changed
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign
Beet: Have we heard anything more about upcoming new releases from Firesign?
Cease: my raspberrry crop is coming on nicely just as the donut peaches hit the market.
Cease: one of my favourite things is fresh raspberries and donut peaches
llanwydd: lol, cat
llanwydd: donut peaches?
Beet: Raspberries are wonderful.
Cease: peas were majorly frieed by the dome of doom, but stilll edible, with a glass of ice water
Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet: I'm hearing that nothing has changed with the way the grid is managed in Texas. Is that right Dr Tween? << They're working on it. The Gov just announced a new plan to upgrade. Still lots of generating plants offline
Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet: Raspberries are wonderful << 'Please Go All The Way'?
Cease: my friends took me to a good restaurant last month. i began with a great raspberry cocktail and ended with a great raspberry desert
Rufus_T_Firetween: nice
llanwydd: what spirit was the cocktail made with, cat?
llanwydd: sounds delicious
Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet:Beet: Have we heard anything more about upcoming new releases from Firesign? << I have not, but you can always check out the Download Store
Beet: One of the best desserts I ever had in my life was prepared by this nice Dutch lady living in Canada.
Cease: don't recall.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN THEATRE DOWNLOAD STORE at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases
Beet: She made it with fresh raspberries from her garden.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl
llanwydd: I heard somebody say Eyeball this. wonder if that has to to with eyeball hats
llanwydd: havent heard this in years
Cease: https://www.lecrocodilerestaurant.com/menu
Cease: it was the house cocktail. it's not on the menu but i can ask them
llanwydd: now that I think of it I must have heard it here in the meantime
Cease: a 3 year old friend was over last week and i was able to introduce her to picking fresh raspberries and peas, which i did when i was her age in saskatchewan
llanwydd: a friend of mine makes an unbelieveable watermelon cocktail
llanwydd: I remember getting 60 cents a quart for strawberries.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Very vool, Cease :)
llanwydd: long, long ago
Cease: i love watermelon with Malibu. the coconut and the watermelon are a wonderful hot weather antidote
CptButton: Is that the missing shoe ringing?
llanwydd: does sound good, cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: Their last album together, and what a swan song
Cease: https://www.yelp.com/biz/le-crocodile-restaurant-vancouver
Cease: I'm Cat I
Cease: not my 3rd eye though
llanwydd: afk for bonghit
Beet: Crocodile looks like an amazing restaurant.
Beet: Just went to an amazing place in Virginis Beach called Captain George's.
Beet: https://www.yelp.com/biz/captain-georges-seafood-restaurant-virginia-beach
Cease: it was a lot better when i went there 13 years ago, but i was paying then.
CptButton: I thought his name was George
Cease: what's a job to a dog?
Rufus_T_Firetween: so many great refs to old characters on this album
llanwydd: I noticed that,tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: a great goodbye
llanwydd: good to see porgie again
Rufus_T_Firetween: "Of their many albums, this is Firesign's most self-referential work. A introductory rumination about some guy named Dick segues into a labyrinthine plot wherein many characters from past Firesign albums cross and double-cross paths, leading to a climactic encounter with the mysterious Dr. Firesign."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln
Cease: relentlessly self referential
Beet: So, Cease, you have actually been to Capt George's?
||||||||| 9:31 PM: Deputy Dang jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy
Beet: Hey, Deputy
Deputy Dang: Sorry I'm late--what did I miss?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: Two Places up next
Cease: i used that piece in my collage about ferlenghetti last week
Cease: hey tween, i mentioned the field museum vid on chat in the past. can one search the chat archives for that ref?
Rufus_T_Firetween: There are chat logs, but as far as I know no general across-log search
Cease: hi dang
Rufus_T_Firetween: might mention that to Merl as a feature to add
Cease: i dont know why i can't find it on youtube or in any of the computer fliles. it's as if it never existed, and i spent a lot of time making it last year
Rufus_T_Firetween: each chat has a URL list of course
Rufus_T_Firetween: but there's no general search engine
Cease: designer genomes
Cease: the usual proctor brilliance
Rufus_T_Firetween: do email Merl, Cat, it would be a great feature to have
Cease: will do
Cease: WC Fileds Museum Forever
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Not Ed gets out at 9:41 PM.
DJTweeny: Hey Not Ed
Not Ed: Pork?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cease: HI Not
Beet: Howdy Not
Not Ed: Rufus_T, DJTweeny, llan, Cease, Beet, CptB, DDang hey!
Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners!
Cease: ha ha ha
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Cease: 2 sides
Cease: reminds me of a Borges story about a coin with only one side
llanwydd: Howdy Not
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl
Not Ed: unctual lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign
Cease: doesnt this song sound like the Patty Duke Show theme song?
Rufus_T_Firetween: new link for the archive ^^
Deputy Dang: mobius coin
Not Ed: Cousins Just Cousins
Rufus_T_Firetween: we are of an age
||||||||| buhBarney sashays in at 9:49 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi Barney
Cease: Barn
Not Ed: indeed rufus
Not Ed: hey Barn
Cease: yes we can
Beet: Hey Barney
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Rufus_T_Firetween: What a great parody of PBS's Antiques Roadshow
Beet: This album works better if I'm wearing my eyeball hat.
Cease: just in time for my canadian sunset
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net
Beet: Cool
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out TWO PLACES at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv
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Cease: this is the album that made them famous, and commercially viablbe
Cease: nick gave them a recurring audiience
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about TWO PLACES at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
Cease: i have a connection to this.
Cease: ralph was a competitor of my dad's ford dealership at the time of this album
Rufus_T_Firetween: fiber or wi-fi?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: That's cool, Cease
CptButton: /me waits for Steve Reeves.
Cease: both my dad an i could enjoy this parody of his competitor
llanwydd: this is my favorite fst album
Beet: It's fun to remember the first hearing of Two Places. A magical and mysterious consciousness expansion.
DJTweeny: The new Ford Mustang Mach-E EV car was just declared Car Of The Year by Motor Trend (they panned Tesla)
llanwydd: I remember the first time I heard fst one of my high school english teachers played nick danger for the class on one of the last days of school
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cease: first cars i ever drove were mustangs. wonderful cars
Rufus_T_Firetween: nice
Rufus_T_Firetween: a sports car for the masses
Beet: great cars
Not Ed: what can I say, I had Impalas
llanwydd: I learned to drive on a vw beetle
Not Ed: cool llan!
Not Ed: nothing like a beetle with manual
Cease: first car i ever bought was in 88. a used toyota. i was driving with my daughter a couple of miles from our house to see the movie Honey I Shrunk the Kids. The car suddenly caught on fire.
Not Ed: omg!
Cease: we got out and pushed it to a service station a few meterrs away but that was fucking scary
Not Ed: that's nuts man
Cease: it doesn't make me hate toyotas, per se
Not Ed: lol right
Beet: A toasted Toyota
Not Ed: I drove a cute Tercel in the 80's - loved that car
Rufus_T_Firetween: The car suddenly caught on fire. << Sure it wasn't a Tesla?
Cease: love the fact bergman was fired from a very early radio show for saying, instead of put your hands on a toyota, and you'll never let go
Cease: pete said, "put your hands up the skirt of a toyota, and you'll never let go"
Cease: yes. tercel. that was it.
Not Ed: hahaha
Cease: almost incinerated my daughter and myself
Rufus_T_Firetween: a fun Japanese car we had was the Mazda RX-2 rotary
Cease: we have an Impreza now. pretty good car
Rufus_T_Firetween: pretty fast for a little Corolla-looking car
Cease: we drove it all the way down the coast right after we bought it. performed wonderfully
Not Ed: nice
Cease: and it came with satellite radio for a while so we were well entertained
Rufus_T_Firetween: Japanese quality these days even surpasses Mercedes
Not Ed: indeed
Cease: have you driven down the coast to the bottom of cal, not?
Rufus_T_Firetween: a little Honda CVCC can last over 200,000 miles
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Cease: not much a driver any more, but i'm glad i did it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: You've done the Pacific Coast Highway, Cat?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Route 1, right?
Cease: i remember when there was only the pacific coast highway
Beet: I'm driving an ancient 1997 Camry. Runs like a top.
Cease: myh dad had 2 brothers in northern california. they are both characters in my play CAST which you star in.
Cease: so i was in cal from the early 50s on
Rufus_T_Firetween: California State Route 1 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_State_Route_1
Rufus_T_Firetween: that's the one I'm thinking about ^^
Cease: my collage Death Takes a Holliday is about me being bitten by a rabid chinchillla in january, 1956 at my uncles's place in Lodi, Cal
Beet: The most beautiful road I have ever driven.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/
Cease: he's the main guy in CAST, carpenter who helped rebuild SF after the 06 earthquake
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the New Live Concert Collection “FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD” at Firesign's new Download Store >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases
Not Ed: Boing
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s play CAST at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#PLAYS
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Cease: there are lots of beautiful roads
Not Ed: I needed this link http://www.seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm thanks Rufus
Rufus_T_Firetween: yw
Not Ed: they're all wearing who's face? BILL!!!
Cease: i think Nairobi is my favourite firesign line
Not Ed: doesn't everyone?
Not Ed: wink
Not Ed: yeah that's a classic
Cease: the discovery of Zinjanthropus inspired me to write my first musical in I think late 50s
CptButton: Is Grid a oil reference? I recognize the others.
Not Ed: Could be
Cease: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OH_5
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a fabulous lid
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a fabulous lid.
Cease: thanks, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Cease: is there such a thing as yucatan blue?
Not Ed: I always hoped so....
Beet: Smoke all night
Rufus_T_Firetween: Catherwood, split it with the sound effects man
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Rufus_T_Firetween and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Cease: i think i read Ulysses the same year this album came out
Not Ed: this always reminded me of acid...LSD
Not Ed: great ending
Deputy Dang: Agreed
Rufus_T_Firetween: that goes with the dog in Bride
CptButton: 13 steps, like on a gallows?
Rufus_T_Firetween: hah, could be
Cease: For those interested in such things, I musrt reccommend Lemon Berry
Cease: the tastiest i've tasted in a long long time
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| buhBarney - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cease: buh bye
Cease: cpt, you know the mild davis score to that french flick?
Rufus_T_Firetween: "Did the gallows really have a stairway with 13 steps? No. Several newspaper accounts describing the 1886 gallows specifically state that the stairway had 12 steps."
Rufus_T_Firetween: https://www.nps.gov/fosm/learn/historyculture/gallowsfaqs.htm
Cease: stairway to heaven?
Cease: slipped the ring into my nose
Deputy Dang: https://lemonberrydancewear.com/
Rufus_T_Firetween: 13 Steps to the Gallows - https://findery.com/MadameSpooky/notes/13-steps-to-the-gallows
Rufus_T_Firetween: "If you look closely at old photos of public hangings, you will often count 13 steps to the gallows. This allows for a good average drop distance and a cleanly broken neck as well as ease of body removal, which hangs close to the ground."
Cease: African stereotype from the, what, 40s? probably much earlier
Rufus_T_Firetween: looks like it might be a reference after all
Cease: i grew up in the san fernandino valley. my high school was on sepulveda
llanwydd: got to be going, folks. see you next week
||||||||| At 10:33 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, llanwydd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Cease: the pronuncations are hiilaroius for those of us from there
Deputy Dang: Have a good time! See you around.
Rufus_T_Firetween: later gator
Cease: b y llan
Beet: See ya Llan
Not Ed: llater llan
Cease: Colllage about democracy next week
Not Ed: nice
Cease: workikng title is Imprerriled Democracy
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: Looking forward to it, Cease.
Cease: well, put a lot of work into the collages
Cease: great education for me
Cease: iyt'
Cease: it's like being a teacher, a student and a dj all at the same time
Cease: paradise
Deputy Dang: should hit him over the head with a bag of sugar!
Cease: lol
Cease: thius explaimns how you can be in 2 places at once
Rufus_T_Firetween: 'the japanese imperial navy and our forces'
Rufus_T_Firetween: about right, from some people's take on what happened
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign
'
Cease: my uncle's imperial russian navy fought the imperial japanese navy and that's what led him to jump ship in san francisco
Rufus_T_Firetween: wow
Beet: This was a lot of fun as usual. Thanks to all of you. Looking forward to next week's collage, Dr Cease. Thanks to the ever-reliable Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
Cease: thanks again, tween
CptButton: Thanks!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Imagine a time when a Russian warship could berth in SF
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Deputy Dang: Thanks for the fun! Good night all! Until next week, I wish you all the best.
Cease: delivering russina wheat to starving americans
||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, Deputy Dang walks off into the sunset...
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Cease hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cease?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| CptButton - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
CptButton
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
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http://dishnuts.net
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv
http://kurtericson.net/cat/#PLAYS
http://kurtericson.net/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-rv
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.net/firesign
http://www.seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm
http://www.seemreal.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_State_Route_1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OH_5
https://findery.com/MadameSpooky/notes/13-steps-to-the-gallows
https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases
https://lemonberrydancewear.com/
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https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2021/07/03/Historic-Western-Canada-Heat-Wave/
https://www.lecrocodilerestaurant.com/menu
https://www.nps.gov/fosm/learn/historyculture/gallowsfaqs.htm
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