A Firesign Chat
03/11/2021




Archive

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||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 11, 2021 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 4:45 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music – Elvis Costello
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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||||||||| DJTweeny steps in at 8:41 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Commando Cody bounds in at 8:43 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers morlog into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:44 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hey Cody
morlog: corn
Commando Cody: Hey Tweeny, good choice for the warm up.
DJTweeny: Hi morlog
morlog: hi
DJTweeny: Thanks :)
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 8:46 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: hey tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey llan
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
llanwydd: I will never forget the first time I saw elvis costello on saturday night live
Commando Cody: Howdy llan, morlog
llanwydd: he stopped the band ust as they were starting a song and then they played something else
Commando Cody: What was your reaction llan?
llanwydd: I was shocked
llanwydd: he did it very dramatically
Commando Cody: I can remember watching the B-52s thinking it was a SNL spoof.
llanwydd: I saw the B52s on snl as well
llanwydd: I was not very impressed
llanwydd: I hated the new wave
llanwydd: in retrospect I dont hate it so much
llanwydd: but it threatened to replace the art rock that I was into back then
Commando Cody: Same here.
Rufus_T_Firetween: I thought they were great at parodying 60s bands, but I also saw it as a tribute from a new generation
Commando Cody: I've come to appreciate more of it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: loved the bee hive hairdos on the ladies
llanwydd: I thought the beehives were silly
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:51 PM and Cease waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: Hey Cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: It was meant to be, of course ;)
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Cease
Commando Cody: Its supposed to be a sign of old age if you don't continue to expand into new music.
Rufus_T_Firetween: heh
Commando Cody: Hello Cat.
llanwydd: Im still catching up on old art rock
Cease: Hi all
Commando Cody: art rock? not prog rock?
llanwydd: some would use those two phrases interchangeably
Cease: I remember being really impressed by this Elvis when he first showed up
Commando Cody: OK, i thought that miht be the case.
Cease: kihd of intelligent punk
llanwydd: when I talk about art rock I mean bands that did sound paintings, programatic music
llanwydd: Yes was always my favorite
llanwydd: eary Genesis was all about sound painting as well
llanwydd: early not eary
Commando Cody: OK. Who have you been listening to lately llan?
Cease: speakikng of art, i'm going to see this in a couple of days: https://thepolygon.ca/
Rufus_T_Firetween: I loved Fragile, but Close To The Edge really opened my eyes (and ears) to the possibilities
Commando Cody: Genesis obvioulsy. LOL!
llanwydd: in my car a little while ago it was Still LIfe by Van der Graaf Generator
llanwydd: very much an art rock band
DJTweeny: kewl
Commando Cody: I remember the band. Not so much the music.
Cease: elvis had a tv show for a while, interviewing other musicians. anyone remember it?
Commando Cody: Have to give it a listen.
DJTweeny: I do not
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Hello Dear Friends!
DJTweeny: Yo Beet
||||||||| Deputy Dang enters at 8:57 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
llanwydd: Hey Beet
Commando Cody: Beet! Where's Artie?
llanwydd: Hey Dang
Beet: Howdy Dr Tween
Deputy Dang: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Okay... take one!
DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy
llanwydd: artie choked
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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Beet: Hi Commando. Artie's just a joke.
Commando Cody: Noooo!. Hi Dang
Beet: Hi Llan
Commando Cody: Gotta love it. Always get the follow up from the true believers.
Beet: Theme to the History Detectives on PBS
DJTweeny: Thought Watching The Detectives was appropriate for the Phil Austin we've got in store tonight
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 11, 2021 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| morlog - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: poor morlog
Cease: i guess proc is on the "radio" tonight in a new show
DJTweeny: cool
llanwydd: I hear the attorney general is suing your city, tween
Cease: him and melinda in a radio play about gracie and george
llanwydd: seems silly
Cease: they remain Very active.
DJTweeny: morlog's connection isn't the greatest, he might be back
Cease: hope he or she returns
DJTweeny: Yeah llan, they're going to court over COVID restrictions after the governor lifted them
Cease: where does the term "ultra attractive" come from?
DJTweeny: he
llanwydd: very tall jewish gentleman is ironic as well
Cease: i learned from fran lebowitz that the term "super star" was originally an andy warhol joke
llanwydd: as if to say you can always tell a jew when you seen one
Commando Cody: Did you finish the show Cease? I loved it.
Cease: i never thought of that, llan
Cease: yes, part 2 of A Franticle for Lebowitz in next week's chat
Cease: along with Next World
llanwydd: lookng forward to that, cat
Commando Cody: Great, can't wait to hear Part 2.
Cease: i used both the new series, their previous collaboration Public Speaking and some fran interviews from letterman.
Cease: i think i discovered her on letterman long ago, but was not very familiar with her. must get her book from the library
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“THE 6TH ALBUM”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Beet: These are lots of fun.
Cease: "these?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “THE 6TH ALBUM” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS
Beet: The 6th Album collections
Commando Cody: I've read various articles written by her over the years.
llanwydd: on the radio once she was introduced by someone who said fran could hardly contain herself
llanwydd: which was deliberately ironic
Commando Cody: LOL!
llanwydd: I didn hear it. somebody told me about it
Cease: as i said last week, it's like shuffling cards. anyone could take up dave's suggestion an come with interesting mixes of the same material
Cease: this is from one of the flicks bergman made. anyone seen it?
Cease: nasi gorlng, bergman in gorilla suit
Commando Cody: Can't say I've seen the film.
Cease: most likely on line
llanwydd: nasi goring is an indonesian food
Cease: called Love is Hard to Get
llanwydd: I have never had it
Cease: yes llan.
Cease: too spicy for my taste buds
Cease: tween played Hot Rod Lincoln on his Tuesday show last week and it Really reminded me of this song
Deputy Dang: which show is that?
Cease: tell him, tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: My Tuesday show archive is at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow if you'd like a taste of what we do there
Rufus_T_Firetween: I open with a little FST and then take music requests
Rufus_T_Firetween: Radio Free Roadkill :)
Deputy Dang: Okay. I wondered because there are a number of shows linked(hosted?) at MadMusicArchive.
Rufus_T_Firetween: I'm not part of that, as far as I know
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: It's on the Radio Free Dishnuts network, which is the people who provide the streaming server for this show
Cease: this is from the flick, not the album
Rufus_T_Firetween: www.dishnuts.net
Cease: tv or not tv
||||||||| Not Ed tiptoes in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Not Ed: Pork?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Not Ed
Cease: Hi Not
llanwydd: Hi NE
Not Ed: Hey Rufus Hey C
Not Ed: Hey llan waz real
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Not Ed: Jello CC & DD
Commando Cody: Howdy Ed.
Cease: some of the funniest dope humour they ever did
Cease: and that's sayiing a lot
Not Ed: Ya hey CC
Beet: Howdy Not
Commando Cody: Hey Cease, what's the earliest channel changing bit they did? I'm amussing it would be a radio version.
Cease: itg was called A Life in the Day, from their live Mushroom shows at the end of 1967
Deputy Dang: Officstress?
Cease: i have a mix of the 2 versions they did of that plus 2 places and Dwarf on Tween's archive site somewhere
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:22 PM, then departs.
Commando Cody: I've been amazed at how many times it seems to be a part of their material.
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Commando Cody: OK, I'll look for it.
llanwydd: Hi Merlyn
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “THE 6TH ALBUM” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS
Commando Cody: Hey ho Merlyn.
Merlyn: heya
Cease: Hey Merl
Beet: Hi Dr Merlyn
Deputy Dang: Howdy, Merlyn! Song lime, toe knee!
Commando Cody: That's a good one Dang. I'm going to steal that one.
Not Ed: Hey Merl
Not Ed: Beet, yo
Not Ed: Tweeny!
Commando Cody: It reminds me of the Mike Nesmith bit in Elephant Parts where he asks the bartender for a Marningreeta!
Not Ed: haha
Cease: i must rewatch that. is it on youtube?
Commando Cody: I think it might be.
Not Ed: Nice editz C
Deputy Dang: Marningreeta? You're welcome to it, CC. It doesn't get as many smiles in real life as it does in writing.
Cease: thre were a lot of those scewball movies
Cease: it';s my job, not
Commando Cody: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU_ycxo-Q7PspWqZCya2VD0mQbXMuO-sA
Commando Cody: It appears to be the separate sketches.
Cease: aha
Deputy Dang: Thank you--I'll watch them later, probably tomorrow.
Commando Cody: It was for his wife's fire Dang.
Deputy Dang: good transition!
Cease: i do like this edit
Cease: i try and make myself. sometimes i succeed
Deputy Dang: nice transition. very good indeed!
Commando Cody: That was good too.
Not Ed: DDang waz real
Not Ed: hash?
Cease: doesnt this sound like a generic russian song?
Not Ed: pot?
Not Ed: what's that?
llanwydd: rather like generic russian folk music
llanwydd: nothing like prokoffiev of shostokovich
Cease: i asked a russian friend and she asked her dad and they didnt know it
llanwydd: or not of
Cease: but phl knows is russian songs. sand them on street corners in russia with yale russian chorus in 59
DJTweeny: Must have been quite an experience visiting the USSR at that time
Cease: HIS
Cease: did you read his autobi, tween?
Deputy Dang: Just a Tweeny?
Cease: great chapter about it.
Cease: still remembers fondly a woman he met there
Not Ed: loved Procmer's Russian in the elevator in WFTEOSLH
Commando Cody: I can see the snowy scenes from Doctor Zhivago.
Not Ed: lol
Commando Cody: Or Dr. Strangelove maybe.
Not Ed: Or Dr Seuss? Ouch
Cease: i would love to see st. petersburg, the grandfather's city
DJTweeny: Cease: did you read his autobi, tween? << Haven't yet, no but I got the local library system to buy a copy
Commando Cody: I hope you get to go someday Cease.
DJTweeny: I'll get around to it eventually
llanwydd: that acronym took me a moment, not ed
Commando Cody: LOL Ed.
Cease: never met him (1855-1925) but uncles' tales of their days in st petbersberg in the 19th century fascinate me
llanwydd: I have had dreams of travelling through siberia
Cease: my play CAST is based on one of those tales. tween and llan have wonderful roles in that play
llanwydd: wonder if it means something
llanwydd: yeah that was great fun, cat
llanwydd: very strange thing about that though, that background noise was none of my doing
Cease: my wife';s father was a prisoner of war in siberia in 1946
llanwydd: I dont know how that happened
Cease: theres a story in that
Not Ed: nudge nudge llan & CC
DJTweeny: looking forward to the new play Cat
llanwydd: interesting, cat
Cease: working slowlly on my egypt play
Cease: will have lines for tween and llan this month. ok?
DJTweeny: A Japanese prisoner in Siberia?
Cease: i need to give myself deadlines.
Cease: yes
llanwydd: Great, Cat!
DJTweeny: I'll be happy to participate :)
Cease: soviet army over ran the isalnd he was in so he was off to siberia
DJTweeny: wow, I had no idea
Not Ed: Cyberia
Cease: almost all his fellow prisoners died but he survived by laughing at their guard
DJTweeny: heheh
Cease: the man had a japanese wife and lived with her family in japan.
DJTweeny: Cyberia is the modern version of Radio Prison?
Cease: but it was a female family so he learned only female japanese.
Not Ed: lol right
llanwydd: how cruel this human race is
Not Ed: terribly so
Not Ed: but I'm not dang it
Cease: Fumiyo (my wife:s) father Shichiro found it funniest thing, to hear this dictator tryhing and torture and subjugate while speaking female japanese
llanwydd: lol
llanwydd: thats tgerrible, cat
Cease: the power of a sense of humour, at least.
Not Ed: what C? lol
Not Ed: indeed
llanwydd: the dialogue is getting scrambled here
Cease: he was a wonderful man. we had a lot of fun together.
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a hot cheese log
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a hot cheese log.
llanwydd: thanks cathy
Commando Cody: Ummmm, cheese.
Cease: my wife thinks she inherited much of her wonderfulness from him
Rufus_T_Firetween: I had no idea there was 'female Japanese language'
Beet: New to me too
Not Ed: I didn't know that Ruf
llanwydd: well some languages have gender specific words
llanwydd: cant imagine what the hell for
Rufus_T_Firetween: sure, French
Cease: very much so, tween.
Rufus_T_Firetween: but it's not a 'female language'
Not Ed: I see....
llanwydd: true
Cease: well, a different way of saying things.
Rufus_T_Firetween: lots to admire about the Japanese, but their cultural attitude towards women is not one of them
Not Ed: lean something new every day
Cease: i woman would refer to herself as "atashi" but a man would say "watashi"
Not Ed: learn
llanwydd: I never took note of that, tween
Commando Cody: My brother has been living in Japan for many yearsbut we've never talked about that.
Cease: i think it's changing now, tween.
Rufus_T_Firetween: hopefully
Cease: even when my daughter grew up there, you could feel the increasing improvvement
Rufus_T_Firetween: good to hear
Cease: it was a very sexist and racist country when i first moved there for work in 71. it got much better by the time i finally left in 88
Commando Cody: Reminds me of Doug Kershaw.
Commando Cody: Except funnier pf course.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Deputy Dang: watakushi wa dango gurifusu desu
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cease: this guy is in zachardiah, the cajun fiddler
Not Ed: I got Barbecue Sauce to fill in some crax
Cease: kershaw was great in an otherwise poor flick
Cease: i havent' mentioned new cat yet
Cease: not sure for how long but we've been asked to take care of a large cat
llanwydd: are there any japanese firesign fans, cat?
Not Ed: When was Zacharia released I think I was in Jr High
Cease: probably the size of both of our last cats. very timid, after abusive situation
Commando Cody: Have you put up a pic of the cat on your site Cease?
Cease: in the 70s, not so many. but probably more now as the country has opened up
Cease: no pic yet, cody. must do so.
Not Ed: 1971 I guess
Commando Cody: We'll be looking for it.
Not Ed: I was in 8th grade
Cease: i was teaching english in japan when this came out
Commando Cody: My daughter's cat is on her way out unfortunately.
Not Ed: I wish I was there with yaz C
Deputy Dang: ha! cross and switchblade!
Not Ed: Never been to Japan - always wanted to visit
Commando Cody: I still need to go there myself. As long as my bro is there might as well visit.
Not Ed: Oh cool CC
Commando Cody: Need to hit Europe yet as well. Many relatives over there in France.
Not Ed: I don't really know anybody there
Not Ed: I have a friend in Taiwan but that's another thing
Commando Cody: I almost got to go yeaars ago for an F1 test session but it fell through at the last minute.
Not Ed: Drat
Not Ed: Wolfman J is sooooo cool
Commando Cody: I work with a guy from Taiwan now.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Not Ed: Neat
Commando Cody: I don't know if he'll ever go back now.
Not Ed: Say it Say it
Commando Cody: I should ask him.
Not Ed: Lookout below!
Cease: how do we define weird?
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Not Ed: not normal plus
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “THE 6TH ALBUM” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS
Cease: alternate normal
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
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Not Ed nods to C
llanwydd: Cool
Beet: Nice
Deputy Dang: break the station! keep it moving!
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Not Ed: Don't break this station hand me the pliers
Cease: when you consider how good firesign is, how can i not do good things with them?
Not Ed: lol right on DD
Commando Cody: F·I·R·E·S·I·G·N T·H·E·A·T·R·E
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Not Ed: Opus tonight C
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Not Ed activates the phlanger phasor
Cease: If we create, we do so for our own need to do so. Firesign is paint with which I paint my audio paintings
Cease: the radio i knew as a very young child is my inspiration here. Be Interesting
Not Ed: Hot paints
Commando Cody: LOL!
Not Ed: That's great C - I go back there sometimes with "otr"
Cease: yes thanks for the Tunnel Under the City post
Not Ed: X Minus One, Dimension X
Cease: did you listen to the collage i made of of the tape from the fututre?
Not Ed: Amazing episode
Cease: based on another of your posts
Rufus_T_Firetween: X Minus One is pretty good
Not Ed: no I want to and I shall find it
Not Ed: been distracted by projects etc
Rufus_T_Firetween: I found it interesting that after The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling went back to radio for a while with The Zero Hour
Cease: i have a sort of memory of entering the san fernando valley in late jan, 56, while listeningt to an SF play
Cease: can almost remmber it, but that's 65 years ago
Not Ed: Ruf yeah I forgot about that
Not Ed: YouTube here I come
Not Ed: I think the episodes were free when they came out
Cease: did any of you see new southpark last night?
Not Ed: no I forgot see I'm really out of it
Cease: tis scene is kinda south parkian
Not Ed: ohh
Not Ed: south parkian lol
Not Ed: I did get the new McCartney album, which I quite like
Not Ed: McCartney III
Cease: i'll listen to it, not. i love Ram
Not Ed: oh man me too
Cease: there may be a collage in it.
Beet: McCartney still making good music.
Not Ed: MIII is in that realm, not all slick, yet such craftsman ship - I guess he made it at home (COVID)
Cease: next week, franticle 2. then a collage about zacharia. then one about wolves turning into dogs.
Not Ed: Board the craftsman ship!
Cease: i'm now watchin the new adam curtis series and will definitley make something out of that
Not Ed: cool C
Not Ed: I'll show up more now
Cease: hope you do, not
Not Ed: Much to your chagrin
Not Ed: whatever that means
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Cease: tween has all the collages on his site
Not Ed: I'm there then
Cease: firesign is a kind of lens through which to see interesting things
Not Ed: this is insane it's very fillng : )
Not Ed: good observation
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Not Ed: er no pun intended but I'll take it
Not Ed: but you're right C
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Cease: they intended that, not
Not Ed: in fact my POV changed the minute I heard Electrician
Not Ed: like the first hit of acid - Bing!
llanwydd: starting to turn gray. cant let that happen
Cease: the problem with trying to write an audio play is compared to this, it's impossible to write anything better
Not Ed: you said it
Cease: very depressing.
Cease: BUT
Not Ed: lol don't give up C you've done it B 4
llanwydd: you can try to emulate. thats what I did when I wrote my play even though it was not a comedy
Cease: just as we grieve the loss of our cat of 17 years, Jazz, suddenly we are asked to rescue a cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: Fun stuff Cat :)
llanwydd: I just kept writing until the plot was very dense
llanwydd: an homage, you might call it
Cease: we were told her name was bob. we liked that, as the name of a book we both love is A Streetcat named Bob
Not Ed: Weirdly poetic
Cease: later we learn her name was actually Bop as in Hayley Bop comet
Not Ed: lol wow
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: INTERVIEW WITH DAVID OSSMAN
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out David Ossman’s Member Page At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
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llanwydd: great collage, cat!
Cease: her owner freaked out and she was endangered
Not Ed: Tweeny Tweeny Tweeny
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: Nice job, Cat.
Not Ed: Yeah most awesome C tanx!
Cease: we rescued manhy cats when we lived in japan in the 80s
Rufus_T_Firetween: Ed Ed Ed
Cease: our daughter rescued an abandoned dog when she was 9
Cease: if it aint awesome, im not doing my job
Rufus_T_Firetween: :)
Cease: this is the greatest review of a firesign product i've ever encountered
Not Ed: lol
Not Ed: Ruf
Commando Cody: Is that a Govt. DJTeeny?
Beet: This is a good summary.
Not Ed: Catherwood give Cease some awesome sauce
||||||||| Catherwood hands cease some awesome sauce.
Cease: firesign is awesome. it strives to push us to further awe
Not Ed: lol yepsk
Not Ed got small about an hour ago
Not Ed: yeah this is great
Cease: what tween and i are doing here is just radio
Cease: what firesign did, on and off, for many years. ther natural medium
Cease: radio is what you want to present to the ears of others.
Cease: that's what i thought in 1956 and that's what i do now
Not Ed: Rotten Tomatoes gives Zachariah four stars https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/z_for_zachariah
Not Ed: Oops wrong movie
Not Ed blushes
Cease: i didnt hate it as much on youtube this month as i did ina theattre long ago
Cease: ossie is the great intellectual of audio creation
Rufus_T_Firetween: Cool interview
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
currently playing – PHIL AUSTIN'S “TALES OF THE OLD DETECTIVE”
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check out OLD DETECTIVE at >> http://www.amazon.com/Tales-Old-Detective-Other-Lies/dp/1572700017
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Beet: Neat
Not Ed: oh this is choice
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TALES OF THE OLD DETECTIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-ln
Not Ed: Tx Ruf
Rufus_T_Firetween: yw
Not Ed: Download the school lunch menus bit on the track listing tab/page https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-tl
Merlyn: I told Austin the first time I talked to him (by phone) is how, near the end of Developmental School Lunch Menus, you end up laughing at straight lines like "milk".
Cease: etched in thought
Not Ed: lol right no kidding
Cease: austin was one of the writers
Cease: and, merl?
Not Ed: I'll never forget Stunned Ducks in Alcohol Sauce and Meatless Hot Creatures
Deputy Dang: I remember trying to dial 9s too quickly
Not Ed: lol
Cease: lol
Not Ed: They did lunch menus live - you guys know
Cease: i saw them do lunch menus in a think their last tour, 2010
Not Ed: Procmer read it once --Kirkland?
Not Ed: (Usually Austin of course)
Cease: i saw them do it twice on whidbey island, wica, the theatre thge ossmans were associated with.
Cease: 2010
Not Ed: Those were magical shows
Not Ed: I was there, with friends
Cease: were you at the kirkland big broghahaha? not?
Not Ed: Yes which was very special - I think we very briefly chatted
Not Ed: I lived in Kirkland at the time
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Not Ed: What luck!
Cease: yess, not
Cease: you reached out to me
Cease: i spent a lot of time with ossmans, pete's daughter, etc
Not Ed: well you're a really nice person and your support is very special
Not Ed: great
Beet: Lucky man.
Cease: it was wonderfful and necessary that i go back to the beginning of firesging and can relate to that length of bergnman's life
Cease: doesn't listening to firesign make you a nice person?
Beet: A little more expanded than those who don't
Cease: in the senses that you have to consider other realtites, not jsut the one you've been conditioned to
llanwydd: I dont know any mean firesign fans
Deputy Dang: This is making me hungry
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha
Rufus_T_Firetween: Kitten On A Stick?
Cease: my new play is about food, dang. you may want to avoid it
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign
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Deputy Dang: I need to catch your show.
Commando Cody: Milk!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Please mark your calendar Deputy :)
Commando Cody: I have never heard this before. It is definitely a new favorite.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Cat and Cody hang there
Rufus_T_Firetween: Johan on occasion
Cease: Austin was REally proud of this
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Commando Cody: Bring your requests Dang.
Merlyn: Complicated cake is a real thing: https://www.engrish.com/2005/12/its-just-so/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TALES OF THE OLD DETECTIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-ln
Beet: Enjoyable as always. Nice to see everyone. Fantastic collections Dr Cease. Thanks for the guiding light, Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Deputy Dang: Tuesday... marking it...
Merlyn: tanks yet again tween
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Rufus_T_Firetween: I like this version of Give Up This Day best :)
Commando Cody: Thanks for your material Cease. Thanks again for hosting Rufus.
Deputy Dang: Awesome show; well worth waiting for, so let's wait!
Rufus_T_Firetween: 7pm Eastern Deputy
Commando Cody: And what was it we're waiting for Dang?
Cease: Franticle for Lebowitz next week
Commando Cody: Adios gang.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Deputy Dang: We're waiting for Tuesday's show
Cease: Hope to see many of you next week
Deputy Dang: Thank you, Cat and Tweeny
Cease: we do our best, eh?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| At 11:00 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Commando Cody rushes off, saying "11:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: yeah, thanks tweeny and cat
llanwydd: see you all next week
||||||||| llanwydd departs at 11:01 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Covid 19
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Beet - dead from Covid 19
||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "2:31 AM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| It's 2:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
Commando Cody
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
llanwydd
Merlyn
morlog
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
URL References:
http://dishnuts.net
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-tl
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
http://www.amazon.com/Tales-Old-Detective-Other-Lies/dp/1572700017
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/firesign
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
https://thepolygon.ca/
https://www.engrish.com/2005/12/its-just-so/
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/z_for_zachariah
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU_ycxo-Q7PspWqZCya2VD0mQbXMuO-sA



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