||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 25, 2021 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween disembarks at 4:05 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 6:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween tiptoes in around 7:47 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – Don Henley Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:44 PM, dragging llanwydd by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" llanwydd: howdy tween! DJTweeny: Hey llan llanwydd: how are you recovering from the storm? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" llanwydd: hope you are doing better than last week DJTweeny: Got water back Tuesday, after a week w/o DJTweeny: much warmer weather, was 84 yesterday lol llanwydd: Thank God DJTweeny: talk about feast or famine llanwydd: yeah texas weather is like that DJTweeny: That's pretty extreme even for us DJTweeny: snow on the ground and freezing temps and a few days later in the 80s llanwydd: I was in san antonio in 1981. winter DJTweeny: winters in Austin are usually really mild llanwydd: in the 8s one minute and down to about 18 the next. it was really weird llanwydd: I meant 80s DJTweeny: yipes DJTweeny: yeah I figured llanwydd: how far is austin from SA? DJTweeny: It's true that we can get weather out of the Panhandle that can drop the temp 30 degrees in a couple of hours DJTweeny: around 100 miles, I think llanwydd: further than I thought llanwydd: I would drive that far for a good meal. I have several times ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:49 PM and late as usual, it's Cease, just back from British Columbia." llanwydd: Hey Cat DJTweeny: 80 miles, just checked llanwydd: how you doing? DJTweeny: allo Cat eh llanwydd: listening to don henley tonight llanwydd: I like his voice DJTweeny: from his Inside Job album DJTweeny: the next song is about extraterrestrials ;) llanwydd: that sounds interesting DJTweeny: I say we have enough already, don't need any extra llanwydd: enough extraterrestials? dont look at me. I was born in new jersey Cease: i had a long talk with doc tech last night ||||||||| Outside, the 8:53 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Deputy Dang coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. llanwydd: how is he? DJTweeny: haha DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy llanwydd: Hey Dang! Deputy Dang: Welcome back! Cease: Wantg to record Illan and Tween Cease: hey dang DJTweeny: any time, Cease llanwydd: I have had a change of email address, cat llanwydd: I will send it to you in pm. give me a moment. DJTweeny: can you send me a test email llan? Deputy Dang: heya Cat! DJTweeny: I don't have my usualy email client up right now DJTweeny: This song is called "They Not Here, They're Not Coming" Cease: dont overestate my sobriety llanwydd: well I will have to get your email address, first tween DJTweeny: we need to talk to Merlyn about that ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 8:59 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Evening all ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 25, 2021 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: we are lucky to be hearing this now Cease: hey beet Beet: Hi Dr Cease ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Beet: Hi Elayne DJTweeny: Hi Elayne ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! *** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out EYKIW at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-rv' Elayne: Evenin' all! Cease: hey el Elayne: Tonight's album isn't nearly as funny in the age of QAnon... Cease: we all love you, el Beet: I really like this one. Elayne: Oh, uh...thanks Cat. llanwydd: I cant see the chat Rufus_T_Firetween: Just got delivery of a Korg Prologue 16 (the larger one) today - https://www.korg.com/us/products/synthesizers/prologue/ llanwydd: I am going to go out and come back in
Rufus_T_Firetween is a very happy camper Elayne: So I have my vaccine shot #1, going for #2 on St. Patrick's Day. Things are definitely looking up Elayne: Phil and Melinda are getting shot #2 tomorrow I believe DJTweeny: may you be well Elayne llanwydd: good to be back Elayne: No effects at all with #1, Tween. A litttle shoulder soreness, that's all gone now. Beet: Wow! An amazing looking keyboard. Elayne: I hear most of the side effects to look for come with shot #2. Beet: Just got #1 today. DJTweeny: Haven't had an analog like that since I sold my Sequential Prophet 5 in the late 90s llanwydd: I am putting off my shot until all the old people can get theirs llanwydd: I am only 59 Beet: A mere lad DJTweeny: I'm putting off mine until we see the side effects llanwydd: my mother had her first one the day before yesterday DJTweeny: but each to his own llanwydd: she had a fever of 100 shortly after but she is fine now Beet: We have some deniers here. llanwydd: there are deniers everywhere Cease: how are things in nyc, el Beet: I like the name "Hashfire Inn". ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Not Ed falls out at 9:07 PM. llanwydd: how is doc? anybody know? DJTweeny: evenin' NotEd Not Ed: hey Tweeny Beet: Hi Not Not Ed: Cheers Beet Elayne: nYC is fine, Cat. Did you near from DocTech? Elayne: Hi NotEd! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln llanwydd: Hi Ed Not Ed: Best Elayne! Not Ed: Hey llan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new video DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php llanwydd: recording from the civil war. LOL Not Ed: lol Not Ed: great Cease: i talked to doc tech on the phonje yesterdsay Not Ed: I love the FF tape Cease: saunds like he's in good shape llanwydd: ff? Not Ed: fast forward llanwydd: good to hear, cat Not Ed: Cool Cat Beet: It's good to hear he is better. Cease: hey not. did you hear my collage about a tape from the futrure? Cease: i'm in the middle of creating new audo play Cease: hopefuly starring tween and llan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Cease: how;s it goin, El? Elayne: I'm tired, Cat. Don't know if it's because of my workday or the shot. Elayne: I'm going to leave now. Beet: Nino is so cool. Rufus_T_Firetween: Rest well Elayne llanwydd: nite E Not Ed: Dimension X & X Minus One https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8v7ZDxE26jcHIy-Nn5RjOlJASujipdbz Beet: G'Nite Elayne. Rest well. Not Ed: Take care & be groovy E Cease: glad to hear you got a shot, el. still far inte future here llanwydd: ha ha Not Ed: melt a watch llanwydd: forklifters union. LOL llanwydd: would you believe our governor here in florida has ordered flags to be lowered to half staff for rush limbaugh llanwydd: aye aye aye DJTweeny: hahaha, not that's a conservative State ;) Beet: Whay a patriot. Deputy Dang: Palm Beach county defied the governor Beet: What DJTweeny: *now llanwydd: actaully we are a red state ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." llanwydd: good to hear that about Palm beach county llanwydd: this is shortly after limbaugh praised the insurrection at the capitol and its perpetrators
Not Ed tries in vain to melt a watch ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Comando Cody', just granted probation at 9:23 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Not Ed: I love this side llanwydd: Hi Cody Not Ed: Hey CCody Comando Cody: Howdy folks. Beet: Greetings Commando DJTweeny: Hi Cody Comando Cody: Looks like I've been missing an interesting chat. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new video DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php llanwydd: well you are here now cc Rufus_T_Firetween: Cody, you can always perus what you missed at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/public/The_Waiting_Room.html Not Ed: Well yes and no Rufus_T_Firetween: *peruse Comando Cody: Hey Rufus, did you manage to get back to semi normal down there in Austin? Not Ed: It's always interesting around here Rufus_T_Firetween: That's a live chat log llanwydd: peruvians Rufus_T_Firetween: Comando Cody: Hey Rufus, did you manage to get back to semi normal down there in Austin? << got water back Tuesday after a week without Comando Cody: Thanks Rufus. I know. I saw the Limbaugh chat line and threw that out there. Rufus_T_Firetween: semi-normal again, thanks :) Beet: No busted pipes? Not Ed: Cool guys Rufus_T_Firetween: lots of busted pipes all over Texas Rufus_T_Firetween: that's why my apartment complex was w/o water for a week llanwydd: I can imagine, tween Rufus_T_Firetween: I'm not sure the whole complex has water restored yet Rufus_T_Firetween: Texas can't find enough plumbers Beet: I'm glad it is back for you, Rufus. Rufus_T_Firetween: Thanks Beet Beet: When Covid is over, is that when we will see the aliens? Rufus_T_Firetween: heheh Comando Cody: I only recently saw the video of this. Cease: Covid hasnt beeen that big a thing forme as i rarely go out Cease: are you alll ok: Comando Cody: I'm good. No COVID in me. ||||||||| Captain Equinox enters at 9:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Not Ed: I walk the dog every day - an hour to an hour and a half Cease: hi cap Beet: We're rolling along OK in West Virginia. Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! Not Ed: COVID-free around here Not Ed: Cappy Comando Cody: Hello Cap. Rufus_T_Firetween: ahoy, Captain Beet: Hey, Captain. Captain Equinox: Hey, man - are you holding? Not Ed: (S. Seattle) Captain Equinox: Hi All! Not Ed: Natch. Captain Equinox: Wanna hear me rap? Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Comando Cody: No. please no. Not Ed: Angelheaded hipsters... Captain Equinox: okay. Captain Equinox: Hi Art! Not Ed: .: is burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a hole ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a hole. Rufus_T_Firetween: haha llanwydd: lol Captain Equinox: Holey Crap! Comando Cody: Oh my. I don't know how many of you have heard of Garfunkel and Oates but they have a very funny video about holes. Beet: I have all the holes I need, thanks. Rufus_T_Firetween: not I Not Ed: I was actually in a band called the Angelheaded Hipsters Captain Equinox: Hah! Comando Cody: It's called God's Loophole. Not safe for your Tues Roadkill show though. Cease: post the link, cody llanwydd: that s not art garfunkel is it?
Rufus_T_Firetween guesses not Comando Cody: Will do Cease. And no it has nothing to do with Art llan. Not Ed:https://youtu.be/zQXADB3-HQM Cease: how are you all doing? Not Ed: (Angelheaded Hipsters link) Rufus_T_Firetween: I appreciate your appreciation that we 'try' to be a 'family friendly' station Rufus_T_Firetween: doesn't always work out that way lol Captain Equinox: Booze! Cease: i cut out all the fucks, tween Comando Cody: I've got a very slow connection tonight so I'm guessing Not Comando Cody: Ed has beat me to it. Rufus_T_Firetween: There's a great Gilder Radner parody of children's songs called "Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals" Rufus_T_Firetween: Had to make many bleeps ;) Not Ed: Hey everyone I have to make like a tree and leaf Not Ed: Good to see you all and good to know our Texas Firepals are hanging in there Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying! Cease: b ynot Not Ed: tanx Tween & Rufus Rufus_T_Firetween: see you next time NotEd Not Ed: tanx & bye Beet: Nice to see you tonight, Not. Rufus_T_Firetween: be well llanwydd: great album Beet: Love it Rufus_T_Firetween: 'tis ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “APRIL FOOL'S DAY 1997” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Firesign's new release DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES at https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl' Comando Cody:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG5Y4VXlk-w Captain Equinox: Ya know why Scots wear kilts? Beet: ewe 2 Captain Equinox: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep. Rufus_T_Firetween: lol @ Monkey Stout Comando Cody: There is a full on slick video of this on You Tube as well. And I warned all of you ahead of time. Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Captain Equinox: Pork? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Rufus_T_Firetween: I definitely need to split this up for individual bits Comando Cody: I just flashed on the Dilbert comic where they outsource to Elbonia. llanwydd: those sheep jokes are often directed at the welsh Captain Equinox: The deuce you say? llanwydd: dont understand why. if you need a subject for a welsh joke it could be poverty Captain Equinox: or the inability to understand what they're saying?> ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Comando Cody: Brad's pits. llanwydd: LOL CE ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:51 PM, then departs. llanwydd: Hey Merl Cease: hi merl Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Merlyn Merlyn: hello dere Comando Cody: Hello Merlyn. Beet: Evening, Merl. Rufus_T_Firetween: llan has been having problems with private chat llanwydd: not just me, tween Beet: I have been getting Llan's chats for Cease. Comando Cody: llan I just sent you a private text. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Beet: Interesting ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “A FRANTICLE FOR LEBOWITZ” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Comando Cody: It was just a "are you getting this text to see if it was working. Cease: proc gave me a casete with that on it in 97 llanwydd: 97? I was just a wee lad Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A FRANTICLE FOR LEBOWITZ” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#COLLAGES Merlyn: hello dere Comando Cody: I've been watching it on Netflix. She's a hoot. llanwydd: actually I was in me thurties llanwydd: is she the one with the buster keaton smile? Comando Cody: LOL! Comando Cody: Yes, these days she sports a pair of glasses that fit that description. llanwydd: cool Captain Equinox: I drink apple juice - OJ can kill ya! llanwydd: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: lolol Beet: Obstinate Jabber Comando Cody: Anita Bryant drank it so you can see where that might lead. Captain Equinox: Spike Jones? Captain Equinox: Nyuk Nyuk! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Captain Equinox: Shhhh Comando Cody:https://www.thirteen.org/programs/retro-report-on-pbs/retro-report-on-pbs-season-1-episode-7-anita-bryant-gay-rights-icon-andy-borowitz/ Captain Equinox: So glad you have *POWER*, Tween! llanwydd: POWER to the people Captain Equinox: People to the Power! Captain Equinox: Up with People Cease: i think, uh Cease: soe crazy indian Rufus_T_Firetween: Captain Equinox: So glad you have *POWER*, Tween! << I count myself extremely lucky to have only lost water, and that there was plenty of snow to melt down to flush the toilet Rufus_T_Firetween: at one point, 1/2 of Austin was w/o power in sub-freezing weather Rufus_T_Firetween: having warmth and internet was a blessing llanwydd: but what an inconvenience to be without water Rufus_T_Firetween: yes, for a week no less Comando Cody: I was surprised to see that Texas is completely disconnected from the rest of the grid in the States Beet: Scary Rufus_T_Firetween: I considered maybe the beard wasn't so bad, maybe a Sean Connery in Red October look lol Cease: glad to hear your watered agaom tweem Rufus_T_Firetween: Comando Cody: I was surprised to see that Texas is completely disconnected from the rest of the grid in the States << There are 3 grids, East, West and Texas yeah Captain Equinox: the Rapinds ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Captain Equinox: they're grand Rufus_T_Firetween: We can get power from Mexico, but they didn't have enough to share to make a difference llanwydd: I got that reference immediately about grand rapids Captain Equinox: wow Rufus_T_Firetween: the scary thing is, it could have been worse Comando Cody: I can guess. Mexican power isn't all that reliable even in Mexico. Rufus_T_Firetween: if they hadn't done the rolling blackouts, the whole system could have collapsed and we could have been w/o power for months Captain Equinox: This old man says he's been to chicago llanwydd: florida is the only state that rarely gets snow Comando Cody: You know Rufus, you could always have gone down to the Yucatan. Beet: I heard that the system was seconds away from total collapse. Rufus_T_Firetween: Austin is about on the same latitude as the Florida Panhandle ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llanwydd: if I remember correctly it hasnt snowed in florida since 1978 Rufus_T_Firetween: we don't know from arctic cold Captain Equinox: When we get snow here in Asheville, it's usually gone in 24-36 hours. Comando Cody: Hmm, are we cult kooks as well? Beet: I know it's only temporary but we had a beautiful clear sunny day today. Captain Equinox: Have any of you watched The History of Time Travel? Streaming on prime. llanwydd: but NC has mountains. we dont Comando Cody: 70s here in Tucson. Captain Equinox: True - i live in the mts. Captain Equinox: LOVE Tucson llanwydd: I live at sea level three miles from the beach Beet: nice Captain Equinox: Where, llan? Comando Cody: My family used to go to NC to vacation on the beach. llanwydd: pretty close to daytona Captain Equinox: I'm in WNC - almost Tennesee Comando Cody: When we lived in PA. Captain Equinox: Got that - niece and nephew are from Englewood and now live in Sarasota Captain Equinox: No BVD ||||||||| It's 10:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Captain Equinox: Herpes? Captain Equinox: Oh, hairpiece. Captain Equinox: Yoilet raised fish? Captain Equinox: What about the trouser trout? Comando Cody: We used to spend the week on Holden Beach. Captain Equinox: Gotta run, folks - early appointment in the morning. Comando Cody: Adios Cap. Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying! llanwydd: nite CE ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Captain Equinox: toodles! Beet: See ya comando Beet: oops I mean Captain Comando Cody: I'm not dead yet. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: Glad to hear it. Comando Cody: LOL! Comando Cody: I did the same thing to Elayne awhile back. Cease: It might be diffiul to show up here if you were dead Beet: Kinda cool though. llanwydd: I hope to show up here when I am dead llanwydd: what a shock that would be Comando Cody: I was channeling the Holy Grail scene. "Bring out your dead!' llanwydd: I know. I got that Comando Cody: Hopefully a shock could bring you back from it depending on what you died from. llanwydd: I have used that line in play rehearsals llanwydd: always gets a laugh Rufus_T_Firetween: "I don't want to go on the cart!!" Comando Cody: What? Youse an actor llan? llanwydd: yessuh Cease: i was not aware of fran unti i watche this netflick series recently Cease: lan has been in at least two of my plays. Beet: Used to watch her on talk shows; Comando Cody: Way cool llan. I've done some of that myself. Thorughly enjoyed it. llanwydd: I have done some film and television as well Comando Cody: She's definitley been around for awhile Cease. Cease: yes i saw her on letrtetremasn, long agop Beet: cool Comando Cody: Wait, is there anything we can see on-line? Beet: must be. llanwydd: I played three rols in a PBS documentary about the former secretary of state george shultz called Turmoil and Triumph Cease:https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffnt&q=fran+lebowitz+on+letterman&atb=v174-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2mszuV0Pa18 Comando Cody: I'll have to check it out. See if I can figure out your character. llanwydd: I played an apostle in a history channel documentary called Jesus: The Lost 40 Days Cease: you're a fine actor, llan llanwydd: and the singer Selena died in my arms in an Investigate Discovery documentary called Real Crime/Reel Story ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: thanks, cat Comando Cody: I have a friend who was in the Coen brothers Millers Crossing Cease: this is duke ellington Cease: and som e white guy llanwydd: love duke ellington Comando Cody: Can't actually see him though. Extra in a darkly lit scene. Comando Cody: Crap llan, won't be able to see that one. Comando Cody: Cat, this is really good. Cease: thanks, cody Beet: Mingus was legensary. llanwydd: I dont share Im a republican! love that Beet: legabdary Beet: legendary llanwydd: lebonondary Beet: yes llanwydd: lebanese dairy Beet: that too llanwydd: lol Comando Cody: Lebanon baloney. llanwydd: roast eagle. lol Rufus_T_Firetween: lol @ roast eagle with all the trimmings
Rufus_T_Firetween has has nothing to do with the Republocrats for a very long time Rufus_T_Firetween: false dichotomy Beet: Believe it or not, I used to be one. I'm embarrassed to admit it. llanwydd: I am not registered with any party ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Deputy Dang: I know there's only a bit left, but I have to sleep. This has been a good show. They all are, of course. Comando Cody: You're not the only one Beet. llanwydd: except the birthday party Cease: hji dang Comando Cody: Adios Deputy D. Rufus_T_Firetween: See you next time Deputy Beet: See ya, Deputy. Rufus_T_Firetween: be well Deputy Dang: Thanks all--we'll see you here next week! ||||||||| Deputy Dang says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Deputy Dang exits at 10:40 PM. llanwydd: nite dang Rufus_T_Firetween: What's on deck for next week, Cease? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A FRANTICLE FOR LEBOWITZ” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#COLLAGES llanwydd: wow Merlyn: They couldn't use Rococo's last name in these ads for Pizza Hut due to competitor Rocky Rococo's llanwydd: that was either product placemtn or a Beet: Really enjoyed that. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Doc Technical’s “DEAR FRIENDS TOO” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln' llanwydd: yeah that was great Rufus_T_Firetween: Doc did a great job with Dear Friends Too. They decided not to release it as an album, but I think he said they'll include some of it in a future Download Store release Beet: Hope so. llanwydd: I will be going now. hopefully see you next week Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN THEATRE DOWNLOAD STORE at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases llanwydd: nite ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:47 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Comando Cody: Bye llan. Rufus_T_Firetween: later llan Beet: Good night, Mr. Llan. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies cat into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:49 PM, then departs. Beet: This is great. cat: this is thrilling ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Beet: This was fun. Nice to see everyone. Fantastic collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for the leadership, Dr Tween. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Merlyn: sea later Tweeny Rufus_T_Firetween: See you Tuesday for some opening Firesign for my music request show :) ||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 10:57 PM train to Minnesota. Comando Cody: Indeed. This was a good show. CU all next week I hope. Comando Cody: I'll try top make the Tues. show as well. Usually tougher being the time it's on. ||||||||| Around 10:58 PM, Comando Cody walks off into the sunset... DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cease - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| cat - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
cat
Cease
Comando Cody
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
llanwydd
Merlyn
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
