A Firesign Chat
06/04/2020




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 04, 2020 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
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||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is kicked out just as the clock strikes 8:05 PM.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny falls out at 8:06 PM.
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||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
||||||||| 8:07 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Stevie Wonder)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| "8:50 PM? 8:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Cease enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Cease: Hi Stevie
Cease: Outta sight, man.
Cease: I see you got the show name right. I had forgotten Austin wanted me to call it Free Time with the Cat Man
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
DJTweeny: Hi Cease
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 8:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Beet: It's a rainy evening in the mountains of West Virginny. Good evening folks.
Cease: Hey Tween.
Cease: Beet
DJTweeny: Hey Beet
||||||||| Captain Equinox waltzes in at 8:56 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Beet: Howdy Dr Cease and Dr Tween
Captain Equinox: HIYA, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Ahoy Captain
Beet: Doesn't get any better than Stevie.
Cease: Was just listening to the Power show this afternoon. I'd forgotten how much I intrejected myself in the show. That was Bill McCintyre's idea.
Beet: Hi, Captain
DJTweeny: Much respect for the man
Captain Equinox: lassc stuff.
Cease: Hi Cap. Ossman convinced him to let me just play stuff instead of talk about it
Captain Equinox: Hey, Deej ,Beet
Captain Equinox: Classic stuff
Captain Equinox: Howdy, Cease
Captain Equinox: 'sup, Rufe?
Cease: this is still a relavent song. too relavent
DJTweeny: Seemed relevant to the current situation
Captain Equinox: True 'dat
Cease: well picked, tween
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 04, 2020 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Captain Equinox: *HONK HONK*
Captain Equinox: Aglutenated beans!
Captain Equinox: Gimme TWO peach pits!
Beet: They just don't deliver up in the hills.
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Cease: i'll one of those multiple identities
Captain Equinox: I already have several!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends broadcast collection, “ALL WE HAVE TO FEAR IS ME”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
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Cease: tween is right. every fan of the firesigns should have DOMM
Beet: All together now.
Captain Equinox: Toad away
Cease: Frogged away
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: good evening dear friends
Cease: Hi llan
Beet: beeyoutiful
Captain Equinox: Rubbit!
Beet: Howfy Llan
Captain Equinox: Lilian Roth!
Beet: If the cheese log is hot, are the worms cooked?
Captain Equinox: YUM YUM!
DJTweeny: "Dave's here, man..."
Beet: Howfy was supposed to be howdy, Llan. but you probably knew that.
llanwydd: ew yort
llanwydd: yes I got that, beet
Cease: Did you get the final version of the Ossman Project, llan?
Cease: Tween played it here last week.
llanwydd: not yet cat. where can I find it?
llanwydd: does it have my name right?
DJTweeny: funny you should ask...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign
llanwydd: I m having a deja vu
Cease: Now it's called We're Doomed, ,part 1
DJTweeny: and the Cat Archives still has the pics from Doc with the original spelling
Cease: again, llan?
DJTweeny: I haven't received new pics yet
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Not Ed in through the front door at 9:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: again?
Not Ed: Porque?
Cease: Hi Not
llanwydd: lol
DJTweeny: "It's like Deja Vu all over again!"
Beet: Hi, Not
DJTweeny: Hello Not
Not Ed: Waz real Cat
llanwydd: they are singing about you beet
Not Ed: Hey llan, Beet, Tweeny
llanwydd: hi not
Beet: Cool
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “WE'RE DOOMED! PART ONE” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS
llanwydd: zumwald
Captain Equinox: Jedgar
llanwydd: thanks for the link tween
Not Ed: hey Cappy
DJTweeny: yw
Captain Equinox: Heym Not!
llanwydd: just looked at the link, tween. my name is still spelled wrong. can it be fixed?
DJTweeny: Yeah, that's what I said. Doc needs to send me the new pic
DJTweeny: Cat, can you ask him?
Captain Equinox: We ain't leaving til we're heaving! HOOVE!
Cease: Ach! I'll get Doc right on it.
Cease: Price instead of Pryce, right?
DJTweeny: The last name is right
DJTweeny: Dave instead of David
Not Ed: "$20 Bill" (for George Floyd) by Tom Prasada-Rao (this will evoke tears--it's beautiful) https://youtu.be/DXYsv7SHhbk
Cease: Oh, I see.
Captain Equinox: Loretta Young - Loretta Old
llanwydd: no, cat
DJTweeny: Doc knows about it, but I just don't have the new pic yet
llanwydd: I am getting very worried about this
Cease: You prefer Dave to David
llanwydd: my name is not david
Captain Equinox: Nice sash!
Beet: Dave's not here.
Cease: People don't believe (or can't pronounce) any of my names.
Beet: Sp p p p p ooky
Cease: "Dave's not here" is how Dave Bahr's father turned him on to the Firesign Theatre, if you heard the Project
Beet: Constitutional rights out the window on a daily basis these days.
Not Ed: Oh it's Jubilee!
Not Ed: That explains it
Not Ed: It's the idiots
Captain Equinox: How Prescient!
llanwydd: gotta be going folks. see you next week
||||||||| Around 9:27 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset...
Cease: by llan
Captain Equinox: Gimme TWO!
Beet: See ya Llan.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Captain Equinox: Beer Putsch?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net where I play Firesign Theatre and take your music requests - RFR Archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Cease: Glad to see racism being addressed here in Canada.
Cease: It's getting much worse in Vancouver
DJTweeny: Cat usually joins us on Tuesdays :)
Cease: I try to, yes Tween. Tween begins his show with Firesign
DJTweeny: and I'm always open to suggestions for FST bits in addition to the music requests
Beet: Catherwood get me a sandwich.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Beet a sandwich.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: Thank you.
Cease: I've learned of much comedy and music I was unaware of since listening to Tween's show.
DJTweeny: and I have learned much from people's requests
Beet: Fascism might even come to this country.
Captain Equinox: DUCK!
Captain Equinox: Mike Huntry!
Cease: Might?
Captain Equinox: Oops too late
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
Captain Equinox: Tech issues?
Captain Equinox: The line is tapped!
Beet: When they evesdrop. do they flip a switch, hit a button or a touch screen?
Cease: No wonder Hoover thought of the Firesign as the most dangerous people in America
Captain Equinox: They trip a breaker
Beet: ah
Captain Equinox: Or break a tripper
Captain Equinox: Kingfish!
Beet: Yes, they like breaking better.
Captain Equinox: Tearing asunder, too
Beet: Dividing and conquering as we speak.
Captain Equinox: Indeed
Captain Equinox: Darth Valley Days
Captain Equinox: Ferde Grofe
DJTweeny: lol @ darth valley
Beet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Roventini
Captain Equinox: Cheney and James. Earl. Jones.
Captain Equinox: Put on your pants, Donald
Captain Equinox: *Qvak*
DJTweeny: "Mother of God"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net
Beet: Good one
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s show for Firesign Theatre Radio
“POWER SHOW”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Captain Equinox: The feed is still tweaking
Cease: Austin wanted me to call myself The Cat Man
DJTweeny: little trouble pronouncing your name?
Cease: No, that was an intentional amusement
DJTweeny: looks good here Capt
Captain Equinox: Must've been on my end -
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** 24/7 FIRESIGN THEATRE RADIO STATION!! ** https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/index.php
DJTweeny: do check that out ^^
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
DJTweeny: They play Cat's 'Cat Man' shows occasionally
Cease: I also do video: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
DJTweeny: kewl
Cease: much of it full of Firesign
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: I must tune in.
Rufus_T_Firetween: added a new one
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat's videos at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
Cease: For some reason, Youtube won't put my latest 2 videos on my video channel
Cease: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ctYJx2epw&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1jxKRMyp3SmWF1cqHL7BhSUmN5UKseqU6FI4-G3dcssmQRumgR_fK9sWk
Beet: Youtube getting very much into censorship.
DJTweeny: lots of censorchip these days
Captain Equinox: Steve Allen?
Cease: yes, he had a 3 hour interview with the Firesigns
Beet: Steve Allen?
Captain Equinox: Can I find the entire thing?
Captain Equinox: somewhere?
Beet: Great minds
Cease: you can look for it, cap.
Cease: i recorded it off the radio from seattle,which is too distant for a good signal
Captain Equinox: Will do. thought you might have a link handy.
Cease: not presently. get back to me on a future chat
Captain Equinox: Gotcha
Beet: Eerily familiar.
Captain Equinox: They're in...everybody's eggs
Captain Equinox: Phenomena
Beet: What a silly idea that syrup could stop the aliens.
Captain Equinox: Spam Egg sausage and phenenoma
||||||||| 10:21 PM: Deputy Dang jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Beet: Hey, Deputy.
Deputy Dang: Captain Happy Panda here...
Deputy Dang: Ooops, I mean Dang. :-)
Captain Equinox: !
Deputy Dang: Thanks, Beet!
DJTweeny: Hoiwdy Deputy
Beet: Actually it's spelled "Drumpf"
Deputy Dang: Howdy, DJTweeny!
Captain Equinox: tRump
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Captain Equinox: Hum along now
Cease: HI Dang
||||||||| Catherwood leads Sir Sydney Fudd into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:26 PM, then departs.
Deputy Dang: Howdy, Cease!
Beet: Yo Syd
DJTweeny: Sir Fudd
Captain Equinox: It's Shakespeare Time - Dr. Mrs. Equinox wants to watch Coriolanus
Cease: HI Fuddy
Captain Equinox: NT At Home!
Captain Equinox: So long, Folks - Keep Em Flying!
Cease: by cap
Cease: any more revelations, fudd?
DJTweeny: smooth sailing, captain
Beet: What ho, Cap.
Sir Sydney Fudd: I had to pry apart some stuff with a crowbar today. I wasn't sure whether I was Mark "You'll need a crowbar!" Time, or playing the beginning of HalfLife Lif
DJTweeny: haha
DJTweeny: Thanks for being part of the crew, Mark
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat's videos at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
Deputy Dang: brb--I need to restart my computer.
||||||||| "10:35 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Deputy Dang, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Cease: No more complete shows in the mail, Fudd?
Beet: Stay at home, wear a mask.
Cease: Our Museum of Anthropology has a great collection of masks
Sir Sydney Fudd: Wait, are there two of me? That time experiment may have worked ... is the Van De Graaff still charged?
Cease: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os6jOnSG6r0
Cease: Just watched a great programme about the Haida carver Robert Davidson the other night.
Beet: I had a '56 Xhevy
Cease: Lots of footage from that museum.
Beet: Chevy
Cease: Austin was a big fan of Davidson.
Sir Sydney Fudd: I almost got killed by Harlan Ellison in a lime green muscle car with 8 foot tires and license plate HE.
Cease: https://vancouversun.com/entertainment/movies/haida-modern-captures-beauty-in-work-and-life-of-great-artist/
Cease: I'm sure Harlan would have written a great short story about your death, Fudd
Sir Sydney Fudd: He's dead so I had to write it. :-)
Cease: Did you hear the collages I made mixing Firesign and Ellison?
Sir Sydney Fudd: Nope.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net where I play Firesign Theatre and take your music requests - RFR Archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Not Ed: Hey Sir Syd
DJTweeny: Where is that in the archive, Cat?
Sir Sydney Fudd: Ah found it.
Sir Sydney Fudd: "The first time I almost met Harlan Ellison, I was leaving the 1972 World Science Fiction Convention in Los Angeles, walking along the sidewalk bordering the parking lot, when I heard a rumbling sub-bass growl to my left."
Sir Sydney Fudd: "I pivoted but couldn't see anything."
Sir Sydney Fudd: "Then suddenly, a bulging giant lime-green muscle car with 8-foot tires and license plate "HE" came flying out of the underground garage,
Sir Sydney Fudd: half a meter off the ground, and zoomed by me, still airborne, missing me by a few centimeters."
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Not Ed: I bought a bunch of underground comics from HE when he had that sale - he sent a super sweet and funny note
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Deputy Dang', just granted probation at 10:48 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Deputy Dang: I made it!
Not Ed: wish I could have met him
Sir Sydney Fudd: "I barely caught a glimpse of the demonic gnome behind the wheel with his glowing red beady eyes, or at least the top of his head with its wild kewpie-doll shock of hair, because he was so short that the rest was hidden from view and I couldn't understand how his legs could possibly be reaching the pedals."
Not Ed: Hey DDang
Sir Sydney Fudd: "The car landed in the street with a jarring bounce, spun 270 degrees with a sickening squeal and a cloud of burning rubber, then shot off down the road."
Sir Sydney Fudd: "I eventually, later, figured out that it must have been Harlan."
Sir Sydney Fudd: "Now, I was young and foolish back then and rather enamored of living in general and not-becoming-roadkill in particular. So I got a bit miffed. And fearful, because Harlan's writing was utterly brilliant, and if a brilliant person wants to kill you you're pretty much screwed."
Cease: Go to my archives, Fudd. Scroll down to Harlan Ellison
Beet: A wild way to meet someone.
Cease: http://kurtericson.com/cat/
DJTweeny: lol @ occupy Austin
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net where I play Firesign Theatre and take your music requests - RFR Archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
DJTweeny: you can do a page search on Ellison
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Cease: The magazine I helped create started the Occupy movement.
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign
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Sir Sydney Fudd: "Many years later, I got the chance to hear Harlan speak. He was a fast talker with a LOT of stories, and it would take me 20 pages to even BEGIN to cover what he said. There was the story about the remaindering of his books, and the importance of having good contracts and good "My lawyer will EAT YOUR LIVER FOR BREAKFAST!" legal representation. There were stories about other SF authors."
Sir Sydney Fudd: "But the centerpiece was a set of stories about his time in the US military, jumping from the sergeant's mistress, to KP duty, to finally the tale of his assaulting his commanding officer, with the (white, racist) CO's (large, black) guards responding quickly enough to look like they were doing their jobs, but slowly enough that he got to land a punch or two; and how the CO was unable to punish him for that because, due to a mixup, he had not yet been read the Uniform Code Of Military Justice and so was technically not yet under military jurisdiction."
DJTweeny: got no Miranda?
Sir Sydney Fudd: "I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life. And so I forgave Harlan, and all thoughts of letting the air out of those 8-foot tires evaporated."
DJTweeny: RIP Peter
Sir Sydney Fudd: "I could talk about Harlan's work here, but there was too much and it was too good. What few stories could adequately represent such a corpus? Shattered Like A Glass Goblin? "Repent, Harlequin" Said The Tick-Tock Man? City On The Edge Of Forever? The Dangerous Visions collections, maybe? It's hopeless. In the Rocky Mountains, every other peak is a 14er. With Harlan, every other story was a masterpiece."
Sir Sydney Fudd: The End :-)
Beet: This was his last one, eh?
Sir Sydney Fudd: OK Cease where do I go look?
DJTweeny: nice work, Cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Beet: Really good, Cat.
Deputy Dang: That was awesome! I'm so happy I could be here! Thank you all!
Cease: New collage next week. It's about dogs, based on a play that turned Ossman onto radio theatre
Beet: I had a good time tonight. Nice to see everyone. Thanks for coming. Enjoyed your compositions, Dr Cease. Thanks for your mentorship, Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
Cease: Glad you could make it, Dang
||||||||| Deputy Dang is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:56 PM.
Not Ed: Thanks Tweeny & Cat
DJTweeny: You are very welcome
Not Ed: You all take care - COVID-19 is on the run!
DJTweeny: We do it for love of the FST
Cease: hope so, not
DJTweeny: The flu is the least of the problem
DJTweeny: we're going into The Greater Depression
DJTweeny: The flu was just the pin that pricked The Bubble Of Everything (worldwide debt ponzi scheme)
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Cease: off we fly
||||||||| Cease scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cease?! It's 10:59 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Sir Sydney Fudd: Trump got the trifecta: biggest pandemic since 1918, biggest depression since 1929, and highest unemployment figures ever.
DJTweeny: The riots in 1968 helped Nixon get elected
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: It might work in Trump's favor as well, we'll see
Sir Sydney Fudd: the Lawn Order president
DJTweeny: heheh
Sir Sydney Fudd: "Pulling weeds in the hot sun. I fought the lawn, and the lawn won". :-)
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: Later gators
Sir Sydney Fudd: bis spater
||||||||| Sir Sydney Fudd says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Sir Sydney Fudd exits at 11:06 PM.
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:

Beet
Captain Equinox
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sir Sydney Fudd
URL References:
http://dishnuts.net
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/index.php
http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/firesign
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Roventini
https://vancouversun.com/entertainment/movies/haida-modern-captures-beauty-in-work-and-life-of-great-artist/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ctYJx2epw&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1jxKRMyp3SmWF1cqHL7BhSUmN5UKseqU6FI4-G3dcssmQRumgR_fK9sWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os6jOnSG6r0
https://youtu.be/DXYsv7SHhbk



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