||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 21, 2020 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 2:52 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 6:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny gets out at 8:16 PM. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:18 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Law Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Mudhead enters at 8:54 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Mudhead: Hi Kurt DJTweeny: Hey Muddy DJTweeny: A Dear Friends broadcast and Lawyer's Hospital tonight ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:56 PM, dragging murthy by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| Catherwood leads Cease into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:56 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Law Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi murthy, Cease ||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 8:57 PM train to Elmertown. murthy: Hello DJTweeny: murthy is from India ||||||||| Mudhead enters at 8:57 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. Cease: Great song! murthy: Ya murthy: Hello everyone Mudhead: Hi Cat DJTweeny: Sure is :) Cease: I used it in a collage. Cease: Hi muddy, murthy murthy: hello Cease DJTweeny: Have you heard of The Firesign Theatre, murthy? murthy: Ya I think you told me the other day DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| Beet enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger. Beet: Good evening Dear Friends. Hope all are well. DJTweeny: Yo Beet murthy: Beet, I hope the same Beet: Howdy Dr Tween Beet: Hi Murthy Cease: Hey Beet Beet: Hi Dr Cease ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 21, 2020 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Credeneza Stones falls out at 9:00 PM. DJTweeny: allo Stones Beet: Hello Credenza Mudhead: Yumm, crack me a whiz Tweeny Cease: Stones DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give Mudhead a Whizz ||||||||| Catherwood gives mudhead a whizz. Beet: Can't beat DOMM. Cease: I have some news about the Ossman Project, Beet Mudhead: Thats not cracked! DJTweeny: Great collection DJTweeny: kudos to the people who put it together Cease: Doc updated it and sent me the CD insert today. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends broadcast collection, “BIG BROTHER IS WASHING” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Mudhead: oh no, the covid! Cease: That's the one that will be going into the Library of Congress. DJTweeny: haha Beet: I am interested to hear your news, Cease ||||||||| "9:03 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Credeneza Stones, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Cease: I think we should listen to the latest, and final version again on chat, Tween. Beet: Imagine how the the polygamists are faring with stay at home. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cease: One of the DFs is only 38.26 so we can fit the Ossman Project in with that. DJTweeny: agreed Cat Cease: Proctor wanted everyone to be introduced to Doc rounded up a narrator who did a fine job. DJTweeny: kewl Cease Mudhead: I only think those thoughts in private Beet ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 9:07 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger. Beet: So Proc is directly involved with the project? Cease: Jammy DJTweeny: Yo Johan Cease: I sent Ossie, Proc and Oona CDs of the version you heard here. Beet: HI brother JAM. Cease: Proc's notes were then incorporated in the new version Beet: How cool. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hola Hi beet, djt, cease! Cease: This is the version you'll put in the archives, Tween. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sorry to be late. Traffic was murder on the ol’ Cantalope Expressway Cease: 40,000 headmen in front of you? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Mudhead: mmmm, melon Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yep. If they hadn’t had to stop & reload, I wouldn’t be here to tell the tale! Mudhead: now Im hungry Beet: One of my fondest memories laying back on my rack and listening to Dear Friends hour on the Pacifica network in Houston laughing my head off. Cease: Ive used this piece in assorted collages. ||||||||| Not Ed waltzes in at 9:13 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: Hi Not Cease: The early Firesigns Loved using Indian accents. Not Ed: Porque? Cease: Hi Not Mudhead: We've already got one Not Ed: Hey Beety, Cease Cease: You still here, Murthy Not Ed: Cheerz Tweeny Not Ed: JAM & Mud Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiya Not! DJTweeny: allo Not Ed murthy: Cease, I am here murthy: was listening to the music and forgot everything Not Ed: Hi murthy murthy: Not Ed, hi Mudhead: Chickens and Cantaloupe Cease: The is some of the Firesign "Indian" material. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
murthy ) DJTweeny: so Murthy, how do you like their Indian accents? lol Beet: Love Indian food.
murthy D Mudhead: I'd love some food murthy: Beet, nice Not Ed: Tim Curry ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:16 PM and late as usual, it's dumbase, just back from California." Mudhead: We dont have Indian food here murthy: I too love those, but not I am self cooking :( Cease: dumb DJTweeny: Hi dumbase Not Ed: Hiho dum Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Food exit 1.78eo127 kilometers ahead on the Cantalope Expressway. If you lived there, you’d be dead by now! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Rufus_T_Firetween: great collection ^^ Cease: That it is, Tween Beet: There's a large Indian population in Houston. Not Ed: Tee-rific Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi dumbase Cease: I learned that from a Bourdain show about Houston, Beet Beet: Hello dumbase. Mudhead: Id need to go to New Haven for Indian Mudhead: thats Thats an hour away Beet: Two large temples there also. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I played at the indian temple in memphis several years ago Beet: What kind of performance was it, JAM Mudhead: Some shrimp curry and fresh Nan murthy: Johan, thats nice Not Ed: Sikh? murthy: Mudhead, thats a nice combi Mudhead: no, wasnt sick at all Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I played bansuri flutes ( from india) murthy: wow Not Ed: Cool JAM Beet: Very nice. Not Ed: Sikh temple? murthy: flutes are my fav musical instrument Mudhead: fresh melon balls Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sikh & yee shall find Beet: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski : No, Hindu temple. Or Vedanta actually murthy: LOL Cease: Austin's parents were into Vedanta Beet: Ws it connected to the Vedanta Society? murthy: wow you guys know more about India than me Not Ed: Ahh tx JAM Mudhead: There are few restaurants open in CT, they were supposed to open for outside seating today Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The temple director, Sri Achayra, invited me to eat with him afterwards. The peppery-est tumeric rice i ever ate! Beet: I hope the reopenings aren't hazardous ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Not Ed: Hiho Merl Mudhead: Those of us like myself are waiting for the vaccine before we go into public Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Merl! Merlyn: hey Beet: Hi Merlyn DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn Mudhead: Ive got one foot in the grave already, the other foots on the slippery Covid murthy: Mudhead, me too Cease: Merl! Mudhead: So my aides are doing my shopping and Im staying insuide Cease: Did you hear the Ossman Project when Tweeny played it here in Cease: April, Mud? Beet: Very interesting music choices. Mudhead: no, missed it, sorry Cease: I created it with a bunch of chatters and former chatters, plus other friends of the Firesigns Beet: lol Mudhead: Damn, I missed it Cease: Proc wanted some additions so the new version is done Cease: Ossman tells me it's going into the Library of Congress with all the other Firesign stuff.This week I think Mudhead: Will it be LP records format? Cease: Doc just sent him the CD Cease: You knew about that, right, Merl? Mudhead: I wonder if they'll have that format in a hundred years Cease: I assume they'll have some format. Wouldnt' do any good to store stuff no one can hear Beet: Good point DJTweeny: murthy: Mudhead, you could cook? To murthy: I don't know if you'd call what I do cooking, but I do heat stuff ;) murthy: Beet, Ya I have an online friend, a texan from there, he told me To murthy: Interesting that I'm seeing your conversation with Mudhead Johan Amadeus Myjetski : What? I can’t hear that! murthy: What kind of music is this one? Its like a song from the movie grease Mudhead: Then again it is the gubmint DJTweeny: oops, didn't mean to send that here Cease: Will they be able to read mp3s in the next century? No one knows Beet: Have a name, Tween? DJTweeny: We're working on what's going on with private messages Beet: I am not having any private messages right now. murthy:DJTweeny, Google chrome and Firefox are dropping non https in steps DJTweeny: Beet: Have a name, Tween? << ¿Que? Beet: You said something about an "online friend" - a Texan. ||||||||| 9:38 PM: General Dysfunction jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Cease: HI General Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Whokll sweep up all the non https off these steps? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: That was not me Beet Merlyn: the private message problem is just both of you have the same 6-digit random number murthy: Beet, ya he shows up at #music on freenode with a nick nativetexan Beet: Very confusing. murthy: he is from your place DJTweeny: OK, yeah, nativetexan is from the Freenode IRC Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi General! Beet: West Virginia or Texas? murthy: Huston DJTweeny: He lives in Houston, I in Austin DJTweeny: in a music channel General Dysfunction: Happy to be here, away from the confusion. Oh crap, I brought the confusion with me. Damn I can't shake it. Beet: I am very curious. Cease: Dry your mukluks by the fire Beet: Hey, Dys murthy: Mukluks are awesome Beet: We have two Dukes - Madness and Earl Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The line sleeps tonight! murthy:DJTweeny, nice General Dysfunction: Mukluks; everyone who is anyone has them. Cease: I'd rather have muckrackers Beet: A nice oddity from the 50's. murthy: General, I don't have one, I use them in a game General Dysfunction: murthy, like dice? Beet: Do the Time Warp again. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : It’s just a step to the left Beet: I too am an expert in drug abuse. murthy: General, "The long dark" aka Canada simulator Beet: This is hilarious. Cease: You can't simulate Canada. Too big. General Dysfunction: Ah, the long dark is new to me, but i'm following that thread General Dysfunction: familiar with long dark tea time of the soul, but the canadian twist is new murthy: Cease, try the game, you will be surpirsed murthy: or see someone play on twitch Beet: It's the disgruntled again. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Busted flat in Baton Rouge... General Dysfunction: ooooh, rounding out! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m hearing celophane! Beet: My father was with the Big Brothers. General Dysfunction: big brother is washing you.....oh my goodness murthy: This one is nice, what am I listening now? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Big brother only got as far as my brain, General... Beet: That's pretty far. General Dysfunction: Johan, thank goodness Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Visit the FIRESIGN THEATRE Web Site at >> www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ General Dysfunction: I fell into a dark room, and forces of invisibilties followed me, and I said, please, look the other way and do not pay attention to me Beet: This is a surprisingly clear recording. Rufus_T_Firetween: murthy: This one is nice, what am I listening now? << See the topic at the top of the channel murthy: DJTweey, what was the last title played? murthy:DJTweeny General Dysfunction: goodness that was a muffled experience Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Touch up and touch down murthy: Rufus ok Rufus_T_Firetween: from the DOMM Dear Friends broadcast collection, “BIG BROTHER IS WASHING” Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Johan Amadeus Myjetski : They’re here. And they’re watching us... Beet: That was great. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Cease:https://tascam.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Junko+Meets+Charlie+Brown.mp4 General Dysfunction: Watching, hopefully learning Rufus_T_Firetween: washing us Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Broken stations again! Mudhead: Dont break your station Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi General Cease: My latest video, with some Firesign. Cease: I posted it to Youtube but can't find it there. murthy: When someone told "Big brother is washing", I thought someone was trolling about NSA ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “LAWYER'S HOSPITAL” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out LAWYER'S HOSPITAL at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-rv' Beet: It is Ten O'Clock in West Virginia, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Beet ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER'S HOSPITAL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln Cease:https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5XFCEq6aODI%26feature%3Dshare%26fbclid%3DIwAR36W6c62SPxooKTZASZXHwAKUdBQVpa9nflAoC_ZNQCdkfSvL0MN1h1kQ0&h=AT3sozl24fKQ6LuyT3Pot7LINKP7RLOd3OyJQe8zDOIRVjhA7mfNpwkxRhes-JvRdprCL96aIpoPLZiuLqr-s90rh2Vopi3WsJbYOrPuw2detxV0ytafZNLLawOerX7PAg&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT3UaJTS76RaRZtmL6ZspQtRMAav3N7wlHAbGPJ54n56T9mBNOPqstUmiNIZNZLAjfkgVeKA3L_xeftUum1HGH9b89_iAFtH1yZ1cF_MgbZVUXWE4E6bpydKHOOVkIGx3DAqppcQW-5oN61yN6OS1A Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Demographic? Sounds like a Greek geek... Cease: Bits from both sides of the 2 places album Johan Amadeus Myjetski : You won’t want to eat after this! Cease: Oh Lucy! I brought Fidel Castro home for dinner! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Ethyl was at the gas station... Beet: Gerry Falwel was a dangerous man. Merlyn: Please note that "Box of Danger" is no longer in print -- if you can find it, buy it Cease: Bad news, Merl Beet: I am a proud owner of the Box. A treasure trove. Merlyn: Proctor didn't even know -- I looked up Nick Danger stuff for a fan who wrote to the website and noticed Shout Factory no longer offered it, and Proctor verified it Beet: Make soap out of it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Better to sell than to have fourteen boxes left in some ody’s basement because they’re not selling... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Better tosell out than... Beet: So they sold out? That is nice. Cease: Maybe in a hundred years, Firesign stuff will only be available through the LIbrary of Congress ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Merlyn: What timing! Merlyn: The scuttlebutt is that it's been scuttled! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Some kid a hundred years from now, prowling through the LoC will come across FST, and it’ll all start over again.... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : What a pleasant thought! Cease: Indeed, Jam Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net - RFR Archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Initially, the kid won’t be able to believe people a hundred years ago were this clever... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER'S HOSPITAL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new video DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cease: Before the Great Dumbing Down Beet: Archeology discovers Firesign Theatre! Cease: A good plot for Futurama Beet: Naughty Bambi. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : At least, maybe theykll be able to make enough noise to keep the wolves awake... Beet: Is DOMM in the LOC? Cease: Yes. All their stuff is. Beet: Great Cease: LOC bought all their stuff, past present and future Beet: Very prescient on their part. Merlyn: trivia -- "biopsy" has all letters in alphabetical ordre Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The dim sum of the parts... DJTweeny: haha Johan Cease: sounds like Austin school lunch menu Beet: I just found out that Gerals Ford's birth name was Leslie Lynch King Jr! Beet: Gerald General Dysfunction: Merlyn- Excellent observation, must share with my bored co-workers, they're looking for anything, absolutely Anything for a Spark General Dysfunction: I also, will drink to anything Beet: This is a scary scenario. General Dysfunction: It is indeed. ||||||||| Mudhead says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mudhead exits at 10:26 PM. General Dysfunction: I remember when there used to be...... Cease: by mud Beet: One thing have learned in this life especially over this last six months is that you can't throw in your lot with any politician. ||||||||| 10:28 PM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Beet: See ya Mud Beet: Hey, Red Cease: Red beans and reds! Beet: I enjoyed the seance this evening General Dysfunction: reds are a Wonderful supper Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Great paul harvey imitation Cease: indeed Beet: A Lot of classic FST General Dysfunction: thin mustache transplant, david niven, uh oh, into the water, dive for the ball, call the police in the morning....sure, no rush.... DJTweeny: Hi RedPill Cease: They did a LOT of those poet ads General Dysfunction: Great Ads Cease: tv and radio both General Dysfunction: Oh yeah, whatever it takes to get jack back in the saddle again Merlyn: This is about the only radio commercial that contains the term "pederasty" Beet: Great General Dysfunction: what's it all about???? General Dysfunction: uh oh, god damnit ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: This is the newly released version, Tween? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Twousers Beet: What would early rock n roll have done without the triplet. ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 10:41 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Cease: Hi llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Llan! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Now playing: Firesign Theatre's “FIGHTING CLOWNS LIVE IN MARYLAND – THE AMERICAN PAGEANT” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases' Beet: Hey, Llan. Better late than never. llanwydd: okay kids. turn off the computer and go to bed. Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, forgot to chane the topic Rufus_T_Firetween: *change llanwydd: howdy folks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the New Live Concert Collection “FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD” at Firesign's new Download Store >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases Cease: LLan, there's a new Final version of The Ossman Project DJTweeny: FST has a new Download Store Cease: Maybe Tween can play it here in a cople of weeks. llanwydd: dying to hear it, cat Cease: Proc wanted everyone to be idenified so they are now. Beet: Wallace? llanwydd: what are phil and david up to these days? General Dysfunction: the little guy, one shining steel rail....I listened faithfully in 1972 and after that, and it stuck till I'm now 65, must mean something, still my people Johan Amadeus Myjetski : What about the only president who was never president, Ben Franklin! Cease: david was stuck in kansas city when the airlilnes stopped Beet: Is he still there? Cease: proc brings us his daily news on facebook and in his planet proctor llanwydd: oh no Cease: no he's been back since april. i talked tohim the day he got back llanwydd: I think I have been through kansas city on my way to witchita Beet: Good. He lives in a beautiful part of the country. Cease: not far south of me. llanwydd: long long ago Beet: War after war after war. llanwydd: great jazz town I hear Cease: is this the university of maryland show? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Got stuck in KC one Christmas eve when trailways bus company was bought by greyhound Beet: I used to ride Trailways. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Standing room only all night in the KC bus station Johan Amadeus Myjetski : When they finally put us on a bus, it had no heat & a quarter inch of ice on the inside of the windows. Cold Beet: They had a few last routes in Iowa when I was there. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:51 PM and Nuke steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Hello Nuke Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiho Nuke! llanwydd: only transportation hub I have ever been stuck in was the Porth Authority in NYC DJTweeny: a little late Nuke, the show's almost over :/ llanwydd: about ten years ago DJTweeny: try 9pm Eastern next time General Dysfunction: yearning to make corn? Nuke: Hello. I can't hear yet. but I believe in dolphins. Beet: That was a madhouse. A little better now. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Til we reincarnate again! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' llanwydd: you have to simply assume the existence of dolphins Beet: Guaranteed. General Dysfunction: corn and dolphins, it's enough to save us! Nuke: I know I missed most of the show, but I always listen to it after. llanwydd: cool soof here llanwydd: LOL Cease: Better than not listening to it at all, Nuke DJTweeny: "So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish!" llanwydd: I meant spoof llanwydd: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Dougy Adams! Nuke: Thank you. Chos, as always is my excuse. General Dysfunction: Ah....until soon.... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" General Dysfunction: and bless douglas adams Beet: All best to everyone. Thanks for the offerings, Dr Tween. I look forward to future projects, Dr Cease. G'Nite. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love love love to all! Thanks all! Nuke: I will do better. llanwydd: yes thanks merl, thanks cat, thanks kurt ericson from austin General Dysfunction: Enjoyed immensely, look forward to next week Merlyn: cya ||||||||| At 10:56 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Nuke: Why does a poeridge bird lay it's eggs in the air? Cease: Only the leprechans know, Nuke Nuke: HA! General Dysfunction: bless those damn little leprechans! Cease: Next week all ||||||||| Cease rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cease?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Nuke: Good night. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! murthy: I got disconnected because of power outage :( General Dysfunction: and god night... murthy: may be next time I will be here all though murthy: through ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:59 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door General Dysfunction: okay, love that donald fagen song ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Nuke: Good night to all. murthy: Good night General Dysfunction: the best, Walter Becker ||||||||| At 11:17 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, General Dysfunction!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... murthy: Thanks for the good music and stuff, enjoyed it murthy: I have to go now, see you all later ||||||||| murthy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, murthy exits at 11:18 PM. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
General Dysfunction
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
murthy
Not Ed
Nuke
Rufus_T_Firetween
