||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 16, 2019 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:05 PM and Johan Amadeus Myjetski bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't follow the balls when they make the street... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rite an two a grate stand son building. Oh, my knows.... ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:28 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Johan ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas! Rufus_T_Firetween: Deputy Dan has no friends... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Has no amigos.... Rufus_T_Firetween: OK, the lineup tonight is Brian Westley's "Pete Moss, Spaced Detective" in honor of his birthday this coming Saturday Rufus_T_Firetween: Then we'll have some episodes from the XM Radio Mark Time series Rufus_T_Firetween: and we'll close with How Time Flys Rufus_T_Firetween: should be a fun evening :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looking forward to it; always love Mr. Time. Mr. Moss sounds interesting, too! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I may have to step out later to take an impotent phone call, we'll see! Rufus_T_Firetween: Those phone calls are the worst Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah, & always necessitate Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Then I'll need to resuscitate ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A special thanks to the RFD folks! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Songs About Time) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Time Passages! Love it! Rufus_T_Firetween: One of my Stewart favorites, for sure ||||||||| At 8:54 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Rufus_T_Firetween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I also like his song about Nostrdamus, can't remember title ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... DJTweeny: ehh Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DJT! DJTweeny: The nicks re getting confused, just a sec DJTweeny: *are ||||||||| Around 8:55 PM, DJTweeny walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:55 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:55 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" ||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the couch. DJTweeny: OK, that's better Merlyn: Who am us, anyway? DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Merlyn! DJTweeny: An early Happy Birthday to you :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You am what you is, Zappa said.... ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Merlyn: Hey DJ ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Merlyn: Let me get my IP into the stream... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Cease into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:57 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Where you can IP right into the stream! (and that's important) DJTweeny: Hey Cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha! Cease: Hi all Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good eve in' cease! DJTweeny: This song is called "Merlin's Time" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 16, 2019 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Observing MY navel.... Merlyn: hello ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: “PETE MOSS, SPACED DETECTIVE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT PETE MOSS >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html' DJTweeny: hello Merlyn: Pictures are at http://www.westley.org/pm.html ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:03 PM, dragging Beet by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Beet: Evening Folks! Merlyn: Also music is by our own DocTech DJTweeny: Yo Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet, daddies! Beet: Howdy Dr. Tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read About PETE MOSS, SPACED DETECTIVE at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Mudhead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Beet: Hi JAM DJTweeny: Mudhead! Been a long time :) Cease: Looks like everyone was having fun. DJTweeny: Great to see you here ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Ponsonby Britt inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: Hi Mud, Beet Beet: Hey, Mud. DJTweeny: Hi Britt Cease: Britt Beet: Evening, Dr Cease. Merlyn: This was the first public performance of material (the commercials) from the not-yet-released Firesign album "Give Me Immortality Or Give Me Death" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey Mud! Mr. Britt Beet: Hi Sponsored By Merlyn: 21 years ago Mudhead: Ijust came in to,say hello, I must be going... DJTweeny: How are you feeling, Mudhead? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: All niter, then, Mud! Mudhead: I am feeling... like a strip of crisp bacon, thanks! DJTweeny: mmmmm bacon.... DJTweeny: a little too long in the tanning bed? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: This is a very punny play Mudhead: Adios les amigos et amigas! DJTweeny: Fun stuff, Merlyn :) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read About PETE MOSS, SPACED DETECTIVE at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html Cease: By Mud DJTweeny: Adios, Muddy Beet: G'Nite, Mud. DJTweeny: Definitely sounds like everyone was really enjoying themselves Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the New Live Concert Collection “FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD” at Firesign's new Download Store >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is really funny, puny, right on the money! Ponsonby Britt: Evening, all. Cease: hi Britt ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: Evenin' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor’s Audio Book of his recent autobiography “Where's My Fortune Cookie?: My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory” is now available! >> https://tinyurl.com/y2k7ks5v Beet: be back in a second . . . Beet: I'm back. DJTweeny: that was quick DJTweeny: When you said 'a second', you weren't kidding Beet: Having weird computer problems tonight. Beet: Ouch! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read About PETE MOSS, SPACED DETECTIVE at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html Cease: Delightful, Merl Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, some fried spinach under my belt! Cease: And music by Doc Tech Merlyn: TY cat DJTweeny: Fried spinach? That's a new one Beet: Unusual piece ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ponsonby Britt - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: I fry cooked spinache with slices of portabello mushrooms, delicious DJTweeny: interesting Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Cease: squeeze lemon after it's cooked. DJTweeny: any spices? Merlyn: Tiny video of all the XM radio Mark Time episodes: https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A little coconut oil, some fresh spinach leaves, pull em out when they're brown n crispy Cease: garlic salt and pepper while cooking. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ponsonby Britt close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out MARK TIME at the Firesign Web Site >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/marktime/ DJTweeny: Welcome back, Britt Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Roger the garlic salt! Cease: Another Uranus joke Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Must try it with mushrooms! DJTweeny: You use olive oil, Cat? DJTweeny: That sounds really yummy, JAM Cease: butter Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Melt in yo mouf Johan Amadeus Myjetski: , DJTweeny: butter or margerine? ||||||||| "Hey Ponsonby Britt!" ... Ponsonby Britt turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:45 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I use organic coconut oil ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCASTS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Free Downloads!! at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html' Cease: fry up the mushrooms, then add cooked spinahce ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cease: that sounds good DJTweeny: There wasn't time for Part 2 of Time Pirates, but we're hearing all the other episodes Cease: is this your script, merl? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html Merlyn: no, the two Time Pirate ones are mine Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ques, & anti-ques ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Merlyn:Tween, you can play part 2 next week, it's a time travel show anyway Rufus_T_Firetween: true :) Cease: my new collage Bugged, about surveillance capitalism is ready for next week. Beet: I think someone is working on the internet here. It's popping in and out. I may or may not be with you for parts of the evening tonight. DJTweeny: Great topic, Cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That sounds interesting, cease! DJTweeny: ehhhh Beet Beet: Looking forward to that one, Cease. DJTweeny: Any requests for future FST Chat shows? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Reminds me of that Gene Hackman film, the Conversation... Merlyn: hey JAM, I realized that during the end credits of The Conversation, the camera is panning like a security camera. DJTweeny: Looks like a good movie JAM Beet: I'm getting (sometimes) the audio from one machine and (sometimes) typing on another one. DJTweeny: That is strange Johan Amadeus Myjetski: More primitive technologies by today's standards, but the fear n concern no less than now. DJTweeny: Like the Smith/Hackman movie Enemy Of The State, or Sandra Bullock's The Net (dated tech, but still very relevant) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ayatollah Fahlwell... Hmmm... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Net was cutting edge at the time. Frightening! Beet: success/failure beyond my control. Now not hearing audio. It's me not you. But I am going to hang in there. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Really sorry, Beet :/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: BRB
Beet ( Rufus_T_Firetween: ** For those of you who don't know, typing a ':' (colon) in this chat has the same effect as typing '/me' in an IRC chat Beet: Audio back for now. DJTweeny: You want to leave a space if you want to start a sentence with an emoticon DJTweeny: Great Beet :)
DJTweeny is glad Beet's computer is behaving itself (for now ;) DJTweeny: So, Merlyn is responsible for this script Beet: Thanks, Tween. DJTweeny: Good script, Merlyn :) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out MARK TIME at the Firesign Web Site >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/marktime/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html DJTweeny: lol @ Robin Williams 'always on' ref DJTweeny: RIP Robin DJTweeny: was The Pegasus a ref to a STNG episode? Cease: mark time's ship in HTF DJTweeny: and you'll have to wait until next week to hear it... DJTweeny: Ah right, I forgot DJTweeny: oops, started HTF too early Beet: Love the XM shows. Cease: great stuff DJTweeny: Me too. It was so great to be able to see them actually doing the shows in the studio Beet: This is a good one. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: David Ossman's “HOW TIME FLYS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out HOW TIME FLYS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-rv' Merlyn: There's also the Firesign Theatre youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/featured Cease: tapping into consciousness, always loved that line Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You boys been messin' with the bees? Merlyn: All the Mark Time stuff at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFLiX0DkzSl2kFbGXknZNLML0vNmQGrxD Cease: didnt know about the youtube channel Beet: I know the feeling. Beet: He has a prescription. Beet: This is entertainment. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anybody got a postscript Ion? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A postscription DJTweeny: nope Cease: wish harry had done more work with the lads DJTweeny: yeah Beet: He is a natural. DJTweeny: It's not too late ;) Cease: well, harry, phil and dave are still alive and creating. DJTweeny: Indeed they are DJTweeny: Have Phil and David started their tour? Cease: harry was on that tv piece with austin, the movie cracking up with proctor and bergman, and a show with bergman and krasner Cease: phil is just returning from the uk Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about David Ossman's HOW TIME FLYS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor’s Audio Book of his recent autobiography “Where's My Fortune Cookie?: My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory” is now available! >> https://tinyurl.com/y2k7ks5v Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD: A MEMOIR by David Ossman - http://www.bearmanormedia.com/fighting-clowns-of-hollywood-a-memoir-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman Cease: i think this has the most perfect music of all their works DJTweeny: Extremely well-produced, no doubt Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cease: you've played that radio interview i sent you when they premiered this on la radio Johan Amadeus Myjetski: How long has it been since we listened to Bozos? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:24 PM and Not Ed sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cease: Hour 25 was the show. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Not! Cease: Hi not Not Ed: Hey JAM Beet: It's easy to imagine the images this album creates. Lots of fun. Not Ed: Hi Cat & U 2 Tweeny Beet: Hey Not. Not Ed: Cheers Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was thinking of suggesting Bozos for next week, or... Cease: Always a good idea Not Ed: Love HTFlys DJTweeny: Hey Not Ed Not Ed: Hi hi hi Cease: Another incarnation of Mark Time DJTweeny: Sound good Cat? (Bozos) Not Ed: indeed Cease: My collage ends with Bozos so it would be perfect. DJTweeny: I'll bet we can do that Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Uber cool! DJTweeny: Kewl, Cat then it works great :) Cease: With enough room for the last part of Merl's script? Beet: Never tire of Bozos. Cease: My collage is 37:49 with a minute or so of intro ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cease: that's around 39,about the same length as Bozos Beet: I like imagining this guy making this important announcement while guys are playing pool in the background. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Deputy Dang in through the front door at 10:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cease: Dang Beet: Hey, Deputy. Deputy Dang: Howdy, pardners! DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Beet: the kraut Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about David Ossman's HOW TIME FLYS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln Beet: Frank you. Not Ed: Hi Dep! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey dePuty! Deputy Dang: Sorry I'm late to the funway! Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, Bozos is right at 39. No problem, and will sneak in Time Pirates Part 2 ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Cease: Proctor complained that Bozos was too short but it's just the right length for me. Not Ed: deflated.... Not Ed: I was late too DJTweeny: You missed Merlyn's "Pete Moss, Spaced Detective", but you can catch it on the replay, which should be up sometime tomorrow evening Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ Beet: It's really nice to be able to hear these broadcasts again. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I would not mind a Bozos in the 21st century as a new album DJTweeny: That would be cool Cease: that it would Cease: harry shearer could be in it DJTweeny: Yeah DJTweeny: Was just thinking that Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If ever a president needed breaking... Rufus_T_Firetween: heheh DJTweeny: I've sent an email to Phil and David with your suggestion, JAM :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HA! That's wonderful, fubufull! Beet: This would be fantastic. Beet: He breaks into being a carnival barker. DJTweeny: yeah Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Step right up! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Order now and we'll Double The Offer! Cease: With Mark Zukerberg as Dr Memory Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha! Yes! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Not Ed: farm out Cease: proctor's character was a hacker who wanted to find out why he was fired. even more relavent today Not Ed: Quick stop tonight & gotta runsky. Thanks for just being Tweeny, and Merle, and Rufus, and g'night y'all Beet: Full of possibilities. Cease: by not Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye not! Beet: See ya not. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Certainly would be more relevant today, also more automated technologies to exploit! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: I'll be here Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks cat, DJT beet, Rufus, deputy, et al! Deputy Dang: Thanks to all! Beet: Well, even with the technical difficulties, it was fun tonight. Thanks all. Thanks to Dr.s Cease and Tween. G'nite all. Cease: You're always welcome here DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cease: off we fly Merlyn: Thanks Tween ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, Cease runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." DJTweeny: Have a great birthday, Merlyn :) ||||||||| 10:58 PM: coyotes jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood ushers YllucsNiv inside, makes a note of the time (10:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. coyotes: hello how is everyone YllucsNiv: catherwood is my homie! ||||||||| Catherwood snubs YllucsNiv YllucsNiv: catherwood do not snub me again do you hear me ||||||||| Catherwood hears YllucsNiv. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." coyotes: catherwood what pronoun do you prefer ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to coyotes and mumbles "oh, fuck off coyotes!" coyotes: wow rude YllucsNiv: xD btfo out YllucsNiv: catherwood where is everyone else it's party day ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to YllucsNiv and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. YllucsNiv: catherwood light my fire ||||||||| Catherwood lights YllucsNiv's fire. coyotes: i do not understand this chat, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to coyotes and queries "Something I can help with?" Merlyn: I will tween YllucsNiv: catherwood tell me i'm pretty ||||||||| Catherwood tells YllucsNiv i'm pretty. coyotes: eckscuse me YllucsNiv: that's not what I meant coyotes: did we miss the radio show??? Merlyn: What time is it, Catherwood/ ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:01 PM, on the dot!" Merlyn: yes, it just ended coyotes: sad! YllucsNiv: dang, next week Merlyn: starts 9 PM Eastern 6 PM Pcific coyotes: i planned out my whole day to attend however i was late YllucsNiv: catherwood buy coyotes a watch ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:02 PM" coyotes: so what do we talk about anyway? coyotes: ty4ywatch ||||||||| coyotes walks away to Loser City. YllucsNiv: I just like the comedy, and catherwood ! ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside YllucsNiv and says "Stop typing gibberish, YllucsNiv!" ||||||||| YllucsNiv, spotting Bradshaw, runs into Loser City. ||||||||| "11:05 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| 11:11 PM -- coyotes enters.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| coyotes walks away to african americans only. ||||||||| "11:13 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Deputy Dang, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles. ||||||||| 11:24 PM -- YllucsNiv enters.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| YllucsNiv - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:42 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" llanwydd: sorry Im late llanwydd: what did ieverybody hear tonight? llanwydd: sorry I stared s9 briefly can you translate? llanwydd: llanwydds name is weslh, by the way ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| coyotes - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
coyotes
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Not Ed
Ponsonby Britt
Rufus_T_Firetween
YllucsNiv
