Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
04/11/2019

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 11, 2019 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 7:44 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 8:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:19 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| DJTweeny sashays in at 8:21 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ThunderBird', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:42 PM, dragging DJTweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
DJTweeny: Hey T-Bird
DJTweeny: Fighting Clowns tonight
ThunderBird: Hooray!
DJTweeny: :)
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Stephen Stills Manassas)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Cease enters at 8:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Cease: Still fighting those clowns?
ThunderBird: Yeah
Cease: I thought this was Almond Brothers
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:54 PM, dragging llanwydd by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
DJTweeny: Hi llan
DJTweeny: Hey Cease
llanwydd: good evening folks
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cease: Hi llan, Tween, TBird
ThunderBird: Hi
||||||||| Beet steps in at 8:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Beet: Howdy folks. Happy chat Thursday.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
ThunderBird: Hi Beet
Cease: HI Beet
Beet: Hi Dr Tween, T-Bird, Dr Cease
Beet: I must apologize for my absence for the last two weeks. Due to strange sleep pattern.
DJTweeny: You need not :)
DJTweeny: Glad you could make it this evening
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
Beet: I do feel a void without my weekly dose.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 11, 2019 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cease: As do I , Beet
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski bounds in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: allo Johan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evenin’ all!
Cease: Jammy! All the regulars are coming back.
Cease: I thought my Vegas tales had scared you all away
DJTweeny: Was just a tad slow in here last week ;)
Beet: Glad greetings JAM>
ThunderBird: I havent met y'all yet. This is my third chat, glad to see more people
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Finished up my class this week, it was on Thursdays
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Now playing: Firesign Theatre's
“FIGHTING CLOWNS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out FIGHTING CLOWNS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-rv'
Cease: Aha
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiya beet, djt, greeting thunderbird!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Jacel close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
Cease: Jacel
Beet: hello jacel
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Jacel!
ThunderBird: Hi Jacel
DJTweeny: Hi Jacel
Cease: Firesigns just released new version of this, which Tween played a few weeks ago.
Jacel: Hello, saw this was happening and I was at the computer for once on a Thursday. Might need to run. Oh, and shoes for industry!
Cease: There is also a double CD of them doing this at the University of Maryland
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sounds like a lot of wheeze-squeering going on there!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the New Live Concert Collection “FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD” at Firesign's new Download Store >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases
Cease: Shoes for the dead!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Squeezing
Cease: Welcome, Jacel
DJTweeny: Glad you could join us, Jacel :)
Beet: Squeek squeek
Jacel: Yay, got the album going. No, I'm not willing to give up my previous pocket calculator.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I going to cut the souls out of shoes, sit in a tree & learn to play the flute...
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
ThunderBird: Me neither
Beet: No shoes, Doctor
Cease: I just emailed Taylor about the origin of various Firesign songs.
Cease: This sounds like it was originally by Brecht
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Has there ever been an all-music compilation album from fst?
Jacel: This album fell into a window of releases that I somehow missed listening to until a few years ago when I filled in those CDs. Not quite like anything else from them.
Cease: Just this one.
DJTweeny: Definitely the most music of any of their albums
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
Jacel: It also came out when many of the social issues (driven by Reagan) that endured strongest came to the fore.
Cease: Good point, Jacel
DJTweeny: Jeff Baxter of the Doobies was in the band on this album
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m glad they never did a new-wave inspired record during those wonderful 80s
Jacel: It didn't hit those issues in expected proportions. But looking back, it captured so much about what seemed to matter up to moment of that moment.
Beet: I almost hate to admit it, but there was a time that I actually liked Reagan.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Another good point, Jacel!
Jacel: At that 1980 moment I was playing clarinet on the streets of Europe, so I was a little distracted.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: Reagan talked a good game, but it was usually the polar opposite of what was going on behind the scenes during his administration ;)
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I actually thought he was replace with an animatronics robot after he got shot...
DJTweeny: Ha! Cool, Jacel
DJTweeny: Bustering, Jacel?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Busking
DJTweeny: haha JAM
DJTweeny: Busking, that's it
DJTweeny: JAM, I think Robin Williams did a bit about Reagan being animatronics
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil On Facebook: EXCITING NEWS!!! - From my producer Sue Zizza, regarding my book “Where’s my Fortune Cookie?” - The audiobook will be coming out 5/7/2019 through Spoken Realms/ Blackstone -- and we will have physical product as well as digital downloads.... Meantime, if your fans can't wait: They can download it from us directly here: http://www.suemediaproductions.com/wheres-my-fortune-cookie.html?fbclid=IwAR2PMEYG1J7meBLupsCqKfDXBdRzQzkD_8dI6Al-19Lp7pxWF2LWqMvCxzU
Beet: Fer sher
Jacel: Busking, yes. The coins that landed in my clarinet case helped my low-rent hostels-and-couches travels extend about a month. Well, gotta go now. Might be back in time for the b-side.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well, if you go back & listen to his responses to press questions in the month orso after he was shot, they didn’t have his programming debugged yet.
DJTweeny: Later Jacel
||||||||| Merlyn tiptoes in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Cease: Latr, Jacel
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite Jacel!
DJTweeny: We go 'till 11pm Eastern
Cease: Hi Merl
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : HiMerlyn!
Merlyn: hey
Beet: See ya later Jacel
ThunderBird: Hi Merlyn
DJTweeny: 8 Pacific
Beet: Hey Merlin
Beet: Merlyn
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Raygun
ThunderBird: This one gets stuck in my head
ThunderBird: I'll go around like "hey..... Ronnieeeeeeeeee"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and nottwo disembarks at 9:19 PM.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Feel like me cruzin’ with Reuben & the Jets
||||||||| Not Ed enters at 9:21 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| 9:21 PM: M00nman1 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Not Ed: Pork?
Beet: Hi Not abd M00n
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi moonie, hi not!
Not Ed: haha great album. Hey Tweeny
ThunderBird: Hi moonie, not
M00nman1: New here, checking it out...
Not Ed: Hey JAM hey Beet
DJTweeny: Hi Not
DJTweeny: It is, Not :)
Not Ed: lol
DJTweeny: Hi M00nman1
M00nman1: This is way old school...
Not Ed: Hey C
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Good to have you here moonman1
DJTweeny: Welcome to our littel soirée
ThunderBird: Indeed it is
ThunderBird: a lost art
Not Ed: waz real nottwo, M00n, Jacel, TBird
Cease: Hi Not
ThunderBird: Waz REEEal
Not Ed: Austin!!
M00nman1: Intro... 1st exposure to FST was in Thailand in 70-71 while in Airforce...
Not Ed: cool M00n
Not Ed: this song is rather Bill-centric
Beet: I hear when we reach 25 years in Afghanistan we will get a gold watch!
M00nman1: Made for some Bezerko night with the Thai sticks from Chang Mai!!!
Not Ed: Nice
ThunderBird: Air Force?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A classic introduction, m00nie
Cease: My audio feed is cutting on and off like a crazy monkey
Not Ed: ouch Beet lol
DJTweeny: not here, Cease
Not Ed: drat Cease
DJTweeny: I'm listening to the RFD stream, and it's steady
Not Ed: great organ, great band
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : With our gold watch, we can watch the gold... disappear!
Beet: iTunes feed is good
DJTweeny: Always fine musicianship when these guys make music
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
ThunderBird: Did you say you served in the Air Force?
Not Ed: they eat gold
DJTweeny: Excellent Regge, yes Ed
Not Ed: reggie?
Not Ed: heheh
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: Not Elton, no
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
M00nman1: Yes Johan, C130 Electrician or someone like him
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the New Live Concert Collection “FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD” at Firesign's new Download Store >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hahaha, djt!
Cease: Proctor has a great story about sharing a bill with Bob Marley when the Wailers were just starting out in the US
Cease: In Phil's autobiography.
Not Ed: Profiles in BBQ Sauce is Tee rific
ThunderBird: I have it and love it
Cease: One of their plays they have no recording of, Not. At least not thatr I know of
llanwydd: violent juvenile freaks
Not Ed: Krazy man krazy
Not Ed: Hey llan
Cease: My wife and I saw Bob here in Vancouver in 78. Was waving around a spliff the size of a baseball bat.
llanwydd: het
llanwydd: hey
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evening, Llan!
Cease: We could enjoy it even in the last row of the balcony
llanwydd: hi
Not Ed: cheerz
Not Ed: outrageously cool album - up there with Zappa
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nice point there, Not!
Cease: It was great to hear Ossman explain these tunes in that new Firesign download thing Tween played recently. Do you have the link for that, Tween?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign Theatre's FIRESALE STORE for books and DVDs >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
Cease: Yes, it is Zappa-esque. Ossman was particularly influencd by early Zappa.
Not Ed: Right?
DJTweeny: Not sure what you're referring to, Cat
Not Ed: Ahh well FZ is wonderful
Cease: Pete interviewed him on the original Radio Free Oz and Austin lived next door to him, and Joni Mitchell
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : There was never any collab between FST boys & Zappa, correct?
DJTweeny: Much of this sounds like Mothers Of Invention to me
Cease: That new Firesign download thing, Tween.
Not Ed: Laurel?
Cease: Fighting Clowns of Hollywood
Cease: Yep
Not Ed: Yes Tweeny
Not Ed: Cool C
Cease: Zappa used to stash his overflow groupies at Austin's.
Not Ed: lol C
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the New Live Concert Collection “FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD” at Firesign's new Download Store >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases
Cease: Joni tried to shield her visiting mother from the naked women swimming in Frank's pool
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : All they really needed was a little discipline, Cease
Not Ed: Phil Hartman cover awww
Cease: Joni is the most famous person from my home province, though few outside of Canada are even aware of it.
Not Ed: Nifty little disk
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'CeeJayHey', just granted probation at 9:34 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I knew she was Canadian
Not Ed: Hey CJH
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: Hi CeeJayHey
llanwydd: I knew she was canadian, cat
Cease: I see a Jay. Hey!
DJTweeny: and welcome
Cease: Think I'll smoke it.
Not Ed: Ha!
Not Ed: Catherwood roll some bummers
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Not Ed
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hey CJH!
Not Ed: Harumph
llanwydd: I guess catherwouldn't
Not Ed: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Haha, llan!
ThunderBird: Nice
Beet: howdy cjh
Not Ed: Any stories from these sessions?
Cease: REad Ossman's new book, Fighting Clowns of Hollywood. A book full of stories
llanwydd: I caught the Fighting Clowns/Lawyers Hospital tour
Not Ed: Cease I mean to! Thanks for the reminder.
Not Ed: Thanks Tweeny
Cease: Really, llan?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Now playing: from the Duke Of Madness Motors collection
“ANARCHIST ARMY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
Not Ed: Coooool llan
Beet: Ended too fast.
llanwydd: yeah, cat. April 2, 1981 Town Hall, NYC
Not Ed: 81....
Cease: I just sent Tweeny the 2-CD University of Maryland show, which combines Fighting Clowns with Lawyer's Hospital
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| M00nman1 - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cease: By Moon
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIGHTING CLOWNS OF HOLLYWOOD: A MEMOIR by David Ossman - http://www.bearmanormedia.com/fighting-clowns-of-hollywood-a-memoir-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
llanwydd: I wrote about it on an old yahoo group and my essay ended up on firesigntheatrelegacy.com
ThunderBird: RIP moon
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: What happened to M00n?
llanwydd: still there if you want to see it
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : He failed to reet the Beaper
ThunderBird: lol
llanwydd: well, the plague is hard to beat
Cease: I wonder if that was Zappa's daughter, Moon Unit.
llanwydd: moon, who?
Cease: Also former Marc Maron girl friend
llanwydd: keith, harvest, concentration?
Cease: Tis is one of my favourite Firesign riffs.
Cease: Lucky enough to be in LA with a taperecorder when it was broadcast. This is from my recording.
DJTweeny: kewl :)
Beet: What a couple of Krauts
Beet: It must feel good to be the source for the Heritage. We thank you.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show – http://dishnuts.net
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“VEGAS ATE, WEDNESDAY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
Cease: We all just push it along, Beet.
Beet: Oh good!
ThunderBird: Last chat I'll be attending until I get out of basic training. Gonna miss looking forward to thursdays for 2 months
ThunderBird: I ship out tuesday
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nice to meet you here, TBird!
DJTweeny: Well, we'll sure be glad to have you back
Cease: It;s great that you found us, TB. We'll be here for you when you return
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Be safe!
Beet: Which branch?
ThunderBird: (:
ThunderBird: Air Force
Beet: Gonna be a flier?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I saw Leon Russel in 1970, with Rev. Gary Davis
ThunderBird: No, my eyesight is terrible. I'm gonna be in intelligence. Fusion Analyst
Cease: An interesting combination, Jammy
Beet: What do they do?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Analyze jazz rock fusions?
ThunderBird: From what I've read, we're responsible for taking the resources we're given and gathering info from it to put in a report which goes to the higher-ups
Beet: lol
Cease: This was my revelation in Vegas. Do you find that true for yourselves?
ThunderBird: Who then makes decisions on what Special Operations will do about it
Cease: There is no best possible pizza, etc. Just the best you'e had thus far
Beet: Very true
ThunderBird: So it's imperative that our analysis is accurate, or else lives could potentially be lost
Beet: I have a refrigerator with aliens in it?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yeti outranks them
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Not Ed: Tasty Pizza, Hilltop, Mpls, MN
Cease: lol
Not Ed: (secret good pizza)
Beet: You must have some very happy taste buds.
Not Ed: If you ever find yourself in the Twin Cities
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : He’s ready to pick up his cues faster
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
Not Ed: Yay Rufus
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Beet: That is what Grant did. Simple but very effective.
Cease: this is my server
Cease: And Mao in Korea, as I mentioned.
Cease: As you hear from this guy, they tried to overwhelm me with food.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : This is making me hungry! I’ll drop out of chat but keep listening til after the sandwich
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : And I’ll be back
Beet: I'm a Civil War buff. Didn't know about Moa in korea.
Cease: While eating Porcetta, I became a porkie
Cease: Ever watch MASH?
Beet: A lot.
Cease: so you know you Korean war history. The vast Chinese army kicked the UN back where it is now.
Cease: But Mao said, we lost A LOT of soldiers here, so enough of that shit.
Cease: and mao didn't usulaly care about vast casualties
Beet: I read a bit of the Little Red Book. Kind of scary.
Cease: indeed
Cease: i met a chinese soldier from that war on a cruise in 08
Beet: They must be Baptists
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Beet: Leon!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Beet: My favorite from him.
llanwydd: cat, could I have a link for CAST? I would love to hear it again.
llanwydd: couldnt find it anywhere I looked
Cease: doc was supposed to put in my seemreal site but he got too busy.
llanwydd: I see
Beet: wonderful
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends collection
“A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE INQUISITION”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
Beet: Always wanted to be a D J
Cease: Hope you all enjoyed that.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease: doc was supposed to put in my seemreal site but he got too busy. << If you send it to me (I may already have it), I'll put it up at your collage archive site
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: It was great
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
llanwydd: great as always, cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: Doesn't look like I have it
Cease: Great, Tween.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Beet: I love the sappy organ music.
Cease: https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/cast.fate.wind/CastComplete.mp3
Beet: Big finish
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Don’t step on that chin hilla!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Chinchilla
DJTweeny: Thanks Cat
Beet: Poor Richards of the world.
Beet: And Johns are not far behind
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That’s convenient M
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’d rather have a foot massage!
Beet: That's what has been missing from my fantasies - tight shoes!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Avoid toght shoes - Don’t let your shoes drink!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Tight
Cease: My last Vegas episdoe next week. Than I'm away from chat the following week
Beet: Might be good for the fantasies, though
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Not Ed: Later, all!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Gotta run - see you all next fire week!
Beet: See ya Not and JAM. Have a good week.
Cease: Bye guys
ThunderBird: Gonna call it a night too, see y'all in two months!
Beet: See ye T-Bird.
Cease: Good luck in training, TBird
ThunderBird: Thanks!
llanwydd: I gotta go too. see you next week hopefully
||||||||| "10:30 PM? I'm late!" exclaims llanwydd, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| ThunderBird leaves to catch the 10:30 PM train to Funfun Town.
Beet: G;Nite llan
Cease: Is anyone still here?
Beet: Me is
Cease: good to see you again, beet
Beet: Really nice to be back, thanks.
Cease: when tween was playing previous vegas ate episodes, i thought beet would probably enjoy these, but you weren't around
Beet: I'll catch up on your website.
Cease: the tweensite has them all
Beet: Is that Maria Muldaur?
Cease: http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Beet: Thanks
Rufus_T_Firetween: I wasn't able to post tonight's Cat Collage by show time, but this lin will take you directly to the Vegas collages: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “VEGAS ATE, WEDNESDAY” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#vegas_ate
Rufus_T_Firetween: *link
Beet: Very good.
Beet: this is a great bit
Beet: profound
Beet: Flatulence Rudolph
Beet: Just don't chew
Beet: Sometimes I feel like I'm all by myself here.
Cease: we're here with you
Beet: I feel better now.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cease: much greater turn out tonight.
Cease: just 3 of us for a long time last week
DJTweeny: "You don't want to count the elevator boy??"
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cease: tween, me and new guy t-bird
Beet: It was nice to see everyone.
Cease: indeed, beet
Beet: lol Tween
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign'
Beet: We have kissed democracy goodbye
Cease: not yet, beet
Beet: I hope you're right.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Cease: i'll be here with tales of thursday.
Beet: Well, nice to back after the two weeks. I really enjoyed the doings. Thanks to everyone. Fabulous collage, Dr. Cease. Thanks as always to the great Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
Cease: while you were chatting, i was served maybe the wors meal ever.
Cease: off we flit
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| Cease rushes off, saying "10:53 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:08 PM.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| CeeJayHey - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| nottwo - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Jacel - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Jacel
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
M00nman1
Merlyn
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
ThunderBird

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