||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 14, 2019 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers RedPillTweeny in through the front door at 5:08 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| It's 5:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "7:49 PM? 7:49 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits in front of the fireplace. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:58 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Valentine Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:51 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Mr.Wonderful coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Mr. Wonderful DJTweeny: Glad you could make it :) ||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving The pooper. coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi pooper ||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:53 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. llanwydd: whaz real? DJTweeny: Hi llan DJTweeny: This is as real as it gets ;) The pooper. : DJ. Thanks. llanwydd: having trouble hooking up the music DJTweeny: The stream is definitely working The pooper. : Rah Rah Raw! That's the spirits we have around here. DJTweeny: Eat It! The pooper. : And we're not afraid of it! llanwydd: going to shut down and come back DJTweeny: ok ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Beet close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. Beet: DEAR Friends! DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Hello Dr Tween ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Beet: Can't beat a ballad by Willie ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 14, 2019 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. DJTweeny: indeed DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn Beet: Evening Dr Merl Merlyn: hey Merlyn: off making dinner for a while llanwydd: neither of the stream links are working for me. anybody else having this problem? DJTweeny: I have the stream here on a player DJTweeny: Have you tried entering the link directly into your player? ||||||||| Not Ed enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Hello Not Ed Beet: I use iTunes. Beet: Hi Not Not Ed: Waz real firefolks DJTweeny: You, dude :) ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Not Ed: I wish my old high school had disappeared Not Ed: Hey Tweeny! DJTweeny: haha Beet: Hello denizens of the Earth ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Now playing: Firesign Theatre's “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BRIDE at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-rv' Not Ed: cheers llan, Beet, Merl, Rufus Not Ed: Hey Mr W Beet: Let's see a show of hands who think we are DOOMED. DJTweeny: most definitely
Not Ed waves enthusiastically! Not Ed: Oh yes definitely. Beet: I take my dick with me wherever I go. DJTweeny: Never know when you'll need it Not Ed: Just another tricky dick right Not Ed: Pork? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln Not Ed: Nice link, Ruf Rufus_T_Firetween: "No imaginary animals were harmed in the making of this album." lol Beet: It's Nick! Not Ed: Ha I love this album Beet: Specist? Never heard that one before. Not Ed: Indeed Beet: I love all the "Shaddups". Beet: I wonder what Cease is doing at this moment. Beet: Probably dining at some fancy rseyaurant. Beet: restaurant llanwydd: finally got the sound Beet: I don't think I have ever seen a bernouse. llanwydd: yeah, cat is a foodie Not Ed: Excuse me I need to adjust my sanitary pedestal. Beet: Shift away ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: Good to hear, llan. What was the issue? llanwydd: cant imagine, tween Not Ed: Thank you Beet. It's just like sitting on a big ham.. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:36 PM and Johan Amadeus Myjetski sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| "9:36 PM? 9:36 PM!!" says Catherwood, "MaxNuclear should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as MaxNuclear enters and sits at the bar. Not Ed: Kinda bouncy. Not Ed: JAM! llanwydd: hey M Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi not Ed! DJTweeny: Hi Max Not Ed: Hi MaxN DJTweeny: Hey Johan llanwydd: I meant to write JAM llanwydd: and Max Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hello Llan! MaxNuclear: I am here, but cannot hear. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi MaxN Not Ed: everybody's in great form and spirits for this one it's great Beet: Hi JAM, Max ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Cat in Vegas ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:38 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi beet! Not Ed: Hey Cat! llanwydd: welcome Cat Beet: Hi Cat in Vegas Not Ed: on the road? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi CatNVegas DJTweeny: Hey Cat, chowing down?
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Beet: Are you dining as you write? llanwydd: hows the food out there Not Ed: Pork? DJTweeny: What's the problem with the sound, Max? llanwydd: bet he is riding on a fresh cloud of pork MaxNuclear: I don't know... Not Ed: Mobius toobs, man Not Ed: Are you using Chrome Max Beet: Ralph forever Not Ed: Right on Beet llanwydd: cat is having trouble communicating Not Ed: Dang it Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evil Dokkta fiyasine DJTweeny: Max, have you tried pasting the link directly into your player DJTweeny: ?
Not Ed waves to Cat in Vegas Beet: We will even take a cameo appearance, Cat. Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a groat cluster ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a groat cluster. llanwydd: thanks, cathy Not Ed: Mmm deelish! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln Not Ed: it's still warm Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Donttalk with your mouth full! Not Ed: lol Not Ed: This album is like Firesign stew Not Ed: Firesign deluxe Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Good observation, MotEd! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : NotEd! DJTweeny: good decription; it't got a litle bit of everything Not Ed: everything goes right Not Ed: yeah Tweeny llanwydd: has anybody ever had a groat cluster? llanwydd: I wonder what they taste like Not Ed: only theoretically llanwydd: lol Beet:https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Whole-Oat-Groats-Hulless/dp/B00HB6O2GO/ref=sr_1_8_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1550198702&sr=8-8&keywords=groats ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Not Ed: the last appearance of the brouhaha joke Not Ed: Wow thanks Beet
Beet -) Johan Amadeus Myjetski : They’re crunchy, butnot much taste by themselves Not Ed: Organic and non-GMO - cool! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Whole Foods carries them in the bulk section Beet: Add butter and soy sauce Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN THEATRE DOWNLOAD STORE at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Beet: It's ALIVE! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I have stayed up all night watching myself on the late late show! Beet: Mutt and Smut Beet: I guess not Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Minnie Balls Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sounds like a firesign character Beet: I bid $20 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show – http://dishnuts.net Beet: Anyone among us actually own an eyeball hat? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thanks djt, that was refreshing!! DJTweeny: not I ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF NICK DANGER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOX OF DANGER at >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Beet: I enjoted the album Beet: enjoyed ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: It is a cool album, JAM :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Its like an ultimate collage Beet: Is it sexist to say I still enjoy a nicely shaped "gam"? Not Ed: Well... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Some like the leg, some the breast, still others the nuggets Beet: Could they bring me up on charges? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yes, about 110 volts! Beet: Ouch! Not Ed: It is the nourishment interval. G'night everyone! Thanks Tweeny, Merl, Rufus & the gremilns of Billville! Not Ed: mmmmmlis! Not Ed: Later! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite Not! Beet: Nice to see you Not. DJTweeny: yw Not Ed, mange bien Beet: a nernoose is a cloak with a hood Beet: bernoose ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cat in Vegas - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: Was that really Cat? DJTweeny: He goes to Vegas a lot for the restaurants, so most likely Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Cotton candy? Sobering up? DJTweeny: ** You folks have any requests for future shows? ** Beet: Mybe some of the more current Oz shows ideally with all four (or most) of the Firesigns. DJTweeny: good idea Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nice idea, beet! Maybe interspersed with Dear Friends cuts? Beet: Sounds good DJTweeny: yeah easy to throw in DF bits Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Was there ever a Dick Nanger epistle “meets the Arab”? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SCHOOL FOR ACTORS (LIVE)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOX OF DANGER at >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Beet: Always a crowd pleaser Rufus_T_Firetween: Not that I recall JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: maybe the cloest they got was the Asphalt Arab in Bride Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Just wondering Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw Beet: lol Beet: That LOC is a good show. Beet: Pansy Hoover ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love, love, love to all! See you next week! Thanks all Beet: This was fun. Thanks everyone. We got a drop-in from Cat. Thanks for all your good work as always, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| "11:01 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| MaxNuclear - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr.Wonderful - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| The pooper. - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
DJTweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
MaxNuclear
Merlyn
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
The pooper.
