||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 06, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 7:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween bounds in at 8:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads llan inside, makes a note of the time (8:39 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. llan: hi tween ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Al Stewart) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)Hi llan' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Al Stewart) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' llan: thought I would come early to catch the music DJTweeny: Let's try that again... DJTweeny: Hi llan llan: lol. I saw that DJTweeny: Al Stewart tonight llan: cool ||||||||| Beet enters at 8:47 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. Beet: Howdy everyone. In early for a change. DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Hi Dr Tween DJTweeny: Some Al Stewart on the jukebox Beet: Nice Beet: Name of album? DJTweeny: These are tunes from his Greatest Hits Beet: Thanks Beet: Hi Llan. Beet: Passing through The Great State later this month. DJTweeny: of? Beet: TEXAS DJTweeny: kewl :) DJTweeny: whereabouts? Beet: Picking up some personal belongings in Houston. DJTweeny: What interstate route will you be using? Beet: Taking Southwest Airlines in then taking US 10 on the way out. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cease into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:58 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Austin's long way from Houston, and I don't have a car, but will wave atcha :) DJTweeny: Hi Cease Beet: Howdy Dr Cease. Cease: Hi all Beet: I will take the wave. Thanks. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski falls out at 8:59 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Johan Beet: Hey JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evening, DJT! & beet cat & llan! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 06, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM downtown bus from Minneapolis pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I love this! Toad away! Beet: Let's all get ready to be Towed Away. Beet: Hi Merl. DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Merlyn! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cease: Merl Beet: An upsurge in religious fervor. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Mobs, by the candlelight Beet: This still makes me lol DJTweeny: Dear Friends is a wonderful compilation Cease: that it is, Tween ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Firesign’s Radio Now Live! Concert album “NICK DANGER, THIRD EYE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out RADIONOW LIVE! at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-rvaudio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Cease: I've spent the night in a Portland suburb but never seen downtown Portland. I hear only good things about it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : It’s good we can’t share pix with our chat, or you’d all have to look at the wide grin this puts on my face. I try to not laugh, I always miss a joke when I do! ||||||||| Fresnoid enters at 9:08 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Cease: The lads were very close to the Portland listener supported station KBOO DJTweeny: Hi Fresnoid Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiyas Fres! Cease: We should listen to the 3 part series Talking Over Each Other the lads did with that station Cease: Fres ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Fresnoid: Hello everyone - I arrive in a brown paper bag just in time! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about RADIO NOW LIVE!! at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln Beet: Yo Fresnoid Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Never heard that, Cease, be worth a spin! DJTweeny: Sounds like a great idea, Cat Fresnoid: First Class! Cease: They intended it to be a radio series like Dear Friends and Let's Eat but Pete died after the 3rd episode. llan: never heard of it. sounds interesting Cease: I met the whole crew from the station at Pete's Memorial in Kirkland. DJTweeny: Would love to play them Beet: I want it. Fresnoid: Smack! llan: lol Cease: I think the series is in the RFO collection, but if not, I can send it to you for next week, Tween ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: Please do Cease:http://radiofreeoz.com/archive.php Cease: Maybe they're in here. Cease: I've used little clips from it in my collages Fresnoid: Sign here... Beet: lol Cease: If you recall my collage Unconscripted, Proc got out of the military by faking homosexuality. All the forms they made him sign inspired that scene in Electrician. DJTweeny: Didn't know about that DJTweeny: Would have loved to have seen that Cease: You played that collage a few weeks ago, Tween. DJTweeny: Missed that part Fresnoid: You can't get there... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Wingslinger close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:19 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. Cease: Pete's Memorial was called Peter Bergman's Big Brouhaha DJTweeny: Hi Wingslinger Cease: Hi Wing. Wingslinger: Howdy, all! Beet: Flutter, Wings Cease: Speaking of Wings, just heard Marc Maron's great interview with Paul McCartney this morning. Fresnoid: Everyone knew her as Nancy DJTweeny: Was it good? Cease: I really enjoyed it. Beet: Mac was on Howard Stern yesterday. Good interview. llan: where was that, Cat? Cease:http://www.wtfpod.com/ llan: cool Beet: He's doing the rounds because he has a new album out. llan: I was a big Wings fan around 73, 74 Cease: Indeed, Beet. llan: I liked elton john just as much in those days ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “THE THREE FACES OF AL” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOX OF DANGER at >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Beet: The title is Egypt Station. Fresnoid: Thanks for the interview link - will listen to it later! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" llan: Great! Cease: He tells a story about him and Linda taking a stroll in Nigeria at night when they were warned never to do that. Luckily they were only robbed, not killed. Cease: Reminded me of when he was busted trying to bring grass into Japan. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE THREE FACES OF AL at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tfoa-ln Cease: People that famous think they are immune, although that didn't turn out too well for John Lenon. DJTweeny: Maybe what inspired the song Band On The Run? llan: I read that nigeria story somewhere Cease: That would make sense, Tween. llan: they made a really great album in nigeria Cease: But the original tapes were stolen in that incident. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiyas Fres! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv llan: yeah, that must have been a big disappointment Beet: A whole half of a 5 dollar bill. Cease: Bourdain had a great episode of his show in Lagos. Fresnoid: Hey Johan! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Wasn’t that what he used for the storyline for Give My Regards To Broad Street? ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llan: Band on the Run was the first album I ever bought Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Back. Got distracted by a woman. Really. DJTweeny: Good way to be distracted Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Beet: Was it a nice distraction? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Looked fine enough, but she wanted nothing to do with a gumshoe like me... llan: my favorite line on the album Beet: Must have been Nancy. llan: I hate rich people and their stupid problems Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Better than stupid people with rich problems... llan: I dont hate rich people but I have little patience with their stupid problems Fresnoid: I don't need no commiewood pen pushers... llan: a friend of mine sent me this on cassette back around 2K Cease: This is one of their Grammy-losing albums. llan: didnt know that, cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nominated, though? ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Wingslinger - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firesign_Theatre Johan Amadeus Myjetski : By gad, sir, you are a character! One never knows what you will say, or do next! Cease: They do a funny riff about going to the grammy and losing once again on their Fools in Space series. Fresnoid: Twisted - entirely twisted. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:42 PM and Elayne waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Elayne: Evenin' all! Cease: Hi El llan: hi elayne Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hello, Elayne! DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Fresnoid: Evenin' Elayne!
Elayne leaps back in fear and trepidation. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE THREE FACES OF AL at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tfoa-ln Elayne: Um, wow. Nice greeting, thanks! Beet: Hi Elayne. Elayne: I must realized I should have typed "in fear and hot water." Elayne: must=just Elayne: Too tired to type correctly. ||||||||| Chuck tiptoes in around 9:45 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Fresnoid: If must=just, does dust=lust? Fresnoid: Just wondering... Elayne: dust=in the wind llan: it must Elayne: Pretty simple. It's all we are. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Or mussed = nonplussed? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llan: Trussed no one llan: boom dot bussed Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hound dog, poontang, tree frog. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol, llan! Beet: I's white. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m still trussed-worthy, like a good bois scout Elayne: I suppose they do still have scouts in Boise... Fresnoid: Classy reverb just there... llan: just occurred to me now that I s white means eyes right. somehow that got past me all these years llan: love this art llan: she shattered me glass eye llan: I meant this part not art ||||||||| 9:50 PM: Betty Jo B jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" llan: hi Betty Johan Amadeus Myjetski : You may be right. Never got that either! You ain’t got no friends on your left... Cease: Betty Beet: Betty! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Betty Jo! Cease: I never noticed that, llan. Betty Jo B: Hello! Fresnoid: Yo Ho, Betty! DJTweeny: Hi Betty Jo Cease: But one can spend a long lifetime finding new things in old Firesign pieces. DJTweeny: 'foo yung to die...' llan: how much more do we have to discover in that album? DJTweeny: no doubt, Cease Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE THREE FACES OF AL at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tfoa-ln Fresnoid: Lost on the Anchovie Islands... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Cookie fortune, & dim sum Betty Jo B: Hello! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Fresnoid: These waters are swarming with killer anchovies. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : This hasn’t happened to me since “M” llan: butler the futman ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" llan: good sound effects Beet: That was fun. Cease: Very well produced album, as if that's a surprise. Fresnoid: The station is breaking. llan: great Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sound fx guy must’ve gotten more than half a key this time... DJTweeny: One of only two albums w/o Ossman ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “CUMMINGS, MOTHER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's New Collage at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS' Beet: looking forward to this. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llan: here we go Beet: THE Bob Cummings? Cease: Yes Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Cool! Cease: Health nut, Meth head. Beet: Love that Bob ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Beet: A true horndog Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “CUMMINGS, MOTHER” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Cease: Anchovie eyes Cease: Interesting to hear those two together, see how it evolved. Fresnoid: I had forgotten entirely to add the vitamins!!! Cease: methedrine- angerdream Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A line from a 1965 song by Donovan, “the whole wide human race is axtaking far too much methadrine...” Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Is that what they called goof balls? DJTweeny: What's this from, Cease? Obvioulsy not EoBE Cease: yes, eobe DJTweeny: But that's not the album, Cease DJTweeny: There's no audience on EoBE, and the lines were different Cease: hunter thompson used to guzzle grapefruit juice as well. maybe it mixes well with certain drugs. DJTweeny: I hear Thompson liked persimmion juice Cease:https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I always wanted to hear CSN do this song Cease: The track is called Welcome to Barbaria Beet: This sounds really good. Cease: Inspired by John Coltrane. Cease: Robbie Robertson talks about that in his autobiography llan: love this song Beet: nice Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “CUMMINGS, MOTHER” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Fresnoid: That song is always better upon further listenings! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love the Crumhungers Cease:https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0882319/bio Cease: Maron interviewed Peter Fonda recently. Fresnoid: Ask and ye shall receive - so be EXTREMELY careful what you ask for! Cease:http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episode-930-peter-fonda-andy-kindler-j-elvis-weinstein Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw Cease: I've been looking into Terry Southern recently. He wrote Easy Rider but Fonda stiffed him on payment. I wish Maron would have asked him about that. Fresnoid: Acapulco Goldstein! Cease: I think this was the first play the Firesigns ever wrote. ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Betty Jo B - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: This goes well with 3 Faces of Al in terms of opium allusions. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/ Fresnoid: Who is playing the part of the actor playing the part of the actor playing the part of the actor? Fresnoid: That is, playing the part of an actor playing the part of an actor playing the part of an actor. (Not necessarily THE actor)? Beet: Be specific, please. llan: at the end of a wet fist Johan Amadeus Myjetski : 20 years later & she still knocked me out... Beet: genius song ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Fresnoid: When she brushed up against me, she bristled. DJTweeny: Nice work, Cat DJTweeny: A porcupine, Fresnoid? Cease: Lotsa music in this collage. Fresnoid: A lovely one at that. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Agreed, beet! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Also agreed, Fres! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Extras broadcasts “PLEDGE DRIVE SEGMENT” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?' Beet: Fabulous, Cat. Fresnoid: That was a great collage! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Ab fab, cat! Ab fab! Beet: This is a strange discussion about the legitimacy of pledge drives. Cease: I have to do justice to Proctor's stories. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Gonna have to run out early tonight, folks! See you all next week, at which time I will be in my new used home! Fresnoid: Someone send this to my local PBS station, please??? Beet: Have a nice eve, JAM. Cease: Next week, Jammy Fresnoid: See ya, Johan - happy moving-in! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thanks, all! Nite! ||||||||| SaintFu enters at 10:42 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. Fresnoid: According to my Beatles watch, it is only two guitars past Ringo's nose. Beet: Hi Fu. Cease: Fu Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi SaintFu Fresnoid: Yo Fu! DJTweeny: ** Remember folks, the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:40pm Eastern SaintFu: Hello, dear friends. DJTweeny: Hope you can make it earlier next week :) SaintFu: Thanks! Fresnoid: Is he improvising someone reading that??? Beet: This fellow surely was disappointed by anyone calling in. Fresnoid: Marathon highlights - gotta be there for that! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' llan: where is ossman on this? I cant hear him Cease: Maybe he wasn Cease: on this. DJTweeny: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: the kboo series talking over each other i think originaly started as a marathon for KBOO Merlyn: tanks again tween DJTweeny: yw :) Beet: Had a good time tonight. Thenks to all participants. I'm loving the Proctor collages, Dr. Cease. Thanks as always. Dr. Tween. G'Nite all. Fresnoid: This makes me pleased to acknowledge that my friends at WPKN in Bridgeport, CT is still free radio and still going strong. Fresnoid: Had a wonderful time - AGAIN!!! ||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:56 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Cease: good to hear, fres llan: thanks, tween and Cat llan: great show Cease: another chapter of proctor's life next week. Cease: see you here then. ||||||||| "Hey Cease!" ... Cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:57 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... llan: he got no reply Fresnoid: Next week! :-) llan: nite, folks ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, llan vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SaintFu - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Chuck - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Fresnoid - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Betty Jo B
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Fresnoid
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llan
Merlyn
Rufus_T_Firetween
SaintFu
Wingslinger
