||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 23, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 12:01 PM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| It's 12:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 6:32 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween tiptoes in around 8:41 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood leads llan in through the front door at 8:46 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llan : hi tween Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi llan ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Little Feat – Chinese Work Songs) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Cease enters at 8:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Cease: Greetings Cease: Always liked Little Feat. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Cease Cease: Day or Night one of my favourite tunes. Rufus_T_Firetween: Big fan of LF here Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, that's a good one Cease: Texas band, right? Cease: Wasn't one of the Little Featers earlier in Zappa's band? Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, Lowell George Rufus_T_Firetween: they say Zappa thought he was so good that he should go form his own band (LF) Rufus_T_Firetween: Little Feat - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Feat Cease: Aha Cease: You know Zappa was a neighbour of Austin. Rufus_T_Firetween: "Little Feat is an American rock band formed by singer-songwriter, lead vocalist and guitarist Lowell George and keyboardist Bill Payne in 1969 in Los Angeles." Rufus_T_Firetween: not Texas Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, you've mentioned that Cease: Phil complained to me that Zappa used to stash his groupies at Phil's house. Rufus_T_Firetween: haha ||||||||| Catherwood enters with llan close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. Cease: They moved permanently to Fox Island not long before Phil died. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cease: Hi Llan llan: Hi Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: llan is in one place two times Rufus_T_Firetween: 'llan llan', is that like edmund edmund? llan: I only left for a moment Cease: I wonder if the move contributed to his death, in the sense that Fox Island is a lot further from a hosptial than where they lived in LA ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 23, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: My friend's dad used to be in charge of the Sherman Oaks medical center, one of LA's best hospitals and rather close to where Phil lived. Cease: When you get old, you gotta think about such things. DJTweeny: yep ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llan: I never noticed that trans-atlantic driving pleasure DJTweeny: I'm a few blocks from a major hospital Cease: Us too. llan: till now. you notice somethng new every time DJTweeny: good deal DJTweeny: true llan DJTweeny: happens to me all the time Cease: that's how they made the albums, llan. things you only notice decades later. llan: where is everybody? DJTweeny: good question DJTweeny: I advertised per normal Cease: I hope they show up for Phil Manchu Cease: Phils has retitled it Turning Chinese. DJTweeny: kewl DJTweeny: so glad he's getting into what you're doing :) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Now playing: Firesign Theatre's “NOT INSANE OR ANYTHING YOU WANT TO” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out NOT INSANE at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-rv' llan: gtfmfdevghnufyghtrjekaqswdefrg DJTweeny: gesundheit llan: lol Cease: are you speaking welsh, llan? llan: something llyke that ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cease: proc did a great benny llan: benny hill? ||||||||| Beet tiptoes in around 9:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Beet: Evening all. llan: oh you guys are so crazy Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Beet llan: hey beet Beet: Howdy Dr Tween Beet: Hi Llan Cease: i once met harry shearer in santa monica. he asked what i was doing in town and i said i was recorindg phil proctor as jack benny. i can do a much better benny than proctor, siad harry who was actually on the old benny show. yes, but i can't afford you, i told him. Cease: i love this mix. Cease: beet ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Not Joe close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:12 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. llan: hi not Beet: Greetings Dr Cease. Not Joe: Hi Ed Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi ≠ Joe Beet: Hi Not Cease: Not Not Joe: Everyone Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease, Nino says you're in Hawaii, had no idea you were on vacation ;) Rufus_T_Firetween: Hawaii's about to experience a Cat 4 hurricane Cease: No, I rarley leave North Vancouver. Cease: wouldn Cease: no interest in hawaii. when i go anywhere, it's usually vegas. ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (9:15 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: hi jammy Beet: Hi JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about NOT INSANE OR ANYTHING YOU WANT TO at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Cease Beet llan, Not DJT Rufus, etc al! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Et al ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Out deamon out! Cease:https://ewabs.podbean.com/e/voice-over-body-shop-episode-126-with-guest-phil-proctor-6182018/ Cease: Proctor posted this interview on Facebook today. Cease: He talks about the evolution of this piece. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Will read this tomorrow. Thanks Cat! Beet: That looks very interesting, Cease. Checking it out after chat. Rufus_T_Firetween: Thanks Cat, I've been think about trying to get into that business myself Rufus_T_Firetween: People keep telling me I have a good voice Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Take that Billy Shakespear! Beet: Amazing soliloquey ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Joe - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rufus_T_Firetween: Billy The Shake Cease: also, in a recent facebook post after his hospitalization last week, he seems much more focussed, in the sense that the knowledge that you'll be hanged in the morning does tend to focus the mind. mark twain or someone like him. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Biddily the Shakening Cease: his play premiers in a few days, also. Cease: with ed asner as god. Cease: hope he lives long enough to see it. Rufus_T_Firetween: Wow, that should be fun :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Actually Cease, that was written by a man who was guillottined the next morning, victim of the French Revolution Rufus_T_Firetween: Live Long And Prosper, Mr. Phil... Beet: Tireless worker. Cease: twain is the easy ref. i was pretty sure it was someone else. Cease: why is "homeland" now an acceptable term? Cease: i love these mixes. Cease: sets a higher bar for my collages. Rufus_T_Firetween: As you have said, Not Insane is pretty much one big collage ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Rufus_T_Firetween: would have loved to have been in the studio with them when they were recording Cease: that it is, tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Homeland/fatherland/mother country all terms employed by those of a fascist persuasion to engender fear of others they define as enemies. Cease: well said, jammy Rufus_T_Firetween: Robin Williams made a comment about that Cease: i vaguely recall that, tween ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Rufus_T_Firetween: "Homeland Security? Sounds a bit like Fatherland, doesn't it?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Isn’t it odd that homeland security has produced homeland insecurity? ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:37 PM, dragging cdfvgbhnjmktyui by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" cdfvgbhnjmktyui: do I need a new name every time I come in? Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi CD! Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi cdf Cease: i think you can do better cd Rufus_T_Firetween: It's llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski : No, you can be the same each time, if you like. Then everybody can know who you are. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: ok cdfvgbhnjmktyui: thought you would recognize me by the welsh phonetics Beet: hello cdfv etc. Cease: there are too few of us as is. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: there ya go Rufus_T_Firetween: welsh phonetics are astoundingly confusing Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol Rufus! Rufus_T_Firetween: You should get a message 'Nick already in use. Do wish to continue?' or somtheing like that cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I watched a famous film noir for the first time a little earlier Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I used a different name the first few times I was here. Pyramid Pachouli among some of the other names I used prior to settling on Johan cdfvgbhnjmktyui: Detour. somehow I was not impressed Cease: famous? cdfvgbhnjmktyui: well it is well known Cease: not my favourite genre cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I found it rather predictable Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Maltese Falcon more my noir preference... cdfvgbhnjmktyui: my favorite, JAM cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I have seen that quite a few times Johan Amadeus Myjetski : There was an early Kubrick noir, called, I think, just “Murder” Cease: although my favourite flick, Paprika, owes a lot to raymond chandler Beet: I have a faithful replica of the falcon. One of my favorite movies. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I dont think so JAM, or I would recognize the title Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Big Sleep another fave, but I like Bogart. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: never heard of paprika Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika_(2006_film) ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That Kubrick film was only about an hour long. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I thought the big sleep was a little confusing Beet: This is quite an album. Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika_(2006_film) Cease: yes, it is, beet Cease: was it made for tv, jammy? cdfvgbhnjmktyui: thanks for the link, cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Incomprehensible, some say. Illogical plot line, so many elements not explained nor resolved. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Still enjoy it, for some reason. Cease: in his many, many interviews, proc always appologizes for this album. it was made at a chaotic time in their lives. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: ossman didnt like it either Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Another, He Walks Again By Night, with Richard Basehardt & Jack Webb Cease: i dont think any of them liked it. it was more a contractual obligation cdfvgbhnjmktyui: ossman said it hurt their career Cease: but they kept tinkering with the shakespeare play for many years thereafter. good for them. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers JZak into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:51 PM, then departs. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: Hi Zak Cease: i think it did too, cd. JZak: Howdy! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : JZ! JZak: THAt's me! Cease: they lost a lot of their momentum. if they'd followed bozos with eykiw or giant rat, i think they would have been much more successful Cease: jz Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Radio Free Dishnuts – http://dishnuts.net JZak: MY shift key sticks. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi JZ Beet: It would be reakky great on acid Beet: really Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Reet, beet! Cease: the only firesign theatre album i heard on acid was Rollie Maidens. i was home from work with the measles. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “PHIL MANCHU” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's New Collage at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS' Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The acid didn’t cure the measles? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “PHIL MANCHU” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS Cease: alas, no. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: Ive had measles, mumps, chicken pox and scarlet fever cdfvgbhnjmktyui: not all at once, fortunately Rufus_T_Firetween: that could be probelematic Rufus_T_Firetween: lol @ KFT Rufus_T_Firetween: *problematic Johan Amadeus Myjetski : You’re one up on me, CD, I never had scarlet fervor Cease: there was a real las vegas tv show called Top of the Food Chain, on which i was a guest. this is a parody of that. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Fever Rufus_T_Firetween: Sweet & Sour Kraut lol cdfvgbhnjmktyui: wasnt all that horrible but I got a few days off from school ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I did have mononucleosis my senior year in high school Beet: Shingles are a bitch. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: Ive been innoculated for shingles Rufus_T_Firetween: "YOu got mono in high school? Well, you got it again!" ~ Proc Rufus_T_Firetween: My mom said Shingles felt like she was being electrocuted cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I had stereo in high school Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I know! How could I get mono, when I had been inoculated with a stereo needle? Beet: Worst pain ever. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: lol jqm cdfvgbhnjmktyui: jam Cease: I try and avoid pain. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: I thought the word for american was Yang Kee Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A friend of mine agrees with you Beet Cease: have y'all read ed said? worth checking out. cdfvgbhnjmktyui: grumble grumble Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Ed Said? Not familiar with that. Explain please? Cease: what your listening to now, jammyh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Edward Said explains Orientalism >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNwMpV6bVs ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Said Cease: as someone who writes plays and thus needs actors, it is hard for me to imagine phil's level of dedication to the acting profession. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Emphasizing the “otherness” of the east Asian culture, sounds like imperial fascism propaganda ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| JZak - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: It sounds like Phil was surrounded by all kinds of show biz types fron his early youth. Kind of second nature for him. Cease: i lived in the orient for a long time. it's good to live elsewhere from where you're brought up, to gain perspective Cease: true, beet Cease: begman too. both had uncles in the Industry, as it is called in LA Rufus_T_Firetween: I have to say it's been useful to live in different States with diverse cultures Beet: What did his uncles do? Do you know/ Rufus_T_Firetween: so you don't get 'parochial' Johan Amadeus Myjetski : True, dat, Cat! Absent travel, exposure to the cultures & writings without the nationalistic subscript. Cease: proc's uncle worked with abott and costella on their tv show, among others. got phil lots of work. bergman's uncle wrote for the marx brothers. Beet: cool Cease: i am so happy when younger generation friends go an live in other countries for lengthy periods of time. Rufus_T_Firetween: spent a summer crossing Canada after Expo '67, but it wasn't terribly different from the USA Rufus_T_Firetween: Cancun, MX on the other hand was a different world Cease: it forces you to see what you consider normal to not necessarily be so. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I am an unapologetic Groucho Marxist! Beet: I've had extended times in India and Philippines. Wouldn't trade it for the world. Rufus_T_Firetween: yy, a Grocho Marxist here also :) ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cease: Phil Austin's mother was a high school drama teacher. Hid dad worked for the railroad and played jazz in a band. Both were into Vedantism as i recall reading. Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl Beet Rufus_T_Firetween: *Groucho Cease: Have talked at some length to ossman's mother but don't know if she ever worked. her brain was working well when my parents' brains and turned into plants. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: domt know what do's dad did, but david mentions him going to work in his poems. Rufus_T_Firetween: must have been incredibly difficult Cease, sorry :/ Cease: my overall point being, all were encouraged by family to become the firesign they became. Cease: both bergman and proctor have many wonderful stories about their mothers on various firesign projects, Beet: Let's thank their families also. Cease: yes beet Cease: this is ellison from his youtube channel. very good stuff. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Considering the active DISencouragement I received from my parents, I find I am almost jealous! Cease: he has the best tales. ii'm workiong on a mix with him and firesign and it is hard to put together. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Of FST’s situations Beet: Since I was the youbgest kid, my folks didn't really pay much attention. That has its good and bad effects. Cease: I was the only child, thus too much attention. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m a middle child, with al it’s inherent baggage. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Its Rufus_T_Firetween: Dive! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Everybody stay on camera! Rufus_T_Firetween: Great that you're doing this series, Cat :) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat broadcasts “THE NEW CHINA REVUE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?' Beet: antastic. Cat Cease: I'm most happy that Phil is enjoying them. Beet: fantastic. Not typing well tonight Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes, that's really cool Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Amazing, fabulous work, Cat! Thank you! Cease: If I can contribute to Phil Proctor's happiness after all his work has given me, my life has not been lived in vain. Beet: A noble goal. Cease: their radio work in particular is very collage like, which makes this easy to do. Beet: The only cure for which . . . is death. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “PHIL MANCHU” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Beet: Those pink cigars are hard to light. Cease: i dont know why other firesign fans aren't doing things like this. it's so much easier now. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Rufus_T_Firetween: People have missed a good show this evening Cease: this works perfectly after proctor at the partry with stephan Cease: they have indeed, tween. Beet: This was a good one. Cease: Next week's collage is called Wild Duck. Cease: about phil's adventures with his wild frined in hollywood and one of his infinite girlfriends, who takes the last name duck. Rufus_T_Firetween: I was living in MD in a suburb of D.C. when agnew was Governor, before VP Rufus_T_Firetween: Agnew was pretty slimey Rufus_T_Firetween: "Let us learn 3 new words in Latin. 'No Lo Contendre'" lol Beet: nattering nabobs Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Wild Duck, eh? That make the senses reel with possibilities.... Rufus_T_Firetween: of negativism Rufus_T_Firetween: at was a great one Rufus_T_Firetween: *that Cease: its all i can do to keep up with phil's hilarious tales, and not make them less so. Rufus_T_Firetween: Agnew was up to his arse in bribery allogations and they were about to have it Rufus_T_Firetween: 'No Lo Contendre' is legalese for not contesting the charges Cease: this is brilliant riffing. Rufus_T_Firetween: You're going great, Cease :) Thanks for a series which people might see as a serious archive of tributes to him some day Johan Amadeus Myjetski : DePuty Dan has no amigos, another Latino phrase Rufus_T_Firetween: 'tis Cease ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: i have never been in a situation on radio where i was with other funny people and we just said funny things. Rufus_T_Firetween: The Deputy Dan Coloring Book bit is classic ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:50 PM and Woody 1 sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: welcome to the end of the show, Woody Cease: Just intime to say goodbye, woody. Beet: Kind of late Woody but hello Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love, love, love to everybody, & thanks to Cat, DJT, & everybody for the nyuks! Woody 1: Hello. It's been a long time. I'm joined by my friend Clarence Snake. Dou you remember Clarence? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Say goodnight, Dick... Cease: we do our best, jammy Cease: better late than never, woody. Woody 1: Goodnight Woody 1: Chet DJTweeny: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: by all Beet: A very good Thursday, folks. Thanks to everyone that was here. Really good collage, Dr Cease. Thanks to our very excellent host, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. ||||||||| Cease departs at 10:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Woody 1 - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cdfvgbhnjmktyui - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "Hey llan!" ... llan turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "12:27 AM? 12:27 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Chumley should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Chumley enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Chumley: What's all this, then? Chumley: I'm waiting. Chumley: Land of Goshen, I'm hungry! Going offline to eat some groat clusters. ||||||||| At 12:33 AM, Chumley vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llan - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cdfvgbhnjmktyui
Cease
Chumley
DJTweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
JZak
llan
llan
Not Joe
Rufus_T_Firetween
Woody 1
