Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
08/02/2018

Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 02, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Beet sneaks in around 1:28 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 1:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 5:21 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:21 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmo the Magnificent disembarks at 8:42 PM.
DJTweeny: Welcome Elmo
Elmo the Magnificent: Greetings!
DJTweeny: First time here?
Elmo the Magnificent: Yep. so far.
Elmo the Magnificent: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: heh
||||||||| Captain Equinox sneaks in around 8:54 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Rufus_T_Firetween: You believe in re-chat-ination?
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Captain
Rufus_T_Firetween: Well Elmo, welcome to our little soirée
Rufus_T_Firetween: hope you can join us often :)
Captain Equinox: Man, you guyz are so CRAZY!
Elmo the Magnificent: Thanks.. we'll see if I can get my browser to open this. Damn default mp3 player doesn't accepts links.
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ehhh
Rufus_T_Firetween: more fun with the audio, for sure
Captain Equinox: Fun music, Tween!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Elmo, clicking it should open it in your default stream player
Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, I like Commander Cody :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cease close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Cease
Cease: Hi all
||||||||| 8:59 PM: Johan Amadeus Myjetski jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Johan
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 02, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hello everybody!
Captain Equinox: I'll TAKE it!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Rufus! Cease! Elmo! Captain!
Captain Equinox: JAM!
Cease: Jammy
Elmo the Magnificent: yo!
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*! are you talking about a merlot?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Or just a red Merle heeler?
Cease: Is this Dont crush those 2 places?
DJTweeny: yes lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : All Hail John & Groucho!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dirk Pitt in through the front door at 9:06 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Cease: Crushes seem to be the theme this evening
Elmo the Magnificent: What a groove!
Cease: Dirk
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiya Dirk-o!
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cease: Elmo
Elmo the Magnificent: sorry. didn't mean to telegraph the punchline! just got the goddam mp3 player working.
Dirk Pitt: Park n lock it!
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!!!
Captain Equinox: First album I was introduced to.
DJTweeny: Hi Dirk
Dirk Pitt: Hi all!
Elmo the Magnificent: Hey!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF< HAND ME THE PLIERS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DWARF at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv'
Cease: The podcast IS the book. My collages are kinda footnotes, fully Phil approved.
Elmo the Magnificent: I'd sell out if anybody would buy.
Captain Equinox: I'm rolling too. Actually I vape these days...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Beet', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:09 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Beet: Howdy everyone
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Beet
Cease: Hey Beet!
Captain Equinox: Keep it sweet, Beet.
Beet: Hi Dr's Cease and Tween
Beet: Hi Cap'm
Elmo the Magnificent: Hi there Beet, daddy-O
Beet: Hey Elmo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Beet-head!
Cease: Dwarf has always been their most popular album. Let's hope lots of folks show up to bathe in its glory
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I hope so!
Beet: I'm glad I made it for the religious services.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:11 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Elmertown."
Rufus_T_Firetween: Any luck getting the stream, Elmo?
Beet: Hi JAM
Dirk Pitt: Icrophone working?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Merlyn
Merlyn: Dwarf bathwater
Beet: Howdy Merl
Cease: Merl
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Again
Merlyn: Hey all
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Merlyn!
Elmo the Magnificent: yeah. I just dl'd winamp . I've been behind on my apps since I got Win10 a couple years ago.
Rufus_T_Firetween: WMP in Win 10 won't play it?
Cease: Have you been in touch with Phil, Merl?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Cease: well worth 99cents a chapter
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Trailing clouds of glory!
Merlyn: Not lately cease, just FB stuff
Rufus_T_Firetween: Most public libraries will take requests for books. I got the Austin Public Library system to order a copy of Fortune Cookie :)
Elmo the Magnificent: i couldn't get WMP to open it. Kinda stupid sometimes.... Where's my Vic 20?
Rufus_T_Firetween: I feel the same way about my C-64 sometimes, Elmo ;) At least the f'er worked!
Cease: I must do that in Vancouver too, Tween.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : It’s probably I. The box holding up your Commodore 64
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Not Ed into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:19 PM, then departs.
Cease: He communicates largely by Facebook these days. Said he almost died last Monday.
Cease: Great they go him to the hospital in time.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Not Ed: Hey what a great record
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Not!
Not Ed: Cheers JAM
Cease: Hi not
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi ≠ Ed
Beet: Hi not
Not Ed: Cease hi ho
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : All this talk of food has me hungry. Brb!
Not Ed: Hey Ruf
Captain Equinox: Far OUT.
Not Ed: Cappy & Merl
Not Ed: And Tweeny at the wheel
Captain Equinox: NE!
Not Ed: is that Beet?
Captain Equinox: I LOVE that transition!
Beet: Yup. Evenin'
Not Ed: Elmo I see hmm'yeah Cappy
Not Ed: What?
Not Ed blundered
Elmo the Magnificent: What?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DWARF at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv'
Captain Equinox: Orgy Firefighter
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I know MY clam cakes are damp
Not Ed: how many times have I heard that before?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Reet, Beet!
Captain Equinox: POOP!
Not Ed: Pep!
Not Ed: I was in the "pep" band
Not Ed: we had a "really" good time
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I always wondered about ol’ Ukiapha
Not Ed: that was a realistic cymbal crash
Not Ed: Raw Raw Raw!
Not Ed: nice weird tape stuff here
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I cut the soles off my shoes & learn to play the flute in 1976
Not Ed: most excellent JAM
Not Ed: what are all these Mexicans doing here?
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/
Not Ed: I'm staying right here
Captain Equinox: Pepe!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Brb
Beet: I am shoeless right now!
Not Ed: 5 robot maintenance AI's
Not Ed: good idea Beet
Not Ed: Remember rivers Nellie
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone an entrenching tool
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone an entrenching tool.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m back from sector Q...
Cease: like Joe from Hannibal, Mo.
Captain Equinox: Gotta run, Mrs. Captain / Dr. Mrs. Equinox is walking inthe door. Hugs and kisses on tap!
Not Ed: ding
Not Ed: Night night Cappy
Cease: Keep em flying, Cap
Beet: See ya Cap
Not Ed: greatediting
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite, Cap!
Captain Equinox: Nite, Kiddos!
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Peccary pie? Didn’t catch that before
Beet: Exposition Park. Never heard that before.
Not Ed: Layers of layers
Cease: Ossman grew up near Exposition Park.
Beet: There's actually a place with that name?
Elmo the Magnificent: Well, I gotta amscray, usterbays.... see ya on the flipside. I think they're still speaking Chinese over there.
Not Ed: interesting I'd wondered what/where it was
Cease: Yep, near USC.
Not Ed: Be good Elmo
Not Ed: I see
Merlyn: But where is Aubrey Plaza?
Cease: Keep on being magnificent, elmo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Bye, Elmo!
Beet: Evening Elmo.
Elmo the Magnificent: !
Not Ed: so soothing
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Two shelves where none are needed...
DJTweeny: This stuff really is genius
||||||||| Catherwood escorts EdHead into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:51 PM, then departs.
Beet: Hi Ed
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: Hi EdHead
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Ed!
DJTweeny: First time here, EdHead?
Beet: Never met a bag that wasn't Great Shit.
||||||||| Moose sneaks in around 9:54 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Moose
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Moose!
Cease: EH
EdHead: AKA Mr. Roach
Moose: Thanks, y'all! I haven't been here in a while! Too busy contemplating politics, a losing proposition.
Beet: Hey Moose.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Great to have ya back :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Radio Free Dishnuts – www.dishnuts.net
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : This is why they’re called classic!
Beet: What have you figured out about politics?
Cease: Moose
Moose: Thanks, y'all.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“DON'T CRUSH THAT PHIL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
Moose: I figured out that the left eats its young.
Beet: Corporate or Progressive?
Moose: I like Progressive better, but as far as I can tell, people of both stripes disagree.
Moose: I started a "Politics" page, and people (who I thought were like me) ended up at each other's throats. :(
Beet: One likes single payer and the other doesn't.
||||||||| "9:59 PM? 9:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bunnyboy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bunnyboy enters and sits on the divan.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : BB!
Beet: Hey Bunny.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Bunny
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “Don't Crush That Phil” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS
Cease: The Man from Bun
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** THE PROCTOR PODCAST - From the mind, and life, of comedy great Phil Proctor >> http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/
Beet: Great movie
Bunnyboy: Da!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Cease: I hope you all are subscribing to the podcast.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
||||||||| At 10:07 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Moose!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Cease: How are things in Seattle, Bunny? Its filling up with Canucks
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Oh no, the Group W bench!
Cease: This was the last play Austin did for me.
Cease: He plays Mr. Disner.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Ewe too!
Beet: That was fun, Dr
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Superb, cat, absolutely!
Cease: its hard to add to Proctor but I try.
Cease: i continue the tradition of this show, of combining found material and such.
Cease: in my latest, i riff on proc's use of the word "orientation" thuogh in a very different context.
Bunnyboy: Yah, fleet's in! Shank of Seafair.
Not Ed: Pork?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat broadcasts
“A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE INQUISITION”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?'
DJTweeny: oops, forgot the banner
Not Ed: Hey Bunny, Ed
Beet: Our friends the microbes.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : He’s right!
Cease: Our roads are clogged with thousands of Vancouverites pouring into Seattle to watch Jays-Mariners.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Beet: Do hey say, "eh?" at the end of their sentences?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease: i continue the tradition of this show, of combining found material and such. << glad you're having fun doing something so creative :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: and informativem, even
Cease: they always wanted to inspire us to further create.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I was in a band a trio, two of us named Richard, one named Peter. Called the band “2 Dicks & a Peter”
Cease: lol jam
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : We didn’t get any airplay. Now I know why...
Not Ed: Whoops, gotta go go go! Good to see you all & thanks audio and audio related fellers, and all kinds of stuff like that there!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite, Not!
Beet: Nice to see you, Ed.
Cease: Off you go, Not.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Cut Your Sole Offf!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Now we know why!
Bunnyboy: Oh, right. Play ball!
Beet: I used to enjoy Sole Music.
Cease: Jays are barely triple A team these days. Marniners could get to the wild card.
Bunnyboy: Ms up, 2-0, in the 1st.
Cease: I refuse to watch unless they play Baltimore.
Beet: I'm an Astros fan.
Cease: You omust have been happy last year.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m an oscillating fan...
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: Absolutely!
Cease: First championship after all these years.
Beet: It was a long wait
Cease: My Jays won back to back series and may never do so again in my life time.
Cease: NOt as long as Cubs and Red Sox, but far too long. Lots of great players over the years.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Look back, past her!
Beet: Spent many hours in the Domed Stadium.
Cease: I know it only from that early Altman flick.
Beet: Brewster McCloud
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Melanie!
Cease: A friend of mine played for the Red Sox when they were goodk, but not good enough. 72.
Cease: Was that Melanie?
Cease: Satch, mostly played for the Angels. Plays Babe Ruth in my play Neal Amid.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : No, but a Melanie spoof
Beet: A dose of reality in the studio.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : This is hilarious!
Cease: There have been people being funny on the radio since it was invented. Why does the Firesign stand out?
Cease: this is amazing
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : They were the only ones that sound like they came from inside my own head
Rufus_T_Firetween: Radio plays have always tried to put a movie in your mind, Cease
Rufus_T_Firetween: The FST just did it in TechiColor with Surround Sound :)
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Cease: cuz of the chemical combination of just those minds?
Rufus_T_Firetween: and lots of good political commentary to boot ;)
Cease: why were the pythons what they were? many music groups too.
Cease: the 5th crazy guy
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign'
Beet: Unique voices.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Pair of Noiya?
Cease: i have many interviews where they, partic berman lamented that others didnt follow in their footsteps.
Cease: I think many did, just under the radar. On their own stations, in local situations that never went national in teh way the Firesign broke just as FM happened and they could reach a large audience.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : FST really can’t be classified as ‘stand up’, really
Cease: Now is even more so, much more conducive to sudden vast fame
Beet: Also pretty much absolute freedom in the studio.
Cease: You're right, Jam
Cease: but everyone has a studio in her phone now.
Beet: Right
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Too true, Cease...
Beet: This is nice
DJTweeny: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Cease: Next week, Phil escapes from Vietnam.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love, love, love to all!thanks Cat, DJT, & everybody!
Beet: I enjoyed this. I love these Thursdays. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Dr. Cease. Thanks always to Dr Tween. G'Nite.
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:54 PM.
Cease: We Aim to Please, and so does Louise.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : God night & good bless!
Rufus_T_Firetween: /me A pleasure to be your DJ all, I am honored to play for FST fans :)
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bunnyboy - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 10:56 PM, Cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| ralph spoilsport steals in around 11:20 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
ralph spoilsport: all gone?
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ralph spoilsport - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EdHead - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elmo the Magnificent - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dirk Pitt - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bunnyboy
Captain Equinox
Cease
Dirk Pitt
DJTweeny
EdHead
Elmo the Magnificent
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Merlyn
Moose
Not Ed
ralph spoilsport
Rufus_T_Firetween

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https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FELINE_FOOTNOTES_FOR_PHILS_PODCASTS
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://theproctorpodcast.podbean.com/
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/firesign
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw