||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 26, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "7:59 PM and late as usual, it's Kelraith, just back from Nevada." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| 8:01 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith, you're a bit early ;) ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' Kelraith: Just a little. I keep getting busy with work and forgetting ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Songs About Wind) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com enters at 8:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. TimmMcCoy.com: Hola Podcats! DJTweeny: Hi Timm! How are you? TimmMcCoy.com: Getting better. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (8:46 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:47 PM and Cat steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hey Cat TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, wut up esay? ||||||||| Catherwood wuts up esay. DJTweeny: lol Cat: HI chatters! Cat: You improving, Tim? TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, smack that ass up! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to TimmMcCoy.com and yells "oh, fuck off TimmMcCoy.com!" TimmMcCoy.com: LOL TimmMcCoy.com: Yeah, getting used to Bells Palsy. Geting better. Takes forever (2 months) to get over. Cat: Better is preferable to worse. DJTweeny: Getting better is good :) TimmMcCoy.com: facial paralysis is the worst tho. Half A Face, Half A Face, Charge of the Bells Palsy Brigade! DJTweeny: wow :( TimmMcCoy.com: Just starting to get my speech back. TimmMcCoy.com: ...Everyone knows it's NANCY! Cat: Perfect music, tween Cat: Thankfully you can still type. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" DJTweeny: thanks Cat :) DJTweeny: Nasty business, Timm. So sorry you're having to deal with it... TimmMcCoy.com: Lifes Cards, huh? It can only get better from here. Cat: Easy wind, blowin cross the bayou today. ||||||||| Outside, the 8:58 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi EW TimmMcCoy.com: Creole in the wind.... HIGH ALL! EWeston: Hey Tweeny Cat Kelraith, and the real Tim Cat: Hey EW, you turned up just in time to hear yourself. TimmMcCoy.com: Tiny Doctor me! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 26, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" TimmMcCoy.com: THAR SHE BLOWS! EWeston: I did play it about an hour ago Cat, A charming piece EWeston: Watcher bloomers! Cat: Glad you liked it. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: I recognized Tweeny and Al, and maybe Llan. ||||||||| 9:02 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Elayne: Evenin' all! EWeston: Oh and yourself too EWeston: Elayne Cat: HI El Elayne: Made it in time for your play, Cat. :) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “CAST YOUR WIND TO THE FATE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com/' DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Cat: So you did. Cat: The great Doc voice Elayne: Indeed! I suddenly feel like eating sushi. Elayne: Oh, good news: Doc will be gainfully employed once more a week from Monday Cat: The Great Al EWeston: Goodt! ||||||||| Beet steps in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. EWeston: Hey Beet DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: hi Cat: Beet Elayne: Evenin' Beet! Cat: Here;s the great LLan voice Beet: HiEW,Cat, Tween, Miss E Beet: Everyone wants to get OUT EWeston: Only intimes of declared emergencies DJTweeny: haha great processing on my voice there EWeston: The Tweeninator Beet: DoesGuiraldi? DJTweeny: lol EWeston: Only during the mating season Elayne: Who's this voice? Nice voice acting ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:09 PM, dragging mickey rat by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" EWeston: Micky's here hurray Beet: Mickey! DJTweeny: Hi mickey Cat: These are the 10 year old grand daughters, recorded off the phone Beet: Hungry Nose DJTweeny: kewl, Cat :) Elayne: The Lizard guy though, whose voice? Cat: Mick EWeston: It nose a lot Beet: Passing along the zaniness to the next generation. Beet: A proud legacy EWeston: It's a weird job, so someone has to do it ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: I've always loved that song ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Not Ed close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:13 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. EWeston: Hello not head, er, Ed Not Ed: Heyyyy EW DJTweeny: Hi ≠ Ed Not Ed: Cheers Tweeny & Cool Cat Beet: Hi Not Cat: Not Not Ed: Who else Cat: The Tween voice Elayne: Evenin' NotEd! Not Ed: Hi Beet & Elayne, rat & Timm Beet: I just saw that Vince G. was gone in '76. Not Ed: EEEEE Beet: Is that the real Airship? Not Ed: Nice Cat!! Beet: Very Cool. Not Ed: Cat you need to do a DVD Not Ed: Great song Beet: What a nice treat Cat: My first play since 2002. Thanks to Sam Longoria for reminding me of it. Elayne: Cool to hear so much of Doc's voice on a recording, not to mention Al of course! Not Ed: Also heard in the James Gang's The Bomber (Joe Walsh solo) DJTweeny: Great job, Cat :) Elayne: No Fumiyo cameo? Cat: Yes, she's the Chinese waitress, asking the girls what they want to eat Not Ed: Great to hear you in there too Tweeny DJTweeny: kewl Elayne: Ah, I thought that might be her. Thanks. DJTweeny: was fun :) Not Ed: Cool Beet: Bass, drums and piano yet very rich. EWeston: With the flavin! Cat: Llan did a great job as my uncle, the ship jumping russian sailor. ||||||||| 9:19 PM: Elmer Ho jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Cat: True story. Not Ed: Guaraldi - same guy who did the wonderful Peanuts music EWeston: The's a video cat sent me of the session, or a session. Beet: Hey Elmer Elmer Ho: apparently I just missed a beautiful song... which was...? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCASTS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Free Downloads!! at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html' Cat: Hi Ho EWeston: Howdu Elmer Not Ed: Hey EHo ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elayne: That must mean it's off to bed I go Beet: Cast your fate to the wind, Elmer Elayne: Next week, all ||||||||| "9:20 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Cat: The two little girls talking about Guaraldi are of course, playing Proctor and Bergman at the Golden Dragon just before the massacre. EWeston: By Elayne
Not Ed is going through too. Beet: 'Bye E Elmer Ho: hellyo Beet Cat !Ed tweeny n anybody person I forgot Cat: By El Not Ed: Later Elayne & stay groovy! Elmer Ho: so long Elayne, sorry I got here late... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Beet: Did you know that Uranus smells like farts? Not Ed: Shameless plug: czech out my compilation album "Vintage Strains" culled from 40 years of oddly cool surviving music https://richcarlson.bandcamp.com/album/vintage-strains Not Ed: I thought it smelled like petynias ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Not Ed: petunios Elmer Ho: very cool !Ed EWeston: Nasturshiumims? Not Ed: thanks Elmer ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Elmer Ho: my impression is that we have a good number of musically inclined folk here Beet: lol Not Ed: yes EW nestrestins Elmer Ho: they make nice buckets with chrymanthesins EWeston: Don't do that to your teeth Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html Beet: Quite often these guys are like 10-year-olds having a gas Not Ed: chrymanthesins oh right granny used to smoke them Not Ed: Awesome Rufus Not Ed: Yep lots of musical folks I think too EHo ||||||||| "9:28 PM? 9:28 PM!!" says Catherwood, "doctecazoid should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as doctecazoid enters and sits in the comfy chair. DJTweeny: Hey Doc doctecazoid: hi Not Ed: Hi doc EWeston: Zounds Doc Beet: What's up, Doc? Cat: Its Doc! doctecazoid: lili and i just got back from a late-ish dinner Elmer Ho: what's up or down, doc? doctecazoid: we're going to fool everyone and go diagonal, elmer DJTweeny: Great production on Cat's play, Doc :) doctecazoid: thanks tween Beet: The deserts of Mouthwind. EWeston: Watch out for the cheeze log! doctecazoid: i left it to the last minute, a bit of a rush job doctecazoid: but i think it came out well nonetheless DJTweeny: couldn't tell Cat: indeed, doc DJTweeny: The videos of the guys doing the XM episodes looked like they were having a lot of fun doctecazoid: now that cat's got a better recording setup, future productions will come together more smoothly and sound great doctecazoid: fyi alan gross is in the hospital Not Ed: very cool doc & cat doctecazoid: he had an "i've fallen and i can't get up" eposide Cat: the girls want me to write more plays for them to be in. doctecazoid: episode Not Ed: sorry to know that doctecazoid: he broke his arm Not Ed: a bit worried about rebozoette too doctecazoid: after convalescence he'll go to a hospice for physical therapy EWeston: Old bones can be fragile bones doctecazoid: he says he'll probably be out of commission for a couple of months Beet: We haven't heard from rebo for awhile. DJTweeny: Sorry to hear about Al :/ Cat: yes, not she hasnt been herein a long time. Not Ed: lay low and take good care time EWeston: Best to him, rehabilitate well I hope Not Ed: heasl Not Ed: indeed Beet DJTweeny: Rebo had a bad fall. Last time I heard from her she said she was in physical therapy doctecazoid: i've been working on getting all of alan's cassettes digitized before passing them along to taylor Not Ed: I did talk to here once on Fakebook but then she disappeared again - she implied she'd had some health trouble, perhaps a fall DJTweeny: NancyKat is also missed Beet: Hopes for all to get well. doctecazoid: it's a time consuming job - 40+ cassettes Not Ed: Ahh that fits Tween, thanks for the update EWeston: Yuppers Beet: Bush W. Exxon Not Ed: NancyK! doctecazoid: he's got an amazing collection of rare firesign material on the cassettes DJTweeny: lol @ Bush W. Exxon More like Bush W. Enron doctecazoid: hopefully taylor will be able to do something with them, after i complete my work and ship the lot off to him Cat: glad i could have had a bit of your time to do CAST Not Ed: It's so great FT had the opportunity to do these Not Ed: Taylor Taylor Taylor doctecazoid: true dat, not! doctecazoid: we're lucky they got to do the xm material ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:38 PM, dragging J.A..M. by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" doctecazoid: and as far as i know, they own the rights to it all Not Ed: so true doc Beet: It such a great thing to see them working. Not Ed: nice EWeston: ...JAM Beet: Hi JAM Cat: Jammy Not Ed: Yeah B Not Ed: Hi JAM Elmer Ho: hya, JAM doctecazoid: jimmy jam? Not Ed: pros at comedy radio at work/play doctecazoid: doing what they do best Not Ed: radio people rock! J.A..M.: Hi E, beet, Cat, DJT, NotE, mickey, & doc! Sorry to be late! Beet: Ayatollah Falwell doctecazoid: yes but do rock people radio? Not Ed: indoc deed J.A..M.: Hi Elmer! doctecazoid: updoc Not Ed: lol B doctecazoid: jerry foulmouth Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html doctecazoid: more human than human Not Ed: ol' puckerface EWeston: More radio with rocks in it! J.A..M.: That’s right doc, Jammy Jam is me, Johan Amadeus Myjetski! ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com doctecazoid: hot rock radio - all the hits, all the sounds, all the same DJTweeny: Hi Johan Elmer Ho: as a child we lived in Lynchburg, Va before Falwell was famous doctecazoid: elmer: i feel your pain Not Ed: Tanx Ruf & Cat-man-do! Elmer Ho: we occasionally went to Thomas Road Baptist Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw Not Ed: wow EHo EWeston: If the records weren't free we'd be all news! Elmer Ho: my main memory is that they would pass the plate then everybody would sing a few hymns while they counted the take Not Ed: lol ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: You're welcome Ed :) doctecazoid: eweston: Elmer Ho: then if they didn't hit their $ target they'd pass the plate again doctecazoid: eweston: -thumbs up emoji-
Not Ed gives the okay sign. Beet: A true behind the scenes look at American culture DJTweeny: gotta make thse Cadillac payments ;) DJTweeny: *those Not Ed: Awesomely great J.A..M.: I love Mark Time! Earlier this evening, I was watching a couple of episodes of a 50s sci fi tv show , Captain Z-Ro! DJTweeny: Don't remember that one DJTweeny: Rosco Raccoon lol EWeston: Pew pew pew Beet: Is it just me or has corruption crept into every corner of all cultures? doctecazoid: will they manage to work gideons bubble into this? DJTweeny: It would seem Elmer Ho: it's not just you, beet doctecazoid: beet: it's not just you, and it crept in a few centuries ago. doctecazoid: when you're up to your neck in alligators, it's hard to remember the prime directive is to drain the swamp. Beet: sad EWeston: Cultures are seldom static. And look very different two hundred years down the road J.A..M.: He used a time travel machine every week to “examine the past, to prepare for the future “ doctecazoid: j.a.m. - that sounds cool doctecazoid: or it sounded cool anyway, backward into the present DJTweeny: yeah cool idea Elmer Ho: neat idea, JAM Elmer Ho: what was it called again? EWeston: Think it was one of Stuegeons Laws 98% of everything is shit DJTweeny: doctecazoid: when you're up to your neck in alligators, it's hard to remember the prime directive is to drain the swamp. << hahaha J.A..M.: I can’t watch it without thinking of the FST DJTweeny: Trump got et Beet: Past is prologue (or something like that). J.A..M.: His poor rabbit, losing its ears that way! doctecazoid: "world war iii is a guerilla war with no division between military and civilian participation." - marshall mcluhan Beet: You mean I don't have to join up? doctecazoid: i know, i'm such a buzzkill EWeston: Think his mouth is about ready to eat one, or both, of his ears DJTweeny: That's a good quote, Doc Elmer Ho: did anyone else eat the ears off their chocolate easter bunnies before anything else? doctecazoid: and with that, i must go and spend some quality time with the zeitgeistbabe. follow me on twitter - @doctecazoid Beet: Bronx Cheers galore. doctecazoid: i can't believe i ate the whole head EWeston: Bye Doc doctecazoid: ambient music - http://myxprojekt.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php doctecazoid: home page http://doctechnical.com doctecazoid: ttfn ttyl nytol ook ook ka chook Beet: G'Nite Doc doctecazoid: and good night mr and mrs armenia, wherever you are
doctecazoid -) Cat: thanks for all the great work, doc Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet: You mean I don't have to join up? << "This bus won't go to war." EWeston: eek ||||||||| Around 9:53 PM, doctecazoid walks off into the sunset... J.A..M.: Nite doc! Beet: lol Beet: This is hilarios J.A..M.: Screaming jay Hawkins reference alert!!! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: Ahook like a clever idea and a script/ Cat: beet, if its firesign, its gonna be hilarious EWeston: Careful his teeth sound unstable! J.A..M.: He could go into songwriting with a hook like that! Cat: the 1630s? No, the Reagan administration. Beet: Wow EWeston: And they all lived happily ever after ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “VEGAS (Part 32)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Cat: this is the first thing i've recorded on my tiny new recorder. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cat: sounds pretty good, eh? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: oops, 32 lol Beet: Sounds good. J.A..M.: Sounds really good, IMO, Cat! Elmer Ho: do I detect just the right amount of subtle reverb? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “VEGAS (Part 3)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' DJTweeny: nifty little device, Cat DJTweeny: you said you had to do something with the mic? Beet: You seem to revisit Steely Dan a lot, Cat. Good taste. Beet: Aah, Sangria. Cat: I had 11 different sangrias over 4 nights. Cat: Learned much. Beet: Wow Beet: Can you remember which was superior/ J.A..M.: Glad to hear someone else can’t handle hot peppers... Cat: This was recorded on a good mic on my ancient reel machine. had never used it to record myself before and its sounds pretty good Cat: i heard the song IGY wihle walking along the strip in vegas so i used that throughout the 3 vegas pieces DJTweeny: sounds great Cat: yes i can, beet Beet: That does sound good Cat: even have pictures of them at my blog, of which this is a reading. EWeston: I've tryed chili without peppers. It came in pretty tasless Cat:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Cat: anyone see the new picasso series? Beet: What is that? Cat: his paintings in his restaurant were better than his food, and i'm not much of a fan of his. ||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (10:09 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. llanwydd: howdy folks Beet: Hey, Llan DJTweeny: Hi llan EWeston: Llan J.A..M.: E Putrid Too! hA! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 3 of 3)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ J.A..M.: Hi llan Cat:http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/u/kctSfmKWRb-agVhYxQkvp0sXXTU5q15lkKW4Y0IwuxK6tjQd902ZcFq8aM3cYw/ Cat: Hey llan! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Ground from the flower of our former youth Cat: the grand kids I refer to here are the two girls who played proctor and bergman in my play Elmer Ho: wwellcomme llan llanwydd: how is everybody? Beet: I used to really enjoy the family outings to good restaurants ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! J.A..M.: TMBG! Love it! DJTweeny: Good llan, and you? Cat: you sounded magnificent in Cast, llan Beet: This is fun. Who does this? Cat: My uncle Louis would have been proud of you, I hope. llanwydd: great, thanks for asking Cat: They Might Be Giants llanwydd: so you have already listened to Cast? Beet: Thanks J.A..M.: They Might Be Giants, beet! Cat: Maron interviewed them recently. Cat: It was the first thing Tweeny played this evening DJTweeny: yes llan DJTweeny: started the show with it Beet: I came a tad late. llanwydd: I thought it sounded great DJTweeny: Cat, is it up at your play archive yet? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" J.A..M.: I only know three words in Turkish.... llanwydd: taffy, coffee... Cat: I odnt have such an archive, tween. EWeston: Janissary Elmer Ho: it Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com << that site Beet: I totally agree Elmer Ho: never understood gambling either Cat: my voice sounds like i'm in a studio. same room but with a good mic on an old reel machine. Elmer Ho: best description I ever heard is "the lottery is a tax on people who don't know math" Elmer Ho: ah, so it was a live room instead of subtle reverb Cat: Kesey is wrong about this now. i was stoned than shit wandeing through the hotels Beet: Very interesting observation about grass smokers not being gamblers Cat: elmer, my wife often says that. but she was a math teacher Elmer Ho: it's been real but gotta run... till next time, whenever that is DJTweeny: bye Elmer ||||||||| Elmer Ho says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elmer Ho exits at 10:19 PM. EWeston: Green time, I think byee Cat: thanks for visiting, elmer Beet: See ya Elmer Beet: You going too, EW? DJTweeny: Minority Report is becoming non-fiction EWeston: Nawp Beet: Good J.A..M.: Bye Elmer! J.A..M.: Yeah, that’s not reassuring, DJT! Beet: Minority Report is such a kick-ass movie DJTweeny: it is J.A..M.: Kick ass book too! J.A..M.: By PKD Beet: Saw a doc on Cesar's wife that was really good. Cat:http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/bitbook/1993.html J.A..M.: Cezar’s wife must be beyond reproach Beet: Amazing woman Cat: Just recently on pbs? Beet: That was fabulous, Cat J.A..M.: I think reproach must be about ten miles outside Vegas... Beet: Yes, Cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE UNDERWORLD OLYMPICS” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Cat: Thank you, Beet EWeston: Landing reproaches can be tiring Beet: This seems to be the first time The Funnt Name Club was mentioned Beet: lol ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE UNDERWORLD OLYMPICS” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Cat: I went through the whole DVD and the only lined I used in the collage is HSTs line about VEgas being the 6th Reich EWeston: If you get it wrong you have to push the airplane back up into the air by hand Beet: lol DJTweeny: dammit... ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE UNDERWORLD OLYMPICS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Cat: Just trying in my way to create something like these Firesign shows from long ago. DJTweeny: better J.A..M.: And a damn fine job it was, Cat! Congrats! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Beet: I'll second that. DJTweeny: You have honed your art well, Cat :) Cat: Then I must keep honing. My actors want lines! Cat: The Tascam should allow me to make very clear recordings. EWeston: More string! Beet: You have a choice between Jewish and Buddhist writers. J.A..M.: Oh yeah, Cat! EWeston: Hetrodontal poets Cat: I created my last play Box of Time because I was drinking in a bar accross from the school I was teaching at, and the other teachers, upon discovering I wrote radio play, insisted I write one for them to appear in. J.A..M.: The homodontal poets prefer things al dente, I understand... J.A..M.: And if you give them a line, they want four lines... DJTweeny: kewl, Cat EWeston: That'll kill his brother Joe llanwydd: not exactly haiku style Cat: I think turning out all these collages has inspired me to go forward with other things Cat: saw a great show about Japanese artists who works in a variety of media and he inspired me to do the same DJTweeny: ** Any requests for future shows, folks? J.A..M.: Seriously, I am glad to hear you say that, Cat EWeston: Not Zazu style meither DJTweeny: Cat, will you have a collage next week? Cat: what did you think of the way your character was audio portrayed, llan? Cat: say waht? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat:tween, let's say No. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! llanwydd: I think I did alright Cat: hav a couple of pieces in the works but not sure about them yet DJTweeny: OK, then folks the whole show will be dedicated to RFO's The Great Internet Broadcast of 1996 llanwydd: he is definitely an interesting character J.A..M.: Paws four a moment... DJTweeny: I think you did great, llan :) Cat: did you notice that everybody had a different audio space? EWeston: If you can do vynil Tweeny a have a few Goon Show records. For maybe a future show ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Cat: great idea, tween DJTweeny: yep, Doc did a great job llanwydd: it didnt sound like we were all together Cat: i want to respond to chat request for my tales of involvement with firesigns, going back to near their begininngs DJTweeny: My turntable isn't operational at the moment, EW. Wonder if that stuff is in the archives at Archive.org? Cat: indeed, llan Beet: Apparently we are very dupe-able. Beet: As a country Cat: I hope I can create new plays, though they write themselves, I can't summon them into existence EWeston: Not a place I'm familiar with The is a little bit on Utube. Milligans TV show has a few clips J.A..M.: Don’t give them away. Let them get toad a way... Cat: The collages however are somethings I have been able to bring forth in some vastness llanwydd: we wouldnt be good americans if we werent dupeable EWeston: We're still working on proper collusion though Beet: Doesn't collusion mean being friends with someone? DJTweeny: EW, if you can send me some digital rips, would be happy to play them ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' EWeston: We'll see. Right now I'm trying to get my motorcycle back on the street ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cat:Tween, EW, Llan and previously Doc Tech were all in my new play CAST tonight. Thanks to you the play has what sucess it has as a creation. DJTweeny: It was fun, Cat :) Thanks for the opportunity... EWeston: Thanks for some fun work Cat Beet: It's nice to hear everyone's voice. Cat:http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/u/kctSfmKWRb-agVhYxQkvp0sXXTU5q15lkKW4Y0IwuxK6tjQd902ZcFq8aM3cYw/ Beet: Hey, very entertaining evening. Thanks to all who showed tonight. Fabulous collage, Cat. Thanks as ever Dr. Tween. G'Nite all. EWeston: Gruntled feeling all DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... J.A..M.: Thanks everybody! Thanks Cat, DJT! love, love, love to ALL! Your nap will rise again & that’s my story! llanwydd: thanks tween and cat. nite everybody ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cat: Nite, Beet ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:54 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cat!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| J.A..M. - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kelraith - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| mickey rat - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
DJTweeny
doctecazoid
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
J.A..M.
Kelraith
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
