||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 19, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 9:08 AM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: I won't be attending tonight because I am accompanying a friend of mine to an audition in Washington, D.C. Sorry. I'll see everyone next week. ||||||||| It's 9:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (6:29 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Sturge gets out at 8:34 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Sturge DJTweeny: music starts in about 6 minutes ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:37 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Sturge: Hawaya DJTweeny: Just peachy, and yourself? DJTweeny: First time here? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Jammy Jam Jam into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:39 PM, then departs. Sturge: All is swell DJTweeny: Hi Jammy Jammy Jam Jam: Hullo DJT! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Songs About Power) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Sturge: Was here once before...... DJTweeny: Good to have you back :) ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Kelraith disembarks at 8:46 PM. Kelraith: I have left already? Kelraith: What? DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:50 PM and EWeston steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: Appy Thursday Tweeny an some new or semi new folks Jammy Jam Jam: Evening Kelwraith, EW, Sturgeon DJTweeny: Hi EW DJTweeny: What? What? What? Jammy Jam Jam: Mr John Kay & company! Haven’t heard this is ages... DJTweeny: indeed EWeston: Kelraith has existencial issues DJTweeny: Steppenwolf Live is a great album Jammy Jam Jam: Btw, Ich bin ein Johan ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Rick', just granted probation at 8:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Jammy Jam Jam: Hiya Rick! EWeston: Rick luck with the probation Rick: I heard Power on KCRW back in the 80's I think. DJTweeny: Hi Rick DJTweeny: Could well be, Rick Rick: That motherfucker dolt45 could use those boys at Scoff Law in his corner! Jammy Jam Jam: It heard the word power, & it responded! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cease close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: Hi Cease EWeston: Hi your Ceasehood Jammy Jam Jam: This is your entrance music, cease! Cease: Hi all Cease: Goes well with the proctor and bergman album DJTweeny: Thought so Rick: How much of POWER will be played tonight? DJTweeny: all DJTweeny: all 6 episodes ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 19, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: I heard it on Hockenberry's show Heat, where it first appeared. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Rick: It's about 90 mins? DJTweeny: a little over an hour Rick: This is RADIO LAFFS of 1940 Rick: Or it was.. hehe DJTweeny: That's what's in the podcasts ||||||||| Catherwood ushers ''Bob'' in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER”” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out POWER at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-rv' Jammy Jam Jam: That’s what I need too! Rick: I have searched for POWER Jammy Jam Jam: Hi Bob! Rick: I'm happy to have found it finally. It's some funny stuff. ''Bob'': HONK HONK! EWeston: Bob hay DJTweeny: Hi Bob ''Bob'': Trump reference. LOL ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Florida." DJTweeny: Hi llan llanwydd: hows everybody? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln DJTweeny: Yeah, the Trump reference is too prescient Cease: The announcer is A Ernest Guy who also announced Bergman's Digital Diner EWeston: Llan man Cease: Hi llan ''Bob'': Just finished a long drive in the snow. What the hell? The whole world has gone crazy, including Mother Nature. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Not Ed close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html DJTweeny: Hi ≠ Ed Cease: Hi Not Not Ed: Pork? ||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:06 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Elayne: Evenin' all! EWeston: Not Ed However you are Elayne: Happy early 4/20! Not Ed: Hey C & Tweeny EWeston: Elayne ''Bob'': I think he prefers to be called !Ed ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Elayne starts her 4/20 early... Not Ed: Hi Elayne and there's EW ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: HI El Not Ed: I'm not Joe Elayne: How was your birthday, Cat? Cease: Vancouver is having its final Pot Party tomorrow before legalization this summer ''Bob'': I'm not Bob. Cease: Had some great Greek food, El. DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Elayne: Isn't legalization a great excuse to have more Pot Parties, right out in the open and all? EWeston: Good to know para Bob Not Ed: Hi "B" and llan too Elayne: I had some nice Greek food yesterday, Cat. llanwydd: what did you have, cat? Not Ed: Jammy Rick Hey Rufus Cease:https://www.thestar.com/vancouver/2018/04/18/vancouver-braces-for-biggest-420-pot-party-yet.html Cease: The restaurant has two kinds of Orzo in tomato sauce, one with meat and the other with prawns. I had the prawns. It was amazingly good. ''Bob'': OMG, Tweeny. I stared at that link for last week's show for a full minute before I figured out where the typo was. Thanks for fixing. Not Ed: prawns prawns DJTweeny: Yeah, sorry about that Bob :/ DJTweeny: One digit too many in the date llanwydd: there is a wonderful greek place in deland that I must recoment if you are ever in the area called Santorini llanwydd: rather italian sounding name for a greek place but the food is excellent ''Bob'': Glad to have it. I missed about half of last week. Thursday night always winds up being laundry night... Elayne: Great article, Cat. My favorite sentence: “We have wind gusts that come off the water and we have no idea where they will go.” Cease:https://anatolisouvlaki.com/ llanwydd: thanks, cat Cease: Of course Anatolia is now Turkey Jammy Jam Jam: Mr. B.L.Z Bubb does NOT say “out demon out”! llanwydd: greek cuisine often falls under the heading of Mediterrannean Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln ''Bob'': I feel dirty. llanwydd: thats why its good to do the laundry bob EWeston: Become one with the dirt Rick: POWER is VERY inside Hollywood. Rick: And time references could be confusing. The kids wouldn't know who Ivan Boesky is. DJTweeny: true EWeston: Lassie a major star while cars have computers, Time is cracked here Rick: Having lived in LA for 30 years I'm locked and loaded. ''Bob'': It's set in the future. They're remaking Benjii. Surely Lassie and Rin Tin Tin will be next. Cease: I havent lived there in 50years but I remember EWeston: The horror. The horror. Rick: I was there from '77 to '06 EWeston: Lassie maybe a cyborg this time around DJTweeny: haha DJTweeny: or maybe genetically modified EWeston: With an onboard crane to get Timmy out of the dam well Rick: Bill Cosby on #1 EWeston: An early super soilder surum tesy case Not Ed: What's up with Bill C Jammy Jam Jam: Honey, they’re in everybody’s genes... EWeston: In court these days ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Not Ed: Ohh Not Ed: listened to Cosby's album "Sports" a couple weeks ago Not Ed: funny EWeston: Yup he was. Rick: All of these POWER episodes are combined into 1 show? Cease: Sort of Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln Rick: Andrew Dice Clay! Obscuro!! DJTweeny: This is the album release ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... DJTweeny: (out of print) DJTweeny: LOL @ 'Ditch Bitch' Jammy Jam Jam: This keeps making me think of the Altman film The Player, though the plots are different Rufus_T_Firetween: "Its premise was to lampoon the excesses of Hollywood in the late 1980's, a town that Philip Proctor proclaims as "the only place where you can get stabbed in the front." Philip and Peter voice recorded each week's installment in Los Angeles and shipped it to New York, where I hastily added sound effects and mixed it for broadcast. This release features Power's original 13 episodes compiled into a long-form piece." DJTweeny: Never seen The Player DJTweeny: I'm a fan of Altman Rick: I remember "The Player". Cease: It does, Jammy Jammy Jam Jam: I may be the only one, but I liked it Rick: These drumph references are priceless. DJTweeny: Yeah, who woulda think he'd be where he is today DJTweeny: *thunk Jammy Jam Jam: That’s a fact, Rick! EWeston: Not Comey apparently DJTweeny: heheh Rick: I used to have a cassette copy of POWER that I got as a subscriber premium from KCRW- Lost it in one of the moves. llanwydd: I think comey is just as sleazy as trump EWeston: That's pretty high level of sleaze. Don worked at it for decades DJTweeny: plenty of sleaze to go around in D.C. Not Ed: Yeah high bar on low Rick: And Hollywood! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Not Ed: Trump the Rump EWeston: I'm wait for mueller to ask Hannity to be interveiwed DJTweeny: or 'T-Rump' as Proc referred to him in an interview Not Ed: should make a great two episode Frontline piece DJTweeny: The election this Fall should be interesting Not Ed: works 4 e Tween Not Ed: me EWeston: Your understandibly enraged Jammy Jam Jam: Ever watch a film called “Eating Raoul”? DJTweeny: nope Not Ed: I mean this all will make a great Frontline piece ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Not Ed: yes JJJ Rick: Eating Raoule. Mary Waronov ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ Jammy Jam Jam:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083869/ Jammy Jam Jam: A murder for profit scheme. The guy disposing of the bodies sold the to a dog food factory DJTweeny: Sounds like a fun plot Jammy Jam Jam: Bodies to dog food factory
Not Ed thinks:Mexican food is really good and 2nd only to Italian Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw Rick: Sounds like Soylent Green ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Not Ed: brisket tacos, oh my Cease: Dr Benway again DJTweeny: yeah DJTweeny: never had a brisket taco Not Ed: Soylent Yellow is made of Peeps. Not Ed: mm mm DJTweeny: bet somebody in Austin serves them Not Ed: You know it Tween Not Ed: Try Mia's in Dallas Jammy Jam Jam: Lol, NotE! Rick: MICHAEL!! DJTweeny: Proc does a wonderful Michael Not Ed: lol Not Ed: ar ar ar JJJ ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Not Ed: It's 4:30 AM in Tow Tuk Moo DJTweeny: Do you know where your cow is? Not Ed: X-actly ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Jammy Jam Jam: I know. In a can of dog food... EWeston: Safely treed thank you Not Ed: All cows eat grass, you know DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Rick: And tomorrow is 4/20 Not Ed: All cars eat gas as well Not Ed: Yippee Rick llanwydd: not laughing cows Cease: I think that' Cease: Bergman Cease: daughter Lily
Not Ed does a happy little dance of joy DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Not Ed: really Cat cool DJTweeny: Supposed to be a historically large 4/20 celebration in Vancouver tomorrow DJTweeny: Will our Cat be attending?
Not Ed is rolling bombers right now Cease: No, it's just teen agers. Cease: I don't even remember being a teenagers ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Not Ed: Incoming Rick: Was that an audio drop-out? DJTweeny: I heard it here, so it's in the file if that's what it was llanwydd: sounded like it but you never can tell Not Ed: They have damn fine Mary Jane these days, holy moly Not Ed: I thought it was the dent Not Ed: in my head Not Ed: gaps.... Rick: Nice Blues reference there. Not Ed: really I missed it Rick llanwydd: cool Not Ed: KCRW Kelraith: Where can I buy a copy of this show? Not Ed: Good stuff Tweeny Not Ed: Dish free radio nuts Not Ed: Procmer's book is weirdly groovy Not Ed: Audiobook soon Cease: 3 parts, Tween. DJTweeny: oops Sturge: The bluesman's epitaph Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Kelraith ^^ Sturge: I didn't wake up this mornin' Not Ed: Hey Kel, Hey Sturge Not Ed: Steely Dan almost saved pop Cease: but you're up now Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 2 of 3)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Not Ed: Love that band big time Not Ed: Aja has the status of like Sgt Pepper Jammy Jam Jam: Am I the only one that feels cheated out of that future the IGY promised? Not Ed: haha ''Bob'': Totally agree. Aja is almost a perfect album. Cease: Indeed. All those worlds fairs too. Not Ed: reminds me of the Rundgren song...I think it's just Future Not Ed: Here it is https://youtu.be/SrZRYzZsOOs Not Ed: (for later) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php DJTweeny: lol @ Rat-In-A-Box Jammy Jam Jam: That’s what we we used to call Krystal hamburgers, back in the day EWeston: I prefer rat on a stick Jammy Jam Jam: They’re not bad on a stick, with that satay sauce... EWeston: I prefer the traditional catsup EWeston: Though it doubles the price DJTweeny: Rat In The Box - The Firesign Theater ad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY-FOI-9SOE EWeston: With some mole skin cookies for desert ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “VEGAS (Part 2)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' EWeston: Steve Bannon once melted a bathroom Jammy Jam Jam: Did he say grapefruit gazpacho? Cease: yes, jam Jammy Jam Jam: How did that taste? I love grapefruit but never in a cold soup... ''Bob'': It's a good thing I already had dinner. Cease: almost all the little dishes were delicious. Sturge: Wonder how they went about naming it "grapefruit" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 2 of 3)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: much better levels this week, Cease :) DJTweeny: Doc to the rescue Cease: Doc's compression skills ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: Chinese Gooseberrys. Change their name and they became a marketing success Jammy Jam Jam: They grow in bunches like grapes. That’s where the name comes from EWeston: They gots limbs like cantalopes Sturge: Ah, so...... Cease: EW, I did a piece on how kiwi fruit got their name on the last collage, vegas part one. Cease: they were my object of intoxication during the trip. EWeston: Their charms have escaped me so far DJTweeny: btw - Beet said that he couldn't make it tonight because he was going to an audition with a friend EWeston: I'm highly in favor of pumpkins though Cease: I hope his audition goes well. Not Ed: Yay Cat Jammy Jam Jam: I really enjoyable gastronomic travelogue! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES 3.5” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out The Firesign Theatre at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/' llanwydd: cdfvgbhnjmk Sturge: Word Cease: Part 3, final part next week. Jammy Jam Jam: Looking forward cease! Cease: the kiwi slices were .15g of thc each. ''Bob'': Can I get those at my local supermarket? Cease: From a dispensary, probably. EWeston: Wahoo wahoo yadda yadda, soon to be a tweet Cease: havent listened to this in a long time EWeston: Its new to me Not Ed: great ''Bob'': Linda. How did he let her get away? Not Ed: catherwood give everyone one of those bombers ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone one of those bombers. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Not Ed: Roadio Free Radkill? Not Ed: I'm so confused DJTweeny: hehe EWeston: And the cheeze of the crowd llanwydd: lol Not Ed: Alright! Not Ed: Good times y'all llanwydd: thanks tween. thanks, cat ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Jammy Jam Jam: Nite all! Love love love to all! Not Ed: Thanks Cat n Tween n Rufus n Merl llanwydd: nite everybody EWeston: Good fun thanks cat byee DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ''Bob'': Thanks, guys! Peace out. Cease: See y'all next week. Not Ed: Peace, love and pork! ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Sturge sneaks away to The Sitting Room... ||||||||| Sturge walks in and says "It's 11:18 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?" ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Sturge - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rick - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Jammy Jam Jam - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kelraith - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Jammy Jam Jam
Kelraith
llanwydd
Not Ed
Rick
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sturge
