||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 12, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "6:33 PM and late as usual, it's RedPillTweeny, just back from Hellmouth." ||||||||| It's 6:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny in through the front door at 7:28 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:16 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| RedPillTweeny bounds in at 8:35 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hi RedPill ||||||||| New notice: '** PHIL AUSTIN TRUBUTE TONIGHT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Gene Krupa) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously ' ||||||||| New notice: '** PHIL AUSTIN TRUBUTE TONIGHT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Gene Krupa) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston plummets into the garden at 8:50 PM. DJTweeny: Hi EW ||||||||| Catherwood escorts ''Bob'' inside, makes a note of the time (8:51 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. EWeston: A Tweenyfest this evening? DJTweeny: Hi Bob ''Bob'': Swing it, Daddy-O! ||||||||| Outside, the 8:51 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Bambi coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Bambi: hello dear friends DJTweeny: Hey Bambi Bambi: those fumes are bad lol Bambi: hey Kurt DJTweeny: cough cough ||||||||| "8:52 PM? 8:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Beet should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Beet enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Beet: Evening all. DJTweeny: Hi Beet ''Bob'': Hey, Bambi. Dig these crazy tunes! Let's cut a rug! Beet: Hey, Dr Tween Bambi: lol EWeston: Beet Bambi And Bob. The attack of the B's ''Bob'': I am all sugared up from cheating with some ice cream and there's nobody here to dance with.... :( Bambi: hey "Bob" Bambi: hey Brian Beet: My father's music (and mine too I guess). DJTweeny: seemsed appropriate for a noir detective DJTweeny: *seemed ''Bob'': I always think of Nick as the guy in Bonzo Dog Band's "Big Shot"... EWeston: Oh Daddyo ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: cat un unison! Beet: Scat EWeston: That's a good cut Bob Beet: Gene had some good musicians Bambi: good tunes Tween ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd falls out at 8:57 PM. llanwydd: howdy folks EWeston: Hi Llan Bambi: heyllanwydd Beet: You can see why they called it "Swing". Beet: Hi Llan EWeston: Or spawn of the devil ||||||||| Al Fresko enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hi llan EWeston: Evening Al llanwydd: hi al DJTweeny: Hi Al Beet: Hello Al ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:59 PM, dragging Cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" EWeston: Lo Cease llanwydd: hi Cease DJTweeny: Hi Cease Beet: Evening Dr Cease ||||||||| New notice: '** PHIL AUSTIN TRUBUTE TONIGHT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cease: Hi all ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 12, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Elayne waltzes in at 9:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Elayne: Evenin' all, and happy almost-birthday, Cat! EWeston: Hi Elayne llanwydd: hi elayne Elayne: Supposed to be seeing DocTech and Lili on Saturday. We shall raise a glass to you. ''Bob'': HONK HONK! Beet: The Chairman speaks. Bambi: hi Elayne, Cease (Happy Birthday btw) Beet: Hi Miss Elayne. Cease: Yes it is my birthday today, El. Thanks. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: How appropriate, El. Cease: HI Bambi. Beet: A Grand Birthday to you, Dr. Elayne: Cat, I had it as 13 April, not 12 April. Is that incorrect? Have to fix the ol' Google calendar. Cease: The deadline for submissions for the Mark Time award is Apr 20th so I'll be skyping with Doc this Sunday. Bambi: Elayne must have beat me to the Happy Birthday lol ||||||||| New notice: '** PHIL AUSTIN TRUBUTE TONIGHT!! ** Currently playing: Phil Austin's “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out ROLLER MAIDENS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-rv' Cease: Hope he can finish my new play in time for Ossman and Proctor's deadline. Elayne: I'll remind him, Cat. :) DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Elayne: Hey Kurt1 DJTweeny: glad you were able to show up for Roller Maidens :) Cease: Just had an exquisite piece of halibut and my new favourite veg, peas with parmesan. DJTweeny: sounds yummy, Cease Elayne: Won't listen to it, Kurt. Don't really care for that album. But glad you're playing it. EWeston: Will the work be accessable some where Cease? llanwydd: sounds delicious Cease: Featuring the voices of Tweeny, EW, LLan but no Elayne this time. Cease: It is halibut season now so it's as its best. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Elayne: Cat, I'm only a phone call or Skype away, you know. :) Cease: Hopefully, Tween will play it here. DJTweeny: What don't you like, Elayne? DJTweeny: Of course I will, Cease :) Cease: Is that so, El? Cease: Not sure about these newfangled phone things. llanwydd: lol, cat Elayne: Just viddy me, Cat. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Cease: As those of you who heard part 1 of my Vegas tales last week well know, I'm having serious hardware or maybe software too problems so no collage from me but will have something next week. going shopping tomorrow for needed equipment ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Elayne: So Cat, the big day is today, not tomorrow, correct? Need to correct my Google calendar. DJTweeny: Yes, it's Cease's birthday! EWeston: I'd expect so. I'm patient. I did run accross a poster elswhere who was interested i hearing it. Cease: Yes, I'mdoing a lot of recording off the phone, El, but mic problems need to be addressed soonest. DJTweeny: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT :-) llanwydd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin Beet: Jesus already did that once and it didn't turn out well. Cease: Thank you, fellow chatters. Yes, April 12, El llanwydd: I see you are a firesign Elayne: Thanks Cat, Google has been duly chastised. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at the Firesign Theatre web site >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin EWeston: An happy birfday kitty Elayne: You share a birthday with the late great David Cassidy. I had a crush on him for the longest time when I was a young'un. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN'S “Blog Of The Unknown” >> https://philaustinblogofunknown.wordpress.com/ Elayne: Or as we know him, speaking of Phil a, "Da' 'idy." Bambi: wb Rufus_T_Firetween Cease: Letterman too.
Rufus_T_Firetween waves at Bambi Bambi: Hi Al Fresko
Bambi : waves Elayne:Tween, could you call up a copy of Massacre at Park Bench in memory of both Austin and Cassidy? Cease: Good idea, El. DJTweeny: Is that a song? Elayne: I haven't converted my alumb to digital yet... Elayne: It's a spoken word piece, Tween, it's from Cassidy's album THE HIGHER THEY CLIMB Cease: I got Phil's Astrology Album from Chris Paladino. It's just Phil's voice, not the brain behind it. Elayne:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FtfF4EErKQ DJTweeny: yeah, I found it DJTweeny: Only a little over 2 minutes, I think I can squeeze it in ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:17 PM and Johan Amadeus Myjetski bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Elayne: Tx. I won't be around, I'm cutting out early this evening (needy kitty), but I do appreciaet it. DJTweeny: Hi Johan Cease: HI Jammy Beet: Hey JAM EWeston: Hi ho JAM ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hola, everyone! Elayne: Thinking of both gentlemen tonight. Fading fast, eyeside going blurry.... next week all... DJTweeny: ok, It'll be in the archive ||||||||| Elayne scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 9:18 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Beet: See ya Elayne Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hello goodbye, Elayne! Cease: Goodnight, El. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He sounds like he’s been real gone, daddio! EWeston: And looking hard for other options llanwydd: this is a parody of Euell Gibbons llanwydd: not this Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Now mr Rogers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: & mr Rogers, too llanwydd: I never understood that, JAM DJTweeny: llanwydd: this is a parody of Euell Gibbons << yeah, forgot that was from this album Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln DJTweeny: PBS - The Paranoid Broadcasting System Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh the old dead air trick! Bambi: it blesses my heart to see Tweeny carrying on ah, clem/JL's tradition ... thank you Tweeny <3 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It pacific in this country Cease: Indeed, Bambi. Cease: Ossman and Bergman had a radio show briefly at the end of 68. They ended one episode with a minute of dead air. they weren't on much longer. Bambi: yes, indeed Cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right on, Bambi, ceas DJTweeny: I'm very happy to do it, Bambi. Thanks to you and JL for introducing me to the world of internet DJing :-)
Bambi :-) it was our pleasure Bambi: I find it too difficult to do it myself these days Bambi: too painful Cease: It got me back into weekly radio production, which is good for me. DJTweeny: Hope you have the time and inclination to get back into it one of these days, Bambi DJTweeny: Yeah, I can understand that Bambi :/ Bambi: I hope so too Tweeny Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Glad they switched that channel.... EWeston: Now where's that basketball Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at the Firesign Theatre web site >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fine tune, as usual! EWeston: Is this my stall? DJTweeny: Phil was an excellent musician/engineer/producer Cease: A very talented man. llanwydd: why is this so full of country music. did phil seriously like country? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lucky & stupid at the same time EWeston: He was conflicted, but he knew the music form very well Cease: yes, llan. he was a country dj when he was in the army llanwydd: cool Cease: luckily for phil, his sergent loved the show so allowed phil to get away with all kinds of shit. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah that explains much, cease Bambi: soon need to help get our mother in bed .... have a great week everyone! Thanks again Tweeny! Beet: That's an interesting surprise, Cease EWeston: By Banbi Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Bambi! llanwydd: nite bambi Cease: thanks for dropping by, bambi ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: G'Nite, Bambi Cease: I know more about the Firesign Theatre than anyone needs to. DJTweeny: Good night Bambi, best to you and your family... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You are a one man under appreciated FST brain trust! DJTweeny: most certainly ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cease ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: They continue to inspire me. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cease, too , a FST brain trust ||||||||| Catherwood leads Pink Half of the Drain Pipe into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:50 PM, then departs. Cease: You too can fill your brains with Firesign knowledge by buying Proctor's autobiography, which Tween will promptly put up a link to. Beet: There was a time when I thiught that what amounted to a private obsession with FST would see a more general acceptance of their being genius icons of entertainment, philosophy and comedy. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Happy hi Pinky! Beet: Hi Pink EWeston: Nice Bonzo refferrence DJTweeny: Hi Pink Cease: Hi pipe. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ;) llanwydd: which ones pink? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html EWeston: The safe one DJTweeny: iwti llan ;) Cease: my thinking too. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fink Ployd DJTweeny: Have you considered writing your own FST memoir, Cease? EWeston: My pink half of the drain pipe. I may paint it blue Cease: interesting idea, tween. Beet: I'll second that, Tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Carried unanimously! EWeston: Stchur man DJTweeny: Cease has been there since before the beginning. I'll people would love to read his stories Cease: Doc told me today that Bill McIntyre is writing a bio of his own experiences with Firesign. DJTweeny: *I'll bet Cease: I dont think many people actually read books anymore, but it would make a great collage, or series of collages. DJTweeny: whichever way you want to do it :) DJTweeny: but we'd love to hear your stories Beet: Injection molded? 3D printing? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That’s a fact, DJT! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cease: as soon as i have proper recording tools and abililties, so maybe a month from now. DJTweeny: kewl Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I never destroyed a model train, but I did put three cherry bombs in the forward hatch of a model Texaco tanker ship, lit them, & set it adrift in the main channel of the stream in our backyard... DJTweeny: that new portable digital recorder looks pretty nifty Beet: Who stares at knees? Cease: Doc has one and says the sounds is better than our old DAT recorders and that was broadcast quality sound. all my plays were recorded on DAT EWeston: That would be, rude DJTweeny: cool, Cease DJTweeny: probably much better resolution Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We fall asleep, but why don’t we rise awake? Cease: will order from local store tomorrow but it will take them 15 buisness days to get it. Beet: Never happened to me/ EWeston: I rise a rose Cease: I can't order it from the states, for some reason. Beet: Cool little rant EWeston: Maybe accessorize your knees Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I used a dat from 86 thru 2006. Then I got a Sony d 50 for my field recording work. I love it! Sound is better, built in mics fabulous! DJTweeny: Trump embargoed it, Cease? EWeston: He decided we need to talk about TTP today Beet: cute DJTweeny: Yeah, I saw that EW. A bit of a surprise Cease: wow, this really goes well with the david cassidy piece. Cease: i can get it locally. but not before may. EWeston: Got any faith in his abilities to follow through? Cease: i reallly liked going outside and recording on my plays, particularly the last one, Box of Time. ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Pink Half of the Drain Pipe - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: No faith in anything to do with Trump. EWeston: Strange times indeed. Imagine trying to sell this as a movie plot llanwydd: jfnghbjfckldxs Beet: I understand EWeston: Easy for you to say Cease: you get a sense of deep historical knowledge from all of austin's writings EWeston: I'm reading a recent work on the last Turkish try for Vienna DJTweeny: Sir Jim Ashton Whoopie Cease: towel, bath, border. EWeston: Didn't he work with Tennessee Tuxedo? DJTweeny: mountain climbing across a city, what a wild concept Cease: He wrote most obsessively of love, of all the firesigns. ||||||||| New notice: '** PHIL AUSTIN TRUBUTE TONIGHT!! ** currently playing – PHIL AUSTIN'S “TALES OF THE OLD DETECTIVE” listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out OLD DETECTIVE at >> http://www.amazon.com/Tales-Old-Detective-Other-Lies/dp/1572700017' DJTweeny: oops Beet: Storyteller Supreme. EWeston: I know I've often wished I'd had a squirrel suit with me Beet: Amazing Cease: that he was, beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TALES OF THE OLD DETECTIVE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=totod-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at the Firesign Theatre web site >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN'S “Blog Of The Unknown” >> https://philaustinblogofunknown.wordpress.com/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I only realized that Precipices of Angels is a spoof of the short story The Swimmer, the movie version starred Burt Lancaster, about a man swimming across Los Angeles swimming pool to swimming pool. EWeston: He had a particular way(s) of focusing on the narrative. Cease: i hadnt thought of that but i can see the parallel, jam DJTweeny: Ha, hadn't heard of that one Johan Beet: Pretty neat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cease: almost all the old detective tales have to do with dames he falls in love with. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The movie version is worth a look. Besides nobody reads anymore. Or i’d Recommend the short story... DJTweeny: Certainly true of The Firther Adventures DJTweeny: *Further EWeston: There was always a dame in film noir. A tradition Austin was happy to follow Beet: Always a very classy dame. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cease, I’m a fan of 50s b grade sci fi. I noticed the scientist who defeats the giants insects, or whatever, was the one who was falling in love, usually with his bright assistant llanwydd: well I gotta be going. see you all next week. ||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:40 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Beet: Lauren Bacall was the best. Beet: See ya Llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The scientists who weren’t falling in love, their ideas never worked... EWeston: Bye Llan DJTweeny: "Oh well. They come, they go..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite llan Cease: keep well, llan EWeston: It was Peter Graves Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Often, E, it was! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw EWeston: Saw at least one of those on MST 3000 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep! Cease: my frame of reference as well. Cease: saw the new series of mst3k last november Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Rufus_T_Firetween: any good, Cease? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ Cease: i laughed occasionally Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Like Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Beet: Happy Birthaday Phil and Cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A great tribute! Thanks DJT, cease. And all! Love love, love to all! Beet: Well this was as good as medicine for me. Thanks everyone. Looking forward to next week's collage, Dr Cease. Thanks as ever Dr Tween. G'Nite. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Another wild week thank you all G'nite DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: Thanks, everyone. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Cease is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:57 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Al Fresko - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Bambi
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Rufus_T_Firetween
