||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 05, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 7:21 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Jefferson Starship) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Surplus2Rqurmnts bounds in at 8:51 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hi Surplus ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:52 PM, dragging Captain Equinox by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" ||||||||| Cease enters at 8:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. Captain Equinox: I'm Back - and I'm Bootiful! Cease: HI chatters DJTweeny: Hi Captain, Cease Captain Equinox: Hey Cease ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Captain Equinox: Howdy, Deej! DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Hey Tweeny an Ceasem an CE Captain Equinox: I'll be mostly in *listen only* mode for a while. DJTweeny: That's allowed :) Cease: Hi Nancy EWeston: Also know as Betty EWeston: Health tip of the day for all you screen starers, BLINK! DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: Is _that_ what those eyelids are for... Surplus2Rqurmnts: Good luck! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 05, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" EWeston: America's eye's are drying out. Captain Equinox: *honk honk* EWeston: Easy for you to say Cease: Good thing I'm not an American. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Unka_Led inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: You'll be able to get Chinese goods, Cease DJTweeny: Hi Unka Cease: Led EWeston: Hi Unk. Canadian eyes can dry out too Unka_Led: Hello, Seekers... I was reared in a small town. By Masons! Cease: My eyes are often wet from yawning. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “BOOM DOT BUST” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOOM DOT BUST at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb' ||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Cease: Hi El! Elayne: Evenin' all! Happy anniversary of Phil Austin's birth. EWeston: Ms Elayne Elayne: I thought for sure Tween was going to play Roller Maidens tonight. Cease: Every anniversary of Phil's birth is worth celebrating. Captain Equinox: Don't forget David's memoir is out too Cease: That would have been a great choice, El. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Not Ed', just granted probation at 9:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Not Ed: Pork? Cease: Not Not Ed: Hey C Not Ed: Hey Tweeny ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: Gee, I don't have that on my calendar Elayne EWeston: Not Ed Not high, but close DJTweeny: ≠ Ed ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and Johan Amadeus Myjetski sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cease: Power was supposed to be tonight, but my Vegas is too long. I'll try and make part 2 shorter for next week. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Not Ed: GREAT album - but RNT they all Not Ed: EW! ||||||||| Outside, the 9:06 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Bottles coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. EWeston: JAM Velcum DJTweeny: Hi Johan, Bottles Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings all! Cease: Good point, Not
Not Ed greets Bottles and Jam Cease: Jammy, Bottles EWeston: Bottles on deck Elayne:Tween, it was on my calendar until yesterday. I deleted it, I just couldn't handle seeing it. Not Ed: Billville! Spilling out life! Elayne: But it's emblazoned in my head: PA on 5 April, PP on 28 July, PB on 28 November and DO on 6 December. Bottles: I'm back from Ancient Greece. Glad to see everyone. Cease: From a bottle Elayne: I might be off a day on Bergman's birth anniversary. DJTweeny: ** Phil Austin at Firesign - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin Not Ed: Great music back Not Ed: ing Elayne: Davdi's is easy to remember, as that's my Robin's birthday too. Elayne: Speaking of Robin, he has a request. Cease: Lucky if I can remember My birthday, El Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have been muted! I type, yet stay silent! Whassup? Elayne: Please vote for him in this year's Inkwell Awards: http://app.surveymethods.com/EndUser.aspx?CBEF839BCC819C99C8 Rufus_T_Firetween: Actually April 6th, Elayne. I remember because it's the same day as my mother (who will turn 101 tomorrow) Elayne: He's in the category The S.P.A.M.I: Favorite Small Press And Mainstream-Independent 2017 cover-dated interior American comic-book ink work over another pencil artist (Non-Marvel or DC work). Bottles: Don't forget the people. Captain Equinox: No DVD no ESP Rufus_T_Firetween: I see you, Johan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Now! Oh that’s better! I thought for a moment we couldn’t talk in here! Unka_Led: "WHAT?" Elayne: Are you certain, Tween? I've always had it as 4/5. Elayne: Maybe it is 4/6 and Google just reminded me a day early. EWeston: I prefer semaphore, but only during the mating season ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Elayne: And I thinkg PB was November 29, not 28. Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Austin - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha, unk! Elayne: Look, at my age it's pretty good that I'm only hoff by a day. :) Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Elayne: "Hoff By A Day," starring David Hassellhoff. EWeston: Right arm! Unka_Led: So much winning! Elayne: By day, Hassellhoff. By night, Kiki. But twice a year... Rufus_T_Firetween: LOL @ 'distant dung dong province' Cease:http://www.craftcannabisweekend.ca/ Unka_Led: We're all cats in this bag. Solid gold. where are my headphones?? Cease: Something I'm going to this weekend. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Few people know I was born in the manger across the street from mr. hassellhoff, just before he was born... Rufus_T_Firetween: Elayne, I don't have any information on Ossman's new book Elayne: Are you going, Cat? Can you see if they have hemp hip packs (say that five times fast)? Cease: I've seen people reading it onFacebook. Must get a copy. Elayne: Me neither, Tween. Cease: I'll look, El. Cease: I talk about Ossman's new novel in my Vegas collage, as I was reading it there. Elayne: A few states down here are actually discussing rescinding the hemp restrictions. For Industry! Cease: Good news, El. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting '''Bob''', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln DJTweeny: Hi Bob Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Get busted and lose your fanny pack.... Unka_Led: hi, bob Captain Equinox: Fighting Clowns of Hollywood - Bear Manor Media Elayne:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10212767624998687&set=a.1130991468194.2019707.1029466608&type=3&theater EWeston: Um, Bob. ||||||||| Wren bounds in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Cease: Still a few monthes away from national legalization but it's getting close. Cease: HI Bob Not Ed: Unka, Bob, Cappy, Elayne, Rufus, waz real Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Bob Cease: A bounding Wren. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Wren ''Bob'': hiya friends EWeston: An a wren DJTweeny: Hi Wren Not Ed: Everybody sing Unka_Led: what knockers. welcome Elayne:http://www.bearmanormedia.com/index.php?route=product/search&search=ossman Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Wren: good eve Rufus_T_Firetween: great tune :) Not Ed: Wren flew in Elayne: Hardcover $35, softcover $25 ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: Welcome, Wren Bottles: Keep your eyes glued to the glass. I am. EWeston: Generic knockers specialy flown in today Not Ed: Say thank you Cease: I've got so many Firesign books now, I'll need new shelving. EWeston: What? Unka_Led: such flow.... Not Ed: 1st Deformed Church of Science Fiction Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pure obsidian, you know, knockers, that is.... ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Unka_Led: my captain! Not Ed: Ossman rocks but RNT they all Cease: Interesting TV show last night about the Teotihuacan people, who grew rich off their nearby Obsidian deposits EWeston: Hand flaked by froggy native boys, for your enjoyment Not Ed: indeed C sounds interesting Elayne: Just placed my order. Elayne: Going to go watch the Yankees lose now. Next week, all! EWeston: Byee E Not Ed: Bbye Elayne Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Its, Elayne! Cease:https://www.knowledge.ca/program/lost-kingdoms-central-america Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite E! Not Ed: thanks C! Cease: Bye El Cease: Lotsa good stuff on BC's Knowledge Network, even if most of it comes from BBC Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln Not Ed: Tomato Alley Bottles: I'm changing my name to Bill. Not Ed: cool C noted Not Ed: Me too Cease: Sounds like My kinda alley Cease: Love this music. I wonder if Austin wrote it? Unka_Led: smooth weather musi EWeston: I'm changing my name to Speen Cease: like the intro to a Steely Dan song Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You’ll want some basil with that alley, cat! Not Ed: Austin must've written this, yes? Not Ed: anyway.... Cease: Stay tuned to my collage, for my unusual basil story from Vegas DJTweeny: I don't see any musician credits in the liner notes, cease ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can’t hardly wait! The meat’s sweeter closer to the rathbone ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'call me eddy, I'm an American ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| Elmer Ho enters at 9:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny calls him eddy EWeston: Always carry some catsup, because you never know Elmer Ho: hello boys and grils Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer! Call me ed! DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: hi ed EWeston: Ello Emer DJTweeny: just back from Elmertown, doubtless Elmer Ho: howdy dere tweeny EW EWeston: It's a tacky season there Unka_Led: CLINK! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A golden bladder?! Elmer Ho: left Elmertown to smuggle sponges into Nevada Not Ed: lol what a weird record Cease: Elmer, just in time. EWeston: Good work if you can stand the abasion Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Weirdly cool, not! Not Ed: Elmer waz real Elmer Ho: yes, I woldnt want to be the late Elmer Not Ed: Hey eddy Not Ed: indeedy JAM and 1/2 Unka_Led: Billvillians unite! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer wuz here! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln Cease: Ed the American Not Ed: 2gether as 1 EWeston: More bonding! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Not Ed: boing boing call me eddy, I'm an American : foot fighting feet don't fail me now. Unka_Led: Spread out... Elmer Ho: Elmertown has the best bowels Cease: Welcome, Soaring Eagle EWeston: You nuncleheads Bottles: I have to go forward into the past. Fun fun fun. Elmer Ho: bowels and consonants Unka_Led: so long Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nyuk nyuk nyuk EWeston: Oh them kids Unka_Led: Portia is hawt Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh that was Natalia Portia that played queen halfadollah Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw Unka_Led: nice, johann EWeston: Is there a market for giant worms as tornado anchors? Elmer Ho: you kids might enjoy http://www.psyhigh.com/story.php?area=Psychic+Menagerie Elmer Ho: you'll see a couple of familiar things there... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thank you Unka, I’ll be here all Weekend! Unka_Led:tween when was this released? Not Ed: cool Elmer tx DJTweeny: 1999 Cease: Very Firesonian, Elmer Not Ed: After Give me Immortality Unka_Led: wow. nice m/s logon tone DJTweeny: 2nd in the Millenium Trilogy Unka_Led: xlnt! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: liner notes ^^ Not Ed: ahh is that it Tweeny cool Cease: Trilogy proved they were just as good in the late 90s as they were in the late 60s Not Ed: absolutely DJTweeny: indeed Cease Not Ed: and kickass live Unka_Led: thnx,ru ''Bob'': OUT DEMON OUT! ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truly Messers Cease & DJT Not Ed: IN PROFITS IN! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let’s all estimate our prophets! DJTweeny: The Radio Now Live concert was fantastic >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln EWeston: Out toxic byproducts out Not Ed: Wrestlemania, Minnesota--I've been there EWeston: Ah...we're doomed Elmer Ho: it's just north of me DJTweeny: Did you get Bill Ventura's autograph? Not Ed: Yeah up there Not Ed: Ultimately, EW Unka_Led: lol, tween ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:42 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Not Ed: No just the Crusher Not Ed: You turkey necks!! Not Ed: Etc. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I always respected one foot fighter 22 Captain Equinox: So long, Dear Friends - My Missus, the Doctor is home and I gotta get supper on the table. Not Ed: He'd lean backward on the ropes and spit into the audience. Not Ed: Classy. Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying! Cease: By Cap EWeston: Take care Cap Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye, Captain! Not Ed: Foo! Not Ed: Take care Cappy DJTweeny: be well Captain Elmer Ho: adios my Captain EWeston: If the foo indicates Johan Amadeus Myjetski: L Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ol DJTweeny: and now for some Schnook fishing Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He had enough for one lifetime... EWeston: Not a book of Bills Unka_Led: YAY!!! Good call. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “VEGAS (Part 1)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Unka_Led: That is a long trip... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:54 PM and General Dysfunction waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Basil in nori? Hmm... Cease: General DJTweeny: Tent Hut! EWeston: Heneral General Dysfunction: I got here just in time! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: General D! DJTweeny: indeed you did :) Elmer Ho: salut Elmer Ho: just-in-time dysfunction Johan Amadeus Myjetski: International Geophysical Year! Elmer Ho: Flo and Eddie! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 1)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ General Dysfunction: I've been under that telephone pole... Elmer Ho: that's when I was born, JAM EWeston: Sneeze, raise your right leg and flee the country Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Biddily the mountainin Unka_Led: pull a few handles... god i love that ''Bob'': Am I the only one who always thinks Flava Flav is paying homage to Firesign with his trademark clock? Elmer Ho: lol EW Rufus_T_Firetween: seems unlikely, bob ;) ''Bob'': Yeah. But it's more interesting to assume it's true. EWeston: A Goon Show line ''Bob'': 1 General Dysfunction: supposebly Elmer Ho: BRB - my computer is having seizures ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| 10:00 PM -- Elmer Ho left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). EWeston: Net quake! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: I'm in favor of dark chocolate pot candies General Dysfunction: I'm here for the sangria ||||||||| "10:03 PM? 10:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elmer Ho should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elmer Ho enters and sits on the couch. ||||||||| Elmer Ho rushes off, saying "10:03 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elmer Ho into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:03 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: wb Elmer EWeston: Emer's in the space time discontinum Elmer Ho: realized i can't be in two places at once ''Bob'': What do they do with the leeches? Blend them? Must still be a pretty chunky cocktail EWeston: They never forward your mail Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The CBC-AM show about marketing Under the Influence offers the history of the kiwi fruit >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/undertheinfluence General Dysfunction: too chewy? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, EW! DJTweeny: I love it when I buy alcohol at Walmart and they ask me if I'm over 40 lol Elmer Ho: what's the difference between medical and recreational cannabis? Elmer Ho: serious question DJTweeny: You need a prescription Elmer Ho: does that mean its stronger? Unka_Led: $20 an eighth DJTweeny: recreational you buy like alcohol General Dysfunction: I like to buy alcohol Elmer Ho: frau ho lives with chronic pain and we are thinking about taking a tour to where it's legal DJTweeny: they just recently allowed medical MJ in Texas, but the're really restrictive about who can get it Unka_Led: cooler strain names, too. DJTweeny: possession still can bring draconian punishments Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The CBC-AM show about marketing Under the Influence offers the history of the kiwi fruit >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/undertheinfluence General Dysfunction: 1 oz still ok in Washington state Unka_Led: has frau ho tried the oil? Elmer Ho: this will be a first for us, Unka Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just a poke of the helloil Elmer Ho: well, at least since college... Elmer Ho: which was like 40 years ago Unka_Led: good luck. so many folks with inflammation. pain is terrible. Unka_Led: LOL Elmer Ho: gotta run folks... Unka_Led: farewell Elmer Ho: thanks for the good times! ||||||||| "10:20 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elmer Ho, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden. EWeston: Stay sticky Elmer Cease: All the best, Elmer. General Dysfunction: Adios Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Elmer! HeaveHo! General Dysfunction: oh my goodness, a passion fruit cocktail, yes please Cease: the Bellagio cocktail at Patrossian, followed by the Le Cirque passion fruit cocktail. Cease: That's a lotta pashion.
DJTweeny drools Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, see who all would like a passion fruit cocktail ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Johan Amadeus Myjetski!" Cease: embarrassingly bad delivery and recording on my part here. EWeston: Your narrative moves along. It flows ok DJTweeny: waan't going to say anything, but yeah the recording levels are all over the place :/ Not Ed: Oops DJTweeny: I need to add a compressor to my chain to deal with things like that Cease: did this in a hurry, as is obvious. Not Ed: baque General Dysfunction: I will wear that passion fruit cocktail like a tailored suit DJTweeny: sure some tasty adventures though :) DJTweeny: lol EWeston: Get down get baque Unka_Led: i need another slice of kiwi! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: But your docu-narrative works well despite the level fluctuations, Cease. Cease: havnet learned how to record new and mix with old yet. Cease: this is only after two slices. great food while watching the eiffel tower go from lit by the sun to lit by lights DJTweeny: Cease, did Doc ever get with you on a backup scheme for your data? General Dysfunction: Cease must be lovely Cease: the sentences shift surrealistically Cease: we should talk to him, tween General Dysfunction: as do I DJTweeny: I sent him an email, wondered if he had contacted you DJTweeny: might try emailing yourself Not Ed: minty Cease: yeah it was amazing. and the kiwi magnified the already astonishing view and meal Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Brb. I’m hip to the jive! Cease: this is from Fools in Space. DJTweeny: ah, from the XM series Unka_Led: see ya next time! thanks for another great show Not Ed: take care Unka DJTweeny: ** Firesign XM Radio series - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/ DJTweeny: later Unka Cease: by unka EWeston: By U led ||||||||| "10:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Unka_Led, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Unka! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And I do SEE! Not Ed: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nudie decanting a stair ‘s case... EWeston: For deep drinkers Not Ed: WiLD CaT ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Proctor & Bergman’s WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS, “Hundred Dollar Shine” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv' ||||||||| General Dysfunction leaves to catch the 10:47 PM train to Funfun Town. Cease: It wasn't Hunter Thompson in Vegas but it was my first trip with the kiwis. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Funny, cat, very nice, very enjoyable! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 1)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thoroughly enjoyed this show! Cease: Part 2 next week Not Ed: great show guys! ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Not Ed: great chat people! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks Cat, dJT! Not Ed: sounds good C EWeston: Good show and company. Nite all Not Ed: Later! DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: See you hear next week ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" ''Bob'': nite all :) ''Bob'': thanks tweeny & cease DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| "Hey Cease!" ... Cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| call me eddy, I'm an American - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Wren - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Surplus2Rqurmnts - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Bottles
call me eddy, I'm an American
Captain Equinox
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
General Dysfunction
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Surplus2Rqurmnts
Unka_Led
Wren
