||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 29, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 1:04 PM and RedPillTweeny sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| It's 1:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny in through the front door at 8:04 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:23 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Tirebiter gets out at 8:41 PM. ||||||||| Tirebiter departs at 8:43 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Stephen Stills) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads Bottles inside, makes a note of the time (8:50 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Bottles: I'm glad I made it DJTweeny: Hi Bottles Bottles: Thanks Catherwood. Just roll a couple of bombers.... ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bottles Bottles: So glad. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's Cease, just back from Vancouver." DJTweeny: Hi Cease Cease: Hi all ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:58 PM and EWeston bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi EW Cease: EW EWeston: Hi Tweeny Cease, Bootles, and a virtual Rufus ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:59 PM, dragging Yellow rubber line. by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| ''Bob'' sneaks in around 8:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Cease: Yellow ''Bob'': Dang. I thought everyone had forgotten the unpleasant incident by now. DJTweeny: Hi YRL Cease: boB DJTweeny: Hi Bob ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 29, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ''Bob'': Whoops! Time to rotate my laundry. BRB EWeston: A yellow rubber line is always welcome and Bob too Yellow rubber line. : Yea! EWeston: Fine mountain climbers too! ||||||||| zapster tiptoes in around 9:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Cease: Zappy Elayne: Evenin' all! zapster: /me somehow doesn't remember any incident... Cease: Hi El zapster: heya EWeston: Elayne and Zipster zapster: ok, no actions.. lol Yellow rubber line. : More sugar! EWeston: Dangerous drugs Zapster? zapster: nah DJTweeny: Hi zapster Cease: Less sacharine! zapster: this is my natural state ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out ANYTHYNGE at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-rv' EWeston: Too bad DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Yellow rubber line. : Thanks DJ! ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:05 PM, dragging Beet by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Beet: DEAR Friends! DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cease: Beet person EWeston: Beetie! Beet: Howsy Dr Tween Beet: Hi Dr Cease Beet: Hey EW Elayne: I like tonight's selection but I figured you'd wait a month for it, as Shakespeare's birth (and death) anniversary is April 23. Beet: Hi Miss E Yellow rubber line. : This is a bit of fun, now isn't it? EWeston: Procter definitely unlimbering his pipes Beet: I've been following you for a long time, YRL. DJTweeny: Ah, did not know the date, Elayne Elayne: I took four years of Sheakespeare in high school and college, I still remember some stuff :) Yellow rubber line. : Ha! Elayne: I've visited Stratford CT and Stratford-upon-Avon Elayne: Went 'round in Shakespeare's house and all. Pretty cool. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln ''Bob'': I didn't know Shakespeare was from Connecticut! ''Bob'': Or maybe that was just his summer home. Beet: There's a little town in Virginia called Staunton where there is a lot of Shakespeare stuff. Cease: I've been to Shakespeare and Co. in Paris. Elayne: Not been there yet, Beet. EWeston: Fig newtons came from connecticut ''Bob'': I have a friend named Bill. DJTweeny: Billy The Shake, as FST calls him Yellow rubber line. : I think I heard two coconuts. Cease: Did Newton discover gravity when he observed a falling fig? Beet: Very charming town. ''Bob'': "A fig! 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners." DJTweeny: something like that, cease EWeston: During a vacation to Connecticut, yes Cease: All I know about Conn. is that Doc and Lili live there. Cease: There's a great French Basque tapas joint in their town. Beet: Spent a little time in Lynchburg. DJTweeny: you got lynched? ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Cease: Anyone see the Nova show last night, about math? Beet: Can't remember DJTweeny: not I Cease: Austin had a certain affection for chants Beet: Was it good? Elayne: Loved it, Cat! Elayne: Robin is firmly in the camp that it's all in our brains. Cease: Wanted to record it but the machine was busy recording another show about central american archeology Elayne: Hmans have a penchant for finding patterns. Nature is too random to actually produce them, at least according to him. Elayne: Me, they had me at Fibinacci. :) Beet: What kind of recorder do you have, Dr Tween? Cease: You were in my play about fractrals, El EWeston: I did see a report that they think they've found a galaxy without dark matter. DJTweeny: My DAW is Mark of the Unicorn Digital Performer DJTweeny: I also use Sound Studio for editing Yellow rubber line. : Break wind loudly boys! Beet: Thanks Elayne: Was I, Cat? I have no memory, you know. ||||||||| buckley enters at 9:18 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hi buckley buckley: buckley tilts his head sideways Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln EWeston: Hello Buckley Beet: I don't have this album. Think I have a purchase coming up. EWeston: Which axis? Elayne: Beet, if you're into Shake-a-Soeare, it's well worth it. DJTweeny: Yeah, the new CD version has material that was excluded from the original vinyl due to time constraints Beet: Hello buckley ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: Kinda Not Insane with four wheel frive EWeston: Drive DJTweeny: yeah lol Beet: This seems to be a very full version. ''Bob'': No. We are Devo. Cease: El, you are in UN Fair, which is here: http://seemreal.com/inftril/index.html DJTweeny: It"s the complete version Cease: You're the Stand on Yellow Line person. Cease: There are a lot of those, Tween. Elayne: Cat, I'm sure I'm in lots of things I don't remember. Elayne: When I shuffle off this mortal coil I'll leave a legacy for others to remember, I guess. buckley: my mortal coil seems to be shuffling me Yellow rubber line. : Bottles and I are rapted Such great Theatre! EWeston: It might be your distributor Elayne: One of the things I love about this is not only the language and wordplay but the fact that much of it is indeed in iambic pentameter. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Elayne: It's a real kick for any Shakespeare nut. DJTweeny: Oh yeah Elayne, definitely done in the Shakesperian style Elayne: Apparently Phil P is on Lawn Guylan. I was hoping to see him this time around but he hasn't answered any of my Facebook posts... DJTweeny: Really well-written and performed :) Cease: Just as their Sherlock Holmes parody. They are always precise. DJTweeny: Quite, Cease Beet: Imagine the work that went into this. DJTweeny: Giant Rat was meticulous EWeston: Toothy Cease: Bummer, El. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw DJTweeny: Thou sonn wilt chamberlain be... DJTweeny: lol Elayne: All those basketball puns are very appropriate during March Madness. DJTweeny: this whole thing is one pun after another DJTweeny: *soon zapster: lol, yeah. I keep getting late 'huh?' reactions Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ EWeston: Indicans! Cease: This is a frame that the Firesigns fill with their genius. ''Bob'': This is my favorite part. :) ''Bob'': I picture Marie as being played by Carol Cleveland. DJTweeny: Yeah, I could easily see her doing this! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Elayne: Not sure who did it, but I can't deal with the little-girl voice... Cease: Good idea, Bob Elayne: I like comedy that doesn't infantilize women's participation. Elayne: One of the reasons I enjoyed How Time Flys. EWeston: The nomes found the best way to turn lead to gold. Casting it a type for printing DJTweeny: HTF rocks DJTweeny: fantastic cast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln Rufus_T_Firetween: Marie is played by Diz White, according to the liner notes ^^ ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| buckley - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: Good point, El. ''Bob'': Hmm.. and her most recent credit on IMDB is something called Shakespeare's Home IMprovement! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924716/ Elayne: And a Lst Supper reference on the eve of Good Friday... Cease: El, as you are probably the only person to have read of my recent Vegas trip, I'm in the process of turning it into a collage, matching appropriate Firelines with my culinary experiences for next week. DJTweeny: cool :) Elayne: Wow, Cat. Good luck iwth that! Cease: With some adventures not revealed in said blog. Elayne: And there's the other thing. Can't have a woman involved in a comedy play without her being associated primrily with sex. DJTweeny: sounds like fun Elayne: Really, *yawn* EWeston: Eat or be Eaten varies that a bit. Pete was after a romantic interest, but sex was never implied Elayne: That's it for me, I fear. Stuff to do. Next week, all! ||||||||| Around 9:45 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... Cease: How about Power, El? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cease: Be well, El. Beet: nite E DJTweeny: Haven't played Power since last October ||||||||| 9:48 PM: call me Eddy, I'm an American jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Cease: This is what they did on their London show DJTweeny: might consider if it would fit with something you're working on, Cease Cease:Tween has played that a number of times. EWeston: Another Eddy in the space time firechat DJTweeny: run time is about 1:05:00 DJTweeny: Hi Eddy ||||||||| call me Eddy, I'm an American enters at 9:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. Cease: Actually it would go very well with my Vegas piece. Have began work on it, and hopefully will have it for next Thurs. Cease: Hi Eddy DJTweeny: Yeah, was going to mention that this was in the London show call me Eddy, I'm an American: hello my fellow redskins EWeston: Want some corn? DJTweeny: OK, let's keep it in mind for next week then. Do jot down the run time I mentioned, and I need 5-10 minutes for talk. ''Bob'': Is that Soaring Eagle? DJTweeny: back from water polo class, Eddy? Beet: Hey Eddie ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln call me Eddy, I'm an American: they taught me just what I need for a better life. French horn, Italian, water polo. they're giving me away next week ||||||||| Not Ed enters at 9:54 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Not Ed: Pork? call me Eddy, I'm an American: kind of Not Ed: Hey everyone! EWeston: Geddiup horsie Not Ed: Hey Tweeny! DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed Beet: Hi Not ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: Not Ed, a safe distance away EWeston: If an anti Ed shows up Duck! Cease: Welcome Not EWeston: Virginating hinderling? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ''Bob'': Shouldn't it be "anythynge thou wantest", tho? Beet: that was good EWeston: You is closer emotionally donno if it matters ''Bob'': thou is singular, you is plural Not Ed: Yay Tuesday Weld ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Not Ed: Peace, Cease Not Ed: Cat time ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “LIST-O-MANIA” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Beet: Apparently Phil got to know Teusday very well. Sorry, Elayne. Not Ed: neato DJTweeny: haha Not Ed: school lunch menus was/is wonderful Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Jorge Luis Borges >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Luis_Borges DJTweeny: a classic for sure, Not Ed Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Borges' story The Aleph, from a 2-part Ideas programme about Borges >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/borges-buenos-aires-the-imaginary-city-part-1-1.4434230 Cease: I used to have the Firesigns doing a Borges story as play but lost it when that drive died. DJTweeny: Hope you're keeping good backups these days, Cease Cease: I think there is another, dont clearly recall. Taylor woud know. Cease: Ideas always has exquisite actors. DJTweeny: Do you use a Mac for your work, Cease? Cease: Not, they did the menus in I think thier last show, at least in Whidbey. Not Ed: yes they did it was groovy to hear live Cease: No, Tween. I do these on two Dells I got from Doc Teck so they're pretty good. Cease: When they both go down, I have an old Mac that still runs. Not Ed: I rem Proctor said Hot Meatless Creatures, instead of Meatless Hot Creatures Not Ed: lol Cease: Were you at that show, Not? DJTweeny: Cease, do you know if Doc implemented a backup scheme for the Dell boxes? Cease: The Firesigns archive wasn't on either dell or mac but a back up portable drive, which died. Cease: I hsould have made more back ups elsewhere, but alas. i shouldnt' have leant out my original recordings of the mushroom shows, but what comes in is always a different magnitude than whatg one puts out. Not Ed: Download "Developmental Valley School Lunch Menus" from the Firesign site https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/audvid/totod8.mp3 Not Ed: yes Cease Cease: i played this on Japanese national radio in 75. glad the japanese population could be introduced to Firesign by this. Not Ed: Awesome Not Ed: ahh....avacado
Not Ed hiccups. EWeston: Navaquadal Cease: Count the dope references in this. Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll send him an email, Cease Cease: Osman has A LOT of poems full of being stoned and references to it, but this is exceptional Cease: Everybody Must Get Stoned. Not Ed: It's Good For You! EWeston: Nagahide stone Not Ed: Wellstone Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “List-O-Mania” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: Cat, did you see that I implemented a new navigation scheme for your archive page? Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a plate of Oysters Frightened by Chickens ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a plate of oysters frightened by chickens. Cease: stunned ducks in alcohol sauce. sounds familiar. DJTweeny: lol Cease: Yes, thank you Tween. Great work. Not Ed: I'm getting hungry EWeston: They always give me a rash DJTweeny: You are very welcome :) DJTweeny: Let me know if you have any suggestions for the layout, Cease
Not Ed orders Meltdown on a Bun Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Cease: Now that it's warming up a bit here, I'll soon be able to walk around taking pix so want to move in that direction Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ Cease: Find images I can combine with the collages. DJTweeny: I've moved the FST Chat Show archives to its own page Beet: Thank God for the coming of Spring DJTweeny: yeah, inserting images would be easy, Cease Cease: All the Firesigns cept Bergman did visual collages. EWeston: One diaper surprise, to go pleez Cease: Beautiful stuff. There is a gallery full of Ossman's 2 and 3d colalges and Oona has sent me some of Austin's stuff. Proc is a virtual collage factory. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “List-O-Mania” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Cease: Proeducing surrealism for the ear and eye, independent, together when that works. Beet: Snappy little number EWeston: Smaller and, cleaner EWeston: Pirates will try to board your house ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:34 PM and late as usual, it's PrincipalPoop, just back from Hellmouth." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Jorge Luis Borges >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Luis_Borges DJTweeny: Hey PrincP Cease: Hi poop EWeston: Hey Pooper PrincipalPoop: It is Thursday, hi all Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Borges' story The Aleph, from a 2-part Ideas programme about Borges >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/borges-buenos-aires-the-imaginary-city-part-1-1.4434230 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ PrincipalPoop: Hey tween, did you get the loud old wind=up alarm clock I sent you for Easter? DJTweeny: I did not PrincipalPoop: loool Beet: Hi Poop DJTweeny: However, considering how late you are tonight, it sounds like you should have kept it :) PrincipalPoop: I forgot it was Thursday, you forgot about the Austin package bomber already lol Cease: This is from my first collage Beet: Tom Waits for no man. I got it! PrincipalPoop: they do do a lot of lists Cease: Discovering that Carlin interview about this song prompted it. Cease: This is from when I first lived in Japan, long ago. PrincipalPoop: things that begin with R? DJTweeny: PrincipalPoop: I forgot it was Thursday, you forgot about the Austin package bomber already lol << oops, didn't get that :/ Yeah, at least they finally caught the guy. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “List-O-Mania” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: not many pieces of him left to catch but yeah lol Rufus_T_Firetween: indeed DJTweeny: blew up one his own packages in the car as the police were approcahing him DJTweeny: *approaching PrincipalPoop: I understand he was not a terrorist, just challenged... ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' EWeston: They did catch a kid in the NW that was sending non functional bombs this week too PrincipalPoop: digital bell bottoms, a ringy ding ding DJTweeny: The whole story hasn't come out yet, but it seems he had no political affiliations which were involved Beet: Amazing only two casualties. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: The police called him a terrorist today DJTweeny: I've not heard he had any sort of 'cause', just a very angry disturbed young person PrincipalPoop: hello nsa guy, you must be keeping busy EWeston: The unknown never RSVPs DJTweeny: only two deaths, more casualties Cease: well said, ew Cease: i was just in vegas and no one knows why some guy killed and injured a large number of people there Beet: This was lots of fun tonight. Thanks to all participants. Another fabulous collage, Friend Cease. Eternal thanks to our host, Dr Tween. G'Nite.Correct, Dr. Cease: glad you enjoy them, beet EWeston: Bye Der Beet PrincipalPoop: orders from the da, happy april all ||||||||| "10:48 PM? I'm late!" exclaims PrincipalPoop, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the bushes. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cease: keep listening, all EWeston: The pork has stopped runing and is now walking. Good time people an g'bye ''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny! ''Bob'': Missed some while doing my laundry, but I'll check it on the replay. :) Cease: Please do, Bob DJTweeny: the replay should be up sometime tomorrow evening ''Bob'': Yeah, I missed the intro to your collage. :( Cease:Tween will have it. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! DJTweeny: Cat's description is in the archive Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “List-O-Mania” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
''Bob'' ) DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Cease rushes off, saying "11:05 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| call me Eddy, I'm an American - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| zapster - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| call me Eddy, I'm an American - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts pickle rick in through the front door at 12:48 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Just Dongers', just granted probation at 12:48 AM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies YllucsNiv into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 12:48 AM, then departs. pickle rick: hi guys, huge fan of gethard ||||||||| Catherwood enters with hnic close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 12:49 AM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. Just Dongers: catherwood pls ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Just Dongers pickle rick: can i ask him a question on live show here? ||||||||| "12:49 AM? 12:49 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Test should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Test enters and sits on the divan. Just Dongers: catherwood please leave chat ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Just Dongers and inquires "Would you like something?" Test: Oh my pickle rick: catherwood wake up nigger ||||||||| Catherwood wakes up nigger. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Anon close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 12:50 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. ||||||||| YllucsNiv, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Nggr Room. Just Dongers: hot chat pickle rick: xDDD ||||||||| Just Dongers sneaks away to The Nggr Room... Test: May I join the Nggr room, pls?? Anon: Wots all this then? Anon: mfw fish in chat pickle rick: catherwood privat ecamparty ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to pickle rick and inquires "Did you need me?" ||||||||| panduhbear steals in around 12:51 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." pickle rick: y panduhbear: wew lads pickle rick: cather wood show me your clit ||||||||| Anon sneaks away to The Nggr Room... pickle rick: rip anon ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Yellow rubber line. - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 12:55 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving brewcrewdrew coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Anon walks in and says "It's 12:55 AM, has anybody seen Nancy?" ||||||||| "I'm going to The Nggr Room" says Anon, and leaves. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| brewcrewdrew - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| panduhbear - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Anon - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Test - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| hnic - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| pickle rick - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Anon
Beet
Bottles
buckley
call me Eddy, I'm an American
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Just Dongers
Not Ed
panduhbear
pickle rick
PrincipalPoop
Rufus_T_Firetween
Test
Yellow rubber line.
zapster
