||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 22, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Berlim', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:37 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| It's 12:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Berlim - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 6:56 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween plummets into the garden at 7:23 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski enters at 8:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. johan amadeus myjetski: Why... that's... a brown paper bag! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Martin Page) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi Johan DJTweeny: One of Austin's country music legends (Dale Watson) just announced he's moving to Memphis because Austin's getting too expensive for musicians :/ ||||||||| CptButton enters at 8:49 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Hi CptButton CptButton: /me puls his cues out oif the cellophane. johan amadeus myjetski: Austin was crazy expensive when I visited it in 73; i can't imagine what it's like now. My niece lives in Houston, & could nearly build a house for what she pays in rent for a year. CptButton: Pretty fancy layout you got here, DJTweeny.
DJTweeny is putting on the dog ||||||||| "8:51 PM? 8:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Cease enters and sits on the couch. johan amadeus myjetski: hiya, Cat! DJTweeny: btw, typing a colon : is the same as typing /me in an IRC chat johan amadeus myjetski: Cpt! DJTweeny: Hi Cease Cease: Hi all
CptButton looks for his muttlucks. johan amadeus myjetski: No not cat DJT, darned predictive typing thing. My bad DJTweeny: Some pop music with a Native American flavor for ya, Cat johan amadeus myjetski: Oh Cat IS here, My bad. Again! ||||||||| Catherwood escorts EWeston into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:53 PM, then departs. Cease: I'm here. DJTweeny: Hi EW johan amadeus myjetski: EW! Cease: So is EW EWeston: Hey Tweeny Cease CptB and JAM. DJTweeny: My ubderstanding is that The House Of Stone And Light is the NA name for the Grand Canyon EWeston: Just finishing up my John Bolton Memorial Bunker. DJTweeny: lolol DJTweeny: Yeah, Bolton is an interesting choice EWeston: Not easy putting a bunker in wetlands DJTweeny: not enough war mongers in his cabinet? CptButton: All the other survivalists said I was daft to put a bunker in a swamp... EWeston: Matis may have to go first. Great time no Congress to step up though ||||||||| Outside, the 8:57 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Beet coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Beet: Hi everyone. EWeston: To not no DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Hi Dr Tween EWeston: Hey Beet, Third try for Cease: Beet DJTweeny: Trump's gonna drain the swamp for you! johan amadeus myjetski: Beet! Beet: Howdy Dr Cease, EW Beet: Hi JAM EWeston: Yah dip the concrete in shallac and its good for the life of the garuntee Beet: Excuse my ignorance, but I am not familiar with Martin Page EWeston: Nah I like my wetlands. They dug a good sized pond in the middle of it ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 22, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: In the House of Stone and Light - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_House_of_Stone_and_Light johan amadeus myjetski: I've been told i was a sew and sew.... DJTweeny: Beet ^^ DJTweeny: and you said "I'm no seamstress..." CptButton: Bear Hating EWeston: Did you join the union? ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Neil', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly. johan amadeus myjetski: seam-stress? Cease: Hi Neil ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Not Ed close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule. DJTweeny: Hi Neil, Not Ed Beet: Hello Neil, Not Cease: Not johan amadeus myjetski: Not! johan amadeus myjetski: Neil! EWeston: Not who? Cease: The Tween Voice Beet: The party begins johan amadeus myjetski: you mean the doctor? Not Ed:Tween & C, JAM, Beet, EW, CBut, Neil Not Ed: Waz real EWeston: Civit lessons ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv' Cease: This country needs more Proctor and Bergman indeed DJTweeny: no doubt Not Ed: Fer sure EWeston: Yazz Cease: They wrote, at least the initial version of Americathon which featured Chief Dan George as the richest man in the US Not Ed: Nobody does tape glitch like Phil P Cease: He just loved to play with his voice, to make funny sounds Cease: a one-man Foley johan amadeus myjetski: You're so right, Not! Not Ed: truly C johan amadeus myjetski: yep! EWeston: Hearn it through the grapevine Not Ed: aa aa aa aa Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln Not Ed: Never saw P&B on tour. CptButton: OK I can't figure out the settings. How do I get more than 10 lines to show up before the top scrolls off? Setting "TEXT" to 40 "Apply" does not work. Cease: Nor did I, though did see them on PBS in maybe 77 or 78 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html EWeston: Saw them in Frisco. A good show Rufus_T_Firetween: is your screen large enought hold more than 10 lines of text? Not Ed: Yeah it's kind of basic, CBut CptButton: Yes. Cease: Not sure, but I think I saw Firesign 10 times, Ossman by himself and with Proctor a couple more times. Not Ed: I just leave it that way heh Not Ed: Cool guys Rufus_T_Firetween: CptButton, you're using the Configure option in the pop-up menu? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php CptButton: Yes. Cease: I think in another universe, Bergman was a negro singer CptButton: Configure -> TEXT "40" -> Apply Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive Cease: Refoosin drugs....shit.... Rufus_T_Firetween: It seems to be working for me, CptButton. You might try logging out and changing the settings for the log-in page. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:16 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving ''Bob'' coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. EWeston: Hi Bob CptButton: OK Beet: If you go to the chat home page, under "Chat Settings" there is a setting for "text lines". That should do it. ''Bob'': Greetings, gentlefolk. Beet: Hi Bob DJTweeny: Hi Bob Cease: Bob ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies CptButton2 inside, makes a note of the time (9:17 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: They do change it around alot, this piece and the others from TV ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'PrincipalPoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... DJTweeny: Hi PrincP Beet: Hey Poop Cease: Poop EWeston: A live audience might be part of that PrincipalPoop: hey all EWeston: Oh Hi PP johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Poop, Bob, & Cpt again! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:19 PM and Cptbutton3 waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Like with the Radio Now live concert, having an audience makes a huge difference Cptbutton3: Ah, that's better Cease: Yeah, Firesign tried to mix up their old stuff constantly in their live shows DJTweeny: kewl Cptbutton3: Thanks. PrincipalPoop: is there ever a normalience? PrincipalPoop: do the hun ''Bob'': Wait. Is I-I-V a reference to the chords? ''Bob'': Don't know why I never noticed that before... EWeston: A number in the roman manner johan amadeus myjetski: Bob, i think they were counting the beats Cease: They try and get in as many references as possible ''Bob'': Half a brother. I had to split him with the sound man. johan amadeus myjetski: Ha! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: And Procter nails the landing Beet: What an Eiffel johan amadeus myjetski: I got the point! Not Ed: Yo PPoop & "B" PrincipalPoop: wossop EWeston: It's vegicide! johan amadeus myjetski: Maybe it's me, but this is some of their funniest stuff I've never heard before! DJTweeny: These guys could have gone on the road as a stand-up comedy act Not Ed: Anybody got any pork? ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Not Ed: it's nuts EWeston: No someone stole my wallet DJTweeny: I LOVE this bit lol DJTweeny: much better than the studio version johan amadeus myjetski: quintessential FST! Not Ed: yeah EWeston: They did but a mass shooting stopped them, and other reasons were found after that not to continue Not Ed: yeah ||||||||| Outside, the 9:26 PM crosstown bus from Washington pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. PrincipalPoop: hip hop bunny DJTweeny: Hi Bunny Cease: You end every chat with it, Tween. We figured you didn't dislike it. EWeston: Bunnyboy, nice hat Bunnyboy: Hei du! Beet: amazing delivery. always funny Cease: Hi Bunny! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln Beet: Yo Bunny DJTweeny: just about, cease ;) Bunnyboy: Har for en øyeblikk... johan amadeus myjetski: Bunny! PrincipalPoop: har har matey Cease: Looks like one of Proctor's languages, Bunny Not Ed: Bunnyb Not Ed: FuLL HouSe Bunnyboy: Finally got off the "dime", and ordered the recent P & B boks. They've arrived! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/ Not Ed: X-salad Bun EWeston: Death to apathy Bunnyboy: Ja, Phil snakkernorsk, ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:30 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Rufus_T_Firetween: The FST Chat Show archive now has it's own site DJTweeny: Hi llan llanwydd: good evening dear friends Not Ed: I hear Phil P is recording an audio version of his book - can't wait - it's weirdly cool heh Cease: Hi Llan Not Ed: hi llan Bunnyboy: Runningalltogether EWeston: Llan howdu Not Ed: alltogethernow Cease: I dont have those Bun, but got Ossman's latest murder mystery in Feb. read it in Vegas. Cease: Rather depressing. The book, not Vegas PrincipalPoop: myspacebarisbroken Bunnyboy: i saw the archive, Tweeny! Neat! Not Ed: ohno Beet: Hi Llan Not Ed: kindoflikescrabble Not Ed: ornot Beet: Contact High. Bunnyboy: I've had the WB Archive MOD disc for AMERCATHON, for some time. johan amadeus myjetski: apathy birthday to you! Cease: I would love to see it, Bun. Bunnyboy: spelin nagt impretent PrincipalPoop: sympathy and realpathy Cease: When I looked it up online, some company said I could watch it on thier site for $4. EWeston: Have a quantum birthday for random fun llanwydd: this reminds me of a recurring skit from a prairie home companion llanwydd: cafe beouf johan amadeus myjetski: Spooky, E, spooky! Cease: I got the Chief Dan George speech from it I needed from Youtube. PrincipalPoop: ikke neck correcto johan amadeus myjetski: shades of Casablanca, somehow ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Is birthday a particle, or a wave function? Cease: lol, soup de jour EWeston: Its always good PrincipalPoop: one is a mode of existence while the other is a mode of behavior Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln EWeston: I move for a move of mode PrincipalPoop: spring wine helps the watch repairman unwind Beet: shameless punsters johan amadeus myjetski: What year was this performed in? Bunnyboy: i think i've frozen up EWeston: Time for a bikini wax johan amadeus myjetski: why do we freeze ups & not down, like the temps? Bunnyboy: Er det så. Bunnyboy: ... Bunnyboy: .?.. ||||||||| At 9:43 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy gets out at 9:43 PM. EWeston: There was something recent on ice in diamonds PrincipalPoop: velcommen backen takker Cease: Haven't seen you here in a while, Bunny. How are things? Bunnyboy: Tusen takk. Jeg er ikke redd! Bunnyboy: Myket... PrincipalPoop: vidunderlig Cease: This is very close to the plot of Clark Wintergreen EWeston: They'd think I was some kind of idiot PrincipalPoop: and they would be right johan amadeus myjetski: right on! Bunnyboy: All is well. Weeknight ''Bob'': They must be using a simple schoolboy head code EWeston: Kan't ague against that logic Bunnyboy: Weeknights just get away from me. PrincipalPoop: Groovy and far out. DJTweeny: sounds like you've got the discussion Locke'd up EWeston: Right arm! johan amadeus myjetski: Shine on your crazy guys! Beet: kewl ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from the Shoes For Industry compilation album “THE AMERICAN PAGEANT” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out SHOES FOR INDUSTRY At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi' llanwydd: love this one johan amadeus myjetski: Mr & Mrs Smith llanwydd: I bought SFI on cassette when it came out llanwydd: the liner notes were fascinating PrincipalPoop: how about bending a couple in the doodah room? Bunnyboy: As advertised, an "øyeblikk" (eyeblink/moment). I'll be back soon. Cheers! Cease: I don't remember having read them, llan. got my copy as a cassette from a friend. PrincipalPoop: hejhej johan amadeus myjetski: bendable couples... Hmmm.... Cease: Cheers, Bun. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with RC close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: Hi RC ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." johan amadeus myjetski: Hi RC! ||||||||| At 9:51 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... RC: hi PrincipalPoop: come on big fella EWeston: Good evening RC llanwydd: it told the history of HST which I knew next to nothing about RC: hello everyone llanwydd: I mean FST DJTweeny: RC is a fellow Vancouver person, Cease EWeston: Back to that career in ballet Cease: Diet Cola? DJTweeny: lol Cease: Are you a fellow Vancouver person, RC> Beet: Did everybody sing along? johan amadeus myjetski: radio controlled? DJTweeny: I know him from another chat, Cease PrincipalPoop: tap into the stream RC, from the isles of langerham Beet: Hi RC llanwydd: dont say diet cola. youll be executed Cease: Aha EWeston: Audition for the Hong Kong Fireworks Brigade ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" johan amadeus myjetski: somebody say aspartame? RC: cease yes iam from vancouver and you Cease: north van RC: nice PrincipalPoop: ask the hands that serve the machines EWeston: The cat did Cease: it is nice, when we avoid the snow. Not Ed: some weather here in seattle Not Ed: all hail's over now heh Not Ed: I think ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: Makes ya proud EWeston: Snow expected down around the Columbia river DJTweeny: lol Beet Beet: Where's my flag? Not Ed: clogg johan amadeus myjetski: Pink Freud EWeston: It's gone dancing. I've got photos johan amadeus myjetski: Like them! DJTweeny: that would be a great name for a tribute band :) ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:58 PM and late as usual, it's Bottles, just back from Hellmouth." EWeston: Mz Bottkes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Beet: Hi Bottles. johan amadeus myjetski: Hiyas, Bottles! Beet: Fab PrincipalPoop: applause for the american pagent ''Bob'': Intermission? HOT DOG! johan amadeus myjetski: Let's go out to the lobby! EWeston: I smell pork Cease: Bottles! My favourite! Bottles: Hiya boyz It was weird on the other side. Beet: It's ten o'clock. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. johan amadeus myjetski: That's just more sugar, E! Beet: ha, ha I beat Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Beet and queries "Someone mention my name?" Bottles: Easy monthly payments. PrincipalPoop: is weird the new awkward which was the new ironic? johan amadeus myjetski: Sign here! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “CHIEF DAN GEORGE MEETS THE FIRESIGN THEATRE (part 2)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Bottles: And never on Sunday. EWeston: It says Gamora Express way this way ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cease: I feel honoured to live in Chief Dan George's territory, the land of the Sleil Waututh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Chief Dan George Meets The Firesign Theatre” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: gesundheit cease DJTweeny: say that 5 times fast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Chief Dan George gives a speech, for Canada's 100th birthday >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9JedH5ngA Beet: He was definitely a cool dude. EWeston: Wait till I get my sprinting teeth in ''Bob'': LET'S EAT! EWeston: Morse Sugar PrincipalPoop: pull the curtain fred DJTweeny: Little Big Man (1970) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065988/ Cease: Here's Dan speaking the words of proctgor and bergman DJTweeny: Cool! DJTweeny: from Americathon DJTweeny: Americathon (1979) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078766/ PrincipalPoop: killing me here lol Cease: He was 80 when he made that flick Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Chief Dan George Meets The Firesign Theatre” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PissFest into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:10 PM, then departs. PissFest : Penn made Americathon? EWeston: Just in time piss fess Beet: Mr. Fest Cease: Fest PrincipalPoop: I am shocked by your name PissFest. Cease: No, Little Big Man EWeston: I keep reading that Little Bug Man johan amadeus myjetski: best portrayal of native Americans I have seen was in Pow Wow Highway. DJTweeny: Hi PissFest Cease: Book was even better than the flick, which was great. Cease: Book has a sequel which would make a great flick too. Cease: jam, that was BY natives. Leonard George is in that flick, as the DJ johan amadeus myjetski: another made by the same company was Smoke Signals Cease:https://www.google.ca/search?q=ague&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=DmO0Wo_UDYHViAOayK74Aw EWeston: In 1829? johan amadeus myjetski: Glad to hear about the books, i'll try to read those! johan amadeus myjetski: Geo Harrison & some Monty Pythoners owned Handmade Films EWeston: Good firm ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PissFest : Likewise LBM & sequel Cease:https://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jul/22/thomas-berger-author-of-little-big-man-dies-aged-89 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Chief Dan George gives a speech, for Canada's 100th birthday >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9JedH5ngA llanwydd: harrison financed The Life of Brian johan amadeus myjetski: That time frame also saw yellow fever sweep through the south. Decimated Memphis until so many left, the city lost its charter johan amadeus myjetski: that was 1832 i think EWeston: Sickness in armies could kill more than combat could on occasion Beet: Great movie DJTweeny: The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075029/ Beet: Might have to watch that one again Cease: I was lucky to have recorded this bio of George from CBC TV back when there were video tape recorders. Cease: These poems are also from a video Ossman did in Michigan long ago ||||||||| Mr0 steps in at 10:25 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Cease: 0 EWeston: Oh, it;s O PrincipalPoop: caw caw follow the snake, the snake is a river hi Mr0 PissFest : O0 Cease: Luckily I copied the audio from it before the vhs tape disinegrated Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Chief Dan George Meets The Firesign Theatre” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: Hi Mr0 Mr0: yo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Chief Dan George gives a speech, for Canada's 100th birthday >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9JedH5ngA johan amadeus myjetski: What nation was his tribe, anybody know? johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Mr 0 Mr0: canada it seems Cease:https://twnation.ca/ Cease: My family has lived in his territory since 1990 Beet: Hello Mr0 ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cease: My daughter was in the same grade as his grand son at the local high school Rufus_T_Firetween: "Chief Dan George, OC (July 24, 1899 – September 23, 1981) was a chief of the Tsleil-Waututh Nation, a Coast Salish band whose Indian reserve is located on Burrard Inlet in the southeast area of the District of North Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada." Rufus_T_Firetween:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Dan_George Cease: I have to do something about my microphone. PrincipalPoop: get a macrophone Beet: Put some foam on it Cease: lol Cease: my foam rotted away. i went to where the store was got get new stuff last week but the sony store had dissappeared Cease: ive tried thick towels. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" llanwydd: like morse science Beet: It disappeared just like the foam did. PrincipalPoop: so your microphone is sponge worthy? Beet: That was great Cease. ''Bob'': Very nice, Cat PrincipalPoop: yes thank you cease cool EWeston: How bout a nominalphone? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: From the FST Podcasts ”FIRESIGN THEATRE ON THE THOM HARTMANN SHOW” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u FIRESIGN THEATRE Podcasts >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html' PissFest : Throw a towl over it PrincipalPoop: show off Cease: like the previous le guin collages, these are subjects i'm very close to. Cease: and both had firesign connections EWeston: Then there's what Steve knows PissFest : Is Thom on RT through Commie Martyrs? Cease: lol piss EWeston: Think he quit on them Cease: i was in a small hallway in a bar on a boat with thom, a few inches from him and his wife trying to talk to him about firesign, and he talked to me like he was in an auditorium. very strange johan amadeus myjetski: Cat, you can pick up a mic foam in any music store, guitar center, on line or brick & mortar Cease: doc tech bought one with me lnog ago but i have yet to get it to generate sound loud enough to show up on my computer input PrincipalPoop: or beer foam at any pub Cease: that is a situation that can probably be fixed Cease: thgis is 09? i met him on a boat in mexico in 08 PrincipalPoop: keep portland weird? he took your line tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Cease: i can see the sheer eclectism of their intellects blends well DJTweeny: There seems to be some disagreement about in which city it originated EWeston: It could be Ballard DJTweeny: Kate Ballard? PrincipalPoop: kate ballard, the wife on that tv show? EWeston: Ballard Washington Beet: Remember Kaye Ballard? PrincipalPoop: enough of that tween, keep it in your pants PrincipalPoop: Danny Kaye Ballard huh EWeston: Curiously I have family that's name in Dutch means Ballard Cease: I know here from her Peanuts album ''Bob'': All I know is Russ Ballard Beet: Enjoyed the proceedings tonight, gang. Thanks to all for being Dear Friends. Fabulous collage, Cat. Thanks ever, Dr Tween. G'Nite. johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love, love to all! & thanks for the great laughs! Thanks Cat for a thought, deep feeling collage! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Cease:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_6j-aQy38s EWeston: A local show encapsulated the place with an old car making a left turn with the seat belt trailing on the ground PrincipalPoop: thanks all, march marches on DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's PrincipalPoop?! It's 10:53 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" EWeston: Bye all gopdt funz Cease: Next week's collage is about lists. An inspiration for Borges, Firesign and many others. DJTweeny: kewl llanwydd: thanks tween and cat. nite everybody! ||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 10:54 PM train to Hellmouth. ''Bob'': Thanks, tween! Nite, all! DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cease: Off we go. ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, Cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr0 - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:21 PM and Mr0 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| 11:29 PM: Prince Ack the Tourist jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| Mr01 sneaks in around 11:31 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Prince Ack the Tourist - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:40 PM and Mr012 bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Outside, the 11:42 PM downtown bus from Washington pulls away, leaving Mr0121 coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Mr0121: things fucked up i feel Mr0121: hotspot is cold ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr0121 - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr01 - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr012 - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| PissFest - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr0 - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RC - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cptbutton3 - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| CptButton - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| CptButton2 - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Neil - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Bottles
Bunnyboy
Cease
Cptbutton3
CptButton
DJTweeny
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Mr0121
Mr0
Not Ed
PissFest
PrincipalPoop
RC
Rufus_T_Firetween
