||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 08, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 6:45 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:25 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:30 PM, dragging johan amadeus myjetski by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" johan amadeus myjetski: i got your voucher right here Bradshaw! DJTweeny: Hi Johan ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' johan amadeus myjetski: daylight craving time starts this weekend? DJTweeny: yeah johan amadeus myjetski: please, sir, give us an audio link! DJTweeny: Or Daylight Slavery Time, as Gen. Y-tookie would say ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Tom Petty) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' johan amadeus myjetski: Some of the quietest warm up music that I never heard! DJTweeny: Tom Petty on the jukebox right now ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'zapster', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Hey zapster! DJTweeny: Dillo here johan amadeus myjetski: thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf. Or worse. zapster: hey dillo johan amadeus myjetski: greets, zapstaer zapster: I knew. couldn't find the text box. was scrolled down lol zapster: heya DJTweeny: If you've got questions about how this web chat works, just click on the question mark at the bottom right hand corner of the page ||||||||| 8:52 PM: ralph jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi ralph ralph: What's all this brouhaha johan amadeus myjetski: hi ya ralph! johan amadeus myjetski: ha a ha DJTweeny: brouhaha? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet gets out at 8:53 PM. Beet: The Great Tom Petty greets us tonight. Hello everyone. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cease into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:53 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi Beet, Cease Beet: Hi Cease Beet: Hello Dr Tween johan amadeus myjetski: greets, beet! Cease: Hi all johan amadeus myjetski: Hi cease! DJTweeny: Hey Beet, I played your album request last week but you were MIA ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston disembarks at 8:54 PM. DJTweeny: Hi EW Beet: Hi brotherJAM DJTweeny: You can always catch it at the archive, of course EWeston: Booyah philidrendron johan amadeus myjetski: EW! EWeston: Jam man Beet: I was crashed out last week. My apologies. Thanks for playing it. DJTweeny: yw :) Beet: Howdy EW Cease: Jamin in the name of the lord DJTweeny: you guys let me know anytime you've got requests for FST material johan amadeus myjetski: my bases last week wa due to a server issue Cease: Ewing in the name of the ewe DJTweeny: lol johan amadeus myjetski: aene, that is Beet: One great regret in my life is that I never got to see Tom Petty live. Darnit. EWeston: Meh, or is it bahh? johan amadeus myjetski: absence, that is DJTweeny: me either :/ johan amadeus myjetski: I understand he put on one heck of a show. Never saw him eithr ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" johan amadeus myjetski: Really liked him in the Traveling Wilburys DJTweeny: oh yeah, definitely Cease: great band, jammy DJTweeny: Thw Wilburys were amazing DJTweeny: *The EWeston: Hard working rocker. ||||||||| PrincipalPoop enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. johan amadeus myjetski: In the mid 70s, theirdrummr used to come in very week & buy a pair of drumsticks Beet: I did het to see Roy Orbison live though. Umbelievable. Cease: Hi poop DJTweeny: Hi PrincP EWeston: Poopster johan amadeus myjetski: Come into the music store where I worked Beet: Howdy Poop PrincipalPoop: hey all, don't be petty ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from the Shoes For Industry compilation album “HIGH SCHOOL MADNESS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out SHOES FOR INDUSTRY At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi' johan amadeus myjetski: Hey PP! ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 08, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" johan amadeus myjetski: daylight cravings starts this weekend? DJTweeny: Daylight Slavery Time :) PrincipalPoop: the howl of the wolf movie, cool Cease: one of my favourite firesign lines: rich hollywood stars indeed ||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan. DJTweeny: Hi llan llanwydd: howdy folks Beet: It was very cool seeing the girls sing this on the DVD PrincipalPoop: i am looking for the captain of the ring ball team johan amadeus myjetski: exactly what is a ringball ralph: where is my leaf roaster Cease: llan. a parade of oldies tonight EWeston: Llan g'evening johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Alan! Cease: willl meryl and doc tech show up? Cease: Mayan game. llanwydd: parade of oldies! LOL johan amadeus myjetski: not alan. Hello Llan! PrincipalPoop: I think that is called a bong ralph Cease: Firesign also refer to it in Exorcism in Your Daily Life. I have a scene at a ringball game in my play Box of Time Cease: meaning old chatters, llan, not actually old people PrincipalPoop: a ball where they give out the class rings llanwydd: I understood that ,cat ralph: i call it an herbal g-pen Cease: although mostly it's the same thing. PrincipalPoop: used on the g-spot llanwydd: I am only 56 DJTweeny: a youngin' llanwydd: lol EWeston: A mere sprout johan amadeus myjetski: a mere slip of a thing PrincipalPoop: only? we are not supposed to trust anybody over 30 DJTweeny: now it's not trust anybody _under_ 30 ;) Beet: Hi LlanPoop is one of my favorite characters. Always makes me laugh. Cease: not many youngens know or care about the Firesigns. PrincipalPoop: you bet, rah rah rah Cease: that's the spirits we have here, in the rumble seat EWeston: That's kind of spirits we have here PrincipalPoop: the old school is gone PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween Beet: My father actually owned a car with a rumble seat. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" johan amadeus myjetski: Hiya frieeeeends! EWeston: They turned it into a refinery PrincipalPoop: let's get ready to rumble.... EWeston: Spicy food fight! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OF GIVE ME DEATH” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out IMMORTALITY at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv' llanwydd: I love this album Cease: they got a lot of use out of this as a stage show EWeston: I now dream of a news drought Cease: after a long hiatus, it showed they were still at the top of their form llanwydd: catherwood, get me a vodka tonic with orange, please ||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a vodka tonic with orange. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln llanwydd: cool! I thought I would have to get it myself DJTweeny: indeed Cease PrincipalPoop: hiatus or sabbatical? EWeston: The focussed up reel gyd johan amadeus myjetski: louie lou eye oh baby said we gotta go now ||||||||| 9:12 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Not! Not Ed: Pork? Beet: Hey Not EWeston: Not Ed, waves from the back of my head ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cease: The Notty one PrincipalPoop: Feck DJTweeny: Hi Not Not Ed: Hey there Beet and EW EWeston: Get your feck on! Not Ed: Cheers C Beet: I like this album better every time I hear it. Not Ed: Hey Tweeny Cease: Indeed, Beet Not Ed: JAM,llan, PPoop, yeah! EWeston: Help find Danny's there. Not Ed: goons on the take! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Gundlefinger close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Gunddlefinger! Cease: Finger Not Ed: Hi Gundle EWeston: Gundlefinger, brother of Gruntlefinger? PrincipalPoop: is gundle next to middle? ralph: this is INSANE Gundlefinger: Hello, first time here. EWeston: A fair rant I'll grant Cease: Welcome ralph: crazy man, crazy PrincipalPoop: turn on the stream and welcome ralph: the steam is on here ralph: but just put on a sweater anyway PrincipalPoop: add more water to your bong, or less EWeston: Later camel on a duck johan amadeus myjetski: Poop's right - it's in the stream - that's why it's yellow, right? Beet: There was so much paranoia about the Y2K business. DJTweeny: Hi Gundlefinger ralph: it is amazing that the world has lasted almost twenty years since it ended Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Cease: Perfect subject for Firesigns Beet: Helo Gundlefinger. johan amadeus myjetski: true, beet, and from surprisingly educated poeople, too! Not Ed: laughing like the end of within you without you ralph: i lost everything betting on solar EWeston: Ebola made it here though sorta Not Ed: I gave everything away johan amadeus myjetski: catherwood, get everyone an eyeball hat! ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone an eyeball hat. EWeston: Everything ran away Not Ed: thanks cathy Cease: I don't think there is such a thing as "everything." just a long list of things. ralph: it's those female women, they're the worst kind EWeston: Not even 42? Not Ed: this shark attack and GMLOGMD are making me silly Beet: I finally got my eyeball hat. Thanks. Not Ed: indeed ralph how are ya EWeston: You do need to take them for walkies ralph: i think anything could be everything PrincipalPoop: the worst kind and the best mean? ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Your conflicted, or sane ralph: hey look, it's me!
Not Ed is partially submerged too. PrincipalPoop: honk honk Not Ed: that must have been quite a sight Not Ed: Just the tip Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw EWeston: Danny's just a toy Cease:http://nvma.ca/exhibits/ ralph: does anybody here like Ned's Atomic Dustbin? Cease: I saw this exhibit today. Great tribute to Chief Dan George. Not Ed: Nice Cease: Some of you may know he was in Proctor and Bergman's Americathon. Cease: Hopefully my next collage ralph: consult your Doctor if you would like to get pregnant Not Ed: and hey Little Big Man Not Ed: great movie Cease: We live in his territory. There's a chief dan george park nearby and my daughter was in the same grade as his grandson in high school EWeston: I have higher standards. He can get his own date Not Ed: I'm invisible. I've never been invisible before. ralph: Isn't that weird how they tried to resurrect Ebola a couple of yrs ago Cease: You yankees know him as an actor but we was also a major activist in canada, considered the grandfather of the modern first nations rights movement. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Beet: Ever meet him, Cease? EWeston: It was used as a political stick in 2012. The subject disappeared after the election ralph: amen Cease johan amadeus myjetski: Oh, Not Ed! I didn't see you there! Not Ed: I'm a yanker not a yankee if you know what I mean Cease: no he died before we moved here but i've met his son, chief leornard george Cease: also a fine actor. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" ralph: will anyone who is not here, please raise your hand Beet: What was his tribe? Lakota? EWeston: Dam flushed out Not Ed: Shlowly EWeston: Very shlowly Not Ed: I try not to watch. Cease: Tsleil-Waututh Chief Dan George EWeston: Metropervia ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:34 PM and late as usual, it's amen2that, just back from Billville." Not Ed: We're all one big tribe eh Beet? johan amadeus myjetski: Hi amen2! Not Ed: amen EWeston: A2T ello Cease: Thatis his nation, the hard to pronounce for us whiteys, Tsleil-Waututh Beet: Wow! What a name. Certainly never heard of that one. Cease: Hallealuya, amen is here. Beet: We are all one. (I know: One what). ralph: Barbieri? Cease: Part of the Salish group, but different language. EWeston: One big bill is due notice johan amadeus myjetski: Hahaha, ralph! DJTweeny: Hi amen PrincipalPoop: Barbarann EWeston: Santa Barbie ralph: LOL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln PrincipalPoop: I didn't know ants could piss either ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Gundlefinger - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ralph: hilarious ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: They never got credit for discovering ant piss Beet: Itch and Sniff PrincipalPoop: Is my cam on again? johan amadeus myjetski: ant piss: basis for many prescriptionsption medicines... EWeston: No but Don's is ||||||||| Shoes 4 In enters at 9:43 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Cease: 4 in johan amadeus myjetski: Sounds like that guy has a chip on his ass.... DJTweeny: Hi Shoes 4 ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cease: are we letting foreigners in here now? Beet: Hey Shoes PrincipalPoop: giving me a brain cramp johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Shoes 4 EWeston: Most people just get a subscription Beet: DOA Ant Farms Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com PrincipalPoop: the canadian is asking about foreigners DJTweeny: Was wondering about that P lol ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:45 PM and Shoes 4 in waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. johan amadeus myjetski: Foreigners, like Ian McDonald? Cease: 4 in, ers PrincipalPoop: dean, lean, mean, bean and wean but we say sean.... EWeston: Some how we can micro manage every foreigner in our country johan amadeus myjetski: Or Lou Gramm? PrincipalPoop: lou lidd ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: I miss throwing it to the camel PrincipalPoop: dromederryberry johan amadeus myjetski: that'd be Lou 28 Grams, Poop! PrincipalPoop: no more calls we have a winner EWeston: No more muffled oaths we got a restraining order johan amadeus myjetski: No more bothersome future, we've got the end of the world/millenium/whatever ralph: Hello, I work for the Children of Disprivileged Hopefuls... EWeston: If I buy a broom will you go away? ralph: Ah, yes..... the good old days.. PrincipalPoop: goodbye to 19 anything Beet: Talking to your TV PrincipalPoop: hello unknown johan amadeus myjetski: X marks the unknown spot.... ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Shoes 4 In - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ralph: that's plausibly deniable.......... Beet: A good one. EWeston: This was not a real test ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html PrincipalPoop: death or cake or immortality? choose johan amadeus myjetski: not even a reality test EWeston: More than ever, reality is up for grabs PrincipalPoop: get real? EWeston: How many scoops PP? Beet: What is Reality? johan amadeus myjetski: god helps those who take a big helping for themselves... ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “URSULA K LE FIRESIGN (Part 2)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ralph: I bought it!! PrincipalPoop: the ran in span fawn manly on the flan maggie atwood Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Ursula K. Le Guin >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_K._Le_Guin ralph: I thought I did that last time, but I must have been high on false drugs Not Ed: back with gills ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: If it has a grain of 10 to the power of -32. That's our reality alrite Cease: some of you may remember from last week, part 1 ends with sentient beings with gills ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ralph: Chatherwood, bring me another drink PrincipalPoop: the swiss have voted that lobsters are sentient, loool DJTweeny: whaaa? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Ursula K Le Firesign” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ralph: oh bother, i'll get it myself
DJTweeny is sentient that lobsters are very tasty PrincipalPoop: they must be killed quickly so that they don't suffer lol llanwydd: lol, tween Not Ed: the farthest shore Cease: i had a lobster omelet for the first time in vegas recently. amazing! llanwydd: I have been in the lobtser business DJTweeny: sounds very yummy indeed, Cease PrincipalPoop: what is the bogus idea of putting lobster into mac and cheese? llanwydd: or however its spelled PrincipalPoop: murderer loool Not Ed: good reading of this C, nice choice llanwydd: I served shrimp and lobster scampi to some friends very recently PrincipalPoop: how can you go wrong with butter and garlic?
ralph got another drink Cease:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Day 3 Beet: This is cool. Cease: great readings on this. from a great CBC show called Ideas. they replayed this from a few years ago after Ursula's death. Cease: austin loved fucking with my name. EWeston: Nude vampoire wrestling? PrincipalPoop: acapelligo Not Ed: Ideas was excellent Not Ed: Loved Ideas's piece on the history of copyright Not Ed: "Who Owns Ideas?" ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| amen2that - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... PrincipalPoop: America Plus, owns them all johan amadeus myjetski: we own the idea... of ideas... Cease:http://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/remembering-ursula-k-le-guin-1.4502514 PrincipalPoop: what does the k stand for anyway? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Ursula wins a reward >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9Nf-rsALk Cease: Her maiden name. PrincipalPoop: kitkat? kittycat? Knuckles? johan amadeus myjetski: Kroeber. Not Ed: Who Owns Ideas? (Ideas, CBC) https://soundcloud.com/rich-carlson/who-owns-ideas EWeston: Kraken...probably not llanwydd: how can you people jokw when amen2that just died from the yaws? llanwydd: joke PrincipalPoop: Kraut? oh nooo ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Cat falls out at 10:13 PM. EWeston: Serious drugs Beet: The Really Big Disease! johan amadeus myjetski: i'm telling you, it's Kroeber Cat: My cease identity seems to have ceased PrincipalPoop: we must laugh at death and what does Kroeber mean? llanwydd: that is fine. we know who you are johan amadeus myjetski: her maiden surname. her true name ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Germanic then PrincipalPoop: ahh, nothing to do with drugs then, ok johan amadeus myjetski: so it would seem EWeston: Baring the occasional ergot poisoning PrincipalPoop: how do we communicate across differences? well? How? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Ursula K. Le Guin >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_K._Le_Guin johan amadeus myjetski: by realizing everything you know is wrong... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Ursula K Le Firesign” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Ursula wins a reward >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9Nf-rsALk PrincipalPoop: can we all agree that we can all agree? DJTweeny: agreed Beet: maybe EWeston: That's nicely provocative Cat: one of my fave bergman pieces PrincipalPoop: archtypes EWeston: Gypsies Cat: i read that book on a plane ride johan amadeus myjetski: but I was cold, and made them sleep outside,,, PrincipalPoop: lots of yellow jackets that year Not Ed: awesome collage Catness llanwydd: I used to read sherlock holmes on airplanes PrincipalPoop: is this the Archies? EWeston: It was very faxhionable johan amadeus myjetski: Not's right, cat, totally awesome collage! Not Ed: lol PP EWeston: Village people ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: long long ago DJTweeny: llanwydd: I used to read sherlock holmes on airplanes << I never took airplanes, what was it like? PrincipalPoop: sometimes I don't speak right Not Ed: indeed we CAN be friends (oh yes oh yes!) llanwydd: it shortens the flight, believe it or not Not Ed: hug a republican today! PrincipalPoop: oh that one was the Indian Not Ed: if you don't get hugs you become a republican llanwydd: you have never flown, tween? that is unusual. EWeston: The DC bunch have been complaining that liberal girls won't date them Not Ed: too tiring llan Beet: This is really amazing. Not Ed: I personally don't havce the knack DJTweeny: llan missed my little joke ;) Not Ed: yeah great stuff DJTweeny: drug humor johan amadeus myjetski: oh, schist! Not Ed: he's got to pick up his cues faster Not Ed: lol johan amadeus myjetski: but it's really great schist! Not Ed: JAM llanwydd: I guiess so, tween Not Ed: lol PrincipalPoop: the hell with getting on a plane, I am getting in the damn thing... johan amadeus myjetski: lol,poop! Cat: carlin from a recent collage EWeston: I've flown. I've been aircrew. I don't remember reading much when doing either Not Ed: I should say! Not Ed: lol PrincipalPoop: i was gonna give george credit cat... Cat: you and icarus Not Ed: I don't fly well - no rudder Beet: I didn't know they would let you get ON it! Cat: firesign bitched that carlin got all Their credit. PrincipalPoop: liar, but ok Not Ed: I've been "on it" for decades PrincipalPoop: i mean not ed does have a rudder.... Not Ed: I LOVE this Cat Beet: wow EWeston: It's somewhere in the transom Not Ed: I cahn't steer look out Cat: i hope ursula's family enjoys it. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Ursula wins a reward >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9Nf-rsALk johan amadeus myjetski: oh, blinding light.... PrincipalPoop: grab your stick Cat: Writers who can remember freedom. Cat: A good definition of the Firesign Theatre johan amadeus myjetski: I hate it when my bottom rumbles.... Beet: Life without art would be life without. PrincipalPoop: freedom? Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose... EWeston: Expression is a part of being human, and sometimes it stinks anyway Not Ed: Wrongs done could not be righted, but at least they were not still being done. (Ursula Le Guin, The Word for World is Forest) PrincipalPoop: Art is an experience, a duration, a ah ah what was I talking about? EWeston: Orca cola Not Ed: Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part. Like a thread in a cloth or a grass-blade in a field. It is and we are. What we do is like wind blowing on the grass. (Ursula Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven) Beet: nice Cat: I have at least a dozen of her books but my copy of the Larthe of Heaven seems to have vanished. PrincipalPoop: does matter matter begs the question as who is asking? Cat: Do I get it from the library or buy a new copy? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: I vote for, library, no, buy it, no, buy a used copy, n o library, I give up Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: Alibris.com Rufus_T_Firetween: Is this Todd Rundgren? PrincipalPoop: Rhonda Linstadt? Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Beet: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: it sounds like something Todd would do Cat: Firesign pal John Simon. Rufus_T_Firetween: interesting ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: Nice tune PrincipalPoop: victims of incense Beet: Kind of Talking Heads-like Cat: Firesign played this for the first time on thier Hour Hour show in june, 1970 Beet: That was truly Awesome. PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween, yes thanks cat, cool johan amadeus myjetski: Sounded Bonzo Dog Band-is to me ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: “OVER THE EDGE” from Firesign's PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN album 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out PINK HOTEL at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln' Not Ed: Just great, Cat - thanks for sharing! EWeston: Yuppers Cat: Thanks. DJTweeny: Yeah, I could see that being a Neil Innes tune johan amadeus myjetski: Really amazing piece of work, cat! Cat: Bergman used to say, don't tell me how much you admire my stuff, go out and produce something I'd admire. Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone hard-boiled eggs and nuts ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone hard-boiled eggs and nuts. EWeston: Just everyday insanity DJTweeny: Catherwood, give everyone a sentient fish ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a sentient fish. Cat: in otherwords,. make the number of good things larger Not Ed: indeed! Beet: this is so funny. johan amadeus myjetski: Cat, my studio's broken down & in storage, it'll be awhile before i can work on something you might admire DJTweeny: hilarious soap opera parody EWeston: A good thing to do cat Not Ed: Firehedz get it DJTweeny: they do this is a abit on Next World johan amadeus myjetski: And make mine a babel fish, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood hands mine a babel fish. Not Ed: Stick it in your ear, pal Cat: when i visited phil and melinda in dec, 95, they told me to start doing radio plays again, in particular to "compete" in the mark time awards they were in the process of setting up. johan amadeus myjetski: right down your canal, pal DJTweeny: kewl Cat Cat: they have always encouraged people to not just follow in their footsteps but walk off into other places. Cat: bergman was doing this in la high schools with his daughter until his death. Not Ed: a bunch of new award categories now Not Ed: mark time awards Cat: becausew of the mark time awards thing this year, the current play with tween, llan and ew should be finished in time for a submission to said contest. Not Ed: still trying to get them to consider "The Scarifyers" adventures (BBC 4) for the MTA hall of fame Cat: quoth the producer. DJTweeny: excellent, Cat Not Ed: very cool Cat EWeston: Neat Beet: lol Cat: at least he has a deadline. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Beet: alot of laughs in this one. PrincipalPoop: wrong page Not Ed: The Scarifyers http://bafflegab.co.uk/productions/the-scarifyers/ DJTweeny: Woodrow Stool is a character in Next World PrincipalPoop: oh Peggy EWeston: Whose Peggy? ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Not Ed: hahaha Beet: lol again ralph: tthe rheumatic monologue Not Ed: Good shtuff tonight all nite EWeston: There was at least one Neumatic Institute Cat: Glad you enjoyed Ursula 2. johan amadeus myjetski: big thanks going out to Cat, Kurt, et al, for the incredible laughs! Love, love, love to all! Nite! Cat: The Chief Dan George thing may take a while. dont know when it'll be finished. ralph: where has the time gone Not Ed: Hey great time everyone! Beet: This went way too quick. Lots of fun. Absolutely Great collage, Dr. Cease. Thanks for all you do, Dr Tween. See everyone next week. G'Nite all. PrincipalPoop: bonne March tous, yes fast, super week and thanks all EWeston: It tries to stop it, and failed Not Ed: thanks Merl, thanks Cat, thanks Tween & Rufus 2! ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, PrincipalPoop hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Not Ed: Take care all you bozos! ralph: Catherwood, stop time please ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:57 PM" EWeston: Ah well thank you all. Keep an eye out for the Fire Signal in the skies. Cat: Off we fly. ||||||||| Cat is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:59 PM. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ralph: Fire thee well, then ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Shoes 4 in - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cease - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| zapster - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ralph - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
Cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Gundlefinger
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
zapster
