Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
02/01/2018

Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 01, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Princesa', just granted probation at 5:03 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| tia sneaks in around 5:06 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
tia: oi preta, bom dia amor!!!
||||||||| tia. waltzes in at 5:09 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 5:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| tia. - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 5:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Outside, the 6:02 AM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Princesa coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
: oi preta, kd vc???
||||||||| tia... enters at 6:03 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
tia...: oi preta, kd vc???
||||||||| It's 6:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| tia - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Lula in through the front door at 6:18 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Lula: Foda se
||||||||| Around 6:19 AM, Lula walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 6:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
tia...: princesa, vc é a poly???
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 7:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| tia... - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:30 AM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving manin coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
manin: oi
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 8:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| manin - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
: oi
||||||||| nego tiptoes in around 8:21 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
nego: oi
nego: oi
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 9:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| nego - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| REI enters at 9:28 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| It's 9:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| REI - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| RELIK steps in at 9:44 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| 9:45 AM: Princesa jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Princesa: Oi pai
RELIK: oi princesa
RELIK: deus te abençoa !
RELIK: PRINCESA ESTOU PRECISANDO DESEMBOLA COM A ESPOSA DE UM COLEGA MEU AQUI TEM COMO VC MANDA UM ZAP NELA PRA MIM !??
Princesa: Pai
RELIK: OI
Princesa: Manda zap para quem
RELIK: 89866977 samantha
RELIK: fala com ela que o marido dela mandou recado pelo relik !
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Princesa: Ta bom
RELIK: AQUI PRINCESA!
Princesa: Oi
RELIK: A TIA FALA COM ELA QUE SE DER HOJE EU PRECIÇO FALAR COM ELA JA E ??
RELIK: PRINCESA PERGUNTA ESSE NUMERO SE TEM COMOELA ENTRA AQUI RAPIDM 988083833
RELIK: $$
RELIK: $$$
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
RELIK: $$$
RELIK: $$$
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Princessa', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:24 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Princessa runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Princessa?! It's 10:24 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Léo in through the front door at 10:24 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Léo: Oi
RELIK: OI
RELIK: TUDO BEMNA MEDIDA DO POSSIVEL
Léo: Tô indo varrer as garagens... Mas volto depois
Léo: Sim
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
RELIK: AQUI O CAMARAO FALOU QUE NO DIA QUE O ADAUTO VEIO AQUI ELE FALOU QUE IA VOLTA AQUI PRA TRASE OS PAPEIS DELE E NAOIA COBRA
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Léo: Mas pode falar
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Léo: Entendi
Léo: Eu vou ver com ele pq o camarão mente cê sabe né
RELIK: AQUI QUEM E ESSE MENINO NO SEU COLO NA FOTO DO SEU ZAP ???
Léo: Mas vou perguntar e te falo na hora que tiver indo embora
RELIK: EU SEI COMO QUE MENTE !!!
Léo: O Cadu
Léo: Quando era neném
RELIK: NOSSA ELE ESTA GRANDÃO
RELIK: OK MAIS QUE HORAS VC VAI SAIR HOJE ???
Léo: Ele tá bem diferente agora
Léo: 15:50
RELIK: ENTAO DEVE ESTA BEM MAIOR AGORA
Léo: Enorme
Léo: Já está com 4 anos
RELIK: OK VOU FASER UMAS COISA AQUI QUANDO VC TIVER INDO VC ENTRA OK!
RELIK: AQUI E VER ESSAS IDEIA COM O ADAUTO
Léo: Vou ter que subir ta...mais tarde te chamo
RELIK: OKJ
RELIK: PRINCESA VC ESTA AI ????
Princesa: Oi
Princesa: A menina me visualizou
Princesa: Pai Aki o Nenzim não vai vim nao
Princesa: E o tio sorriso
RELIK: PRINCESA
Princesa: Oi
RELIK: O TIO SORRISO ESTA LA NA VIVENCIA ELE ESTA BOLADO COM OUTRA CADEIA QUE VEIO PRA ELE EU TE FALEI NE??
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
RELIK: E A SAMANTHA ELA VISUALIZOU A MENSAGEM ???
Princesa: Nao
Princesa: Que caid
Princesa: Cadeia vai fk preso
Princesa: Preso de novo
RELIK: VAI FICA MAIS UM TEMPO PRESO PRINCESA
RELIK: PRINCESA SE EU TE MANDA UMAS MENSAGEM VC MANDA NA SAMANTHA PRA MIM ???
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
RELIK: E GRANDE VOU MANDA DE DUAS VESES !
Princesa: Kkkkkk todinho
Princesa: Fala com ele quando eu for Polícia eu não vou deixar ele preso mais nao
RELIK: VOU FALAR COM ELE
RELIK: PODE MANDA AS MENSAGEM?
Princesa: Ta bom
RELIK: o lipao pediu pra você desembola com a gabi pra ele,pra ela não deixar para pra ele não,se caso a gabi fala que não vai vim mais,pra você ver se consegue pega o telefone da fernanda a prima da gabi e desembola com ela pra ela vim aqui,e fala com ela que a nota vai tá na mao dela que e pra ela da essa força ai pro lipão que ela só tem a ganhar,pra você pegar o numero da fernanda com a mae do lorim,e o lipão esta mandando um beijão pra você que esta com saudades de você,e o lip0ão pediu pra você desembola com a gabi ou a prima dela que ela vai vim de carro pra elas não deixar para,e o lipao esta mandando um abraço.
||||||||| It's 10:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Léo - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELIK: O LIPAO FALOU QUE SE A GABI NAO FOR VIM ELE PEDIU PRA PERGUNTA ELA O POR QUE ELA NAO VAI VIM,E O LIPAO ESTA PERGUNTANDO SE VC VAI LIGA AQUI AMANHA PRA VER SE VAO DEICHAR VC VIM NA VISITA,OU SE VC NAO VAI POR QUE ESTA COM RAIVA DELE
Princesa: Pai me manda o número aí de novo
RELIK: 89866977 85911327:SAMANTHA
Princesa: Mandei la
RELIK: MUITO OBRIGADA PRINCESA
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK: e a tia RAIZA OQUE ELA FALOU ??? TE RESPONDEU AI ???
RELIK: PRINCESA VOU TE MANDA MAIS UMA MENSAGEM AGORA SE TIVER COMO VC MANDA NA TIA RAIZA SO AGRADEÇO !
Princesa: Respondeu não
RELIK: AQUI VOU TE MANDA A MENSAGEM VC MANDA NELA JA E ?
RELIK: 996460862 zap do lucas,ESSE E O NUMERO QUE VC FALOU PRA EU TE MANDA, E AGORA ESTA PAGANDO DE LOUKA NÉ!!25914350 jhennifer fala com ela q o chapéu assinou o semi aberto e decida!ESSE OUTRO E DA FILHA DOMANO DA MOTO SE TIVER COMO VC FALAR COM O CARA DO APARTAMENTO PRA ESPERA QUE O MENINO ESTA SAINDO."OBRIGADO"
RELIK: MARCELO::98486502 O MAMÃO ESTA PERGUNTANDO SE VAI VIM NA VISITA !!
Princesa: Pai?
Princesa: Tô te chama lá na sala lá você na respode
RELIK: PRINCESA
RELIK: ESTA TRAVANDO
RELIK: AQUI PRINCESA TEM COMO VC VER SE UMNUMERO TEM ZAP E SE RESPONDE PRA MIM ???
RELIK: 991251431
Princesa: Pai
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of February 01, 2018 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
Princesa: Pai
RELIK: OI
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Raiza Lucena in through the front door at 12:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
RELIK: FALA AMOR DAMINHA VIDA!
Raiza Lucena : Quem tá conversando com vc aquui .e sk
Raiza Lucena : Espero que seja so eu ... e a Julia
RELIK: VARIAS PESSOAS BVC NAO QUER CONVERSA COMIGO N!!!
RELIK: TEM MAIS
Raiza Lucena : Aquii oi meu amor da minha vida... estou aki .. to trancada do lado de fora.. .. o kaio saiu e não deixou a chave
RELIK: LÃ©o: O Cadu
RELIK: E VC NAO TEM O NUMERO DELE NAO ??
Raiza Lucena : To falando de mulher se nao e bobo se sabe de quem eu to falando .. :@
Princesa: Pai a Nay tá lá no outro chat te procurando
Raiza Lucena : Numero eu tenho eu nao tenho crédito pra ligar kkkk
RELIK: EU VI JA !
RELIK: QUE ISSO ZAP ZAPSERVE PRA QUE ??
RELIK: VC VIU A MENSAGEM QUE TE MANDEI ???
Raiza Lucena : Nao quero nesse chat não quero ir la onde a Nayara ta também.
Raiza Lucena : Ele tambem nao tem crédito vai adiantar oque?
Princesa: Chama tia
RELIK: EU ESTOU FALANDO DO NUMERO QUE VC ME FALOU PRA TRASER TRES DIAS A TRAS
RELIK: DO LUCAS
RELIK: ?????
RELIK: NAO VAI FALA NADA ???
RELIK: ??????
Raiza Lucena : Cade ???? O outro chat ???
Princesa: Quer que eu te mando o linke
Princesa: Tia
RELIK: AQUI
RELIK: VC ME PEDIU O TELEFONE DO PESSOAL DO LUCAS TE MANDEI E VC MANDOU A CONTA LA ???
RELIK: VAI ME RESPONDER NAO ???
RELIK: E O NUMERO DA FILHA DO CHAPEU VC LIGOU E DEU A NOTICIA PRA ELA ???
Raiza Lucena : Eu nao te falei pra trazer o número?????? Ou se nao lembra que eu te pedi
RELIK: MAIS TE MANDEI
RELIK: JULIA TE MANDOU OLHA AI VC PAGA DE LOKA PRA ELA
Raiza Lucena : Onde que pra mim nao chegou.
RELIK: DEZ DE ONTEM QUE ESTOU TENTANDOP TE FALA MAIS VC NAOI QUER CONVERSA COM PR3ESO NE
RELIK: 996460862 zap do lucas,ESSE E O NUMERO QUE VC FALOU PRA EU TE MANDA, E AGORA ESTA PAGANDO DE LOUKA NÃ‰!!25914350 jhennifer fala com ela q o chapÃ©u assinou o semi aberto e decida!ESSE OUTRO E DA FILHA DOMANO DA MOTO SE TIVER COMO VC FALAR COM O CARA DO APARTAMENTO PRA ESPERA QUE O MENINO ESTA SAINDO."OBRIGADO
RELIK: JULIA VC NUM MANDOU ESSA MENSAGEM PRA ELA PRA MIM HOJE !!!!!!!!
RELIK: PRINCESA KD VC ???
RELIK: ???????????
Raiza Lucena : Eu acabei de ligar la a Jennifer nao estava ... pedi pra ela entrar en contato comigo.
Raiza Lucena : Pedi pra irma dela que atendeu pra Jennifer entrar em contato comigo
RELIK: E PRA DEICHAR RECADO QUE O CHAPEU ASSINOU O SEMI ABERTO E DECIDA ,O CARA TYAINDO EMBORA E VAI TE PREOCURA PRA VC LEVAR ELE NO APTO
Raiza Lucena : Vc me intristece
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
RELIK: POR QUE :???
Raiza Lucena : Porque que vc tá de conversar com essa Nayara só??? Eu ja nao faleo com vc pra parar de conversa com ela ????
RELIK: EU QUE DEVIA ESTA FALANDO ISTO9 VC FALA QUE VAI ENTRA MAIS NAO ENTRA TEM TEMPO PRA MANDA ZAP PRA LUIZA MAIS TEMPO PRA CONVERSA COMIGO E PEGAR O NUMERO QUE VC FALOU QUE IA PEGAR E SO HOJE VC ENTROU QUEM DEVIA INTRESTESCIDO???
Raiza Lucena : Nayara nao deve ter um passarinho pra dar água por isso ela tem mais tempo que eu.. eu TRABALHO TODA VEZ EU TENHO QUE REPETIR A MESMA.COISA QUE VC NAO ENTENDI
RELIK: ESTOU DE CONVERSA POR QUE NAO TEM QUEM FICA DE CONVERSA COMIGO ,PRECISO CONVERSA COM ALGUEM !
Raiza Lucena : E tem que ser com ela ??? Nao existe mais ninguém ...
RELIK: NAO
RELIK: VC MANDOU A CONTA LA NO PESSOAL DO LUCAS ???????
RELIK: OU NAO ??
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Raiza Lucena : Olha igual vc mesmo falou que eu nao devo cuidar da sua vida que vc quem decide.. beleza !!!!! Faz oque vc achar melhor .. se vc quer ficar de conversa com ela ta joia eu nao falo mais nada nada nada ta beleza
RELIK: OK,MAIS EU QUERO SABER BDE UMA COISA O TELEFONE TE MANDEI AI DO PESSOAL DO LUCAS VC MANDOU A CONT6A LA ????
Raiza Lucena : Se ta falando o número que eu liguei e não completa a chamada????
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
RELIK: 996460862 zap, FALAR QUE O LUCAS PEDIU PRA PASSAR ESSA CONTA PRA DEPOSITAR $100,00 NESSA CONTA, CONTA:00012028-0 OPERAÇÃO:013 AGENCIA:2161 NOME: LUCINEIA
Raiza Lucena : Ta bom pera aí.
RELIK: AI PERGUNTA A ANGELIKA AI SE NUM CHEGOU UMAS MENSAGEM NO TEL DELA ,A LUIZA MANDOU ERRADA!
Raiza Lucena : Eu ja mandei aqui e so esperar retorno.
Raiza Lucena (
Raiza Lucena : :( :(
RELIK: POR QUE VC ESTA ASSIM VC FALOU QUE O NUMERO NAO COMPLETAVA E FALOU PRA EU TRASER OUTRO NUMERO NO OUTRO DIA MAIS QUEM NAO ENTROU FOI VC ,COMO QUE VC DEVE ACHAR QUE EU FICO AQUI ???
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Princessa disembarks at 12:57 PM.
||||||||| Princessa rushes off, saying "12:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 12:57 PM, dragging Léo by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
RELIK: OI PRINCESSA (A) !!!!!
Léo: Oi
RELIK: K
RELIK: K
RELIK: OQUE O ADAUTO FALOU ?:??
Raiza Lucena : Ta tranquilo Relik ta tranquilo..
RELIK: SOBRE OQUE O CAMAREAO FALOU
Léo: Não respondeu ainda
Raiza Lucena : A Angelica me falou não...
Léo: Falei o que?
RELIK: OLHA ELA NAI !
RELIK: GELIKA CHEGOU UMAS MENSAGEM NO SEU ZAP AI ??
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 12:59 PM, dragging Princessa by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Princessa: Não
Princessa: Pq eu tô com esse nome?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK: KKKKKKKK
RELIK: ASSIM VC ME DEICHA PERDIDO AQUI
Princessa: Mas eu entrei como Léo
Raiza Lucena : Pesaoal do Lucas diase que essa conta está desativada. E realmente ela mandou uma foto aqui falando que a conta ta bloqueada. Se vc nao tem outro número de conta aii
RELIK: VOU FALA COM ELE
RELIK: ESSE DIAS A TRAS VC ENTROU COMO PRINCESSA COM DOIS SS NE !
RELIK: U ACHANDO QUE ERA A LUIZA!!KKKKKK
Princessa: Eu não
RELIK: SERIO
Princessa: Sério
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:03 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Princessa by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
RELIK: MAIS AQUI ESTA CHUVENDO AI POR QUE AQUI ESTA CAINDO UM PE DAGUA!
Léo: Oi
RELIK: KKKKKKK
Léo: Eu to no morro
RELIK: TA CHUVENDO AI ??
Léo: Aqui tá chovendo
Léo: Vc falou com o camarão?
RELIK: FALEI ELE FICOU DOIDO !!!
RELIK: NOSAAAAA
Léo: Q que ele falou?
RELIK: FALOU UM TANTO !
RELIK: FALOU QUE VAIPEGA O PÉ DE PANO !
Léo: Vixi
RELIK: A BUIANCA QUE NUM FICA ESPERTA NAO !!
Léo: E a cadeia dele caiu mesmo
RELIK: RAIZINHA DO MEU CORAÇÃO KD VC AMORE E MEU ???
Léo: Já chegou aí pra e
RELIK: CAIU OS 10 ANOS ELE DEVE IR EMBORA QUALQUER MOMENTO
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
RELIK: AINDA NAO !
Léo: Caiu em qual recurso?
RELIK: REVISÃO CRIMINAL!
RELIK: RAIZINHA DO MEU CORAÇÃO KD VC AMORE E MEU ???
Léo: Hummm
RELIK: FALEI QUE REVISÃO ESTAVA ANDANDO,SO QUE FOI A PARTE DELE!
Léo: Mas a dele ia cair mesmo
Léo: Vou sair do ônibus
Léo: Chamo do outro
RELIK: AGORA VOU AGUARDA A MINHA PARTE
RELIK: RAIZINHA DO MEU CORAÇÃO KD VC AMORE E MEU ???
Léo: É mesmo
Léo: Mas.como el sabe que caiu se não chegou
RELIK: O OUTRO ADVOGADO TROUCE PRA ELE NO DIA DA VISITA EU VOU TE MOSTRA !
Léo: Tá
RELIK: EU MESMO9 JA LI TODOS OS PAPEIS E DECISOES
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "1:16 PM and late as usual, it's Princessa, just back from Billville."
Princessa: Entendi
Princessa: Caiu a segunda condenação dele de 10 e 4?
RELIK: ????
RELIK: SIM !FOI ESSA MESMA !
Princessa: Sou eu
Princessa: Se chat é todo doodo
RELIK: COISA QUE O ADAUTO DEVIA TER FEITO NÉ!
Princessa: Adauto fez muito já... Entrou com recurso de Brasília pra todos sem receber
Raiza Lucena : Que dia o chapeu assinou o semi aberto? A.filha dele vai providenciar ir buscar ele
Princessa: Entroi num processo de 157 do Giovanni até hoje recebeu nada
RELIK: É VERDADEMAIS ELE PODERIA TER EVITADO MUITA COISA DE ACONTECER ![]
Princessa: Tipo o que
Princessa: Não entendi
RELIK: FALA COM ELA QUE ELE VAI LIGAR ASSIM QUE ELE FOR PRO SEMI ABERTO E RAIZA ELE VAI DEICHA A TWISTER PRA MIM GUARDADA LA
RELIK: NO ANDAMENTO DO PROCESSO ELE PODERIA TER EVITADO ESSA CONDENAÇÃO DO CAMARAO
RELIK: RAIZA FALA COM ELA QUE ELE ASSINOU SEGUNDA
Princessa: Uai mas ele tentou tanto que entrou com recurso em cima disso mas se a juíza entendeu que era dois Tráfico
Princessa: Mas enfim tenho nada a ver com processo de Camargo
Princessa: Camarão
Princessa: Né não
RELIK: ISSO
RELIK: MAIS EU ATEV HOJE NAO ENTENDO OMEU TRAFICO ,QUE ATE O CARRO FOI SOLTO SEM PROVA E EU ESTOU ATE HOJE !
RELIK: EU VI A CONDENAÇÃO DO CAMARÃO E NÃO VINADA QUE ME COLOCASE NO TRAFICO DIRETAMENTE
Princessa: A juíza entendeu como quis
RELIK: COMO VC E O ADAUTO ME FALOU EU LI NAO TEM EU FALANDO DE DROGA,MAIS FUI CONDENADO NO TRAFICO,AQUI VC MANDOU PRA ELE O LINKE DO DECRETO QUE ELE FALOU QUE NAO TEM ACESSO??
RELIK: MAIS ESTOU NOS MEUS CORRE E VAI CAIR,VOU METER OFICIO NO TRIBUNAL,TEM VARIOS PARECER DE DECIÇÃOES QUE EU NEM ESTOU CIENTE QUE JA FOI PUBLICADA !
Princessa: Qual
RELIK: TEM APELAÇÃO TEM EMBARGOS,E REVISÃO QUE ESTA ANDANDO,SAIU ENCAMINHADO PARA O RELATOR PARA ASSINATURA
RELIK: AINDA UM ANDAMENTO QUE FALA !
Princessa: Tem apelação do Adauto correndo
RELIK: CARTA ENCAMINHA PARA ASSINATURA DO RELATOR,NOMEA UM ADVOGADO DATIVO PARA O PETICIONARIO!
Princessa: Vc lembra quando ele mandou te perguntar se era pra seguir com seu recurso ou com o dele?
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RELIK: JA SAIU ESPELHO DO ACORDÃO!
Princessa: Vc mandou seguir com seu por isso tá nomeando defensor pq ele retirou o recurso dele pra vc...
RELIK: SEI !
RELIK: ME LEMBRO!
Princessa: Ele explicou ainda que isso ia acontecer
Princessa: Vc quis seguir com o seu
RELIK: POIS ENTAO NOMEU QUE ESTA PEDINDO PRA NOMEAÇÃO DE UM DEFENSOR
Princessa: Isso
Princessa: Tá certo
RELIK: DATIVO
Raiza Lucena : Papo de advogados eu n entendo nada.. beijão relil
Raiza Lucena : Ate amanha kkkkk
RELIK: MAIS ELE TROUCE AQUI NO DIA QUE ELE VEIO AQUI UM PEDIDO EXTRAORDINARIO E UM PEDIDO ESPECIAL EM AGRAVO COMMEU NOME TBM ENVOLVIDO
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Raiza Lucena : Ajuda ele aí princesinha do ti Relik kkkkkkkk fuii ... te amo Relik
RELIK: QUERO SO VER VIU RAIZINHA
RELIK: TE AMO RAIZA FICA COM DEUS !
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Neco close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 1:37 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
RELIK: OI??
RELIK: MAIS ELE TROUCE AQUI NO DIA QUE ELE VEIO AQUI UM PEDIDO EXTRAORDINARIO E UM PEDIDO ESPECIAL EM AGRAVO COMMEU NOME TBM ENVOLVIDO
RELIK: GELIKA VC ESTA AI ???
Raiza Lucena : Aquí anota esse número ai e passa pro chapéu e o número pra ele passae pra assistente social quando ela for ligar conversar direto com a Jennifer 9 93522448 por que provavelmente ai eles deve ter so o da casa dela e ela trabalha ate 23h entendeu? Então e isso!!!
RELIK: AQUI
RELIK: VC VAI ENTRA AMANHA MESMO???
Raiza Lucena : Vou sim vê c Lucas outra conta que o familiar estar no aguardo ok .
Princesa: Não só na próxima pq eu vou t q trabalhar o dia todo
RELIK: OK
Princesa: Aí pai respondeu lá o Marcelo
RELIK: OQUE ELE FALOU ???
RELIK: ESPERA AI GELIKA !
Princesa: Não só na próxima pq eu vou t q trabalhar o dia todo
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
RELIK: VALEU PRINCESA SO AGRADECE VIU !
RELIK: KD VC GELIKA??
Princesa: E noix pai Xau fk com Deus
RELIK: COM DEUS TBM !!!!!
||||||||| It's 1:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Neco - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELIK: KD VC GELIKA??
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK: ??????
||||||||| It's 2:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELIK: ?????
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Princesa plummets into the garden at 2:15 PM.
RELIK: OI!
RELIK: FUI!
||||||||| Around 2:18 PM, RELIK walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 2:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Raiza Lucena - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Princesa close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 3:13 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
||||||||| It's 3:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Léo - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princessa - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Raiza Lucena falls out at 4:18 PM.
||||||||| It's 4:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Raiza Lucena - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 7:45 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:14 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Doobie Brothers)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Cease bounds in at 8:53 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Cease: Ah, Doobies.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:54 PM and late as usual, it's EWeston, just back from Kenmore."
Cease: Good name, good music.
Cease: HI EW
EWeston: Greeting, in a Gorka accent Rufus Tweeny and cease
||||||||| 8:55 PM: Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Beet: Hi Gang!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cease: TheBeet Man.
Beet: Keeps me runnin/
DJTweeny: Hey Beet, Cease, EW
EWeston: Our Beet has returned Jonathon
Beet: Hi Dr Cease
Beet: Howdy Dr Tween
Beet: HI EW
Beet: Occupy!
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing '''Bob''', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
EWeston: I have the memo! And I'm not telling where I hid it!
Cease: OBB
EWeston: Hi Bob
Beet: Howdy Bob
''Bob'': Yay! For a change I am at the computer and not sick!
DJTweeny: Hi "Bob"
''Bob'': Though the show will probably go past my bedtime. :)
Cease: Always good not be sick.
Beet: the FST Army takes it to the street.
EWeston: One Man One Channel!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 01, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
Beet: Hi Pete
EWeston: Or One man, one canal
Beet: Sounds familiar
Cease: No Botox on that canal
Beet: It's the Tween!
EWeston: There's been some controversy about Botox use in camel beuity contests
Beet: True
Cease: Speaking of Firebooks, I just got Ossman's latest novel in the mail.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“NOT INSANE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out NOT INSANE at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-rv'
''Bob'': I had a beau tux, but it doesn't fit anymore.
Beet: Turn that thing off.
Cease: The Flying Saucer Murder Case, a George Tirebiter Mystery
EWeston: Corderoy, or black velvet?
||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwydd: howdy
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
DJTweeny: Hi llan
EWeston: Llan g'evenin
llanwydd: missed the overture. damn
Beet: Hi Llan
Cease: Hi llan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed in through the front door at 9:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: Air conditioning got the virus
Not Ed: Pork?
DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed
llanwydd: hi not
Cease: It's Not
EWeston: Not Ed, again
DJTweeny: Speaking of collages... most of this album is a collage
EWeston: Sailing ducks
llanwydd: ossman didnt like this album as I remember
Cease: That can be said of most of their albums.
llanwydd: I have always liked it
DJTweeny: I suppose that's true, Cease
Cease: There are so many versions of this Shakespearean play.
EWeston: My first album. I'd begun to understand it after about five plays
Beet: Howdy Not
llanwydd: you mean the tempest?
DJTweeny: Billy The Shake
DJTweeny: I can believe that EW lol
EWeston: There was always something about the work that was enticing
llanwydd: this is a combination of the tempest, king lear, hamlet and probably others
EWeston: Santa Claus Attacks Mars
EWeston: Quality thunder sound effect there. No cheap stuff
Cease: Ham? Let me!
llanwydd: lol
Not Ed: Cheers Beet, hey C & EW, llan, Bob & Tweeny
Not Ed: watching news too
llanwydd: who is fletcher?
EWeston: I've got Robot Man on
Cease: a quote from Neal Amid.
EWeston: Good question Llan
Cease: LA car dealer
EWeston: Any stuffed dogs?
DJTweeny: must have been something to grow up in L.A. in the 60s
Cease: It was, for Firesign references at least.
DJTweeny: The ladies have deserted us this evening
Beet: Amazing
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elmer Ho in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: Shutup Edmund
Elmer Ho: my,my... what do we have here?
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
llanwydd: hi elmer
Beet: Hey Ho
EWeston: Elmer sited
Cease: Elmer
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
Cease: Just in from Elmer town?
EWeston: Not Insane Elmer
Elmer Ho: howdy tweeny llan EW Cease
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Elmer Ho: Elmertown... where glue is free and water is expensive
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
EWeston: Glue and water make a slimy mess
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:23 PM and late as usual, it's residualecho, just back from California."
DJTweeny: Hi residual
Cease: Echo
residualecho: But I never left California, where the judges roll bombers an ounce at a time
Elmer Ho: howdy echo ...echo ...echo .....echo
EWeston: Residualecho was it you in the Rat's eye?
Beet: Hi Echo
residualecho: Better to be late, than to be the late residualecho
residualecho: Eyes! I make eyes!
Elmer Ho: eyes right
EWeston: A good echo keeps pluggin pluggin away
residualecho: Does a Sumaratran have a third eye?
EWeston: Yes but he'll never show you were he hid it
residualecho: If they don't blink, their sight sees through their brain
residualecho: Then he'll want to see yours.
EWeston: Body paint is not an option. It's required
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:27 PM and johan amadeus myjetski sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
Beet: Hey JAM
llanwydd: hey JAM
Cease: The Jam Man
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
EWeston: Myjetski, Hah trying to fool me huh?
Not Ed: JAM time
residualecho: Parsing barely disguised drug humor fifty years after the fact for a week now.
Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, I've been posting the link to bozos...
Elmer Ho: hullo JAM
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: better
EWeston: Call the Duke of Uurr
johan amadeus myjetski: evenin' all! sorry to be late. i thought it was wednesday all day long...
Elmer Ho: it IS wednesday
Cease: The 48 Hour Wednesday, a new George Tirebiter mystery
EWeston: Fake news!!
residualecho: This is among the first semesters I don't teach Thursday evening classes for many a year.
johan amadeus myjetski: hahaha!
Beet: It must be Wednesday somewhere.
Not Ed: what's your favorite strain pfirepfolks?
Elmer Ho: mr Google says I just got my EZDriveMA.com Monthly Account Statement
Not Ed: residual
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Elmer Ho: dental fricative
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
johan amadeus myjetski: alien or residual? which are us?
''Bob'': Congrats residual. Me, I gotta teach an 8 a.m. class tomorrow... :(
EWeston: On Lemon blossem is good
Not Ed: who is what? pork?
Not Ed: teachers rock
EWeston: Why would I take a woman's word for that?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Not Ed: take my wife's word please
johan amadeus myjetski: "lemon tree very pretty, and de lemon flower is sweet..."
residualecho: I prefer strains with proportionally more Temporarily Humboldt County than Rebus Caneebus oil.
Not Ed: Elmer
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Kelraith inside, makes a note of the time (9:33 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith
Not Ed: rat own residual
EWeston: She swings a good sabre. I like that in a woman
Not Ed: hey Kel
Kelraith: Ello
EWeston: Mista Kilraith
johan amadeus myjetski: hiya, 'raith
Cease: For Whom the Kel tolls
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:34 PM and late as usual, it's p, just back from Hellmouth."
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, cease!
residualecho: Great schedule this semester. 8 am to 6:30 pm, with an almost three hour break before 1:00. 5 day weekend for all the other administrivia
p: oops
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: There's always Inca Hell Oil Tonic
||||||||| p leaves to catch the 9:34 PM train to Hellmouth.
DJTweeny: Hi p
||||||||| Catherwood ushers PrincipalPoop in through the front door at 9:35 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: P...
Cease: My favourite red wine has dissappeared from BC liquor stores. They suggested a replacement but, its far from that.
DJTweeny: Hi P
Beet: Hi Poop
Cease: Poop
residualecho: How many parts paste in the Inca Hell Oil Tonic?
PrincipalPoop: I need to watch that, and my q's too, hi all
EWeston: There's a law moving in New Mexico to force all High School students to apply for college. With a few other options
Cease: And speaking of disappearances, my favourite living author died last week.
residualecho: An astronomer was saying ps and qs are about phases of the moon
EWeston: Poopsie!
PrincipalPoop: Do they still make the wine or just stopped carrying it? do you know?
Cease: Ursula K Leguin. Ossman turned one of her tales into a radio play. We should listen to it.
residualecho: U K L G?
llanwydd: I had one of her books but I never finished it
Not Ed: I can't decide between O.G. Diesel, Purple Princess, Mississippi Lightning, Jamaica Flash, Space Poison, Dixie 99, Chinese Bliss, Sapphire Classic or Maui Crush
EWeston: Two parts paste. No receipt accepted
PrincipalPoop: I did not know she was still alive, or gone now I guess
Cease: Only the white version on the shelves. My wife things maybe the vinyards burned down in that recent fire.
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: Can you send me that Ossman play, Cease?
Not Ed winks.
johan amadeus myjetski: she only had one book i really liked "the Lathe of Heaven' none of her others came close to Lathe, imo
PrincipalPoop: tush, or something like that I have heard about before, ahh kush or sour
Beet: I know, I know!
Not Ed: yes, OG Tush
residualecho: I was swearing by Stanley Owsley's Pineapple Afghanistan Banana Stand
EWeston: Dutch Treat is good
Cease: Sure can, Tween. I interviewed Ossman about his work with her on a radio show once. Will get to work on a collage with her and Firesign for later this month.
llanwydd: everybody go away. lol
Not Ed: count me in resid
Not Ed: there you go EW
Cease: Loved Lathe but loved the Earthsea trilogy even more. Am going to re-read The Dispossed during my trip next week.
DJTweeny: kewl Cease
Not Ed: seriously, blueberry here, and good ol' fashioned northern lights
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
PrincipalPoop: give me that old brown columbian or mexican dirt weed, 70s on the east coast
Not Ed: it's great Cat
residualecho: Still need a good five cent toke.
Not Ed: See the PBS version of Lathe?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln
Cease: Won't be here next week, but should have a new collage for the following week based on American Pie
Not Ed: it was low budget but very good
EWeston: !0 mg dark chocolates are one of my recent favs
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cease: It was excellent, Not.
Not Ed: indeed, and glad you saw it!
johan amadeus myjetski: agreed not ed! it was good, in spite of low budget
PrincipalPoop: I heard a cover of that by Moot the Hoople, wild, they claim the music did not really die :)
residualecho: Me and Mudhead down with the Kiva chocolate bars, but not by the schoolyard.
DJTweeny: headed for Vegas, Cease?
Cease: You win that bet, Tween.
Not Ed: indeed JAM - conway...what's his name? played the psychiatrist/dream researcher...great performance, cool actor
DJTweeny: have fun :)
EWeston: MoH gave a hard argument on the issue
Cease: I always do.
Not Ed: kevin conway
PrincipalPoop: I agree with moot but which one is the hoople?
Not Ed: played the blind piano tuner in northern exposure
Not Ed: but i digress
EWeston: OMG I think Comet is playing EGAN!
PrincipalPoop: Tim Conway, mchales navy and the short golfer guy
Not Ed: tim is great!
johan amadeus myjetski: it followed the book really closely, which i liked. filmmakers taking liberties with storylines is a pet peeve for me.
Not Ed: he still posts on Facebook
EWeston: He's the tall good looking Jewish gentleman
Cease: Indeed, Jam.
PrincipalPoop: Mr and Mrs. Straight from New York
Cease: There was another TV version of Lathe that veered so far from the actual book, it should have used a different name.
Not Ed: adaptations are ...well sometimes not so good, but many if not most movies are adaptations from books
johan amadeus myjetski: was it kevin conway?
PrincipalPoop: get shorty adapted well
Not Ed: anything produced by "SyFy" is...you can't take them seriously - clueless execs
Not Ed: yes JAM
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Not Ed: thumbs up
johan amadeus myjetski: played dr. hater. melanie's father (not!)
Not Ed: ha!
PrincipalPoop: thumbs up is an offensive obscene gesture in some cultures. guess why?
johan amadeus myjetski: haber
Not Ed: audrey farber?
DJTweeny: do tell...
Not Ed: gotcha JAM
PrincipalPoop: betty joe Bilowski
Beet: There it goes
PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween
Not Ed: procmer is insane!
Not Ed: heh
Beet: Popcorn and Pepsi
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“PEACE PIPE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
Cease: This is from a 3 hour interview Carlin did not lnog before he died.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: Morocco
EWeston: Mole
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
PrincipalPoop: Dear noisemaker, you have no complaint
Cease: Toward the end of 2009, I had a dream where Phil Proctor's daughter (whom I have never met) called me lazy. Lazy, eh? I reacted to that by creating the following collage. I had recently heard an interview with Carlin (archival) talking about memorizingthe lyrics to Pass that Peace Pipe in 1947 when he was 10. I thought the song was written for the Duckman cartoon, which I saw in the late 90s. I asked Phil Austin if he knew the tune but he said he didn't, or at least didn't recall it. Still, Austin's 1967 radio play A Shadow Move Upon a Land and the Peace Pipe song are very similar in their listing "Indian" tribal names as a musical device.
Beet: Uncle Albert
Beet: Cool,Cat
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“CARLIN JOINS THE FIRESIGN THATRE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:56 PM and Mr0 waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Cease: Mr
Mr0: how did it know?
llanwydd: hi Mr0
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“CARLIN JOINS THE FIRESIGN THEATRE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
PrincipalPoop: how did who know what?
Mr0: i waltz with grapes
johan amadeus myjetski: and when did they know it, poop
Mr0: anyway, whats an m3u how do i handle this
Cease: I like wine too, Mr 0
PrincipalPoop: Quite.
DJTweeny: it should open automatically if you click on iy, Mr0
Beet: Hello, Mr0
Mr0: with what
PrincipalPoop: I use VLC
Elmer Ho: VLC good WMP bad
johan amadeus myjetski: hi mr 0!
Elmer Ho: howdy Mr0
Mr0: yo
DJTweeny: whatever your default stream player is
Elmer Ho: indicate precisely what you mean to say
PrincipalPoop: yours sincerely wasting away
johan amadeus myjetski: yours sincerely wasting away
EWeston: Not mr...O
PrincipalPoop: there is an echo in here
Elmer Ho: now that we're all wasted...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
johan amadeus myjetski: poop & i were singing in harmony, a minor third apart
EWeston: Set the echo traps!
PrincipalPoop: sweet adeline......
Elmer Ho: JAM, are minors allowed in this chatroom
DJTweeny: Mr0, do you have the stream now?
johan amadeus myjetski: only if they're gold minors....
Elmer Ho: ooh, Jim's rant...
Cease: only if they bring their own coal
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** George Carlin's take on the English Language >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw
PrincipalPoop: G minors!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** George Carlin's take on Political Speech >> http://speakola.com/political/george-carlin-political-speak-press-club-1999
johan amadeus myjetski: workin' in a coal mine, going downtown now
EWeston: What a blast!
PrincipalPoop: walking the line...
Cease: One or more of my Facebook friends posted those links recently, prompting this collage
EWeston: Methane is not always your friend
Cease: Many of my collages have that origin.
EWeston: Sometimes he Jives you
PrincipalPoop: Methane and MeTarzan and youjane
Cease: Metheney is Everybody's friend.
johan amadeus myjetski: a pat answer, cease!
EWeston: Methane Uthane wouldn't you like to be a thane too
PrincipalPoop: She was looking for a key for her brand new pair of roller skates
Cease: As Falls Witchita....
EWeston: As the cockroach lays waste to Cinncinati
PrincipalPoop: what city did the chickenheart get?
EWeston: Philidelphia
llanwydd: I think he's gonna break it
johan amadeus myjetski: I don't know, poop, but my brother Russell does
PrincipalPoop: omg he broke the president
Elmer Ho: the president is already broken
Beet: Love George
EWeston: Did he pay for a deposit?
PrincipalPoop: or Bill
EWeston: RUN it's Focus speak!!
''Bob'': we're gonna focus it up real good!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Mr0: ya its on now
DJTweeny: Is this from XM Radio, Cease?
EWeston: A feature, not a bug
Cease: This is 17 yearws old and the war goes on.
Cease: Yes Tween
PrincipalPoop: focus speak or sesame street?
DJTweeny: OK Mr0, cool
Beet: In 3 years the war gets a gold watch.
PrincipalPoop: Have we beat the British and Russian record there yet?
EWeston: Throttling or princess pony?
johan amadeus myjetski: We were waist deep in the Big Muddy And the big fool said to push on
DJTweeny: I do believe so, P
DJTweeny: America's longest war
PrincipalPoop: no,the wars on poverty and drugs are a lot longer
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: Well, there is that, P ;)
EWeston: Good to know our .01% managed to squeese a little wealth out of the place
johan amadeus myjetski: has anyone calculated the private companies profits the war has generated during all that time? just wondering'....
Cease: if you had stock in Haliburton, you'd be rich.
Beet: Hello NSA guy
DJTweeny: would be interesting to know, Johan
Cease: As rich as Richard Burton.
EWeston: Most of it should be on the pentagon budgets over the years
residualecho: Gonna go watch those guys in the wall with the pointy hats...Over There
EWeston: Don loves the NSA guy, but he should check his retirement account
Beet: lol
DJTweeny: There are billions which they can't account for
johan amadeus myjetski: argument with my copilot? if his copilot was god....
||||||||| residualecho leaves to catch the 10:17 PM train to Elmertown.
DJTweeny: a riff on the old war war movie God Is Mt Co-Pilot
EWeston: True and the various CIA enthusiasms well be unknown maybe forever.
DJTweeny: *My
PrincipalPoop: ok residual
johan amadeus myjetski: exactly. i'd never caught that before...
Elmer Ho: this album is often overlooked
Cease: Also, a quote from Lindberg
PrincipalPoop: I also always thought that E means enough...
Elmer Ho: so long folks, time for my geritol and unfiltered Camels
Cease: By, Ho.
Beet: Also comes fro the saying, "Get thee behind me, Satan."
DJTweeny: lol Elmer
DJTweeny: be well...
PrincipalPoop: iron and coffin nails, cool HO
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| "Hey Elmer Ho!" ... Elmer Ho turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:19 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Beet: Nite , Elmer
EWeston: If we achieve over kill, we also achieve underbury
PrincipalPoop: why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Carlin Joins the Firesign Theatre” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
johan amadeus myjetski: heave ho, Ho!
EWeston: Who cares I'm going to a rain festivale
DJTweeny: good question, P
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, poop!
PrincipalPoop: Carlin asked that I am pretty sure.
EWeston: This post was post recorded
johan amadeus myjetski: buy product?
EWeston: Pork?
llanwydd: I remember that line from dear friends
EWeston: Fine harmony
Cease: Ok Firefans, from Dear Friends, which cut ends with the lines about Gym/Jim?
PrincipalPoop: I am not in anybody's food chain...
Cease: Jim Highschool
DJTweeny: I know the one you're talking about, Cease
DJTweeny: I went to Jim High School too!
PrincipalPoop: I am not jim and he is not fred
llanwydd: that name is a pun on felix papalardi who was a somewhat obscure musician
EWeston: Fred remains unfound
Cease: and a good pun too, llan
PrincipalPoop: ok, fred is not ed
EWeston: I did not have relations with that Fred
DJTweeny: I can't look for it right now, cease
Cease: my dad's name was friend. not his birth name but he liked it
Cease: Fred. Real name Ferdinand.
EWeston: Bull
llanwydd: thats more direct than buddy
llanwydd: sounds a bit more formal
DJTweeny: That's my middle name, was my Grandfather's first name
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: Bro.
DJTweeny: They called him Ferd
Cease: Actually, he had an older brother named Fred so the family all called him Freddy.
EWeston: He wanted to marry someone named Isabella
PrincipalPoop: I never named my middle.
Cease: Actually, my mother's middle name WAS Isabella
DJTweeny: haha P
johan amadeus myjetski: i'm henery the 8th i am henery the 8th i am i am....
PrincipalPoop: Did she have a big middle? if not rude to ask.
DJTweeny: Carlin has some very good points
EWeston: If there's Collumbus in there somewhere I'm calling a conspiracy
DJTweeny: heh
PrincipalPoop: I used to watch columbo on tv...
DJTweeny: that was a good show
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: Beatles Forever!
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
PrincipalPoop: Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
DJTweeny: drive my Carlin lol
PrincipalPoop: money can't buy me love, just rent it
johan amadeus myjetski: carlin reminds me of the court jesters, who were the only ones who could state the truth, & keep their heads on their shoulders
EWeston: Mrs. Brown you've landed in hot water
Beet: The man himself
''Bob'': VIVA LAS VEGAS!
Beet: nice one, Cease
PrincipalPoop: Viva Vulvas and Volvos
EWeston: If I could get my hands on a Toyota!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Extras collection
“MICHAEL CANTERBURY INTERVIEW”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv'
Cease: Just finished writing a new play,now in production, featuring Tween, Llan, EW and many others.
Cease: It's short.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'a chat name', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Cease: Have an idea for a new play set in Vegas and Egypt.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
johan amadeus myjetski: looking forward, cease!
Cease: It will be long.
DJTweeny: Hi chat name
PrincipalPoop: Clever chat name there
Beet: What's in a name?
Cease: Do you have a chien name too?
EWeston: Vowels and cosanents
johan amadeus myjetski: "did I forget? Forget to mention Memphis? Home of Elvis, and the ancient Greeks?
EWeston: And the cooties
PrincipalPoop: I give up. what is in a name?
EWeston: me
PrincipalPoop: me? noo
a chat name: Hey, anybody read this yet? http://www.bearmanormedia.com/flying-saucer-murder-case-george-tirebiter-mystery-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
Beet: Usually one capital letter with several other lower-case ones.
EWeston: Face it or get out the mop
a chat name: I'm partway through it. Found it in the mailbox the other day. Ordered it months ago apparently.
EWeston: Think cease got a copy
llanwydd: sxedcfvgbhnjm
Cease: I just got it in the mail this week, chat. Plan to read it on upcoming trip.
johan amadeus myjetski: Seen in the window of a store called Richard III Camping Outfitters, "Now Is The Winter Of Our Discount Tents"
a chat name: Pretty good so far. It's got gas music, nudist aliens, red scares, a lot of noir, word play up the wazoo.
johan amadeus myjetski: hiya, chat!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Cease: Reading a flying saucer mystery next to Area 51 seems so....appropriate.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
a chat name: The blurb on the back says this publisher also has DO's new memoir, "Fighting Clowns of Hollywood", and also something called "Screenplay!" containing unproduced FT scripts (!) but I can't find anytjhing else about them. Mystery books!
PrincipalPoop: what is word play up the wazoo? I don't follow you there.
Cease: Maybe BearManor waits to get enough orders before printing them.
johan amadeus myjetski: and i am so glad you don't, PP
Cease: I'll tell you a story about Ossman and publishers from 95.
EWeston: Refference is the wazoo river lest seen near Susquatch Itch Wa.
PrincipalPoop: ah, to each their own, so to speak
Cease: Chat founder Elayne, her then husband and I drove down from Vancouver to visit Dave in 95. He was on the phone when we arrived.
Cease: He then complained that publishers today were too young and arrogant to get the Firesign theatre.
Cease: Glad the Bear Manor dude has proved him wrong.
Cease: Firesign performed at least one Borges story as radio play in their 67 show.
PrincipalPoop: tap tap tap, is the chat still working?
PrincipalPoop: ok
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: Think my chacras need relining
PrincipalPoop: show some backbone then
||||||||| At 10:45 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, a chat name!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: Not in front of the microwave
PrincipalPoop: or the macroparticle
EWeston: Maybe when its older
Cease: Angerdrene inDwarf was originally Methedrine in its predecssors.
llanwydd: well I gotta be goin. see you next week.
PrincipalPoop: night llan
||||||||| Around 10:47 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset...
EWeston: Take care Llan
Beet: G'Nite Llan
Cease: By Llan
PrincipalPoop: yoga or tai chi or what?
Cease: that's very prophetic. cannabis will finally be legalized here in July.
EWeston: Dega fu
Cease: only 47 years after the Firesign prediction.
PrincipalPoop: fu? no fu!
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
EWeston: Get ready for the drug quiz
Beet: This country seems to be so far behind in so many things.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
PrincipalPoop: I have been studying up.
EWeston: Me not craw. You craw!
PrincipalPoop: I got something stuck in my craw.
EWeston: I have a crib sheet
DJTweeny: indeed
Cease: Proctor's daughter married the son of the mayor of vancouver.
EWeston: But not in my craw I admit
Cease: too bad i wasn't invited to the wedding.
PrincipalPoop: That might be right up your alley.
EWeston: Went to High school in Black Diamond I believe
DJTweeny: kewl, Cease
Cease: here they arfe talking about language again.
PrincipalPoop: That is what I think.
EWeston: If I had an alley, it would likely be there
PrincipalPoop: Whatever happened to Alley Oop? and Baby Jane? Thanks tween
Cease: see you back here in2 weeks.
Beet: Well, this was good. Thanks all. Great collage, cease. Have a great trip. Thanks as always, Dr Tween. G'Nite.
PrincipalPoop: have fun cat, everybody have some fun...
johan amadeus myjetski: love, love, love to all! thanks cease, DJT, & everybody!
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:54 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs PrincipalPoop by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
EWeston: Happy trails caese. The rest of you follow the crumb trail.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Cease: we do our best, poop
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
''Bob'': sorry i had to miss so much ... laundry and other stuff to do ... but thanks, as always! always listening, even when I'm not here!
Cease: keep on bobbing.
Mr0: looks good, intense.. think id need to be better at trivial pursuit to understand some of it :D it knows what its doing. i like it
Cease: its good outside tents too.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Cease: off we fly.
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Mr0: whats mean "its good outside tents too"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Rr in through the front door at 11:52 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rr - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''

a chat name
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
Kelraith
llanwydd
Lula
Léo
manin
Mr0
nego
Not Ed
p
Princesa
Princessa
PrincipalPoop
Raiza Lucena
RELIK
residualecho
Rufus_T_Firetween
tia...
tia

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-rv
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://speakola.com/political/george-carlin-political-speak-press-club-1999
http://www.bearmanormedia.com/flying-saucer-murder-case-george-tirebiter-mystery-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw