Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/18/2018

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 18, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Princesa in through the front door at 5:26 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| It's 5:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Princesa into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:53 AM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers relikinha into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:07 AM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies RELIK..? inside, makes a note of the time (10:08 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
RELIK..?: OI
relikinha: oiiiii
relikinha: meu amor
RELIK..?: DEUS ABENÃ‡OA BOA TARDE
relikinha: julia xau rsrs
RELIK..?: OIQUERIDA
RELIK..?: AQUI MEU AMOR
RELIK..?: TUDO BEM ??
relikinha: esta sim , tirando m inha correria
relikinha: vc achandao queeu etou desfazendo de vc ..
relikinha: jamais
RELIK..?: MAIS VC NUM ENTRAVA NEM APAU ![
relikinha: ja era tarde
relikinha: da 13h eu fico loka aki
RELIK..?: e hoje vc vai trabalhatr??
relikinha: pra arrumar se naop sabe como AQUELE POVO e e eu sou mestre em me atrasar
relikinha: vou eu vou pra la ate dia 8 to tirando ferias
relikinha: vai me responder nao ?
RELIK..?: AQUI DEICHA EU TE PERGUNTA UMA COISA AQUI !
relikinha: ontem a aangelixa entrou disse ela ne , que ficou aqui 20 minutos e vc nada de responder ela
RELIK..?: AQUI E LENTO !
RELIK..?: EU TINHA IDO EMBORA !
relikinha: pode perguntar
relikinha: foi o que eu falei c ela
RELIK..?: AQUI SOBRE A CARTALA VC FALOU QUE ACHOU BELA ,COMO QUE ELA ESTAVA ???
relikinha: nao e pra vc ficar chateado nao ]
RELIK..?: PERGUNTA ELA DEPPOIS SE LIGARAO NELA POR QUE O PEDIDO JA FOI FEITO PRO ESTADO !
RELIK..?: ESTAVA RASGADA ??
Princesa: Oi tia
relikinha: achei ela rasgada dentro do lixo do banheiro
Princesa: Oi pai benÃ§a boa tarde
relikinha: Julia depois vc entra ..
relikinha: e eu ja te falei que meu irmao nao e seu pai... sua mae fez a escolha dela te falei jah
RELIK..?: MAIS VC CONVERSOU COM ELA SOBRE A CARTA??
relikinha: ela neim sabe que eu peguei a carta nao peguei e escondi la na casa da minha mae , eu comprei um durex pra colar ela
RELIK..?: DEUS TE ABENÃ‡OA PRINCESA DEPOIS EU CONVERSO COM VC DEICHA EU SO CONVERSA COM A RAIZA AQUI TA BOM !
relikinha: oiii cade vc?
relikinha: OII
relikinha: ADOLFO
relikinha: OI
||||||||| LESTE bounds in at 10:39 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 10:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RELIK..? - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
relikinha: EIIIIIIIIII
relikinha: TO AKI SE TA AI E N RESPONDE
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:44 AM, dragging relik $$ by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads @$ inside, makes a note of the time (10:46 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
relikinha: SAINDO AKI
||||||||| leste sashays in at 10:48 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
relikinha: C DEUS AMANHA EUI ENTRO E AGENTE SE FALA
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:49 AM, dragging JR by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Princesa: Pai
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Princesa: Pai
||||||||| It's 11:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JR - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 11:17 AM: sezario jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Princesa: Oi ak
Princesa: Oi alguÃ©m
||||||||| It's 11:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| LESTE - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 11:26 AM, dragging JR by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
JR: EntÃ£o
Princesa: Relik?
||||||||| It's 11:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JR - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sezario - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of January 18, 2018 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with sezario close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 12:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| leste - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| At 12:10 PM, sezario scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 12:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| relikinha - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| @$ - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Princesa: Oi
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "12:57 PM and late as usual, it's JR, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JR - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| relik $$ - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| DJTweeny sashays in at 6:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:59 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'jmax', just granted probation at 8:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi jmax
DJTweeny: music in a minute or so
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Randy Newman)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:47 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
DJTweeny: Hi Cease
Cease: i have to do at least one colage with randy newman tunes
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:48 PM and late as usual, it's Rob, just back from Elmertown."
Cease: are yoyu recovered from the flu, tween?
Cease: hi rob
DJTweeny: still a few sniffles, but almost gone, thanks
DJTweeny: hi Rob
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: how are things in Van, Cease?
Cease: not bad at all, tween. rainy but not cold
Cease: no ice
Cease: hope doc techozoid shows up here tonight
Cease: would love to record you and llan this weekend
DJTweeny: good deal, we had ice & sleet here Tuesday morning, 109 car wrecks
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:51 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
llanwydd: you guys are early
DJTweeny: I think we can, Cat
DJTweeny: Hi llan
Cease: the randy song jolly coppers is one of my favourie tunes
Cease: and speaking of llan
llanwydd: love randy newman
Cease: we are getting close to finishing this. i'm elated
DJTweeny: kewl
llanwydd: looking forward to it, guys
Cease: judy collins did a much better verson
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston gets out at 8:54 PM.
||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| jmax - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: hi wes
Cease: you think you can do 2 voices, llan?
Cease: hi ew
Cease: thanks for all your wonderfull work on my new pla
DJTweeny: Hi EW
llanwydd: I can do both of those, cat. definitely
EWeston: Hi Llan cat tweeny Rab, sorry I missed jmax
Cease: that fills me with happiness, llan
EWeston: Your welcome cat it was some quick fun
llanwydd: yaws must be a lothesome disease
Rob: Newman's a hoot. Been listening to him since the 70s
Cease: those were real people. my uncles who jumped ship in SF in 06
Cease: you are playing great people
llanwydd: cool
llanwydd: want me to do it straight or comic?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Sunnyland disembarks at 8:58 PM.
llanwydd: it is a very funny script
llanwydd: Hey Sunnyland
Cease: yeah, newman is kind of a firesign of song
DJTweeny: Hi Sunnyland
Sunnyland: hello everyone :)
Cease: comic, llan
Cease: hi sunny
EWeston: Sunnyland ello
Sunnyland: First time here... no idea what this is all about :)
Cease: thanks, llan
DJTweeny: The Firesign Theatre comedy troupe :)
DJTweeny: and welcome Sunny
llanwydd: I heard a radio interview with roger waters many years ago. he was asked if he was influenced by randy newman and he said Probably
Cease: i write to make my self laugh
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski steals in around 8:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: I think the Drawf album is up for tonight
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
DJTweeny: it is EW
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 18, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cease: its about a comedy group called the Firesing Theatre
llanwydd: I would not have noticed the influence if I had not heard that
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
johan amadeus myjetski: we always referred to Dwarf as 'don't crush'
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:00 PM, dragging unkleknave by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
EWeston: johans
llanwydd: hey unk
DJTweeny: Hi unclenave
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits at the bar.
Sunnyland: I got here from the ##music chat channel on Freenode... As it happens, I'm an amateur actor... being in about 15 local plays and a few of them ended in standing ovations for me :-)
Cease: dwarf sold a million copies, got the guys into the library of congress
EWeston: Unkie
llanwydd: hi elayne
EWeston: And Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all. Abit under the weather so I won't be here long.
Cease: unk peroson
Sunnyland: *been
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Just had a big bowl of Mom's chicken soup. Thank goodness at age almost-87 she can still make it.
||||||||| ralph enters at 9:01 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
Cease: actually, i was part of them getting into said libraryh
EWeston: Mr. Ralph
llanwydd: you and I have a thing or two in common, Sunnyland
johan amadeus myjetski: hi djt, EW, cat, llan, & greetings Sunnyland!
DJTweeny: www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Cease: hi el. el is responsible for this chat to exist
ralph: Oh for Fudd's sake, it's Thursday isn't it
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DWARF at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv'
Elayne: Cat, I claim partial responsibility for IRC chat. This chat was done by someone else, someone who can actually code. :)
Cease: hi ralph
ralph: howdy and howdyette
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's redbozoette, just back from Durham."
Cease: partial, whatever
redbozoette: Cease DJTweeny Elayne EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd ralph Rufus_T_Firetween Sunnyland unkleknave hello from snowville
EWeston: redbozette, as herself
||||||||| "9:04 PM? 9:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bottles should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bottles enters and sits in the comfy chair.
redbozoette: tis eye
Cease: hi rego
ralph: guess i had better light up again
DJTweeny: Hi redbozoette
Cease: rebo
DJTweeny: Hi Bottles
EWeston: Not that Bottles!
redbozoette: tou folks seem uptoit
Bottles: Those bullies
ralph: my iron lungs are working again
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
EWeston: Just being artsie fartsie
johan amadeus myjetski: bottles!
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:06 PM, dragging Beet by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Beet: Evening all.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi reboot!
EWeston: Beetman
Beet: Hi EW
ralph: covered with a thin, thin, thin,112% pure THC organic lining
Sunnyland: thanks for the invitation... I'll be back soon... take care :)
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
ralph: it's going to be alright!
Beet: Howdy Dr Tween
EWeston: Indicus?
johan amadeus myjetski: reboz!
johan amadeus myjetski: A fine hymn this!
Cease: hey bet. hows it beeting?
Beet: I have to sky out in a few minutes to return after about 20 minutes.
Beet: Hi Dr Cease
EWeston: Gold star for organ Leroy
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: did redbozoette go to commy matryr high school?
Cease: thanks for your voice for my play, ew
Beet: Still Beeting
||||||||| Bottles departs at 9:08 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Cease: we are glad for your minutes, beet
EWeston: It was interesting cat Tom laughed a few times during the recording
Beet: me too
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
johan amadeus myjetski: clean past her?
||||||||| Bottles enters at 9:09 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: wb bottles
Cease: laughing is the whole idea
llanwydd: does anybody make anything of I read only good books?
EWeston: I'm in favor of that
ralph: damn, this is really good shit Mrs. Presskey
llanwydd: I got an impression the first time I heard it
Cease: a long tmie ago, maybe early in this millenium many chatters appeare in my plays
Beet: As in The Good Book?
Cease: hi bottles
Cease: can i get a drink?
EWeston: Anything in the chaple book stack I'm guessing
johan amadeus myjetski: well, llan, it was said by a "past-her"
Beet: Greetings Bottles
Bottles : Reds and yellows all day
johan amadeus myjetski: trailing clouds glory
ralph: only the Good parts of the Good Book
Beet: Gotta go now. Back in a few.
Cease: ive been a bottle a holic for almost half a century'
EWeston: But signaling to pass
llanwydd: never thought of that, JAM
johan amadeus myjetski: your two tones thru the floorboards, beet!
Cease: by beet
||||||||| Kloon waltzes in at 9:13 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
redbozoette: more sugar ha
Cease: Klon
llanwydd: the first thing I thought of was a best seller titled Me
ralph: La Vache Qui Rit
llanwydd: came out around 1975, 76
DJTweeny: Hi Kloon
EWeston: Kloon sighting , by George
Bottles : PE-PEP. MORE PEP
ralph: This is making me hungry, and I just ate dinner
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
johan amadeus myjetski: hi kloon!
Cease: i am so thankfull to twen, llan and ew for appearing in myh audio projets
DJTweeny: should be fun, Cease :)
llanwydd: you can actually get hungry groat clusters and whole beef ham?
Cease: hey ralph diid you ever see the french commerciial for laughing cow cheese?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
llanwydd: sorry Ill write that again
johan amadeus myjetski: i have used that line 'rumors behind the headlines' with decidedly non-forehead folks, to their amusement
ralph: whole beef halves?
EWeston: As a further distraction my National Rep is doing a townhall pod cast right now
llanwydd: I enjoyed it last time, cat
Cease: my new play is about imortaltiy.
ralph: no C, I can't say as I have.
johan amadeus myjetski: firehead not forehead
llanwydd: after hearing it though, I couldnt believe how fast I was talking
Cease: sounds like a condom ad, jam
ralph: that sounds like a long-term project lol
llanwydd: I dont remember ever doing that onstage
Bottles : Thirsty?
johan amadeus myjetski: great segue!
Cease: yesah my grand daughers talked way too fast to
EWeston: 100 proof
llanwydd: I will be careful of that saturday
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, cease!
Cease: bottles, are you trying to kill me?
ralph: so classic
llanwydd: bottles will kill you faster than sticks
Bottles : Thanks FST friends. Dear Friends. Gotta go to the old same place.
EWeston: Got the key?
DJTweeny: be well Bottles
johan amadeus myjetski: bye bottles!
Bottles : G7
Cease: ive been addicted to bottle of one sort or another for a very lon g time
EWeston: Hotcha!
ralph: sing it!
Cease: by delightful bottles
johan amadeus myjetski: C minus, always a fave of mine!
llanwydd: this is my second favorite fst album after 2 Places
Cease: this is good recordng
ralph: what a song
johan amadeus myjetski: so good with the help!
EWeston: Yes a song
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw **
Cease: thart was a pivotal firesign line
Cease: coming mother
DJTweeny: Might have given some radio stations pause ;)
llanwydd: to promote Whats my fortune cookie?
Kloon: My favorite album!
Cease: llan its hard to say favouite
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
ralph: LOL
||||||||| ''Bob'' tiptoes in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Ohh dear
Cease: you have good taste kloon
EWeston: Hiyah Bob
llanwydd: not so hard for me. I justpkck my favorite at the time and go with it forever
DJTweeny has a Morse Science School Athletic Department baseball cap :)
''Bob'': Hiya, friends!
johan amadeus myjetski: bob!
ralph: iBoooo
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:26 PM and late as usual, it's Elvis, just back from Billville."
Cease: hi bob
EWeston: Now Elvis?
johan amadeus myjetski: that's what I did, right after graduation!
llanwydd pourd on mhy sperringdis we be all night
DJTweeny: Elvis has entered the building
Elvis: I'm dead, cut me some slacks
johan amadeus myjetski: Elvis is in the building!
Cease: this album is so good, it redefiens goodness
EWeston: Jus lemme get my fret saw
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
Cease: hi elvis.'
Cease: whart are all these mexicans doing here?
llanwydd: poops on! LOL!
EWeston: A peak under the carpet of the American mind
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Cease: well said, ew
''Bob'': Don't forget to carry the bum?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
EWeston: You not getting the muscle tone on bums that you used to have
''Bob'': Every time I hear that bit, I think Cunegonde must be a month in the French Revolution's calendar. But it isn't.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Moose close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:31 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
Cease: hi moose
EWeston: Nice antlers
DJTweeny: Hi Moose
Moose: Hi y'all. I haven't been here in a while . ..
Cease: yes and no bob
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Moose!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
Moose: Hi Cease, DJTweeny, and johan amadeus myjetski
EWeston: Is there such a thing as uncklers?
||||||||| 9:34 PM: Kelraith jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Moose: Hi EWeston also
johan amadeus myjetski: I been over the painful threshold a few times...
''Bob'': Is it a Candide reference? I've never figured it out...
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Kel!
DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith
EWeston: Keleaith hath returned too...
Kelraith: Ello
||||||||| "9:37 PM? 9:37 PM!!" says Catherwood, "CAT should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as CAT enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cal me Eddy inside, makes a note of the time (9:37 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
CAT: ok, can i see yours/
DJTweeny: my my, a rather large CAT
CAT: bob, yes it is
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: Hi Eddy
||||||||| Catherwood leads Call me Eddy inside, makes a note of the time (9:38 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Cat! Cal!
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
CAT: i am happy you know of that
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
johan amadeus myjetski: a chicken in every pot!
EWeston: Eddy hiho
CAT: yeah had to revisit the site. sorry about the caps, teween
CAT: hi eddy
Call me Eddy: Well, I think it's about time, the way the corn has been growing...
redbozoette: plankensense
llanwydd: I put chipotle pork in my pot
llanwydd: no room for chicken
CAT: you know, folks, you can do this too?
EWeston: Plankenstein for special brews
Beet: I'm baaaaaaaack.
''Bob'': Ah, good, so I'm not crazy! ;) French Republican Calendar dates does seem like something you'd find in a FT sketch, though. And that's how I always interpreted "Le Trente-Huit Cunegonde". Those crazy cats.
johan amadeus myjetski: And Porkchop Hill's not kosher!
llanwydd: this music is from spartacus
EWeston: But we'd all like to take one
johan amadeus myjetski: I really love the channel-surfing format of Dwarf!!
ralph: i love that one, use it all the time
DJTweeny: Hence the need for the pliers, Johan
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:42 PM and late as usual, it's BeetzJoe, just back from South Carolina."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and slippingform plummets into the garden at 9:42 PM.
ralph: ahhhh haaa
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
||||||||| BeetzJoe departs at 9:42 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, DJT!
CAT: but, we all channel surfed
Beet: A belated howdy, JAM
''Bob'': Pliers and tin foil. Essential tools.
DJTweeny: Hi slippingform
EWeston: Beat and great time Beezt Joe?
CAT: how good is dwarf? is partr of the library of congresss now
EWeston: Slippingform ceramic refferrence?
johan amadeus myjetski: Beet, daddy-o!
EWeston: Say what!
slippingform: no, but it IS earthly
johan amadeus myjetski: That';sd true, CAT, but only when ...hi...hi... elevated, you know?
CAT: hi slipping
EWeston: Just add gravity
ralph: damn, this is really good shit
slippingform: hi there. i'm new here. what is it werelistening to?
Beet: metapsysically absurd
johan amadeus myjetski: or its opposite, comedy
johan amadeus myjetski: Hiyas, slipping!
Beet: Interesting spelling
EWeston: Don't Crush That Dwarf Hand me the Pliars third FST album
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
johan amadeus myjetski: morescience, more sugar, more reality
CAT: you know, i have heard this album hundreds of times unstoned
Rufus_T_Firetween: that ^^ slippingform
johan amadeus myjetski: who am us? Anyway?
CAT: it is itself a stone, an introcution into a new world
Moose: Hi Cease, DJTweeny, and johan amadeus myjetski
CAT: i only know that spelling exists
EWeston: Do we have a secret handshake?
slippingform: nice. lol. its like a live zappa album minus the music so far...
Beet: close the curtains , Fred
||||||||| PrincipalPoop enters at 9:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: Das Pooper
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Pooper!
PrincipalPoop: heck, near the end, I almost forgot it was Thursday again...
PrincipalPoop: It was the end, or maybe the beginning, no, it was the end lol
Beet: Remember when you could buy something for a nickel?
EWeston: Well I'm getting some ice cream then
johan amadeus myjetski: May I reveal some fire-ignorance on my part? I always thought Dwarf proceeded Two Places. Just shows to go ya...
PrincipalPoop: Reminding people to keep mesacaline in the freezer
ralph: well, that was a very effective commercial message
Beet: Hi poop
PrincipalPoop: The voice of tween
PrincipalPoop: the new nickles are weird lol
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“THE GALLOPING CHE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
EWeston: Mesacaline will probably never be a Ben and Jerry's flavor
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Billy Bragg's song Waiting for the Great Leap Forward on the Letterman show >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M9DC2DFtGs
johan amadeus myjetski: I agree,Poop! Jefferson looks like he's photo-bombing the nickel
CAT: I sawq billy on letterman when this first hapopened.
CAT: i thought it was one of the best songs ive ever heard
||||||||| Outside, the 9:55 PM downtown bus from Georgia pulls away, leaving Zep McGurd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Che Guevara's brother on a recent CBC radio program called Day 6 >> http://www.cbc.ca/listen/shows/day-6/segment/13983494
EWeston: Zep man howdy
CAT: this is from ossman's play new mexico overdrive
DJTweeny: Hi Zep
johan amadeus myjetski: Ben would have to clear it with Mr. Mescalito, you know
PrincipalPoop: che? oops, i thought you said cher
Beet: Hey, cease, are you excited about the new Netflix series Electric Dreams (Philip K. Dick)?
johan amadeus myjetski: McGurd!
Zep McGurd: Well we're up to our dwarf maples in cornstarch down here I tell ya
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP, you wandered in while I was talking
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, Poop!~
PrincipalPoop: Q? was that your cue?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “The Galloping Che” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: I keep forgetting what day it is. I will need a keeper soon.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:58 PM and late as usual, it's SidFudd, just back from Elmertown."
EWeston: That's a lot pf potential tacos
DJTweeny: Hi Sid
CAT: Beet, it Really sucks. Pkd is my fave writer ad the production values are grat but te tales are bad choices
CAT: hi fudd
johan amadeus myjetski: Yo, Sid!
Beet: Howdy Sid
EWeston: Sid, hows Fib and Rib
||||||||| Around 9:59 PM, CAT walks off into the sunset...
Beet: Sorry to hear that, CAT.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PrincipalPoop: is the sunset paisley?
SidFudd: Hm, I guess I am just back from Elmertown, if Elmertown is the capital of Idaho and "just" is three weeks ago
johan amadeus myjetski: fare well, CAT!
PrincipalPoop: But what can a poor boy do?
Zep McGurd: He never comes up into the hills
johan amadeus myjetski: Dropping out of chat for a moment. Will be listening while preparing some macaroni & bBQ sauce.
EWeston: Boise unbound eh?
PrincipalPoop: Love the potatoes...
SidFudd: I just got a private message from someone but the sender is not identified
PrincipalPoop: gour met jam
Zep McGurd: snot identified?
PrincipalPoop: just tell them your credit card number and be quiet
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Cease: when i was in france last year i thought about this a lot
Moose: why can't I log off this page?
PrincipalPoop: you think its a booger but its not
PrincipalPoop: like hotel california, you can check out but never leave
PrincipalPoop: tap exit should do it...
Cease: do you like this?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:05 PM, dragging Shoes for Industry by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Zep McGurd: It's the long lost city of peru
DJTweeny: Moose, click the Exit button at the bottom of the page
Beet: You see, a booger is nothing but dried snot on its side.
DJTweeny: Hi Shoes
EWeston: Unless this sight is on a separate tab I have go back to relogging into anything Moose
||||||||| Moose leaves at 10:05 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Cease: hi shoes
Beet: Hi Shoes
PrincipalPoop: see, it does work moose lol
DJTweeny: Been a while Shoes, how ya doin'?
PrincipalPoop: hi shoes
DJTweeny: lol P
EWeston: Hi Shoes. Quite a crowd this evening
Shoes for Industry: hey poop
Shoes for Industry: 10-4
PrincipalPoop: 10 2 and 4
EWeston: Elenore... You forgot your stamps!
Cease: when i heard this interview i knew i would make collage aroudn it
Cease: poop man
Cease: i am going out of town in a coup[e of weeks. i am ebullient about tha
PrincipalPoop: foibles, I like foibles hi again cat
Zep McGurd: I can't help reading that word in the voice of Curly Stooge
llanwydd: ebullient is being contained these days, isnt it
EWeston: Fungibles can have an active social life
Cease: hows it goingk zep?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “The Galloping Che” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Billy Bragg's song Waiting for the Great Leap Forward on the Letterman show >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M9DC2DFtGs
PrincipalPoop: ahh, a wise guy eh? nehhhh
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Che Guevara's brother on a recent CBC radio program called Day 6 >> http://www.cbc.ca/listen/shows/day-6/segment/13983494
PrincipalPoop: you might become gregarious too there cat, careful
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
ralph: strong stuff DJ
EWeston: We're collosall we're spupendous. We're even superlative!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Zep McGurd: Well I guess it goes well. Just booked 10 days in Negril for spring. I go down there every year to...sort things out.
ralph: amazing interview Cease
PrincipalPoop: Quick, everybody exclaim...
Cease: one of the best songs by one of the best group[s
''Bob'': LOL
Cease: ralph, its kinda my job
''Bob'': Anyone want to buy a bridge in Brooklyn?
Rufus_T_Firetween: !!!!
llanwydd: what about guantanamo?
PrincipalPoop: use ripe avocados
Zep McGurd: only if the avacados are ripe
Cease: where is negril, zewp?
Rufus_T_Firetween: iwti lol
Zep McGurd: oof sorry poop
PrincipalPoop: ok zip, or whatever your name is
Zep McGurd: The west end of jamaica
Cease: i hate avocados as much as anyone hate anything
EWeston: Good place to unwind
DJTweeny: /me loves 'em
PrincipalPoop: What did an avocado ever do to you?
Zep McGurd: yea I dont snorkel or disco but I do quite a bit of unwinding
Beet: Can't have Mexican food without some guac
EWeston: I remember an mainstream article a decade ago on Che's time on motorcycles
Cease: my hatred of avocados is not finite
PrincipalPoop: Mangos, ok, papaya, but avocados?
llanwydd: what would mamacity say?
ralph: carry on fireheads, i am fading out
PrincipalPoop: Guava even
Beet: It's the wrinkles, isn't it?
EWeston: I've been on and off them for many many years. May get the Ducati back on the road this year
PrincipalPoop: ciiao ralph
ralph: thanks for the edumacation
Cease: off you drift ralph
Beet: See ya Ralph
''Bob'': sweet dreams
EWeston: Fade well Ralph
ralph: see ya same firetime, same firechannel.......
PrincipalPoop: go to a restaurant and watch people engage in public acts of mastication.
Zep McGurd: night ralph
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:21 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ralph by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
EWeston: We had to pay people to masticate for us
PrincipalPoop: Anybody here matriculating soon?
Zep McGurd: And we liked it
PrincipalPoop: lol
Cease: thats kind of fucked up
llanwydd: I am getting tired. time for bed. see you next thirsty night
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “The Galloping Che” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: night night llan
DJTweeny: rest well, llan
Beet: Nite Llan
EWeston: Take care of the ole Tubes Llan
Zep McGurd: gnite
||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 10:24 PM train to Billville.
PrincipalPoop: a mighty important affair
Zep McGurd: We need a new flagpole
Cease: by zep
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Shoes for Industry - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cease: by bshoes
EWeston: Something in titanium or carbon fibre
PrincipalPoop: solid or retractable?
johan amadeus myjetski: bye shoes!
DJTweeny: haha @ the communist game show
DJTweeny: good Python :)
johan amadeus myjetski: Monty Python!
Cease: i hpoe you all are enjoying mynew collage
DJTweeny: great stuff
Beet: This is fun
EWeston: Owl Screaching Time again
Zep McGurd: I have it on paws while I let the dogs out
johan amadeus myjetski: For my part, I am enjoying it. The interview with Che's brother was sobering & informative, as I have not followed all thing Che
Beet: Great one, Cat
''Bob'': Nice job, Cease
PrincipalPoop: yes that was not bad cat
EWeston: Yaaahhh
johan amadeus myjetski: Enjoyed also the billy bragg !
Cease: glad you enjoyed it
PrincipalPoop: with my bad ears I do best with albums and music I already know by heart lol
Zep McGurd: what?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Let's Eat collection
“THE UNDERWORLD OLYMPICS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv'
Cease: you know i spend all week making these colllages
PrincipalPoop: huh?
Beet: I love this because it sounds like the first time Funny Names Club was mentioned.
EWeston: Speak up!
DJTweeny: The loving care you put into the collages shows, Cease :)
Beet: lol
PrincipalPoop: Sneak up!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
PrincipalPoop: Steak up!
EWeston: Mucus incoming!
EWeston: Streak out
Beet: How about N and S Korea teaming up (literally)?
PrincipalPoop: I streaked a couple of times in high school
PrincipalPoop: like the wall coming down, never thought I would see it in my lifetime...
johan amadeus myjetski: Quite right, DJT! This Cat collage made me laugh, amazed, & gave me pause to think
EWeston: Interesting. A large body of chaperons with them I presume
DJTweeny: If N & S Korea can work out their differences, that would be a wonderful thing for the world.
johan amadeus myjetski: beet, that would be like More Science & Commie Martyr teaming up
Beet: Amazing
EWeston: That would destroy talk radio Tweeny
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
johan amadeus myjetski: We could afford to lose talk radio, E
DJTweeny: Not to mention seriously cutting into Trump's tweets
EWeston: No argument
EWeston: Perhaps we could put him in a circus. The Amazing Tweeting Man!
Cease: weather we live or die is based on trumps tweet
Zep McGurd: Weird times make for bold action
DJTweeny: A Freak Show attraction, EW?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: Mueler time is comig. Not soon enough for a llot of us though
EWeston: Yup Tweeny. His true calling in my opinion
DJTweeny: I don't see that Trump has committed any impeachable offenses
Zep McGurd: Mueller is the only reason I can sleep at night
PrincipalPoop: We have been through this before. You really want Pence?
EWeston: Where i go they are peoplke with lists of impeachable offences. None proved in court though
Beet: Pence would actually do more harm
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Zep McGurd: I want a blue wave in november so that it doesn't matter which bozo is driving.
EWeston: Pence will be swept up with many other folks. Congress critters and NRA leaders
Zep McGurd: But not here to talk about that sorry
Beet: Hello NSA guy
Cease: i lived in sapporo in 76
''Bob'': ONE ORGANISM, ONE VOTE!
DJTweeny: November could be quite an upset. Lots of Republicans not running for reelection
EWeston: ONE MAN! ONE CHANNEL
Cease: good idea, zed
Cease: zep
DJTweeny: We talk politics on occasion, Zep
PrincipalPoop: yes zep let us pray, have you let jesus into your life?
Cease: i ilved in nipon for far too long
DJTweeny: The FST was hardly a-political ;)
Beet: I live alone myself
PrincipalPoop: the nsa already know that beet
EWeston: Got a friend over there Cat dating some one in with the royal family
Cease: i was able to play firesign on japanrese natoinal radio
Beet: of course they do
DJTweeny: Their version of NPR, Cease?
Cease: good for your friend, ew
EWeston: Hope it works out. A good dude
PrincipalPoop: sorry zep, maybe you have let Moses or Muhammed or Confuscious or Buddha in there.
Cease: tween imagineif npr had the budget of the pentagon
DJTweeny: wow Cease
EWeston: Zorroster on line one
Beet: they would just buy more guns
Cease: my building was 3 bus stops long
DJTweeny: yipes
DJTweeny: guess they had better things to do with their money
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cease: i could have been the voice of english in japan
DJTweeny: That would have been amazing
johan amadeus myjetski: That could all but eliminate illiteracy, Cease!
johan amadeus myjetski: NPR w/ a pentagon budget
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: Atomic grade schools!
Cease: i was offered the job
Cease: yes jam. it was that kinds bread
PrincipalPoop: no mocking bird
EWeston: No birds with tentacles
PrincipalPoop: politics, religion. any of you gays know the other things to not talk about?
Zep McGurd: I saw that episode
Cease: jammy, i have tried for a really long time to do important things fo ears
Beet: Which gays are you talking to?
redbozoette: Bob'' Beet Cal me Eddy Cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski PrincipalPoop unkleknave Zep McGurd R great night thanks all stay safe and warm
EWeston: Popular colors for ladies underwear in1947
PrincipalPoop: oops, guys, goys, something like that
Beet: Nite rebo
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Zep McGurd: gnite red
redbozoette: cat really great thanks
PrincipalPoop: smooch redbozoette
johan amadeus myjetski: nite, Reboz!
EWeston: nities Redbo
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
PrincipalPoop: i give up, what were the colors?
EWeston: Black, biege, and...white
PrincipalPoop: whoopie, risky
||||||||| Catherwood enters with residualecho close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
PrincipalPoop: sounds like gil scot heron, kinda sorta
EWeston: Discussions have all ended with food fights, so far
Beet: hey echo
DJTweeny: oops, show's over residualecho :(
residualecho: hiya Beet
residualecho: I got stoned and I missed it?
EWeston: Bless you all real good buh by
PrincipalPoop: hi hi hi echo echo echo
PrincipalPoop: thanks ew and all
Beet: We're just about done here, echo, but nice to see you.
Cease: hi res
residualecho: But I've got proof I've heard the album, here's this hot roach!
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cease: if youre not stoned, it is all missd
johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks to all! Great collage, Cease! Props to our hostDJT!
PrincipalPoop: stand over there, now stand over here
Beet: Had a good time tonight. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cease. Thanks as ever, Dr Tween. G'Nite.
''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny!
''Bob'': Surprised I made it to the end. Gotta get to bed! :)
PrincipalPoop: thank you tween and all, keep em flying...
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes off, saying "10:58 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
residualecho: It's OK cease, if they stone you and they miss.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Outside, the 11:00 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
residualecho: Back to the shadows for me
||||||||| At 11:01 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:01 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs residualecho by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood leads Rebus inside, makes a note of the time (11:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Rebus: It's over?
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rebus - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SidFudd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Zep McGurd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Oolbenite close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 12:36 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Oolbenite: hello.hope all are well.
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rob - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| slippingform - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Call me Eddy - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Cease - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Cal me Eddy - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kelraith - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elvis - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sunnyland - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kloon - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| unkleknave - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bottles - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Bottles
Bottles
Call me Eddy
CAT
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elvis
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
JR
Kelraith
Kloon
llanwydd
Moose
Oolbenite
Princesa
PrincipalPoop
ralph
Rebus
redbozoette
RELIK..?
relikinha
residualecho
Rob
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shoes for Industry
SidFudd
slippingform
Sunnyland
Zep McGurd

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv
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https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
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http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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