||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 18, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Princesa in through the front door at 5:26 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| It's 5:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Princesa - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Princesa into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:53 AM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers relikinha into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:07 AM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies RELIK..? inside, makes a note of the time (10:08 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. RELIK..?: OI relikinha: oiiiii relikinha: meu amor RELIK..?: DEUS ABENÇOA BOA TARDE relikinha: julia xau rsrs RELIK..?: OIQUERIDA RELIK..?: AQUI MEU AMOR RELIK..?: TUDO BEM ?? relikinha: esta sim , tirando m inha correria relikinha: vc achandao queeu etou desfazendo de vc .. relikinha: jamais RELIK..?: MAIS VC NUM ENTRAVA NEM APAU ![ relikinha: ja era tarde relikinha: da 13h eu fico loka aki RELIK..?: e hoje vc vai trabalhatr?? relikinha: pra arrumar se naop sabe como AQUELE POVO e e eu sou mestre em me atrasar relikinha: vou eu vou pra la ate dia 8 to tirando ferias relikinha: vai me responder nao ? RELIK..?: AQUI DEICHA EU TE PERGUNTA UMA COISA AQUI ! relikinha: ontem a aangelixa entrou disse ela ne , que ficou aqui 20 minutos e vc nada de responder ela RELIK..?: AQUI E LENTO ! RELIK..?: EU TINHA IDO EMBORA ! relikinha: pode perguntar relikinha: foi o que eu falei c ela RELIK..?: AQUI SOBRE A CARTALA VC FALOU QUE ACHOU BELA ,COMO QUE ELA ESTAVA ??? relikinha: nao e pra vc ficar chateado nao ] RELIK..?: PERGUNTA ELA DEPPOIS SE LIGARAO NELA POR QUE O PEDIDO JA FOI FEITO PRO ESTADO ! RELIK..?: ESTAVA RASGADA ?? Princesa: Oi tia relikinha: achei ela rasgada dentro do lixo do banheiro Princesa: Oi pai bença boa tarde relikinha: Julia depois vc entra .. relikinha: e eu ja te falei que meu irmao nao e seu pai... sua mae fez a escolha dela te falei jah RELIK..?: MAIS VC CONVERSOU COM ELA SOBRE A CARTA?? relikinha: ela neim sabe que eu peguei a carta nao peguei e escondi la na casa da minha mae , eu comprei um durex pra colar ela RELIK..?: DEUS TE ABENÇOA PRINCESA DEPOIS EU CONVERSO COM VC DEICHA EU SO CONVERSA COM A RAIZA AQUI TA BOM ! relikinha: oiii cade vc? relikinha: OII relikinha: ADOLFO relikinha: OI ||||||||| LESTE bounds in at 10:39 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 10:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RELIK..? - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... relikinha: EIIIIIIIIII relikinha: TO AKI SE TA AI E N RESPONDE ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:44 AM, dragging relik $$ by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| Catherwood leads @$ inside, makes a note of the time (10:46 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. relikinha: SAINDO AKI ||||||||| leste sashays in at 10:48 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker. relikinha: C DEUS AMANHA EUI ENTRO E AGENTE SE FALA ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:49 AM, dragging JR by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Princesa: Pai ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Princesa: Pai ||||||||| It's 11:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| JR - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| 11:17 AM: sezario jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Princesa: Oi ak Princesa: Oi alguém ||||||||| It's 11:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| LESTE - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 11:26 AM, dragging JR by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" JR: Então Princesa: Relik? ||||||||| It's 11:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| JR - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| sezario - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of January 18, 2018 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with sezario close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 12:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. ||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| leste - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| At 12:10 PM, sezario scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| It's 12:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| relikinha - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| @$ - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Princesa: Oi ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "12:57 PM and late as usual, it's JR, just back from Funfun Town." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| JR - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| relik $$ - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Princesa - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny sashays in at 6:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:59 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'jmax', just granted probation at 8:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi jmax DJTweeny: music in a minute or so ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Randy Newman) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:47 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Hi Cease Cease: i have to do at least one colage with randy newman tunes ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:48 PM and late as usual, it's Rob, just back from Elmertown." Cease: are yoyu recovered from the flu, tween? Cease: hi rob DJTweeny: still a few sniffles, but almost gone, thanks DJTweeny: hi Rob ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: how are things in Van, Cease? Cease: not bad at all, tween. rainy but not cold Cease: no ice Cease: hope doc techozoid shows up here tonight Cease: would love to record you and llan this weekend DJTweeny: good deal, we had ice & sleet here Tuesday morning, 109 car wrecks ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:51 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" llanwydd: you guys are early DJTweeny: I think we can, Cat DJTweeny: Hi llan Cease: the randy song jolly coppers is one of my favourie tunes Cease: and speaking of llan llanwydd: love randy newman Cease: we are getting close to finishing this. i'm elated DJTweeny: kewl llanwydd: looking forward to it, guys Cease: judy collins did a much better verson ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston gets out at 8:54 PM. ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| jmax - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: hi wes Cease: you think you can do 2 voices, llan? Cease: hi ew Cease: thanks for all your wonderfull work on my new pla DJTweeny: Hi EW llanwydd: I can do both of those, cat. definitely EWeston: Hi Llan cat tweeny Rab, sorry I missed jmax Cease: that fills me with happiness, llan EWeston: Your welcome cat it was some quick fun llanwydd: yaws must be a lothesome disease Rob: Newman's a hoot. Been listening to him since the 70s Cease: those were real people. my uncles who jumped ship in SF in 06 Cease: you are playing great people llanwydd: cool llanwydd: want me to do it straight or comic? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Sunnyland disembarks at 8:58 PM. llanwydd: it is a very funny script llanwydd: Hey Sunnyland Cease: yeah, newman is kind of a firesign of song DJTweeny: Hi Sunnyland Sunnyland: hello everyone :) Cease: comic, llan Cease: hi sunny EWeston: Sunnyland ello Sunnyland: First time here... no idea what this is all about :) Cease: thanks, llan DJTweeny: The Firesign Theatre comedy troupe :) DJTweeny: and welcome Sunny llanwydd: I heard a radio interview with roger waters many years ago. he was asked if he was influenced by randy newman and he said Probably Cease: i write to make my self laugh ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski steals in around 8:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: I think the Drawf album is up for tonight ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: it is EW ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 18, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: its about a comedy group called the Firesing Theatre llanwydd: I would not have noticed the influence if I had not heard that DJTweeny: Hi Johan johan amadeus myjetski: we always referred to Dwarf as 'don't crush' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:00 PM, dragging unkleknave by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" EWeston: johans llanwydd: hey unk DJTweeny: Hi unclenave ||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits at the bar. Sunnyland: I got here from the ##music chat channel on Freenode... As it happens, I'm an amateur actor... being in about 15 local plays and a few of them ended in standing ovations for me :-) Cease: dwarf sold a million copies, got the guys into the library of congress EWeston: Unkie llanwydd: hi elayne EWeston: And Elayne Elayne: Evenin' all. Abit under the weather so I won't be here long. Cease: unk peroson Sunnyland: *been DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Elayne: Just had a big bowl of Mom's chicken soup. Thank goodness at age almost-87 she can still make it. ||||||||| ralph enters at 9:01 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger. Cease: actually, i was part of them getting into said libraryh EWeston: Mr. Ralph llanwydd: you and I have a thing or two in common, Sunnyland johan amadeus myjetski: hi djt, EW, cat, llan, & greetings Sunnyland! DJTweeny:www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Cease: hi el. el is responsible for this chat to exist ralph: Oh for Fudd's sake, it's Thursday isn't it ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DWARF at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv' Elayne: Cat, I claim partial responsibility for IRC chat. This chat was done by someone else, someone who can actually code. :) Cease: hi ralph ralph: howdy and howdyette ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's redbozoette, just back from Durham." Cease: partial, whatever redbozoette: Cease DJTweeny Elayne EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd ralph Rufus_T_Firetween Sunnyland unkleknave hello from snowville EWeston: redbozette, as herself ||||||||| "9:04 PM? 9:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bottles should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bottles enters and sits in the comfy chair. redbozoette: tis eye Cease: hi rego ralph: guess i had better light up again DJTweeny: Hi redbozoette Cease: rebo DJTweeny: Hi Bottles EWeston: Not that Bottles! redbozoette: tou folks seem uptoit Bottles: Those bullies ralph: my iron lungs are working again Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln EWeston: Just being artsie fartsie johan amadeus myjetski: bottles! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:06 PM, dragging Beet by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Beet: Evening all. johan amadeus myjetski: Hi reboot! EWeston: Beetman Beet: Hi EW ralph: covered with a thin, thin, thin,112% pure THC organic lining Sunnyland: thanks for the invitation... I'll be back soon... take care :) DJTweeny: Hi Beet ralph: it's going to be alright! Beet: Howdy Dr Tween EWeston: Indicus? johan amadeus myjetski: reboz! johan amadeus myjetski: A fine hymn this! Cease: hey bet. hows it beeting? Beet: I have to sky out in a few minutes to return after about 20 minutes. Beet: Hi Dr Cease EWeston: Gold star for organ Leroy ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: did redbozoette go to commy matryr high school? Cease: thanks for your voice for my play, ew Beet: Still Beeting ||||||||| Bottles departs at 9:08 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Cease: we are glad for your minutes, beet EWeston: It was interesting cat Tom laughed a few times during the recording Beet: me too ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" johan amadeus myjetski: clean past her? ||||||||| Bottles enters at 9:09 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: wb bottles Cease: laughing is the whole idea llanwydd: does anybody make anything of I read only good books? EWeston: I'm in favor of that ralph: damn, this is really good shit Mrs. Presskey llanwydd: I got an impression the first time I heard it Cease: a long tmie ago, maybe early in this millenium many chatters appeare in my plays Beet: As in The Good Book? Cease: hi bottles Cease: can i get a drink? EWeston: Anything in the chaple book stack I'm guessing johan amadeus myjetski: well, llan, it was said by a "past-her" Beet: Greetings Bottles Bottles : Reds and yellows all day johan amadeus myjetski: trailing clouds glory ralph: only the Good parts of the Good Book Beet: Gotta go now. Back in a few. Cease: ive been a bottle a holic for almost half a century' EWeston: But signaling to pass llanwydd: never thought of that, JAM johan amadeus myjetski: your two tones thru the floorboards, beet! Cease: by beet ||||||||| Kloon waltzes in at 9:13 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. redbozoette: more sugar ha Cease: Klon llanwydd: the first thing I thought of was a best seller titled Me ralph: La Vache Qui Rit llanwydd: came out around 1975, 76 DJTweeny: Hi Kloon EWeston: Kloon sighting , by George Bottles : PE-PEP. MORE PEP ralph: This is making me hungry, and I just ate dinner Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln johan amadeus myjetski: hi kloon! Cease: i am so thankfull to twen, llan and ew for appearing in myh audio projets DJTweeny: should be fun, Cease :) llanwydd: you can actually get hungry groat clusters and whole beef ham? Cease: hey ralph diid you ever see the french commerciial for laughing cow cheese? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html llanwydd: sorry Ill write that again johan amadeus myjetski: i have used that line 'rumors behind the headlines' with decidedly non-forehead folks, to their amusement ralph: whole beef halves? EWeston: As a further distraction my National Rep is doing a townhall pod cast right now llanwydd: I enjoyed it last time, cat Cease: my new play is about imortaltiy. ralph: no C, I can't say as I have. johan amadeus myjetski: firehead not forehead llanwydd: after hearing it though, I couldnt believe how fast I was talking Cease: sounds like a condom ad, jam ralph: that sounds like a long-term project lol llanwydd: I dont remember ever doing that onstage Bottles : Thirsty? johan amadeus myjetski: great segue! Cease: yesah my grand daughers talked way too fast to EWeston: 100 proof llanwydd: I will be careful of that saturday johan amadeus myjetski: lol, cease! Cease: bottles, are you trying to kill me? ralph: so classic llanwydd: bottles will kill you faster than sticks Bottles : Thanks FST friends. Dear Friends. Gotta go to the old same place. EWeston: Got the key? DJTweeny: be well Bottles johan amadeus myjetski: bye bottles! Bottles : G7 Cease: ive been addicted to bottle of one sort or another for a very lon g time EWeston: Hotcha! ralph: sing it! Cease: by delightful bottles johan amadeus myjetski: C minus, always a fave of mine! llanwydd: this is my second favorite fst album after 2 Places Cease: this is good recordng ralph: what a song johan amadeus myjetski: so good with the help! EWeston: Yes a song Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw ** Cease: thart was a pivotal firesign line Cease: coming mother DJTweeny: Might have given some radio stations pause ;) llanwydd: to promote Whats my fortune cookie? Kloon: My favorite album! Cease: llan its hard to say favouite Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com ralph: LOL ||||||||| ''Bob'' tiptoes in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: Ohh dear Cease: you have good taste kloon EWeston: Hiyah Bob llanwydd: not so hard for me. I justpkck my favorite at the time and go with it forever
DJTweeny has a Morse Science School Athletic Department baseball cap :) ''Bob'': Hiya, friends! johan amadeus myjetski: bob! ralph: iBoooo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign DJTweeny: Hi Bob ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:26 PM and late as usual, it's Elvis, just back from Billville." Cease: hi bob EWeston: Now Elvis? johan amadeus myjetski: that's what I did, right after graduation!
llanwydd pourd on mhy sperringdis we be all night DJTweeny: Elvis has entered the building Elvis: I'm dead, cut me some slacks johan amadeus myjetski: Elvis is in the building! Cease: this album is so good, it redefiens goodness EWeston: Jus lemme get my fret saw ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cease: hi elvis.' Cease: whart are all these mexicans doing here? llanwydd: poops on! LOL! EWeston: A peak under the carpet of the American mind ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cease: well said, ew ''Bob'': Don't forget to carry the bum? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: You not getting the muscle tone on bums that you used to have ''Bob'': Every time I hear that bit, I think Cunegonde must be a month in the French Revolution's calendar. But it isn't. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Moose close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:31 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. Cease: hi moose EWeston: Nice antlers DJTweeny: Hi Moose Moose: Hi y'all. I haven't been here in a while . .. Cease: yes and no bob johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Moose! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln Moose: Hi Cease, DJTweeny, and johan amadeus myjetski EWeston: Is there such a thing as uncklers? ||||||||| 9:34 PM: Kelraith jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Moose: Hi EWeston also johan amadeus myjetski: I been over the painful threshold a few times... ''Bob'': Is it a Candide reference? I've never figured it out... johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Kel! DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith EWeston: Keleaith hath returned too... Kelraith: Ello ||||||||| "9:37 PM? 9:37 PM!!" says Catherwood, "CAT should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as CAT enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cal me Eddy inside, makes a note of the time (9:37 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. CAT: ok, can i see yours/ DJTweeny: my my, a rather large CAT CAT: bob, yes it is ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! DJTweeny: Hi Eddy ||||||||| Catherwood leads Call me Eddy inside, makes a note of the time (9:38 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Cat! Cal! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." CAT: i am happy you know of that ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! johan amadeus myjetski: a chicken in every pot! EWeston: Eddy hiho CAT: yeah had to revisit the site. sorry about the caps, teween CAT: hi eddy Call me Eddy: Well, I think it's about time, the way the corn has been growing... redbozoette: plankensense llanwydd: I put chipotle pork in my pot llanwydd: no room for chicken CAT: you know, folks, you can do this too? EWeston: Plankenstein for special brews Beet: I'm baaaaaaaack. ''Bob'': Ah, good, so I'm not crazy! ;) French Republican Calendar dates does seem like something you'd find in a FT sketch, though. And that's how I always interpreted "Le Trente-Huit Cunegonde". Those crazy cats. johan amadeus myjetski: And Porkchop Hill's not kosher! llanwydd: this music is from spartacus EWeston: But we'd all like to take one johan amadeus myjetski: I really love the channel-surfing format of Dwarf!! ralph: i love that one, use it all the time DJTweeny: Hence the need for the pliers, Johan ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:42 PM and late as usual, it's BeetzJoe, just back from South Carolina." ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and slippingform plummets into the garden at 9:42 PM. ralph: ahhhh haaa Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln ||||||||| BeetzJoe departs at 9:42 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" johan amadeus myjetski: lol, DJT! CAT: but, we all channel surfed Beet: A belated howdy, JAM ''Bob'': Pliers and tin foil. Essential tools. DJTweeny: Hi slippingform EWeston: Beat and great time Beezt Joe? CAT: how good is dwarf? is partr of the library of congresss now EWeston: Slippingform ceramic refferrence? johan amadeus myjetski: Beet, daddy-o! EWeston: Say what! slippingform: no, but it IS earthly johan amadeus myjetski: That';sd true, CAT, but only when ...hi...hi... elevated, you know? CAT: hi slipping EWeston: Just add gravity ralph: damn, this is really good shit slippingform: hi there. i'm new here. what is it werelistening to? Beet: metapsysically absurd johan amadeus myjetski: or its opposite, comedy johan amadeus myjetski: Hiyas, slipping! Beet: Interesting spelling EWeston: Don't Crush That Dwarf Hand me the Pliars third FST album Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln johan amadeus myjetski: morescience, more sugar, more reality CAT: you know, i have heard this album hundreds of times unstoned Rufus_T_Firetween: that ^^ slippingform johan amadeus myjetski: who am us? Anyway? CAT: it is itself a stone, an introcution into a new world Moose: Hi Cease, DJTweeny, and johan amadeus myjetski CAT: i only know that spelling exists EWeston: Do we have a secret handshake? slippingform: nice. lol. its like a live zappa album minus the music so far... Beet: close the curtains , Fred ||||||||| PrincipalPoop enters at 9:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. EWeston: Das Pooper johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Pooper! PrincipalPoop: heck, near the end, I almost forgot it was Thursday again... PrincipalPoop: It was the end, or maybe the beginning, no, it was the end lol Beet: Remember when you could buy something for a nickel? EWeston: Well I'm getting some ice cream then johan amadeus myjetski: May I reveal some fire-ignorance on my part? I always thought Dwarf proceeded Two Places. Just shows to go ya... PrincipalPoop: Reminding people to keep mesacaline in the freezer ralph: well, that was a very effective commercial message Beet: Hi poop PrincipalPoop: The voice of tween PrincipalPoop: the new nickles are weird lol ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “THE GALLOPING CHE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' EWeston: Mesacaline will probably never be a Ben and Jerry's flavor Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Billy Bragg's song Waiting for the Great Leap Forward on the Letterman show >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M9DC2DFtGs johan amadeus myjetski: I agree,Poop! Jefferson looks like he's photo-bombing the nickel CAT: I sawq billy on letterman when this first hapopened. CAT: i thought it was one of the best songs ive ever heard ||||||||| Outside, the 9:55 PM downtown bus from Georgia pulls away, leaving Zep McGurd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Che Guevara's brother on a recent CBC radio program called Day 6 >> http://www.cbc.ca/listen/shows/day-6/segment/13983494 EWeston: Zep man howdy CAT: this is from ossman's play new mexico overdrive DJTweeny: Hi Zep johan amadeus myjetski: Ben would have to clear it with Mr. Mescalito, you know PrincipalPoop: che? oops, i thought you said cher Beet: Hey, cease, are you excited about the new Netflix series Electric Dreams (Philip K. Dick)? johan amadeus myjetski: McGurd! Zep McGurd: Well we're up to our dwarf maples in cornstarch down here I tell ya DJTweeny: Hi PrincP, you wandered in while I was talking johan amadeus myjetski: lol, Poop!~ PrincipalPoop: Q? was that your cue? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “The Galloping Che” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: I keep forgetting what day it is. I will need a keeper soon. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:58 PM and late as usual, it's SidFudd, just back from Elmertown." EWeston: That's a lot pf potential tacos DJTweeny: Hi Sid CAT: Beet, it Really sucks. Pkd is my fave writer ad the production values are grat but te tales are bad choices CAT: hi fudd johan amadeus myjetski: Yo, Sid! Beet: Howdy Sid EWeston: Sid, hows Fib and Rib ||||||||| Around 9:59 PM, CAT walks off into the sunset... Beet: Sorry to hear that, CAT. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. PrincipalPoop: is the sunset paisley? SidFudd: Hm, I guess I am just back from Elmertown, if Elmertown is the capital of Idaho and "just" is three weeks ago johan amadeus myjetski: fare well, CAT! PrincipalPoop: But what can a poor boy do? Zep McGurd: He never comes up into the hills johan amadeus myjetski: Dropping out of chat for a moment. Will be listening while preparing some macaroni & bBQ sauce. EWeston: Boise unbound eh? PrincipalPoop: Love the potatoes... SidFudd: I just got a private message from someone but the sender is not identified PrincipalPoop: gour met jam Zep McGurd: snot identified? PrincipalPoop: just tell them your credit card number and be quiet ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: when i was in france last year i thought about this a lot Moose: why can't I log off this page? PrincipalPoop: you think its a booger but its not PrincipalPoop: like hotel california, you can check out but never leave PrincipalPoop: tap exit should do it... Cease: do you like this? ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:05 PM, dragging Shoes for Industry by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Zep McGurd: It's the long lost city of peru DJTweeny: Moose, click the Exit button at the bottom of the page Beet: You see, a booger is nothing but dried snot on its side. DJTweeny: Hi Shoes EWeston: Unless this sight is on a separate tab I have go back to relogging into anything Moose ||||||||| Moose leaves at 10:05 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Cease: hi shoes Beet: Hi Shoes PrincipalPoop: see, it does work moose lol DJTweeny: Been a while Shoes, how ya doin'? PrincipalPoop: hi shoes DJTweeny: lol P EWeston: Hi Shoes. Quite a crowd this evening Shoes for Industry: hey poop Shoes for Industry: 10-4 PrincipalPoop: 10 2 and 4 EWeston: Elenore... You forgot your stamps! Cease: when i heard this interview i knew i would make collage aroudn it Cease: poop man Cease: i am going out of town in a coup[e of weeks. i am ebullient about tha PrincipalPoop: foibles, I like foibles hi again cat Zep McGurd: I can't help reading that word in the voice of Curly Stooge llanwydd: ebullient is being contained these days, isnt it EWeston: Fungibles can have an active social life Cease: hows it goingk zep? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “The Galloping Che” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Billy Bragg's song Waiting for the Great Leap Forward on the Letterman show >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M9DC2DFtGs PrincipalPoop: ahh, a wise guy eh? nehhhh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Che Guevara's brother on a recent CBC radio program called Day 6 >> http://www.cbc.ca/listen/shows/day-6/segment/13983494 PrincipalPoop: you might become gregarious too there cat, careful Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com ralph: strong stuff DJ EWeston: We're collosall we're spupendous. We're even superlative! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Zep McGurd: Well I guess it goes well. Just booked 10 days in Negril for spring. I go down there every year to...sort things out. ralph: amazing interview Cease PrincipalPoop: Quick, everybody exclaim... Cease: one of the best songs by one of the best group[s ''Bob'': LOL Cease: ralph, its kinda my job ''Bob'': Anyone want to buy a bridge in Brooklyn? Rufus_T_Firetween: !!!! llanwydd: what about guantanamo? PrincipalPoop: use ripe avocados Zep McGurd: only if the avacados are ripe Cease: where is negril, zewp? Rufus_T_Firetween: iwti lol Zep McGurd: oof sorry poop PrincipalPoop: ok zip, or whatever your name is Zep McGurd: The west end of jamaica Cease: i hate avocados as much as anyone hate anything EWeston: Good place to unwind DJTweeny: /me loves 'em PrincipalPoop: What did an avocado ever do to you? Zep McGurd: yea I dont snorkel or disco but I do quite a bit of unwinding Beet: Can't have Mexican food without some guac EWeston: I remember an mainstream article a decade ago on Che's time on motorcycles Cease: my hatred of avocados is not finite PrincipalPoop: Mangos, ok, papaya, but avocados? llanwydd: what would mamacity say? ralph: carry on fireheads, i am fading out PrincipalPoop: Guava even Beet: It's the wrinkles, isn't it? EWeston: I've been on and off them for many many years. May get the Ducati back on the road this year PrincipalPoop: ciiao ralph ralph: thanks for the edumacation Cease: off you drift ralph Beet: See ya Ralph ''Bob'': sweet dreams EWeston: Fade well Ralph ralph: see ya same firetime, same firechannel....... PrincipalPoop: go to a restaurant and watch people engage in public acts of mastication. Zep McGurd: night ralph ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:21 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ralph by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door EWeston: We had to pay people to masticate for us PrincipalPoop: Anybody here matriculating soon? Zep McGurd: And we liked it PrincipalPoop: lol Cease: thats kind of fucked up llanwydd: I am getting tired. time for bed. see you next thirsty night Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “The Galloping Che” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: night night llan DJTweeny: rest well, llan Beet: Nite Llan EWeston: Take care of the ole Tubes Llan Zep McGurd: gnite ||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 10:24 PM train to Billville. PrincipalPoop: a mighty important affair Zep McGurd: We need a new flagpole Cease: by zep ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Shoes for Industry - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: by bshoes EWeston: Something in titanium or carbon fibre PrincipalPoop: solid or retractable? johan amadeus myjetski: bye shoes! DJTweeny: haha @ the communist game show DJTweeny: good Python :) johan amadeus myjetski: Monty Python! Cease: i hpoe you all are enjoying mynew collage DJTweeny: great stuff Beet: This is fun EWeston: Owl Screaching Time again Zep McGurd: I have it on paws while I let the dogs out johan amadeus myjetski: For my part, I am enjoying it. The interview with Che's brother was sobering & informative, as I have not followed all thing Che Beet: Great one, Cat ''Bob'': Nice job, Cease PrincipalPoop: yes that was not bad cat EWeston: Yaaahhh johan amadeus myjetski: Enjoyed also the billy bragg ! Cease: glad you enjoyed it PrincipalPoop: with my bad ears I do best with albums and music I already know by heart lol Zep McGurd: what? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Let's Eat collection “THE UNDERWORLD OLYMPICS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv' Cease: you know i spend all week making these colllages PrincipalPoop: huh? Beet: I love this because it sounds like the first time Funny Names Club was mentioned. EWeston: Speak up! DJTweeny: The loving care you put into the collages shows, Cease :) Beet: lol PrincipalPoop: Sneak up! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ PrincipalPoop: Steak up! EWeston: Mucus incoming! EWeston: Streak out Beet: How about N and S Korea teaming up (literally)? PrincipalPoop: I streaked a couple of times in high school PrincipalPoop: like the wall coming down, never thought I would see it in my lifetime... johan amadeus myjetski: Quite right, DJT! This Cat collage made me laugh, amazed, & gave me pause to think EWeston: Interesting. A large body of chaperons with them I presume DJTweeny: If N & S Korea can work out their differences, that would be a wonderful thing for the world. johan amadeus myjetski: beet, that would be like More Science & Commie Martyr teaming up Beet: Amazing EWeston: That would destroy talk radio Tweeny ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." johan amadeus myjetski: We could afford to lose talk radio, E DJTweeny: Not to mention seriously cutting into Trump's tweets EWeston: No argument EWeston: Perhaps we could put him in a circus. The Amazing Tweeting Man! Cease: weather we live or die is based on trumps tweet Zep McGurd: Weird times make for bold action DJTweeny: A Freak Show attraction, EW? ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Mueler time is comig. Not soon enough for a llot of us though EWeston: Yup Tweeny. His true calling in my opinion DJTweeny: I don't see that Trump has committed any impeachable offenses Zep McGurd: Mueller is the only reason I can sleep at night PrincipalPoop: We have been through this before. You really want Pence? EWeston: Where i go they are peoplke with lists of impeachable offences. None proved in court though Beet: Pence would actually do more harm ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Zep McGurd: I want a blue wave in november so that it doesn't matter which bozo is driving. EWeston: Pence will be swept up with many other folks. Congress critters and NRA leaders Zep McGurd: But not here to talk about that sorry Beet: Hello NSA guy Cease: i lived in sapporo in 76 ''Bob'': ONE ORGANISM, ONE VOTE! DJTweeny: November could be quite an upset. Lots of Republicans not running for reelection EWeston: ONE MAN! ONE CHANNEL Cease: good idea, zed Cease: zep DJTweeny: We talk politics on occasion, Zep PrincipalPoop: yes zep let us pray, have you let jesus into your life? Cease: i ilved in nipon for far too long DJTweeny: The FST was hardly a-political ;) Beet: I live alone myself PrincipalPoop: the nsa already know that beet EWeston: Got a friend over there Cat dating some one in with the royal family Cease: i was able to play firesign on japanrese natoinal radio Beet: of course they do DJTweeny: Their version of NPR, Cease? Cease: good for your friend, ew EWeston: Hope it works out. A good dude PrincipalPoop: sorry zep, maybe you have let Moses or Muhammed or Confuscious or Buddha in there. Cease:tween imagineif npr had the budget of the pentagon DJTweeny: wow Cease EWeston: Zorroster on line one Beet: they would just buy more guns Cease: my building was 3 bus stops long DJTweeny: yipes DJTweeny: guess they had better things to do with their money ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: i could have been the voice of english in japan DJTweeny: That would have been amazing johan amadeus myjetski: That could all but eliminate illiteracy, Cease! johan amadeus myjetski: NPR w/ a pentagon budget ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Atomic grade schools! Cease: i was offered the job Cease: yes jam. it was that kinds bread PrincipalPoop: no mocking bird EWeston: No birds with tentacles PrincipalPoop: politics, religion. any of you gays know the other things to not talk about? Zep McGurd: I saw that episode Cease: jammy, i have tried for a really long time to do important things fo ears Beet: Which gays are you talking to? redbozoette: Bob'' Beet Cal me Eddy Cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski PrincipalPoop unkleknave Zep McGurd R great night thanks all stay safe and warm EWeston: Popular colors for ladies underwear in1947 PrincipalPoop: oops, guys, goys, something like that Beet: Nite rebo ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Zep McGurd: gnite red redbozoette: cat really great thanks PrincipalPoop: smooch redbozoette johan amadeus myjetski: nite, Reboz! EWeston: nities Redbo ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: i give up, what were the colors? EWeston: Black, biege, and...white PrincipalPoop: whoopie, risky ||||||||| Catherwood enters with residualecho close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room. PrincipalPoop: sounds like gil scot heron, kinda sorta EWeston: Discussions have all ended with food fights, so far Beet: hey echo DJTweeny: oops, show's over residualecho :( residualecho: hiya Beet residualecho: I got stoned and I missed it? EWeston: Bless you all real good buh by PrincipalPoop: hi hi hi echo echo echo PrincipalPoop: thanks ew and all Beet: We're just about done here, echo, but nice to see you. Cease: hi res residualecho: But I've got proof I've heard the album, here's this hot roach! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: if youre not stoned, it is all missd johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks to all! Great collage, Cease! Props to our hostDJT! PrincipalPoop: stand over there, now stand over here Beet: Had a good time tonight. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cease. Thanks as ever, Dr Tween. G'Nite. ''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny! ''Bob'': Surprised I made it to the end. Gotta get to bed! :) PrincipalPoop: thank you tween and all, keep em flying... ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes off, saying "10:58 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" residualecho: It's OK cease, if they stone you and they miss. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Outside, the 11:00 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... residualecho: Back to the shadows for me ||||||||| At 11:01 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:01 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs residualecho by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rebus inside, makes a note of the time (11:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Rebus: It's over? ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rebus - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SidFudd - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Zep McGurd - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Oolbenite close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 12:36 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. Oolbenite: hello.hope all are well. ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rob - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| slippingform - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Call me Eddy - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cease - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cal me Eddy - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kelraith - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elvis - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Sunnyland - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kloon - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| unkleknave - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Bottles
Bottles
Call me Eddy
CAT
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elvis
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
JR
Kelraith
Kloon
llanwydd
Moose
Oolbenite
Princesa
PrincipalPoop
ralph
Rebus
redbozoette
RELIK..?
relikinha
residualecho
Rob
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shoes for Industry
SidFudd
slippingform
Sunnyland
Zep McGurd
