Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/04/2018

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 04, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Safira sneaks in around 10:24 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 10:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Safira - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Alok', just granted probation at 10:59 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Alok - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 5:44 PM and NancyKat bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
NancyKat: Meep?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 6:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny in through the front door at 6:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood leads NancyKat inside, makes a note of the time (6:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
NancyKat: Just realized i'm on Sundays schedule...omg...I am SOOO out of it....
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Meep Meep
DJTweeny: no Roadkill today, but we do have some Electrified Firesign coming up
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:08 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
NancyKat: Coo. Sounds interestingk.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
NancyKat: *Mothra Sounds*
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW YEAR!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Electric Light Orchestra)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
DJTweeny: MOTHRA!!
DJTweeny: This sounds almost like an Abba song
NancyKat: Abbaie Normal
DJTweeny: well, that too ;)
DJTweeny: Young Frankenstein is such a fun movie
||||||||| Catherwood leads HPLovecraft inside, makes a note of the time (8:49 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| EWeston sashays in at 8:49 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi HPL
DJTweeny: Hi EW
HPLovecraft: GE
DJTweeny: First time here, HPL?
EWeston: Greetins and habalocinations Tweeny NancyKat HPL check your tentacles pleeze
NancyKat: Hi, HP and EW!
HPLovecraft: Yes, 1st time. I have been a fan of TFT since the early 70s.
DJTweeny: Cool, me too...
DJTweeny: Welcome to our little soirée
NancyKat: Velcome.
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please take HPL's hat and goat
||||||||| Catherwood takes hpl's hat and goat.
HPLovecraft: What happened to your nose?
DJTweeny nose nothing at all...
HPLovecraft: "I have just returned from Rome"
NancyKat: LKook at this Grape!
DJTweeny: HPL, if you have questions about how the chat works, just click on the question mark at the right hand bottom of the screen
EWeston: A little plastic surgurey to keep it well in hand
HPLovecraft: 10-4 Ellenore!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:54 PM and late as usual, it's Kelraith, just back from Las Vegas."
DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith
NancyKat: 'Ello, Kelraith!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: Kelraith, from the Wisconsin Kelraiths?
Kelraith: Am I on the right stream? I have music? Sounds like ELO?
Kelraith: WV Kelraiths.
DJTweeny: 'tis ELO indeed
DJTweeny: FST at the top of the hour
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:56 PM, dragging mahatma57 by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
DJTweeny: warm-up music now
DJTweeny: Hi mahatma
Kelraith: Got lost and stuck in Las Vegas
EWeston: Warm up time. Der boyce appear in about five minutes
EWeston: Mahatma with 57 spices
mahatma57: Good Mornig!
HPLovecraft: My muckucs are beginning to scorch
NancyKat: Hp-Take them out of the cellophane then!
EWeston: Take them out of the bubble wrap
DJTweeny: definitely need mucklucks if you live in the north midwest or east coast right now
NancyKat: Tweeny-That means...GOING OUTSIDE...Are you MAD, man?
EWeston: Corn starch would be so much better
DJTweeny: hahaha NK
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW YEAR!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
NancyKat: Ew...Ha dthat experience walking back from shopping the other day...had someone walking next to me for a while so it was in stereo...so was the sound...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 04, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
NancyKat: HIPPY NUDE REAR!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
||||||||| cease sashays in at 9:01 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: Should old embarrassments be forgotten
EWeston: Hey cease
||||||||| Oolbenite sneaks in around 9:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
NancyKat: Cease!
cease: Hi all
NancyKat: Windmills and Tulips...
Oolbenite: unpleasant incident?
EWeston: Oolbenite sounds like a rare mineral
DJTweeny: Hi Oolbenite
DJTweeny: Hi cease
mahatma57: I miss Peter..
cease: New folks tonight
Oolbenite: hey hey hey!
NancyKat: Oolbenite-Nah, just things that go together.....hmmm, your moniker is too close to ooblek...LOL...
NancyKat: New Year, new Folks!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's redbozoette, just back from North Carolina."
cease: My favourite book is called The Black Obelisk by E.M. Remarque. Oolbenite sounds like that.
EWeston: Howcum they only last a year?
redbozoette: cease DJTweeny EWeston HPLovecraft Kelraith mahatma57 NancyKat Oolbenite happy new years
NancyKat: rebozo! yay!
Oolbenite: Ool is what i am.Oolbenism is my belief,Oolbenite is member staus.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW YEAR!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out ELECTRICIAN at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-rv'
cease: The way you read that Tween, it sounds like You are asking Cookie if she's still in search of her fortune.
EWeston: Nappy ewe ears Redboxoette
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
NancyKat: Sounds groovy, Oolbenite.
cease: Rebo
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
Oolbenite: thanks NacyKat,it's a local running joke,we share here.
Oolbenite: Mount Savage,Md.
NancyKat: Niceu!
Oolbenite: happy to be here,but gotta run.
cease: Great to see new folks here.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:08 PM and late as usual, it's Jesse, just back from Hellmouth."
DJTweeny: be well and stay warm, Oolbenite
DJTweeny: Hi Jesse
NancyKat: Oolbenite-Walk fast so you don't trip.
EWeston: Lo Jesse
NancyKat: Hi, Jesse
Oolbenite: thanks DJTweeny,talk to you on flip-side..........
cease: Jesse
EWeston: Next, its treacle time!
NancyKat: Ew- maybe Golden Syrup or Molasses?
EWeston: Boiling down a couple maple trees. It ain't easy
cease: I was going to do a parody of this scene in Act 2 of my new play, which takes place in the Chinese restaurant Proctor and Bergman were nearly killled at.
DJTweeny: that would be cool
cease: Soon we're all gonna be here drinking like Chinese and eating like Chinese and doing all those simple beautiful things you Chinese people. Uh, got any opium?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Rufus_T_Firetween: hahahaha, I love it
||||||||| Not Ed tiptoes in around 9:13 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: allo Not Ed
EWeston: You Chinese think of everything.
Not Ed: Pork?
NancyKat: Hi, Noted!
cease: Yeah, but the scene stars my 10-year-old twin grand daughters and I really dont want to explain opium to them, or peyote
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
cease: Hi not
DJTweeny: ah, well that would present a problem
EWeston: Yes Not Ed they did think of pigs
NancyKat: They own the idea of Pork?
cease: also an ad for Paul Krassner brand acid has been nixed from Act 3.
EWeston: Sometimes several times a day
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
cease: Lots of cocktails with strange names though.
redbozoette: hinot
DJTweeny: PK Paisley?
NancyKat: cease-Please tell me one of them is a Pan galactic gargle blaster1
cease: i have no idea what that means, nancy
EWeston: Purple Jesus Punch?
redbozoette: peak of non existence
DJTweeny: cease has not read Hitchhiker's Guide?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:16 PM and late as usual, it's j. a. m., just back from Funfun Town."
cease: long ago.
DJTweeny: Hi JAM
EWeston: JAM man hiee
Not Ed: Good to see you all
NancyKat: Hi Jam...
cease: i corresponded with its author back in the 90s when we were both involved with orangutans.
Not Ed: cheers is that JAM
NancyKat: I'm surprised as well-...cease-it's a drink from the book.
cease: The Non Jelly
Not Ed: Hitchhiker's Guide text adventure game was a hoot
NancyKat: During the writing of last Chance to See?
DJTweeny: cease: i corresponded with its author back in the 90s when we were both involved with orangutans. << an interesting social life
j. a. m.: hi everybody! nancy, EW, dat, cease NotEdjesse, oolb, rufus, et al!
NancyKat: My Jam won't Jell.
cease: yes nancy. that's the connection.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw **
Not Ed: Your yam won't yell?
EWeston: Did you forget the vodlka?
j. a. m.: That'll take another jam session, nancy
NancyKat: I's smrt...cool. My Mom loved the book, so i'm tring to find the dvd for her.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
Not Ed: Radio series is the best way in
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
NancyKat: Not Ed/ EW-it's the caption to a picture in the penguin version of "Little Women" "Meg's Jelly won't Gell." And she's throwing it away like someone died, and acting very hysteric towards her husband...it's quite funny, really.
NancyKat: My favorite other media version is the BBC miniseries.
cease: The gorilla chapter was included in a book called The Great Ape project which I was involved with in the mid 90s
EWeston: Pretty esoteric NancyKat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Not Ed: BBC Radiophonic Workshop too
cease: i think i may have that on video cassette, nancy
NancyKat: EW-i've got a very eclectic/ tangental brain. i think that's the only way I can remember FST lines...and probably the only reason they make sense to me...LOL.
Not Ed: just excellent---and the LP version are superb as well
Not Ed: I llike the book versions the least---though they're certainly fun
EWeston: Groovy
Not Ed: Groovy
NancyKat: cease...I have it on dvd somewhere...didn't care much for the hollywood version though.
cease: nancy, you have done what the firesign wanted their listeners to do. grow more neurons.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elmer Ho inside, makes a note of the time (9:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Not Ed: nah, the movie didn't get the notes right
Elmer Ho: where am I?
DJTweeny: get those synapses firing
cease: Elmer
Not Ed: Elmer
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
j. a. m.: Mr. Ho!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
NancyKat: Great-Now I have a vision of a Neuron Garden...
Elmer Ho: i am in Elmer?
cease: the stuff i have on tape somewhere was from the bbc series. but that'sa long time ago
NancyKat: Hi, Elmer!
EWeston: Elmer san
cease: stilll stuck in elmertown?
Elmer Ho: elmertown, a real nice place to raise your kids up
EWeston: Diggin it
Elmer Ho: howdy cease Ed tweeny jam Nancy EW
Not Ed waves atcha
Elmer Ho: howdy !Ed
Elmer Ho: a happy new year to all
Not Ed: cheerz
DJTweeny: same to you, Elmer
EWeston: Have a piece of Nigeria
j. a. m.: gee, elmer, i thought that was centerville...
Not Ed: let's make it the best 2018 ever, er...uh...yeah!
Elmer Ho: centerville is so 1971, jam
Not Ed: how's it going Tweeny?
DJTweeny: gotta be better than 2017, am I right?
Elmer Ho: elmertown is where it's at
j. a. m.: naked lunch hardcover... heavy!
DJTweeny: have the same cold I had last week, but other than that fine, and you?
cease: indeed, ed
Not Ed: dang it, sorry! - I'm okay 4 now but Washington DC is still getting me down
Not Ed: indeed and indeed
DJTweeny: did D.C. get whuuped by that storm?
Not Ed: flu is floating around here too
EWeston: I hear Breitbart was having a meltdown yesterday. And there was a great rending of cloth's
Not Ed: nickel bag or dime?
Not Ed: lol EW
Not Ed: gnashing of carpets
Elmer Ho: best summary of the brouhaha i've seen is at http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42559436
||||||||| Elayne sashays in at 9:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
NancyKat: E!
Elmer Ho: ELAYNE!!!
EWeston: MZ Elayne
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
Not Ed: Happy new one Elayne
cease: Happy New Year, El
Elayne: Sorry I've been away. Work exhaustion, then England, then the holidaze, you know how 'tis.
Elayne: Happy New Year to all y'all as well!
j. a. m.: Hi miss e!
Not Ed: tis and do
Elmer Ho: how is merrie England? still way far away?
Elayne: Also just wanted to check in and let you know I survived the storm by working from home today and, I hope, tomorrow.
NancyKat: here Here/
Not Ed: yay!
Elayne: Really don't want to schlep my laptop back into the office in sub-sub temperatures.
Elayne: Indeed, Elmer. Across this pondlike thing.
cease: good for you, el
Elmer Ho: whereabout you at where you're affected by the storm Elayne, if you don't mind saying?
Elayne: At the moment I'm my supervisor's "teacher's pet" so I don't think staying home tomorrow will be an issue.
Elayne: Elmer, I'm in NYC.
EWeston: He's no fun. He fell right over
Elayne: Specifically Bronkers (the actual border between the Bronx and Yonkers; sitting in the computer room I'm much closer to Yonkers).
Not Ed: interesting E
Elmer Ho: our kids are in Boston, where they were supposed to get 10-16 inches of snow today
cease: the big ditch?
Elayne: Oh good lord, that's tough. You wouldn't find me in the Boston area any time between October and April...
Not Ed: great speech
Elmer Ho: a couple years ago when they had one snowstorm after another after another, one of them texted my wife and said "mommy, make it stop"
EWeston: From one of nature's screechers
NancyKat: Elmer-Awwww....
Elayne: Good lord, that wind outside is hella scary.
Elmer Ho: that's especially poignant from someone aged almost 30
cease: indeed, elmer
EWeston: Power outages are expected. Bundle up out there
NancyKat: Elmer-Ahhhh, when we are still our children's heroes...My Mom used to say "My Mommy Can Do Anything!"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:39 PM, dragging llanwydd by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
EWeston: Though most of NYC powerlines are under ground I guess
llanwydd: howdy folks
cease: Hi Llan
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
EWeston: Llan
Not Ed: hey llan
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
NancyKat: llan!
Elmer Ho: hhello llan
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:40 PM and late as usual, it's Dr. Arktype, just back from Rochester."
Not Ed: that low oscillator note is still intense
Elayne: You'd think so, EWeston, but no, our power lines are above ground, stupidly.
Elayne: Hey Llan!
llanwydd: it was 34 degrees in new smyrna beach, florida this morning
EWeston: Dr Arkytoons howdy
cease: llany boy
cease: Dr A
Elayne: Maybe Manhattan has them underground, probably. But not the boroughs.
Elayne: Sorry, the outer boroughs.
NancyKat: 'Ello, Dr. Arktype!
EWeston: The power company spent a lot of the past summer/fall triming around our power lines. So far it has worked for us
DJTweeny: Llan, Monday and Tuesday we didn't break freezing for a high in Austin
llanwydd: I believe it, tween
DJTweeny: Hope the fruit crops in Florida aren't affected
llanwydd: I remember when I was in san antonio back in 81 it would go from hot to cold in an instant
EWeston: Right now all the balmy weather is on the west coast. All the way up to Alaska
Elayne: We tend to have more problems with the cable wires than electrical ones. Squirrels love to chew on the cables.
llanwydd: this was january 1981
DJTweeny: Yeah, we can get cold blasts out of the Panhandle that can lower the temperature 30 degrees in a couple of hours
llanwydd: I see some names I dont recognize tonight
llanwydd: excellent album
j. a. m.: I was on a small sailboat in 76 out of Ft. Lauderdale when a storm blew up. Temps went from 90 degrees to 68 with a stiff windchill on top of that in less than 3 min utes.
EWeston: Turkish boredom. Only exsists in frangible quantities
Elmer Ho: the trout chopped my legs off in Fort Lauderdale
EWeston: They grow some mean trout in Fort Lauderdale
NancyKat: Elmer-That's terrible!
Elmer Ho: ok, ok, it's actually a line from Trout Fishing in America that has always stuck in my mind
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW YEAR!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“PHIL, PHIL AND PHILIP K. DICK (part 2)“– A MYSTERY TRIP”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
EWeston: Catch and run away fishing
j. a. m.: anybody seen the dvd 'the gospel according to PhillipK. Dick'?
Elmer Ho: zevon's version is better imo
NancyKat: Elmer-I thought it was just a line, I thought i'd go along with it...
DJTweeny: oops @ the title lol
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW YEAR!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“PHIL, PHIL AND PHILIP K. DICK (part 2)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
cease: loved trout fishing.
DJTweeny: Mystery Trip was last week ;)
cease: is that onlilne, jam?
j. a. m.: i love trout eating. rainbow or mountain.
cease: it's pronounced Ubik as in Cubic or Rubik.
cease: One of my favourite books.
DJTweeny: Doonesbury had a cartoon collection called Trout Fishing In The Reflecting Pool
EWeston: Kind of burned out on fishing after a trip into the Cabinet Mountains
j. a. m.: I don't know cease, the dvd was made with interviews of PKD's personal friends/ associates
cease: i had some extraordinary trout in paris this summer, from this incredible stream in the basque country.
EWeston: Ahah!
cease: i got pieces of this and part 1 from about 4 pkd youtubes, but there are many
llanwydd: paris trout?
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Speaking Chinese', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
llanwydd: hi SC
DJTweeny: Hi SC
EWeston: Sorry I'm not speaking Chinese
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: Hi Arktype
NancyKat: Hi Speaking Chinese!
j. a. m.: cease, it is on amazon!
Elayne: Evenin' SC!
Speaking Chinese: Hi back atcha
||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Phil, Phil and Philip K. Dick (part 2)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
cease: https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Attraction_Review-g1915310-d6999013-Reviews-Truite_de_Banka-Banca_Basque_Country_Pyrenees_Atlantiques_Nouvelle_Aquitaine.html
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Poopsie
PrincipalPoop: HNY!
cease: this is all i could find for now.
cease: hi poop
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The Penultimate Truth which delves deeply into Phil's past >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUo1OlnOH-A&t=14s
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil's ROTC woes are related in a long interview with Charles Platt from 1979 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C7Y8WEIsBU
Elmer Ho: "you should go to more ball games and read fewer books"
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Discussion about the I Ching is from a PKD 1977 interview on the KPFK SF show Hour 25 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFhsDUAZ6Co
cease: i think there's a better link on my blog. i had it twice and if i were to come back as a trout and then die, that's the sort of trout dish i'd wish to become
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Rufus_T_Firetween: not a catfish?
cease: cat fish dont taste that good.
llanwydd: not so , cat
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:01 PM and ricky'splains steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi ricky
EWeston: Tastes like pork
llanwydd: they taste good they way I cook them
cease: ricky
llanwydd: hi ricky
NancyKat: Hi, Ricky.
cease: we each have diffrerent taste buds.
EWeston: Micky Splains couldn't make it
llanwydd: I bet you hvent had florida catfish
||||||||| 10:03 PM: Bobby Bunny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: Hi Bobby
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
llanwydd: hey bob
EWeston: BB
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Elmer Ho: howdy president bobby
NancyKat: OMG-LMAO!
DJTweeny: Love this parody of the 'Gay Gene'
EWeston: Wonder how a catfish would taste if you fed it beef
DJTweeny: hahahaha
DJTweeny: Gay scientists discover the "Christian Gene"... beautiful
NancyKat: Gay Jeans...
DJTweeny wonders what gay jeans would look like
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
NancyKat: Wait-Is that what Bowie's "Jean Genie" is aboot?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
cease: Someone on
NancyKat: Tweeny-FAB-ULOUS!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Phil, Phil and Philip K. Dick (part 2)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
DJTweeny: lol Nancy
cease: Facebook turned me on to that. I get quite a bit of my collage bits from thinks people post.
EWeston: Some constrasting stitching and more color
cease: we take these bits and combine them and make new stuff like this, and then others take this and does more interesting things with the same bits.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'EdmundEdmund', just granted probation at 10:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
llanwydd: hi eded
redbozoette: cease DJTweeny EWeston HPLovecraft Kelraith mahatma57 NancyKat Oolbenite hope all the fireheads have a lovely evening thanks
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: Hi Edmund
EWeston: That bastard, here?
NancyKat: Edmund edmund
Elmer Ho: steaming heap
cease: ed2
NancyKat: Christian jeans, for the record, are boring, restrictive and itchy. ...Ok, ok, no offensee meant.
cease: buy phil's book.
cease: are yhou leaving us, rebo?
PrincipalPoop: smooch redbozoette
Elmer Ho: the entirety of Christ's pronouncements on homosexuality is: " "
NancyKat: Buy War doctor bonds.
||||||||| "10:09 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ricky'splains, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
NancyKat: Bye, rebozo!
EWeston: Buy Dr. War bonds binding fluid
cease: bye rebo
Elmer Ho: didn't Bergman actually serve in the army, in a hospital corps or something?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'HolyMountaineer', just granted probation at 10:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
EWeston: An ROTC guy
DJTweeny: Hi Mountaineer
NancyKat: Hi, HM.
EWeston: Holy big, tall thingee
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The Penultimate Truth which delves deeply into Phil's past >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUo1OlnOH-A&t=14s
Elmer Ho: good evening Holy, or Mr Mountaineer if you prefer
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil's ROTC woes are related in a long interview with Charles Platt from 1979 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C7Y8WEIsBU
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Discussion about the I Ching is from a PKD 1977 interview on the KPFK SF show Hour 25 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFhsDUAZ6Co
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
cease: Holy
||||||||| Catherwood leads ricky'splains in through the front door at 10:13 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
NancyKat: What about Fascia-ism
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
EWeston: Be on the look put for mad fret saw holders
EWeston: Out
cease: Ihavent posted to blog since last June. Must update before next month.
||||||||| 10:15 PM: Player jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: Hi Player
NancyKat: poor I-Ching...
EWeston: Mista Player
cease: just in time, player
DJTweeny: yeah, just as the EobE bit starts :)
ricky'splains: so... already tried to msg, couldn't figger how to send... trying more, lemme know
DJTweeny: we see you now, ricky
DJTweeny: if you have questions about the chat, just click on the question mark at the right bottom corner of the page
EWeston: There is a posting trigger on the openning page. Looks like you got it ricky
ricky'splains: oh !... so simple, it eluded me (wait, that's Buckley) heh
Elmer Ho: gotta run kids - thanks for another
||||||||| Elmer Ho leaves to catch the 10:19 PM train to Ames.
EWeston: I missed it my first time here
cease: i love the words eluded, allluded, lots of lls.
NancyKat: M K Ultra! M K Ultra!
cease: by elmer
DJTweeny: hah
NancyKat: lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
NancyKat: I hate Pink too...
EWeston: Illude me like you did last illudeday
EWeston: I hate cheeseburgers
Kelraith: I don't like Pink. I prefer to say faded out red
llanwydd: llanwydd llikes llots of llls too
cease: i bought a pair of wine coloured pants today. i've never owned that colour, but it's useful.
llanwydd: merlot or moscato?
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
DJTweeny: so now when you spill your sangria on your pants, no one will notice!
cease: a vin ordinaire from califronia. more of a sauce ingredient than anything drinkable.
llanwydd: lol
ricky'splains: ...(first post i tried was:) . . . just signed in from Canada, first thing i heard was our PM doing his apology thingy a while back -- confusing time-warpy ... but on to 'isolating the Christian gene' and it all started to make cents
EWeston: When someone says wine colored they never mean white wine colored
cease: this is from UBIK, one of my favourite books.
llanwydd: julia child would say never cook with a wine you wouldnt drink
j. a. m.: Eno's Apollo in the background!
cease: good for you, ricky.
cease: lol ew
llanwydd: I started reading A Scanner Darkly a few years ago but found it too unpleasant
llanwydd: maybe I will try ubik or valis and see how it goes
EWeston: Yup that was a downer story
cease: youre right about that, llan.
DJTweeny: Ricky, this isn't FST per-se, but rather one of the collages Cat does for us which include FST material
cease: but ubik, electric sheep and many others are among the best books i've read.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
cease: also great short stories but those being broadcast are hi production downers.
EWeston: Have you read any Robert Sheckley cease?
DJTweeny: and BTW, a big Firesign Wlecome to all the new people here tonight
DJTweeny: hope you'll join us every Thursday :)
llanwydd: yes there are quite a lot of new people here
Kelraith: I wish I could. But..... I am actually at work...... Don't Tell!
DJTweeny: haha, my lips are sealed
cease: right
EWeston: Enjoy as you can Kelraith
ricky'splains: thanks... i get it by recognition of certain voices and bits ('incoming..beans!) ... likin' it all
cease: this is a bunch of firesign theatre recrods, radio interviews and stuff i've pulled off of youtube
DJTweeny: Well, if any of you can't attend live, you can always visit www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow for the archive of the most recent show
cease: anyone can do this, and better than me i'm sure.
llanwydd: bet you I couldnt
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
ricky'splains: FREE WORLD...!
llanwydd: catherwood get me a djfhgfjckdxlsvybtnrmdeyujhgl, please
||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a djfhgfjckdxlsvybtnrmdeyujhgl.
DJTweeny: 'I ain't free, I'ze expensive!'
NancyKat: Furry Expensive.
EWeston: So we'll put it right there, in the bag
EWeston: With the NSA guy
j. a. m.: a most thought-provoking work, cease! excellent!
EWeston: I'm gruntled
NancyKat: Mew!
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW YEAR!! **
Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Extras collection
“PLEDGE DRIVE SEGMENT”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv'
DJTweeny: A goal? That's like communism, man!
DJTweeny: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
j. a. m.: so, the grads from Commie Martyr High are goal oriented people...
DJTweeny: apparently
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: Give them a goal, and they'll follow it anywhere
j. a. m.: Me? I'm a wrong-winger...
llanwydd: well, I have some things I need to do. see you all next week. Happy New Year!
j. a. m.: lol, E!
j. a. m.: Nite plan!
||||||||| "Hey llanwydd!" ... llanwydd turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:44 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
EWeston: Buh by Llan
NancyKat: BB, llan
j. a. m.: I out for a goal of brits, i mean, a bowl of grits.... Nite all THANK YOU ALL!!! Love ya!
PrincipalPoop: grits and jam, yum, happy new year
EWeston: Soak well in them JAM
PrincipalPoop: back
j. a. m.: Prosperity to us all this new year!
EWeston: Get back
cease: happy prosperity to all
PrincipalPoop: I forget where I once belonged...
EWeston: Equitable cash flow to all
Player: Doctor...uh....uh....doctor...'
cease: distributively well said
EWeston: Do you remember where you put that low necked sweater?
cease: not all of us are fleeing.
PrincipalPoop: thats the way uh uh uh uh I like it. uh uh uh uh
cease: the more you listen to firesign, the smarter you become.
ricky'splains: so i just log back in next Thursday in my very name, and it all starts again -- but different, right?
cease: your brain comes, and then asks for more.
EWeston: I stopped running and started walking
PrincipalPoop: no, and by no I mean yes and so no
EWeston: What would you like to hear ricky?
DJTweeny: you can pick any name you like, ricky
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
PrincipalPoop: I know less and less listening to this stuff.
DJTweeny: next week will be How Can You Be In Two Places At Once
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
DJTweeny: I'm playing the first 4 albums in a row to start the year
DJTweeny: after that, I'll happliy take requests
EWeston: Starting from da beginnin
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
PrincipalPoop: but yes, more of the same except better or worse, like a marriage
DJTweeny: *happily, even
cease: yes you evolve with them.
EWeston: There are few things as intimate as those things between your ears
cease: start with electrician and continue
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
NancyKat: Or is that revolve.
PrincipalPoop: just ordinary volve
ricky'splains: perzackly.... thanx cease and all ! . . . i'll listen to any and all thats on offer / / / any albums-- great!
ricky'splains: bye ya . .
EWeston: From an ordinary vole
||||||||| ricky'splains departs at 10:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
EWeston: See yah ricky
NancyKat: Fangs, Kurt and All1
PrincipalPoop: time already, 2018 going too fast already,
EWeston: Gah bye all youse
cease: hope you all explore the books of philip k dick. he was a kind of firesign on the page
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: thanks tween, cat, nancy meow, eww EW,
Kelraith: gnight
||||||||| "10:58 PM? I'm late!" exclaims PrincipalPoop, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Player!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
NancyKat: Hi Hugg and Bye Poop!
cease: thanks tween
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: be back.
DJTweeny: great collage, cease :)
||||||||| "11:01 PM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| HolyMountaineer - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EdmundEdmund - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bobby Bunny - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Speaking Chinese - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| HPLovecraft - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "1:05 AM and late as usual, it's Hankasme3, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dr. Arktype - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hankasme3 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kelraith - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| mahatma57 - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| j. a. m. - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| redbozoette - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Jesse - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
HPLovecraft
j. a. m.
Kelraith
llanwydd
mahatma57
NancyKat
Not Ed
Oolbenite
Player
PrincipalPoop
redbozoette
ricky'splains
Rufus_T_Firetween
Speaking Chinese

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