Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
11/30/2017

Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 30, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "4:45 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Elmertown."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Tweeny into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 7:32 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (MOTOWN Music)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| 8:42 PM: NancyKat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
NancyKat: blahhhhhhh!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi kitty
Tweeny: lol
Tweeny: Why so blahhhh, NancyKat?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 8:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Tweeny: Hi Merlyn
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Merlyn: A libation for my probation
Merlyn: hey tween
Tweeny: pretty amazing that they fired Keillor :(
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
NancyKat: Just blah. as in a sound, not feeling.
||||||||| 8:49 PM: EWeston jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
EWeston: A high toned howdty Tweeny NancyKat and Merlyn
Tweeny: Hi EW
NancyKat: Just Blah, more a sound than feeling...
NancyKat: Hey, merl, DJTweeny and EW!
Tweeny: as long as it's not Baaaaaaaah
EWeston: Read on the Keillor thing. He's been contrite about it, apologized. Apology accepted, friendly contact sincce then till the lawer got in contact.
||||||||| "8:52 PM? 8:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "breakshot should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as breakshot enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Tweeny: Hi breakshot
EWeston: Whereshot?
NancyKat: Bah.
Tweeny: Seemed to me that Bergman like to play Motown music during breaks in his shows
Tweeny: lol
Tweeny: Humbug
NancyKat: Exactly.
EWeston: Mah Goo
NancyKat: Gooblegobble...
NancyKat: One of us...
EWeston: Turkey, or nokey
NancyKat: What about the Ethiopian Shim Sham?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Cat', just granted probation at 8:58 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Tweeny: Hi Cat
NancyKat: HiHi Cat!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
EWeston: Gets sand in mt toes. Hi Cat
Tweeny: Started a minute early, oh well
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
NancyKat: Edgar Cayce, Jane Dixon and Sphinxes, oh my...
Beet: Evening folks
Tweeny: Hi Beet
Cat: Follow in your books and repeat after me as we learn 4 new words in Catish
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Beet: Hello Dr Tween
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 30, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
NancyKat: Tiiiime Warrrp Twooooooo!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and redbozoette plummets into the garden at 9:00 PM.
EWeston: Steady Beet
Tweeny: Hi rebozoette
Cat: meow. meoe mreoe. meewo
NancyKat: Meow, Mew and FFFFFFT!
Beet: Howdy EW
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's PrincipalPoop, just back from Hellmouth."
NancyKat: Meroe?
Tweeny: Hi PrincP
Cat: hi poop
EWeston: Redbozoette formaly known as...
redbozoette: Beet breakshot Cat EWeston Merlyn NancyKat redbozoette Tweeny hello and happy birthday
Cat: hi rebo
Beet: Hi Poop
Tweeny: Lurkette
NancyKat: Pooper!
redbozoette: great songs thanks tweeny
NancyKat: Beet!
NancyKat: rebozo!
EWeston: Das Pooper
Tweeny: yw rebo :)
Beet: Hi Miss Nan
PrincipalPoop: yah vowell
redbozoette: howa it goin?
Beet: Love and miss Peter
PrincipalPoop: the voice of Tween
EWeston: And keep your concenants to yourself
Beet: Happy Birthday, Peter
Cat: hi beet
||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU!! **
Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Dear Friends broadcast collection
“WAS THERE A COW ON THE MOON?”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv'
Beet: Greetings, Dr Cat
Cat: i have some news that some of you might be interested in.
PrincipalPoop: was there a cow on the moon?
Tweeny: I don't think they ever did say...
Tweeny: yes Cat?
EWeston: Major Bossy
Merlyn: what's up, cat/doc?
Cat: firesign friend sam longoria has a distinctive moustache. so did vince guaraldi.
||||||||| Nancy tiptoes in around 9:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Tweeny: Hi Nancy
EWeston: Mizz C
PrincipalPoop: two nancys, wow
Cat: this morning, someone pointed out to sam how much he looked like vince and sam wondered what ever happenhd to my vince guaraldi play whicfh i was writing in 03 and asked sam to play vince in.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bergman_(comedian)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/peterbergman/
PrincipalPoop: if that is a moustache, it should be spelled moustarde
Cat: so that opened the door and i have returned to that project. vince travels in time, much happens.
Tweeny: excellent, Cat :)
Cat: basically its just jokes for 30 minutes with a flimsy burnoose of plot thrown over it
Tweeny: sounds like fun
Cat: my previous plays were full of chatters. if any of you are interested in recording some lines, pleased let me know.
Tweeny me holds up his hand
PrincipalPoop: snorting yes, recording no
EWeston: Sure Cat
EWeston: Discording is up for grabs
Beet: Ah, the classics
Cat: i'll never be as good as the firesign theatre, but one can aspire.
PrincipalPoop: Disrobing does not require a robe.
Tweeny: Hard to imagine better playwrights to aspire to
Cat: bergman once ssaid, dont tell me my work is good, go create your own work you like as much as you like mine.
Tweeny: cool
EWeston: Their training and experience is not reproducable
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ima_douchebag close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Tweeny: Hi Ima
EWeston: I use a hanky
Beet: Hello Ima
Ima_douchebag: Hey hey hey
Cat: Ima
PrincipalPoop: Irma or Ima
Ima_douchebag: Ima
EWeston: IDB with or without hanky
Beet: That was interesting.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out THIS COUNTRY at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv'
PrincipalPoop: what a douchebag...
Cat: why, this is a bag of douches!
PrincipalPoop: be polite and call yourself a hot water bottle.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln
Ima_douchebag: Lol
Ima_douchebag: I like vinegar
EWeston: I like potatoes
PrincipalPoop: add a little baking soda and play volcano...
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: Mr. Assingers face is in a sling
PrincipalPoop: rock and roll
Ima_douchebag: Makes it's own sauce
Cat: its probably not mutual, ew
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bergman_(comedian)
EWeston: Mr Slissingers sling is not in anybodies face
Ima_douchebag: Its finger sniffin' good!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:16 PM, dragging llanwydd by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
llanwydd: hi
EWeston: Hi Ilan
Cat: hey llan. wanna be in my new play?
Tweeny: Hi llan
Beet: Howdy Llan
PrincipalPoop: hi llan breakshot
Ima_douchebag: High
llanwydd: sounds great, Cat
EWeston: Hic
Tweeny: oops, opened the FST page and their radio started playing lol
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
PrincipalPoop: I wondered what that was
llanwydd: would we do it on skype like last time?
NancyKat: Wee Wee Monsigneur
PrincipalPoop: who you calling a hic cityboy?
Cat: yes
llanwydd: cool
NancyKat: Si bon si bon...
EWeston: I was talking to the sasquash
Cat: we can do that with anyone
PrincipalPoop: skype, is that a type of white pony
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/peterbergman/
llanwydd: is that anything like summersquash?
PrincipalPoop: suckatash
NancyKat: A vatch waiter?
EWeston: Hairier
llanwydd: lol
PrincipalPoop: it nett correcto
Cat: are you a firesign fan, ima?
EWeston: Remove the stash from your teeth when you speke
NancyKat: Ilan!
llanwydd: my name starts with 2 Ls, Nancy
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS – VANCOUVER EXPO '86”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
PrincipalPoop: where did you touch Nancykat that made her yell at you llan?
Tweeny: he's a rare bit of Welsh
NancyKat: Sorry, llan! Uppercase, lowercase font differences make my i's hurt.
llanwydd: its hard to tell
NancyKat: Poop-I'm tetched but haven't been touched...lol
llanwydd: an I is a one is an L
PrincipalPoop: wydd or wyddout the gymnastics
Tweeny: oops, wrong banner lol
Cat: no this isnt expo 86
Cat: ths is my bergman piece.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “I THINK WE'RE ALL BERGMAN'S ON THIS BUS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer Ho disembarks at 9:26 PM.
Tweeny: batting 1000 this evening
Elmer Ho: festoons everyone
Cat: hi ho
EWeston: Elmer Who?
PrincipalPoop: hi ho ho
Cat: thanks tween
Elmer Ho: ho who is not hi
EWeston: No! Put down that pickle!
llanwydd: you still have my email address, cat?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:27 PM, dragging Not Ed by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Beet: Hey Ho
Beet: Hi Not
Tweeny: Hi Elmer, Ed
NancyKat: XVIIXYZ
PrincipalPoop: and not ed too
Cat: no i think peter lives on in the enjoyment we endlessly get from his work
EWeston: NE k
Cat: the new play will kinda be about
Cat: ossie talks abuot pete being their leader, i have a stoyr about that from pete' s memorial
redbozoette: pot it there pal
Elmer Ho: howdy beet cat EW tweeny NancyKat and all my dear friends
Not Ed: Cheers each and every 1 of you
Not Ed: hi redboz
NancyKat: Ho! Elmer.
Cat: wqe were all staying at the same hotel and in the lobby i askrf dsavid aboutg petge's death
redbozoette: but they will never die
redbozoette: hi not
Cat: dave said pete was the explorer, he opened new territory with radio free oz in 6, now he has gone on as a scout into the new world of death.
Cat: i thought that was very profound.
EWeston: But copyrites expire
Not Ed: trowel broth breadboard?
redbozoette: zaftig
Not Ed: fizgig
Cat: this was at his memorial, shortly after his death.
Cat: what yhou are listening to is from 1967
Not Ed: this is great
Cat: wheni discovered the lads
Cat: hi not
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bergman_(comedian)
Cat: proc has had many affairs
Not Ed: hey Cat
PrincipalPoop: catered or what?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/peterbergman/ - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Bergman
Cat: I've been married so long that remembering pre married life is like looking through a tunnel a mile lnog.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Cat: My wife just returned from a month in Japan. Maybe what inspired me to start writing again.
Cat: i wantr to use this as an act in the play, the golden lizartd masacre
Tweeny: Did she enjoy herself?
Tweeny: The cover of Bergman's new book has a picture of them hiding under the table at the restaurant
Cat: she has a vast number of friends there but they diminish in number. that deth thing
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Not Ed Pork?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Theelcetrician into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:36 PM, then departs.
Tweeny: oops PROCTOR'S new book lol
Not Ed: Hi The
Tweeny: Bergman's new book may not be out for a while ;)
Tweeny: Hi Electrician
PrincipalPoop: shocking
Cat: hi the
EWeston: Lights on Electrician
Not Ed: Fun book like crazy
NancyKat: We FOUND the electrician!
llanwydd: that was quite an interesting story
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Not Ed: I lol
Cat: or someone like nancy
redbozoette: happy tablets'
Theelcetrician: The electrician is in the house.
redbozoette: eyes white
EWeston: Hide the fuzes
PrincipalPoop: the farmer is in the dell
Cat: does anypme still thnk astrology has any validity?
redbozoette: the big dumplin
PrincipalPoop: dell not deli
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
Not Ed: only if you believe in it
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cat: how so, ed?
redbozoette: swiss cheese army knife
PrincipalPoop: my equinox is in opposition to ahh hell
EWeston: My Mercury has bad brakes
Beet: Used to be National Guard could skip combat. Not any more.
Cat: firesing were interviewed by stee allen. he asked if they still believed in that shit. pete sheepishly appologized for evre having such belief.
NancyKat: My Gemini rising is opposed to pineapples on pizza and Chocolate on chicken.
Elmer Ho: a sine of the times - we all have our generational foibles
Cat: i thik thier bleife lin astology wa sjore a politial/culturl statement, the coutnerdulture as it wree
Not Ed: the order of the cosmos is entrancing - I don't think modern civ would have existed without noticing it - so naturally we believe we're a part of it, affected by this grand movement
Not Ed: well...anyway that's what I heard
Not Ed: wink
Cat: spellling is deteriorating
Elmer Ho: the 60s trendy stuff was "mostly harmless" except maybe Aleister Crowley
NancyKat: Proud Aries here...even though i'm atypical.
PrincipalPoop: like using the word foible
Cat: i dont see crowley as a positive force
Not Ed: Taurus here dang it
Elmer Ho: my foibles are getting sore
NancyKat: poop-Gazebo.
Theelcetrician: Proud Ariea keep on burrnin...
Not Ed: lol
Cat: good song by Spirit, not
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
NancyKat: Electrician-where are my gogo boots!?
PrincipalPoop: aries here also, and no where near a cusp, grrrr
Beet: Aries in Western and Leo in Eastern
Elmer Ho: i didn't know 'lol' was a song by Spirit
EWeston: Its potentialities. Which can have little to do with the end person
redbozoette: tack control
Cat: i thik this show convined many men not to go into the army, it was cancelled right aftrer broadcast
Cat: Taurus
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bergman_(comedian)
redbozoette: bull bull
NancyKat: Poop-I am...Pisces/ Aries cusp...My Grandma was an April Aries...OI!
PrincipalPoop: different in eastern? what coast?
NancyKat: And don't forget the 13th sign.
Beet: Eastern is Indian called "Jyotish"
PrincipalPoop: you seemed sorta cuspy, sometimes
Cat: https://www.google.ca/search?q=Taurus%2C+spirit&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=N8IgWuWOF4Gg-gTwmZDIDQ
EWeston: Sagitarian western Steel Tiger eastern
PrincipalPoop: jyotish, now you are just making up words, plebney
Tweeny: lol
Beet: it's twue it's twue!
PrincipalPoop: bawbraw wahwha
Cat: This is pretty good. From a year ago or more, chatter Lil challenged me to to do a show about Pete for his birthday. this is it.
redbozoette: tuck it up
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/peterbergman/ - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Bergman
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotisha
Cat: welcome newcomers
PrincipalPoop: anybody use tucks? are they any good?
Cat: onme of the thing we can all learn from fiesign is editing.
Tweeny: indeed
redbozoette: ice cube butts
EWeston: Do not look up tucks on Utube
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/peterbergman/ - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Bergman
redbozoette: ha
PrincipalPoop: never look up tucks anyplace
Elmer Ho: right presumptuous of bergman there
EWeston: Tucks usually look down
PrincipalPoop: I don't know how to love you...
PrincipalPoop: Forest Tucker was ok
EWeston: I think there's a power point of it out there
Cat: pete was always profound
PrincipalPoop: don't get wise with me peeper......!
EWeston: I watched him in The Crawling eye via MST #000
redbozoette: loll
redbozoette: master the mind that fits
Cat: i think he emerged from his mother's womb saying, now that was a profond experiene.
Tweeny: haha
PrincipalPoop: How far can you throw a fit anyway?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cat: thius is bergman in 1956
Cat: his first single
Beet: John Cameron Cameron
Cat: collage is in their blood
redbozoette: ringity ring
EWeston: The fit's emotional state controls that
PrincipalPoop: Swayzee and keeps on ticking
Beet: John Cameron Cameron
Cat: i was too young then to get any of this.
EWeston: I remember some audio collages in grade school talent contests
Cat: its amazing he coul ge permission to use disney material, plus all that music.
Beet: Somehow one typing happened twice. Old computer
PrincipalPoop: echo
PrincipalPoop: echo yes
Cat: this is insanely beautiful
Cat: pete's poem
Cat: kinda shitty youtue version of greast beatles tune.
Tweeny: yeah ;)
PrincipalPoop: works fine to sing along with, thanks
Tweeny: YT can be good, and it can be positively awful
Cat: have to get bettre source material for theses. this resally sucks
Tweeny: I use it a lot on my Sunday show
Tweeny: Wish they'd publish the bit rate
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Cat: can yoyu replace this with a better version, tween?
Beet: Great sonng
Beet: That was nice, Cat.
NancyKat: Fitting end for the collage, Cat.
PrincipalPoop: squeeze my noze
Beet: amen
Tweeny: sure
Cat: thank you
redbozoette: thanks cat
Elmer Ho: yes, everyone would agree bergman was a wise guy
EWeston: Hi NSA guy. How do you feel about being replaced by a private contractor?
Cat: in all senses of that phrase, ho
Elmer Ho: and yes, that was a brilliant choice as a closing song
PrincipalPoop: a wise guy? Did he amuse you? Did you find him funny?
Cat: i do my best, elmer
Elmer Ho: yes - Cat nailed my intent
PrincipalPoop: ouch, that must hurt, cut off the feathers and push it through..
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS – VANCOUVER EXPO '86”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
PrincipalPoop: what prince and princess, oh of wales, ok
Cat: my last expo. still enjoy its train system.
NancyKat: Is there any footage of the opening etc., Cat?
EWeston: Whales off!
Cat: google expo 86, vancouver
PrincipalPoop: Orca not.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html
llanwydd: sdfghjkiuyvbn
EWeston: Minke you
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC Expo 86 Documentary >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-pXFx4d-Yk
Tweeny: gesundheit, llan
llanwydd: lol
PrincipalPoop: i did not quite get that llan
PrincipalPoop: can't shout don't hear you
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Fair Worlds - Vancouver - Expo ‘86” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: tap tap tap
EWeston: Can I legaly count the elevator boy?
Beet: Poop is just being difficult, Llan. I understood you perfectly.
PrincipalPoop: I am not being difficult. I am not, I am not I am not....
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Theelcetrician - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: Throw him a fish
llanwydd: poor theel
redbozoette: I fed all the birds
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
PrincipalPoop: yum
Tweeny: You mean the name?
Beet: Interesting hearing a different version of this.
PrincipalPoop: are whales cetricians too
EWeston: Their in the same union
Cat: i was 11 when i first came to van and stayed with relatives, 2 teen aged grils who had htis record and we al danced with it.
PrincipalPoop: mao mao right now mao mao
Cat: chinese propaganda?
llanwydd: I used to dance with a teenage girl when I was a kidw
||||||||| Doctor Dog bounds in at 10:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
PrincipalPoop: rock and roll is evil, haven't you heard?
Cat: hi dog
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Tweeny: Hi Dog
PrincipalPoop: woof doc
EWeston: The Duke of Urr don't stop fer niffin
Doctor Dog: Hi all
Elmer Ho: howdy Dog
Cat: this is from my last play, Red Shift
llanwydd: she was my next door neighbor and she collected rock and roll 45s that we would dance to
EWeston: And me without kibble
Beet: And rock and roll doesn't even exist any more
PrincipalPoop: come sniffing around here....
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Fair Worlds - Vancouver - Expo ‘86” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Cat: austion brilliant as always
NancyKat: Hi Dr. dog.
Doctor Dog: Sorry, someone pulled the electrodes out of my head
Elmer Ho: how's the old nose, Doctor Dog?
Doctor Dog: I can't talk about that!
Elmer Ho: that's scandalous Dr Dog
PrincipalPoop: super, I thought the plug went someplace else
Cat: i really wanted to go to egypt butg with the latest massacfre there, dont thik its worth diieng to see
Doctor Dog: That's why they so MEAN!
EWeston: A real mussle loader eh
redbozoette: in a pyramid far far away
Cat: lol dog
llanwydd: I remember hearing red shift here. I was quite impressedthe whole world is dangerous, cat
Beet: I always had a fantasy of spending the night in the Great Pyramid
PrincipalPoop: go on in, there is a vacancy
Elmer Ho: mrs ho has drawn a big red circle around an area of our world map and told me 'don't go there;
Cat: this is a long act from myu play Neal Amid, stsarring proctor, melinda, austin, others.
llanwydd: I didnt mean to make both those statements on the same line
Cat: theres my daugheter
PrincipalPoop: forest glimpse
Doctor Dog: Synchronicity llanwydd
Cat: austin was an awesome actor. he volunteered to do this.
llanwydd: not quite, Doc
Cat: he liked the writing.
Doctor Dog: OK now
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Doctor Dog: This comment will mystify all but the geekiest of you... but...
llanwydd: so if I get it I am a geek?
Cat: i am really proud of this it is kind of daunting to try and write something of this calliber
Tweeny: It's great, Cat :)
Doctor Dog: I got the "declassified EYNIW" and was so flashed out to watch Ossman's home movies and see the "dog with the enormous hunk of meat" hea talked about it one show lol
Doctor Dog: Absolutely ll
Cat: this is phil austin he's no longer someone i can ask
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC Expo 86 Documentary >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-pXFx4d-Yk
redbozoette: wooden eye
llanwydd: I have heard it over and over, cat. it is a wonder
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: Woolen spleen
Doctor Dog: Bet no one knows what I'm talking about but is now rushing to look lol
Cat: thank you llan
llanwydd: I know EYK ub ti I havent seen the film
Doctor Dog: The Hour Hour where they come back from the East, with Tiny and Annalee, he talks about it
Cat: notice how i tru amd connect words with soudns?
Beet: Edgar Cayce was my earliest esoteric interest
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Doctor Dog: Nice choice Beet ;)
Cat: a deep dive, beet
Tweeny: One of the DJs at RFD is into the Cayce Institute big time
Doctor Dog: And I loved the video of Questions and Answers, which I already had on audio
Cat: woiw tween.
redbozoette: caught between and bed and a wall place
llanwydd: I knew of cayce at an early age. I was a very avid reader as a kid
Doctor Dog: Haven't managed to sit through the Les Crane show yet
PrincipalPoop: wasn't he hogan on hogan's heros?
Cat: is my collafge putting you to sleep, rebo?
Doctor Dog: So yeah Rufus I concur
Doctor Dog: LOL
Beet: Quite an amazing story. As unique a history as anybody.
llanwydd: most so called psychics can be debunked but cayce is a singular phenomenon
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:25 PM and late as usual, it's doctecazoid, just back from Billville."
doctecazoid: hi there
Cat: neal wasa bewitchede by him
Beet: hi doc
llanwydd: Hey Doc
PrincipalPoop: what about my couch doc?
redbozoette: wow cat
Doctor Dog: Doc about time
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: We're doubly Docked tonight
Cat: a cow cousin from a distant terroir, a great line.'
PrincipalPoop: oops cough, not couch hehe
Cat: sorry fdoir such celebrationk but i am proud of that line
Tweeny: Hey Doc, thanks for the DOMM clip. Fit in very nicely
Cat: hi doc
doctecazoid: cool tween
doctecazoid: btw - does anyone know who runs https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/about/ ???
Cat: its great we can celebrate pete's life here tonight.
Doctor Dog: Pete was a real pioneer
Beet: I really respect people who can master that level of organization.
NancyKat: Gazpacho Soup Day
doctecazoid: i sent a request to join over two weeks ago, group still shows as 'pending' for me
Doctor Dog: His Ariel 4 should be in the Smithsonian
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bergman_(comedian)
llanwydd: I need to make gaspacho one of these days
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman at Firesign Theatre - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/peterbergman/ - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Bergman
llanwydd: you cant find it in any store anymore
Doctor Dog: Hust be thousands of people in LA with dogs descended from Nurgi
Elmer Ho: gotta shuffle off
Elmer Ho: thanks for diverting me from this wretched report i'm supposed to be writing
llanwydd: nite elmer
PrincipalPoop: hey hi ho and away
doctecazoid: nite
Cat: ill tewl lyou a story about nurgi
Elmer Ho: til next time
||||||||| Around 10:29 PM, Elmer Ho walks off into the sunset...
doctecazoid: ah, nurgi ..
Doctor Dog: I would love to hear it!
doctecazoid: woof!
redbozoette: yum waiting
Beet: see ya elmer
EWeston: bye Elmer
PrincipalPoop: weiners in a basket under the blanket
Cat: at pete's memorial, i was in an elevator with a guy holding a dog who looked justlike nurgi
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Tweeny: lol @ Fisherman's Regret
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
PrincipalPoop: toads in a blanket in a hole
NancyKat: HOW did he say those words without cracking up?
llanwydd: I remember something like this in austins seattle post dispatch intelligencer
||||||||| Elmer Ho enters at 10:31 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Doctor Dog: Boston Terrier?
llanwydd: this is more extensive
Elmer Ho: just had to log back on
Elmer Ho: this is utterly fabulous
Elmer Ho: austin?
PrincipalPoop: mothers milk, yum
llanwydd: phil austin
EWeston: Adult milkshake
doctecazoid: elmer need help with the report?
Cat: they lads were performing this until the end of their days
Doctor Dog: What do you bozos use to listen to the strem?
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Elmer Ho: kinda like his tv guide stuff on DF
doctecazoid: we are great at creating intelligent-sounding pronoucements about anything
PrincipalPoop: VLC for me
Elmer Ho: ok, this time i'm really gone
||||||||| Elmer Ho leaves to catch the 10:33 PM train to Iowa.
doctecazoid: ok bye el
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:33 PM and j.a.m. bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
doctecazoid: woof
Tweeny: Hi JAM
llanwydd: Hi j.a.m.
Beet: come back any time
doctecazoid: ok so, cat - elevator, nurgi lookalike...
Cat: hey jammy
PrincipalPoop: dr jam, you are in the chat room, dr jam
Beet: Hey JAM
j.a.m.: evening everyone!
EWeston: Very large Clam? Hi Jam
doctecazoid: he's on a roll with j.a.m.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
PrincipalPoop: get that report done first, no slackers allowed....
redbozoette: delicious dulldrums
doctecazoid: he slacks, she slacks, we all slack for slick slacks
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Fair Worlds - Vancouver - Expo ‘86” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: Oops!
doctecazoid: how many slacks can a slick slacker slack if a slick slacker could slack slacks?
Rufus_T_Firetween: lol
j.a.m.: Hi Beet! Doc!EW!
Cat: eobe should be better known firesign album
j.a.m.: And cease!!!
PrincipalPoop: he slucked,we slucked, they all slucked for slucky sluckeds
EWeston: Ask the woodchuck in the wood shed
doctecazoid: shoplifters - you're getting away with value!
EWeston: Great broken field tackle by security there
PrincipalPoop: gotta be pretty strong to lift a shop
j.a.m.: How much chicken could a chicken chucker chuck if a chicken chucker could chuck chicken?
doctecazoid: how much k could a k f see if a k f could f c?
PrincipalPoop: ok ok, she slits sheets, shes a sheet slitter
Tweeny: We haven't heard EOBE since last March. Would you folks like to hear it next week?
doctecazoid: tween: hells yeah!
Tweeny: kewl, will do
llanwydd: sounds great tween
redbozoette: transportable transport
Beet: EOBE is brilliant. one of my faves
doctecazoid: bob dylan at the met! bob as you've never heard hom before!
j.a.m.: I am not a pheasant plucker, I am a pheasant plucker's mate...
llanwydd: hes learned to sing
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Cat: this is from the official eltonjohn website
Tweeny: btw, Happy Birthday Mark Twain (today)
doctecazoid: plucker's jam?
EWeston: Across vertual state states
Cat: i love this song.
llanwydd: how old is mark?
PrincipalPoop: march, april may june jelly angst, sectmember, octsnabber, novimbster sure
j.a.m.: Ya have to say it fast three time, Doc...
doctecazoid: angst in my pants
Beet: Mark Twain AND Peter on the same day? Coincidence? I don't think so.
PrincipalPoop: sir elton toilet
doctecazoid: j.a.m.: yeah right - i'm on my third vodka tonic of the evening - ain't happenin'
Tweeny: Mark Twain - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
doctecazoid: choo choo twain?
llanwydd: you put orange in yours, doc? I like it that way
PrincipalPoop: you are the walrus
doctecazoid: lime for me, lland
EWeston: Back to the chorus line with yea
PrincipalPoop: collins was ok, judy or whatever
doctecazoid: haven't tried it w/orange, i'll put that one in my back pocket for future irreference
j.a.m.: I put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em both up...
doctecazoid: i haven't had a tom collins in ages
llanwydd: a slice and a squeeze is all you need
Cat: this interview is from a few days ago
PrincipalPoop: stuff with lime is called something, I forget
doctecazoid: j.a.m.: and then i called the doctor, who said: YOU AGAIN!?!?!?
j.a.m.: sounds like the days to me!
PrincipalPoop: gimlets, that is it
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bosco Hearn HTBWA close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:44 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
llanwydd: hey bosco
doctecazoid: what was five, is two ...
PrincipalPoop: bosco,that is wow
Beet: hi bosco
doctecazoid: what was two, is one...
EWeston: Claim yes, but with a different identity
Cat: the problem is when the doctor calls you
doctecazoid: and what was one, is nooooooothinnnnnggggggg....
Tweeny: Hi Bosco
doctecazoid: cat: you got that right!
PrincipalPoop: you can't reason with a gorilla...
Doctor Dog: Gotta run, lady and gents, don't sniff anything Roy Moore would
doctecazoid: nite dogster
EWeston: How's your bro Vasko?
Beet: night, doc
Tweeny: lol Dog
doctecazoid: moore to come?
llanwydd: nite Doc
Tweeny: take care...
j.a.m.: That's 'cos one is the loneliest number you'll ever do, Doc
PrincipalPoop: you can walk out with dignity, no need to run dog
Cat: by dog
EWeston: Later DD
doctecazoid: j.a.m.: well, unless you are into fractional values.
EWeston: Moore cowbell
doctecazoid: i'd love to whack moore with a cowbell
Cat: dont we sound overly stoned?
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:46 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bosco Hearn HTBWA by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
j.a.m.: Doc we musician types like whole number ratios, prefer them, in fact
doctecazoid: stoned in a *good* way!
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Cat: hi bosco
Tweeny: I can't believe they canned Garrison Keillor for that one relatively innocent incident
Tweeny: and Charlie Rose gone too
doctecazoid: j.a.m.: i am a computer musician, so i deal mostly in ones and zeros - https://soundcloud.com/myxprojekt
PrincipalPoop: you would not want to know the whole truth about garrison oh my
j.a.m.: he didn't grope a woman on the radio...
Beet: It's now become fashionable to out even small offenses.
EWeston: I ran accross a 28 page document of GOP child lovers and hypocrits
doctecazoid: true story: end of october, lili and i got to see 'the exterminating angel' opera at the met ...
doctecazoid: it was amazing (i'm a big fan of the movie, so i was already sold on the idea)
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Tweeny: Will check that out later, Doc
EWeston: Garison slipped was ebarrased and apologised on the spot. The apology was good till this week?
doctecazoid: as we were leaving the met, we saw garrison hanging out chatting with others
PrincipalPoop: super cool
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
doctecazoid: i did not disturb him, but as we were walking away i couldn't resist the urge to say, within earshot: "boy, i could really go for some powdermilk biscuits right now."
EWeston: Cool Doc
PrincipalPoop: looool
doctecazoid: he didn't react, but his female companion (wife, i think) did look in my direction
doctecazoid: we just kept walking, and laughing
doctecazoid: we ultimately landed at a bar and had a couple of drinks before heading home
doctecazoid: it was a great night
Cat: my most political colage
j.a.m.: Great thing to say, Doc!
PrincipalPoop: colbert mentioned rose's crusty paws lool
Beet: Love this song.
PrincipalPoop: cool doc
Tweeny: Excellent point about how people were displaced, Cat
Cat: me too beet
redbozoette: great'
PrincipalPoop: is this the archies?
doctecazoid: this is a great assemblage cat
j.a.m.: Yeah like Roger Hodson & the boys
Tweeny: Supertramp
doctecazoid: nice job, seems like you have a much better handle on levels now
Cat: this is the new show
EWeston: Jose and the Pussycats
PrincipalPoop: huh? could be very early emerson lake and palmer
doctecazoid: josé
Cat: will probablly not have a new collasge for y'all as im writing nee play.
Cat: see above
doctecazoid: supertramp: dreamer (so sayeth shazam)
Tweeny: ok
Beet: Suprtramp were amazing
PrincipalPoop: pussy riot doesn't speak english
NancyKat: I LOVE Supertramp.
llanwydd: I never bought a supertramp album
Cat: me too nancy
PrincipalPoop: take the long way home llan
Beet: Fantastic, Cat
EWeston: Final guess The Banana Splits. Good bynch of work cat
llanwydd: thanks tween and cat
j.a.m.: LOVE< Love, love to all! Thanks cat! Et al!
NancyKat: Breakfast in America, lunch in paris...
PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween, yes thanks cease and the docs and all smooch
Beet: This was fun. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cat. Thanks Dr Tween. G'Nite.
redbozoette: Beet breakshot Cat EWeston Merlyn NancyKat redbozoette Tweeny thanks cat brilliant and tweeny you da best till we meet again
NancyKat: *HUGGS* to all.
||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes off, saying "10:55 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
doctecazoid: dish of nuts
Tweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
doctecazoid: ms. information - good choice, nazi goring!
EWeston: A Gomer Pile (RIP) smile
llanwydd: nite folks
||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset...
doctecazoid: never borin'
doctecazoid: i see by the candle on the wall that time has melted
doctecazoid: along with what's left of my brain
Cat: Let us celebrae peter;s brithday by being as creative as he was
Tweeny: haha
Cat: it is within us all
EWeston: Hope you kept the warrenty
Tweeny: great idea :)
doctecazoid: warranty beatty
doctecazoid: clyde ain't got nothin' on him
EWeston: He has a suspicious smile I must say
doctecazoid: that's all folks
Tweeny: Until last time, again...
doctecazoid: gone but not for gluten
Merlyn: TX^2 tween
||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
doctecazoid: it's been real folks - nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| doctecazoid departs at 11:00 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Cat: hope you al enjoyed the collage. wont have anything new for a while
||||||||| At 11:03 PM, Cat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| j.a.m. - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Not Ed: Whoops, away!
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Doctor Dog - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ima_douchebag - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Oolbenite close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 12:18 AM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
Oolbenite: sorry i mssed it,again.
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nancy - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny steals in around 1:11 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| redbozoette - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| breakshot - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 3:13 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
doctecazoid
Doctor Dog
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Ima_douchebag
j.a.m.
llanwydd
Merlyn
NancyKat
Not Ed
Oolbenite
PrincipalPoop
redbozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Theelcetrician
Tweeny

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https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Bergman
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www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotisha
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
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