Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
11/16/2017

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 16, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 4:49 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| DJTweeny runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's DJTweeny?! It's 4:49 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (7:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| "8:39 PM? 8:39 PM!!" says Catherwood, "JAM should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as JAM enters and sits at the bar.
JAM: can we get something to help us up down it down here?
Tweeny: Hey JAM
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Lyle Lovett)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
JAM: Evening, DJT! hope you're well & happy
Tweeny: catherwood, please give JAM something to help him up down it down
||||||||| Catherwood brings jam something to help him up down it down.
Tweeny: I'm rebuilding my audio/MIDI/computer rig
Tweeny: much fun ;)
JAM: Ah, that's better! Thanks Big C (Catherwood)
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to JAM and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Tweeny: been herding dust bunnies for a couple of days
JAM: I'm having to take my studio apart, in anticipation of a move in a month or two.
Tweeny: how are you JAM?
JAM: Stressed. Had to put both parents in assisted living facility yesterday.
Tweeny: oh man, sorry :/
Tweeny: but probably more safe than they would have been on their own
JAM: Thanks. Hard. I have been caring for them for several years, & it was killing literally.
Tweeny: my mother is 100, and right on the edge of that, but of course wants to saty in her apartment
Tweeny: I grok
JAM: killing me.
JAM: Both mine suffer dementia
Tweeny: well, hopefully you can relax a bit knowing they're in a safe place
JAM: This situation is one reason these thursday sessions have been SO much of a relief for me!
Tweeny: it's a great bunch of people :)
JAM: you said it, brother!
Tweeny: keeping warm around The Firesign
Tweeny: we are of an age/culture, and many similar experiences
JAM: Yeah, that's truth!
JAM: These FireFriends & FST are guaranteed laughs for me
Tweeny: everybody needs a break from the seriousness of the world and everyday life ;)
JAM: who's this?
Tweeny: see the topic :)
Tweeny: Texas musician
JAM: I knew I recognized the voice, but couldn't place it
Tweeny: It's Not Big It's Large - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Not_Big_It%27s_Large
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:58 PM and late as usual, it's rebozoette, just back from Durham."
Tweeny: mizz rebozo
rebozoette: JAM rebozoette Tweeny hey swing it man
rebozoette: hi tweeny and jam good swing
Tweeny loves Western Swing music
JAM: Hiya, reboz - girl!
||||||||| New notice: '** THIS IS A REPLAY FROM 12/01/16 **
(DJ Tweeny is rebuilding his computer/audio rig))
** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Enjoy THE BOX OF DANGER and PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 16, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
rebozoette: oo who
JAM: Actually, dogs should get onions. Hard on their kidneys
||||||||| EWeston tiptoes in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Tweeny: Hi EW
EWeston: Ni Tweeny Jam and Rebozoette
JAM: EW!
EWeston: I'm mostly listenning tonight. I'm in the middle of making a gallon or so of chili
JAM: Actually, dogs should NOT get onions, I meant to type
Tweeny: as I am rebuilding my rig :)
Tweeny: but I wanted folks to have sometyhing to listen to, and I mentioned last week that I hadn't played Pink Hotel this year
rebozoette: delicious
Tweeny: but, but, I just fed my dog onions!
rebozoette: hey ew
JAM: Ya can't go wrong with Danger,
Tweeny: absolutely
EWeston: The audio didn't have a separate screen tonight
Tweeny: hard to watch the audio, then
EWeston: Oh it's on, no prpblem
JAM: I like watching audio, myself.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Ralph inside, makes a note of the time (9:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: Hi Ralph
JAM: Or as we call him behind his back: TooManyChanges Bradshaw
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
rebozoette: I am ipressed
Ralph: Hello, friends...
JAM: Hi Ralph!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:09 PM and late as usual, it's PrincipalPoop, just back from Washington."
EWeston: Hi ho Pooper
JAM: PP!
PrincipalPoop: washing audio huh
PrincipalPoop: hey all, and you too
Tweeny: Hi PrincP, Ralph
rebozoette: commect it
EWeston: Well breaks over. Time to handscread 3 lbs of turkey I hope to be baxk before I come down with globbners desease
Tweeny: PrincipalPoop: washing audio huh << gonna be startched and pressed
PrincipalPoop: no turduck lol
PrincipalPoop: 1979, you are there...
||||||||| 9:14 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elmer Ho inside, makes a note of the time (9:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: The duct gotta pass, filthy thing that it is.
Elmer Ho: is this microphone working?
Tweeny: "The Years In Your Ears"
Tweeny: Hi Ed, Elmer
PrincipalPoop: shhh, here he is, hi not ed
Not Ed: Zork? I mean, pork?
JAM: '79 was dark time for me. Success was running away faster then my last girlfriend...
Not Ed: Jello!
PrincipalPoop: tap tap tap, is this thing on? ahh ok
Elmer Ho: Biafra!
JAM: Hi Ho!
Tweeny: lol JAM, sounds like Nick Danger :)
PrincipalPoop: ho cuss: poke us
JAM: hehehe! yeah!
Elmer Ho: HOWDY JAM, != Ed, PP, EW, et al
Tweeny: 'was that a headche remedy?'
Not Ed: Good to see you all
PrincipalPoop: Biafra, was that mick jaggers gf?
Tweeny: haha P
Tweeny: also good
Elmer Ho: PP, I think it was Binaca
PrincipalPoop: is the chat a replay too? no no biancca is like a tic-tac
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
JAM: Biafra was or maybe is, a country or other geographical locale...
Elmer Ho: it figures in "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" by Warren zevon
Tweeny: yy P
PrincipalPoop: a german girl of the evening, buy a frau
Tweeny: breath freshener spray
JAM: It was known for its starving children
PrincipalPoop: sure, but biafra is not funny as it is hehe
Tweeny: hard to make biafra jokes
PrincipalPoop: roccoco got a big applause
Elmer Ho: indeed it isn't funny - so why did Jello Biafra choosed that name?
Tweeny: may have to ask Al Franken ;)
Tweeny: Henley's Dirty Laundry may have to be the new national anthem lol
rebozoette: did you move
PrincipalPoop: who?
PrincipalPoop: nick killed lancelot starlicker....
PrincipalPoop: we need cat to keep the chat rolling
PrincipalPoop: why am I so stupid?
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Tweeny: rebozoette: did you move << only my hair dresser knows for sure...
rebozoette: so little truth
rebozoette: ha its all ficticiouse
Elmer Ho: high ficticiouse corn syrup
rebozoette: tweeny we know you move from thursday to sunday ha
rebozoette: yum gooey
PrincipalPoop: hahahahaha
||||||||| "9:33 PM? 9:33 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Kelraith should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Kelraith enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
JAM: Welcome Kelraith
PrincipalPoop: the Kelraith of Khan
Tweeny: /me mixed at Sun Day in D.C. Mixing for a band which opened for Jackson Browne. 50,000 people
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
rebozoette: fingers count
Tweeny: Hi kelraith
||||||||| 9:34 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
PrincipalPoop: Hi e
JAM: Hi Elayne!
PrincipalPoop: noses run
EWeston: But ears expire
JAM: That organ sounds like Bab O'Reily, sort of
rebozoette: hi e
PrincipalPoop: I thought that was lungs, but ok
EWeston: Late howdy to Elayne and Elmer
rebozoette: shake it
Tweeny: Musicians United for Safe Energy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musicians_United_for_Safe_Energy
JAM: No, PP, you're thinking of white corpustules
Tweeny: grounds of The Washington Monument
EWeston: Good on themTweeny
Tweeny: Maryland Sound custom sonsole
EWeston: Now many forward gears?
Tweeny: how many Disraeli?
rebozoette: pose
PrincipalPoop: pustules yes sir
EWeston: He's usually considered complete as a full set all by himsrlf
EWeston: Couldn't ever burn rubber though
Tweeny: "We have met the enemy, and they is us..." ~ Pogo
Tweeny: The band Poco wanted to call themselves Pogo, but Walt Kelley wouldn't let them ;)
EWeston: Ponies always die young... Churchy La Feme
Tweeny: esp Stoned Ponies :/
rebozoette: dandy fine and dandy
PrincipalPoop: Meet me at the cash bar..
Tweeny: you know disposable heroes, rebo?
||||||||| EWeston leaves to catch the 9:43 PM train to Washington.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:44 PM and EWeston sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
PrincipalPoop: wb EW
EWeston: I got shoved that time
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
JAM: He used to be called Anikin Starsucker
PrincipalPoop: Starsucker not Starlicker ok ok
Tweeny: pretty much the only rap band I can stand >> amous and Dandy (just like Amos and Andy) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgoTSuBZPGI
Tweeny: *Famous
rebozoette: turn that around
JAM: Was that the first record by the Police, or their second?
EWeston: From the Nuetron Starsuckers?
Tweeny: there is a season...
EWeston: Eight miles high maybe
Tweeny: but, but, there is 9...
EWeston: Send money, We'll get there
PrincipalPoop: The Philadelphia Starsuckers,
Tweeny: "The preacher asks you to send your money to God, but he gives you his address." ~ Hank WIlliams, Jr.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
PrincipalPoop: tommy or timmy?
EWeston: Need to congugate verb?
PrincipalPoop: or freddy?
Tweeny: timmy or uncle earnie?
EWeston: He's a pinball gizzard
PrincipalPoop: corn smut
rebozoette: grumbel
EWeston: Whatta bout it?!!
rebozoette: about it
Elmer Ho: smutty humor
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: Which it?
EWeston: Smutty honor, and stockings
PrincipalPoop: timmy is now kenny or lenny
EWeston: Be on the lookout for twined concenates
PrincipalPoop: ring ball, hehe
Tweeny: bought a 10 year macbook pro
EWeston: A mature machine
Tweeny: and you guys are still getting a good show with a movie and disposable heroes playing?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:56 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving doctecazoid coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Tweeny: love it :)
PrincipalPoop: I see doc
Tweeny: hey Doc
JAM: Hi Doc!
EWeston: Hi Doc still in business?
Elmer Ho: howdy doc, welcome to the radar station
rebozoette: may I sit for this
doctecazoid: I think I took a wrong turn at Pismo Beach
EWeston: I'm taking a knee
Tweeny: EW, I have been using PPC Macs :)
doctecazoid: Depends on what you mean by “in business”
JAM: Heavens to Mergatroid!
EWeston: In doctor people business
PrincipalPoop: Great Caesar's ghost
doctecazoid: No job landed yet :-/
EWeston: I'm using a first gen quad core myself
Tweeny loves Over The Edge
rebozoette: you crazy
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tweeny: best of luck Doc
PrincipalPoop: Stop hanging around on corners at Pismo
EWeston: Not the tall good looking jewish gentleman then
doctecazoid: Been getting back into web work, need to shake off the rust
Tweeny: my new rig will have the latest version of Digital Performer and MIDI Quest
Tweeny: I too, would like a good gig :)
EWeston: Who's Helen?
PrincipalPoop: php, i mean phhhhhp
doctecazoid: Did AirshipAl talk me up? http://airshipal.com
PrincipalPoop: Crump
EWeston: Wouldn't mind doing various things. I need 3/4 of a year for SS to kick in
JAM: Boss Crump?
doctecazoid: Got this one done just today - http://scm66.org
EWeston: Boss cramp
Tweeny: "Talk people, up???" ~ Boot To The Head
EWeston: Classy clients
doctecazoid: I,m jumping on the Mobirise bandwagon - http://mobirise.com
PrincipalPoop: Super, you include population facts that will need to be updates on a regular basis....
EWeston: I bought a book on Dreamscape, and then lost the book
doctecazoid: Mobile-friendly web site development - & the price is right :-)
Tweeny: So then you can buy that chinchilla ranch by the bay in Arizona
PrincipalPoop: Will that stuff work on my landline?
EWeston: Mien Gott Woody!!
PrincipalPoop: up with people!
EWeston: There but for a missing "a" go I
doctecazoid: PP: I would think so (?)
Tweeny: Landline?? Luxury
Tweeny: We used to have to shout at each other over great distances
PrincipalPoop: I no longer have a landline, I give that a few months ago
EWeston: It all went wrong when we stepped away from the semaphore
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Tweeny: may your ship sale weel
PrincipalPoop: aps, the people want aps...
Tweeny: like Robucks
Elmer Ho: Jack Poet Volkswagen Flakes?
EWeston: My ship is reeling. Does that count?
doctecazoid: PP: itAPPears to be the case
Tweeny: only if you like the Billy Joel tune Downeaster Alexa
doctecazoid: Twitter: @doctecazoid ;-)
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: I missed that bus. I'm taking the hang glider
Tweeny: Saw a gliser over Austin a couple of days ago
Tweeny: *glider
PrincipalPoop: mobile tech is just a fad, get into VR couch/toilet consoles...
doctecazoid: Good hang time?
Tweeny: have also seen drones
EWeston: Hang type or the enclosed ride type?
doctecazoid: Oculus Ripped
Tweeny: but then, it's austin, capital city of texas
Tweeny: they make Mac Pros here
EWeston: I think the local helo traffic uses my pond as a nav point
PrincipalPoop: the GOP governors had a meeting there recently, maybe it was one of them
Tweeny: lots of silicon valley Californians moving to Texas
rebozoette: grab that bueaty
doctecazoid: Gotta get back to the zeitgeist babe - see you on the funway, which is already in progress
Tweeny: Sheik Yurbuti?
Tweeny: fun Zappa :)
doctecazoid: Namaste, y’all 😀
EWeston: Too many people moving to the Puget Sound area these days
PrincipalPoop: I can order using a huge touch screen at my local micky Ds now.
JAM: Nite, Doc
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:16 PM and llanwydd steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
PrincipalPoop: best of luck Doc and L.
Tweeny: Dancing Fool is some great Zappa
llanwydd: howdy
Tweeny: hello Llan
PrincipalPoop: llan
EWeston: Fair commerce Doc. Hi llan
JAM: I'm more of a Hot Rats man, myself
llanwydd: cant believe its been a whole week
JAM: Hi plan!
Tweeny: mmmm Peaches en Regalia
JAM: try this again. Hi Llan!
Tweeny: whole we?
EWeston: Toot Suite
llanwydd: Hi JAM!!!
JAM: Also like the Grand Wazoo
Tweeny: hot rats
PrincipalPoop: grand or old?
JAM: old our grand... hmm... I choose both!
EWeston: Patoo Wazoo
llanwydd: I liked a lot of his music but I never laughed at his humor
llanwydd: he was best when he shut up and played his guitar
PrincipalPoop: its a grand old wazoo, forever may it wave
JAM: Bidily the Mountainin
EWeston: The cows are leaving
JAM: lol, PP!
llanwydd: hada yada yada
PrincipalPoop: bidet or not bidet
EWeston: Cream cheeze or...
JAM: That's what I like about Hot Rats - only one vocal track on the album, & that sung by Capt. Beefheart
JAM: Suzy?
llanwydd: I hated willy the pimp
llanwydd: long and repetitious
EWeston: Her name is Larry
Tweeny: All hail Moon Unit - Moon Zappa Valley Girl - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb21lsCQ3EM
llanwydd: and I take it her mothers name is joyce?
EWeston: Dweazel plays a mean guitar
llanwydd: so where is our friend, cat this evening?
EWeston: The snake is a noisy drunk
llanwydd: sounds like a zen meditation
rebozoette: tee hee
PrincipalPoop: Am I my cat's keeper? I mean a cat's keeper, the cat's keeper?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
PrincipalPoop: idk where he is....
EWeston: What is the sound of butterflies blogging
EWeston: You are a cat's staff
Tweeny: In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Metal_Mood:_No_More_Mr._Nice_Guy
PrincipalPoop: I hear an echo of the cat's meow
JAM: Blasting, billowing bursting forth with the power of 10 billion butterfly sneezes...
Tweeny: check out the musician credits (Dweezil ;)
PrincipalPoop: oh paw
EWeston: Can you listen to that while your laughing Tweeny?
PrincipalPoop: umpaw
Tweeny: no shite
JAM: Dweezil's Zappa on Zappa album was astonishing!
Tweeny: Pat Boone's cover of Stairway To Heaven
JAM: I've heard that! Get the Pepto out...
Elmer Ho: sayonara y'all - till next time
rebozoette: dustbuster
PrincipalPoop: thanksgiving elmer ho
JAM: Bye Ho! Go easy
llanwydd: nite elmer
EWeston: Disk World discovered Rock and Roll "Soul Music"
EWeston: By Elmer
Tweeny: think I'll put up a bar in Scotland called "The Laughing Tweeny"
EWeston: One Title was, Pathway to Paradise
llanwydd: thats a long way to go for a shot of scotch
PrincipalPoop: a drunk walked into a bar once and said Ouch my nose.
EWeston: There is a cartoon version of the book
llanwydd: I love this sketch
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
PrincipalPoop: there is a graphic novel version of the cartoon
EWeston: You stole that joke from Batman Pooper
llanwydd: vignette or playlet or whatever
Tweeny: they thought he new something?
EWeston: I've seen "Guards Guards!! that way. Used to have a copy
JAM: Or was just scaring them with a little story...
Tweeny: lol
PrincipalPoop: robin laid an egg
Tweeny: 'a none...'
Tweeny: shouldn't have been robin people
EWeston: The Joker liked it
Tweeny: esp not hood
JAM: She/he would go for a swim in the canal outside the nunnistary
Tweeny: fun bit :)
EWeston: Fear like pain may be just his way, of hurting us
PrincipalPoop: batman smells, something something, to the tune of jingle bells
Tweeny: long live P&B
PrincipalPoop: I prefer not to get involved
EWeston: Yep I don't remember all of that one either
Tweeny: then you shouldn't have watched The Flying None
EWeston: Id been commatose since My Mother the Car
Tweeny: Places In The Heart is pretty good
PrincipalPoop: with totie fields
JAM: that scary little story is, IMO, one of the quintessential Firesign pieces. And it's not even a firesign piece.
EWeston: If a bubblebee can fly, so can she
PrincipalPoop: hello seekers and the NSA person
EWeston: Don may or may not love you
PrincipalPoop: Toad away wins hands down
rebozoette: greatest me
Tweeny: Places in the Heart - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_the_Heart
llanwydd: anybody understand that joke about portland?
Tweeny: fine movie about Depression era Texas ^^
EWeston: A Procter monologue is always a joy, or heartburn
JAM: Definitely, PP
PrincipalPoop: rather than over my head, it just went right past my ears
EWeston: The place port comes from?
JAM: Who was that masked pan?
EWeston: Forbrushman?
PrincipalPoop: balderdash
EWeston: Hairydash hear
PrincipalPoop: hare hare hare
EWeston: Can you
Tweeny: Shirley, you jest....
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
JAM: Well, it'd have to be a big can...
PrincipalPoop: podium or not to podium
Tweeny: 55 gal on?
EWeston: Umasked and feelin proud, as a freshly washed child
PrincipalPoop: roger
EWeston: Plastic or paper?
rebozoette: find me here
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
PrincipalPoop: latex or goretex
EWeston: What would you recomend for mucking out the elephant stalls?
rebozoette: super duper
Tweeny: freshly washed child, for your modest supper?
JAM: Suggestion for a show theme, DJT: nothing but the quintessential Firesign bits.Should be enough to fill out a show!
PrincipalPoop: i agree with rebozoette there
rebozoette: lol prince
EWeston: You need to towel them off before cooking
Tweeny: JAM, send your suggestions to me and Cat at TXRoadkill@kurtericson.com
PrincipalPoop: towel coffee border may I see your passport please
Tweeny: would love to do a show of favorite bits :)
EWeston: Look in your rear view mirror
Tweeny: maybe even a favorite bits segment every week
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
PrincipalPoop: whaaaat?
Tweeny: stuff from Ossman's 'Dear Friends' compilation
EWeston: I thought your car was lined up with mine. I can see my past port clearly in mine
Tweeny: EW, LF's "Driving Blind" is not to be underestimated
EWeston: Four wheel drive Datsin!
PrincipalPoop: Well blow me down...
Tweeny: you should not have such predudice EW
Tweeny: Sheik Yurbuti
EWeston: I thought I had a clew!
Tweeny: "You said rhooom"
EWeston: I had instead grasped the head of the sail
Tweeny has the investigative powers of cleauseau
EWeston: Not now Kato!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
PrincipalPoop: something about a tale and a tongue
Tweeny: nice parody of Bruce Lee in the Green Lateern series
rebozoette: hurl and burl
EWeston: The Chili is maturing nicely
rebozoette: bouquet
Tweeny: do they have crabs where you live rebo?
PrincipalPoop: don't rush it, unless you cannot wait
EWeston: Gardner as Bruce Lee?
Tweeny: lobster quadrilles?
rebozoette: land locked and loving it
PrincipalPoop: I wondered about that also rebozoette but too shy to ask ahhhh ok
Tweeny: mmmmm Gardners
EWeston: It needs a full three hours before its ready. Somewhere around 19 PST
Ralph: Thumbs up!!!
JAM: Love, love, love to all! Thanks everybody!
EWeston: 9 PST
Ralph: so long for now
Tweeny: thanks for being here, all
PrincipalPoop: thanks all, super week, tday next week, thanks tween, peace out
rebozoette: EWeston JAM Kelraith PrincipalPoop Ralph Tweeny thanks for the laughs
EWeston: Love and pez all
||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves to catch the 10:58 PM train to Funfun Town.
Tweeny: he new rig will be up next week, but it will be Thanksgiving
Tweeny: will any of you be here?
Tweeny: *the new
Tweeny: maybe put up a show like this again :)
rebozoette: Aye I eye
Tweeny: Tanksgiving show
Tweeny: and we shall re-convene in two weeks with Cat's new Worlds Fair collage?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tweeny: I can do something like this next week
Tweeny: Let me know what you want
Tweeny: au revoir...
||||||||| llanwydd departs at 11:16 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| doctecazoid - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JAM - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kelraith - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
doctecazoid
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
JAM
llanwydd
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Tweeny

URL References:
http://airshipal.com
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://mobirise.com
http://scm66.org
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Metal_Mood:_No_More_Mr._Nice_Guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Not_Big_It%27s_Large
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musicians_United_for_Safe_Energy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_the_Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgoTSuBZPGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb21lsCQ3EM