||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 09, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Arkmikee close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 1:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room. ||||||||| It's 1:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Arkmikee - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 6:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 7:12 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:34 PM, dragging WarOnWarOff by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" DJTweeny: Hi War DJTweeny: music in a few minutes DJTweeny: Nino (see the link at the bottom of the screen) says you're from Austin. Me too... ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (David Bowie, Bob Marley) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads NancyKat in through the front door at 8:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi NancyKat ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| A_Chat_Name enters at 8:42 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Hi Chat NancyKat: GaghHiyas, Djtweeny! DJTweeny: and how are things in Katland? NancyKat: Just watched Hotel Transylvania...i didn't think i'd actually like an Adam sandle movie, but it is AWESOME! DJTweeny: generally not a fan either DJTweeny: so a decent horror flick? A_Chat_Name: trying to outwit this abuser interface NancyKat: It's not just the low-brow, Jackass-like comedy, a little low brow is ok once in a while...it's just that he's a bit derivitive of himself and his best days were with SNL it seems...I just don't find a lot of his stuff funny. DJTweeny: you don't like our little chat? A_Chat_Name: i don't dislike it - i'm just not familiar with what all the blinkenlights do NancyKat:DJTweeny-Lol...it's a kids movie, but, as a Goth and Horror fan, with a dark twisted sense of humor...it's right up my belftry... DJTweeny: As a member of SNL he was good, yeah DJTweeny: Well Chat, it's a custom design from one of FST's programmers ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:47 PM, dragging cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" DJTweeny: click on the question mark at the bottom of the screen for chat help DJTweeny: Hi cease NancyKat: Operaman was Fangtastic...and for some reason "Lunch lady land" was great. A_Chat_Name: Then is *must* be Quality Stuff! NancyKat: hi, cease! cease: hi all cease: hellO Nancy cease: bowie in his sf period NancyKat: I think my Daughter likes it only because the main characters' name is close to hers and it'a father/ daughter story...DEFINITELY a daddy's Girl. DJTweeny: They used this song in the recent movie The Martian NancyKat: haven't heard of it. DJTweeny: It's very good ||||||||| "8:50 PM? 8:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits at the bar. llanwydd: you guys are erly cease: hi llan cease: how old is your daughter, nancy? llanwydd: early NancyKat: Ilan! hihi! llanwydd: whos nancy? DJTweeny: The Martian - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/ DJTweeny: it's become a sci-fi favorite NancyKat: cease-she's 8...her b-day is on the 27th of this month... DJTweeny: Hi llan cease: saw it but dont remember the music cease: my daughter would have celebrated her 39th birthday a couple of weeks ago NancyKat: OH! That one! kk. cease: my daugher was 8 when we went to Expo 86 in Vancouver. my next collage is aboiut that. NancyKat: Yeah, I read the one post. I'm 39...i'll be 40 in March. DJTweeny: cool, cease NancyKat: They had one in '86? WOW....that sounds like it would've been wondrous. cease:http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/bitbook/1986.html cease: same age as Bit. DJTweeny: You're a youngster compared to many of us, NancyKat :) llanwydd: I remember when I turned jack bennys age. havent seen that in a while NancyKat: Yeah, i know, I know, DJTweeny! LOL... DJTweeny: How did you discover FST, Nancy? cease: all the 5 worlds fairs i went to were wondrous, in that they expanded my mind, like firesign only architecturally DJTweeny: that's very cool, cease NancyKat:DJTweeny-Oh, I never told you? My Mom! Her fave album is Bozos and we went to soooo many record stores looking for any FST we could find! DJTweeny: Neato :-) cease: great mom, nancy cease: love the intro to this DJTweeny: I did sound for a live band who played this back in '77 NancyKat: cease-Yeah. Although, many people think we're sisters...lol...i don't know if I should be offended or what...eith she looks younger or I look older! LOL J/K DJTweeny: hahaha NancyKat: I still FEEL 21, but my lower back and knees say otherwise! DJTweeny: heh NancyKat: And i ffound myself using the tied and true "When I was a kid..." line the other day! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 09, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving rebozoette coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. rebozoette:DJTweeny llanwydd NancyKat WarOnWarOff hwllo all I was lurkin DJTweeny: yo rebozo ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... cease: we are still friends with some of our daugher's frineds so that keeps us in touch with the youth rebozoette: hello cease: hi rebo cease: hi ew EWeston: Hey all new folks and the regular mugs DJTweeny: Hi EW NancyKat: rebozo! HIhi! cease: what is this, tween? ||||||||| Catherwood leads PrincipalPoop into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:02 PM, then departs. cease: pooper DJTweeny: Lucky Liability DJTweeny: Hi PrincP PrincipalPoop: hey all cease: all thjings firesing? PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween EWeston: PP as himself PrincipalPoop: who me? oh yeah, ok ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: OVER THE EDGE from Firesign's “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u PINK HOTEL >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln' NancyKat: Forget the fortune cookie, where is my Pocky and Anime? EWeston: Existential crisis in progress? cease: did you get this as a cd or cassette, tween? cease: you like anime, nancy? PrincipalPoop: anna one, anna 2, anna you, anime DJTweeny: CD from John's Lodestone Media in Bloomington, IN cease: aha PrincipalPoop: what about helen? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:05 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Elmertown." cease: i think i bought my casette from lodestone as well, long ago Beet: Evening all. DJTweeny: Hi Beet EWeston: She left Troy after retirment NancyKat: cease-Yup...I admit it, I am an Oldtaku. Beet: Hi Dr Tween PrincipalPoop: the beet goes on cease: hey beet. keepin it sweet? EWeston: Beester NancyKat: Poop-YUS! Beet: Howdy Poop NancyKat: Hi, beet! Beet: Hi Dr Cease, Nan, EW Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln DJTweeny: I haven't played this entire album yet this year. Need to get to it soon llanwydd: what was the applause for there? DJTweeny: guess you had to be there, llan llanwydd: lol EWeston: When we all hated Helen PrincipalPoop: That everyone hated helen, i think rebozoette: its only spam EWeston: Fake spam NancyKat: To avoid degue fever, ress here.... PrincipalPoop: any way to avoid ague? EWeston: I may not be your brother, Jim ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'johan amadeus myjetski', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly. rebozoette: street wise llanwydd: Hi Jam EWeston: JAM man NancyKat: Poop For Ague, Argue... DJTweeny: Hi Johan ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" cease: jammy PrincipalPoop: jim jam llanwydd: he may not be your brother jam johan amadeus myjetski: I couldn't get you to believe my name was John Smith, could I? EWeston: He's my brother Jelly PrincipalPoop: arg NancyKat: Of course...sign here, Mr. and Mrs. John Q Smith... johan amadeus myjetski: Hullo Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd NancyKat PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween WarOnWarOff PrincipalPoop: oh look, it is dirty johan amadeus myjetski: I never forget you neither Nancy! ;) EWeston: Hose it off ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" NancyKat: Front! ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Beet: Hi JAM NancyKat: Oh, JAM, you're such a tool! And like Summber break, no class! EWeston: Frent only when directed, by the director llanwydd: peggy stanzalone. i think i knew her johan amadeus myjetski: That's me baby! cease: have y'all heard ossman's piece about the hotel? johan amadeus myjetski: I'm one of the Anytown Smiths, you know! DJTweeny: I don't think so, cease EWeston: Nawp cease: a kind o acting lesson parody johan amadeus myjetski: I haven't. DJTweeny: Was there an actual hotel, cease? NancyKat: hemingschmaltzburgweissstein... cease: nokk an acting lesson. cease: he was the hotel guy and you had to be the gueswt, cease: actin gexercise. johan amadeus myjetski: great acting. thank you. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - TSUKUBA” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' PrincipalPoop: who played madge? cease: it says its on the cassette i bought from dave but it aint EWeston: Retch Smelldon PrincipalPoop: a tsukuba diver cease: good pronounciation, tweedn EWeston: My lungs were acti...aching for air. DJTweeny: thank you ||||||||| Elmer Ho sneaks in around 9:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Elmer Ho: THIS IS MY EARTHLY FAILURE DJTweeny: Hi Elmer ||||||||| At 9:18 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elmer Ho!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... EWeston: Unglued tonight Elmar? PrincipalPoop: wewax johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Ho! Beet: Hi Elmer NancyKat: Foreigners..they're not from around here...you know..... cease: Elmer NancyKat: Elmer, hi! DJTweeny: but they're really square little fellas, Nancy NancyKat: Choked on a piece of cheeese.... DJTweeny: Elmer got caught in the revolving door NancyKat: And liked to wear women's choose.... johan amadeus myjetski: Aliens! You must appear, no matter how briefly... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Not Ed in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Not Ed: What? PrincipalPoop: speaking of aliens, not ed johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Not! EWeston: In which movie Not Ed! cease: hi not PrincipalPoop: white punks on dope Not Ed: EW, JAM, PPoop cheers cease: anyone remembre this song? Not Ed: Cat-collage-man Beet: Hi Ed johan amadeus myjetski: YES! I always loved it! rebozoette: funds now EWeston: Yawp NancyKat: cease-YUP! Kirsten Dunst did a cover of it and I still don't know how I feel... PrincipalPoop: turning Japanese, sure Not Ed: NK, Beet & Tweeny & reboz hi hi hi johan amadeus myjetski: kinda like the MTV vid of it EWeston: It's hard to set them properly on the lath Not Ed: Kirsten Didst? cease: FEN was our windorw to the english speaking world in those days Rufus_T_Firetween: ** World Expo '85 - Tsukuba, Japan at YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avn87a4VS9A NancyKat: ....and a paaaartridge in a pearshaped treeeee. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: Hi ≠ Ed cease: this is a too little known firesign gem PrincipalPoop: looks like narcs or parks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ NancyKat: ...In the far flung future of....1999.... DJTweeny: What's it from, cease? rebozoette: missed landing cease: DO MM EWeston: Aced the dis mount cease: you should getg a copy]dont have the partiuclars near me PrincipalPoop: neighborhoods DJTweeny: from Yagoda, cease? cease: no DJTweeny: this is unfamiliar cease: whoree/warehoused cease: i will look for it in a more coherent time ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html PrincipalPoop: 6 different languages? I only need one.... PrincipalPoop: wewax cease: any one of you can do this. there is a vasrt amount of firesign wisdom you can mix wiith other stuff in an interesting way EWeston: Languages of the world's waxes. Wasn't that on NPR? rebozoette: I'd eat it PrincipalPoop: not to hurt any living thing, kill it first... johan amadeus myjetski: dragon the line... PrincipalPoop: the grounds are well kept NancyKat: Does Godzilla qualify as an Unemployed Dragon? cease: i found this FEN piece on youtube, and was able to assemble this collage from that EWeston: In a box lined with linden cease: i probably heard this on the radio wheni went to that fair PrincipalPoop: Nancy Prettyboy Reagan? NPR... johan amadeus myjetski: And a jacket headed woman with her arms akimbo... PrincipalPoop: oh akimbo, aaaakimbooo cease: Indonesia for the Indonesians! PrincipalPoop: towel EWeston: The job market for radioactive dragons may be saturated PrincipalPoop: bath PrincipalPoop: border rebozoette: taffy PrincipalPoop: coffee PrincipalPoop: delight PrincipalPoop: border EWeston: Covfefe PrincipalPoop: How can I know what is in your mind? Beet: lol cease: lol poop NancyKat: EXPRESSO! EWeston: What your CAT scan won't tell you. A series. rebozoette: no landing needed Rufus_T_Firetween: ** World Expo '85 - Tsukuba, Japan at YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avn87a4VS9A EWeston: No air johan amadeus myjetski: That would also make a good cat meme, E PrincipalPoop: yum cat meme pie ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: I am a sucker for 3D anything. EWeston: Should I buy my cat a stethoscope? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ johan amadeus myjetski: Well, a set of scuba, at least PrincipalPoop: Boris Stetho invented that. EWeston: And just in time! johan amadeus myjetski: scrubs, not scuba, despite what my computer thinks I should say PrincipalPoop: perhaps you are struggling to say shrubs? like a hedge row rebozoette: heramns robots rules PrincipalPoop: no fair EWeston: He's in favor of blood letting, in all occasions PrincipalPoop: 5000 eager fingers saluting a new day johan amadeus myjetski: that would make a sect change operation easy-peezy! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com johan amadeus myjetski: How about Shoeless Joe Jackson? DJTweeny: that's a big freakin' TV NancyKat: Frank's 2000 in. Tv... EWeston: My Uncle was once staying over. He was woken by our siamese in the middle of the night. He thought it was a demon DJTweeny: demon kitty! johan amadeus myjetski: now jumbotrons are at every large seminar & concert ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - TSUKUBA” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' cease: i remember those lights EWeston: Unc rose three vertical feet very quickly rebozoette: they are so big NancyKat: OMG-We had one of those Hoovers when i was a kid! We also had an Orec-cannister vacum... PrincipalPoop: a fast gondola ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - TSUKUBA” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php johan amadeus myjetski: I still have an oreck canister ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: haha @ my reposting of the banner cease: this is from bom dot bust. i once had the script, but no longer DJTweeny: was trying to post the DVD ad DJTweeny: Boom Dot Bust is great cease: realy hard to hear what the tornado says without a script. PrincipalPoop: you think that is funny? Does that make you laugh? Does that amuse you? cease: i lolst most of firesign stuff when hard drive died a few months ago. DJTweeny: heh NancyKat: MONORAIL! PrincipalPoop: ouch cat DJTweeny: from Goodfellas, PrincP? cease: yean, poop. it limits my ability to do this. PrincipalPoop: you talking to me? Are you talking to me? EWeston: Slouch potatoe ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." rebozoette: lost Beet: For a long time I was hoping that monorails would catch on for normal transportation. johan amadeus myjetski: kinda hard hold my thumb next to your line on the script. PrincipalPoop: You do my wife? Did you do my wife? You talking to me? cease: but there is still DOMM which everyone should own johan amadeus myjetski: your thumb EWeston: Certainly nothing wrong with the Seattle monrail cease: me too, bet. we have one in van PrincipalPoop: who's thumb? tom I think cease: they were a profoundly poetic group johan amadeus myjetski: Dorms & subs. That's the whole world isn't it? rebozoette: thumbalina NancyKat: Am seriously thinking of hinting to my BF to get me DOMM or BOD for solstice/ my bday. EWeston: Shirly's thumb. DJTweeny: It's worth having, NancyKat johan amadeus myjetski: Thumblebum Beet: Any respectable BF should do that for you. DJTweeny: absolutely Beet ;) PrincipalPoop: Is that B for Boy or B for Best? Gender neutral... johan amadeus myjetski: I have heard this before! rebozoette: ha DJTweeny: this is a wild arrangement of the pop tune lol EWeston: Thumblebum Shirly and Thumblebum for all you legal needs NancyKat: Poop-LOL...BF for boyfriend,,, i use BFF for my best friend...who is a girl, btw..... Beet: Cool, Cat NancyKat: Ghould before Boils. johan amadeus myjetski: Ala bill murry's lounge singer rebozoette: yeah cat PrincipalPoop: they are SOs, significant others lol cease: yes, van had a world fair in 86. hopefully have it done by next week NancyKat: Groovy, Sempai. johan amadeus myjetski: amazing, cat, truly! PrincipalPoop: that is it, lunge singers, lounge EWeston: Do the Humanoid Boogie! NancyKat: Poop-I only do that when dating other women... PrincipalPoop: olympic luge sings cease: i lived in japan for a long trime, will defintely make some colkages about that.] cease: i was able to play Firesgn on Japanese national radio PrincipalPoop: I don't even try to guess ages anymore... EWeston: An strums it's zither johan amadeus myjetski: When you were there, were you working? What sort of job? Just curious... PrincipalPoop: the hairy what? ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU!! ** Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Dear Friends broadcast collection “THE HARRY YAGODA SHOW” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv' PrincipalPoop: ahh soo yagoda cease: did y'all see the show about coltrane on pbs? johan amadeus myjetski: missed that, cease! i'll look for it though! rebozoette: watch out for the fan PrincipalPoop: not I said the blue train express EWeston: Nothing like a nipple. Believe me of eat hot pop tarts PrincipalPoop: lots of things are nothing like a nipple.... DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. NancyKat: A Gamera Camera? EWeston: The same can be said about pop tarts cease: coltrane a big influence on me in the late 69sm early 70s Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ cease: 60s cease: letters to small to see PrincipalPoop: yum late 69s rebozoette: thats the throttle EWeston: I did a MST 3000 Gamera marathon this week PrincipalPoop: la la la EWeston: That you Kenny? johan amadeus myjetski: I watched a movie that MST 3000 SHOULD have done, just right for them, but don't think they ever did. Called The Yesterday Machine. cease: you survived a marathon? did the persians still lose? johan amadeus myjetski: lol, cease! Beet: love MST Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd PrincipalPoop: I thought he robbed a gas station EWeston: They ran out of elephants, again NancyKat: EW-I miss MST...And I love Kaiju...although, I must say, Mothra is my fave. cease: i got free netflix for a month so will def warch some new mst PrincipalPoop: it is on COMET sunday evenings EWeston: Somewhere around a thousand MST U tubes online. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com PrincipalPoop:http://www.comettv.com/watch-live/ NancyKat: Will try to find some-we don't has the majick boxes. EWeston: Including Fire Maidens in Space cease: this is very similar to what i did in the previous collage PrincipalPoop: ouch, my ears cease: when phil first met my wife, he began talking to her in japanese DJTweeny: he's quite the cunning linguist PrincipalPoop: I hope he really spoke Japanese or that might be insulting lol johan amadeus myjetski: lol, djt! NancyKat: Racy, tweeny. rebozoette: pink lace salad PrincipalPoop: just why down and wewax cease: i speak english and smatterings of others phil speaks many EWeston: It goes straight to my hips ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... johan amadeus myjetski: pink lace on your hips, E, uhh... PrincipalPoop: did you go to whatsamatter U? NancyKat: Poop-Or Miskatonic Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com johan amadeus myjetski: Yeah, Poop, put in three years there before dropping out EWeston: Hey sometimes its lampchop icecream Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat PrincipalPoop: smatter and smatters and smatterings EWeston: Our flounders Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow rebozoette: the war is over PrincipalPoop: the war with the cows? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" johan amadeus myjetski: I declare the war is over cease: this is brilliant llanwydd: if you want it Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive rebozoette: or is it llanwydd: wall is oval EWeston: I still have a piece of Humus PrincipalPoop: Mrs. humus is looking for that... DJTweeny: lol EWeston: She;ll never find it NEVAH! johan amadeus myjetski: Oh, Noh! PrincipalPoop: President who looked like a foot? EWeston: Theatrical PrincipalPoop: Theatrecal EWeston: Or metamusile between friends rebozoette: what in the universe DJTweeny: "I've been to Turkey, New Jersey..." lol PrincipalPoop: pepto, and I want my maypo EWeston: A giant green cat named Fred ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Kel inside, makes a note of the time (10:18 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. rebozoette: run away johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Kel! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ DJTweeny: Hi Kel EWeston: No, walk do not run to that exit PrincipalPoop: Kel and Ida sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G cease: Kel Kel: Ello. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." rebozoette: far off mists Kel: I gess I missed? NancyKat: Hi, Kel. EWeston: Far off tax...Texas. Hi Kel PrincipalPoop: No, that's my hat. cease: kisses are better than misses EWeston: Bout fourty minutes left to go PrincipalPoop: Kisses sweeter than wine johan amadeus myjetski: Poop, are you the man who mistook his wife for a hat? PrincipalPoop: Sez who? Beet: evenin' kel cease: jack poet was one of the best things that happened to them EWeston: Kisses sweater, then whines? PrincipalPoop: Are you talking to me? Do I amuse you? You do my wife? johan amadeus myjetski: just askin'.... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Fair Worlds - Tsukuba (Japan)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ rebozoette: grassless PrincipalPoop: Stellaaaaa ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: Jack Poet was great fun EWeston: Yes...yes...something in shellac perhaps DJTweeny: too bad that the execs at VW didn't find them amusing PrincipalPoop: Linseed Oil. DJTweeny: I wonder how many people bought VWs because of those ads EWeston: A mat finish suits her johan amadeus myjetski: love the smell of linseed oil. what does that say about me? cease: german execs called them motherfuckers. not a usual german expresion Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Beet: you must be a panter PrincipalPoop: I won't be going to orgies at your house. Beet: painter EWeston: Stay away from open flames DJTweeny: sounds like they were actually angry, cease DJTweeny: lol P cease: may do a collage aboutg hitch hking johan amadeus myjetski: Used to be, Beet! DJTweeny: he pants while he paints? DJTweeny: kinky johan amadeus myjetski: Only at the orgies... PrincipalPoop: a pair of pants and so he paints only one pant Beet: I was quite fond of that smell also for the same reason johan amadeus myjetski: linseed oil & turpentine, Ahhh..... ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: I did some monotypes with linseed. It reduced the pigments intensity PrincipalPoop: I will buy you both pine sol oil for christmas Beet: yup absolutely cease: my collage last week was partly about me painting a house with mycousin in 67 johan amadeus myjetski: lol, poop! EWeston: Carcinogens these days, but I preferred kero Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Beet: it's hard to dilute oil paints with Pinesol rebozoette: there it is PrincipalPoop: It is all about the vapors EWeston: Ooops turpentine. Still a bit hazardous rebozoette: wisps it johan amadeus myjetski: recovering pines suffer... cease: i hope you are all enjoying these trips in to my past EWeston: An poill necklaces. Which never go near my hips PrincipalPoop: take a whiff on me johan amadeus myjetski: recovering PineSol huffers NancyKat: I'm sorry, got distracted there ogling gorgeous cosplayers...where am us? EWeston: Sign of Agnes? Beet: I remember hour of power cease: proc says a great thing in his book, about colaging, about bringing into existence new arrt from combination PrincipalPoop: talking about the electric kissing party ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" NancyKat: Poop-SHOCKING! PrincipalPoop: aether ohhh johan amadeus myjetski: definitely, cease! opens memory lanes for me! cease: ifind; new territory in my own life and firesign doing these colags johan amadeus myjetski: 20 years later & she still knocked me out DJTweeny: and we're very glad you did, cease :) EWeston: She works out PrincipalPoop: ifind, is that some sort of app or something? rebozoette: dutch double PrincipalPoop: hamsterdam johan amadeus myjetski: Eiffel falafel's? NancyKat: Poop-HamsterDance?
DJTweeny wonders what a hamster dam would look like EWeston: Dutchy Danish Duke cease: hideous/hideo johan amadeus myjetski: Like a beaver dam, only smaller PrincipalPoop: You are thinking of gerbils but ok EWeston: Keeps the creek from overflowing cease: they loved playing with that name PrincipalPoop: It was Hideo before it was Forrest. DJTweeny: true, P PrincipalPoop: Gump, I am just talking Gump here, Get off my back. cease: the japanese said he person hated fish. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Ohh Min!! rebozoette: whats normal PrincipalPoop: here is terri Ahkey now PrincipalPoop: National Organization for the something of something NancyKat: Johann GambolpudddydevonAusverhn...... PrincipalPoop: out of control, out of control NancyKat: Of Ulm.... cease: wrong kiss EWeston: What a state PrincipalPoop: afk i guess EWeston: Loved their horse feather collection johan amadeus myjetski: a real jerry lewis comedy-alike contest winner! cease: proc has lots of jerry tales cease: i think all comedians inspire all other comedians johan amadeus myjetski: I was kidding, but I'd love for you to share some of those sometime cease: buy his book, jam johan amadeus myjetski: True DJT. I do know Lou Costello was in awe of Curly Howard cease: post the link, tween johan amadeus myjetski: I wil try to get his book, cat! EWeston: He set the bar. On his own head cease: proctor will thank you DJTweeny: What link do you want, cease? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html PrincipalPoop: back, Is lin a tree or plant or what? What do the seeds look like? cease: thats a great link, tween DJTweeny: yeah, a link to FST's own promo DJTweeny: what I read from Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Beet:Tween is our link to the outside world johan amadeus myjetski: it's a bush I think. Seeds are small, kinda like sesame sized, i think PrincipalPoop: thanks jam, I really didn't care cease: i will ttry and keep creating new collages NancyKat: Confrontation Camps? DJTweeny: them too rebozoette: conglass DJTweeny: please do cease, please do DJTweeny: great stuff :) johan amadeus myjetski: That's why I shared, Poop! DJTweeny: they're educational as well as entertaining llanwydd: what is conglass? the japanese congress? Beet: I second that motion PrincipalPoop: maybe a bush, perhaps sesame seed sized seeds, got it ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' cease: my last worlds fair was in vancouverf in 86 johan amadeus myjetski: cease, I am in awe of your prodigious effort to create these wonderful collages! THANK YOU!! rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd NancyKat PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween WarOnWarOff great night thanks PrincipalPoop: any more worlds fairs in the future? rebozoette: cat as always the best johan amadeus myjetski: Nite Bozoetjte! cease: thanks for dropping by, rebo PrincipalPoop: smooch all but no tongues for the guys, unless they uh, nevermind PrincipalPoop: super week all, keep em flying rebozoette: I lurk out Beet: This was the usual reliable fun Thorsday. Thanks to all my gear friends. Thanks for the great collage, Dr Cease. Thanks Dr Tween ||||||||| PrincipalPoop dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's PrincipalPoop?! It's 10:54 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" EWeston: Great night, Thanks Cease. cease: this is brilliant] Beet: Dear Friends cease: i do my best,ew johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love love to all! Thanks for the laughs, you don't know how badly I needed them tonight! Beet: See ya in a week. NancyKat: *HUGGS* And Nigh Nigh to all! cease: we afre akwats here to help, jam ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." llanwydd: nite everybody ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:55 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... johan amadeus myjetski: nick danger's turning japanese cease: thank you all for listening ||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kel - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| WarOnWarOff - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| A_Chat_Name - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| RedPillTweeny enters at 3:31 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
A_Chat_Name
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
Kel
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
