||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 02, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| DJFrankenTween bounds in at 7:42 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Around 7:42 PM, DJFrankenTween walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| 7:42 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "7:45 PM and late as usual, it's Roadkill_Tweeny, just back from Billville." ||||||||| At 7:45 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Roadkill_Tweeny!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 7:45 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Happy Birthday Keith Emerson!) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| EWeston tiptoes in around 8:47 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny an Rufus DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Mr. Emerson's finger tonght? EWeston: gers ||||||||| Notnerb tiptoes in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: yes indeedie DJTweeny: It's his birthday (although he be deceased) DJTweeny: Hi Notnerb Notnerb: Glad to stop by DJTweeny: Glad you could join us :) ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Notnerb: Been awhile DJTweeny: You picked a good night EWeston: Are we attracting the nililist crowd? DJTweeny: Cat has a great new collage for about the 1967 Montreal World's Fair DJTweeny: Yeah, what with Not Ed and all ;) DJTweeny: *for us Notnerb: Love me some Ji and Nellie Housafire DJTweeny: "Cruising down the river..." Notnerb: Jim Notnerb: It's the tape I've been waiting for DJTweeny: HTF will be in the 2nd hour of the show EWeston: Ah remember trees Nellie? EWeston: Acttually been really digging the fall colors this year DJTweeny: cool ||||||||| Outside, the 8:59 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: were they like, all melty too? ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 02, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| rebozoette steps in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: Hi all DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette DJTweeny: Yo cease rebozoette: cease DJTweeny EWeston Notnerb hail and faretheewell EWeston: Pretty sharp transitions Maples, Notnerb: Nice knocker rebozoette: great music DJTweeny: Keith's birthday :) EWeston: under yee old magnifying glasses only rebozoette: ah ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Virginia." Beet: Hello all you Astros fans. EWeston: Hi Mz Ette Notnerb: Was he always ahead of his time? Love his music rebozoette: hey beet EWeston: An Beet cease: Beet cease: I'm happy for Houston. They need something to celebrate Beet: Hey rebo, EW, Dr Cease ||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM bus from Florida pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. llanwydd: howdy folks Beet: Hi Llan EWeston: Llan's in early Beet: Thanks cease rebozoette: I m one of those cease: llan llanwydd: I missed emerson llanwydd: I knew a kid who went to expo 67. I wanted to go DJTweeny: Hi llan ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' llanwydd: hi tween ||||||||| MaxRebo enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - MONTREAL” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' cease: Max llanwydd: hey max Beet: I had a '56 Chevy. Great car. DJTweeny: Hi MaxRebo Beet: Hey Max MaxRebo: Hey just kickin the tires... EWeston: Masta Rebo ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" llanwydd: I see accidents all the time on I-4 llanwydd: dangerous road Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html EWeston: As a motorcyclist I've avoided many potential accidents rebozoette: just walkin ew lol ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Hemlock (Genuine!)', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... cease: Stones llanwydd: Hey Hemlock EWeston: Hey I like walking to! EWeston: Hemberloc Beet: Hi Hem llanwydd: haven't seen you in a while DJTweeny: Stones old chap! Hail and well met... Hemlock (Genuine!): Hello cease and other Dear Friends. I have to make this quick as I just sit got out of the shower and sat on my pipe! EWeston: Your Checkbook, sir Hemlock (Genuine!): Sorry, cast out "sit" above. Not good grammar. llanwydd: lol llanwydd: aha Hemlock (Genuine!): I am very sore! EWeston: I'm typing in the Old Abandoned Sponge Warehouse ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:13 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from New Jersey." llanwydd: Hi Ralph Beet: Yo Ralph EWeston: Hey Ralph Ralph: well howdy llanwydd: that last skit was like the goon show. I never noticed that before DJTweeny: Hello Ralph Ralph: let's just take a look at this beautiful new vehicle Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html rebozoette: the holes kept getting bigger llanwydd: spoilsport EWeston: It's had work done cease: Ralph Hemlock (Genuine!): And on top of that... the pipe was already lit! Hello Ralph, Beet, and all! llanwydd: axis? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Just keep it off the carpet llanwydd: sounds like epcot Hemlock (Genuine!): Ralph, I'd like to buy a car from you. Sadly, I have no wife with which to drive off. Hemlock (Genuine!): I do hope your car comes with Steve Reeves or Agnus Moorhead. EWeston: You can cruise the pits, looking for the Olives cease: I dont speak check Notnerb: Always wanted to see Expo 67 ... cease: that carved village was amazing. Hemlock (Genuine!): Friends, I must leave. I just got a call from somehow who insists that I purchase a pizza with no anchovies! Very best wishes to you all! Ralph: To The Moone And Back, is it?? Notnerb: thought we'd have world fairs every few years ... llanwydd: good to see you again stones Beet: See ya Hemlock EWeston: Good luck,Stones, use a flame thrower. That'll teach them respect Notnerb: no anchovies? Ralph: Have you been to Flushing Meadows? Hemlock (Genuine!): Oops I meant "somebody" above not "somehow." It must be that Uncle Sigmund Cocoa Power. Ralph: An experimental failure?? rebozoette: scuff the floors ||||||||| Merlyn bounds in at 9:20 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Ralph: but..... Beet: Hi Merl ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" llanwydd: hey merl EWeston: Merlyn as himself DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn Ralph: the snake knives???? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html cease: Merl ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: They never get dull you know Hemlock (Genuine!): Before I go, I WAS at Expo 67 in Montreal! Ralph: the Ludzu Harvest Festival@@@ llanwydd: cool ||||||||| Hemlock (Genuine!) departs at 9:22 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Notnerb: i wish Ralph: kudzu cease: really, stones? what do you remember? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Expo 67 in Montreal - a photo gallery - http://expo67.ncf.ca/ EWeston: What's a little ell between friends Ralph: sorry, three full sheets to the wind here llanwydd: nothing to apologize for ralph cease: allof these are perfect brochure-speech Notnerb: the wind craves those sheets llanwydd: and cries mary ||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. EWeston: Good hemp sheets cease: poop EWeston: Hey Pooper DJTweeny: Hi Poop PrincipalPoop: i just broke wind apparently PrincipalPoop: hi all
DJTweeny lights a match EWeston: You broke it, you fix it Notnerb: well played llan EWeston: Thar it blows! PrincipalPoop: name that tune Beet: Hi Poop EWeston: La Bamba? ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." cease: this is from last week's southpark Ralph: windbreakers, unite PrincipalPoop: still listening to gravity's rainbow PrincipalPoop: finally for smell... Ralph: what does that sound like llanwydd: lol EWeston: Been reading on Quantum Gravity myself llanwydd: what is qg? Notnerb: Cat - thanks. this is great PrincipalPoop: 2 camping trips, oh that kind, nevermind cease: it was my favourite worlds fair, but i loved them all. rebozoette: wow EWeston: Well it's still pretty new. A major thing is that there is a limit to how small reality can go. There are no infinitely small things
DJTweeny sraps PP with a canteen PrincipalPoop: smile when you strap me pilgrim EWeston: Watch it the bladder is running amuuck PrincipalPoop: no infinitely small things? you have never cleaned up after making love on a beach... llanwydd: LOL EWeston: Romantic reality is unaffected by Quantum Gravity llanwydd: this is hilarious, cat! PrincipalPoop: destroyed the evidence lordy DJTweeny: That's amazing wild, Cat :-) rebozoette: whoa llanwydd: lol Notnerb: great story cease: Krassner sent that to me last week, as his contribution to this collage. EWeston: Kwuel Ralph: The incredible thing is, I went to Expo '72 Ralph: or was it '69 cease: these women have been searching for long lost expo 67 films for years. Beet: Front Page News Cease Ralph: "67?? cease: where was that, ralph? Ralph: in Montreal Ralph: i was just a kid Ralph: i don't think i knew what acid was/is at that point Ralph: Bucky Fuller of Black Mountain College PrincipalPoop: I still don't know what it is/was, heh heh Ralph: ohhhh, i found out............. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html ** Expo 67 in Montreal - a photo gallery - http://expo67.ncf.ca/ ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: It was 74 before I finally had a few trips. I found I don't hallucinate. Which brings much mirth to my froends ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:39 PM, then departs. cease: Not EWeston: There's the other one llanwydd: I haven't tripped in about 30 years Ralph: thanks for the photo gallery Dr. Firetween Not Ed: Howdy PrincipalPoop: still going through the 1st one.... EWeston: Has small quantities of shrooms since those days EWeston: Any change? PrincipalPoop: zeigeist huh PrincipalPoop: the telephone pavillion, it had a telephone EWeston: Orthodox pervert branch llanwydd: the only split screen film I have seen is woodstock DJTweeny: yw Ralph DJTweeny: Hello Not Ed DJTweeny: I'll post the links again for ≠ Ed Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html ** Expo 67 in Montreal - a photo gallery - http://expo67.ncf.ca/ cease: at explpo, the single screen was rare. PrincipalPoop: i think wdw had a 360 china and a 360 michael jackson Not Ed: Hey Tweeny llanwydd: anybody ever seen Napoleon on 3 screens. I have cease: with live musci? llanwydd: the last 20 minutes or so are on three screen "tryptych" as it's called EWeston: Only the penguin version Beet: Napolean is a movie? llanwydd: I wasn't quite so lucky to see it with a live orchestra PrincipalPoop: josie and the pussy cats? llanwydd: my favorite movie, Beet rebozoette: boogaloo PrincipalPoop: viktoria keating? cease: This is CJK Lee from her Music in my Soul CD Beet: Nice PrincipalPoop: vyktoria cease: CJ Li EWeston: Emer Fudd. After the operation PrincipalPoop: bang the gong EWeston: Heheheh llanwydd: my grandmother made the worst pizza ANYBODY has ever eaten llanwydd: and she was usually a good cook PrincipalPoop: Manatoba EWeston: Terry Prachett has a recipe for (faux) rat pizza Beet: Riding at full gallop is a rush DJTweeny: We attended the Calgary Stampeed on our trip across Canada cease: glad i bought this cd. sounds great. PrincipalPoop: I would want to be strapped in DJTweeny: they made some seriouly good music EWeston: Serving advice, serve warm, and run away ||||||||| Notnerb sneaks away to The Aviary... cease: the city does love its stampeed. Beet: singing along ||||||||| Notnerb walks in and says "It's 9:51 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?" PrincipalPoop: isn't everybody? llanwydd: wb notn erb llanwydd: love this song PrincipalPoop: aunt who? aunt bee? cease: aunt Kay. llanwydd: I've done radio PrincipalPoop: thanks, does she show up in the collage again? EWeston: In a flimsy bernoose cease: not this one PrincipalPoop: ahhh, ok Beet: flimsy is good EWeston: Lil feet vib DJTweeny: great of Little Feat tune cease: lil feet song PrincipalPoop: or filmsy EWeston: Yeppers DJTweeny: At least one member of LF on this recording (Bill Payne on keys) ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: *great old Beet: This a good one DJTweeny: Bill on his Oberheim synth EWeston: I'll compromise with filmy PrincipalPoop: milfy Not Ed: sweet, Cat EWeston: That caused a restraining order from the local livestock Not Ed: ooh yes Tweeny Notnerb: Thanks CAt! PrincipalPoop: What a different time in history that was???? what? EWeston: Goodun Cease rebozoette: YEAH thanks cat Notnerb: everytime anytime cease: Glad you enjoyed that. PrincipalPoop: yes cease, fun, for all, and no fun for nobody EWeston: The seconds were longer EWeston: And feet were shorter ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: David Ossman’s “HOW TIME FLYS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out HTF at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-rv' PrincipalPoop: sinister forces, finister sorces rebozoette: mundaned Ralph: fenster sources? EWeston: Rabid podiatris's ssss ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" rebozoette: niner miner Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html Notnerb: still in the green? PrincipalPoop: be germaine ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: Yew too PrincipalPoop: memory check EWeston: Per one musical report this week Hillary sold all our Kryptonite to Iran Beet: For a donation PrincipalPoop: did someone lol at milfy? it was not bad... EWeston: Anna cuppa tea Not Ed: This play still blows me away Notnerb: Mmmmmm ummmmmm PrincipalPoop: it is classic, Not Ed: 1st class audioplay --right up there with Nick D. cease: Ossman has his SF novel out now. Must order it. Not Ed: indeed C Notnerb: Nobody wanted to remember anything PrincipalPoop: san francisco or sci=fi? cease: will find out llanwydd: not many actual jokes in this cease: isnt it called Saucers? cease: merl should know Not Ed: I'm wearing them too DJTweeny: Just noticed the three shots that one policeman said he heard during the Kennedy Assassination ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'fccfirstclass', just granted probation at 10:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Oil Wars still going on. cease: fcc Not Ed:http://www.bearmanormedia.com/flying-saucer-murder-case-george-tirebiter-mystery-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman llanwydd: hi fc PrincipalPoop: cheese it, the fcc Beet: Hello ffc EWeston: Willfull Child is a good recent SF romp Not Ed: ffc Not Ed: Procmer's book is a riot Notnerb: Yikes they will want us to consolodate DJTweeny: What the Kennedy Assassination Records Reveal: Uncontrollable Incompetence - http://www.oftwominds.com/blognov17/kennedy-deep-state11-17.html?fullweb=1http://www.oftwominds.com/blognov17/kennedy-deep-state11-17.html?fullweb=1 cease: indeed, not ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Not Ed refuses to consolidate EWeston: Quietly difuze. Keep on camera Not Ed: on mark hehee Not Ed: love the piano
PrincipalPoop consolidates to refuse Not Ed: lol Beet: I always thought the piano misic was a little creepy. PrincipalPoop: good, not just me Beet: music Notnerb: Get in the gantry lift Not Ed: me too Beet cease: i love how ossman creates space in that scene Not Ed: lol notN Not Ed: yeah C Not Ed: it's Tweeny EWeston: Recycle pleez Notnerb: Nobody cares anymore llanwydd: I thought it was a little claustrophobic, cat Ralph: it's an interesting approach, but it's not us cease: the wonders of audio Not Ed: koff koff PrincipalPoop: how do you feel about that notnerb rebozoette: cheese and rice Ralph: the old Pegasus hangar Notnerb: it's going to be all right
Not Ed decontaminated last Tuesday llanwydd: well, there is a lot more space in the hangar EWeston: The flying ponies were my favs, after riboflavin Not Ed: haha this is just great I was going to listen to this again - ty Tween PrincipalPoop: 444 already rebozoette: two by four EWeston: And now, its Morning! DJTweeny: You are very welcome, Not Ed, but it was Cat's idea :-) EWeston: Acadomy award for the use of the word inchohate ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: the mandatory entertainment corps cease: i thought it went well with Expo 67 EWeston: Dance DAnce DANCE!!! Beet: It's funny to hear 2000 referred to as the future. PrincipalPoop: all she wants to do Ralph: Andrew Carnegie??? Ralph: No, you're confused.... the horizon's moving up Notnerb: more entertaining uses... EWeston: Andrew Louise Carnegie Ralph: LOL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20171009.html cease: thats quite profound and predictive, notnerb Ralph: my he row Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php EWeston: Hellofa high kick too Notnerb: oops Ralph: i better call control before i get deflated.......... PrincipalPoop: 555 Ralph: more about the giant parakeets!!!! PrincipalPoop: ikr rebozoette: turn it off EWeston: And the great cuttlefish bone shortage ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| fccfirstclass - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... PrincipalPoop: carbon recycling ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: step into my world Ralph: gimme two!! PrincipalPoop: afk EWeston: aflak Ralph: completely adult in every way EWeston: The children can look out for themselves Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW TIME FLYS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln llanwydd: thanks tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: yw :) ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: pew pew pew Ralph: some of this IS real, I assure you PrincipalPoop: bak EWeston: March that chicken away! PrincipalPoop: all news all the time rebozoette: collipie Notnerb: Confuse people? PrincipalPoop: caliope? cease: where's airship al when you need him? Ralph: can I get a good deal in Grand Canyon Heights? DJTweeny: "If you think you're confusing _now_..." DJTweeny: Yeah, he should have been here for this :) EWeston: The calliophie screams at dawn Ralph: take this blimp down, and let me off! Notnerb: Great pipes! ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Beet: I always enjoyed steam-driven musical instruments EWeston: Been in the family for metagenerations Ralph: oh well, so much for that PrincipalPoop: what? Ralph: going back to Earth rebozoette: soupy ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Dark and dirty. There might be...spiders Ralph: this could smell the end of civilisation as we know it rebozoette: we movin now PrincipalPoop: sales and cream pies cease: p.u. EWeston: Rubber Spider Venom rebozoette: no fangles on this ride Notnerb: sincere confusion indeed EWeston: No air Ralph: the beautifully recreated Taj Mahal PrincipalPoop: the serene mood, the lack of comprehension EWeston: Far out baby cease: made entirely out of oleomargarine Ralph: do you people know that the top of the Empire State Building was originally designed as a dirigible port EWeston: Yes cease: yes Ralph: i rest my case PrincipalPoop: or zeppelin Beet: the eye full tower Ralph: just not lead zeppelins DJTweeny: I did not know that... EWeston: But when ever the subject is brought up the Hiddenburg burns again Ralph: it was the wave of the Future!!!! ||||||||| Outside, the 10:41 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving johan amadeus myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: jam Beet: JAM is here PrincipalPoop: jam knows too I bet Notnerb: Happy landing friends... cease: so is it all a dream? johan amadeus myjetski: been a hard day nothing went too good.... EWeston: Germany had an intercountry Zeppelin line in service before WW1 cease: sorry to hear that, jam Ralph: Gee Kurt, this is really swell PrincipalPoop: come on in, take off your skin and rattle around in your bones... Notnerb: JAM sity back and relax johan amadeus myjetski: Yes folks it is a dream. when we die, we awaken, nothing more DJTweeny: lol Ralph Beet: Anybody watching the new Star Trek series? Pretty good. DJTweeny: Hey Johan cease: too many buddhist writers! ||||||||| Notnerb leaves to catch the 10:43 PM train to Winston Salem. EWeston: Taxes and the morgage yes. Ralph: I am so glad I got drunk at the Zeppelin Biergarten and remembered it is Thursday when I got home DJTweeny: I have not, Beet johan amadeus myjetski: I am a lifelong trekkie, but I am enjoying Orville more johan amadeus myjetski: Good evening everyone. Sorry to be late, but nobody's sorrier than I am DJTweeny: I hear the new Bladerunner movie is good Beet: Easy to get hooked on the first episode. PrincipalPoop: bier, gud gud cease: want to see it DJTweeny: you missed a good show, but there's always the archive johan amadeus myjetski: I've heard that too, dat! Ralph: damn jewish Buddhists Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow johan amadeus myjetski: djt rebozoette: chuckle now
PrincipalPoop chuckle EWeston: Careful of that crate of neoflux capacitors Ralph: stand by to be seated PrincipalPoop: follow the rubber line EWeston: I'll just lie here johan amadeus myjetski: and sit down to be stood up PrincipalPoop: here, take my stool EWeston: Stand up to be dressed down llanwydd: jfhgfjkdls johan amadeus myjetski: Dressed up to go down? DJTweeny: gesundheit rebozoette: i got the tin foil PrincipalPoop: gray no llan Beet: Hello to the NSA guy. Ralph: this is worker speaking... EWeston: You tart! Raspberry right? llanwydd: who is the nsa guy this week? PrincipalPoop: winedark, how dark is that? johan amadeus myjetski: hehehe! rebozoette: snicker on your doodle EWeston: Emile Gothspace johan amadeus myjetski: have i mentioned recently how much i like mark time episodes? Ralph: Mark knocks on a nebulae Beet: They should present the candidates to us for approval EWeston: It's uncanny! PrincipalPoop: didn't you tell us that during a previous mark time episode? Did I ask this before? EWeston: Deja fu! rebozoette: parted the fart PrincipalPoop: lacking can, a shame johan amadeus myjetski: Probably. I repeat myself when under stress, i repeat myself when under... PrincipalPoop: there is something wrong with my short term memory, there is something wrong... johan amadeus myjetski: coke-eyed? EWeston: I still have this darn kick PrincipalPoop: cock ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Hic rebozoette: just brethe Ralph: altering the course of history since next week johan amadeus myjetski: I thought maybe they were using the power of that boxcar full... EWeston: Not without a spotter DJTweeny: oops, didn't change the topic ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCASTS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Free Downloads!! at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/marktime.html' EWeston: Sorry the topics gone rogue ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Ralph: call the help line LOL PrincipalPoop: comithe and goethe johan amadeus myjetski: right, ralph! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** All the MARK TIME XM Radio episodes are available at YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFLiX0DkzSl2kFbGXknZNLML0vNmQGrxD&app=desktop Beet: What do German philosophers have to do with it? EWeston: Teslickles dieviant is at the root of it PrincipalPoop: what is philosophy but a 2nd hand conceptualization/ Beet: Good point johan amadeus myjetski: as the lisping lamb said as he sat upon the marble floor, my tale is told rebozoette: golly woggel DJTweeny: lol EWeston: A cheeze sammich and a wilted tea. Beet: Don't you mean, "cols" ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" PrincipalPoop: father ted had hippies pointing as a feature of the county fair... llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired. see you next thirsty Beet: cold johan amadeus myjetski: nitty plan! DJTweeny: be well, LLan EWeston: Buh bye Llan ||||||||| 10:56 PM -- llanwydd left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). PrincipalPoop: cheerio Beet: See ya next time llan cease: by llan johan amadeus myjetski: llan PrincipalPoop: not to mention ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: high class scumbuggies ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Beet: Roll those "r"'s PrincipalPoop: roll those rs catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood snubs PrincipalPoop EWeston: Low class scum buckers ||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" PrincipalPoop: night M PrincipalPoop: thank you tween, ahhh try that again Ralph: What, it's over??? PrincipalPoop: whether I enjoyed myself during the show is a personal question.... Beet: This was great. Nice to see everyone. Great collage as usual, Dr cease. Thanks Dr Tween. G'Nite. johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love, love to all Thanks everybody! EWeston: Well that spent me time for bye bye, and a smoke PrincipalPoop: yes thanks all and best to all, peace, out ||||||||| PrincipalPoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, PrincipalPoop exits at 11:00 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: keep on trailing ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Ralph: Happy Trails Dr. Leary DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski PrincipalPoop Ralph thanks for the fun and cat wonderful tweeny thanks cease: next week, all Ralph: see ya rebozoette ||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 11:01 PM. Ralph: Catherwood, roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Ralph Ralph: format error ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| MaxRebo - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Hemlock (Genuine!)
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
MaxRebo
Not Ed
Notnerb
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
