||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 12, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers DJTweeny into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 7:27 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:28 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:08 PM, dragging cpfirezine by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" cpfirezine: What's all this Bru Ha Ha? cpfirezine: What is it about this place? cpfirezine: I feel like an idiot standing here talking to myself cpfirezine: Who am us, anyway? cpfirezine: Pray not to play with myself - t'would make me blind! DJTweeny: Hi cpfiresize DJTweeny: streams up in ten minutes, music in about 20 minutes ||||||||| It's 8:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cpfirezine - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Music about France) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| "8:51 PM? 8:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cpfirezine should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cpfirezine enters and sits in front of the fireplace. DJTweeny: wb cpfirezine cpfirezine: reporting for duty sir! ||||||||| 8:54 PM: PrincipalPoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood leads cease in through the front door at 8:54 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: I see Nino has you in Hagerstown, MD. I grew up in Bowie :) DJTweeny: Hi PrincP DJTweeny: Hi cease cease: Monsieur Palladino cease: PP, Tween PrincipalPoop: i know that voice, I forget the name ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... cpfirezine: I've been here all my life - you can't get there from here. PrincipalPoop: cp cat tween ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from Funfun Town." cease: EW PrincipalPoop: ewwww it is ew EWeston:Tweeny, an early Pooper, and ep? cease: Ah, my fellow Saskatchewan native Ralph: blazing clouds of glory, it's Thursday cease: Ralph DJTweeny: Hi EW, Ralph PrincipalPoop: hey there ralphy Ralph: isn't it ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Eweston we hava problem Ralph: ralphy was a buffalo EWeston: An it ain't Ralph Ralph: near denver PrincipalPoop: and there was a man from Nantucket cpfirezine: things seem rejuvenated after Washington DC Ralph: choo charlie was an engineer cease: You were at the Congress event, Chris? DJTweeny: cool, cp cease: That must have been a trip. PrincipalPoop: it was a chelsea morning EWeston: Who kept his loam in a bucket cpfirezine: I've been going through the many Firezine interview tapes. Lots of great interview material in there. Digitizing as I go. cpfirezine: Yes, I went to DC PrincipalPoop: wipe up after you digitallize please cease: Is it going to sold as Firezine stuff, Chris? DJTweeny: will be great to hear them, cp cpfirezine: My wips are sealed cease: Aha, a Paris reference. cpfirezine: No mess cpfirezine: Peggy Blisswips PrincipalPoop: read my lips is an actual title of a gynecology book DJTweeny: Joni's "Free Man In Paris" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' EWeston: But what of these stays and whalebone? ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 12, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" cease: I wasn PrincipalPoop: who am i? cease: I wasn't a free man inParis. I was expensive. Ralph: thanks for keeping that flame a-burning DJ et all o'ya EWeston: Winged Xercseas as a camel ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Hello fellow chatters! PrincipalPoop: gosh, I was carrying a torch to go after the monster DJTweeny: Hi Beet cease: Beet cpfirezine: Ernie The Camel Heidigger EWeston: An the Beet never dies Beet: Hi Dr Tween Beet: Howdy EW and Dr cease ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| rebozoette sneaks in around 9:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." cpfirezine: The Beat Goes On Beet: Eveneing rebo ||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM bus from Florida pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. rebozoette: Beet cease cpfirezine DJTweeny EWeston PrincipalPoop Ralph hello all you ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" llanwydd: evening folks EWeston: Rebozoette as a semi circular settee Beet: Hello cp Ralph: C. William Bob Heeblehauser? cease: Rebo PrincipalPoop: drums keep pounding a something in my brain llan rebozoette: hows it beet Beet: Hi llan PrincipalPoop: ette ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and johan amadeus myjetski falls out at 9:03 PM. EWeston: IIan howdee cpfirezine: Hey Beet, who am us? rebozoette: ew have a set EWeston: JAM in the house PrincipalPoop: jam the man rebozoette: yeah Beet: Evening JAM llanwydd: hey jammy DJTweeny: Hi rebBANNER: ** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “THE MAN WHO EATS WATCHES” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rvozoette DJTweeny: Hi Johan PrincipalPoop: what is the theme again? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “THE MAN WHO EATS WATCHES” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rvozoette' EWeston: Crystaline, or wedgewood Beet: I'm sure I have not heard this one before. DJTweeny: oops, was typing to rebozoette when I entered the new header info DJTweeny: Hi Rebozoette! DJTweeny: I forget, P johan amadeus myjetski: Hello beet, cease, cp, dat (& i don't mean trump!) E, Llan, PPRalph, rebozo ||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elmer Ho should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elmer Ho enters and sits on the divan. Ralph: can the canned music! DJTweeny: Hi Elmer johan amadeus myjetski: djt Beet: It's Elmer! EWeston: Elmer surfaces llanwydd: hi elmer Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln cease: Monsieur Ho PrincipalPoop: you can't forget me, I am the one who limps Elmer Ho: Elmer surfaces, fires a torpedo, then sinks beneath the waves again johan amadeus myjetski: Elmer! cease: Jam Ralph: yesterday's soup de jour LOFL PrincipalPoop: i just fired an air biscuit Elmer Ho: hello to my dear friends JAM, PP, cease, EW, Beet, Tweeny and all the rest EWeston: Drop sonobouys and a sandwich! johan amadeus myjetski: I wasn't going to bring it up again, Ralph... cpfirezine: So the Firezine interview arhivews are contained on around 36 cassette tapes. A lot of great material in there. Basically TFT talking about every aspect of their career. ||||||||| 9:07 PM: AirshipAl jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: sounds great, CP DJTweeny: Hey Al ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" PrincipalPoop: dolby? AirshipAl: Evening All!!! EWeston: Al, not from Chicago Beet: Good to see you Airship. johan amadeus myjetski: I'm feeling lighter than hair, it's AA! Elmer Ho: very interesting indeed - I hope you have digitized the casettes, they do not age well ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." cease: Hi Al Elmer Ho: howdy Al AirshipAl: Good to be seen! cpfirezine: I will continue digitizing, then editing down to a listenable form as sound bites. tHE PHONE INTERVIEWS DO NOT SOUND TOO BAD. Elmer Ho: phone interviews have a certain charm of their own, i've always thought ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" cpfirezine: Most were recorded on decent tapes, so they play well. Elmer Ho: something about the telephone sound AirshipAl: Interesting Firesign experiences over the last 2 weeks starting with the Library of Congress performance (and after party). rebozoette: pangs johan amadeus myjetski: eating a watch - he must want seconds... PrincipalPoop: I smell helium, like the sulfur smell bush left at the UN cpfirezine: I've found a few with bad hums in them. Others are very clear. EWeston: hairy bangs llanwydd: lol jam AirshipAl: Doc Tech, Lili, and I brunched with Phil on Sunday in Times Square. Ralph: oh yeah, he was the US ambassador............ Ralph: I almost forgot cease: Good meal,Al? cpfirezine: The pics are cool Al PrincipalPoop: no no, when the younger was president, but ok rebozoette: pickle it AirshipAl: (y) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “CAT MEETS FRANCE (PT 1)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' PrincipalPoop: oulala DJTweeny: Cool, Al :) llanwydd: chat cease: Llan AirshipAl: Thanks CP. I wish I had the Galaxy 5 1 day earlier. However, now I'm in the 21st Century. cpfirezine: Did Dave fly back to Washington State, Al? llanwydd: lol AirshipAl: I believe so but he hasn't responded to my email yet. llanwydd: I make ratattouile but Im afraid to try quiche PrincipalPoop: real men don't eat that anyway, harrumph cpfirezine: When they exited the stage in DC, Dave looked a little choked up. I think he was very touched with it all. DJTweeny: The French restaurants close in August? Why? cease: Rightfully so, cp PrincipalPoop: serious vacation action for everybody AirshipAl: He was. I'd love to see them make another trip to the east caoast next year. cpfirezine: He seemed "in the moment" EWeston: Everything else does too cease: You think that will happen, Al? AirshipAl: I hope Luke is enjoying the Firesign documentary project. cpfirezine: He got a ton of background material from me. cpfirezine: Luke that is AirshipAl: You can never tell, cease. DJTweeny: Yes, but did you eat any watches? llanwydd: lol AirshipAl: I've turned over some videos that Taylor may not have. EWeston: Or good french glass Beet: This is making me hungry ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." AirshipAl: Time will tell, DJ. johan amadeus myjetski: My 1st exposure to French was as a 5 yr old boy, at the community center run by my grandmother. She'd taught me to make change & put me in charge of the candy window. 2 Frech young ladies came to the candy window asking for something, but I couldn't understand their Frech accented English. They also were the 1st bikinis I'd ever seen. And though I was only 5, there was a lot to look at. PrincipalPoop: a Japanese herb instead of lettuce. Herbert llanwydd: you have to be brave to make french food. its not easy cpfirezine: Did you see my buddy Mark Garland posted a bunch of his Firesign in DC 1974 and P&B at The Cellar Door 78 pics on Facebook? rebozoette: tuna lovin AirshipAl: Cool, CP! Beet: One of the most important inventions ever - the bikini PrincipalPoop: I used to go drinking at bars near the Cellar door, always a long line there Elmer Ho: hot tuna cpfirezine: Pretty sure I shared them. You can find them there. DJTweeny: FST was at The Cellar Door, cpfirezine? EWeston: Don't leave home without some ||||||||| "9:18 PM? 9:18 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits on the divan. DJTweeny: I mixed there once for a local band DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn PrincipalPoop: M EWeston: Merlyn yow cease: Merl AirshipAl: Will search after the chat, Chris. Beet: Howdy Merl cpfirezine: Cellar Door was in Georgetown. Things were a happening in Georgetown. Elmer Ho: i'll fix your flat tire Merl PrincipalPoop: It was a scene, no doubt DJTweeny: Yeah, I remember it well. My first mixing gig was at The Childe Harold, which you may also remember cpfirezine: TFT also appeared there two nights in 1981 johan amadeus myjetski: Hail, Meryl! PrincipalPoop: another place with a long line all the time cpfirezine: A week after The Ronald Reagun Assasination Show Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: Hail and rain forever PrincipalPoop: lordy cpfirezine: Rea-gun Rea-gun ||||||||| Catherwood leads RedPillTweeny into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:21 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi RedPill johan amadeus myjetski: ray-gun, ray-gun PrincipalPoop: matrix action eh EWeston: HPT johan amadeus myjetski: Hi RPT! Beet: Hey Red EWeston: They had to destroy his hair color formula after he died EWeston: Typing in the dark...oops. johan amadeus myjetski: You mean they retired his number?!? PrincipalPoop: his nose is kept somewhere in a cyrotank right? EWeston: You can't get superman blue anymore PrincipalPoop: bad quiche, bad shrimp, a shame johan amadeus myjetski: Marge Simpson blue is popular, I understand... cease: yes, i had some bad food, but far more great food. EWeston: As is purple EWeston: Is there a Hulk Green color availible? PrincipalPoop: most of my head hair is skin colored, I mean flesh color PrincipalPoop: tie thai tigh johan amadeus myjetski: Green is available in MANY shades: hulk,puke, & pea... rebozoette: tye it up PrincipalPoop: aqua ahhhqua EWeston: I'm doubly damned. I have an observable waistline, and my hair johan amadeus myjetski: My hair has follicular dementia. It has forgotten what color it's supposed to be PrincipalPoop: underwood deviled ham is better than fois gras, IMHO DJTweeny: lol cease: Bergman was really proud of getting away with that, the THC ref. PrincipalPoop: hehe he said follicular hehe DJTweeny: very nice of Bergman :) ||||||||| "Hey cpfirezine!" ... cpfirezine turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:30 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... EWeston: Beat out Denny's canned stew Pooper? cease: someone posted this SCTV bit on facebook while I was making this collage PrincipalPoop: Denny's sells canned goods? EWeston: Denty Moore my sieve like memory reports,,,late PrincipalPoop: I don't like asparagaus rebozoette: spam a lot PrincipalPoop: you are comparing stews and spam type things AirshipAl: You folks are making me hungry. Time for dinner. I'll try to return later. johan amadeus myjetski: Well, E, I would suggest to go see Doctor.... uhh... see doctor.... PrincipalPoop: ok al, use your entrenching tool EWeston: I have a no contact order from Asparagaus ||||||||| AirshipAl is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:32 PM. johan amadeus myjetski: Keep it floating, Al! cease: hurry back, al EWeston: Dr Clown face. He's scary Elmer Ho: upper middle class wine? Elmer Ho: what the hell is this? PrincipalPoop: I have not swilled in a long time, I should Elmer Ho: i like it cease: yes that's from Hollywood Niteshift, train to hell part 2 cease: there are some niteshifts on line too. Elmer Ho: not a wine connoisseur, but I do know that white wine should not be served at room temperature llanwydd: Olive oil ice cream!!!LOL Elmer Ho: it should be brought to a rolling boil johan amadeus myjetski: Big fan of early Popeyes PrincipalPoop: boones farm, ahhhh cease:https://archive.org/details/Hollywood_Nite_Shift_16bit_44_1ksamp_sec EWeston: I'll stick to caster oil icecream. In medicinal quantities Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ llanwydd: lol Elmer Ho: thanks for the link cease Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com EWeston: Popeyes first words in print,"Ja think I was a cowboy?" johan amadeus myjetski: Oldest man in New York 115 yo, reportedly credited his diet for his longevity: bread fried in fatback & 3 gals. of Ripple per week DJTweeny: yikes PrincipalPoop: 3 rippling women? a week? PrincipalPoop: tres bien mon ami llanwydd: made me hungry johan amadeus myjetski: I know. Scary isn't it? PrincipalPoop: merci bcp Beet: Very interesting ptece ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU!! ** Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Radio Hour Hour broadcast collection, “THERE'S A FRANCISCAN FRIAR OUT THERE RIGHT NOW WHO'S DYIN'” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?' Beet: piece Elmer Ho: if you've got the genes, you can eat or drink or smoke whatever you like EWeston: You can't get good rippling women outside of NYC ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" PrincipalPoop: peace johan amadeus myjetski: A FABULOUS collage cat; really enjoyable. Hilarious AND wistful, slightly DJTweeny: oops, wrong header lol ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “RADIO NOW LIVE!” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out RADIO NOW LIVE at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-rv' DJTweeny: that's better cease: the jules verne bit is from my blog, www.seemrealland.blogspot.com PrincipalPoop: you bet cease: next week larger chunk of the blog and a visit to monet's house. johan amadeus myjetski: We'll be "in the Monet" ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Get the defoliant! PrincipalPoop: Did Vanghoh? cease: all in all, the trip was very inspiring. it inspired this collage, for one. rebozoette: fight the feelin EWeston: No he's still backed up PrincipalPoop: trips do that EWeston: Tell his wife johan amadeus myjetski: put what you want between them & we'll begin... PrincipalPoop: here in the technical vastness of the future, right here I tell yah EWeston: And left over there PrincipalPoop: where should I look for agates? EWeston: Any mountain stream johan amadeus myjetski: in the jars? PrincipalPoop: ahh, I found the problem, thanks johan amadeus myjetski: or in ajar? EWeston: Them's opals. You can tell by the oil, and gas PrincipalPoop: not in doors PrincipalPoop: I thought sure a gate in a door, made sense EWeston: Or in gated communities cease: i recently found a box of rocks from my childhood. many are quite pretty, but i know not what they are. PrincipalPoop: that is all trump and his supporters are asking for... rebozoette: beans for babies PrincipalPoop: yes rocks are cool cease: must be able to look them up online somewhere. EWeston: Sometimes hard to tell apart. If its pretty there's probably quartz involved PrincipalPoop: i tried to do that with a bird and with a beetle, not easy to do yet EWeston: Where did they come from? johan amadeus myjetski: If you have 4 quartz... do they make a gallon? EWeston: Slap you with basalt fella PrincipalPoop: no, that makes a Timex cease: i collected rocks in the late 50s, early 60s. i rescured a box of them from my parents house in 06 but havent looked in the box til recently. johan amadeus myjetski: lol, PP! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about RADIO NOW LIVE at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln PrincipalPoop: I am guessing they came from the planet Earth, but they could assturoids Beet: I always laugh at the Phlegmish line johan amadeus myjetski: Assturdoids? cease: one is a piece of jade i remember finding at jade cove in 59, mentioned it in my collage about that year. EWeston: Time pass's faster in the space station. I wonder if they need to adjust their mickies PrincipalPoop: Sure it is not jasper? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Ralph: sometimes your daughter calls you on the phone and you can't listen to your radio anymore cease: I found it at Jade Cove, California. Jasper's in Alberta PrincipalPoop: that is what I said JAM< but I won't hold it EWeston: Muchly micro crstilline quartz, with food coloring PrincipalPoop: oops, ok johan amadeus myjetski: Just wanted to be, ah, clear, you know? cease: i should find out what these stones are. PrincipalPoop: crystal, billy and whatshername EWeston: There's some Jasper on the Olympic penisula PrincipalPoop: That old guy has been there for years EWeston: What part of California? PrincipalPoop: many west coast rocks are only found there, they are not generic rocks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php EWeston: Much of N California was part of off shore Island arcs before they docked DJTweeny: Much is California is quite toasty at the moment ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." cease:http://californiadiver.com/diving-jade-cove/ johan amadeus myjetski: beware the coprolites DJTweeny: Cat will have to postpone his wine-tasting trip PrincipalPoop: hehe he said coprolites hehe DJTweeny: *Much of rebozoette: king kong in the backseat EWeston: No shit? johan amadeus myjetski: No, lotsa shit. Really great shit!' PrincipalPoop: he can taste wine anywhere, right? You can only taste wine there? johan amadeus myjetski: Aren't reds supposed to be served warm? EWeston: Got some home grown Kush. Not a mountain. PrincipalPoop: chianti no no no, EWeston: Porcelin communal yes yes yes PrincipalPoop: some burgundies I guess maybe EWeston: Dutch Fog PrincipalPoop: buddhabuddhabuddha ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: thanks cathy cease: i couldnt pronounce the wines at Jules Vernes but they were amazing with the food. PrincipalPoop: no sense of humor in your face now radio EWeston: Shooting buddha;s is fun for the hole famblee llanwydd: the only wines I like are too expensive for me llanwydd: the best I ever had was a 1948 Yugoslavian EWeston: Chateu Haut Brion is my only wine to flog Elmer Ho: i like wine but am not a connoisseur PrincipalPoop: I am sure she enjoyed you also cease: at home i just drink california red in sangria and keep a bottle of portugese white in the fridge. when in france, however... llanwydd: castle obrian? EWeston: I'm like IIan in my wine consumption Elmer Ho: can tell the difference between decent and horrible, but beyond that i'm lost johan amadeus myjetski: Me & John Barleycorn had come to a mutually exclusive parting of ways in 1975.... Beet: The best for me was the domestic Dry Sack Amontillado in Spain ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" PrincipalPoop: a bunch of winers EWeston: Hi Brian johan amadeus myjetski: The last wine I had, had 12 hits of windowpane. Electric kool-aid cease: had some wonderful port in portugal PrincipalPoop: 12 hits of that? electric indeed ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU!! ** Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Radio Hour Hour broadcast collection, “WAS THERE A COW ON THE MOON?” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?' llanwydd: any port in the storm EWeston: Its a really really old make of wine. The English used to complain about not getting enough od it 300 years ago sorta rebozoette: lets all go to the lobby johan amadeus myjetski: Sipped on it over a 9 hour drive from Memphis to Austin... rebozoette: jumped over cease: sounds like a story i just heard, the bridges brothers interviewed on marc maron, monday's show. llanwydd: I had to turn down the volume just now PrincipalPoop: why? what is going on in the lobby? llanwydd: great to hear herb alpert though EWeston: Celebrity dunking? rebozoette: hot dogs and popped corn ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" cease: firesign did a number on port in a mujshroom play ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." PrincipalPoop: he had some tiajuana brass rebozoette: ha EWeston: Tawny devil llanwydd: I remember that, cat. its on pink hotel PrincipalPoop: wait for the inter-mission Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Elmer Ho: "when winter comes can winter be far behind" is one of my favorite FST lines cease: yes cease: by the light of the silvery Elmer Ho: it's so... profound, yet pointles llanwydd: I dont remember that line elmer EWeston: Quantum uncertainty has a place in weather Rufus_T_Firetween: llanwydd: I remember that, cat. its on pink hotel << from By The Light Of The Silvery - "Any port in a storm..." Elmer Ho: Ossman just said it, a minite or so back PrincipalPoop: Quantum and Wantum, just coincidence? I think not. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! llanwydd: that one rebozoette: crack law PrincipalPoop: anything with french horns will be ok EWeston: Circomtance, or worse EWeston: I'll put the compensating fluglehorn away then PrincipalPoop: trying to say sir cum france? like the circle part? EWeston: I'm working on my lisp ankyou PrincipalPoop: mouth sound effects Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://tinyurl.com/y75ntl7j PrincipalPoop: ith coming along nithly DJTweeny: lol P EWeston: Unavaible at Barns and Noble this week rebozoette: i must i must johan amadeus myjetski: I just told myself a joke I hadn't heard before... rebozoette: jam jam DJTweeny: that link I just posted take you to Amazon Beet: Pure creation! PrincipalPoop: outhouses and peasant. EWeston: If I gotta I gotta, but I like buying books in book stores ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: All these aare probably extinct by now cease: indeed, EW EWeston: With a side of tipped cow johan amadeus myjetski: Grew all day, and fell over... PrincipalPoop: when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself EWeston: The free range chickens ambushed him DJTweeny: "Confidentially, I only drink alone. Or with somebody." ~ The Brothers 4 PrincipalPoop: they have vinyl stores and cassette stores rebozoette: parrots in the spring PrincipalPoop: is that like eating oysters in months that contain an R? johan amadeus myjetski: Is parrots burning? EWeston: Seige buckets in Julie PrincipalPoop: How do spell sierge, like the suit, not surge like the tide PrincipalPoop: look on the chart EWeston: Seirge, seeurge, seanosurge EWeston: My teeth surender PrincipalPoop: maybe it is surge, I did not think so, serge, not sarge Elmer Ho: it's spelled "serge" Elmer Ho:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_(fabric) EWeston: serge per Don T PrincipalPoop: wow, I was joking and cool, thanks ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU!! ** Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Radio Hour Hour broadcast collection “WAS THERE A COW ON THE MOON?” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?' Elmer Ho: we aim to please and so does Louise EWeston: Next we think to you about harringbone PrincipalPoop: oh that is a tweed, I was thinking of skinny vertical stripes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat Beet: And its opposite houndstooth EWeston: I wanted to ask about that Beet ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: seersucker, haha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Beet: You know houndstooth is nothing but herringbone on its side EWeston: Nagahyde, when you care PrincipalPoop: I had a herringbone, a woman told me to get a red vest lol Elmer Ho: time to shuffle off to buffalo EWeston: The tailor wasn't drunk then Elmer Ho: or maybe bluffalo Elmer Ho: gotta stick around for the Brautigan PrincipalPoop: thank you ho, enjoy october EWeston: Wave a marmoset at heem cease: always liked his books. PrincipalPoop: ahh off temple street Elmer Ho: craunch the marmoset DJTweeny: Be well, Elmer Elmer Ho: good night and have a pleasant tomorrow y'all EWeston: Hero or hophead? ||||||||| Elmer Ho leaves to catch the 10:26 PM train to Funfun Town. Beet: So long Ho cease: by elmer rebozoette: shave the hair off that first Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd johan amadeus myjetski: Hey Ho! EWeston: Take his hat off PrincipalPoop: it won't come off Beet: It's attached to his head! EWeston: Gang moon the NSA guy again this year johan amadeus myjetski:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203846758229036&set=pb.1222763538.-2207520000.1507861741.&type=3&theater PrincipalPoop: moon EWeston: then turn it on, and run away Beet: Catherwood moon the NSA guy ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Beet and yells "My ears are burning..."
PrincipalPoop moons Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the FIRESIGN THEATRE FUNWAY at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/funway Beet: Beet moons EWeston: Took one for the team PrincipalPoop: if you don't cough, you can't get off PrincipalPoop: The original gump Beet: Catherwood give a moon to BSA ||||||||| Catherwood gives a moon to bsa. Beet: NSA llanwydd: uhygtfrdelgnfdhgedfvbnjk PrincipalPoop: oh, I got a glimpse of catherwood also, I am blinded ||||||||| Catherwood ignores PrincipalPoop EWeston: They're accepting girls and moons these day's. A testimonial llanwydd: pardon me. just cant stand to see my name in grey Beet: Perfectly understandable PrincipalPoop: I that was the Explorers, what is the deal? johan amadeus myjetski: A touch of gray doesn't suit you anyway, Llan? llanwydd: lol PrincipalPoop: they accept anybody who self gender identifies as boy? Beet: Women have a right to as many moons as any man EWeston: Or else PrincipalPoop: is that true rebozoette? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html johan amadeus myjetski: Women over the moons... PrincipalPoop: thats amore eh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://tinyurl.com/y75ntl7j rebozoette: woman can fly to the moon EWeston: I think Beck identified the Girl Scouts as a terrorist organization ||||||||| Catherwood leads Kelraith into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:36 PM, then departs. PrincipalPoop: gossamer wings yeah yeah johan amadeus myjetski: Miss Information ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llanwydd: thanks for the link tween DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith EWeston: Miss Tokien PrincipalPoop: hello kelraith, I guess llanwydd: welcome Kelraith DJTweeny: yw llan Beet: I heard this morning that girls will now be allowed in the Cub Scouts PrincipalPoop: I like brownies, no wait Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ DJTweeny: So they say, Beet Beet: Get ready for the harrassment suits johan amadeus myjetski: Brownies, no waiting llanwydd: you can be serious beet llanwydd: cant EWeston: Its the end of the world as we know it rebozoette: line become blurred EWeston: I feel fine. rebozoette: and then Beet: It was on NPR so it must be true PrincipalPoop: ten years after said that years ago llanwydd: I hate to say I sometimes believe what I hear on the radio EWeston: It was the Boyscouts. The've said girls can now be official boyscouts. Just don;t ask us about the bathrooms PrincipalPoop: you listen to NPR instead of our brother lumberg huh? Beet: Yes, that's right, EW Beet: A real Jamboree ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" PrincipalPoop: a whole new meaning to jamboree EWeston: The right wing trolls are clutching their pearls nation wide llanwydd: I used to listen to nothing but npr but I hardly listen to the radio at all anymore Beet: It's my other source of news other than Jimmie Dore johan amadeus myjetski: I enjoy listening to nothing myself EWeston: I do a pod cast of Stephanie Miller in the morm. Information with slide whistle rebozoette: ha PrincipalPoop: just give me that old time rock and roll johan amadeus myjetski: How much nothing? Too much nothing... DJTweeny: You'll find some fine internet radio shows at www.dishnuts.net (Radio Free Dishnuts) EWeston: Charlie Pierce, from Esquire is very good Beet: You can never have enough nothing llanwydd: well, I have some stuff to do. hopefully see you all next week llanwydd: nite johan amadeus myjetski: I'm too old to rock & roll, but I'm too young to die EWeston: Sail on IIan PrincipalPoop: ciao llan cease: thanks for dropping by, llan ||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:44 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" DJTweeny: good Tull Beet: See ya brother llan johan amadeus myjetski: Nite Llan! PrincipalPoop: yes petty died recently Beet: I took Tom Petty's passing kind of personally. Great songs cease: snl did the vegas singer doing petty song as an opening. stunning. EWeston: That was a bad Monday EWeston: Only two members of the Traveling Wilberrys left, Bob and Jeff rebozoette: it rankles johan amadeus myjetski: Traveling Wilbur's - the best super group ever PrincipalPoop: not gonna back down on that? DJTweeny: Loved his work with The Wilburys too Beet Beet: Bob will be the last man standing DJTweeny: Yeah EW :/ EWeston: And Kieth Richards is still alive johan amadeus myjetski: 3 actually, E, Roy's gone home too DJTweeny: pretty amazing about Keith Beet: He doesn't look alive EWeston: It's part of his contract DJTweeny: Yeah, Roy died right after they made their first album, I think johan amadeus myjetski: Yeah, beet, but he looked that way 20 yrs ago, too Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Beet: Saw Roy in D.C. at The Bayou EWeston: Some incedible warbling from that man DJTweeny: Good point Johan lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! johan amadeus myjetski: Amazing that voice fit into the Wilbur's, I thought ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' johan amadeus myjetski: Sure wood forest PrincipalPoop: young X DJTweeny: Quite a variety of vocal timbres in that group EWeston: Clear cutters will be hung DJTweeny: Dylan being pretty much the opposite of Orbison's smoothness johan amadeus myjetski: well hung? EWeston: Communal writing too EWeston: It's a subjective call Beet: A fantastic accident of greats coming together. johan amadeus myjetski: Really professional they way they listened to each other as they sang together. EWeston: more gitars than Randee's guitar army rebozoette: oh tongues ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Not Ed in through the front door at 10:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Bye Ed lol ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! PrincipalPoop: oh lips Beet: Not is Not johan amadeus myjetski: Imagine if you will, Johnny Cash joining the Wilbur's... PrincipalPoop: barely made it not ed Not Ed: Oops guess I missed it. Night night all! johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Ed Bye Ed! cease: Not DJTweeny: The Highwaymen was also a great supergroup EWeston: OK Not Ed take this ovoid and run the the wining score in! PrincipalPoop: the old in and out with not ed johan amadeus myjetski: true enough, dat! Beet: Aaw, that went too fast. Really having fun. Thanks to everyone. Great collage Cat. Look forward to Part 2. Thanks Dr. Tween. G'Nite. PrincipalPoop: thank you tween, and all inbetween EWeston: The Wrecking Crew was a sorta super group, of unknowns johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love, love to ALL! & thanks to everybody, cat, kurt, et al! rebozoette: thats herbie PrincipalPoop: merci encore mon ami chat EWeston: By by all freaks and friends cease: always fun ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" PrincipalPoop: super week all xD ||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 10:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski Kelraith Merlyn Not Ed PrincipalPoop nice evening thank scat and tweenie DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... cease: More France next week. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| cease departs at 10:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: tx again tween ||||||||| At 11:03 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:24 PM, dragging doctecazoid by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" doctecazoid: sorry for the late appearance, couldn't be helped ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... doctecazoid: looooooooooooooong conversation with a former co-worker, started at 9:30pm, ended close to 2 hrs later doctecazoid: looks like i missed the exposition - o well doctecazoid: see ya next time - ttfn ttyl byeeeeeeeeee ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Kelraith - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| doctecazoid - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
AirshipAl
Beet
cease
cpfirezine
DJTweeny
doctecazoid
Elmer Ho
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
