||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 27, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with RedPillTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:27 AM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. ||||||||| It's 8:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny sneaks in around 8:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| "8:13 PM? 8:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the couch. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:35 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving NancyKat coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. NancyKat: DERP. NancyKat: Hi, DJTweeny! DJTweeny: Hey Nancy :) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Bob Weir) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' NancyKat: YAY...Love the Weir. DJTweeny: Ace is a cool album ||||||||| Captain Equinox waltzes in at 8:48 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! DJTweeny: Ahoy Captain Captain Equinox: Avast! NancyKat: Hey, Cap. EQ.! Captain Equinox: Howdy, NK! Captain Equinox: Are you kn the Facebook? Captain Equinox: *on* DJTweeny: I is NancyKat: I is as well. Captain Equinox: I know you are DJ- we're FB friends. DJTweeny: I know ;) Captain Equinox: NK - under what moniker? ||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM bus from Washington pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. NancyKat: Susan M. Von-Droste ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet gets out at 8:53 PM. Beet: Evening fellow Fireheads! NancyKat: Damn, there goes my mystique... NancyKat: Beet! ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski tiptoes in around 8:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi EW, Beet Beet: Howdy Miss Nan EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny NancyKat and Capt EQ, and Beet, and Johan, and... Beet: Hi, Dr Tween Captain Equinox: Good,NK - we're already connected too. Beet: Hello Mr. EW Captain Equinox: Hey, EW Captain Equinox: Keep it sweet, Beet. Beet: Evening Cap'm NancyKat: Jam and EW! ||||||||| Cat bounds in at 8:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Captain Equinox: Hi JAM! DJTweeny: Hey Cat EWeston: I'm tempted to say,:Welll hallooo Willlburrr Beet: The Catster! DJTweeny: Hi Johan Cat: Nice music. High, all. Beet: I think we have a quorum now. Captain Equinox: Hi Cat Beet: Hi JAM EWeston: Missed the kitty sneaking in Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey there Capt! DJT, NancyKE, & beet! DJTweeny: from Bob Weir's "Ace" album Captain Equinox: *yes* NancyKat: Hi, Cat! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: AND cat!!! EWeston: A quorum, good. Cut or deal? ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: Don't think I have ever heard this one before. Pretty nice. ||||||||| 8:57 PM: PrincipalPoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Cat: I like this. NancyKat: AHH!! POOP! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, PP! Cat: Hi Poop Beet: Any old business, new business? PrincipalPoop: hallo :) DJTweeny: The P-man EWeston: Now the man with the tapes and all around nice guy... Beet: Howdy Poop! PrincipalPoop: myob Captain Equinox: Hey, PP Beet: lol poop ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! PrincipalPoop: business or pleasure? Captain Equinox: Nunya...bizness PrincipalPoop: old pleasure, new pleasure? Beet: old or new ||||||||| Catherwood escorts rebozoette into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 27, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat: rebo DJTweeny: yo rebo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Reboot! EWeston: Mz Ette PrincipalPoop: is the song hot fun in the summertime or hot time in the summer fun? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rebozoette! rebozoette: Beet Captain Equinox Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat PrincipalPoop yo yoy yo Captain Equinox: *honk honk*! Beet: Hi rebo rebozoette: hi tweeny rebozoette: mr ew rebozoette: jam and beet onderbar Cat: happy almost birthday, phil PrincipalPoop: 77 lordy lordy, it is 20 more years before we can consider him really old lol Beet: Yo, Happy Birthday, Big Phil! rebozoette: camp that camp EWeston: Dam up the ants for laters Cat: 77. will we see him strip on sunset? PrincipalPoop: lend me your comb EWeston: Promise no cooties? PrincipalPoop: i never promised you a rose garden cootie free Beet: King of Austin EWeston: You told me those were aphids PrincipalPoop: just a little bit Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or ephids? EWeston: Choke...Immigrants! Captain Equinox: Whoops - lost the audio ||||||||| Deputy Dang enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. PrincipalPoop: mine is fine, and the audio too Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Whoops - I'm an Indian Beet: Richard Rogers Master of Melody EWeston: Deputy Dee Captain Equinox: Got it back Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Dang me! PrincipalPoop: nobodies friend ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out THIS COUNTRY at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv' EWeston: Giff heem the aphids Cat: DD DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Captain Equinox: JAM, that was Roger Miller NancyKat: Further Adieu or ague/ PrincipalPoop: aphids? we don't need no steenking aphids EWeston: I dipped them in the the shellac ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's Elmer Ho, just back from Funfun Town." Cat: EH Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, of courses it was, Cap't.! High from the highest three... Beet: Yo Ho DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: Hello dear friends EWeston: Elmer halloo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: tree PrincipalPoop: ello elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, ElmerH! EWeston: farfigneutron Elmer Ho: howdy Beet Tweeny EW PP and JAM PrincipalPoop: ach ach ach ach NancyKat: G hoseyphats! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln rebozoette: I found it at the five and dime PrincipalPoop: great caesar's ghost ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Nice toenail polish Caesar Cat: you throw a salad on caesar? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great Scot, Holmes, it IS great toenail polish! PrincipalPoop: who tossed the salad? rebozoette: you can't pickle that Captain Equinox: Caesar is the Salad Dressing Dude. EWeston: Hidden pickle salad. Soon at a haberdashery near you PrincipalPoop: let him wear whatever he wants rebozoette: toga Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't pickle that up! You don't know where it's been... PrincipalPoop: a salad toga, no anchonvies EWeston: I wouldn't say a word against those hubcaps EWeston: Or mister Assenger ||||||||| 9:15 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" PrincipalPoop: NE Cat: HI Not Not Ed: Is this Elmertown? EWeston: Not Ed quota reached, at last Beet: hi ed DJTweeny: Hi ≠Ed Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NotEd! Not Ed: lol Tweeny ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:16 PM, dragging llanwydd by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: well, noted, NotEd! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: Touch and see if we're tacky llanwydd: howdy folks DJTweeny: Yo Llan EWeston: IIan yow Elmer Ho: helllllo Llllllan PrincipalPoop: llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: plan! how goes it? Cat: Hi Llan Not Ed: Hi Cat n PPoop n JAM n Beet n EW Not Ed: Hey llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Llan, how goes it? Beet: hi llan PrincipalPoop: the shellac not dry yet? Elmer Ho: ok, who here is not not Ed llanwydd: goes quite nice, thanks for asking Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Not Ed: Cheers NancyK reboz Elmer NancyKat: Sorry needed to re boot the comp... llanwydd: when I met phil he looked like he was 40 NancyKat: Hi, Not ed... DJTweeny: Proc is one really talented guy :) Cat: Nancy! It's You. llanwydd: that was in april 81 EWeston: No its dry...now. Elmer Ho: sometime PP seems like several talented guys Not Ed: Truth Tweeny PrincipalPoop: did not see you had left, but wb DJTweeny: Indeed, Elmer NancyKat: And DD an' rebozo respectively. Cat: lol ho Cat: their brains are that sharp,. they take us with them. Not Ed: Hi DDang Elmer Ho: and it is indeed Procmer's burthday, at least in UTC time PrincipalPoop: coming from a pinhead, not saying much llanwydd: he must be an early leo Cat: do we have other times? Not Ed: luv this Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is hilarious! PrincipalPoop: doesn't penicillian fix UTC? DJTweeny: yes, Proc's birthday is the 28th ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! llanwydd: actually when I met him he pulled his zodiac necklace out of his shirt and showed me Cat: they were doing stuff like this at yale in the 50s Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, PP! PrincipalPoop: manyanah is the bidet bday EWeston: I was wondering today about the state of astrology when the moon was only 15000 miles away llanwydd: I asked him what Firesign Theatre meant and that was part of his explanation llanwydd: how long ago was that, wes? Not Ed: Figures, llan PrincipalPoop: pulling things out and showing them to other people, my lawyers advised me against that llanwydd: today its about a quarter of a million miles DJTweeny: lol P EWeston: That was around 4.2-3 Billion years ago PrincipalPoop: is it going to crash? should I panic and run amok? EWeston: The Moon had just formed as a solid body Not Ed: depends whether the thing is pulled out or whipped out PrincipalPoop: billions of years ago? you said something about today... ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: Bob Handlejob Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This putz me in mind of that fwind fwom Wome, Bigith Dikith Captain Equinox: I dare! EWeston: Trippy thing the earth's angukar momentum has been pushing the moon away for the last 4 point ought years. PrincipalPoop: teased out.... Cat: indeed, jam rebozoette: make a wave llanwydd: and yet when you see nighttime paintings from centuries ago, the moon looks much much bigger than it is today EWeston: I can multi time PP Not Ed: I learned today that we're all made of stuff from other galaxies DJTweeny: The Life Of Brian has some extremely funny moments Not Ed: lint, old gum, used twist-ties... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Perhaps the moon WAS bigger. Perhaps all that going around has worn it down over the millinnea EWeston: How is that matter taged? llanwydd: what have the bloody romans ever done for us! llanwydd: brought peace llanwydd: OH, PEACE! ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: Every breath that you take has at least one molecule of oxygen breathed by Julius Caeser EWeston: They disappeared their recipe for concrete Not Ed: haha Cat: harrison wanted to make that film and get into making films in general. serendipitious. Not Ed: llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is one of the single funniest FST routines ever, IMO! PrincipalPoop: oh that is what that taste is, I thought it was, well nevermind Cat: one so uncountable, jam PrincipalPoop: a pax on everybody Johan Amadeus Myjetski: so true, cat! Not Ed: In some countries you can be castigated for bad puns right there in public or worse Not Ed: So, you know.... Cat: i cant count the number of favourite firesign bits PrincipalPoop: hehe he said castigated hehe Elmer Ho: yikes, castigated? EWeston: And a Vulcan cheese melt upon thee Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, Elmer, you're thinking of conjugated ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: a melted cheese log, yum PrincipalPoop: hehehe he said conjugated hehe Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Not Ed: lol EWeston: The crunchy bits are probably bacon Not Ed: Hey! (love that Russ touch) ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lark bones is aspect, E! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat llanwydd: what do marshmallows have to do with despair? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The crunchy bits that is ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." DJTweeny: Well, if you have a cup of hot cocoa... ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Good thing his throat never heard that llanwydd: I am already on there as Prospero DJTweeny: and no marshmallows llanwydd: Oh, I get it, tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or even a whole cup, djyt PrincipalPoop: sounds like a Danny Kaye song, just point a link, to a pic, in the chat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd NancyKat: The vessle with the pestle... Cat: lets talk about the dodgers PrincipalPoop: one of the original rappers lol EWeston: Mortorize, today Not Ed: The radio is broken Cat: main topic of conversatin when i was a kid in la Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Danny Kaye song lyrics wee trip tongue twisterrs worse than any Gilbert & Sullivan llanwydd: thanks for the link Cat: you could instantly make friends with anyone. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive PrincipalPoop: lots of my friends in high school were athletic supporters EWeston: Contact Hi. forgot that one Not Ed: Yepsk TY 4 linkage. DJTweeny: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: apathy birthday to you! Beet: lol llanwydd: I saw a coolvideo on youtube a few weeks ago of some high school drama club kids doing the original nick danger EWeston: And a pathyday to you too toot PrincipalPoop: that is true, not a lot you can say about apathy Cat: vin sculy got us ready for firesign a decade later. the wonders of voice. llanwydd: they were pretty good for amateurs DJTweeny: "Nobody cares anymore. I don't care, but it's a government job though and they're hard to..." PrincipalPoop: ronnie started as a sports announcer Beet: I don't care about apathy EWeston: Inspiring material Cat: and it doesnt care about you, beet DJTweeny: haha ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: That's fair PrincipalPoop: the torch is passed to a new generation of nick you are such a tool... rebozoette: stop lickin yur ingers EWeston: Toes still ok? NancyKat: rebozo-but the mozz sticks are so good! rebozoette: lol lick um if ya got um Elmer Ho: speaking of food, a true fact: Der Wienerschnitzel doesn't sell wienerschnitze. PrincipalPoop: something something can't be licked, I forget what Elmer Ho: everyone needs to know that PrincipalPoop: do they still have Der W? EWeston: Our new communications director thinks Bannon can PrincipalPoop: last one I saw was way back in the 90s Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Actually, it CAN be licked, as long as the government employees never find out... Elmer Ho: dunno - did they go out of business? rebozoette: elbows amd knee creases PrincipalPoop: you are allowed to stick your elbow in your ear, I know that Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's FST Page >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor Cat: i ate and drank at a wonderful restaurant in paris called Spring last month. EWeston: Just not both in one, I think. Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Proctor at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Proctor llanwydd: its always springtime in paris PrincipalPoop: tu me tuer mon ami, mais tres bien et magnifique Elmer Ho: PP - according to Wikipedia (so you know it's true) they're now just Wienerschnitzel (no Der - or is it no duh?) DJTweeny: Der just means The, doesn't it? PrincipalPoop: cool, they had good hot dogs and something else, the shakes or fries or something... Cat:http://www.springparis.fr/en/ EWeston: Thought it was das DJTweeny: hmmm Elmer Ho: yeah, it's been a long time since I was there - we don't have them where I live now PrincipalPoop: that comedian with the wild hair used to say hello der llanwydd: I tried making wienerschitzel about a year ago Elmer Ho: der, das, die - depends on the gender llanwydd: it could have used some kind of sauce Cat: it's food so good that every atom in your palate thanks you for giving you these tastes. DJTweeny: 3 genders in Germany? EWeston: Das Kanker! NancyKat: I believe it's a difference between singular and plural. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Male, female, & neuter ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: plumpkin ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" PrincipalPoop: yes, the french have excellent palates, mine is shot Elmer Ho: llan - there's a variant called Jaegerschnitzel that has a sort of brown sauce on it PrincipalPoop: at least 3, of course llanwydd: I see Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Icy... llanwydd: made from Jaegermeister? Cat: this was my 3rd trip to Paris but the first time I consiously sought great food. EWeston: Well one of them Don says can't join the military PrincipalPoop: what movie was plumpkin in, the former disney actor... Elmer Ho: lol - fortunately, no Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the FIRESIGN THEATRE FUNWAY at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/funway rebozoette: carriage me back to old EWeston: Lost at sea. Tied up to a dock, or duck PrincipalPoop: maybe the guy that stalked jerry lewis, ahh nevermind... llanwydd: I have been on the funway PrincipalPoop: why a duck? Captain Equinox: Don't start that one! lol EWeston: Slave to fashion I B rebozoette: barf bags get yer barf bags here Not Ed: Pork? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I never understood that, PP rebozoette: duck ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Elmer Ho: have to say FST's blackface stuff can seem a little borderline sometimes PrincipalPoop: sorry but CE has spoken lol ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: This pork has feathers Elmer Ho: it was a different time, i guess rebozoette: via why a llanwydd: oh, porkfeathers! PrincipalPoop: there is no way to safely walk those lines, same with the philipino and japanese accents rebozoette: hogzilla ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: They have value? PrincipalPoop: fresh pork eggs, on sale EWeston: They're all over the trees Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What about pork salad annie? PrincipalPoop: poke poke, not pork, geeesh EWeston: Grannie bacame a Trust Fund Manager Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And there was the presidential version, Polk salad annie... ||||||||| Uncle Glen tiptoes in around 9:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Not Ed: Great choice, Tweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo Unk! Cat: Hi Glen Not Ed: UGlen yay EWeston: Glennster Uncle Glen: Did I miss anything? Elmer Ho: yup - good job as always Tweeny ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Captain Equinox: Got my DOMM - love it. Cat: All of Proc's work is worth promoting Captain Equinox: Gotta run, Kiddos! Not Ed: Only the answer to the meaning of whatsit Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying! Elmer Ho: sayonara capt - see you Sept 22 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Captain! EWeston: Keep the pointy end up captin Not Ed: Take care Cappy PrincipalPoop: she is into annus, annuties. Uncle Glen: The lights went out in the bathroom and I missed everything! Cat: by cap PrincipalPoop: salute CE Beet: See ya Cap'm Not Ed: You can't say that on the internet NancyKat: BB CE! PrincipalPoop: can I say what? EWeston: And ant annuals Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any connection to the Lionel Barrymore film of the same name? Not Ed: I see
Not Ed blinks. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' rebozoette: wow PrincipalPoop: and the mailman always rings twice... Cat: hope y'all like this. llanwydd: which barryore film? EWeston: What has happened to your nose? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Death Takes A Holiday Cat: it just sniffed the air in rome PrincipalPoop: this is the theme song of the old dick van dyke show, no, my mistake rebozoette: woodbyne llanwydd: never saw it Not Ed: PP's birthday tomorrow gosh what will we give him EWeston: Air by FedeX? PrincipalPoop: a wedgie? llanwydd: what do you get the man who has everything? EWeston: Atomic, or thermonuclear rebozoette: hugs and kisses EWeston: Well if you want to be all sappy, and human PrincipalPoop: still hot where you are huh rebozo? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I liked it Llan, A Grandfather, Barrymore, traps the angel of death ups tree so nothing, including Barrymore, can die. Elmer Ho: who is this? EWeston: Cat PrincipalPoop: no it is cease llanwydd: I saw it in the leonard maltin guide. If I am not mistaken, frederick march was in it rebozoette: breaks in the heat thundery Pince Elmer Ho: i meant, who is the character in the story Cat: i'm oding a kind of audio autobiography here EWeston: Schrodingies Cat Elmer Ho: way cool Cat: i'm telling tales, continuing from last week's train to hell ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, he played the angel of death. The grandfather wanted to stay with his grandson PrincipalPoop: i was being polite, I will ask bluntly, are you neked again tonight? rebozoette: yes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: No feather tonight then Johan Amadeus Myjetski: under my clothes, Poop, I am... PrincipalPoop: oh my, thank you Not Ed: of course ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. rebozoette: humugity is way on ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Rufus_T_Firetween: Chinchillas are venomous? PrincipalPoop: the chinchilla bit him, but he lived EWeston: Only during the mating season Not Ed: humugity ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." NancyKat: Were-Chinchillas... Not Ed: great PrincipalPoop: anybody here spell secatchyouyawn without cheating? Not Ed: haha NK PrincipalPoop: there chin chillers, brrrrrr EWeston: Nope not in this life cycle DJTweeny: chin chillers might be popular in Texas this tme of year DJTweeny: was 101 today, supposed to be 103 tomorrow PrincipalPoop: cool, cook on a sidewalk EWeston: The NW has been dry, but temperant PrincipalPoop: I thought temperance meant dry? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: M. Now there's another movie worthy of discussion.... PrincipalPoop: north by northwest or what? Not Ed: Texas so close to Gulf muggy heat more than I thought EWeston: I like to be vague. There's already 7000 people a day moving to Seattle NancyKat: "Unfortunately, the dime was in Mr. rococo's pocket..." Beet: Sitting here in my skivvies sweating in my almost air conditioning. NancyKat: Our downstairs neighbors decided that they were too cold with their a/c...so they turned on the heat on top of that... Cat: i'm wearing a sweater here in van. Beet: That's disgusting ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The mid-south is sweltering. only 97, but humidity has heat indices in the 110 range. Code Orange atmosphere. Hard to breathe ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Cat: by the way, i saw a wonderful monet exhibtiotion at the vancouver art gallery today. Elmer Ho: Nancy, are they elderly? if so please look out for them ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Capricius consumption PrincipalPoop: did you skive in your skivvies? Elmer Ho: my mother-in-law's brother and his wife did exactly that, and were found dead the next morning PrincipalPoop: lordy ouch, poor things Cat:https://www.vanartgallery.bc.ca/the_exhibitions/exhibit_claudemonet.html Beet: Nothing alse to do EWeston: My positions on skivies are orthodox NancyKat: Elmer-They are...although I don't think they would take my advice if I gave it..or my help...well, at least the wife is...a pice of work...her husband is nice... Beet: else Cat: nice is good Elmer Ho: understood, dealing with the elderly can be touchy NancyKat: Elmer...wow...will keep an eye out then. Thir grandsons live with them, so they have in house monitoring I guess... EWeston: Heat kills and looks to be a more common occurance for death PrincipalPoop: when I hear claude now all I think of is waylong jennings song Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't get me started, Elmer... Elmer Ho: not that i'm far from that demographic myself PrincipalPoop: i resemble that remark, or something like that Beet: A friend of mine just put into assisted care at the VA. Sad ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Uncle Glen - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat: by glen PrincipalPoop: i did not see that uncle glen come in, sneaky bastard... ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Through a dirty glass reflected off a mirror a quarter mile away Elmer Ho: you have to watch out for those Glen types
DJTweeny wonders if dengue fever is a better way to go than glaubner's Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or a quarter million miles away... PrincipalPoop: like the zoom photo thing in bladerunner? PrincipalPoop: Glen Close, hiding as a woman... Beet: A funky phenomenon - exactly Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: I'm three thoudsand lightyears from home Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ok, I'll turn 'em in, but the souls are gone, daddy, gone ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:12 PM, dragging 23rdOfGunekonde by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Beet: hi 23 DJTweeny: Hi 23 PrincipalPoop: how does one pronounce dengue anyway, does it rhyme with tongue? NancyKat: Poop-Glen jacobs? Glen or Glena? Glen Gary Glen ross? Elmer Ho: you and Mick, EW Cat: my favourite flick Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo 23rd! NancyKat: hi, 23 Beet: din gee EWeston: But sybulents are forever Cat: my favourite play Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Poop, it's Den-Gay PrincipalPoop: so that is how you spell Gunekonde, thanks 23rdOfGunekonde: Hi all. Forward into the pest! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rhymes with BenGay PrincipalPoop: dingy or dinghy? Cat: jam the 23rd? rebozoette: its only a worm hole EWeston: Back Atcha Johan Amadeus Myjetski: GREAT collage, cat! Beet: That was great! Not Ed: Good one Cat 23rdOfGunekonde: Fnordology excluded of course PrincipalPoop: a lot of jumping around and thanks there cat... EWeston: Yuppers Elmer Ho: bery bery nice NancyKat: Agreed! EWeston: I only have a learners permit PrincipalPoop: red shift again already? i heard this back in the naughts ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “RED SHIFT” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out RED SHIFT at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/' rebozoette: thanks cat 23rdOfGunekonde: Not 2 not 1 be yo favoree. No alternates 23 PrincipalPoop: 23 skidoo too Johan Amadeus Myjetski: back in a bit.... PrincipalPoop: ok jam Cat: sorry poop i thought it was worth relistening. i think proc and ossman's acting as father and son are the best acting i've evetr heard. astonished that i wrote it. EWeston: A prime number Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “RED SHIFT” at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/ Cat: austin was great on this, as usual NancyKat: Marziform the maripan... EWeston: They coming to terra foma away PrincipalPoop: i am constantly amazed when you seem to take my nonsense seriously cat, but then I realize I am taking you too seriously lol NancyKat: Dr.......mimory... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read the Red Shift Credits at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg EWeston: Without life there would be no donuts Beet: This is far out Cat: i have so rare contact with anyone who's heard my work, it's easy to confuse Cat: tha'ts elayne, who created this chat in 1995 ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat: david and his son orson, then 10 as i recall PrincipalPoop: huh? now I am confused, oh there is the girls voice... DJTweeny: How old was Orson when you did this, Cat DJTweeny: ? DJTweeny: ah, you already answered Cat: i'n guessing 10, not sure EWeston: Drink to me only with thy duck, or with a duct PrincipalPoop: dharma karma ghia EWeston: Great tailfins on her NancyKat: EW-And I shall Quack with mine? Or leave a feather in the cup and i'll not ask for a sheep. rebozoette: its got chipotle PrincipalPoop: don't squeeze the chairman, what country was that that punished bad puns? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com EWeston: I'll not interfere with your language lessons. I still think you made a mistake about the sheep Elmer Ho: Cat - the back cover pic is great - took me a sec to catch on ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| 23rdOfGunekonde - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat: Merlyn contributed the dont squeeze joke. PrincipalPoop: oh money find me Cat: many joeks wre contriubted includidng austin, melinda and phil PrincipalPoop: that is one of those you would recall who to give credit, or blame lol PrincipalPoop: well hello dali, yes hello dali EWeston: Japanese robo rock? Cat: that was a segment from old chatter Elmer Ho: gotta take my bows - thanks for a peasant evening Not Ed: river dolls have fins....I see the truth of it Cat: this guy is an old chatter too. Cat: i love this bit Elmer Ho: nytol ||||||||| At 10:27 PM, Elmer Ho scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ite elmer! EWeston: Gumby Elmer Not Ed: later EH PrincipalPoop: ok elmer Cat: by elmer PrincipalPoop: what if they gave an orgy and nobody came? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ocean of wisdom = kundun EWeston: They'd ask for a refund PrincipalPoop: cum again? PrincipalPoop: chi whiz EWeston: Or take this cash and run card Beet: bye elm Cat: goo9d hemingway ref PrincipalPoop: quite a stretch I'll say rebozoette: ha right arms EWeston: Farm out rebozoette: keep on tacking EWeston: Farm mars PrincipalPoop: ernest or muriel? EWeston: Liberty caps Johan Amadeus Myjetski: oh, my, bar-dough! Is it time to pay my tab? One more for the road.... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a countdrum EWeston: Keep the griffen on a leash next time NancyKat: A nom molly? rebozoette: leave that patella alone PrincipalPoop: merv the perve ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Hears he's getting a nice job in gummit Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Size matters in telescopes... Beet: Didn't get to say g'nite to llan! Please accept in absentia. EWeston: Wait. Something ate Molly??! EWeston: Or offered her some finger food PrincipalPoop: patella vannah white Cat: austin gives life to the music of my words. EWeston: He put life into many words Rufus_T_Firetween: So actually, with the exception of Bergman, you have the whole FST in this play Cat: plus Melinda and Ossman's son Orson Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “RED SHIFT” at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Red rover, red rover, send kundun right over.... Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read the Red Shift Credits at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg PrincipalPoop: cum passion? ohh compassion, ok Cat: I think we are a multiple sourced creation, dedicated as all their work, to the enlightenmewnt of us all
DJTweeny sraps P with somme passion fruit PrincipalPoop: thank you sir may I have another... DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give P another ||||||||| Catherwood gets p another. PrincipalPoop: certainly cat EWeston: I'd say think of the kiddies but their attention is fixed on their poker game PrincipalPoop: thank you catherwood, may I have another? ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to PrincipalPoop and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Cat: thqt was my prodcuer, doc tech, who did many voices PrincipalPoop: passion fruit huh, anybody I know? EWeston: Catherwood give pooper another ||||||||| Catherwood gives pooper another. Cat: i hope all of my audio work is based on good sounding sounds PrincipalPoop: a musical break, what is the word for that? NancyKat: Interlude? PrincipalPoop: i want more more Cat: i wanteds to make this more a variety show, ala firesign. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: You do some interesting aural atmospheres Deputy Dang: Interesting Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ... I'm gonna sell my house in town... Cat: like all their radio shows, i always want music in my work PrincipalPoop: qualude, yes interesting, ok Beet: A remake of Steely Dan? NancyKat: Entreacte? intermission? EWeston: Catherwood dump a buckle on pooper ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to EWeston and queries "Something I can help with?" PrincipalPoop: stealing glass? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not a remake, beet, but both refer to the Bodhisatva ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: I think I'll strike for lower wages Beet: Just kidding ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A Prisoner reference! ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" NancyKat: Grubsgrubs... PrincipalPoop: already, I would wager for lower strikes EWeston: Cooked in polyunsaturated Yin Beet: Kill Time? Cool. PrincipalPoop: oh money pay me EWeston: Put up your steaks PrincipalPoop: pull up your bootstraps Cat: this is the best acting i've ever heard Cat: thanks, phil and dave PrincipalPoop: cherish is a word I use to describe Beet: Gravity and its Opposite, Comedy. EWeston: They're pulling back! NancyKat: Beet-what aboot levity? PrincipalPoop: that is dramatic beet Beet: levity=Comedy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is a really unique play, cat. Funny, serious, far out. Truly entertraining! EWeston: And its opposite drama PrincipalPoop: there is no martian dolly lahma, just a good day Cat: i'm proud of having written that and thast those guys acted it. Beet: drama=gravity EWeston: What's the opposite of bad acting? PrincipalPoop: pullying a lot of strings and concepts there cat, yes happy bidet PPman NancyKat: *Thumbs up* Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love,love, love all! Thanks to all! rebozoette: brilliant cat Beet Cat Deputy Dang DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat PrincipalPoop Rufus_T_Firetween bozo on rebozoette: thanks tweeny NancyKat: Nigh Nigh all. *HUGG*> Beet: This was fun. Thanks everybody. Happy Birthday Phil! Thanks, Cat, for some unique and intriguing creations. Thanks, Dr. Tween as always. G'Nite. EWeston: Happhappyhappy birfdaze Phil DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: yes cat, you made a place for yourself in history, if you wanted one lol Cat: maybe 2 weeks before a next one. PrincipalPoop: night all, keep cool, ciaooo ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Cat: hope you all beneft. you can do the same thing for yourselves now. ||||||||| Cat rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Sknnyrabit', just granted probation at 11:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Sknnyrabit: hello, deer friends... ||||||||| Sknnyrabit walks away to The Portrait Gallery. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Sknnyrabit - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 1:23 AM and Rileysch bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Rileysch: catherwood please lynch ilikecoyotes's nigger ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Rileysch and says "Did you want me?" Rileysch: catherwood lynch ilikecoyotes's nigger ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Rileysch and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Rileysch: catherwood kill this nigger ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Rileysch ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rileysch: catherwood kiss my asshole ||||||||| Catherwood kisses my asshole ||||||||| 1:25 AM: taiwanon jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" taiwanon: catherwood please pass out these flyers for shen yun ||||||||| Catherwood passes out these flyers for shen yun. Rileysch: yes hello taiwanon Rileysch: catherwood please kill yourself ||||||||| Catherwood kills himself . taiwanon: rip Rileysch: catherwood please hit this blunt ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Rileysch and mumbles "Did you want something?" Rileysch: catherwood I thought you were dead ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Rileysch Rileysch: catherwood please touch my bum ||||||||| Catherwood touches Rileysch's bum. taiwanon: catherwood go give evbo his afternoon snack ||||||||| Catherwood gets evbo his afternoon snack. Rileysch: catherwood please slowly stroke me ||||||||| Catherwood strokes Rileysch. taiwanon: keep spreading propaganda catherwood youre going great! ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to taiwanon and says "Did you want something?" taiwanon: catherwood i have a question ||||||||| Catherwood ignores taiwanon
taiwanon waves
taiwanon poops big
taiwanon leaves ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| taiwanon - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rileysch - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
23rdOfGunekonde
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cat
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rileysch
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sknnyrabit
taiwanon
Uncle Glen
