||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 13, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski tiptoes in around 8:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi Johan DJTweeny: music in a couple of minutes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Enjoying the silence.... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Roaring in my ears DJTweeny: like listening to a sea shell, eh? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No Audio Yet... good name for an album.. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, like a seashell! ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Madness Tuneage) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: There's a river of music going through every composer DJTweeny: would be a great name for an album :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was listening to a track by the old band Tower of Power. Made my heart leap! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: First time i'd heard it in a long time DJTweeny: Don't think I have any of their albums, but I've heard them on other people's recordings ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:46 PM and NancyKat bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi Kitty Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This was from a - get ready for this- a Ktel album, a compilation of horn bands DJTweeny: ha1 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey hey it's NK! DJTweeny: *ha! NancyKat: Hey, it's Jamity JAM! NancyKat: Hi, Tweeny! DJTweeny: They're on Mickey Hart's 'Rolling Thunder' album Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Back in the day, my older brother was asked to join ToP, but Dad wouldn't let him quit high school! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They had one heck of a horn section ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| 8:52 PM: dweezle jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" DJTweeny: Hi dweezle Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo Dweez! NancyKat: Hi, dweezle... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Who's this playing now? ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Deputy Dang', just granted probation at 8:53 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I can't quite place the voice... DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DD! DJTweeny: Carrie Newcomer from Indiana DJTweeny: a Quaker Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not familiar with her but I like this! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Deputy Dang: Good morning. I'm on a new installation of Windows. Not sure if I have a media player yet. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:54 PM and late as usual, it's Captain Equinox, just back from Hellmouth." Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! NancyKat: Hi Dep. Dang! NancyKat: An' Cap. Eq. Deputy Dang: Hi JAM and Nancy! DJTweeny: Carrie Newcomer - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Newcomer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Capt. Eq! ||||||||| 8:55 PM: EWeston jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: Aye, Captain... DJTweeny: Hi EW Captain Equinox: Hay, Man - you guys HOLDING? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Natch... Deputy Dang: No man, my doctor said I had to cut back. NancyKat: Cap. EQ.-Yes, but holding WHAT is the Q. DJTweeny: man... EWeston: Hi Tweeny Jam NacyK, Depty, an the gut with the guitar. NancyKat: Hiho, EW! EWeston: Forgot the capt Captain Equinox: Nyuk Nyuk NancyKat: Natch...jackson...you wanna hear me rap? Captain Equinox: Now I think I'll hold it over here... EWeston: Just don't hold it up to the light ||||||||| Catherwood ushers TimmMcCoy.com inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. NancyKat: Hi, Timm1 TimmMcCoy.com: Hello fellow mutants! EWeston: Timm man Captain Equinox: Hey, Timm! DJTweeny: Yo Timm TimmMcCoy.com: How's ya'll? Im freaking great tonight! Deputy Dang: Yay! I have audio! EWeston: Swat you with my pesudopod TimmMcCoy.com: Working with a legend in parody with 2 songs. More later. DJTweeny: good to hear Timm :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: TMC I'm enlivened by your greatness EWeston: Sounds funville TimmMcCoy.com: Oh garsh (kicks dirt) ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' TimmMcCoy.com: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 13, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" NancyKat: It is not I who am crazy...it is I who am MAD! ||||||||| Catherwood escorts rebozoette in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That wouldn't be Weird Al? NancyKat: Bak to the shadows again? DJTweeny: Yo rebozo Captain Equinox: *honk honk* NancyKat: hi Rebozo! TimmMcCoy.com: ALLISTER!!!!!!!!!!! rebozoette: Captain Equinox Deputy Dang DJTweeny dweezle EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com long llurk ish hi all TimmMcCoy.com: Can't say Johan. EWeston: Rebozoette her own bad self rebozoette: how is youes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Loved Crowley's show Hexercize Captain Equinox: Hiya! rebozoette: ew to the bones NancyKat: Summon Shub-Niggurath and get it over with... TimmMcCoy.com: Hexercision for the Masses EWeston: One cat asleep behind me, the other terrorising the landscape Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rebozo! good to see ya TimmMcCoy.com:TWEENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rebozoette: you all look good in the magic mirror TimmMcCoy.com: I LOVE THIS COLLECTION! ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Virginia." EWeston: Hope Cat's not near the fire zones in BC ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Beet: Hello everyone. DJTweeny: Hey Beet EWeston: Beetman! Waz real Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet daddy! ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! ** Now playing: a DOMM Hour Hour broadcast “EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS A COMMUNIST” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Beet: Hi Dr. Beet: Mr. EW, greetings Beet: Hi JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gotta nail down a few details in the real world. Back in a few... NancyKat: Hi BEET! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Check your forlock Beet: Howdy Nancy TimmMcCoy.com: Keep gettin bumped. darn it TimmMcCoy.com: Hello: Beet Captain Equinox DJTweeny dweezle EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Deputy Dang Beet: Hi Timm TimmMcCoy.com: Groat cakes, with extra 30 weight EWeston: I prefer taco sauce Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Captain Equinox: Slipped past my meridians EWeston: But the saint bernard tookem down rebozoette: woman in laughs EWeston: Goyals, I can never spell it Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What is her husband doing getting HER clothes dirty? Hmm... Deputy Dang: catching Johns EWeston: Tackleing drug dealers in alleyways? rebozoette: your frogs are spinnin EWeston: Well they're heels, so there;s that Beet: I think I successfully avoided Topaz TimmMcCoy.com: Our receptionist is named Helen Waite. If you really need attention, go to Helen Waite. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer Ho falls out at 9:15 PM. EWeston: Otherwise wait here ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Elmer Ho: Hello dear fiends EWeston: Ello Elmer Beet: Hey Ho ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: breaker breaker Elmer Elmer Ho: 10-4, tweeny Beet: I had a '56 Chevy. Best car ever. Elmer Ho: possibly old news, but the other day I found out where "Mixville" came from TimmMcCoy.com: ELMER!!!! Elmer Ho: TIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I got hit by a 56 Chevvy when I was 3yo TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood drinks for everyone, on me, please! ||||||||| Catherwood snubs TimmMcCoy.com EWeston: Never forget my 97 Marmoset Beet: Wsn't mine TimmMcCoy.com: 65 Carmen Gia Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can't think of the Ghia without thinking of Get Smart EWeston: That was a good year for bar scotch Elmer Ho: we had a 59 Rambler that the driver's door wouldn't open DJTweeny: Where did Mixville come from, Elmer? Elmer Ho: had to get in the back seat and crawl over to the front Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Where did the Scotch get barred from exactly? TimmMcCoy.com: That Rambler have push button shifting like the old Nash's had? Elmer Ho:tweeny - the story is Ossman lived in a little cluster of houses that had once been Tom Mix's guest houses EWeston: The swimming deck. The temptation would've been too much DJTweeny: We had an old Dodge wagon with pushbutton gear shifting Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HA!, Elmer! Wow! DJTweeny: Ah, interesting Elmer rebozoette: send food Elmer Ho: story is here - http://lineaforma.com/my-la-story/ ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: I confess we had a Valiant wagon. Then a Plymuth wagen with the push button trans ||||||||| 9:22 PM: Lil jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" EWeston: Lil hiya Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening' Lil! Lil: Heya EW DJTweeny: allo Lil Lil: Jammy Lil: 'Lo Tweeny Elmer Ho: the houses were on Alvarado Street, hence the frequent references to Alvarado DJTweeny: Pico & Alvarado is an actual intersection in L.A., isn't it? Beet: Hi Lil Lil: Lots of valley street names come up in Nick Danger while he's driving Lil: Beet darlin' how you be TimmMcCoy.com: dont remember Alvarado, but Sepulveda Beet: Just read the Mixville story. Cool story Lil: Yep that's what I was thinking of Timm Lil: Pico and Alvarado come up in Dwarf TimmMcCoy.com: Fairfax to Sepulveda to Pico Elmer Ho: yes, according to Mr Google, Pico and Alvarado is a real intersection Elmer Ho:https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0468502,-118.2828878,17.5z Lil: nice Elmer Beet: Justfine, Miss Lil. Thanks TimmMcCoy.com: Isnt that near Terrace Park? TimmMcCoy.com: No maps here Lil: good to hear Beat boyo DJTweeny: I thought I remembered Cat saying that, Elmer Lil: God these women are snobs Johan Amadeus Myjetski: MacArthur Park melted in the dark... Dark what, I don't know... EWeston: Dark nuggies Elmer Ho: something something "left the cake out in the rain" something something Lil: LOL Elmer TimmMcCoy.com: Yes Fairfax does cross Pico ||||||||| Outside, the 9:30 PM downtown bus from California pulls away, leaving Not Ed coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Lil: Someone left a cake out in the rain rebozoette: hi lil Beet: Back in the ancient days, the ladies wore actual skirts in my highschool. Almost alien now. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: chinese opera - some of the most challenging listening I have ever endured. Not Ed: Can't stay but hey! Will czech back laterz! rebozoette: it moved from left to right Elmer Ho: sayonara Ed Lil: Hi Rebozo almost missed you there in lower case lol DJTweeny: evenin' NE EWeston: Just wing it then Not Ed: Bombs away! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Beet: Hi rebo EWeston: Real gong NancyKat: *Broke out in guffaws at "Tweedle lessons"* Tweedle bugs... Beet: Love this description of old New York. Elmer Ho: hmm... brow cleavage EWeston: Don't let the rats into it Lil: Remember the recent video of the subway rat stealing a piece of pizza EWeston: I missed that one Elmer Ho: my main memory of NYC in thgetting on a subway into town, and the first thing I saw on coming out of the station was dumpster overturned in the middle of the street Elmer Ho: **"in the 1970s" Lil: Shame EW the slice was about three times the size of the rat rebozoette: dares somein goin on obber dare Lil: pfff this is all Manhattan envy rebozoette: bums bums everywhere EWeston: A metric if anyone gets bit by a radioactive rat DJTweeny: didn't you used to live in NYC, rebozoette? Beet: Such a bizarre, interesting place. Elmer Ho: is it just me or does Annalee sound very pretentious? EWeston: Sounds English Lil: I just said that up above Lil: snobs Elmer Ho: not just English, but some how affected ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: From the Rollinson clan? Beet: a milestone Lil: Tiny stayed on at BAI didn't she? DJTweeny: sounds a bit like an Australian accent to me Lil: HEY I grew up in Yonkers :-P rebozoette: goin as far away from yonkers as a girl can get DJTweeny: ah, maybe I was thinking of you Lil Lil: LOL rebozoette: parkchester Lil: that;s part of the Bronx I think rebozoette: just quoting hello dolly lil ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Lil: you were thinking of me Tweeny? why thank you rebozoette: it is where I grew up EWeston: They play a mean kazoo in parkchester ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:53 PM and llanwydd sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Lil: ah yes I remember Dolly llanwydd: good evening Lil: how do llan Beet: Hi llan rebozoette: ew you know my mom EWeston: IIan good part of day of choice Elmer Ho: hellllllllllo lllllan.... EWeston: The bruises still hurt in bad weather Captain Equinox: I remember Dali rebozoette: on micro fish ha DJTweeny: pwairile lol DJTweeny: hey llan ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: hows everybody? llanwydd: its pronounce pure isle DJTweeny: doin' fine thanks, and you? llanwydd: pronounced Beet: Speaking for everybody, we are fine. Lil: lol Beet llanwydd: I d like to say i am doing fine but my air conditioner is on the fritz llanwydd: cant get it fixed till tomorrow EWeston: Considering taking up wombat juggling llanwydd: not too cool n florida. no pun intended DJTweeny: puerile |ˈpyoŏ(ə)rəl; ˈpyoŏrˌīl| adjective childishly silly and trivial : you're making puerile excuses. Beet: That is tragic. I barely have air conditioning but I would die without it. DJTweeny: lol EW EWeston: Lotta heat in the nation, even Minnisota ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." llanwydd: phil thought it was pwer ile ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: The sheding may be a deal breaker DJTweeny: have to get the hairless variety rebozoette: he did not go to the right festival EWeston: But then their tatoos will show ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. rebozoette: make up with makeup EWeston: Where can you but a reliable wombat cover. Mary Kay? Captain Equinox: Gotta go - Thai food awaits. Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying! llanwydd: thai food mary? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: He's turning over! DJTweeny: bye Capt Beet: Nite Cap. Captain Equinox: No BVD! EWeston: Trafficking in Elbow Shrimp eh? rebozoette: play the right keys ||||||||| Outside, the 10:10 PM bus from Boulder pulls away, leaving Sir Sydney Fudd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Beet: Hey, Sid Elmer Ho: howdy Sidd Sir Sydney Fudd: *cough* Hello. EWeston: Hello hic DJTweeny: Hi Syd Sir Sydney Fudd: Earlier this year I saw Colorado license plate UH CLEM in a Ralph Spoilsport Motors frame. DJTweeny: catherwood, give Syd a quarter for his cough ||||||||| Catherwood gets syd a quarter for his cough. DJTweeny: cool, Syd :) ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! rebozoette: are for breakfast rebozoette: how dry I am EWeston: Are you drinking wrong? DJTweeny: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ EWeston: My brother mentioned a few month's ago that apparently we haven't been drinking water correctly all these centuries DJTweeny: we should be snorting it? Beet: OK, EW, how should we drink water? EWeston: No that's for chocolate these days. More hydroxal and hydronium maybe EWeston: I didn't go and pay to find out. I'm content to be ignorant on this ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Elmer Ho: Ignorance, like virtue, is its own reward Beet: Aw, darn, I was ready to get edumacated. EWeston: Given the premise that we only recently discovered how to properly consume water I confess to being a doubter Elmer Ho: it's been swell but time for me to turn in Elmer Ho: nytol... EWeston: gumbyie ||||||||| Elmer Ho scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elmer Ho?! It's 10:28 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Beet: Have a nice evening, El Sir Sydney Fudd: Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have H 2 O, please." The second one says "I'll have H 2 O too." Which one died? :-) Beet: I have been to Cadiz Lil: I love Ossman's voice EWeston: The parrot Lil: LOL EWeston: It was him or me! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm not the man I used to be. Then who is he? EWeston: Anyone catch Alex Jones fascination with talking gorrila pig human hybrds? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: half man, half pig, & half talking gorilla EWeston: Only one and a half madmen Sir Sydney Fudd: Duke of Half Madness Motors just doesn't have the same ring. EWeston: They've been gathering in hords in the Mid west, believe me Johan Amadeus Myjetski: WRIGHT FLYER IT'S CALLED Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sorry didn't mean to shout - caps button locked EWeston: Preceeded by a long line of wrong flyers Sir Sydney Fudd: that's Wong Flyers, made in China Beet: Very profiund way to wrap up the program rebozoette: great great Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Agreed, beet! Sir Sydney Fudd: But two Wongs don't make a Wright. :-) NancyKat: Whoowhoo! EWeston: No, but three do ||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SNAKEHEAD SYMPHONY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'NutPunchPanda', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Nut! DJTweeny: Hi Panda EWeston: NPP got your BVD order here Beet: hello nut Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv EWeston: A spanked new world EWeston: NOOO NancyKat: Hare-brained hyena? Sir Sydney Fudd: (sings) "There's a man who needs a Box Of Danger ..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hysterical Half-wit? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd EWeston: Halitosis flavored hamperr Lil: Is that new Tweeny, the youtube channel? DJTweeny: It's only been up for a few months, as far as I know Sir Sydney Fudd: Gandhi: super-calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive EWeston: LOL Sid Beet: Hey, this is Thursday. EWeston: A coinsidence, I'm shur Rufus_T_Firetween: oddly enough, it happens to be, Beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Beet: They said Thursday was humorless NancyKat: Yes? ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Sir Syd! EWeston: Find hamlet Tykio DJTweeny: They were sorely mistaken, Beet ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NutPunchPanda - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! C u all next week! g'nite! DJTweeny: nite, Johan Beet: You're right, Yween. Lil: Night Jammy EWeston: So long JAM Beet: Nite, JAM EWeston: It Mouring in Hamerica! rebozoette: nite jam Beet: Cool Sir Sydney Fudd: It's been mourning in America since the election ... ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, llanwydd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Beet: Twas a good time. Thanks everybody. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. EWeston: Seems along time ago. rebozoette: Beet DJTweeny dweezle EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil NancyKat rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Sir Sydney Fudd thanks tweeny great funly DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... NancyKat: Meow meow all! 8HUGGS* Thanks Tweeny! EWeston: Well its time to hot wire the cheeswing and sail off into the bog, by all. Deputy Dang: night night Deputy Dang: thanks for the show, Tweeny DJTweeny: You're all very welcome :) ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Lil: Night all. ||||||||| Around 11:13 PM, Sir Sydney Fudd walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dweezle - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sir Sydney Fudd
TimmMcCoy.com
